1
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Dean, I-I could really use
your help down here.

2
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I'm getting close, Sam.

3
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I can't drop the ball on Abaddon
right now.

4
00:00:07,347 --> 00:00:08,913
I can give you the mark, Dean,
if it's what you truly want.

5
00:00:08,915 --> 00:00:12,483
But you have to know with
the mark comes a great burden.

6
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What is it you want of me,
Metatron?

7
00:00:14,020 --> 00:00:15,420
Rebuild heaven.

8
00:00:15,422 --> 00:00:18,089
You want to be
my second-in-command,

9
00:00:18,091 --> 00:00:19,557
prove you're ready.

10
00:00:19,559 --> 00:00:24,362
Gadreel, we are writing
our own epic story here.

11
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I got my Grace back.

12
00:00:28,101 --> 00:00:30,168
Not mine per se,
but it'll do.

13
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Angels fighting Angels
has to stop somewhere.

14
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You've showed me
that there is a choice.

15
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I'm no leader.

16
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I will follow you.

17
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And I am not
the only one.

18
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What makes a story work?

19
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Is it the plot, the characters,
the text?

20
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The subtext?

21
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And who gives a story meaning?

22
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Is the writer?

23
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Or you?

24
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Tonight, I thought
I would tell you a little story

25
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and let you decide.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

27
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Yeah. All right.

28
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Thanks, Carlos.

29
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Listen, you, uh, if you catch wind of
any other demon activity,

30
00:02:29,122 --> 00:02:31,456
give me a holler,
all right?

31
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Appreciate it.

32
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Hey.

33
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Anything?

34
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Yeah.

35
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A dozen demon-related cases,

36
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people without souls acting out,
but...

37
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But no sign of Abaddon.

38
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Right.
Looks like she's vanished.

39
00:02:45,238 --> 00:02:46,737
Well, we just got to
keep digging.

40
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Right.

41
00:02:48,942 --> 00:02:51,309
You okay?

42
00:02:51,311 --> 00:02:52,810
Yeah. I'm fine.

43
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Let's get to work.

44
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All right.

45
00:04:11,057 --> 00:04:13,491
Please ... please don't!

46
00:04:13,493 --> 00:04:14,358
Don't hurt me.

47
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I'm not gonna hurt you.

48
00:04:15,495 --> 00:04:18,529
It's okay.

49
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What's your name?

50
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Hannah.

51
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H-Hannah,
what happened here?

52
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Yeah, I ... I heard it, too.
What was it?

53
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I don't know.

54
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It, uh,
it sounded familiar.

55
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It sounded like heaven.

56
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It's so strange
down here.

57
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I, uh, followed the tone

58
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and found so many of my brothers
and sisters had, as well.

59
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It felt safe here,

60
00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:04,242
and then the doors slammed shut
and a strange angel arrived.

61
00:05:04,244 --> 00:05:06,877
He said he worked
for the new God.

62
00:05:06,879 --> 00:05:08,846
For Metatron?

63
00:05:08,848 --> 00:05:10,414
Mm-hmm.

64
00:05:10,416 --> 00:05:13,818
He made us an offer ...

65
00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:18,022
join Metatron,
fight for him,

66
00:05:18,024 --> 00:05:21,325
and those that did would one day
be allowed to return to heaven.

67
00:05:21,327 --> 00:05:22,426
Return to heaven?

68
00:05:23,997 --> 00:05:28,499
I didn't believe him, either.

69
00:05:28,501 --> 00:05:31,569
But he said
he would take us home.

70
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Some angels joined him.

71
00:05:34,674 --> 00:05:40,311
My friends and I refused,
and, uh...

72
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I'm sorry for your loss.

73
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For all our loss.

74
00:05:59,666 --> 00:06:02,867
You're Castiel,
aren't you?

75
00:06:02,869 --> 00:06:04,468
Yes.

76
00:06:04,470 --> 00:06:07,038
You took a stand
against Bartholomew.

77
00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,408
Are you going to help us,
lead us against Metatron?

78
00:06:10,410 --> 00:06:11,375
I'm no leader.

79
00:06:11,377 --> 00:06:12,710
But you ...

80
00:06:12,712 --> 00:06:15,212
I am no leader, Hannah.

81
00:06:15,214 --> 00:06:18,683
But I will find Metatron,
and I make him pay.

82
00:06:18,685 --> 00:06:21,252
Let me help you.

