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Ed and Harry ...
the Ghostfacers.

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What the hell
are you doing here?

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Uh,
we belong here.

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We're professionals.

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Professional what?

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Paranormal investigators.

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This stuff right here ... this
is our ticket to the big time ...

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Fame, money, sex...

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with girls.

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We are family.

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Everything that has ever
gone wrong between us

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has been
because we're family.

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So, what?
We're not family now?

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I'm saying you want to work,
let's work.

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You said that you wanted to
keep things strictly business.

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I wanted to keep things
strictly business between us.

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About what you said
the other day...

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I thought
it didn't bother you.

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I may not think things
all the way through,

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but what I do, I do
because it's the right thing.

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You didn't save me
for me.

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You did it for you.

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Mom?

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Mom, are you home?

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911.
What is your emergency?

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There's someone
in my room.

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What is your location?

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Can you give us
a location, ma'am?

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Are you still there?

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Ma'am, please do not
hang up.

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I've begun tracing your call,

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but I need you to stay
on the line for me.

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Stay on the line.

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We'll send out an officer...

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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All right.
I'll be back.

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Wait.

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Where you headed?

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Washington.
I caught a case.

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You want me to come with?

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Do you want to come?

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On a hunt?

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Why wouldn't I?

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I don't know, man.

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'Cause lately with you,
up is down

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and down is sideways,
you know?

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I-I ... I don't know
what you want.

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Okay. You want in?

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Fine.

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Sure thing.

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Photo leaked
from the crime scene.

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Girl was murdered
in her room,

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doors were locked,
the windows were locked.

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Who's the wallflower?

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Exactly.

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Best guest ...
ghost caught on film.

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So, you're coming.

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Does it look
like I'm staying?

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I scrubbed for hours.

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I'll have to rip up
the carpet.

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My daughter, Casey...

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She picked out
the color herself.

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We're... very sorry
for your loss, Mrs. Miles.

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You mentioned Casey
had no known enemies.

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What about at home?

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Anything unusual
you may have noticed?

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Uh... Electricity acting up
or lights... flickering,

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TV on the Fritz?

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No, no fritzing.

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No cold spots, either.

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Sorry.
Out of curiosity, uh...

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Why do you mention
cold spots?

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I'm sorry.
That must sound strange, but...

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it's been three days since...

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And the police
have found nothing.

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I'd h...
I'd have to sell my house

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to afford a private
investigator,

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so when
the Supernaturalists called ...

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Whoa, uh, sorry, the...

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Um...
Supernaturalists?

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I know to the FBI
it's not exactly orthodox.

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But these men had answers
that no one else had, and I ...

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I owe it to Casey...

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to listen.

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Now, they ... they brought up
cold spots in relation to...?

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Signs of the paranormal,
I suppose.

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They're coming by today
to take a look.

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And did these Supernaturalists
give you a name?

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Son of a bitch.

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Oh, wow, look.
We got two more followers.

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Mm.

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Yeah. Harry,

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I think it's from
that library interview we did.

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Nice.

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Hey, pal.

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Hmm?

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What did Dana post?

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No, it's just ...
she changed her profile pic,

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and it's cropped,

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but you can clearly see
a guy's arm around her.

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And she's smiling
like the dickens.

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Yeah.

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Uh, it ...
it could a platonic...

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arm that's touching her.

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Ah, the Winchesters.
Yay.

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Says nobody.
Ever.

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All right, shut up and listen.
This is how it's gonna go.

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You two clowns
are gonna get into

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that mystery machine outside,
and you're gonna leave town

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or I'm gonna put holes
in your knees.

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Can I get you guys
anything? Something, uh...

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Uh, we're ready
for the bill.

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Hey.

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There's still crud
on this plate.

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Now, hit the sinks
and do it right.

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Sorry, Trey.

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Ahh, first of all,

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you guys
don't scare us.

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Not at all.

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Say, "hola"
to my little pistola.

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Am I supposed to be impressed
with that treasure trail

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or the lady gun you got hiding
in your, uh, pants there?

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Uh... Both?

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Look, whether you like it
or not,

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we are handling
this situation.

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Yup.
Really?

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Mm-hmm.

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'Cause I see
a couple of fame whores

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who are pointing their camera
at a mom who just lost her kid.

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Guys,
we are investigators,

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and we have
every right ...

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No. No, you don't.
You know why?

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'Cause you're just gonna get
in our way.

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Or you're gonna get
somebody else killed.

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That's right. So, you can
either walk out of here...

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or crawl.
Up to you.

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Oh, my God, Menudo.
Will you guys relax?

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We know what we're going.

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Yup.
Really?

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And what about the rest
of the Bad News Bears, huh?

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Where's the ...
where's the fat one?

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And ... and the girl?
There was a girl, right?

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They ... we dropped them. They were ...
they were dead weight.

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Well, t-they're still alive.
They're ... no, they're totally alive.

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I see. So, it's just the,
uh, the dumpy duo, then.

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Well, that's great.

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So, here's the deal.
A ghost...

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Will land you two dead
in five seconds flat.

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A ghost?

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Oh.

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They think it's a ghost.

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It's so not a ghost.
No.

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Okay. We'll bite.

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What do you think it is?

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Can I ...
can I do it this time?

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You got it.
Okay.

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I've waited all my life for this.

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Amazon me, bitches.

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I will shoot you...

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Bitches.

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Like we were saying, you were
just going, right? Great.

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Good talk.

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50 shades
of way too much protein.

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Uh... Dean?

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Yeah?

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Ed and Harry wrote a book.

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What?
Yeah.

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Uh,
"The Skinny on Thinman",

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by America's foremost
Supernaturalists.

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What the hell's a Thinman?

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I don't know. Um...

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Whoa.
Check that out, though.

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That does
kind of look like

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whatever was behind
Casey Miles, right?

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Or Garth if somebody
shaved his face off.

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Big whoop.

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Here we go.
Uh, "Thinman ...

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"an urban legend started
on the world wide web ...

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"lurks in the background
of his victims' lives

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until he's ready
to kill them."

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Yeah, because everything started
on the Internet is true.

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Like, uh, oh, the shark
attacking a helicopter ...

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they write the book
on that one, too?

