1
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Rest of the place
is clear.

2
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Yeah. Uh... no I.D.
on this one.

3
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Um... and no clue
who is painted on the walls.

4
00:00:50,741 --> 00:00:53,075
Well, whatever happened,
looks like we missed it.

5
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Yeah. Great.

6
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Wait a second.

7
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What the hell?

8
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==

9
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Hey, Christopher Nolan.

10
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Yeah?
Lens cap.

11
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Oh, crap. Damn.

12
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Strong work, genius.

13
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Dude, I have no idea
what to make this movie about.

14
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And I'm, like ...
I'm A/V Club President,

15
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so, you know,
it's got to be good.

16
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Here. Give me that.

17
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I'll tell you what
you're gonna make it about.

18
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You're gonna make it?
Okay.

19
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In a world where nothing
is what it seems...

20
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one brave, shockingly
handsome, virile young man

21
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and his faithful,

22
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learning-disabled, robotic manservant...
Oh, no.

23
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must battle through waves
of cybernetic asshats

24
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in order to sexually liberate
the women of ...

25
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Okay. Give me that.
Give me that.

26
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Oh, please.

27
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I bet at least one of these
girls would let you partake

28
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in their awkward-guy
experimental phase.

29
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What? These girls?

30
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Yep.

31
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Okay. #fails.

32
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Homeschooled.

33
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Secretly in love
with her roommate.

34
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Listens to country music.

35
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Oh, dude, dude.
12:00, blonde.

36
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Yeah.
Wait. Is she ... oh, crap, crap.

37
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Dude, take it, take it. Just take it.
I don't want to take it.

38
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Were you just filming me?

39
00:02:42,052 --> 00:02:43,635
No.
Uh, I wouldn't do that.

40
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Does it have
the new firmware?

41
00:02:45,973 --> 00:02:49,191
Uh, yes. Yes, it does.

42
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How's it handle?

43
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You tell me.

44
00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,816
Well,
your settings are way off.

45
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Oh, I-I like the way
the colors ...

46
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you probably don't care
about that.

47
00:03:00,955 --> 00:03:02,821
Yeah, so,
you weren't checking me out?

48
00:03:02,823 --> 00:03:05,123
Well, I do have a thing
for beautiful women

49
00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:07,492
who respect their privacy.

50
00:03:08,611 --> 00:03:11,747
Uh, dick move on my part.
I'm sorry.

51
00:03:11,749 --> 00:03:13,281
Don't be.

52
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I have a thing
for guys with cool cameras.

53
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Hey.

54
00:03:49,670 --> 00:03:52,788
No, no, no.
Look, it's a great movie,

55
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but of the two, I-I prefer
"Last Year at Marienbad."

56
00:03:57,544 --> 00:03:58,493
You know?

57
00:03:58,495 --> 00:04:00,662
Yeah.
It's a classic.

58
00:04:00,664 --> 00:04:03,098
Yeah. How do you like
that lens?

59
00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:06,301
It's good. Yeah, yeah.
It's lighter for sure.

60
00:04:06,303 --> 00:04:07,552
It's good.

61
00:04:07,554 --> 00:04:11,807
You know, uh, Michael knows
nothing about cameras, right?

62
00:04:11,809 --> 00:04:16,311
Yeah. But, uh,
I'm teaching him.

63
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Teaching who?

64
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Oh, my boyfriend.

65
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He's, uh, big, tall,
and handsome.

66
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Mm. Sounds delish.

67
00:04:24,371 --> 00:04:25,854
Yeah,
you should totally meet him.

68
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Yeah?
Mm-hmm.

69
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Let's see.
Five years from now?

70
00:04:33,163 --> 00:04:38,500
Hopefully passed the bar exam,
practicing law.

71
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Nothing corporate,
something, uh...

72
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something green,
you know?

73
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Green is good.

74
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Hippie.

75
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Oh, shut up.

76
00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,563
Oh, geez.

77
00:04:51,565 --> 00:04:53,849
Uh, maybe, like,
working for HBO

78
00:04:53,851 --> 00:04:56,018
or ... or,
like, Michael Moore.

79
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That'd be cool.

80
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Double hippie.

81
00:04:58,439 --> 00:05:01,222
Whatever.

82
00:05:01,224 --> 00:05:03,775
I will be on a boat
in the middle of the ocean

83
00:05:03,777 --> 00:05:05,894
with my beautiful girl
by my side.

84
00:05:05,896 --> 00:05:08,229
Aww... sap.

85
00:05:08,231 --> 00:05:09,581
And you can come, too.

86
00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:12,918
Nice. See what you
just did there?

87
00:05:16,289 --> 00:05:17,589
Display of that,

88
00:05:17,591 --> 00:05:20,175
let's make sure we put
our hand up first next time.

89
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All right, brains, let's get
our pens and pencils out.

90
00:05:22,546 --> 00:05:24,513
It's time for notes.

91
00:05:24,515 --> 00:05:26,214
So, let's turn our attention

92
00:05:26,216 --> 00:05:28,550
to our cruelly nicknamed friend
Piggy.

93
00:05:28,552 --> 00:05:32,054
He uses his glasses
to create fire, the sun dial.

94
00:05:32,056 --> 00:05:33,355
He's also rational.

95
00:05:33,357 --> 00:05:36,558
He inhabits rational thought
on the island.

96
00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:37,976
What'd I miss?

97
00:05:37,978 --> 00:05:40,946
Just another pitch-perfect
lecture from Professor Ludensky.

98
00:05:40,948 --> 00:05:41,930
Yeah.

99
00:05:41,932 --> 00:05:43,815
Do you know Simon
was a Christ figure?

100
00:05:43,817 --> 00:05:44,900
Yeah.

101
00:05:44,902 --> 00:05:46,101
No.

102
00:05:46,103 --> 00:05:47,903
Please tell me
you taped it.

103
00:05:47,905 --> 00:05:49,154
Come on.
Who loves you?

104
00:05:49,156 --> 00:05:50,705
Aww.
I wish I could quit you.

105
00:05:50,707 --> 00:05:52,874
Yeah, right. Yeah.

106
00:05:52,876 --> 00:05:55,777
Oh, hey.
Watch it, asshat!

107
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What'd you call me?

108
00:05:56,997 --> 00:05:59,631
Come on. Let's move.
I want to see it.

109
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Let's go.

110
00:06:02,786 --> 00:06:04,920
Oh, man.

111
00:06:06,140 --> 00:06:08,840
Hey, can you shoot
some of this for my movie?

112
00:06:08,842 --> 00:06:11,393
Is that legal?
Who cares?

113
00:06:15,565 --> 00:06:17,099
Yeah,
that's not good.

114
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Someone got murdered
on campus?

115
00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:21,069
You guys live two blocks
from here.

