1 00:00:17,771 --> 00:00:18,995 Evening, barkeep. 2 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,785 I would like to purchase some alcohol, please. 3 00:00:22,309 --> 00:00:23,481 What can I get you? 4 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:26,274 Well, I'm 26, as you can see. 5 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:28,150 From my license. 6 00:00:28,954 --> 00:00:30,789 Congratulations. What can I get you? 7 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:33,284 A bana daiquiri, my good man. 8 00:00:36,434 --> 00:00:37,482 I'm Crystal. 9 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:39,150 What's your name? 10 00:00:39,399 --> 00:00:41,212 - Hi, Crystal. - I'm Gary. 11 00:00:41,644 --> 00:00:44,462 Gary, I don't want to embarrass you, but you are just... 12 00:00:44,946 --> 00:00:47,254 You are just a stunning-looking man. 13 00:00:47,885 --> 00:00:49,289 I know, right? 14 00:00:53,175 --> 00:00:53,942 Thanks! 15 00:00:55,465 --> 00:00:57,561 You having a good time tonight? 16 00:00:58,883 --> 00:01:02,177 Thank you for asking, Crystal. This is, like, the best night ever. 17 00:01:04,751 --> 00:01:06,873 Do you think we could make it any better? 18 00:01:09,288 --> 00:01:10,988 Probably. I don't know. 19 00:01:13,476 --> 00:01:15,701 I mean, do you want to get out of here? 20 00:01:19,561 --> 00:01:22,483 I kind of like this bar. And I just ordered this daiquiri. 21 00:01:24,659 --> 00:01:25,715 I mean... 22 00:01:26,531 --> 00:01:28,297 Do you want to get out of here with me? 23 00:01:35,358 --> 00:01:36,930 Are we talking about sex? 24 00:01:37,576 --> 00:01:39,123 Well, I, uh... 25 00:01:41,218 --> 00:01:43,350 Yeah. I suppose we are. 26 00:01:46,459 --> 00:01:48,841 Crystal, I would love to have the sex with you. 27 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:54,207 Great. Then let's go. 28 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,382 Love that jacket on you, by the way. 29 00:02:02,942 --> 00:02:05,452 Thanks. Actually... 30 00:02:06,603 --> 00:02:08,045 The whole outfit is new. 31 00:02:10,299 --> 00:02:11,743 = 512 = 32 00:02:12,687 --> 00:02:16,095 = Supernatural Team = 33 00:02:25,574 --> 00:02:27,607 Dean and Sammy Winchester! 34 00:02:28,502 --> 00:02:31,405 - So, how long has it been? - The summer before 6th grade. 35 00:02:31,831 --> 00:02:34,864 I remember. You assigned yourself your own reading list. 36 00:02:35,401 --> 00:02:37,074 That's right. I forgot about that. 37 00:02:39,331 --> 00:02:42,159 Your mom happens to be the best babysitter we ever had. 38 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,132 When I was a maid at the mayflower, out on the interstate... 39 00:02:46,257 --> 00:02:48,113 Long before you were even an idea... 40 00:02:48,754 --> 00:02:52,404 Their daddy used to pass through town and leave the boys with me while... 41 00:02:52,844 --> 00:02:54,881 He went off to... work. 42 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:58,112 One time, he was gone for two weeks. 43 00:02:58,237 --> 00:02:59,180 Two weeks? 44 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:01,565 He'd always come limping back. 45 00:03:02,608 --> 00:03:03,684 He loved you boys. 46 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:07,471 Did you know what he did all that time? 47 00:03:07,974 --> 00:03:09,774 Little Sammy kept trying to tell me. 48 00:03:10,286 --> 00:03:11,821 Of course, I didn't believe him. 49 00:03:12,352 --> 00:03:13,658 Not at first, anyway. 50 00:03:16,183 --> 00:03:17,803 Katie, our dad... 51 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,424 Happened to be an expert at getting rid of ghosts. 52 00:03:20,549 --> 00:03:22,578 And now, so are we. 53 00:03:22,746 --> 00:03:25,456 That's why I called them, sweetie. They can help us. 54 00:03:26,734 --> 00:03:28,907 Sounds like you guys got yourself a poltergeist. 55 00:03:29,032 --> 00:03:31,042 Started a month or two after we moved in. 56 00:03:31,362 --> 00:03:35,366 First it was just bumps and knocks and scratches on the walls. 57 00:03:36,462 --> 00:03:38,238 And then it started breaking things. 58 00:03:38,363 --> 00:03:39,713 And then it attacked Katie? 59 00:03:40,322 --> 00:03:41,597 That was two nights ago. 60 00:03:43,261 --> 00:03:44,508 Can you show them, honey? 61 00:03:48,647 --> 00:03:51,148 "Murderd chylde." 62 00:03:56,458 --> 00:03:57,458 Katie... 63 00:03:58,324 --> 00:03:59,669 Everything's gonna be fine. 64 00:04:00,317 --> 00:04:01,325 I promise. 65 00:04:02,953 --> 00:04:05,230 Why don't you guys take yourselves a little vacation 66 00:04:05,355 --> 00:04:06,664 and we'll take care of it. 67 00:04:07,685 --> 00:04:08,628 Thank you. 68 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,776 Bacon burger turbo, large chili-cheese fry 69 00:04:19,195 --> 00:04:21,595 and a healthquake salad shake? 70 00:04:22,948 --> 00:04:26,061 I know. I know. It's not mine. 71 00:04:45,779 --> 00:04:47,246 Oh, you shake it up, baby. 72 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,517 Poltergeist aside, donna looked pretty good, don't you think? 