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Dude, real or not,

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thousands of people
have posted to the site.

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It's like Thinman is
the new Bigfoot or something.

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Or Thinman is just a ghost
with a brand name.

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You saying that
'cause you really think

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it's a ghost or because
you don't like the Ghostfacers?

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Hey, don't forget ...
we hit EMF in Casey's room.

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Right, but the house was
next door to power lines,

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which can affect the read.

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A girl died
in a locked room, Sam ...

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spells "ghost"
right there.

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Maybe it got in there
before it was locked up.

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Who knows, Dean?

197
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But how can people all over
the world see the same ghost?

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Spirits don't exactly
hop around.

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I know that.

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But right now, the veil is
all kinds of screwed, okay?

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Ghosts could be
popping up anywhere.

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Yeah, but, Dean,
Thinman sightings

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date back a couple years.

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The veil's only been a problem
for, what, the last six months?

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Well, you know, people still see
Elvis all over the damn place.

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Look, all I'm saying
is those douchewheels

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ain't experts on crap.

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00:10:00,538 --> 00:10:01,837
What are you doing?

209
00:10:01,839 --> 00:10:03,338
I'm checking the local deaths

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to see if there's any candidates
for ghosts.

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The closet ... the setting
of the sunset of Casey's life.

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Harry.

213
00:10:19,356 --> 00:10:19,996
Yeah.

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00:10:19,997 --> 00:10:21,670
Come on, man,
would you please stop

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00:10:21,671 --> 00:10:23,627
Facebook stalking
your ex-girlfriend?

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00:10:23,652 --> 00:10:25,612
I was right.
Hmm.

217
00:10:25,613 --> 00:10:29,615
She changed her relationship
status to "it's complicated."

218
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What does that
even mean?

219
00:10:31,596 --> 00:10:33,162
Who cares?
You broke up with her.

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Everything about that girl
is complicated.

221
00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,516
Okay, I mean,
she gets the cream puffs,

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she tells you
to take out the filling.

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They're just puffs.

224
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Yeah, that was
some pretty messed-up stuff.

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Mm-hmm.

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Uh, okay.
I'm ... I'm sorry.

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Mm. Okay.

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I'm good.

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Okay?
Back on game. Yeah.

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We're so close
to finding Thinman, Ed.

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Mm-hmm.
I can smell him.

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I can smell his musk.

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00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:03,826
Mm-hmm.

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00:11:05,996 --> 00:11:08,214
Closer than ever.

235
00:11:08,216 --> 00:11:10,866
This is really serious, Harry.
Yeah.

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00:11:10,868 --> 00:11:12,752
I mean, the Winchesters
are here, and, you know,

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I don't want my knees blown off
by Sam and Dean.

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00:11:16,374 --> 00:11:18,675
Have you ever thought
that we might just,

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you know, bail on this?

240
00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:22,729
What?

241
00:11:22,731 --> 00:11:25,214
What the ... what the hell
is wrong with you?

242
00:11:25,216 --> 00:11:28,050
We can't let those
jockstraps steal our glory.

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00:11:28,052 --> 00:11:30,770
No one cares what they think.
They don't even have a Twitter.

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00:11:30,772 --> 00:11:36,109
We're gonna find Thinman, Ed,
for our families, for Dana.

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00:11:36,111 --> 00:11:40,363
Oh, so, it's about
your ex eating her words?

246
00:11:40,365 --> 00:11:43,700
It's about making
all the haters eat their words.

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Maggie and Spruce ...
the just ... deserters.

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They want
to lead a "normal life".

249
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I mean, what is that?

250
00:11:50,074 --> 00:11:51,257
Screw them.
Screw them.

251
00:11:51,259 --> 00:11:52,575
Right?

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00:11:52,577 --> 00:11:54,844
When we find Thinman,
are they gonna be on "Dr. Phil".

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00:11:54,846 --> 00:11:55,762
No.

254
00:11:55,764 --> 00:11:56,879
We're gonna be
on "Dr. Phil."

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00:11:56,881 --> 00:11:58,464
Hell, yeah.
Press "record," buddy.

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You got it.

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00:12:03,721 --> 00:12:04,637
Wait for it.

258
00:12:04,639 --> 00:12:05,921
You ready?
Yep.

259
00:12:07,307 --> 00:12:10,610
The bedroom of a teenage girl
is meant for two things ...

260
00:12:10,612 --> 00:12:12,945
giggles and joy.

261
00:12:12,947 --> 00:12:19,485
Until one night, Thinman
turned the giggles into blood.

262
00:12:19,487 --> 00:12:22,622
Oh!
You are so money right now.

263
00:12:22,624 --> 00:12:24,207
You like that?
This is good stuff.

264
00:12:24,209 --> 00:12:27,276
And it's gonna pay off
in ladies, Ed ... lots of ladies.

265
00:12:27,278 --> 00:12:29,879
We're gonna need ...
we're gonna need snorkels,

266
00:12:29,881 --> 00:12:32,248
'cause we're gonna be
swimming around in so much ...

267
00:12:33,451 --> 00:12:36,469
Thought you boys
might be thirsty.

268
00:12:38,472 --> 00:12:40,790
Please.
That sounds delicious.

269
00:12:42,426 --> 00:12:44,677
Okay. All right,
over the past six months,

270
00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:47,079
there have been three
unnatural deaths in Springdale,

271
00:12:47,081 --> 00:12:48,815
none of them connected
to Casey Miles,

272
00:12:48,817 --> 00:12:50,149
and none of them
violent.

273
00:12:50,151 --> 00:12:53,436
Okay, that's not exactly
a recipe for a vengeful spirit.

274
00:12:53,438 --> 00:12:56,472
There have been
a bunch of unexplained deaths

275
00:12:56,474 --> 00:12:57,640
pinned on Thinman.

276
00:12:57,642 --> 00:12:59,759
Um, a vic dies,
then, a couple weeks later,

277
00:12:59,761 --> 00:13:02,612
a photo pops up of the vic
with Thinman photobombing.

278
00:13:02,614 --> 00:13:04,413
So, Thinman's
stalking folks?

279
00:13:04,415 --> 00:13:05,665
According to the lore.

280
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:06,933
According to the idiots.