83
00:06:21,254 --> 00:06:22,953
Let us help you.

84
00:06:22,955 --> 00:06:25,790
You are safer
away from me.

85
00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:29,493
Now, this angel
who attacked you,

86
00:06:29,495 --> 00:06:31,162
what was his name?

87
00:06:31,164 --> 00:06:32,029
Gadreel?

88
00:06:32,031 --> 00:06:35,099
Gadreel is working
for Metatron?

89
00:06:35,101 --> 00:06:37,268
For how long?
I don't know.

90
00:06:38,738 --> 00:06:42,673
So, Metatron made Gadreel
kill Kevin?

91
00:06:42,675 --> 00:06:44,442
It would explain a lot,

92
00:06:44,444 --> 00:06:47,645
and there have been
no new prophets,

93
00:06:47,647 --> 00:06:50,281
which Metatron could have fixed
to his advantage.

94
00:06:50,283 --> 00:06:52,249
And Gadreel said that angels
are returning to heaven?

95
00:06:52,251 --> 00:06:53,565
How? I thought that the spell
was irreversible.

96
00:06:53,590 --> 00:06:55,020
That's what Crowley said.

97
00:06:55,021 --> 00:06:56,687
Look,
let's just find Gadreel

98
00:06:56,689 --> 00:06:58,389
and ... and beat some answers
out of him.

99
00:06:58,391 --> 00:07:00,291
Yeah, here's something
to start with that.

100
00:07:00,293 --> 00:07:02,827
Uh... Hold on, I'm, uh...

101
00:07:02,829 --> 00:07:05,196
Sending you a photo
of the symbol

102
00:07:05,198 --> 00:07:08,199
that drew all the angels in.
Okay.

103
00:07:11,938 --> 00:07:13,137
Got it.

104
00:07:13,139 --> 00:07:16,140
It's acting as some kind
of angel siren.

105
00:07:16,142 --> 00:07:17,608
I think it's a spell.

106
00:07:17,610 --> 00:07:20,010
The ingredients used
to create it were very odd ...

107
00:07:20,012 --> 00:07:22,480
Griffin feathers,
bones of a fairy.

108
00:07:22,482 --> 00:07:24,048
I've never seen it
before.

109
00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:25,049
Yeah. Me, neither.

110
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All right.
Let me see what I can find.

111
00:07:26,986 --> 00:07:28,953
"Honor bar."

112
00:07:28,955 --> 00:07:32,623
What's honorable about
a miniature bar in a motel room?

113
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Everything.

114
00:07:36,261 --> 00:07:37,928
How are you, Dean?

115
00:07:39,498 --> 00:07:41,966
I'm fine, Cass.
How about you?

116
00:07:41,968 --> 00:07:44,468
I miss my wings.

117
00:07:44,470 --> 00:07:47,204
Life on the road... smells.

118
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Hmm.

119
00:07:49,242 --> 00:07:50,608
Yeah.

120
00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:51,976
Listen, I got a match,

121
00:07:51,978 --> 00:07:54,378
and it's not from the lore ...
it's from police records.

122
00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:56,147
Looks like
that symbol you found

123
00:07:56,149 --> 00:07:57,748
was spotted
at a handful of crime scenes

124
00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:00,017
the last couple days,
all multiple homicides.

125
00:08:00,019 --> 00:08:02,119
And where were
these crime scenes?

126
00:08:02,121 --> 00:08:05,289
Uh, Utah ...
Baker, Hill Valley.

127
00:08:05,291 --> 00:08:07,425
And I'm
in Bishop's Falls, Utah.

128
00:08:07,427 --> 00:08:09,794
Also looks like
most of the crime scenes

129
00:08:09,796 --> 00:08:11,095
were in industrial areas.

130
00:08:11,097 --> 00:08:13,297
Looks like Gadreel
is heading north.

131
00:08:13,299 --> 00:08:14,832
What's
the next big town?

132
00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:17,501
There are two.
It could be Auburn or Ogden.

133
00:08:17,503 --> 00:08:19,870
All right, you take Auburn,
we'll take Ogden ...

134
00:08:19,872 --> 00:08:21,672
meet in the middle.

135
00:08:34,053 --> 00:08:37,955
Didn't we work a case
in Ogden?

136
00:08:37,957 --> 00:08:40,558
Yeah. It was a ... it was
a witch situation, right?

137
00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:41,892
Yeah.