73 00:04:52,642 --> 00:04:55,182 Don't tell me you've still got the hots for our babysitter. 74 00:04:55,307 --> 00:04:56,672 What? No. 75 00:04:57,426 --> 00:04:58,341 That's weird. 76 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,495 I'm just saying that she... 77 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:05,125 She's doing good. You know, with her husband, her kid. 78 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:07,159 This whole amityville thing being thrown at them 79 00:05:07,284 --> 00:05:08,560 and they're hanging tough. 80 00:05:12,652 --> 00:05:14,723 You ever think that you'd want something like that? 81 00:05:15,905 --> 00:05:17,943 Wife, rugrats, the whole nine? 82 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,012 Not really my thing anymore. 83 00:05:26,255 --> 00:05:27,525 What do you got? 84 00:05:29,186 --> 00:05:31,336 That house of theirs, it's old... 85 00:05:31,758 --> 00:05:34,043 Really old. Hundreds of years. 86 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,611 And I found a legend. It's unconfirmed, but still... 87 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:37,544 Saying? 88 00:05:37,669 --> 00:05:41,334 Supposedly in the 1720s, house was owned by a guy named Isaiah Pickett. 89 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:45,797 Legend has it he hung a woman in his backyard for witchcraft... 90 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,560 A woman named Maggie Briggs. 91 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:51,018 - Okay, so an angry ghost witch? - If it's true. 92 00:05:52,401 --> 00:05:54,584 That still doesn't explain what "murderd chylde" means. 93 00:05:54,709 --> 00:05:56,359 Or where the bitch is buried. 94 00:05:57,162 --> 00:05:59,245 You know, it's a long way back, 95 00:05:59,370 --> 00:06:01,974 but I can see if I can find something in the town records. 96 00:06:02,692 --> 00:06:03,984 It's worth a shot. 97 00:06:06,939 --> 00:06:08,999 Gary! Curly fries are up! 98 00:06:10,181 --> 00:06:12,182 - So, any luck? - Bubkes. 99 00:06:12,471 --> 00:06:14,883 Can't even find proof a woman named Maggie Briggs existed, 100 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:17,006 much less where she was planted. 101 00:06:18,748 --> 00:06:22,366 - We've got a minute to breathe here. - Let's pick it up first thing. 102 00:06:22,491 --> 00:06:24,433 You bet. See you in a few. 103 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:40,677 What... 104 00:07:21,491 --> 00:07:22,367 Who... 105 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:33,558 This is Collins out on route 30. I think we got him. 106 00:07:34,143 --> 00:07:36,912 Mr. Frankel? Mr. Gary Frankel? 107 00:07:37,793 --> 00:07:38,505 Who? 108 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:40,409 Your family's worried sick about you, son. 109 00:07:40,534 --> 00:07:41,519 My family? 110 00:07:42,715 --> 00:07:44,423 My brother called you? 111 00:07:44,591 --> 00:07:46,774 Come on. Get in before you freeze solid. 112 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:18,611 Thanks... 113 00:08:20,377 --> 00:08:21,877 But where are we? 114 00:08:22,045 --> 00:08:23,118 You're home, son. 115 00:08:24,585 --> 00:08:26,615 No, officer, I'm not staying here. 116 00:08:27,845 --> 00:08:29,661 Gary! Oh, god! Gary! 117 00:08:31,691 --> 00:08:32,775 Are you all right? 118 00:08:34,694 --> 00:08:36,003 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 119 00:08:37,051 --> 00:08:38,352 What's going on here? 120 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,255 - What do you mean? - Lady, who are you? 121 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:41,874 Young man, are you drunk? 122 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:43,620 And who are you? 123 00:08:44,169 --> 00:08:45,933 Gary, are you drunk? 124 00:08:46,342 --> 00:08:47,486 Answer your father. 125 00:08:48,554 --> 00:08:49,422 My father? 126 00:08:51,556 --> 00:08:52,570 Look, I... 127 00:09:00,153 --> 00:09:01,125 Who is that? 128 00:09:02,025 --> 00:09:04,503 - Who the hell is that? - He's out of his gourd. 129 00:09:04,852 --> 00:09:06,684 Young man, I'm very surprised at you. 130 00:09:09,138 --> 00:09:10,232 Tell me about it. 131 00:09:21,836 --> 00:09:22,665 Bring it! 132 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:29,651 Holy crap. 133 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:36,077 Where the hell you been, man? I've been trying to call you for hours. 134 00:09:36,408 --> 00:09:37,777 I picked up some food. 135 00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:42,499 Bacon burger turbo, large chili-cheese fry, right? 136 00:09:48,086 --> 00:09:50,182 Sorry, man. Really. I just... 137 00:09:50,412 --> 00:09:52,634 I lost track of time. I didn't mean to freak you out. 138 00:09:54,612 --> 00:09:55,469 Thanks. 139 00:09:56,153 --> 00:09:58,098 Don't know why it took you two hours but thanks. 