116
00:06:21,071 --> 00:06:24,406
Look, look, look.
Starsky and Hutch.

117
00:06:24,408 --> 00:06:25,907
Rizzoli and Isles.

118
00:06:27,194 --> 00:06:29,077
Special Agent Rose, and
this is Special Agent Hudson.

119
00:06:29,079 --> 00:06:30,779
What the hell are you guys
doing here?

120
00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:32,814
Our jobs. You want to tell us
what's going on?

121
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Whatever you say, boss.

122
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Got a call from a woman
that lives upstairs.

123
00:06:36,203 --> 00:06:37,786
Said, uh,
she heard an attack,

124
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came down,
found her neighbor here.

125
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Jacob Carter.

126
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Who'd he say?
Uh, Jacob Carter?

127
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I don't know.
Well, is the witness still home?

128
00:06:45,963 --> 00:06:49,848
Sure is. She's not
the most reliable type.

129
00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:51,383
She said she heard
some kind of growl,

130
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like there was a coyote
down here.

131
00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:54,786
Awesome.

132
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So, the FBI is here.

133
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Your neighbor got murdered,
but you're totally cool.

134
00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:02,894
No. It's not ...
it's not that I'm cool.

135
00:07:02,896 --> 00:07:05,147
It's just that,
like... I mean,

136
00:07:05,149 --> 00:07:08,033
that it's good
that the FBI are here, right?

137
00:07:08,035 --> 00:07:09,651
That ... that is
so annoyingly logical.

138
00:07:09,653 --> 00:07:12,487
Hey, baby. Listen.

139
00:07:15,792 --> 00:07:18,994
Oh. It's pretty.
What is it?

140
00:07:18,996 --> 00:07:21,746
It's the song that was playing
when we first met.

141
00:07:21,748 --> 00:07:25,467
Aww. You are so
disgustingly sweet.

142
00:07:25,469 --> 00:07:27,586
You ready?
Yeah.

143
00:07:27,588 --> 00:07:30,255
- Cool. I got to go.
- What?

144
00:07:30,257 --> 00:07:32,373
So, you just foam the runway
with our song

145
00:07:32,375 --> 00:07:34,142
and then you got to
head out the door?

146
00:07:34,144 --> 00:07:37,345
I promised I'd help him test
the new cameras.

147
00:07:37,347 --> 00:07:38,430
Don't give me that crap.

148
00:07:38,432 --> 00:07:39,598
I know you two idiots

149
00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,600
are gonna go shoot cut scenes
for "Jackass."

150
00:07:41,602 --> 00:07:42,934
Come on.

151
00:07:42,936 --> 00:07:45,737
We both know he has nobody else
to do this with. Rain check.

152
00:07:45,739 --> 00:07:48,723
Whatever.
You're dead to me.

153
00:07:48,725 --> 00:07:51,243
Mm.

154
00:07:51,245 --> 00:07:52,494
Do something cool.

155
00:07:52,496 --> 00:07:54,729
Dude, this tree is awesome.
Hang on.

156
00:07:54,731 --> 00:07:57,782
Maybe I could ... maybe I
could... get upside down and ...

157
00:07:57,784 --> 00:07:59,367
No, no, I said cool.
Ha ha.

158
00:07:59,369 --> 00:08:00,401
This is stupid.

159
00:08:00,403 --> 00:08:01,953
Can you get ...
can you see me?

160
00:08:01,955 --> 00:08:04,873
Gonna try and get ...
is this cool?

161
00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,908
'Cause, man,
it feels pretty cool.

162
00:08:06,910 --> 00:08:08,210
It's like "Dumb & Dumber 3."

163
00:08:08,212 --> 00:08:09,261
Ha ha ha. Okay.

164
00:08:09,263 --> 00:08:10,879
Wait, dude, dude, dude, dude.
What?

165
00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,413
Turn around. Turn around.
What?

166
00:08:12,415 --> 00:08:14,382
Turn. It's those FBI guys.
What?

167
00:08:14,384 --> 00:08:16,718
Help ... help me down this tree.
Help me out of the tree.

168
00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,886
Oh, all right.

169
00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,420
Well, thank you, guys,
very much for your help.

170
00:08:19,422 --> 00:08:21,223
You're free to go.

171
00:08:23,477 --> 00:08:25,644
All right.
There is not a case.

172
00:08:25,646 --> 00:08:28,647
There is a case here.
You're rusty.

173
00:08:28,649 --> 00:08:31,432
We just got to dig
a little deeper. Come on.

174
00:08:36,105 --> 00:08:38,323
Dude, it's so crazy.

175
00:08:38,325 --> 00:08:40,158
Is it just me
or are you getting

176
00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,661
a workplace-romance vibe
from those two?

177
00:08:42,663 --> 00:08:43,878
Let's go.
Yeah.

178
00:08:47,883 --> 00:08:49,551
Shh, shh, shh, shh.

179
00:08:49,553 --> 00:08:51,253
Come here, come here. Look,
look, look, look, look, look.

180
00:08:51,255 --> 00:08:52,254
What?

181
00:08:56,510 --> 00:08:58,843
Yes.

182
00:08:58,845 --> 00:09:00,895
D-bags
mating in the wild.

183
00:09:04,134 --> 00:09:07,319
Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah.

184
00:09:07,321 --> 00:09:09,938
Oh!

185
00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:12,824
Stop.

186
00:09:12,826 --> 00:09:14,526
Stop!
Hey!

187
00:09:15,862 --> 00:09:19,647
Strike three. You're a dick.
Come on!

188
00:09:19,649 --> 00:09:21,416
What's your problem?
This is gonna look great on YouTube.

189
00:09:23,003 --> 00:09:24,986
Oh. Oh, crap.
Oh, crap.

190
00:09:24,988 --> 00:09:27,672
Hey!
What the hell?

191
00:09:27,674 --> 00:09:29,424
Oh, crap, crap.
Oh, God.

192
00:09:36,633 --> 00:09:39,217
Hey, Brian, Brian!

193
00:09:39,219 --> 00:09:40,852
Meet me
at Scott's mother's house!

194
00:09:40,854 --> 00:09:42,503
Oh, God.

195
00:09:42,505 --> 00:09:46,107
Oh, come on.
I paid her fair and square, man!

196
00:10:04,211 --> 00:10:06,461
Thanks for a great night out,
Bri.

197
00:10:07,798 --> 00:10:10,298
Hello?

198
00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,300
Hello?

199
00:10:12,302 --> 00:10:13,968
Scott, cut it out, man!

200
00:10:19,175 --> 00:10:21,309
Oh, God.

201
00:10:21,311 --> 00:10:22,927
Oh, God.

202
00:10:32,239 --> 00:10:37,225
Hey, Michael.
You can come out now, dude.

