1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,934 Sammy's hurt. He's hurt real bad. 2 00:00:03,936 --> 00:00:06,670 This one goes out to any angel with their ears on. 3 00:00:06,672 --> 00:00:11,542 This is Dean Winchester... And I need your help. 4 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:12,843 Start with a name. Ezekiel. 5 00:00:12,845 --> 00:00:14,344 There is a chance I can fix your brother. 6 00:00:14,346 --> 00:00:17,314 How will it work? I heal Sam while healing myself. 7 00:00:17,316 --> 00:00:19,049 Sam can eject me at any time. 8 00:00:19,354 --> 00:00:21,671 And if Sam does eject me, he will die. 9 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,065 Then we keep it a secret for now. 10 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:25,816 I just got to hope that you're one of the good guys. 11 00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:27,100 I am. 12 00:00:29,704 --> 00:00:30,938 Zeke! 13 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:32,957 You can bring her back like you did with Cass. 14 00:00:34,543 --> 00:00:37,494 I cannot keep doing that. Why the hell not? 15 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:40,798 Every time I use my power, it weakens me. 16 00:00:41,449 --> 00:00:43,784 Merry Christmas. 17 00:00:43,786 --> 00:00:45,586 Dad wants us to pick up where he left off ... 18 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,571 saving people, hunting things... 19 00:00:47,573 --> 00:00:48,622 The family business. 20 00:00:48,624 --> 00:00:50,474 Becky, it's all real. I knew it! 21 00:00:50,476 --> 00:00:52,259 Nipples? 22 00:00:53,562 --> 00:00:55,629 I mean, come on. We hunt monsters! 23 00:00:55,631 --> 00:00:57,965 Why am I here? 24 00:00:57,967 --> 00:00:58,933 I mean, normal people, 25 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:00,184 they see a monster, and they run. 26 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,468 But not us ... no, no, no. 27 00:01:01,470 --> 00:01:03,604 We search out things that want to kill us. 28 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:05,806 Real. It's real. No, no, no. 29 00:01:05,808 --> 00:01:07,324 Now you die. 30 00:01:07,326 --> 00:01:10,077 You know who does that? Crazy people! 31 00:01:10,079 --> 00:01:11,078 I'm Batman. 32 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:14,014 We... are insane! 33 00:01:14,016 --> 00:01:15,649 I lost my shoe. 34 00:01:18,337 --> 00:01:20,170 That was scary. 35 00:01:22,173 --> 00:01:25,793 And with a 1:20 left in the game, it's 62-54. 36 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:28,712 This team wants that championship. 37 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,047 It would be great. 38 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:31,331 He's up. 39 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:32,683 It's good, but the ref's on the whistle. 40 00:01:32,685 --> 00:01:36,203 He's calling a foul. It could be charging. 41 00:01:36,205 --> 00:01:38,472 Number 10 ... he's not happy about that. 42 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:40,841 This guy just about could foul out, 43 00:01:40,843 --> 00:01:43,143 and nobody but the ref wants to see that happen. 44 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:45,145 Coach Johnson watching the clock. 45 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:47,898 He calls time-out. 46 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,566 Talking to the ref right now. 47 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:50,734 You know, so far in this game, 48 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:52,519 there have been a number of fouls called 49 00:01:52,521 --> 00:01:54,455 by this particular ref, and that's not... 50 00:01:58,694 --> 00:02:01,295 Easy, Colonel. 51 00:02:23,718 --> 00:02:26,070 Is anyone here? 52 00:02:36,998 --> 00:02:38,365 Whoa! 53 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:46,623 Gets me every time. 54 00:02:52,430 --> 00:02:55,265 What's the matter, boy? It's me. 55 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,693 What the hell? 56 00:03:28,489 --> 00:03:33,489 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 57 00:03:33,490 --> 00:03:36,374 Wow. 58 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:37,874 What? 59 00:03:37,876 --> 00:03:39,042 Kevin. 60 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:41,945 Just poured some buffalo milk down his gob twice. 61 00:03:41,947 --> 00:03:43,246 Buffalo milk? 62 00:03:43,248 --> 00:03:44,631 Yeah, the hangover cure-all. 63 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:47,384 It's got everything in it. Except buffalo milk. 64 00:03:47,386 --> 00:03:50,103 How is that kid still recovering from Branson? 65 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,922 What can I say? He's an amateur. 66 00:03:51,924 --> 00:03:54,942 The slippery nipple shots at the Dolly Parton Dixie Stampede 67 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:56,176 nearly killed the guy. 68 00:03:56,178 --> 00:03:57,277 All right. 69 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:58,812 Well, uh, I got something 70 00:03:58,814 --> 00:04:00,530 that's gonna get us back on the road. 71 00:04:01,516 --> 00:04:02,699 A case? Yeah. 72 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:03,901 You sure you're ready for that? 73 00:04:03,902 --> 00:04:07,520 Why would I not be ready for that? 74 00:04:07,522 --> 00:04:10,207 Aren't you kind of running on empty? 75 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:11,992 Yeah, but the last three nights straight, 76 00:04:11,994 --> 00:04:13,377 I had eight hours of shut-eye. 77 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:14,878 And for a hunter, that's like 20. 78 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,630 Trust me, Dean. I feel good. 79 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:18,165 Well, that's great and all, James Brown, 80 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:19,750 but you're still recovering from the trials. 81 00:04:19,752 --> 00:04:21,752 I think you ought to pace yourself, you know? 82 00:04:21,754 --> 00:04:24,004 And the sooner you heal... 83 00:04:25,923 --> 00:04:27,040 Yeah? 84 00:04:27,042 --> 00:04:29,259 I just want you back to your old self. 85 00:04:29,261 --> 00:04:30,310 I am, Dean. 86 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,678 Look, Kevin's back on the heaven spell. 87 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:32,729 Crowley's locked up. 88 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,381 We should be out there doing what we do best. 89 00:04:34,383 --> 00:04:36,650 Well... You want to listen at least? 