281
00:13:06,935 --> 00:13:08,984
How come none of these
vics pinged our radar?

282
00:13:08,986 --> 00:13:10,586
I'm pretty sure
the mysterious deaths

283
00:13:10,588 --> 00:13:13,189
can be chalked up
to non-supernatural causes.

284
00:13:13,191 --> 00:13:14,490
That and, honestly,

285
00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:18,010
most of these photos
look pretty fake.

286
00:13:18,012 --> 00:13:19,262
Even Casey's?

287
00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:20,296
Except Casey's.

288
00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:23,049
Casey's photo...
wasn't doctored.

289
00:13:23,051 --> 00:13:27,353
Whatever was behind her...
Was really there.

290
00:13:27,355 --> 00:13:29,305
Okay, well,
that doesn't make any sense.

291
00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:30,857
I mean,
how could something be

292
00:13:30,859 --> 00:13:32,725
both real and fake
at the same time?

293
00:13:32,727 --> 00:13:37,563
Well, a girl is dead, and that's
about as real as it gets.

294
00:13:40,016 --> 00:13:42,869
All right, so,
the last thing she did

295
00:13:42,871 --> 00:13:45,521
was she took a photo
on her phone.

296
00:13:45,523 --> 00:13:47,790
How did that photo
end up online?

297
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:48,958
No clue.

298
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,194
It was originally posted
to a Thinman fan forum,

299
00:13:52,196 --> 00:13:53,696
but the I.P. address
was blocked.

300
00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:56,031
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
This thing has fans?

301
00:13:57,801 --> 00:13:59,802
Of course it does.

302
00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:02,221
Okay, well, then somebody wanted
this photo on the Internet,

303
00:14:02,223 --> 00:14:05,725
and I'm guessing that the ghost
didn't hop online to post it.

304
00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:11,981
Is the, uh,
sheriff around?

305
00:14:11,983 --> 00:14:13,449
There's a couple questions
we'd like to ask him.

306
00:14:13,451 --> 00:14:14,600
Uh,
sorry to disappoint.

307
00:14:14,602 --> 00:14:15,985
Sheriff's
on a hunting trip.

308
00:14:15,987 --> 00:14:18,721
But, uh, I appreciate
you agents being here.

309
00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:20,389
I could use
all the help I can get.

310
00:14:20,391 --> 00:14:22,608
Wait a second. Was this cracked
when you found it?

311
00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:24,544
Yeah, man.
Maybe she dropped it?

312
00:14:24,546 --> 00:14:26,779
911 call
went dead at 11:59.

313
00:14:26,781 --> 00:14:28,731
Wait, what time
was the photo posted?

314
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:29,782
Around 2:00 a.m.

315
00:14:29,784 --> 00:14:31,667
But the coroner has
the death at midnight.

316
00:14:31,669 --> 00:14:33,219
How could she have posted
the photo from her phone?

317
00:14:33,221 --> 00:14:34,370
That ...
that's impossible.

318
00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:37,256
Or... supernatural.

319
00:14:37,258 --> 00:14:38,541
What?

320
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:40,259
Why would you
say that?

321
00:14:40,261 --> 00:14:42,295
A couple fellas came by,
uh, asking questions

322
00:14:42,297 --> 00:14:43,262
about the girl's death,

323
00:14:43,264 --> 00:14:44,764
suggested they might
be able to help.

324
00:14:44,766 --> 00:14:47,550
They, uh, gave me a book
they wrote about, um...

325
00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:49,435
Thinman?

326
00:14:49,437 --> 00:14:50,887
Yeah.

327
00:14:52,773 --> 00:14:54,674
Just...

328
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:57,577
Not a fan?

329
00:16:09,476 --> 00:16:11,811
Agents,
thanks for coming.

330
00:16:11,813 --> 00:16:15,064
What are these
two crapshoots doing here?

331
00:16:17,951 --> 00:16:21,454
I figured it wouldn't hurt to go
a little "medium," you know?

332
00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:27,427
Uh... two counties over,
folks were combing the place

333
00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:29,712
for a poor little dead boy
back in August.

334
00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:32,515
The cops let a psychic
do her thing.

335
00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:35,018
Shish, bang, boom ...
found a body a day later.

336
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,886
Uh-huh. Excuse me.

337
00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:38,388
Is there any, uh,
security-cam footage.

338
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:40,523
Uh, yeah, just...

339
00:16:40,525 --> 00:16:42,007
Hey.

340
00:16:42,009 --> 00:16:43,359
Aah!
Aah!

341
00:16:44,645 --> 00:16:46,112
I thought
I told you to beat it.

342
00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:50,033
Oh, well, what are you gonna do.
You gonna out me, "agent"?

343
00:16:52,152 --> 00:16:55,038
Okay, look, playing paparazzi
at a crime scene ...

344
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,156
who does that help
but yourselves?

345
00:16:57,158 --> 00:16:59,992
The bloggers, Dean,
the believers ...

346
00:16:59,994 --> 00:17:02,027
everyone who needs
just a little proof

347
00:17:02,029 --> 00:17:04,797
to know that Thinman
is out there.

348
00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:06,749
Wait, so, you're saying
there's a lot of folks online

349
00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:08,301
that are pretty die-hard
about this thing?

350
00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:10,336
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

351
00:17:10,338 --> 00:17:12,338
You throw the right
Tibetan symbol into the mix,

352
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:13,890
you dumb asses ever think

353
00:17:13,892 --> 00:17:16,392
the Thinman comes to life
as a Tulpa?

354
00:17:16,394 --> 00:17:17,927
Because
thousands of people

355
00:17:17,929 --> 00:17:20,379
can agree that Thinman
is any one thing?

356
00:17:21,682 --> 00:17:23,733
The lore changes
blog to blog.

357
00:17:23,735 --> 00:17:25,217
He's not a Tulpa.

358
00:17:25,219 --> 00:17:27,553
Okay, all right.
All right.

359
00:17:27,555 --> 00:17:29,188
Right here, right now,
cut the crap.

360
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:31,941
Do either of you actually
know what Thinman is?

361
00:17:31,943 --> 00:17:35,561
No. We just play
Supernaturalists on TV.

362
00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:38,915
We have no idea
what we're doing.

363
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:41,250
Of course we do.