138
00:08:41,894 --> 00:08:43,861
There was that kid in town
that helped us, wasn't there?

139
00:08:43,863 --> 00:08:46,363
Yes. We should call him,
see if he's still in business.

140
00:08:46,365 --> 00:08:47,898
Yeah.
What was his name?

141
00:09:01,147 --> 00:09:03,214
Good afternoon.

142
00:09:03,216 --> 00:09:04,415
It's afternoon?

143
00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:07,218
I wonder
if I may procure from you

144
00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:09,186
the feathers of a Griffin.

145
00:09:09,188 --> 00:09:15,059
Uh we got
some off-the-menu items,

146
00:09:15,061 --> 00:09:17,595
but, uh, this ain't
Diagon Alley, man.

147
00:09:18,764 --> 00:09:22,867
I saw the Hunter signs
on the door, young man.

148
00:09:22,869 --> 00:09:25,703
You have what I seek.

149
00:09:25,705 --> 00:09:29,607
Griffin feathers,
huh?

150
00:09:29,609 --> 00:09:33,444
Not exactly looking to trip
the light fantastic, are we?

151
00:09:36,281 --> 00:09:39,116
Humans never cease
to amaze me.

152
00:09:39,118 --> 00:09:41,018
Excuse me?

153
00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:43,654
I'm curious ...
do you also have fairy bones?

154
00:09:43,656 --> 00:09:45,523
It does not matter
what realm they were from.

155
00:09:47,426 --> 00:09:50,694
Griffins and fairies ...
the hell you hunting, man?

156
00:09:50,696 --> 00:09:52,930
Family.

157
00:09:52,932 --> 00:09:55,766
Mm-kay.

158
00:09:55,768 --> 00:09:57,968
Let me see
what we have here.

159
00:10:15,554 --> 00:10:16,954
Sometimes, you need a break

160
00:10:16,956 --> 00:10:18,889
from the hustle and bustle
of city life.

161
00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:26,530
Sometimes,
you need #casaerotica.

162
00:10:26,532 --> 00:10:28,999
Casa erotica.

163
00:10:29,001 --> 00:10:31,101
That's inappropriate.

164
00:10:39,945 --> 00:10:42,413
Hello.

165
00:10:42,415 --> 00:10:44,381
Remember me, bucko?

166
00:10:44,383 --> 00:10:45,983
Gabriel.

167
00:10:45,985 --> 00:10:50,588
I'm gonna take that as a yes.

168
00:10:59,264 --> 00:11:02,366
I need your help,
brother.

169
00:11:08,703 --> 00:11:10,504
I thought you were dead.

170
00:11:10,506 --> 00:11:11,639
Please.

171
00:11:11,641 --> 00:11:14,408
You can't take the trick
out of the Trickster.

172
00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:17,144
So, I assume
you faked your own death?

173
00:11:17,146 --> 00:11:19,446
And I assume
you weren't let into Mensa

174
00:11:19,448 --> 00:11:20,481
while I was gone.

175
00:11:20,483 --> 00:11:24,184
Where have you been?

176
00:11:24,186 --> 00:11:28,756
Ohhh, you know
hither with a side of yon.

177
00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:32,626
I was hiding,
captain side eyes,

178
00:11:32,628 --> 00:11:37,264
in the safest place
in the universe ... heaven.

179
00:11:37,266 --> 00:11:40,501
But then you
and the other two stooges

180
00:11:40,503 --> 00:11:43,971
had to go and ruin Christmas,
now, didn't you?

181
00:11:43,973 --> 00:11:45,339
Sorry.

182
00:11:45,341 --> 00:11:48,642
Oh, cry me a river.

183
00:11:48,644 --> 00:11:51,145
Look...

184
00:11:51,147 --> 00:11:53,447
I dropped, I hid,

185
00:11:53,449 --> 00:11:55,149
I finally watched
"Downton Abbey."

186
00:11:55,151 --> 00:11:57,151
But then,
your BFF, Metatron,

187
00:11:57,153 --> 00:11:59,687
sent his minions out
looking for me.

188
00:11:59,689 --> 00:12:02,523
Apparently, he thinks
since I'm an archangel

189
00:12:02,525 --> 00:12:04,091
that I have extra juice.

190
00:12:04,093 --> 00:12:06,760
And that you're a threat?

191
00:12:06,762 --> 00:12:08,962
Yeah, but I got hurt
in the fall, too,

192
00:12:08,964 --> 00:12:11,365
used most of my juice
to get back into porn.