90 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:37,567 Okay, great. 91 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,603 Taxidermist named Max Alexander 92 00:04:39,605 --> 00:04:40,904 mysteriously crushed to death. 93 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,106 Nearly every joint in his body dislocated, 94 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,074 every bone broken. 95 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,826 Poor guy is a human pretzel. 96 00:04:45,828 --> 00:04:48,195 You tell me what's got that kind of strength. 97 00:04:48,197 --> 00:04:49,562 A demonic Luchador? 98 00:04:49,564 --> 00:04:52,366 Shop's a couple hours away in Enid, Oklahoma. 99 00:04:52,368 --> 00:04:53,950 We should at least check it out. 100 00:04:53,952 --> 00:04:56,753 Unless there's some reason you think we shouldn't. 101 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:06,930 Subtle. 102 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,599 Check that out. 103 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,635 Huh. 104 00:05:19,927 --> 00:05:22,646 Well, the creep factor just skyrocketed. 105 00:05:22,648 --> 00:05:24,197 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 106 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:27,100 How are you? Agents Michaels and Deville. 107 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,037 The body's already been to the morgue. 108 00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:32,456 Just wrapping it up with Dave Stephens. 109 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,241 He's the one who discovered the body. 110 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,911 Such a shame. I used to go hunting with Max. 111 00:05:37,913 --> 00:05:39,212 He was a real good egg. 112 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,630 Sorry for your loss. Thanks. 113 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,132 You mind showing my partner around? 114 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,834 I just got a couple questions for Mr. Stephens. 115 00:05:43,836 --> 00:05:45,836 Okay. Come on. 116 00:05:47,621 --> 00:05:49,956 Dave Stephens? Yeah. 117 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,591 I just got a couple questions for you 118 00:05:51,593 --> 00:05:52,676 if that's all right. 119 00:05:52,678 --> 00:05:54,461 I'll tell you whatever you need to know. 120 00:05:54,463 --> 00:05:58,482 Max was a... a real pal. 121 00:05:58,484 --> 00:06:00,150 Hunting buddy? 122 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:02,402 Mm. Yeah. 123 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,521 Eh, lucky guess. 124 00:06:04,523 --> 00:06:07,574 So, uh, about what time did you discover the body? 125 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:11,244 About 9:00 a.m. ... my usual pickup time. 126 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,864 I come in every Wednesday and Sundays, 127 00:06:13,866 --> 00:06:15,815 uh, to collect the entrails. 128 00:06:15,817 --> 00:06:17,617 The what? 129 00:06:17,619 --> 00:06:19,786 The animal organs. 130 00:06:19,788 --> 00:06:21,004 Ah. 131 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:24,791 After Max would, uh, dig them out and work his magic. 132 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:26,293 Huh. 133 00:06:26,295 --> 00:06:29,346 He, uh ... he was a real artist, you know? 134 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:33,850 Strange thing is, though, uh, bins were empty this morning. 135 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,886 Why is that strange? 136 00:06:35,888 --> 00:06:37,637 Well, because it's a Sunday. 137 00:06:37,639 --> 00:06:39,923 Weekend hunts are pretty much a given 138 00:06:39,925 --> 00:06:42,142 in this neck of the woods, 139 00:06:42,144 --> 00:06:43,777 so they're usually, mm, chock-full of guts. 140 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,896 Ah. Mm. 141 00:06:45,898 --> 00:06:47,781 Any chance Max could have cleaned them out himself? 142 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,682 No. It's a ... it's a biohazard. 143 00:06:49,684 --> 00:06:52,319 You can't just, you know, throw the stuff out. 144 00:06:52,321 --> 00:06:53,820 You got to burn it. 145 00:06:53,822 --> 00:06:56,289 Huh. 146 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,208 Is there, uh, anything else missing from the shop? 147 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:01,578 No. The register was full, and the safe was intact. 148 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:04,548 And all of Max's trophies were still on the walls. 149 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,384 And was there anybody else here when you showed up? 150 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:09,586 No one. 151 00:07:09,588 --> 00:07:14,591 No, other than, uh... The Colonel. 152 00:07:14,593 --> 00:07:17,377 Hmm. 153 00:07:17,379 --> 00:07:20,313 Excuse us. 154 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,732 So? Okay, so, uh... 155 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:25,485 We got a thief who's jonesing for animal parts, 156 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:28,021 we got a pagan symbol, and we got a human pretzel. 157 00:07:28,023 --> 00:07:29,739 Yeah, it all sounds very witch-y, 158 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,391 but I wasn't able to find a hex bag. 159 00:07:31,393 --> 00:07:33,677 All right, well, let's keep digging. 160 00:07:33,679 --> 00:07:35,829 But, uh, not here. 161 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:39,166 I don't like the way that one's looking at me. 162 00:07:47,458 --> 00:07:51,578 Okay, uh, that... symbol in the graffiti, 163 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:53,046 it's... not wiccan. 164 00:07:53,048 --> 00:07:55,515 It's copywritten. 165 00:07:55,517 --> 00:08:00,270 Local animal-rights group, Enid's answer to PETA. 166 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:02,806 S.N.A.R.T.? 167 00:08:02,808 --> 00:08:04,341 You got to be kidding me. 168 00:08:04,343 --> 00:08:06,593 Well, it makes sense that an animal-rights group 169 00:08:06,595 --> 00:08:08,411 would have an axe to grind with a taxidermist. 170 00:08:08,413 --> 00:08:11,615 Why? The animal's already dead. 171 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,567 Yeah, but hunters are what keep them in business. 172 00:08:13,569 --> 00:08:16,536 Now the question is, are those bleeding hearts 173 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,939 actually witches or just hippies? 