140 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,230 You're gonna want to eat that on the road. 141 00:10:01,355 --> 00:10:02,127 Why? 142 00:10:02,493 --> 00:10:06,497 The maid came in, saw that, now they're all kind of freaking out. 143 00:10:09,944 --> 00:10:11,945 Why'd you let the maid in? It just happened. 144 00:10:14,334 --> 00:10:15,096 Whatever. 145 00:10:15,221 --> 00:10:17,149 I got to hit the head and then we'll take off. 146 00:10:17,627 --> 00:10:18,993 All right. I'll be outside. 147 00:10:48,925 --> 00:10:49,724 You ready? 148 00:10:50,143 --> 00:10:51,355 Absolutely. 149 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:55,702 Can I drive? 150 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:06,633 This is so sweet! 151 00:11:11,572 --> 00:11:13,972 You want to get the lead out, Andretti? Come on. 152 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,998 Reverse. Reverse! 153 00:11:27,836 --> 00:11:29,259 It's in reverse. 154 00:11:29,951 --> 00:11:32,739 I am really sorry. 155 00:11:35,169 --> 00:11:36,034 Shut up. 156 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,843 This is Dean's other other cell, so you must know what to do. 157 00:11:49,639 --> 00:11:51,579 Dean, I've called every phone we got. 158 00:11:55,438 --> 00:11:56,530 Where are you, man? 159 00:11:57,975 --> 00:11:58,883 So... 160 00:12:00,314 --> 00:12:01,737 This is gonna sound crazy... 161 00:12:03,052 --> 00:12:04,670 Really crazy but... 162 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:07,625 I think I'm in the wrong body. 163 00:12:08,064 --> 00:12:09,396 Could use a little help here. 164 00:12:15,142 --> 00:12:16,737 I think I got asthma. 165 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,528 Call me back. 166 00:12:27,275 --> 00:12:28,554 Lucky star motel. 167 00:12:29,029 --> 00:12:31,599 Hello could you please connect me to room 102? 168 00:12:32,135 --> 00:12:33,101 102? 169 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:36,156 Nah, man, those guys checked out middle of the night. 170 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:38,778 Wait... "guys"? Plural? 171 00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:42,301 Yeah... one leather jacket, one sasquatch. 172 00:12:42,426 --> 00:12:43,629 They left. 173 00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:02,054 Who are you? 174 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,674 Advanced placement. Smart kid. 175 00:13:24,749 --> 00:13:25,705 Virgin. 176 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,184 Frustrated virgin. 177 00:13:53,518 --> 00:13:56,983 Witchcraft, Gary? You little satanic bastard. 178 00:13:58,468 --> 00:14:00,352 Gary! Breakfast! 179 00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:02,300 Leave me alone. 180 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:05,977 Gary! 181 00:14:07,785 --> 00:14:09,141 All right, I'm coming! 182 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:20,960 Gary, I'd like to know what happened last night. 183 00:14:21,701 --> 00:14:23,010 So would I. Believe me. 184 00:14:23,135 --> 00:14:25,032 What happened with the plan, buddy? 185 00:14:25,569 --> 00:14:28,315 - The plan? - S.A.T's, M.I.T... 186 00:14:28,603 --> 00:14:29,367 The plan. 187 00:14:29,492 --> 00:14:31,559 You want to be an engineer, you need a full ride. 188 00:14:31,684 --> 00:14:34,384 So, tell me, how does getting drunk fit with the plan? 189 00:14:35,013 --> 00:14:35,861 Right, yeah. 190 00:14:35,986 --> 00:14:39,207 Listen, buddy, no offense but at the moment, 191 00:14:39,332 --> 00:14:41,056 I could give a rat's ass about your plan. 192 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:43,476 Excuse me? 193 00:14:50,184 --> 00:14:54,088 Have I seemed moody lately? 194 00:14:54,213 --> 00:14:56,083 - With drawn? - Wow. 195 00:14:57,495 --> 00:14:59,358 - Any occult fixations? - What? 196 00:15:00,078 --> 00:15:02,154 Let me guess... I'm amazing at latin. 197 00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:03,957 You have an ear for languages. 198 00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:07,626 Any of the neighborhood pets go missing recently? 199 00:15:07,751 --> 00:15:09,531 - Are you smoking drugs? - Leonard. 200 00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:11,422 He is not smoking drugs. 201 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,206 Have any of you seen me with a book? 202 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:17,584 It'd be big and old, leather-bound, maybe some strange writing on it. 203 00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:21,475 Or frankly, I'm probably hiding it. 204 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,729 Gary, no! 205 00:15:23,913 --> 00:15:26,511 - What? - You're allergic to wheat gluten. 206 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,070 Gluten. 207 00:15:45,306 --> 00:15:47,030 You've seriously sprung a leak. 208 00:15:47,475 --> 00:15:48,187 What? 209 00:15:48,312 --> 00:15:50,484 If mom and dad ever found that creepy old book of yours, 210 00:15:50,609 --> 00:15:53,664 you'd be grounded for a decade. And you're bringing it up at breakfast? 