203
00:10:37,227 --> 00:10:39,894
Scott looked for us
for a while but bailed.

204
00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:43,365
Mike?

205
00:10:46,953 --> 00:10:48,953
Mike? Dude.

206
00:10:48,955 --> 00:10:50,422
Oh, my God. Dude.

207
00:10:50,424 --> 00:10:53,341
Michael.
You okay, man?

208
00:10:53,343 --> 00:10:54,876
I'm okay.

209
00:10:54,878 --> 00:10:56,127
What happened?

210
00:10:56,129 --> 00:10:58,380
I don't know.
I don't know.

211
00:10:58,382 --> 00:11:02,016
Oh, God.

212
00:11:02,018 --> 00:11:05,586
Kate!

213
00:11:05,588 --> 00:11:09,858
Oh, my God!
Baby, baby, baby, baby!

214
00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:11,192
Something bit Michael.

215
00:11:14,114 --> 00:11:15,113
Okay.
Oh, my God.

216
00:11:15,115 --> 00:11:17,782
What is it?
Is it bad?

217
00:11:17,784 --> 00:11:19,367
Brian.
Kate.

218
00:11:19,369 --> 00:11:20,985
Is it bad?

219
00:11:20,987 --> 00:11:23,655
The bite ...
the bite's gone.

220
00:11:23,657 --> 00:11:25,490
911.
What's your emergency?

221
00:11:25,492 --> 00:11:27,709
Did ... did you dicks
just punk me?

222
00:11:27,711 --> 00:11:29,911
Is anybody there? Hello?
What? It's completely gone.

223
00:11:29,913 --> 00:11:31,496
Baby, it's okay.

224
00:11:31,498 --> 00:11:33,748
Hey, hey, hey.
Honey, it's okay.

225
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,467
It's okay. Babe.

226
00:11:35,469 --> 00:11:39,387
The doctor said
he's gonna be fine.

227
00:11:39,389 --> 00:11:41,473
You heard him.

228
00:11:41,475 --> 00:11:44,192
Literally not a scratch
on the kid.

229
00:11:44,194 --> 00:11:47,946
If anything happens to Michael,
I-I don't know what I would do.

230
00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:50,982
Shh. It's okay.

231
00:11:57,324 --> 00:11:59,140
What?

232
00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:01,443
Baby.
Uh...

233
00:12:01,445 --> 00:12:04,362
Did you just pull that off?
Whoa. Whoa.

234
00:12:05,499 --> 00:12:09,200
Okay. Okay, okay.
Now ... now one-handed.

235
00:12:11,204 --> 00:12:12,487
Oh, my God!

236
00:12:12,489 --> 00:12:14,339
Stay still, stay still,
stay still.

237
00:12:14,341 --> 00:12:16,007
Dude, whoa!

238
00:12:19,546 --> 00:12:21,880
Maybe you got bit
by an alien.

239
00:12:21,882 --> 00:12:25,099
That would explain
the FBI.

240
00:12:25,101 --> 00:12:26,534
Or maybe a mutant bit you.

241
00:12:26,536 --> 00:12:28,520
Am I a superhero now?

242
00:12:28,522 --> 00:12:30,221
Baby.

243
00:12:46,205 --> 00:12:49,240
What are you doing?

244
00:12:49,242 --> 00:12:51,826
What do you think
I'm doing?

245
00:12:51,828 --> 00:12:53,878
I finally found
my movie.

246
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,197
What?

247
00:12:56,199 --> 00:13:00,084
Michael?
Michael is not your movie.

248
00:13:00,086 --> 00:13:02,220
We don't even know
what happened to him.

249
00:13:02,222 --> 00:13:04,472
Exactly.

250
00:13:04,474 --> 00:13:07,926
I'm gonna get Michael's
origin story on-camera.

251
00:13:11,096 --> 00:13:13,214
You're kind of
creeping me out, man.

252
00:13:13,216 --> 00:13:16,434
Seriously,
nothing superheroic to see here.

253
00:13:16,436 --> 00:13:18,019
Just a delicious bagel.

254
00:13:18,021 --> 00:13:21,322
Hey, man, I have this idea.

255
00:13:22,725 --> 00:13:25,910
It's gonna sound really weird,
but don't laugh, okay?

256
00:13:25,912 --> 00:13:28,613
No promises.

257
00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:36,904
I, um... I really want to
be able to do what you do.

258
00:13:36,906 --> 00:13:39,307
So I-I think maybe we could go
back out there

259
00:13:39,309 --> 00:13:41,042
and get that thing
to bite me,

260
00:13:41,044 --> 00:13:45,013
and then we could both be superheroes.
Stop! What? Are you serious?

261
00:13:45,015 --> 00:13:46,631
Michael, you can't keep this
to yourself.

262
00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:48,816
Keep what to myself?

263
00:13:48,818 --> 00:13:50,418
We don't even know
what this thing is.

264
00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:53,555
Why the hell
would you want it?

265
00:13:53,557 --> 00:13:56,558
Michael... I don't ... I don't
want to be Piggy anymore, man.

266
00:13:56,560 --> 00:14:00,361
You're ... you're not a pig,
man.

267
00:14:00,363 --> 00:14:02,697
Brian, listen to me.
There's nothing wrong with you.

268
00:14:02,699 --> 00:14:04,699
You've just got to figure out
what it is you want

269
00:14:04,701 --> 00:14:06,367
and go after it.

270
00:14:06,369 --> 00:14:10,154
I'm telling you ...
you don't want this.

271
00:14:10,156 --> 00:14:11,956
Right, 'cause I don't
want to be super-strong

272
00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:15,660
or have a prayer of getting
any ass this year or...

273
00:14:15,662 --> 00:14:17,495
Please, please.

274
00:14:17,497 --> 00:14:19,297
No, man!

275
00:14:19,299 --> 00:14:20,882
No.

276
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,424
Not it.
Not it.

277
00:14:29,426 --> 00:14:33,011
Children.

278
00:14:39,518 --> 00:14:43,104
Dudes, dudes, dudes.
It's the FBI.

279
00:14:43,106 --> 00:14:44,188
What?

280
00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:47,859
It's the FBI.
No.

281
00:14:47,861 --> 00:14:52,647
Baby,
what are you doing?

282
00:14:52,649 --> 00:14:55,149
Hi, there.
Hi.

283
00:14:55,151 --> 00:14:56,651
Special Agents rose
and Hudson.

284
00:14:56,653 --> 00:14:58,152
We wanted to ask you
a few questions

285
00:14:58,154 --> 00:15:00,705
about the murder that occurred
a few blocks from here.

286
00:15:00,707 --> 00:15:03,041
First off, did you know
the victim, Jacob Carter?

287
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:04,709
Um, no, not really.