174 00:08:21,409 --> 00:08:23,543 What's the difference? 175 00:08:27,448 --> 00:08:29,949 Always knew I'd find the source of all evil 176 00:08:29,951 --> 00:08:31,618 at a vegan bakery. 177 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:34,787 What's that smell? 178 00:08:34,789 --> 00:08:36,056 Patchouli. 179 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:39,959 Yeah, mixed with depression from meat deprivation. 180 00:08:39,961 --> 00:08:41,261 Hey. 181 00:08:41,263 --> 00:08:43,730 You know who wears sunglasses inside? 182 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,181 Blind people. 183 00:08:45,183 --> 00:08:47,234 And douchebags. 184 00:08:52,806 --> 00:08:55,825 Olivia and Dylan Camrose? 185 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,577 At your service. 186 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,279 You two are members of s.N.A.R.T.? 187 00:08:59,281 --> 00:09:02,148 Founders and co-presidents, actually. 188 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:05,085 Uh, can we interest you in some literature? 189 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:07,320 Or a flaxseed scone? 190 00:09:07,322 --> 00:09:09,339 It's wheat-free, gluten-free, sugar-free, 191 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,590 and surprisingly moist. 192 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,008 Let me stop you right there. 193 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:17,047 Uh, we're here to investigate the death of Max Alexander, 194 00:09:17,049 --> 00:09:18,465 a local taxidermist. 195 00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:20,350 He's... dead? 196 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,351 You knew him? 197 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:24,971 Ish. Um... small town. 198 00:09:24,973 --> 00:09:26,940 Well, he was murdered last night, 199 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,692 and a S.N.A.R.T. logo was found at the crime scene. 200 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,226 You two wouldn't happen to know 201 00:09:30,228 --> 00:09:31,978 anything about that, would you? 202 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:37,350 His business is funded by hunters, 203 00:09:37,352 --> 00:09:39,986 and you know how hunters are. 204 00:09:39,988 --> 00:09:41,037 They're selfish dicks 205 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,206 who define themselves by what they kill. 206 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:46,993 And as animal advocates, we couldn't stand for that. 207 00:09:46,995 --> 00:09:49,362 So, you killed him? 208 00:09:49,364 --> 00:09:51,030 Of course not. 209 00:09:51,032 --> 00:09:53,416 S.N.A.R.T. doesn't tolerate violence. 210 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:54,801 Huh. 211 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,837 This coming from a couple who spray-paints death threats. 212 00:09:57,839 --> 00:10:00,206 It was a scare tactic. We just wanted to spook him. 213 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,542 Turns out we were the ones who got spooked. 214 00:10:02,544 --> 00:10:04,010 What does that mean? 215 00:10:06,547 --> 00:10:10,383 Well, last night, when we were tagging the joint, 216 00:10:10,385 --> 00:10:12,235 we heard this noise. A hissing noise. 217 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,070 It freaked us out, so we ran out into the alley. 218 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:17,073 But someone attacked us. Sprayed us in the eyes with mace. 219 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,108 And it's not like we could go to the cops. 220 00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:20,026 So, now we look like total douchebags 221 00:10:20,028 --> 00:10:22,395 because we have to wear our sunglasses inside. 222 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,743 Necrosis? 223 00:10:36,745 --> 00:10:39,095 Premature death of tissues ... 224 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,413 that's why their eyes were all messed up. 225 00:10:40,415 --> 00:10:42,716 And it's not caused by mace. 226 00:10:42,718 --> 00:10:44,384 All right. What caused it? 227 00:10:44,386 --> 00:10:48,188 Right here. "Blunt force, radiation, venom." 228 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,406 As in "snake"? 229 00:10:49,408 --> 00:10:51,107 The taxidermist was constricted. 230 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,726 Olivia and Dylan heard hissing, 231 00:10:52,728 --> 00:10:54,444 and they were sprayed in the eyes. 232 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,429 By venom. By venom. 233 00:10:56,431 --> 00:10:58,732 Okay, so... What are we talking here, 234 00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:01,100 some sort of a freaky-ass snake monster? 235 00:11:01,102 --> 00:11:03,370 Maybe. 236 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:08,941 The weird thing is snakes either envenomate or constrict. 237 00:11:08,943 --> 00:11:10,410 No snake does both. 238 00:11:10,412 --> 00:11:13,613 Correction ... freaky-ass mega-snake monster. 239 00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:16,833 It could be a Vetala. 240 00:11:16,835 --> 00:11:18,535 Yeah, but they're not afraid to sink their fangs in. 241 00:11:18,537 --> 00:11:20,620 Taxidermist was bite-free. 242 00:11:20,622 --> 00:11:22,555 It doesn't really fit the profile. 243 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,090 Right. So...? 244 00:11:24,092 --> 00:11:28,128 So, call Kevin. Have him look some stuff up. 245 00:11:39,306 --> 00:11:43,159 Aren't you early, dude? 246 00:11:51,118 --> 00:11:52,819 Hmm. 247 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,691 Dude! 248 00:13:04,693 --> 00:13:07,627 You said you were from a perfume company. 249 00:13:18,539 --> 00:13:21,040 No! No, please! 250 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,014 Claw marks. 251 00:13:38,016 --> 00:13:40,901 Yeah. The cops said all the cats went missing. 252 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,152 Right, so, yesterday, 253 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,603 uh, we're dealing with some sort of a snake monster. 254 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:44,738 Today, it's a killer kitty. 255 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,239 I don't know. 256 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:47,557 Hey. 257 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:50,193 Why does that mutt look familiar? 