211 00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:54,989 So there is a book. 212 00:15:55,114 --> 00:15:57,538 Sydney, where do I keep it? 213 00:15:58,934 --> 00:16:00,700 So where we going, anyway? 214 00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:03,490 To work. The case? 215 00:16:04,075 --> 00:16:06,792 Oh, right. The case. Of course. 216 00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:08,881 Where do you want to start? 217 00:16:09,498 --> 00:16:11,691 Since you couldn't find where Maggie Briggs was buried, 218 00:16:11,816 --> 00:16:14,956 now we have to do an all-day tombstone roll to see if we can dig her up. 219 00:16:15,236 --> 00:16:16,880 Wait. Maggie Briggs? 220 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,387 You mean, like... Like, the witch Maggie Briggs? 221 00:16:19,606 --> 00:16:21,898 - Yeah, sherlock. - Yeah, she's in the basement. 222 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,317 Come again? 223 00:16:24,756 --> 00:16:26,673 - What basement? - Isaiah Pickett's house. 224 00:16:27,488 --> 00:16:30,198 There's this legend that he hung her, but he didn't. 225 00:16:30,681 --> 00:16:33,702 The real truth is is that she was carrying his illegitimate child, 226 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:36,955 and he killed her and then buried her in the basement. 227 00:16:38,329 --> 00:16:39,652 Her "murderd chylde". 228 00:16:40,611 --> 00:16:42,849 That would explain the scratches. How do you know all this? 229 00:16:42,974 --> 00:16:44,713 I've done all kinds of research on it. 230 00:16:46,469 --> 00:16:48,550 I mean, you know... Last night. 231 00:16:53,355 --> 00:16:54,681 Nice work... I guess. 232 00:17:00,463 --> 00:17:01,608 Man, turn it up! 233 00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:04,849 Seriously? 234 00:17:05,385 --> 00:17:06,526 Hell yeah! 235 00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:26,102 Dean! Someone has stolen my body! 236 00:17:26,227 --> 00:17:28,256 The guy right next to you is not me! 237 00:17:29,784 --> 00:17:32,282 Check your friggin' voicemail. Damn it. 238 00:17:33,209 --> 00:17:35,222 - Gary? - Are you okay? 239 00:17:35,953 --> 00:17:37,224 Yeah, I'm Gary. 240 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:39,810 Gary's okay. 241 00:17:40,814 --> 00:17:43,870 So we're referring to ourselves in the third person now? 242 00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:46,107 We heard about last night. What happened? 243 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,026 Got drunk. No big thing. 244 00:17:48,194 --> 00:17:49,804 Look, what's my locker number? 245 00:17:49,929 --> 00:17:51,738 What? Are you... Are you still drunk? 246 00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:54,236 Yeah. I see, like, three of you right now. 247 00:17:54,893 --> 00:17:56,367 So, what's my locker number? 248 00:18:36,455 --> 00:18:37,605 Oh, no, Gary. 249 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,772 This is a very, very bad book. 250 00:19:09,823 --> 00:19:13,113 Boo-yah! Master chief is in the house, bizatches! 251 00:19:14,179 --> 00:19:16,606 - Are you all right? - Yeah. Fine. 252 00:19:26,835 --> 00:19:28,015 Well, I'll be damned. 253 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,026 Willow Moss. 254 00:19:31,457 --> 00:19:32,457 Yeah, right. 255 00:19:32,715 --> 00:19:35,282 It's supposed to grow over witches' graves, right? 256 00:19:40,069 --> 00:19:41,069 Yeah. 257 00:20:16,289 --> 00:20:18,994 Hey, man, I'm really sorry about this. 258 00:20:19,725 --> 00:20:20,980 Sorry about what? 259 00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:24,768 Sam? 260 00:20:29,256 --> 00:20:31,181 - You okay? - Let's get outta here! 261 00:20:31,484 --> 00:20:33,237 We still gotta burn the body, you idiot. 262 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,520 Come on. 263 00:21:03,556 --> 00:21:04,556 Dude... 264 00:21:05,036 --> 00:21:06,960 That was sweet! 265 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,078 Gary, wait up! 266 00:21:20,203 --> 00:21:22,365 - Where you going? - I got something to do. 267 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,971 - You're skipping class? You? - I'm just... 268 00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:27,662 Not feeling like myself, okay? 269 00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:29,805 Whatever it is, we can talk it out, bro. 270 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:32,013 - Come with us. - I don't have time. 271 00:21:32,138 --> 00:21:33,546 I got to go. I'm sorry. 272 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:41,801 Trevor! 273 00:21:42,741 --> 00:21:44,791 What else was I supposed to do? 274 00:21:53,154 --> 00:21:54,554 Here you go, guys. 275 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,482 Do me a favor. 276 00:21:56,652 --> 00:21:59,694 Could you bring me a cheeseburger with extra bacon? 277 00:22:00,243 --> 00:22:02,767 - Fry an egg on top of it, would you? - Absolutely. 