288
00:15:04,711 --> 00:15:07,879
Do you remember anything unusual
about that night?

289
00:15:07,881 --> 00:15:09,097
Not that I recall.

290
00:15:09,099 --> 00:15:10,331
Right.

291
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,166
Well, uh, heard about anyone
in the neighborhood getting,

292
00:15:12,168 --> 00:15:14,886
uh ... getting bit?

293
00:15:14,888 --> 00:15:18,523
Humor me.
No, I-I don't think so.

294
00:15:18,525 --> 00:15:21,025
All right. Well, no worries.
How about this?

295
00:15:21,027 --> 00:15:23,645
If you hear
anything strange...

296
00:15:23,647 --> 00:15:26,280
call us...

297
00:15:26,282 --> 00:15:28,282
No matter how late.

298
00:15:28,284 --> 00:15:29,317
Okay.

299
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,451
Thanks.

300
00:15:30,453 --> 00:15:32,870
Thank you.

301
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,541
So, what do you think?

302
00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:38,192
Well, based on
what we've got so far,

303
00:15:38,194 --> 00:15:40,128
we could be dealing
with another Mayan God.

304
00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:41,913
Ah, that's fantastic,

305
00:15:41,915 --> 00:15:43,548
'cause the other one
was such a joy.

306
00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:45,550
Campus dormitories?

307
00:15:45,552 --> 00:15:47,085
Yep.

308
00:15:49,805 --> 00:15:55,209
The FBI are looking
for what bit you.

309
00:15:55,211 --> 00:15:57,712
Are you an "X-file"?

310
00:15:57,714 --> 00:16:02,016
No. He's not an "X-file."
Listen.

311
00:16:04,604 --> 00:16:08,723
So far, we could be
dealing with another Mayan God.

312
00:16:08,725 --> 00:16:10,074
I'm a golden God.

313
00:16:10,076 --> 00:16:12,744
I am a golden God!

314
00:16:12,746 --> 00:16:15,329
Ha ha, whoo!

315
00:16:15,331 --> 00:16:17,331
You guys are ridiculous.

316
00:16:36,603 --> 00:16:39,604
I am a golden God.

317
00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:48,079
I am a God.

318
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,410
Huh?

319
00:18:00,636 --> 00:18:03,688
What's up, BVC?

320
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:06,674
It's Scotty P. patrolling
with the Oak Hill crew ...

321
00:18:06,676 --> 00:18:11,445
Doug... Evan... Tucker.

322
00:18:11,447 --> 00:18:14,565
See, some animal killed
a local citizen,

323
00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:16,234
so we're out here tonight

324
00:18:16,236 --> 00:18:18,870
making sure
these streets are safe

325
00:18:18,872 --> 00:18:21,539
for all you fine honeys
out there, all right?

326
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:22,740
Let's fan out, boys.

327
00:18:22,742 --> 00:18:24,408
All right.
Let's go.

328
00:18:29,030 --> 00:18:32,967
Yo!

329
00:18:32,969 --> 00:18:35,670
Back off, douche-wheel.
Not tonight.

330
00:18:35,672 --> 00:18:39,039
Ooh. Oh.
Ooh, I'm so scared.

331
00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:40,875
Listen...

332
00:18:40,877 --> 00:18:43,678
What... what the...?

333
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:48,065
Yeah, I got you now,
you piece of...

334
00:18:52,604 --> 00:18:55,439
Why don't you come take
your beating like a man?

335
00:19:01,496 --> 00:19:04,282
If you won't come out
and play,

336
00:19:04,284 --> 00:19:07,001
I'll go visit
that little piece of yours.

337
00:19:07,003 --> 00:19:08,452
Kate?

338
00:19:08,454 --> 00:19:11,339
Yeah, I'll got visit Katie,
show her what a real man ...

339
00:19:13,676 --> 00:19:15,509
Michael?

340
00:19:19,966 --> 00:19:23,017
Dude, do you think
this is funny?

341
00:19:23,019 --> 00:19:25,686
Come on! Cut it out.

342
00:19:37,296 --> 00:19:38,830
Can I ask you something
about him?

343
00:19:39,527 --> 00:19:42,244
With everything
that's happened,

344
00:19:42,246 --> 00:19:43,529
are you afraid of him?

345
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:48,200
At first, yeah.

346
00:19:48,202 --> 00:19:51,003
I mean,
it was pretty scary.

347
00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:55,758
But... then,
to be totally honest,

348
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,594
it's actually been
pretty hot.

349
00:20:00,598 --> 00:20:03,098
O... M... G.

350
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:08,220
Baby?

351
00:20:08,222 --> 00:20:11,023
Just...

352
00:20:11,025 --> 00:20:12,507
Can you tell us
what happened?

353
00:20:12,509 --> 00:20:15,227
I, uh ...
I ran into Scott.

354
00:20:15,229 --> 00:20:17,730
He chased me,
and I think I killed him.

355
00:20:17,732 --> 00:20:18,731
What?

356
00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:20,566
Turn it off.

357
00:20:20,568 --> 00:20:22,067
Off!

358
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:27,355
He started talking about you,
and I saw red.

359
00:20:27,357 --> 00:20:31,260
The next thing I remember,
I was running home.

360
00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:34,079
On the video...

361
00:20:34,081 --> 00:20:36,165
What were those things
on your hands?

362
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:38,167
Claws?
Did anybody see you?

363
00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:40,202
Kate, you're not trying to justify ...
No.

364
00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:42,471
We don't know what happened,
Brian.

365
00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,473
What?
He can't defend himself?

366
00:20:44,475 --> 00:20:46,308
Give me this.

367
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:51,930
Hey, whoa, whoa.

368
00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:53,148
Figured
I'd see you guys again.

369
00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:54,433
Well,
if you did your job right,

370
00:20:54,435 --> 00:20:56,151
we wouldn't be here,
would we?

371
00:20:56,153 --> 00:20:58,520
Easy. Uh, so, what do you got?
Vic's name was Scott Parker.

372
00:20:58,522 --> 00:21:00,572
Looks like the same thing
that killed the Carter kid

373
00:21:00,574 --> 00:21:01,723
got Mr. Parker here.

374
00:21:01,725 --> 00:21:03,058
Wait. Same thing?

375
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:05,393
Look,
I-I'm only the local yokel,

376
00:21:05,395 --> 00:21:08,614
but this kid was shredded
by an animal.

377
00:21:08,616 --> 00:21:11,033
Where's his heart?

378
00:21:11,035 --> 00:21:12,918
Patrolman found it
up the way there.

379
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,069
Eaten mostly.

380
00:21:14,071 --> 00:21:16,872
Show us.

381
00:21:20,376 --> 00:21:23,128
Brian, wait.

382
00:21:25,765 --> 00:21:29,134
Did you eat
a human heart?