364
00:17:41,252 --> 00:17:46,672
Thinman, is part man,
part tree.

365
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,925
Some people believe
that he emerged

366
00:17:48,927 --> 00:17:51,744
from the nightmare
of an autistic boy.

367
00:17:51,746 --> 00:17:53,679
All right,
so you have no idea.

368
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,765
Fellas,
you want to see this.

369
00:18:00,137 --> 00:18:03,372
All right,
check it out.

370
00:18:08,428 --> 00:18:09,762
- Whoa.
- Whoa.

371
00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:12,565
All right,
so, how did he jump

372
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:13,900
from the parking lot
to the diner.

373
00:18:13,902 --> 00:18:15,268
The doors were locked?

374
00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:18,037
The footage shows Trey
locked them 10 minutes before.

375
00:18:18,039 --> 00:18:19,489
Locked, not locked,
it doesn't matter.

376
00:18:19,491 --> 00:18:21,324
Everyone knows
Thinman can teleport.

377
00:18:21,326 --> 00:18:23,943
I didn't even
get a blip on my EMF.

378
00:18:23,945 --> 00:18:25,495
So, maybe
it's not a ghost.

379
00:18:25,497 --> 00:18:27,547
You Feds believers now?

380
00:18:27,549 --> 00:18:31,083
Okay, uh...
We're gonna go.

381
00:18:31,085 --> 00:18:34,286
- Uh, good work, deputy, agent.
- Let's go. Let's go, man.

382
00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:36,789
See it again.

383
00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:49,101
Holy wow.

384
00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:50,937
Someone posted
the diner footage of Thinman

385
00:18:50,939 --> 00:18:52,522
in the comments section
of our blog.

386
00:18:52,524 --> 00:18:54,240
Who?
Who cares?

387
00:18:54,242 --> 00:18:57,326
Maintain
current velocity.

388
00:18:59,981 --> 00:19:03,332
Hey, wh-why are you
putting your ninja outfit on?

389
00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:06,335
I'm not gonna wait
for someone else to die.

390
00:19:06,337 --> 00:19:09,505
I'm gonna
find Thinman tonight.

391
00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:11,490
Where?
The woods, obvi.

392
00:19:11,492 --> 00:19:12,758
Uh, that's
kind of general.

393
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,494
Well, the lore says that
Thinman hangs out by trees,

394
00:19:15,496 --> 00:19:17,964
and the woods
is where trees hang out.

395
00:19:17,966 --> 00:19:22,268
Two kills in town ...
local woods is the best bet.

396
00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:24,670
Two people are dead ...
really dead.

397
00:19:24,672 --> 00:19:27,306
And I just keep thinking
that, you know,

398
00:19:27,308 --> 00:19:30,526
maybe Sam and Dean
should just take over.

399
00:19:31,895 --> 00:19:34,346
First of all, hell no.

400
00:19:34,348 --> 00:19:36,532
And ... and quit raining
on my rainbow.

401
00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:38,150
Rainbows can't happen
without rain.

402
00:19:38,152 --> 00:19:39,685
Don't try to use
science with me.

403
00:19:39,687 --> 00:19:42,187
This is
about a-a feeling.

404
00:19:42,189 --> 00:19:43,990
And we can't quit
when we're so close

405
00:19:43,992 --> 00:19:45,875
to finding Thinman
and finally making up

406
00:19:45,877 --> 00:19:48,077
for everything we've lost
because of... what we do.

407
00:19:48,079 --> 00:19:50,079
Okay, it wouldn't be the worst
idea, though, you know,

408
00:19:50,081 --> 00:19:52,248
if we leave it
to the professionals.

409
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:56,419
We are
the professionals, Ed.

410
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,706
So, the woods?

411
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:03,759
Any woods, Ed.
Any woods.

412
00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:05,928
Okay.

413
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:09,181
Just grasping at straws here,
but when I think "teleport,"

414
00:20:09,183 --> 00:20:11,567
I think
"Crossroads Demon."

415
00:20:11,569 --> 00:20:12,768
Mm.

416
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:17,890
Demon that likes to stab
and watch YouTube. Why not?

417
00:20:17,892 --> 00:20:19,909
Oh, by the way, speaking
of which,

418
00:20:19,911 --> 00:20:23,095
the video of,
uh, Trey getting knifed ...

419
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,498
it's already online.

420
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,066
It has, like,
2,000 views.

421
00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:30,036
It's like somebody wants people
to see Thinman in action.

422
00:20:30,038 --> 00:20:32,838
It's 'cause people will watch,
'cause people are sick.

423
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,125
And when did "viral" go
from that baby chimp

424
00:20:36,127 --> 00:20:39,912
falling out of a tree
to killer "Candid Camera"?

425
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,433
You know what video would have
gone viral, if we still had it?

426
00:20:44,435 --> 00:20:46,919
When you were five
and you got dressed up as Batman

427
00:20:46,921 --> 00:20:48,220
and you jumped off the shed

428
00:20:48,222 --> 00:20:49,689
'cause you thought
you could fly.

429
00:20:49,691 --> 00:20:51,057
After
you jumped first.

430
00:20:51,059 --> 00:20:53,359
Hey, I was nine, and I was
dressed up like superman, okay?

431
00:20:53,361 --> 00:20:54,560
Everybody knows
that Batman can't fly.

432
00:20:54,562 --> 00:20:55,928
Well, I didn't know that.
I broke my arm.

433
00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:57,113
I know you did.

434
00:20:57,115 --> 00:21:01,117
Man, I drove you to the E.R.
on my handlebars.

435
00:21:02,954 --> 00:21:05,321
Well, good times.

436
00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:20,619
Yeah, they were.

437
00:21:25,809 --> 00:21:28,144
Come on in.

438
00:21:29,295 --> 00:21:31,013
I got to tell you guys
something important,

439
00:21:31,015 --> 00:21:33,265
and then the case is yours.

440
00:21:36,987 --> 00:21:40,823
Harry here, solo Ghostfacer,

441
00:21:40,825 --> 00:21:45,745
investigating a possible
Thinman habitat...

442
00:21:45,747 --> 00:21:48,914
in the woods.

443
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:55,087
All alone, deep in the woods,
a man could lose his marbles

444
00:21:55,089 --> 00:21:58,674
being so close
to the blade of doom.