278 00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:04,782 That sounds good. Ditto. 279 00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:07,034 Be right back with your order. 280 00:22:08,819 --> 00:22:11,054 Who are you and what have you done with Sam? 281 00:22:11,853 --> 00:22:13,203 What do you mean? 282 00:22:15,754 --> 00:22:17,454 Bacon cheeseburgers now? 283 00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:20,507 I don't know, I eat 'em, don't I? 284 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:22,800 Anyways, we are celebrating. 285 00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:25,030 I guess. 286 00:22:26,686 --> 00:22:28,431 Another one down. Nice work. 287 00:22:28,949 --> 00:22:29,949 You too. 288 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:33,461 I had a really awesome day, man. Seriously. 289 00:22:42,746 --> 00:22:43,746 Sweet. 290 00:22:44,287 --> 00:22:46,282 - A really awesome day? - Why not? 291 00:22:46,717 --> 00:22:48,967 It was a random, D-list ghost hunt. 292 00:22:49,593 --> 00:22:51,193 That's awesome to you? 293 00:22:51,649 --> 00:22:53,449 I can't be in a good mood? 294 00:22:55,338 --> 00:22:56,538 Yeah, I guess. 295 00:22:57,745 --> 00:22:58,895 No, actually. 296 00:22:59,185 --> 00:23:00,839 It's not really your style, Sam. 297 00:23:02,697 --> 00:23:04,342 Well, then, it's a new me. 298 00:23:04,853 --> 00:23:06,636 I mean, why shouldn't I be happy? 299 00:23:07,266 --> 00:23:09,466 I've got a gun, I'm getting drunk, 300 00:23:09,914 --> 00:23:12,308 and I look like this. 301 00:23:15,162 --> 00:23:16,312 I don't know. 302 00:23:16,753 --> 00:23:20,316 You ever feel like your whole future is being decided for you? 303 00:23:24,134 --> 00:23:25,134 A lot. 304 00:23:25,406 --> 00:23:28,430 No matter how much you fight it, you can't stop the plan. 305 00:23:28,555 --> 00:23:30,201 The stupid, stupid plan. 306 00:23:32,054 --> 00:23:33,162 So, I don't know. 307 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,527 I guess it's just nice to do a little ass-kicking 308 00:23:35,652 --> 00:23:37,402 for a change, that's all. 309 00:23:41,216 --> 00:23:42,416 You know what? 310 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:43,881 I'm drunk. 311 00:23:45,177 --> 00:23:46,175 Sorry. 312 00:23:46,419 --> 00:23:48,260 - Forget it. - It's all right. 313 00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:52,682 I'll drink to that. 314 00:23:59,649 --> 00:24:01,607 Is it me, or are we drinking together? 315 00:24:03,014 --> 00:24:04,610 We don't do it that often, huh? 316 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:06,228 You could say that. 317 00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:08,906 Well, we should. 318 00:24:09,431 --> 00:24:10,616 You're a good guy. 319 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,567 Man, you are drunk. 320 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:14,337 Here we go. 321 00:24:16,404 --> 00:24:18,004 - Thank you. - Enjoy. 322 00:24:18,841 --> 00:24:20,241 No, but I mean it. 323 00:24:22,078 --> 00:24:23,328 You really are. 324 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,811 The bread alone! 325 00:24:47,071 --> 00:24:49,421 Love that jacket on you, by the way. 326 00:24:49,682 --> 00:24:50,682 Thanks. 327 00:24:51,202 --> 00:24:52,252 Actually... 328 00:24:53,468 --> 00:24:55,168 The whole outfit is new. 329 00:25:04,216 --> 00:25:05,616 We're gonna do it! 330 00:25:30,442 --> 00:25:32,192 What the hell's going on? 331 00:25:32,317 --> 00:25:35,313 You can scream all you want. No one can hear you! 332 00:25:35,438 --> 00:25:37,288 My parents are out of town! 333 00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:42,048 - T. What up? - Where are you? 334 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:45,877 I can't really tell you right now, but, man, you wouldn't believe it. 335 00:25:47,501 --> 00:25:48,651 Where's Dean? 336 00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:51,433 The Cloverleaf on route 6. Why? 337 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,510 You haven't killed him? 338 00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:57,723 Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean? Kill Dean? 339 00:25:58,368 --> 00:25:59,725 I'm building up to it. 340 00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:01,476 We got problems here. For one... 341 00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:06,732 I'm looking at your body right now with this other dude in it. 342 00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:10,736 He's been in your house, with your parents. 343 00:26:11,104 --> 00:26:12,821 Okay, just calm down. 344 00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:15,949 Whatever he says, no one's gonna believe him, right? 345 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,910 I mean, we're still good. 346 00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:19,786 Hurry up and kill him. 347 00:26:19,997 --> 00:26:21,038 I'll do it! 348 00:26:22,151 --> 00:26:23,201 You better. 