383
00:21:29,136 --> 00:21:31,136
Did you?
What are you talking about?

384
00:21:31,138 --> 00:21:33,939
What is he talking about?
Scott's dead.

385
00:21:33,941 --> 00:21:35,557
He was shredded,
and his heart's gone.

386
00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:36,942
That doesn't mean
that Michael ...

387
00:21:36,944 --> 00:21:38,443
What do you think
happened to it?

388
00:21:38,445 --> 00:21:39,728
Where's his heart,
Michael?

389
00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:41,363
I don't remember what happened.
Don't lie to me!

390
00:21:41,365 --> 00:21:42,781
Hey, Brian, calm down!

391
00:21:42,783 --> 00:21:47,369
Look, I mean, there's got to be
an explanation for this.

392
00:21:47,371 --> 00:21:49,037
Really?

393
00:21:49,039 --> 00:21:53,992
It was... self-defense.
Eating a heart is self-defense?

394
00:21:53,994 --> 00:21:55,828
Kate, who are you trying
to convince? Me or yourself?

395
00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:57,296
You need to back off.

396
00:21:57,298 --> 00:22:01,667
Why?
You gonna eat my heart, too?

397
00:22:01,669 --> 00:22:05,087
Michael!

398
00:22:06,289 --> 00:22:09,508
I don't know
what's happening to me.

399
00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:13,428
I don't know
who I am anymore.

400
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:16,565
You're Michael Wheeler.

401
00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:20,886
And you're mine, okay?
You hear me?

402
00:22:28,795 --> 00:22:31,330
We have to call
the police.

403
00:22:31,332 --> 00:22:33,815
Brian.

404
00:22:33,817 --> 00:22:35,500
Kate,
how ... how can you?

405
00:22:35,502 --> 00:22:38,153
You have to see
what's really going on here.

406
00:22:38,155 --> 00:22:41,089
Whatever he is, it's not good ...
it's not good for you.

407
00:22:41,091 --> 00:22:42,875
Michael didn't mean
to hurt you.

408
00:22:42,877 --> 00:22:44,126
Obviously he did, Kate.

409
00:22:44,128 --> 00:22:45,844
You just don't get it,
do you?

410
00:22:45,846 --> 00:22:47,596
What?
What don't I understand?

411
00:22:47,598 --> 00:22:49,498
You've never been
in love.

412
00:22:51,301 --> 00:22:56,054
What we need
are answers.

413
00:23:00,443 --> 00:23:02,177
I can't hear them.

414
00:23:02,179 --> 00:23:04,613
Seriously, Kate,
what are we doing?

415
00:23:04,615 --> 00:23:07,816
What are we doing?
Seriously?

416
00:23:07,818 --> 00:23:10,652
Wait. Kate, don't.

417
00:23:12,405 --> 00:23:14,740
Cut marks
on both vics are clean

418
00:23:14,742 --> 00:23:17,192
but have the curvature
of animal claws.

419
00:23:17,194 --> 00:23:18,327
I don't know.

420
00:23:18,329 --> 00:23:21,296
I mean, maybe there's
a wild animal on the loose?

421
00:23:21,298 --> 00:23:24,132
Biggest animal in the county
is a raccoon.

422
00:23:24,134 --> 00:23:25,133
Hmm.

423
00:23:25,135 --> 00:23:26,802
Thank you for your time.
You bet.

424
00:23:26,804 --> 00:23:28,837
Appreciate it.
Okay.

425
00:23:28,839 --> 00:23:31,206
Hey. No, no.

426
00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:32,140
Hey.

427
00:23:32,142 --> 00:23:34,142
So, what did I miss?
Anything?

428
00:23:34,144 --> 00:23:36,895
Not unless you want to put
an A.P.B. out on Rocky Raccoon.

429
00:23:36,897 --> 00:23:37,930
Great.

430
00:23:37,932 --> 00:23:40,098
Um, the local police files
are not online,

431
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,150
so I had to dig
through the county records.

432
00:23:42,152 --> 00:23:45,020
Um, 10 years ago, there was
a similar unsolved murder.

433
00:23:45,022 --> 00:23:46,054
Check it out.

434
00:23:46,056 --> 00:23:48,440
Death by claws and, uh,
lack of heart?

435
00:23:48,442 --> 00:23:49,557
So we're talking a ...

436
00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:52,894
No. Not that time
of the month.

437
00:23:52,896 --> 00:23:55,030
Awesome.
Yeah.

438
00:23:55,032 --> 00:23:58,450
Time to hit the books
and feed the monster.

439
00:24:00,586 --> 00:24:03,538
They know something.
We got to follow them.

440
00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:06,925
Michael.
Come on. Michael.

441
00:24:06,927 --> 00:24:08,961
Geez.

442
00:24:08,963 --> 00:24:11,013
How'd you find us?

443
00:24:11,015 --> 00:24:13,682
GPS in your phones.

444
00:24:13,684 --> 00:24:15,917
Duh.

445
00:24:15,919 --> 00:24:18,586
You know, you're starting
to creep me out, man.

446
00:24:18,588 --> 00:24:21,440
The feeling's mutual,
dude.

447
00:24:21,442 --> 00:24:24,476
What else can you hack into,
Brian?

448
00:24:24,478 --> 00:24:27,029
Anything.

449
00:24:31,951 --> 00:24:34,036
Test, test. Can you hear me?

450
00:24:34,038 --> 00:24:35,537
Copy that.

451
00:24:35,539 --> 00:24:39,825
Yeah, the feed is looping
to my laptop right now.

452
00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:42,260
Head in, make sure
you're within spitting distance,

453
00:24:42,262 --> 00:24:43,778
and we should be
in business.

454
00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:47,632
Um,
and don't get arrested.

455
00:24:47,634 --> 00:24:48,834
Okay.

456
00:24:48,836 --> 00:24:49,835
I'll do it.

457
00:24:49,837 --> 00:24:52,471
You sure?
Yeah. Give me the bag.

458
00:25:04,434 --> 00:25:07,135
We good?

459
00:25:07,137 --> 00:25:09,354
Uh... a little left.

460
00:25:11,742 --> 00:25:13,475
How's that?

461
00:25:15,128 --> 00:25:17,863
Awesome. Thank you.

462
00:25:17,865 --> 00:25:19,247
Thanks.

463
00:25:19,249 --> 00:25:22,317
Dude, two burgers?

464
00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:26,171
Hey, I didn't eat at Big P's
for like a year, okay?

465
00:25:26,173 --> 00:25:28,790
Clear eyes
and clogged arteries ...

466
00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:30,375
can't lose.

467
00:25:32,295 --> 00:25:34,179
Hey, check this out.

468
00:25:34,181 --> 00:25:35,680
"Werewolves
that are turned

469
00:25:35,682 --> 00:25:38,266
up to four generations
from pureblood..."