258 00:13:55,383 --> 00:13:59,619 That was the taxidermist's dog. 259 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:02,122 So, he's been at both crime scenes? 260 00:14:02,124 --> 00:14:04,174 Yeah. 261 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,409 Maybe he's a suspect. 262 00:14:06,411 --> 00:14:09,796 You know may... 263 00:14:09,798 --> 00:14:11,882 Could be a skinwalker, maybe a shapeshifter. 264 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:15,802 Doesn't really look like a monster to me. 265 00:14:15,804 --> 00:14:18,138 One way to find out. 266 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,891 Come here, boy. Hey. 267 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,759 This isn't gonna hurt at all. 268 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:26,112 Unless it hurts. 269 00:14:31,485 --> 00:14:33,937 Hmm. 270 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,940 I guess we can, uh, rule out killer. 271 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:42,445 Do you agents need any further assistance? 272 00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:45,715 Officer, I think we're okay. Thanks. 273 00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:47,801 All right, well, let me know. 274 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:54,841 Officer. Excuse me. Uh, can I borrow your hat? 275 00:15:03,184 --> 00:15:06,469 Good luck getting adopted. 276 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:14,010 Okay, so, the Colonel's not a suspect. 277 00:15:14,012 --> 00:15:16,162 Yeah, but he's a witness. 278 00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:19,165 Hey, boy. You speak sign language? 279 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,784 That's monkeys. 280 00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,335 Huh? 281 00:15:22,337 --> 00:15:24,504 You know what? This is gonna sound crazy. 282 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:25,822 I read this book once about this guy 283 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:27,824 who tried to teach his dog to speak 284 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,209 after it witnessed a murder. 285 00:15:29,211 --> 00:15:30,961 It worked? 286 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,328 No. 287 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,014 But he wrote a book about it? 288 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,465 Yeah, well, he doesn't have what we have. 289 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,801 Kevin. Hey, it's me. 290 00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:39,636 How do we speak to a dog? 291 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:42,672 An Inuit spell. 292 00:15:42,674 --> 00:15:44,024 Yeah. 293 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:48,395 Who knew the, uh, Men of Letters had its own Eskimo section? 294 00:15:48,397 --> 00:15:51,197 And it's supposed to let us communicate with the Colonel? 295 00:15:51,199 --> 00:15:55,852 Yeah, well... that's the plan. 296 00:15:55,854 --> 00:16:00,874 Kevin said it's like a sort of a human/animal mind meld. 297 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,525 Meaning? If it works, 298 00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:06,129 we should be able to read the Colonel's thoughts. 299 00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:10,033 All right, I'll do it. 300 00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,534 You ... you got enough on your plate. 301 00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:13,053 Like what? 302 00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:18,258 Uh, like... you're tired. 303 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:20,043 You're on the mend. Okay? 304 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:22,762 Plus, you ... you've got a sensitive stomach. 305 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,265 Last thing we need is you chucking this stuff up. Huh? 306 00:16:26,718 --> 00:16:30,770 Doesn't look so bad. 307 00:16:36,227 --> 00:16:39,112 I was wrong. 308 00:16:39,114 --> 00:16:40,780 Come on. 309 00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:47,954 Ha! 310 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,675 "Deila hér me. 311 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:57,314 Dag eru nou rar vitur orum." 312 00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,701 All right. Let's get this party started. 313 00:17:01,703 --> 00:17:03,586 Tell me everything you know. 314 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:08,975 What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? 315 00:17:09,978 --> 00:17:13,113 Tough crowd. 316 00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:25,742 So, call Kevin. 317 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,781 At least it didn't affect your appetite. Geez. 318 00:17:31,783 --> 00:17:33,249 Yeah. 319 00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:34,551 Change the station. 320 00:17:37,339 --> 00:17:40,306 Change the station. 321 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,760 What? What? 322 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,512 You ... shut up. It's working! 323 00:17:45,514 --> 00:17:47,197 It ... go! 324 00:17:49,317 --> 00:17:50,717 Say that again. 325 00:17:50,719 --> 00:17:52,602 You call this classic rock? 326 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:55,822 Next thing you know, they'll be playing Styx. 327 00:17:58,326 --> 00:18:00,026 Dennis DeYoung's not a punk. 328 00:18:00,028 --> 00:18:01,494 He's Mr. Roboto, bitch. 329 00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:03,947 Why are you arguing with the dog about Styx? 330 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:06,533 Wh... uh, yeah. Um, hey, boy. 331 00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:08,701 What were you trying to tell us about the cowboy hat? 332 00:18:08,703 --> 00:18:11,671 The douchewheel who killed my best friend 333 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,673 was wearing a cowboy hat. 334 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:14,874 And the pothead, too? 335 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,993 Yep. Same guy killed both. 336 00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:21,798 Yeah, uh ... 337 00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:26,502 I don't know. I don't want this. 338 00:18:26,504 --> 00:18:27,954 I couldn't see much. 339 00:18:27,956 --> 00:18:31,441 I didn't exactly have the best view in the orphanage. 