349 00:26:25,877 --> 00:26:26,835 Gotta go. 350 00:26:31,678 --> 00:26:34,010 Man, I am in way over my head. 351 00:26:36,204 --> 00:26:39,712 - I don't think he's gonna do it. - Relax. This is Gary. 352 00:26:39,837 --> 00:26:42,601 What is going on here? How do you know Dean? 353 00:26:43,004 --> 00:26:44,554 Everybody knows Dean. 354 00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:46,396 He's hell's most wanted. 355 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,277 Have you idiots been talking to demons? 356 00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:54,229 Right, we're the idiots. 357 00:26:55,536 --> 00:26:59,086 You're just kids. You have no idea what you're messing with. 358 00:26:59,211 --> 00:27:01,414 We know that there's a price on Dean's head, 359 00:27:01,539 --> 00:27:02,829 and we're gonna collect. 360 00:27:04,169 --> 00:27:05,788 What's that supposed to mean? 361 00:27:07,423 --> 00:27:09,503 About a month ago, we were down here... 362 00:27:09,713 --> 00:27:11,797 What? We're not allowed to talk about him? 363 00:27:14,002 --> 00:27:16,259 We were down here, goofing around with that book. 364 00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:19,092 I wouldn't exactly call praying to our dark overlord 365 00:27:19,217 --> 00:27:20,305 "goofing around." 366 00:27:20,526 --> 00:27:23,026 - Don't be a loser, Trev. - Yeah, Trev. 367 00:27:23,151 --> 00:27:25,732 Anyway, all of a sudden, the lights flickered 368 00:27:25,857 --> 00:27:28,257 and Gary went into this weird trance. 369 00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:32,608 He closed his eyes, picked up a pencil, and drew this. 370 00:27:35,045 --> 00:27:36,715 You know what's really weird? 371 00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:38,440 Gary can't draw. 372 00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:41,670 He said he heard a voice in his head. 373 00:27:41,916 --> 00:27:43,703 The demons were putting out a bounty. 374 00:27:43,914 --> 00:27:44,914 A bounty? 375 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:47,499 To, like, every witch or satanist 376 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:49,459 across the whole country. 377 00:27:51,058 --> 00:27:53,088 Gary's the one who spotted you. 378 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:55,257 And the "Freaky Friday" crap? 379 00:27:55,773 --> 00:27:57,812 Another spell from the book. Gary's idea... 380 00:27:57,937 --> 00:28:00,095 Go in Trojan horse-style. 381 00:28:01,108 --> 00:28:02,508 He's really smart. 382 00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:04,902 If he has the beanbags to go through with it. 383 00:28:05,027 --> 00:28:06,177 Listen to me. 384 00:28:06,863 --> 00:28:09,063 You are making a terrible mistake. 385 00:28:09,951 --> 00:28:12,101 We're talking about a demon deal. 386 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,242 Killing somebody. This isn't a game. 387 00:28:16,458 --> 00:28:18,058 You're crossing a line 388 00:28:18,421 --> 00:28:19,823 you won't come back from. 389 00:28:20,239 --> 00:28:21,289 Believe me. 390 00:28:27,329 --> 00:28:28,329 What? 391 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,800 Nothing. 392 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,083 Nora, don't tell me you're actually listening to this jerk. 393 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,358 I don't know. 394 00:28:35,790 --> 00:28:37,790 Maybe. I mean, what if he has a point? 395 00:28:37,915 --> 00:28:39,676 I don't believe this. First Gary, now you. 396 00:28:40,554 --> 00:28:41,511 I can't... 397 00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:48,500 You know what? 398 00:28:48,821 --> 00:28:49,821 Fine. 399 00:28:50,277 --> 00:28:51,840 You want something done right... 400 00:28:51,965 --> 00:28:54,733 What, you're gonna go kill Dean yourself, tough guy? 401 00:28:55,305 --> 00:28:57,444 Don't have to. I can do this. 402 00:29:00,324 --> 00:29:03,508 - You can't be serious. - I'm calling up one of these bad boys, 403 00:29:03,633 --> 00:29:06,286 turning these punks over, and getting paid. 404 00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:07,703 Dollar bills, y'all! 405 00:29:07,828 --> 00:29:09,935 I don't think that's a good idea. 406 00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:12,334 - It's not. It's a very bad idea. - No one asked you. 407 00:29:59,712 --> 00:30:00,962 You're not Sam. 408 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:03,051 Who are you? 409 00:30:06,129 --> 00:30:09,829 - Don't do this, I'm begging you. - Trevor, I think he's right. 410 00:30:10,445 --> 00:30:12,338 You wanna get into Vassar, don't you? 411 00:30:14,272 --> 00:30:17,065 - Attrahendum eos ad ligandum - You're gonna get us killed! 412 00:30:17,767 --> 00:30:18,984 Eos pariter 413 00:30:19,842 --> 00:30:21,173 eos coram me! 414 00:30:28,021 --> 00:30:29,287 Maybe I said it wrong. 415 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:34,875 - Don't touch her! - Nora, you okay? 416 00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:41,030 I'm peachy. 