470
00:25:38,268 --> 00:25:41,686
Think he means Alpha?

471
00:25:41,688 --> 00:25:43,688
"... are less feral
and can transform

472
00:25:43,690 --> 00:25:46,808
before, during,
and after the lunar cycle."

473
00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:48,276
Boom.

474
00:25:48,278 --> 00:25:49,711
Let me see that.

475
00:25:49,713 --> 00:25:51,947
Purebloods don't black out
during the transformation.

476
00:25:51,949 --> 00:25:53,515
They can control
themselves.

477
00:25:53,517 --> 00:25:56,351
Some have been able to subsist
off of animal hearts.

478
00:25:56,353 --> 00:25:58,203
So ... so, what?

479
00:25:58,205 --> 00:26:00,989
We're hunting a-a werewolf
with a pedigree?

480
00:26:00,991 --> 00:26:03,358
Awesome.
Let's hope he has his papers.

481
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,377
Yeah, and that silver
can kill him.

482
00:26:05,379 --> 00:26:06,711
So... what?

483
00:26:06,713 --> 00:26:09,798
Best in show comes here 10 years
ago, ganked some poor woman.

484
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,583
Then when the dust settles
and everything's in the clear,

485
00:26:11,585 --> 00:26:12,884
he just sets up shop?

486
00:26:12,886 --> 00:26:15,720
Yeah, comes for the human
hearts, stays for the co-eds.

487
00:26:15,722 --> 00:26:16,755
Right.

488
00:26:16,757 --> 00:26:18,140
And then everything's
wine and roses ...

489
00:26:18,142 --> 00:26:19,891
and animal tickers ...

490
00:26:19,893 --> 00:26:21,510
until he gets the hankering
for human again.

491
00:26:21,512 --> 00:26:23,328
Told you
there was a case here.

492
00:26:23,330 --> 00:26:26,815
Now we just got to find it
and kill it.

493
00:26:29,252 --> 00:26:32,888
I'm a werewolf.

494
00:26:32,890 --> 00:26:34,005
A werewolf.

495
00:26:34,007 --> 00:26:35,774
Michael, come on.
Baby, you need to calm down.

496
00:26:35,776 --> 00:26:37,392
Calm down? I'm a werewolf!
Hey, we need to find ...

497
00:26:37,394 --> 00:26:40,612
the FBI is trying to kill me.
Shut up! Everybody, shut up, okay?

498
00:26:40,614 --> 00:26:42,497
First thing's first,
those guys ...

499
00:26:42,499 --> 00:26:45,000
those guys aren't FBI,
all right?

500
00:26:45,002 --> 00:26:48,753
I'm pretty sure that FBI agents
don't say "awesome" that much.

501
00:26:48,755 --> 00:26:50,222
You know?

502
00:26:50,224 --> 00:26:53,458
And ... and they definitely don't
hunt and kill college kids.

503
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,460
Did ... did they say
anything else?

504
00:26:55,462 --> 00:26:57,162
Dude, they just sat
and talked

505
00:26:57,164 --> 00:26:59,865
about how they have been apart
for a year.

506
00:26:59,867 --> 00:27:03,568
You were probably right about
that whole office-romance thing.

507
00:27:03,570 --> 00:27:04,636
I'm screwed.

508
00:27:04,638 --> 00:27:05,753
I'm screwed.

509
00:27:05,755 --> 00:27:07,139
Kate, come on.
What are we supposed to do?

510
00:27:07,141 --> 00:27:08,356
Okay, you know what?

511
00:27:08,358 --> 00:27:10,108
You guys, you're missing
the big picture, okay?

512
00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:13,812
They ... they don't know
about you, Michael.

513
00:27:13,814 --> 00:27:16,431
They're looking for whoever,
whatever

514
00:27:16,433 --> 00:27:20,819
bit you in the first place,
the pureblood.

515
00:27:20,821 --> 00:27:23,071
That...

516
00:27:23,073 --> 00:27:26,625
that gives us
some time...

517
00:27:26,627 --> 00:27:28,760
to figure it out,
you know?

518
00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:29,911
So, what's the plan?

519
00:27:29,913 --> 00:27:32,781
What, eat chicken hearts
for the rest of my life?

520
00:27:32,783 --> 00:27:35,901
Michael. Baby.

521
00:27:45,344 --> 00:27:46,962
Yeah, okay, that sounds like
a great idea.

522
00:27:51,602 --> 00:27:52,934
I'm a freaking werewolf.
That's a great idea.

523
00:27:52,936 --> 00:27:54,803
I'm trying
to figure it out.

524
00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:57,305
I'm trying to
figure it out, okay?

525
00:27:57,307 --> 00:28:00,008
Will you just
listen to me?

526
00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:01,776
Hey, guys.

527
00:28:01,778 --> 00:28:03,478
I think
I found something.

528
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,648
I'm not going anywhere,
okay?

529
00:28:46,322 --> 00:28:48,856
Ah.

530
00:28:48,858 --> 00:28:50,875
A little early
for office hours, Brian.

531
00:28:50,877 --> 00:28:54,529
What can I help you with?

532
00:28:54,531 --> 00:28:56,081
I know what you are.

533
00:29:21,137 --> 00:29:23,188
Hey.
What are you doing?

534
00:29:23,190 --> 00:29:25,740
We're leaving
in the morning.

535
00:29:25,742 --> 00:29:26,975
What? Why?

536
00:29:26,977 --> 00:29:28,977
Those guys ... look,
they might find Michael, and ...

537
00:29:28,979 --> 00:29:30,695
No, Kate, you don't have to
worry about that.

538
00:29:30,697 --> 00:29:32,414
You don't have to worry
about anything.

539
00:29:32,416 --> 00:29:33,949
I took care of it.

540
00:29:33,951 --> 00:29:37,318
You took care of what?

541
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,506
Brian, what did you do?

542
00:29:42,825 --> 00:29:47,078
I know what you are.

543
00:29:49,349 --> 00:29:50,999
Yeah,
I'm your professor.

544
00:29:51,001 --> 00:29:53,351
And thanks.
I've been looking for that.

545
00:29:53,353 --> 00:29:54,469
Where'd you find it?

546
00:29:54,471 --> 00:29:58,006
Where you left it...
after you bit my friend.

547
00:29:58,008 --> 00:29:59,340
I'm sorry.
What are you ...

548
00:29:59,342 --> 00:30:01,175
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop trying to cover.

549
00:30:01,177 --> 00:30:02,844
Just listen to me
very carefully.

550
00:30:02,846 --> 00:30:04,446
I'm filming all this.

551
00:30:04,448 --> 00:30:06,481
And I've got a hidden camera
in here, too.