340 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,276 Oh, but I could smell him. 341 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:36,846 Guy reeked of red meat, dishwashing detergent 342 00:18:36,848 --> 00:18:39,015 and tiger balm. 343 00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,116 Huh. 344 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,534 So, what's he saying? 345 00:18:41,536 --> 00:18:45,688 Uh, that the ... the guy, he smelled like ground chuck 346 00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:48,024 and soap suds and old-lady cream. 347 00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,993 Dean, what are you doing? 348 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,882 Oh, what are you laughing at? 349 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,218 Uh... 350 00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:05,391 Hey! 351 00:19:05,393 --> 00:19:07,376 Hey, hey! Yeah! 352 00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:09,712 You! You! 353 00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:11,397 Hey! Hey! 354 00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:13,983 Hey, hey, you! You! 355 00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:17,070 You! You! 356 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,223 Uh, Dean? 357 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:21,574 Hmm? 358 00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:23,526 I think the spell worked. 359 00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:25,495 Fact, I think it worked a little too well. 360 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,446 What? 361 00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:29,082 I think... you might be a dog. 362 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,333 What? 363 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,618 You're scratching your head. 364 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,086 You're... barking at the mailman. 365 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,070 You're playing fetch. 366 00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:36,239 I ... 367 00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:44,464 Ruh-roh. 368 00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:52,615 Yeah. No, that ... okay. 369 00:19:52,616 --> 00:19:54,783 All right. Thanks. 370 00:19:54,785 --> 00:19:57,819 So, apparently, the Inuit spell has some side effects. 371 00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,204 Oh, well, that would have been nice to know 372 00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:00,322 before I downed it! 373 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,874 What kind of side effects? 374 00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:04,660 When you mind meld with an animal, 375 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:08,413 it's... possible to start exhibiting some of its behavior. 376 00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:13,135 Don't look at me, Hoss. It ain't my fault. 377 00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:16,889 Well, how long am I gonna have the urge to... 378 00:20:16,891 --> 00:20:18,456 Sniff butts? 379 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,175 Oh, whoa. Hey. 380 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,327 I don't have the urge to sniff butts. 381 00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:23,695 Yet. 382 00:20:23,697 --> 00:20:25,797 Do you really h-have the ... 383 00:20:25,799 --> 00:20:28,267 No! Come on! 384 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:32,654 Well, Kevin doesn't know how long it'll last. 385 00:20:32,656 --> 00:20:34,973 It's not like it's an exact science, you know? 386 00:20:34,975 --> 00:20:37,526 But hopefully, when the spell wears off, 387 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:40,662 so will the side effects. 388 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,383 I wouldn't eat that if I were you. 389 00:20:44,385 --> 00:20:47,369 Chocolate? 390 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,254 Seriously. 391 00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:58,630 Where we headed? 392 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,048 Back to the shelter. 393 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,968 To sniff out more clues, 394 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,636 maybe dig up something we missed? 395 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,521 All right, one more doggy pun out of you, 396 00:21:06,523 --> 00:21:08,006 and I'm gonna have your nuts clipped. 397 00:21:08,008 --> 00:21:09,858 I hate to break it to you, Hoss. 398 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:12,811 My sack's emptier than Santa's after Christmas. 399 00:21:16,349 --> 00:21:18,233 Aw, are you kidding me? 400 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,018 Hey, dick move, pigeon! 401 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,286 Screw you, asshat. 402 00:21:21,288 --> 00:21:23,572 Did ... 403 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,040 what? 404 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,642 Wait a minute. Can I hear all animals? 405 00:21:26,644 --> 00:21:27,926 Yep. 406 00:21:27,928 --> 00:21:31,997 Animals have a universal language ... like esperanto. 407 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,883 But this one actually caught on. 408 00:21:34,885 --> 00:21:36,718 And I'm just getting started, too. 409 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,253 Brewing a real big one. Ha. 410 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,505 Bet your ride's gonna look sweet in white. 411 00:21:40,648 --> 00:21:41,614 What's he saying? 412 00:21:41,616 --> 00:21:43,683 You ... he's being a douchebag! 413 00:21:43,685 --> 00:21:45,401 Who you calling "douchebag," douchebag? 414 00:21:45,403 --> 00:21:47,453 Oh, shut it, you winged rat! 415 00:21:47,455 --> 00:21:48,571 Dude. What? 416 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:49,989 Hey. Just calm down. 417 00:21:49,991 --> 00:21:52,158 Just get in the car. 418 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,960 Ha ha. That's right, Sally. Go cry to mama. 419 00:21:53,962 --> 00:21:55,745 Oh, that's it, you son of a bitch! 420 00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:58,364 Ooh! Dean! Hey! Get in the car. 421 00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:17,767 I think it's probably best 422 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:18,901 to just leave the Colonel in the car. 423 00:22:18,903 --> 00:22:19,885 Excuse me? 424 00:22:19,887 --> 00:22:21,554 Well all the windows are open. 425 00:22:21,556 --> 00:22:23,606 You think we like that? 426 00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:25,358 "We"? 