445
00:21:58,676 --> 00:22:05,181
Lucky for us,
I'm really good at marbles.

446
00:22:05,183 --> 00:22:07,967
All right, either you bleed
Ghostfacers red or you don't.

447
00:22:07,969 --> 00:22:09,668
If Spruce wanted to start
a startup

448
00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:11,354
and Maggie's heart
was in the roller derby,

449
00:22:11,356 --> 00:22:12,638
who am I to stop them?

450
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,940
But Harry ... I-I couldn't
let him give in to his girl.

451
00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:16,675
I mean, she ... she called
the Ghostfacers stupid.

452
00:22:16,677 --> 00:22:18,844
Stupid! Can you ...
can you believe that?

453
00:22:18,846 --> 00:22:19,945
You know, I-I don't care

454
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:21,614
how much money
her daddy's hedge fund has.

455
00:22:21,616 --> 00:22:24,033
I just couldn't watch Harry
become a corporate stooge.

456
00:22:24,035 --> 00:22:26,518
Okay, this all sounds like
sad times at Bitchmont High.

457
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,404
What does this
have to do with the case?

458
00:22:28,406 --> 00:22:29,521
Harry was gonna leave,

459
00:22:29,523 --> 00:22:31,874
so I needed to give him
a reason to stay.

460
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,546
I-I made up Thinman.

461
00:22:41,968 --> 00:22:44,637
Thinman stalks his victims,

462
00:22:44,639 --> 00:22:47,556
but the tables have turned,
my friends.

463
00:22:47,558 --> 00:22:51,427
The stalker is now the stalkee.

464
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,548
So you're saying that
this crap is actually crap?

465
00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:59,435
One old photo of a butler,
a lot of Photoshop later,

466
00:22:59,437 --> 00:23:02,605
and I posted on one of those
horror forums under "anonymous".

467
00:23:02,607 --> 00:23:04,156
And it blew up.
Yeah.

468
00:23:04,158 --> 00:23:07,743
I only faked one case for us, and
then we're packing up to go home

469
00:23:07,745 --> 00:23:09,995
when somebody posted
a sighting of Thinman,

470
00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:12,564
so... we went after it,
and that's how the Thinman

471
00:23:12,566 --> 00:23:14,533
became
a crowdsourced legend.

472
00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:19,088
Look, we were
at the front of it.

473
00:23:19,090 --> 00:23:20,673
It felt like something.

474
00:23:20,675 --> 00:23:23,008
It ... it was so awesome
to have a following,

475
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:25,561
and Harry ... he was just ...
he was so into it.

476
00:23:25,563 --> 00:23:27,763
Ed,
you have to tell him.

477
00:23:27,765 --> 00:23:28,747
You don't get it.

478
00:23:28,749 --> 00:23:30,132
We were
the Thinman guys.

479
00:23:30,134 --> 00:23:31,750
Without the Thinman,
we're just... guys ...

480
00:23:31,752 --> 00:23:34,637
just ...
we're just puffs.

481
00:23:34,639 --> 00:23:35,971
What?

482
00:23:35,973 --> 00:23:37,256
What?

483
00:23:37,258 --> 00:23:41,927
If I tell Harry, he's gonna
leave the Ghostfacers.

484
00:23:41,929 --> 00:23:44,447
Listen, if you don't tell him,
he's gonna leave anyway.

485
00:23:44,449 --> 00:23:45,564
Trust me here.

486
00:23:45,566 --> 00:23:48,818
Secrets
ruin relationships.

487
00:23:52,105 --> 00:23:56,575
Okay, well, I'll just tell him
when the time is right.

488
00:23:56,577 --> 00:23:58,627
Time's right now,
chief.

489
00:23:58,629 --> 00:24:01,297
Well, he's ...
he's not here.

490
00:24:01,299 --> 00:24:03,632
Uh, he's ...
he's out in the woods,

491
00:24:03,634 --> 00:24:05,784
uh, searching
for Thinman.

492
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,588
Okay, because Thinman, or
whatever the hell this thing is,

493
00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:12,892
has killed two people, and now
Harry is in the woods alone.

494
00:24:12,894 --> 00:24:15,978
Well, actually,
it's more like "wood," um,

495
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:19,565
'cause I dropped him off by some trees
behind a grocery store.

496
00:24:21,467 --> 00:24:24,636
Guys, come on.
He's gonna be fine.

497
00:24:24,638 --> 00:24:26,689
Guys?

498
00:24:26,691 --> 00:24:29,074
All right, what we have
here is a, uh, it's a ...

499
00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:30,809
it looks like a formation

500
00:24:30,811 --> 00:24:35,114
of sticks
in the shape of a pile.

501
00:24:35,116 --> 00:24:37,449
Could have been
left here for us by Thinman.

502
00:24:37,451 --> 00:24:39,818
What was that?

503
00:24:44,824 --> 00:24:46,592
Oh!

504
00:24:46,594 --> 00:24:49,328
Oh, my God.

505
00:24:49,330 --> 00:24:51,997
Oh, my God.

506
00:24:51,999 --> 00:24:55,500
Oh, my God.

507
00:24:55,502 --> 00:24:59,438
We are not alone.

508
00:25:42,813 --> 00:25:43,980
Too tight?

509
00:25:43,982 --> 00:25:46,249
Nope. No, I'm good.
I'm good.

510
00:25:46,251 --> 00:25:47,483
Yeah?
I'm good. All right.

511
00:25:47,485 --> 00:25:48,802
I think I'm just gonna
have to staple it

512
00:25:48,804 --> 00:25:50,787
when we get back
to the motel.

513
00:25:50,789 --> 00:25:52,922
We were right, Ed!
Thinman's real.

514
00:25:52,924 --> 00:25:53,424
Yeah.

515
00:25:53,430 --> 00:25:55,209
Some fresh tires tracks
back over there.

516
00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:56,926
I took some photos.
What for?

517
00:25:56,928 --> 00:25:59,312
Because that car might belong
to whoever knifed you.

518
00:25:59,314 --> 00:26:01,214
Well, whoever cut me
was Thinman,

519
00:26:01,216 --> 00:26:02,432
and Thinman doesn't drive.