552
00:30:06,483 --> 00:30:08,616
It's feeding back
to my laptop at home,

553
00:30:08,618 --> 00:30:11,152
so if anything happens
to me ...

554
00:30:11,154 --> 00:30:12,287
Nothing is going to happen
to you, Brian.

555
00:30:12,289 --> 00:30:14,239
But you know what?
You need to calm down.

556
00:30:14,241 --> 00:30:16,308
I want you to turn me
into a werewolf.

557
00:30:17,827 --> 00:30:21,129
Brian, I-I don't know where you ...
You don't know?

558
00:30:21,131 --> 00:30:25,000
Really?

559
00:30:25,002 --> 00:30:26,868
Well, how about I, uh,
cut you with this.

560
00:30:26,870 --> 00:30:29,087
Brian, listen to me.
This thing's made of silver, you know.

561
00:30:29,089 --> 00:30:32,841
Look, I'm not ... please, I'm not
what you think that I am.

562
00:30:32,843 --> 00:30:35,643
I don't care what you are.
I just want you to turn me.

563
00:30:39,549 --> 00:30:42,400
I don't want to hurt you.

564
00:30:42,402 --> 00:30:43,718
You're not going to,

565
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:48,189
'cause if you do,
all of this winds up on CNN.

566
00:30:52,078 --> 00:30:54,896
So, you stumbled on Carter,
wolfed out, and then what?

567
00:30:54,898 --> 00:30:56,998
Got a taste for hearts
again?

568
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,200
You never lose the taste,

569
00:30:59,202 --> 00:31:01,669
if you're stupid enough
to have one.

570
00:31:01,671 --> 00:31:03,071
Once you have
a human heart,

571
00:31:03,073 --> 00:31:06,958
it's almost impossible
to control the monster inside.

572
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:11,596
But I did, until last week
when I, uh...

573
00:31:11,598 --> 00:31:14,516
fell off the wagon,
as they say.

574
00:31:14,518 --> 00:31:18,553
You have no idea ... no idea ...
how hard it is.

575
00:31:18,555 --> 00:31:21,473
I've trained myself
not to hurt anyone.

576
00:31:21,475 --> 00:31:24,309
I have ...
I have trained myself to...

577
00:31:24,311 --> 00:31:25,927
choke down
those other hearts.

578
00:31:25,929 --> 00:31:27,473
Animal hearts.

579
00:31:27,611 --> 00:31:29,119
And I have been clean...

580
00:31:29,599 --> 00:31:31,282
Until last week?

581
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:39,591
And then I saw Carter alone,
and he was...

582
00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:41,109
he looked so weak.

583
00:31:41,111 --> 00:31:43,428
It's harder
to cover things up nowadays.

584
00:31:43,430 --> 00:31:46,581
I knew a hunter would catch wind
of this sooner or later.

585
00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:50,068
They did.
They're here.

586
00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:52,921
You needed a patsy.

587
00:31:52,923 --> 00:31:54,122
Michael.

588
00:31:55,124 --> 00:31:57,625
Yes.

589
00:31:57,627 --> 00:32:03,014
The young man who sleeps
through most of my lectures.

590
00:32:03,016 --> 00:32:05,800
I mean,
who would miss him?

591
00:32:05,802 --> 00:32:08,236
Me.

592
00:32:08,238 --> 00:32:09,537
Why are you doing this?

593
00:32:09,539 --> 00:32:12,073
I want to see
what you guys see...

594
00:32:12,075 --> 00:32:14,125
do what you do.

595
00:32:14,127 --> 00:32:16,728
I'm sick of being Piggy.

596
00:32:16,730 --> 00:32:18,746
I want to be Ralph.

597
00:32:18,748 --> 00:32:21,449
We don't get to choose
who we are.

598
00:32:25,621 --> 00:32:27,839
I did.

599
00:32:27,841 --> 00:32:30,375
Oh, my God.
Brian.

600
00:32:30,377 --> 00:32:31,743
Oh, my God.
What are you? Insane?

601
00:32:31,745 --> 00:32:34,462
You're welcome
for saving your ass.

602
00:32:34,464 --> 00:32:36,047
Look, watch.

603
00:32:50,146 --> 00:32:51,512
Hey!

604
00:33:02,492 --> 00:33:03,958
Thank you.

605
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:09,164
I've never killed
a pureblood before.

606
00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:11,365
What was he looking at?

607
00:33:11,367 --> 00:33:13,918
What the hell?

608
00:33:14,336 --> 00:33:16,988
See?

609
00:33:18,492 --> 00:33:19,874
Problem solved.

610
00:33:19,876 --> 00:33:22,377
They killed the pureblood,
they're moving on,

611
00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:24,829
and we're in the clear,
just like you said.

612
00:33:24,831 --> 00:33:26,214
I never said ...

613
00:33:26,216 --> 00:33:28,766
Kate, I, uh...

614
00:33:28,768 --> 00:33:32,170
I did this
to protect you.

615
00:33:32,172 --> 00:33:34,606
I did
what you couldn't.

616
00:33:34,608 --> 00:33:36,724
They saw the camera,
Brian.

617
00:33:36,726 --> 00:33:38,676
You don't think they'll trace
that back to you?

618
00:33:38,678 --> 00:33:40,445
What the hell's wrong
with you?

619
00:33:43,499 --> 00:33:45,783
Nothing's wrong with me.

620
00:33:45,785 --> 00:33:49,070
You told me that.

621
00:33:49,072 --> 00:33:52,907
I just... finally figured out
what I want,

622
00:33:52,909 --> 00:33:54,175
and now
I'm going after it.

623
00:33:54,177 --> 00:33:57,645
You thought
I was hiding behind this?

624
00:33:57,647 --> 00:33:59,631
I was hiding behind you.

625
00:34:01,934 --> 00:34:06,487
I am done
living in your shadow.

626
00:34:06,489 --> 00:34:09,474
I've always lived
in your shadow.

627
00:34:09,476 --> 00:34:12,694
But now ...
now we're equals.

628
00:34:12,696 --> 00:34:14,829
Anything you can do, right?
What?

629
00:34:14,831 --> 00:34:17,332
You think
this is a game?

630
00:34:17,334 --> 00:34:20,301
Do you have any idea
what you've done to yourself?

631
00:34:20,303 --> 00:34:22,270
Well, you wouldn't bite me, so I had to ...
You asked him to?

632
00:34:22,272 --> 00:34:24,289
He asked you to bite him?

633
00:34:24,291 --> 00:34:26,607
I didn't, okay?

634
00:34:26,609 --> 00:34:28,276
I didn't
want to hurt you.

635
00:34:28,278 --> 00:34:30,211
I would never hurt you,
Brian.

636
00:34:31,381 --> 00:34:33,414
This thing inside of me ...
you don't want this.