427 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,060 You think because the windows are open 428 00:22:28,062 --> 00:22:29,695 that that's some sort of a treat, huh? 429 00:22:29,697 --> 00:22:31,781 No, the dog's coming in. 430 00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:35,334 Respect. 431 00:22:54,755 --> 00:22:56,856 Yeah, baby. 432 00:22:58,309 --> 00:22:59,925 You said it. 433 00:23:01,729 --> 00:23:04,030 Dean. Yeah. 434 00:23:06,266 --> 00:23:07,366 So, what else can you tell me 435 00:23:07,368 --> 00:23:08,601 about the man with the cowboy hat? 436 00:23:08,603 --> 00:23:12,238 Honestly, I couldn't see much. Damn cataracts. 437 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,574 And you know no one's going to pay for my surgery. 438 00:23:14,576 --> 00:23:18,127 Just another casualty of the system, I guess. 439 00:23:18,129 --> 00:23:21,030 I don't belong here, you know. I'm pedigreed. 440 00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:23,382 Well, I'm sure you'll be out of here soon. 441 00:23:23,384 --> 00:23:25,885 Please. I'm 14. 442 00:23:28,088 --> 00:23:30,056 Good luck... Ma'am. 443 00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:35,127 Once a day they clean these cages. 444 00:23:35,129 --> 00:23:36,312 Once a day! 445 00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:37,963 Okay. 446 00:23:37,965 --> 00:23:39,465 A biscuit. Just one biscuit. 447 00:23:39,467 --> 00:23:43,269 I need a Raquel Welch poster and a rock hammer. 448 00:23:43,271 --> 00:23:45,471 I'm shaking the fence, boss. Still shaking the fence. 449 00:23:45,473 --> 00:23:49,575 - Over here! - I was framed! 450 00:23:49,577 --> 00:23:52,311 Any luck? Hardly. 451 00:23:52,313 --> 00:23:54,813 And I'm not getting any clues ... just a bunch of complaints. 452 00:23:54,815 --> 00:23:56,949 Hey, pretty boy. Over here. 453 00:23:56,951 --> 00:23:59,585 Yeah, uh, sorry, pal. I'm done for the day. 454 00:23:59,587 --> 00:24:01,537 But I saw everything! 455 00:24:03,457 --> 00:24:07,660 And I'll tell you, but... 456 00:24:07,662 --> 00:24:08,544 It'll cost you. 457 00:24:08,546 --> 00:24:10,162 What? Are you kidding me? 458 00:24:10,164 --> 00:24:11,881 I'm being extorted by a dog. 459 00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:13,799 Well, what do you want, huh? 460 00:24:13,801 --> 00:24:16,519 What? Beggin' strips? Snausages? 461 00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:17,670 Bitch, please. 462 00:24:17,672 --> 00:24:20,039 If I'm gonna rat someone out, 463 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,524 it's got to be worth my while. 464 00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:24,510 I want... a belly rub. 465 00:24:24,512 --> 00:24:26,862 You ... 466 00:24:26,864 --> 00:24:28,514 All right. 467 00:24:28,516 --> 00:24:29,665 Not from you, sweetie. 468 00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,817 From that big one. 469 00:24:31,819 --> 00:24:35,488 Over there. Hi! 470 00:24:35,490 --> 00:24:38,908 Ohh, a-a cowboy hat, leather pants. 471 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:41,160 The dude's a total closet case. 472 00:24:41,162 --> 00:24:43,195 Okay, what else can you tell me about the guy 473 00:24:43,197 --> 00:24:44,463 other than his outfit? 474 00:24:44,465 --> 00:24:48,000 Um, he was carrying a burlap sack for the cats. 475 00:24:48,002 --> 00:24:49,468 What does he want with the cats? 476 00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:51,470 Ooh, attaboy, yes. Hell if I know. 477 00:24:51,472 --> 00:24:54,757 But he took all of them, except for the one he ate. 478 00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:56,976 Ew. What? 479 00:24:56,978 --> 00:25:00,980 Apparently, our guy has a sweet tooth for kitty cats. 480 00:25:00,982 --> 00:25:02,398 Huh. 481 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,651 Oh. Oh, and the sack had something written on it. 482 00:25:05,653 --> 00:25:07,653 Okay, what did it say? 483 00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:11,691 Hey, come on. We had a deal. 484 00:25:11,693 --> 00:25:13,726 Well, you tell that to the tall drink. 485 00:25:13,728 --> 00:25:15,894 He's the one who stopped rubbing. 486 00:25:15,896 --> 00:25:17,029 Sam. 487 00:25:17,031 --> 00:25:18,063 Hand cramps. 488 00:25:18,065 --> 00:25:21,066 He's not talking. 489 00:25:21,068 --> 00:25:24,286 Attaboy. 490 00:25:24,288 --> 00:25:27,640 It said "Avant-Garde Cuisine." 491 00:25:27,642 --> 00:25:30,509 Lucky for you, I read French. 492 00:25:30,511 --> 00:25:32,712 That's a café on Main Street. 493 00:25:32,714 --> 00:25:34,046 "No dogs allowed." 494 00:25:34,048 --> 00:25:37,216 Well, no wonder he smelled like hamburgers and dish soap. 495 00:25:37,218 --> 00:25:38,467 We got to go downtown. 496 00:25:38,469 --> 00:25:40,586 Apparently our guy works at a restaurant. 497 00:25:40,588 --> 00:25:42,755 Whoa-oh, yeah. 498 00:25:42,757 --> 00:25:45,975 No, no, wait, wait, wait. Sure you don't want to adopt me? 499 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:47,309 No, thanks. Uh, we'll pass. 500 00:25:47,311 --> 00:25:49,428 No, I'm not above licking feet. 501 00:25:49,430 --> 00:25:51,280 Hey, big'un! Come back here! 502 00:25:51,282 --> 00:25:52,565 All right. Well... 503 00:25:52,567 --> 00:25:54,033 Hey, hold up. 504 00:25:54,035 --> 00:25:55,768 What's the matter? 505 00:25:55,770 --> 00:26:00,406 Best belly rub I ever had. 506 00:26:02,659 --> 00:26:03,993 Freedom! 507 00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:08,631 I left a surprise in there for animal control. 508 00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:11,450 I didn't peg you for a softy. 509 00:26:11,452 --> 00:26:14,086 Going home. I'm going home. Honey, I'm coming home. 510 00:26:14,088 --> 00:26:15,504 Yeah, I'm coming home. 511 00:26:15,506 --> 00:26:16,806 I'm going home! 512 00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:17,923 Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! 513 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,150 I'm sorry. 514 00:26:45,152 --> 00:26:47,753 Who can afford to be closed on Monday these days? 515 00:26:47,755 --> 00:26:49,288 A homicidal maniac? 516 00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:50,589 Yeah. 517 00:26:50,591 --> 00:26:52,291 Hey. 518 00:27:07,390 --> 00:27:10,309 Check this out. Chef Leo. 519 00:27:10,311 --> 00:27:11,644 Think he's our guy? 520 00:27:11,646 --> 00:27:13,562 It's Okie town. 521 00:27:13,564 --> 00:27:16,315 Lots of dudes wear cowboy hats. 522 00:27:25,158 --> 00:27:26,742 Whoa. 523 00:27:26,744 --> 00:27:31,747 Oxycodone, tramadol, methadone. 