520
00:26:02,434 --> 00:26:05,435
It was Thinman, jackass!

521
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,355
I mean, I shouldn't have to
connect the dots for you guys.

522
00:26:09,357 --> 00:26:11,841
I figured, you know, you're
both intelligent, m-maybe.

523
00:26:11,843 --> 00:26:14,110
Um, Harry.

524
00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:15,462
What?

525
00:26:15,464 --> 00:26:18,898
Why didn't you tell me
that before?

526
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:20,500
Because ...
I-I don't know ...

527
00:26:20,502 --> 00:26:22,335
I thought you were
gonna get mad.

528
00:26:22,337 --> 00:26:23,736
Oh, good guess, Ed.

529
00:26:23,738 --> 00:26:25,405
I am mad.

530
00:26:25,407 --> 00:26:28,141
I'm really, really mad
at you right now.

531
00:26:28,143 --> 00:26:29,709
I-I can see that.

532
00:26:29,711 --> 00:26:32,495
You crashed the Jenga Tower
of our lives.

533
00:26:33,881 --> 00:26:35,381
I was gonna get married.

534
00:26:35,383 --> 00:26:39,102
I left her to run around
with you, living some lie.

535
00:26:39,104 --> 00:26:40,487
Well, at least we were
living it together.

536
00:26:40,489 --> 00:26:43,223
Seriously?
Seriously?

537
00:26:43,225 --> 00:26:45,475
If I hadn't struck gold
with Thinman,

538
00:26:45,477 --> 00:26:47,677
you'd be doing a boring job,
doing boring numbers,

539
00:26:47,679 --> 00:26:49,062
answering to Dana's dad.

540
00:26:49,064 --> 00:26:50,563
Okay? I saved you, bud.

541
00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:52,599
Saved me? From what?

542
00:26:52,601 --> 00:26:55,185
From living a nice life?

543
00:26:55,187 --> 00:26:57,386
From not getting stabbed?

544
00:26:57,388 --> 00:26:58,888
How selfish can you be?

545
00:26:58,890 --> 00:27:00,223
Well, maybe it's
not too late, you know?

546
00:27:00,225 --> 00:27:01,524
You could
call her and see.

547
00:27:01,526 --> 00:27:03,493
That's not gonna work.
Well, maybe ... maybe it will.

548
00:27:03,495 --> 00:27:05,111
No, it's not.
You want to know why?

549
00:27:05,113 --> 00:27:07,280
'Cause she's got some guy's arm
wrapped around her neck,

550
00:27:07,282 --> 00:27:09,916
and it's "complicated",
okay?

551
00:27:09,918 --> 00:27:11,868
Look, Harry, we didn't know
from the start

552
00:27:11,870 --> 00:27:13,336
if Thinman
was real or not.

553
00:27:13,338 --> 00:27:16,906
I ... okay, look, maybe I had
some inside knowledge,

554
00:27:16,908 --> 00:27:18,675
okay, but does it
really make a difference

555
00:27:18,677 --> 00:27:20,126
if we keep it going
for the fans?

556
00:27:20,128 --> 00:27:21,461
They'll never know.

557
00:27:21,463 --> 00:27:23,530
I'll know.

558
00:27:25,549 --> 00:27:29,269
You made a chump
out of me, Ed.

559
00:27:29,271 --> 00:27:31,354
Harry, we can
get through this.

560
00:27:31,356 --> 00:27:33,423
We just debunk Thinman

561
00:27:33,425 --> 00:27:36,075
and then we go back
to Ghostfacers.

562
00:27:36,077 --> 00:27:38,945
I can't.

563
00:27:41,065 --> 00:27:44,367
I can't trust you
anymore, Ed.

564
00:27:44,369 --> 00:27:47,237
Oh, come on, Harry.

565
00:27:56,498 --> 00:27:59,482
I get it.
You're pissed, okay?

566
00:27:59,484 --> 00:28:02,385
And ... and you don't mean
what you say.

567
00:28:02,387 --> 00:28:07,123
But, Harry, just tell me
what you need.

568
00:28:10,961 --> 00:28:13,563
I'll go
get some coffee, and ...

569
00:28:13,565 --> 00:28:16,432
and you can
stay here and chill.

570
00:28:28,697 --> 00:28:30,313
Hey.

571
00:28:30,315 --> 00:28:32,582
How did it go?

572
00:28:32,584 --> 00:28:37,670
It, um,
went, uh... Um...

573
00:28:51,135 --> 00:28:53,636
Hey.

574
00:28:53,638 --> 00:28:57,557
You okay?

575
00:28:57,559 --> 00:29:00,843
I just got punched
right in the feels.

576
00:29:08,869 --> 00:29:11,921
Um...
None of it was real, Sam.

577
00:29:11,923 --> 00:29:15,875
Ed was just pretending,
and now he wants me to pretend,

578
00:29:15,877 --> 00:29:19,662
like this is just something
I could get past.

579
00:29:19,664 --> 00:29:22,832
I know what you mean.

580
00:29:24,668 --> 00:29:26,853
Look, there are things
you can forgive,

581
00:29:26,855 --> 00:29:28,755
and there are things
you can't.

582
00:29:28,757 --> 00:29:31,207
So, which one is this?

583
00:29:31,209 --> 00:29:33,726
That's something you got
to figure out for yourself.

584
00:29:36,982 --> 00:29:38,147
Hey.

585
00:29:38,149 --> 00:29:39,515
Uh...

586
00:29:39,517 --> 00:29:43,836
I got a bead on those
tire treads, if you want to...

587
00:29:52,112 --> 00:29:53,946
What's up?

588
00:29:53,948 --> 00:29:56,616
So, the tires were only made
for one kind of car.

589
00:29:56,618 --> 00:29:58,868
It's a 1989 Geo Metro.

590
00:29:58,870 --> 00:30:00,703
Town this small ... there's only
one registered here.

591
00:30:00,705 --> 00:30:02,571
Deputy says it belongs
to a guy named Roger

592
00:30:02,573 --> 00:30:03,790
who works night security

593
00:30:03,792 --> 00:30:06,125
down at the mill
on the north side of town.

594
00:30:06,127 --> 00:30:10,013
So, this thing teleported,
but it has a job and car.