193
00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:14,635
That came out wrong.

194
00:12:14,637 --> 00:12:16,570
So did that.

195
00:12:16,572 --> 00:12:19,273
Uh, the point is,
I've been on the run.

196
00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:23,043
But then,
a few weeks ago,

197
00:12:23,045 --> 00:12:26,380
somebody started playing
my song.

198
00:12:26,382 --> 00:12:27,881
The angel siren.

199
00:12:27,883 --> 00:12:29,950
No.

200
00:12:29,952 --> 00:12:32,019
The horn of Gabriel ...

201
00:12:32,021 --> 00:12:34,455
one of dad's
little party favors

202
00:12:34,457 --> 00:12:36,490
that I never got around
to messing with.

203
00:12:36,492 --> 00:12:40,994
Metatron dug it up
and started blowing,

204
00:12:40,996 --> 00:12:43,597
so I came out of hiding.

205
00:12:43,599 --> 00:12:46,300
Why?

206
00:12:46,302 --> 00:12:49,403
There's safety in numbers.

207
00:12:49,405 --> 00:12:52,539
But Metatron was using it
to trap angels,

208
00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:54,141
not unite them.

209
00:12:54,143 --> 00:12:55,509
It wasn't Metatron.

210
00:12:55,511 --> 00:12:58,612
It was his second in command ...
Gadreel.

211
00:12:58,614 --> 00:13:00,914
Gadreel?

212
00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:02,983
That old chestnut?
Wow!

213
00:13:02,985 --> 00:13:04,885
What do you want from me?

214
00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:08,088
Your help, Columbo.

215
00:13:08,090 --> 00:13:11,725
I'm getting the band
back together.

216
00:13:11,727 --> 00:13:15,562
We're going
on the kill Metatron tour,

217
00:13:15,564 --> 00:13:18,499
and you're looking
at the new front man.

218
00:13:23,438 --> 00:13:26,807
Sam.

219
00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:49,763
Got an open box
of feathers over here.

220
00:13:55,671 --> 00:13:58,672
Dean.

221
00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:05,646
We got to find Gadreel before
he lights up the bat signal.

222
00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:09,316
This is Dean's other other cell,

223
00:14:09,318 --> 00:14:10,584
so you must know what to do.

224
00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:13,320
Dean, it's me.
I'm ...

225
00:14:13,322 --> 00:14:14,354
Ho, whoa, whoa, whoa!

226
00:14:14,356 --> 00:14:16,023
Hands-free much?

227
00:14:16,025 --> 00:14:18,392
Both on the wheel.
I'm precious cargo.

228
00:14:18,394 --> 00:14:20,427
Hey, what's up, shorties?

229
00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:24,231
Remember me,
the guy who died for your sins?

230
00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:26,633
No, not the cat
with the beard and sandals ...

231
00:14:26,635 --> 00:14:27,868
the hot one.

232
00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:29,670
Hey, thank you so much

233
00:14:29,672 --> 00:14:32,806
for the flowers
and condolences ...

234
00:14:32,808 --> 00:14:35,209
really meant a lot to the fam.

235
00:14:35,211 --> 00:14:39,780
Any old how, your boy toy and I
are rolling our way

236
00:14:39,782 --> 00:14:42,382
towards your
top-secret domicile.

237
00:14:42,384 --> 00:14:44,318
Ooh!
Call to discuss.

238
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,221
Those kooky kids.

239
00:14:47,223 --> 00:14:49,389
So, you've been back
for months.

240
00:14:49,391 --> 00:14:51,525
What have you seen
out there?

241
00:14:51,527 --> 00:14:57,331
After it was
raining winged men, hallelujah?

242
00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:01,502
Well, you know ...
total nigh-biblical chaos,

243
00:15:01,504 --> 00:15:07,140
Crowley and Aba-douche
duking it out.

244
00:15:07,142 --> 00:15:09,142
Good times.

245
00:15:09,144 --> 00:15:15,048
And then there's our peeps,
scattered like confetti.

246
00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:17,518
There has been
a lot of confusion.

247
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,987
You think?

248
00:15:19,989 --> 00:15:23,290
Most angels aren't like us,
Castiel.

249
00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:27,794
They can't handle
this whole free-will thing.

250
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:32,599
They're sheep, drones.

251
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:36,803
But us?
We're different.

252
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,872
We're rebels ...