637
00:34:33,416 --> 00:34:36,134
Oh, well,
it's too late for that now.

638
00:34:36,136 --> 00:34:38,786
I remember attacking Scott.

639
00:34:38,788 --> 00:34:41,005
I remember ripping his
beating heart out of his chest.

640
00:34:41,007 --> 00:34:42,724
I remember the look
in his dead eyes

641
00:34:42,726 --> 00:34:45,059
when I bit into that heart,
Brian.

642
00:34:45,061 --> 00:34:47,262
And above all,
I remember how sweet,

643
00:34:47,264 --> 00:34:50,265
how delicious it tasted,
and ever since I've tasted it,

644
00:34:50,267 --> 00:34:53,301
I've felt more powerful
and more out of control.

645
00:34:55,138 --> 00:34:56,470
More weak.

646
00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:58,072
You don't need someone
like Michael.

647
00:34:58,074 --> 00:34:59,196
You need someone that
can take care of you.

648
00:34:59,221 --> 00:35:00,526
I can take care of myself.

649
00:35:02,696 --> 00:35:03,661
Let her go.

650
00:35:03,663 --> 00:35:07,699
Or what?
You gonna cry some more?

651
00:35:09,319 --> 00:35:13,121
No! No!

652
00:35:13,123 --> 00:35:15,123
No! No!

653
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,659
No!

654
00:35:26,302 --> 00:35:29,804
God! God!

655
00:35:29,806 --> 00:35:31,389
God!

656
00:35:31,391 --> 00:35:34,275
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.

657
00:35:34,277 --> 00:35:35,693
Please don't die.

658
00:35:35,695 --> 00:35:37,996
Please don't die.
Please don't die.

659
00:35:40,032 --> 00:35:41,532
I love you, baby.

660
00:35:41,534 --> 00:35:44,369
I love you.

661
00:35:44,371 --> 00:35:46,404
Michael?

662
00:35:46,406 --> 00:35:47,822
Michael!

663
00:36:04,576 --> 00:36:09,996
Kate, listen to me.
I love you. I love you.

664
00:36:09,998 --> 00:36:12,782
You'll understand.
You just need to see what I see.

665
00:36:12,784 --> 00:36:15,151
After I bite you,
you'll understand.

666
00:36:26,848 --> 00:36:29,165
Kate?

667
00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:32,335
Let me in.

668
00:36:32,337 --> 00:36:36,272
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.

669
00:36:36,274 --> 00:36:41,344
We can fix this. We can...
Just let me in, okay?

670
00:37:01,599 --> 00:37:05,001
Brian?

671
00:37:05,003 --> 00:37:08,087
Brian, I'm coming out.

672
00:37:08,089 --> 00:37:11,257
I see it now.

673
00:37:11,259 --> 00:37:13,343
I understand.

674
00:37:16,481 --> 00:37:19,349
I told you
it would be all right.

675
00:37:19,351 --> 00:37:21,384
Yeah.

676
00:37:21,386 --> 00:37:24,387
It will be. Here.

677
00:37:30,328 --> 00:37:33,112
No, no!

678
00:37:44,926 --> 00:37:49,729
I didn't finish Brian's movie
to justify what happened.

679
00:37:51,031 --> 00:37:54,200
To be totally honest,

680
00:37:54,202 --> 00:37:58,838
I'm not really even sure
if I understand it at all.

681
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,406
I just wanted you to know
that ...

682
00:38:00,408 --> 00:38:04,544
that Michael wasn't always
a monster.

683
00:38:04,546 --> 00:38:07,080
None of us were.

684
00:38:09,550 --> 00:38:12,251
Five years from now?

685
00:38:12,253 --> 00:38:16,623
Hopefully passed the bar exam,
practicing law.

686
00:38:16,625 --> 00:38:21,361
Nothing corporate,
something green, you know?

687
00:38:21,363 --> 00:38:23,129
Oh, geez.

688
00:38:23,131 --> 00:38:25,548
Uh, maybe, like,
working for HBO

689
00:38:25,550 --> 00:38:27,383
or ... or,
like, Michael Moore.

690
00:38:27,385 --> 00:38:28,601
That'd be cool.

691
00:38:28,603 --> 00:38:30,737
I will be on a boat
in the middle of the ocean

692
00:38:30,739 --> 00:38:33,006
with my beautiful girl
by my side.

693
00:38:33,008 --> 00:38:34,223
Aww.

694
00:38:40,098 --> 00:38:42,348
I'm leaving.

695
00:38:42,350 --> 00:38:45,568
And you'll never hear from me
ever again.

696
00:38:45,570 --> 00:38:48,905
Look, I know
that there's another way.

697
00:38:48,907 --> 00:38:53,276
I can eat animal hearts.

698
00:38:53,278 --> 00:38:56,079
I've never hurt anyone.

699
00:38:56,081 --> 00:39:02,118
Nobody human, anyway.

700
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,288
I didn't choose this.

701
00:39:05,290 --> 00:39:07,590
Please...

702
00:39:07,592 --> 00:39:11,627
Please give me a chance.

703
00:39:28,983 --> 00:39:30,649
Okay, so, uh...

704
00:39:33,154 --> 00:39:37,289
this ... yeah ... is Michael,
which means that that is...

705
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:41,177
Brian Wilcox, our friendly
neighborhood cameraman.

706
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:42,494
Right.

707
00:39:42,496 --> 00:39:45,330
Mm.

708
00:39:45,332 --> 00:39:46,682
All right, so...

709
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:50,052
What, she's got about
a half-day jump on us?

710
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,089
Mm-hmm.

711
00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:54,857
You all right?

712
00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:57,326
Mm-hmm.

713
00:39:57,328 --> 00:40:00,146
Look, Kate's right.

714
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:04,016
She hasn't hurt anybody ...
well, anybody human at least.

715
00:40:04,018 --> 00:40:09,371
No, she didn't ...
she didn't choose this.

716
00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:10,790
Let's give her a shot.

717
00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:13,209
Seriously?

718
00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:14,860
Yeah, yeah.

719
00:40:14,862 --> 00:40:17,196
And, look,
if Kate pops back up,

720
00:40:17,198 --> 00:40:21,133
I mean, if she strays,
then no questions asked.

721
00:40:21,135 --> 00:40:25,504
We do what we got to do
and, um, we take her down.

722
00:40:26,923 --> 00:40:28,257
Hey, Sam?

723
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,508
Yeah?

724
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:33,762
Do I really say "awesome"
a lot?

725
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:37,099
No. No, no. No.

726
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,651
Mm.

727
00:40:42,573 --> 00:40:43,906
Huh.

728
00:40:48,578 --> 00:40:51,030
Awesome.

729
00:41:30,794 --> 00:41:34,794
== sync, corrected by elderman ==