417 00:30:46,288 --> 00:30:48,838 So, what'd you call me here for, Skippy? 418 00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:50,935 Unless... 419 00:30:52,610 --> 00:30:53,910 It's dinnertime? 420 00:30:54,485 --> 00:30:55,485 What? 421 00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:00,840 We have Dean Winchester. 422 00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:03,279 You do? 423 00:31:04,350 --> 00:31:05,350 Where? 424 00:31:05,735 --> 00:31:07,685 Trevor, keep your mouth shut. 425 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:11,710 The Cloverleaf motel over on route 6. 426 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:19,628 Is that you in there? 427 00:31:24,675 --> 00:31:28,554 Aren't you just 98 pounds of nothing? 428 00:31:30,268 --> 00:31:31,682 The kid is a moron. 429 00:31:32,668 --> 00:31:34,727 He doesn't have any idea where Dean is. 430 00:31:38,737 --> 00:31:40,190 If Sam's in this body, 431 00:31:41,558 --> 00:31:42,651 who's in Sam's? 432 00:31:44,767 --> 00:31:46,267 A dangerous warlock. 433 00:31:49,272 --> 00:31:50,322 Named Gary. 434 00:31:51,921 --> 00:31:54,771 You mean to tell me you've got Dean Winchester 435 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:57,249 and Sam winchester's meat suit? 436 00:31:59,205 --> 00:32:02,730 An empty vessel just waiting to be filled. 437 00:32:03,785 --> 00:32:06,335 And you're handing them both over to me? 438 00:32:08,164 --> 00:32:09,164 I guess. 439 00:32:10,509 --> 00:32:11,509 Well... 440 00:32:12,676 --> 00:32:14,016 I got to hand it to you. 441 00:32:16,097 --> 00:32:17,297 I'm impressed. 442 00:32:18,822 --> 00:32:19,822 Thanks. 443 00:32:21,061 --> 00:32:23,261 So, if you don't mind my asking... 444 00:32:25,427 --> 00:32:26,777 There's a reward? 445 00:32:27,703 --> 00:32:28,703 Sure. 446 00:32:29,363 --> 00:32:32,558 My undying gratitude. 447 00:32:39,028 --> 00:32:41,620 - What, are you serious? - Be quiet, you idiot! 448 00:32:41,745 --> 00:32:43,378 Consider yourself lucky, kid. 449 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:48,960 Wait a minute! 450 00:32:49,777 --> 00:32:51,261 We worked our asses off here, 451 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,384 and I want my reward! 452 00:33:04,995 --> 00:33:05,995 Please? 453 00:33:11,108 --> 00:33:12,108 I'm sorry. 454 00:33:12,398 --> 00:33:13,548 You're right. 455 00:33:14,510 --> 00:33:15,960 What can I get you? 456 00:33:18,282 --> 00:33:19,665 How about a million bucks? 457 00:33:20,073 --> 00:33:22,876 For God's sake, Trevor, just shut up and run! 458 00:33:23,046 --> 00:33:25,504 A million doesn't buy you much these days. Make it 10? 459 00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:26,922 Okay, $10 mill. 460 00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:28,423 And I want... 461 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,928 I want Mindy Schwartz to love me. 462 00:33:35,002 --> 00:33:37,031 Love... Money... 463 00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:40,769 Sticking to the basics. I can respect that. 464 00:33:42,518 --> 00:33:44,118 But here's my counter. 465 00:34:02,361 --> 00:34:03,761 Tastes like moron. 466 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:12,037 You have 38 messages. 467 00:34:13,568 --> 00:34:15,196 This is gonna sound crazy. 468 00:34:15,321 --> 00:34:18,221 Really crazy but I think I'm in the wrong body. 469 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,210 Dean, the guy right next to you is not me! 470 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:30,235 Dean, check your friggin' voicemail. Damn it. 471 00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:38,994 All right, pal. Start talking or I start waterboarding. 472 00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:41,496 Please, don't hurt me. Please! I'm sorry! 473 00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:43,014 I'm so, so sorry! 474 00:34:43,283 --> 00:34:45,834 - Pull it together, champ. - I don't want to die. 475 00:34:46,004 --> 00:34:47,502 I don't want to die. 476 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:48,727 Where's sam? 477 00:34:48,852 --> 00:34:52,049 In my friend's basement. His parents are out of town. 478 00:34:52,692 --> 00:34:53,692 Parents? 479 00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:56,386 - How old are you? - 17. 480 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:07,272 Nora? 481 00:35:11,246 --> 00:35:12,646 Not at the moment. 482 00:35:31,323 --> 00:35:32,323 Damn it! 483 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,533 Boy, you earned your dessert tonight, kiddo. 484 00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:43,475 Tell me... 485 00:35:43,987 --> 00:35:45,487 What is it you want? 486 00:35:46,106 --> 00:35:47,106 Anything. 487 00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:49,012 Anything? 488 00:35:52,425 --> 00:35:53,575 Lay it on me. 489 00:35:54,228 --> 00:35:55,778 I want to be a witch. 