524 00:27:31,749 --> 00:27:33,966 Oh, guess he likes to cook comfortably numb. 525 00:27:33,968 --> 00:27:35,501 Yeah, apparently. 526 00:27:35,503 --> 00:27:37,136 Help us. 527 00:27:37,138 --> 00:27:38,871 Please, mister. Over here. 528 00:27:38,873 --> 00:27:40,172 Did you hear that? 529 00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:44,543 Sounded like little kids. 530 00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:49,849 Help. If you don't free us, the chef will eat us. 531 00:27:49,851 --> 00:27:50,866 She's not lying. 532 00:27:50,868 --> 00:27:54,186 We're in a cage! 533 00:27:57,691 --> 00:27:59,124 Eat you? 534 00:27:59,126 --> 00:28:01,277 Look in the refrigerator behind you. 535 00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:03,996 Yeah, behind you. In the fridge. 536 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,401 Hey. 537 00:28:09,403 --> 00:28:11,069 "Owl brains." 538 00:28:11,071 --> 00:28:12,421 "Cheetah liver." 539 00:28:12,423 --> 00:28:14,006 "Grizzly heart." 540 00:28:14,008 --> 00:28:18,460 Ah, a spell book. Shamanism. 541 00:28:18,462 --> 00:28:21,130 Well, what's a chef doing dabbling with witchcraft? 542 00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:22,681 It says here whatever animal organ you ingest 543 00:28:22,683 --> 00:28:26,018 with the right mix of hoo doo and spices, 544 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:28,420 you temporarily gain the power of that animal. 545 00:28:28,422 --> 00:28:32,558 So, okay, if you're munching on owl brains... 546 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,126 Your head spins around like "The Exorcist"? 547 00:28:34,128 --> 00:28:36,762 Close. Bolsters your IQ. 548 00:28:36,764 --> 00:28:40,633 Okay, eat a cheetah liver for speed, 549 00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:42,484 bear heart for strength. 550 00:28:42,486 --> 00:28:44,186 Okay, so if he's chowing down on this stuff ... 551 00:28:44,188 --> 00:28:45,137 Then it would make sense 552 00:28:45,139 --> 00:28:46,638 why he constricted the taxidermist 553 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,141 and clawed the guy at the shelter. 554 00:28:49,143 --> 00:28:51,744 Well, no offense, but why would he want to eat you guys? 555 00:28:51,746 --> 00:28:53,462 Uh, we have collapsible spines. 556 00:28:53,464 --> 00:28:54,496 We do. Promise. 557 00:28:54,498 --> 00:28:56,148 Look at this. Hmm? 558 00:28:56,150 --> 00:28:57,649 "Lion liver plus eagle heart. 559 00:28:57,651 --> 00:28:59,868 "Rattlesnake fangs plus anaconda bladder. 560 00:28:59,870 --> 00:29:01,954 Baboon brains plus black widow abdomen." 561 00:29:01,956 --> 00:29:03,856 He's mixing ingredients. 562 00:29:03,858 --> 00:29:05,174 What the hell for? 563 00:29:06,928 --> 00:29:09,061 Shoo! Quiet! 564 00:29:09,063 --> 00:29:11,180 Don't shush me! You be quiet! 565 00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:15,017 I am quite. Now. 566 00:29:34,037 --> 00:29:35,571 Who the hell are you? 567 00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:36,989 We're from the health department. 568 00:29:36,991 --> 00:29:38,523 Stopped by for an inspection. 569 00:29:38,525 --> 00:29:40,525 I wasn't aware we had one scheduled. 570 00:29:40,527 --> 00:29:43,712 Yeah, no, you wouldn't be. That's the point. 571 00:29:43,714 --> 00:29:45,464 Besides, I thought you were closed. 572 00:29:45,466 --> 00:29:47,032 We are. Chef's having a private dinner. 573 00:29:47,034 --> 00:29:50,302 In fact, he'll be here any minute. 574 00:29:50,304 --> 00:29:53,255 Oh. Well, then. In that case, kitchen's shut down. 575 00:29:53,257 --> 00:29:55,557 Shut down? Why? 576 00:29:55,559 --> 00:29:57,876 Because, uh, y-you're both in clear violation 577 00:29:57,878 --> 00:29:59,695 of penal code 8.14. 578 00:30:03,516 --> 00:30:05,484 Out. Come on. Get out. 579 00:30:05,486 --> 00:30:08,721 Both of you. We'll let you know. 580 00:30:11,024 --> 00:30:12,074 All right. 581 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:13,558 I'll take the front. You take the back. 582 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,227 Do we even know how to kill this guy? 583 00:30:15,229 --> 00:30:17,413 Well, empty one of these in his head. 584 00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:19,164 See what that does. 585 00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:55,117 Aah! 586 00:30:59,407 --> 00:31:01,773 Chameleons aren't that bad. 587 00:31:01,775 --> 00:31:03,575 Kind of taste like chicken. 588 00:31:28,752 --> 00:31:31,470 How the hell did you do that? 589 00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:34,106 D-do what? 590 00:31:34,108 --> 00:31:37,025 Don't play coy. I want to know what you are. 591 00:31:38,612 --> 00:31:42,147 Oh, screw the sharktopus. 592 00:31:43,784 --> 00:31:45,918 You're my main course. 593 00:32:06,751 --> 00:32:10,119 Why does it smell like dog in here? 594 00:32:12,923 --> 00:32:16,359 That smell's coming from you. 595 00:32:30,775 --> 00:32:34,143 All dogs should be leashed. 596 00:32:43,186 --> 00:32:45,204 What did you do to my brother? 597 00:32:46,957 --> 00:32:49,909 Your brother? 598 00:32:49,911 --> 00:32:51,961 What was your mom smoking when she had you two? 599 00:32:51,963 --> 00:32:53,746 He's fine. 600 00:32:53,748 --> 00:32:56,048 He's just taking a little cat nap before dinner. 601 00:32:56,050 --> 00:32:57,917 I've never had human heart before. 602 00:32:57,919 --> 00:32:59,018 Heard it's a bit chewy. 603 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,053 Good job I'm not a fussy eater. 604 00:33:04,141 --> 00:33:05,424 You're sick. 605 00:33:05,426 --> 00:33:08,177 Been told that once or twice. 606 00:33:08,179 --> 00:33:10,346 No, no. Not in the head. 607 00:33:10,348 --> 00:33:12,815 I, uh ... well, you are that, too, 608 00:33:12,817 --> 00:33:16,552 but I mean sick like cancer. 609 00:33:19,055 --> 00:33:22,558 Well, I guess dogs really can sniff it out. 610 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,061 Stage IV carcinoma. 611 00:33:26,063 --> 00:33:27,246 Huh. 612 00:33:27,248 --> 00:33:29,081 So that's why you're doing this. 613 00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:31,117 What happened? 614 00:33:31,119 --> 00:33:34,337 Draw the short straw, decided to break bad? 615 00:33:34,339 --> 00:33:35,838 See, when I was diagnosed, 616 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,574 I was way past standard treatment. 