595
00:30:10,015 --> 00:30:11,414
What are we dealing with?

596
00:30:11,416 --> 00:30:13,549
Let's go find out.

597
00:30:24,061 --> 00:30:26,145
Oh.

598
00:30:28,265 --> 00:30:30,233
Sam and Dean
caught something,

599
00:30:30,235 --> 00:30:33,369
so they're gonna clean up
your mess.

600
00:30:33,371 --> 00:30:34,770
You're right.
It is my mess.

601
00:30:34,772 --> 00:30:37,123
I should be the one out there
cleaning it up.

602
00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:38,574
You'd just make it worse.

603
00:30:40,777 --> 00:30:42,111
Oh, what?

604
00:30:42,113 --> 00:30:44,280
You were fine leaving Sam
and Dean before. Why not now?

605
00:30:44,282 --> 00:30:46,782
I don't want to be a
jellyfish spine anymore, Harry.

606
00:30:46,784 --> 00:30:49,669
Jellyfish
don't have spines.

607
00:30:49,671 --> 00:30:50,720
Exactly.

608
00:30:50,722 --> 00:30:52,588
Before the heartache,
before the lies,

609
00:30:52,590 --> 00:30:54,340
we set out
to help people, right?

610
00:30:54,342 --> 00:30:55,975
Yeah.

611
00:30:55,977 --> 00:30:57,460
Mostly.

612
00:30:57,462 --> 00:30:59,612
So, there's no reason
not to get out there

613
00:30:59,614 --> 00:31:01,681
and do what we
mostly set out to do.

614
00:31:01,683 --> 00:31:06,302
Harry, I-I can make this right
for the both of us.

615
00:31:15,913 --> 00:31:17,413
We can make it right.

616
00:31:17,415 --> 00:31:21,617
Y-you mean you want
to come with me?

617
00:31:33,464 --> 00:31:35,932
I thought we said my partner
and I would take care of this.

618
00:31:35,934 --> 00:31:38,351
Look, guys,
my boss is AWOL.

619
00:31:38,353 --> 00:31:39,936
We don't have a warrant.

620
00:31:39,938 --> 00:31:42,855
My ass is on the line
if this thing goes sideways.

621
00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:45,975
All right.
Just stay back.

622
00:32:07,414 --> 00:32:10,016
Always wanted
to use these things.

623
00:32:25,535 --> 00:32:27,970
So, you're Thinman,
huh?

624
00:32:29,590 --> 00:32:31,223
That would make sense
if it didn't look

625
00:32:31,225 --> 00:32:33,709
like you just ate
a fat camp.

626
00:32:39,549 --> 00:32:41,517
Oh, God, Sam,
make him stop.

627
00:32:41,519 --> 00:32:45,037
Hey, so, what's the deal?
What are you, Norwood?

628
00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:46,338
You a demon?

629
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,941
I mean, how did you teleport
back at the diner?

630
00:32:48,943 --> 00:32:51,494
Team effort.

631
00:33:11,081 --> 00:33:13,215
So, there was
no teleporting ...

632
00:33:13,217 --> 00:33:17,103
just a couple of douche bags
doing the "scream" thing.

633
00:33:17,105 --> 00:33:20,072
Wait,
I know who you are.

634
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:24,760
You're the busboy
from the diner.

635
00:33:24,762 --> 00:33:27,730
So, what, you just wanted
to kill your boss?

636
00:33:27,732 --> 00:33:29,515
Trey was a dick.

637
00:33:29,517 --> 00:33:31,367
And what about Casey?

638
00:33:31,369 --> 00:33:32,685
What did she do?

639
00:33:32,687 --> 00:33:35,104
She wouldn't go out with me,
so I set her up

640
00:33:35,106 --> 00:33:37,373
with someone else ...
my knife.

641
00:33:40,128 --> 00:33:42,578
Good one, Rog.

642
00:33:44,498 --> 00:33:47,216
I see the sheriff
didn't make it out of town.

643
00:33:47,218 --> 00:33:49,168
Well, he really should
have given me

644
00:33:49,170 --> 00:33:50,336
the time off I asked for.

645
00:33:50,338 --> 00:33:52,088
So, you killed him?

646
00:33:52,090 --> 00:33:54,123
I didn't kill anyone.

647
00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:55,758
Roger did.

648
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,793
He's the psycho.

649
00:33:57,795 --> 00:33:59,845
I'm the visionary.

650
00:33:59,847 --> 00:34:03,315
I don't blame you
for underestimating me.

651
00:34:03,317 --> 00:34:05,234
Everybody does.

652
00:34:05,236 --> 00:34:07,603
Fancy Fed, coming in here,

653
00:34:07,605 --> 00:34:11,357
treating me like a paper monkey
from the get-go.

654
00:34:11,359 --> 00:34:13,275
But I was Thinman
the whole time.

655
00:34:14,477 --> 00:34:17,312
Do you have any idea
how good that felt?

656
00:34:18,582 --> 00:34:22,084
No, sicko,
I can't say that I do.

657
00:34:22,086 --> 00:34:23,669
Yeah,
pretty boy doesn't know

658
00:34:23,671 --> 00:34:25,504
what it's like
to feel invisible ...

659
00:34:25,506 --> 00:34:29,425
to grow up in a town of
300 people and nobody sees you.

660
00:34:29,427 --> 00:34:30,960
They didn't see us.

661
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,415
So,
how did you two meet?

662
00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:38,384
Wackjob.com?

663
00:34:38,386 --> 00:34:40,519
No.

664
00:34:40,521 --> 00:34:43,105
Just a couple of schmoes
in an empty bar.

665
00:34:43,107 --> 00:34:44,440
We hit it off.

666
00:34:44,442 --> 00:34:46,025
Turns out me and Rog ...

667
00:34:46,027 --> 00:34:48,377
we're both total
conspiracy-theory junkies.

668
00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:49,812
And then we found Thinman,
and, bam,

669
00:34:49,814 --> 00:34:52,014
we blew up all over
the message boards.

670
00:34:52,016 --> 00:34:55,334
So, what is this, then?
Some sort of a twisted cosplay?

671
00:34:55,336 --> 00:34:56,685
Cosreal.