490 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,066 For real. 491 00:35:57,574 --> 00:35:59,074 And really powerful. 492 00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:00,366 Good choice. 493 00:36:01,190 --> 00:36:02,190 I get it. 494 00:36:03,343 --> 00:36:06,820 No daddy, no MIT, 495 00:36:07,448 --> 00:36:08,448 no plan. 496 00:36:09,487 --> 00:36:12,038 You get to be big and strong, 497 00:36:12,163 --> 00:36:14,297 and no one can tell you what to do anymore. 498 00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:20,136 There's just one small formality first. 499 00:36:22,821 --> 00:36:24,099 You gotta meet the boss. 500 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,317 The boss? 501 00:36:26,593 --> 00:36:28,806 You know, your satanic majesty, 502 00:36:28,931 --> 00:36:31,148 or whatever the kids are calling it these days. 503 00:36:33,173 --> 00:36:34,173 The devil? 504 00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:42,100 It's okay. 505 00:36:43,072 --> 00:36:44,787 I don't really wanna bother him. 506 00:36:44,912 --> 00:36:46,912 But he's gonna wanna meet you. 507 00:36:48,147 --> 00:36:50,537 Relax, it'll be easy. 508 00:36:51,059 --> 00:36:53,809 He's just gonna ask you one little question, 509 00:36:53,934 --> 00:36:56,084 and all you got to do is say yes. 510 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,450 And then... 511 00:36:59,276 --> 00:37:00,776 You get your reward. 512 00:37:15,695 --> 00:37:18,487 Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus. 513 00:37:19,392 --> 00:37:20,572 What was that? 514 00:37:21,995 --> 00:37:25,285 - Nothing. - Were you trying to exorcise me? 515 00:37:26,022 --> 00:37:27,772 You little piece of crap! 516 00:37:31,747 --> 00:37:34,753 Spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. 517 00:37:37,768 --> 00:37:39,466 Omnis incursio 518 00:37:39,839 --> 00:37:41,885 infernalis adversii. 519 00:37:42,253 --> 00:37:43,845 Omnis congregatio. 520 00:37:45,241 --> 00:37:46,941 Et secta diabolica. 521 00:37:47,066 --> 00:37:48,767 Ergo, draco maledicte. 522 00:37:48,935 --> 00:37:51,645 Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias 523 00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:53,313 libertate servire. 524 00:37:53,481 --> 00:37:54,531 Te rogamus. 525 00:37:54,656 --> 00:37:55,816 Adios, bitch! 526 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,318 It's audi nos. 527 00:38:18,574 --> 00:38:20,672 Animae domum redeant. 528 00:38:21,358 --> 00:38:24,299 Fas atque nefas instauretur. 529 00:38:25,858 --> 00:38:29,369 Potestate et auctoritate, 530 00:38:29,753 --> 00:38:30,753 sic fiat. 531 00:38:47,554 --> 00:38:48,654 So, we good? 532 00:38:48,779 --> 00:38:50,129 Yeah. We're good. 533 00:38:51,106 --> 00:38:52,706 Man, it's nice to be back. 534 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000 Awesome. 535 00:38:59,590 --> 00:39:00,590 I know. 536 00:39:01,288 --> 00:39:02,288 My bad. 537 00:39:03,839 --> 00:39:04,839 My bad? 538 00:39:07,158 --> 00:39:08,722 "My bad" ain't gonna cut it. 539 00:39:09,463 --> 00:39:11,613 See, if you were of voting age... 540 00:39:12,922 --> 00:39:15,686 You'd be dead. Because we would kill you. 541 00:39:17,658 --> 00:39:19,233 So straighten up and fly right 542 00:39:19,573 --> 00:39:20,734 or we will kill you. 543 00:39:22,535 --> 00:39:23,685 Are we clear? 544 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,550 - Crystal. - Good. 545 00:39:41,469 --> 00:39:42,469 Crap. 546 00:39:42,594 --> 00:39:43,594 Gary... 547 00:39:45,377 --> 00:39:47,386 Take it from someone who knows. 548 00:39:47,967 --> 00:39:49,117 Chin up, man. 549 00:39:49,306 --> 00:39:50,693 Your life ain't that bad. 550 00:39:51,516 --> 00:39:52,966 You met my parents. 551 00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:54,791 So what? It's your life. 552 00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:57,938 You don't like their plan for you, tell them to cram it. 553 00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,148 Rebel a little. 554 00:39:59,316 --> 00:40:02,706 In a healthy non-satanic way, of course. 555 00:40:10,522 --> 00:40:13,040 By the way, you know why nora's into witchcraft? 556 00:40:13,165 --> 00:40:16,715 - What do you mean? - She doesn't like Satan. She likes you. 557 00:40:17,974 --> 00:40:18,974 Really? 558 00:40:20,249 --> 00:40:21,899 - You think? - I know. 559 00:40:22,882 --> 00:40:25,682 I'm telling you, kid. I wish I had your life. 560 00:40:26,016 --> 00:40:27,016 You do? 561 00:40:27,969 --> 00:40:28,969 Thanks. 562 00:40:31,170 --> 00:40:32,420 Get outta here. 563 00:40:41,699 --> 00:40:43,359 That was a nice thing to say. 564 00:40:45,838 --> 00:40:47,088 I totally lied. 565 00:40:48,118 --> 00:40:49,823 That kid's life sucked ass. 566 00:41:02,477 --> 00:41:04,232 All that apple-pie, family crap? 567 00:41:04,357 --> 00:41:07,466 It's stressful, trust me. We didn't miss a damn thing. 568 00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:09,692 Or we don't know what we're missing.