253
00:15:38,874 --> 00:15:44,211
one without a cause,
one with.

254
00:15:44,213 --> 00:15:45,746
I'm just a soldier.

255
00:15:45,748 --> 00:15:46,914
Bitch, please.

256
00:15:46,916 --> 00:15:50,017
You've been God
more often than dad has.

257
00:15:50,019 --> 00:15:51,451
Yeah.

258
00:15:51,453 --> 00:15:52,619
Look how that worked out.

259
00:15:52,621 --> 00:15:57,257
Well, go ahead.

260
00:15:57,259 --> 00:16:00,127
Be a soldier
all you want.

261
00:16:00,129 --> 00:16:02,195
I'm gonna need
as many as I can find.

262
00:16:02,197 --> 00:16:03,730
Why are you doing this,
Gabriel?

263
00:16:03,732 --> 00:16:06,667
I always run...

264
00:16:06,669 --> 00:16:10,237
From dad,
from the family.

265
00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:12,739
I don't
want to run anymore.

266
00:16:12,741 --> 00:16:16,877
I want to do
what I was meant to do ... lead.

267
00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:23,083
Well, we need a leader.

268
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:25,385
And I'm happy
it's gonna be you.

269
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:34,461
A little low on gas,
aren't we?

270
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:46,173
Ooh,
smell that cancer.

271
00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:49,610
Delicious!

272
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:54,915
Uh...

273
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:59,920
Remember the minions of Metatron
I mentioned?

274
00:17:51,339 --> 00:17:53,874
Cass, it's Sam again.

275
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:57,778
Call us.
We need your help.

276
00:18:00,281 --> 00:18:01,842
Hey, douchebag.

277
00:18:06,688 --> 00:18:08,522
Remember me?

278
00:18:16,698 --> 00:18:18,732
We'll never keep these guys
out of here.

279
00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:22,636
I know.
So... We fight.

280
00:18:22,638 --> 00:18:24,838
No. I fight.

281
00:18:27,076 --> 00:18:28,608
I lied before.

282
00:18:29,711 --> 00:18:31,445
I never watched
"Downton Abbey."

283
00:18:31,447 --> 00:18:33,013
I was just trying
to fit in.

284
00:18:33,015 --> 00:18:36,817
Oh, and I do have
some archangel juice left.

285
00:18:36,819 --> 00:18:38,919
I can hold these boneheads off
long enough.

286
00:18:38,921 --> 00:18:40,487
Long enough for what?

287
00:18:40,489 --> 00:18:42,789
For you
to get out of here.

288
00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:44,558
No, I'm not leaving you.

289
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,892
Yes, you are.

290
00:18:45,894 --> 00:18:48,128
Those guys will cut you
to ribbons.

291
00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:51,998
But I can stall them long enough
for you to amscray.

292
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,067
And you can take
my place.

293
00:18:54,069 --> 00:18:55,469
What are you talking about?

294
00:18:55,471 --> 00:18:58,205
The angels need a leader,

295
00:18:58,207 --> 00:19:00,273
and it's got to be
somebody like us ...

296
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:01,508
somebody different.

297
00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:02,676
No.

298
00:19:02,678 --> 00:19:05,946
I know you don't want
this burden, Castiel.

299
00:19:05,948 --> 00:19:08,448
Neither do I.

300
00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:11,952
What if I fail again?

301
00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:13,420
You won't.

302
00:19:13,422 --> 00:19:16,356
You can't.

303
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:22,162
Thank you.

304
00:19:22,164 --> 00:19:24,464
Shut up.

305
00:19:33,908 --> 00:19:36,810
Haven't got all day,
hotpants.

306
00:19:36,812 --> 00:19:38,845
Was any of this real?

307
00:19:38,847 --> 00:19:41,615
What the hell
are you talking about?

308
00:19:41,617 --> 00:19:42,783
Cass, go!

309
00:19:44,385 --> 00:19:45,852
So, what ...
we both die here?

310
00:19:45,854 --> 00:19:48,288
No.
You're already dead.

311
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:53,627
Well.

312
00:19:58,065 --> 00:19:59,733
What gave it all away?

313
00:19:59,735 --> 00:20:03,236
My coat was torn
earlier today.

314
00:20:03,238 --> 00:20:04,437
Ah, crap.

315
00:20:04,439 --> 00:20:07,641
I really hate
continuity errors.