617 00:33:38,576 --> 00:33:40,409 No one could save me. 618 00:33:40,411 --> 00:33:42,745 But then with the help of a Pawnee shaman 619 00:33:42,747 --> 00:33:45,631 and a zoo membership, I found a cure, 620 00:33:45,633 --> 00:33:48,634 albeit a temporary one. 621 00:33:48,636 --> 00:33:50,937 Cancer always came back. 622 00:33:52,574 --> 00:33:55,107 You start experimenting with different organs, huh? 623 00:33:55,109 --> 00:33:58,611 Traded in the single serving for a combo platter. 624 00:33:58,613 --> 00:34:01,614 Well, what can I say? Combination therapy works. 625 00:34:01,616 --> 00:34:03,599 I felt stronger, 626 00:34:03,601 --> 00:34:07,486 and the effects lasted longer. 627 00:34:07,488 --> 00:34:10,990 And if you smoke a few innocent people in the process, 628 00:34:10,992 --> 00:34:14,076 well, hell, at least you felt better. 629 00:34:14,078 --> 00:34:18,214 Well, I didn't mean to kill anyone ... at first. 630 00:34:18,216 --> 00:34:24,220 But if people got in my way, they became collateral damage. 631 00:34:24,222 --> 00:34:28,557 Guess you eat enough predators, you start to become one. 632 00:34:28,559 --> 00:34:32,311 You are what you eat, right? 633 00:34:33,464 --> 00:34:34,847 Do you really think the power you hold 634 00:34:34,849 --> 00:34:36,465 over other people's lives 635 00:34:36,467 --> 00:34:39,185 can make up for what you lack in your own? 636 00:34:44,524 --> 00:34:47,660 So, dog boy, 637 00:34:47,662 --> 00:34:51,697 what do I need to eat to take you down, huh? 638 00:34:54,785 --> 00:34:58,254 You don't want to do this. 639 00:34:58,256 --> 00:35:00,623 Oh, but I do want to do this. 640 00:35:02,325 --> 00:35:06,178 See, I'm gonna kill you, work up a nice appetite, 641 00:35:06,180 --> 00:35:10,349 and then I'm gonna eat your brother. 642 00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,271 I mean, I don't know what the hell he is, 643 00:35:15,273 --> 00:35:20,276 but with healing powers like that, who cares? 644 00:35:21,528 --> 00:35:24,113 He could cure me. 645 00:35:26,817 --> 00:35:28,567 Ah. 646 00:35:30,487 --> 00:35:33,990 Dog on sort-of dog. 647 00:35:41,581 --> 00:35:43,382 Rahuraar, 648 00:35:43,384 --> 00:35:49,204 sakuriisat iisat a ti'pah kaawakit. 649 00:35:49,206 --> 00:35:51,507 'A tarahkista'u... 650 00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:55,845 a raah. 651 00:36:21,706 --> 00:36:25,725 Sorry. Wolf trumps dog. 652 00:36:25,727 --> 00:36:28,561 Maybe. But not a whole pack. 653 00:37:11,009 --> 00:37:12,459 Hey. 654 00:37:12,461 --> 00:37:15,646 For the love of God, Sammy. 655 00:37:15,648 --> 00:37:17,098 Hey, Sammy. 656 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,985 Zeke. 657 00:37:20,987 --> 00:37:22,486 Whoever the hell you are. 658 00:37:22,488 --> 00:37:24,739 Hey. Come on. 659 00:37:24,741 --> 00:37:29,276 Don't make me lick your damn face. 660 00:37:29,278 --> 00:37:30,277 Hey. 661 00:37:38,954 --> 00:37:42,039 Come on. 662 00:37:42,041 --> 00:37:44,091 When you called us about adopting him, 663 00:37:44,093 --> 00:37:45,325 we couldn't believe it. 664 00:37:45,327 --> 00:37:47,094 Aren't you the sweetest? 665 00:37:47,096 --> 00:37:48,462 Ugh. Back off, tofu-breath. 666 00:37:48,464 --> 00:37:51,331 Oh, you must be starving. 667 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:55,219 Lucky for you, I baked some vegan doggy cupcakes. 668 00:38:00,643 --> 00:38:03,811 I'm gonna be pooping wheatgrass with these two. 669 00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:06,346 Look, I know they're hippie freaks, 670 00:38:06,348 --> 00:38:07,648 but they're gonna give you a good home ... 671 00:38:07,650 --> 00:38:08,849 one that you deserve. 672 00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:10,785 Yeah, yeah. 673 00:38:10,787 --> 00:38:13,487 Wish we could take you on the road with us, 674 00:38:13,489 --> 00:38:16,307 but it's no life for a dog. 675 00:38:16,309 --> 00:38:18,959 Don't sweat it. I get carsick anyway. 676 00:38:18,961 --> 00:38:21,128 I was afraid to tell you earlier, 677 00:38:21,130 --> 00:38:22,580 but I barfed in your backseat. 678 00:38:22,582 --> 00:38:24,832 You... 679 00:38:24,834 --> 00:38:26,717 What? 680 00:38:30,056 --> 00:38:31,538 I'm gonna miss you, buddy. 681 00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:33,424 I'll miss you, too. 682 00:38:33,426 --> 00:38:35,810 And by the way, as an honorary dog, 683 00:38:35,812 --> 00:38:37,544 there's something you should know. 684 00:38:37,546 --> 00:38:40,014 Dog's aren't really man's best friend. 685 00:38:40,016 --> 00:38:41,932 What are you talking about? 686 00:38:41,934 --> 00:38:44,018 I know it sounds like a conspiracy theory, 687 00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:46,237 but the real reason we were put here was to... 688 00:38:48,608 --> 00:38:51,408 Put here to do what? 689 00:38:52,829 --> 00:38:56,080 Oh, you got to be kidding me. 690 00:38:56,082 --> 00:38:58,449 Oh, now the spell wears off? 691 00:39:04,172 --> 00:39:06,173 Okay. 692 00:39:12,147 --> 00:39:14,115 How did it go? 693 00:39:14,117 --> 00:39:18,302 Well, bad news is I'm gonna miss the flea bag. 694 00:39:18,304 --> 00:39:19,854 Good news is 695 00:39:19,856 --> 00:39:22,256 it looks like the spell is finally wearing off. 696 00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,810 You okay? 697 00:39:25,812 --> 00:39:28,595 The Stetson man got you pretty good. 698 00:39:28,597 --> 00:39:29,697 Yeah, I'm fine. 699 00:39:29,699 --> 00:39:32,432 I-I just, uh... 700 00:39:32,434 --> 00:39:34,768 I can't stop thinking about what he said. 701 00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:36,237 Oh, come on, Sammy. 702 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,205 Guy was out of his freaking gourd. 703 00:39:38,207 --> 00:39:42,710 Yeah, but, I mean, why ... why would he ask that? 704 00:39:42,712 --> 00:39:44,745 Why ... why did he want to know what I was? 705 00:39:44,747 --> 00:39:47,581 Who the hell knows? 706 00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:49,884 He was all jacked up on juice, you know? 707 00:39:49,886 --> 00:39:52,419 He was possessed by ... by something he couldn't control. 708 00:39:52,421 --> 00:39:54,622 It was... 709 00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:01,462 It was just a matter of time 710 00:40:01,464 --> 00:40:04,398 before it completely took over. 711 00:40:06,301 --> 00:40:09,803 You can't reason with crazy, right? 712 00:40:09,805 --> 00:40:12,306 I don't know. 713 00:40:12,308 --> 00:40:14,441 Well, I do. 714 00:40:14,443 --> 00:40:17,144 Trust me, Sam. You got nothing to worry about. 715 00:40:32,568 --> 00:40:37,568 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man