672
00:34:56,687 --> 00:34:58,821
You know,
blogging was fun, but...

673
00:34:58,823 --> 00:35:00,823
But, let me guess,
you wanted something more.

674
00:35:00,825 --> 00:35:02,524
You realize
what you two jackasses

675
00:35:02,526 --> 00:35:05,661
are doing
doesn't make you Thinman.

676
00:35:05,663 --> 00:35:08,530
It makes you
copycat killers.

677
00:35:08,532 --> 00:35:11,667
It makes me Thinman.

678
00:35:11,669 --> 00:35:15,171
And you're not
telling anyone I'm not,

679
00:35:15,173 --> 00:35:18,257
'cause you'll be
too dead to talk.

680
00:35:20,210 --> 00:35:21,644
Show time.

681
00:35:21,646 --> 00:35:24,480
You two are lucky ducks.

682
00:35:24,482 --> 00:35:26,599
You're the stars
of our best video yet.

683
00:35:26,601 --> 00:35:28,567
And when it goes viral,

684
00:35:28,569 --> 00:35:31,854
everyone will know
Thinman's real.

685
00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:43,916
And... Action!

686
00:35:43,918 --> 00:35:45,584
Wait, no, no, no. Don't!

687
00:36:00,550 --> 00:36:02,584
Harry...

688
00:36:20,454 --> 00:36:24,456
Oh, he got me!
He got me back!

689
00:36:25,275 --> 00:36:27,776
It's Scooby-Doo time,
douche bag.

690
00:36:27,778 --> 00:36:30,162
Take off the mask.

691
00:36:30,164 --> 00:36:31,463
I know
you're not Thinman.

692
00:36:31,465 --> 00:36:33,282
You're just a "me-me".

693
00:36:33,284 --> 00:36:35,417
Ed,
it's pronounced meme.

694
00:36:35,419 --> 00:36:36,919
It's spelled m-e-m-e,
though.

695
00:36:36,921 --> 00:36:38,837
The second "e"
is silent. Yeah.

696
00:36:38,839 --> 00:36:45,728
You're a me-me ... a-a man-meme,
and I invented you.

697
00:36:45,730 --> 00:36:47,796
Oh!

698
00:36:48,965 --> 00:36:50,983
Good to know.

699
00:36:50,985 --> 00:36:52,434
Oh, sh...

700
00:36:55,323 --> 00:36:58,107
I'm a lover
of the classics, Ed.

701
00:36:58,109 --> 00:37:01,744
And what we have here
is a "Frankenstein" situation.

702
00:37:01,746 --> 00:37:04,530
I'm a lover
I mean, wow, the creator.

703
00:37:04,532 --> 00:37:06,832
I mean, we ... we were
gonna let one of you guys

704
00:37:06,834 --> 00:37:09,084
live to tell our story
but now,

705
00:37:09,086 --> 00:37:11,820
once you two are dead,
there'll be no proof

706
00:37:11,822 --> 00:37:14,823
that Thinman was your brainchilc.

707
00:37:31,241 --> 00:37:32,691
No.

708
00:37:42,853 --> 00:37:44,737
Wait, no! No! No!

709
00:37:44,739 --> 00:37:46,121
No, look. Look at me.

710
00:37:46,123 --> 00:37:47,489
This is all my fault.

711
00:37:47,491 --> 00:37:50,626
Okay?
It's all my fault.

712
00:37:50,628 --> 00:37:52,578
I got enough bullets
for both of you.

713
00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:26,803
So, are we good in there?
Yeah.

714
00:38:28,423 --> 00:38:31,091
With the Thinman footage
and the way I set the bodies,

715
00:38:31,093 --> 00:38:33,209
there should be enough
breadcrumbs to make it look

716
00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:36,730
like those two psychos
offed each other.

717
00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:40,650
They were
just people, man.

718
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:43,737
They weren't... demons.
They weren't monsters.

719
00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:48,224
They... were
just frickin' people.

720
00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:52,245
Yeah, well, like I said,
people are sick.

721
00:38:53,815 --> 00:38:57,651
S-so... Are we cool?

722
00:38:59,154 --> 00:39:01,621
I don't think
we ever will be.

723
00:39:05,511 --> 00:39:07,894
I mean, you know,
we made it right.

724
00:39:07,896 --> 00:39:09,913
We, uh ...
we beat the guys.

725
00:39:09,915 --> 00:39:13,049
This could be our shot to start
the old Ghostfacers again.

726
00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:15,752
I came here with you to finish
this thing with Thinman.

727
00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:17,687
I wasn't just
closing a chapter, Ed.

728
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:19,923
It was
the whole dang book.

729
00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,408
But you saved my life
back there.

730
00:39:21,410 --> 00:39:22,692
I killed a guy, Ed.

731
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,427
He was a bad guy, Harry.

732
00:39:24,429 --> 00:39:25,896
He was a guy, Ed.

733
00:39:25,898 --> 00:39:29,482
Too many people have died
'cause of your crap.

734
00:39:29,484 --> 00:39:31,017
I've done
all this crap for us.

735
00:39:31,019 --> 00:39:32,869
I-I don't know why
you don't see that.

736
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:36,406
No.
No.

737
00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,775
You did this for you.

738
00:39:43,664 --> 00:39:49,786
Ed, there's a lot of things
I can forgive,

739
00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:52,672
so, what does this mean
about us?

740
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:58,144
It means...

741
00:39:58,146 --> 00:40:00,847
It's complicated.

742
00:40:13,778 --> 00:40:16,429
Can I get a ride
from you guys?

743
00:40:19,483 --> 00:40:21,334
Yeah, sure.

744
00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:06,079
Harry, you okay?

745
00:41:06,081 --> 00:41:08,364
Yeah.

746
00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:11,468
I mean, no.

747
00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:13,169
You roll with a guy
so many years,

748
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:15,839
you start to think he's always
gonna be next to you.

749
00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:20,310
Like, when you're old and
you're drinking on the porch,

750
00:41:20,312 --> 00:41:22,846
he'll be in
that other rocking chair.

751
00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:24,731
And then something happens,

752
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:31,054
and you realize that other chair
has gone empty.

753
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,229
You know what I mean?

754
00:41:41,254 --> 00:41:46,254
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