316
00:20:07,643 --> 00:20:10,944
So,
none of this is real,

317
00:20:10,946 --> 00:20:14,714
and I'm guessing
I'm no longer in the motel.

318
00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:16,917
Here's the thing ...

319
00:20:16,919 --> 00:20:20,353
none of it was real,
but all of it was true.

320
00:20:20,355 --> 00:20:23,223
Whose truth ...
yours or Metatron's?

321
00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:24,991
Just hear him out,
would you?

322
00:20:24,993 --> 00:20:26,359
He's just trying to help you.

323
00:20:26,361 --> 00:20:28,495
Really? How?

324
00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:34,634
Sorry ... didn't read
the whole script,

325
00:20:34,636 --> 00:20:37,637
just, uh,
skimmed for my parts.

326
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:43,844
Well, it's good to see you,
old bean.

327
00:20:43,846 --> 00:20:46,146
Wait.

328
00:20:47,349 --> 00:20:48,582
Are you dead?

329
00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:11,504
What makes a story work?

330
00:21:18,981 --> 00:21:22,117
If this is like looking
into a fun-house mirror for me,

331
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,619
I cannot imagine
what it is like for you.

332
00:21:24,621 --> 00:21:26,287
How long have you been working
for Metatron?

333
00:21:26,289 --> 00:21:29,791
I will not talk,
and you cannot make me.

334
00:21:29,793 --> 00:21:31,026
Yeah?

335
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,128
I have been you,
Sam Winchester.

336
00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:35,764
Your insides reek
of shame and weakness.

337
00:21:40,137 --> 00:21:44,439
Sam, Sam, Sam! Sam.
Come here.

338
00:21:44,441 --> 00:21:48,209
Tonight, I thought
I'd tell you a little story...

339
00:21:48,211 --> 00:21:51,079
Let you decide.

340
00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:58,520
That was my plan, anyway.

341
00:22:04,428 --> 00:22:08,530
I guess
that's where my story failed.

342
00:22:08,532 --> 00:22:11,399
Ah.

343
00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:15,503
Yes.

344
00:22:15,505 --> 00:22:21,876
This is "The Curious Incident,"
eh, inspector Gregory?

345
00:22:21,878 --> 00:22:23,878
Who?

346
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,181
Inspector Gregory.

347
00:22:26,183 --> 00:22:28,950
Sherlock Holmes.

348
00:22:28,952 --> 00:22:31,152
"Silver Blaze"?

349
00:22:31,154 --> 00:22:33,488
You have been around

350
00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:36,691
since scaly things
crawled out of the muck.

351
00:22:36,693 --> 00:22:40,395
Would it have killed you to pick
up a book, watch a movie?

352
00:22:40,397 --> 00:22:42,097
Here.

353
00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:43,965
I know
it's a bit of a retcon,

354
00:22:43,967 --> 00:22:46,701
but it's gonna make this whole
conversation a lot easier.

355
00:22:51,807 --> 00:22:56,811
I just gave you every book,
movie, and TV show

356
00:22:56,813 --> 00:22:58,747
I have consumed
in the last couple of millennia.

357
00:22:58,749 --> 00:23:01,082
Now do you understand

358
00:23:01,084 --> 00:23:04,986
that "the universe is made up
of stories, not atoms"?

359
00:23:07,491 --> 00:23:11,726
I understand that that's
a ... a quote by Muriel Rukeyser.

360
00:23:11,728 --> 00:23:13,628
Ah!

361
00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:16,131
It can be taught.

362
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:19,267
Here are
a few more lessons.

363
00:23:19,269 --> 00:23:22,070
First rule of writers club ...
steal from the best.

364
00:23:22,072 --> 00:23:23,805
Second rule?

365
00:23:23,807 --> 00:23:26,674
Every hero
needs a villain.

366
00:23:26,676 --> 00:23:29,711
What are you talking you about?

367
00:23:29,713 --> 00:23:33,314
Hannah and her sisters ...

368
00:23:33,316 --> 00:23:36,184
I set all that up,

369
00:23:36,186 --> 00:23:39,320
told Gadreel,
"slaughter all those

370
00:23:39,322 --> 00:23:45,727
"who will not join my army,
but let one live, one...

371
00:23:45,729 --> 00:23:47,162
To tell the tale."

372
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:50,431
Is it true?

373
00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:53,501
Can you bring angels
back to heaven?

374
00:23:55,038 --> 00:23:57,138
Sorry. No spoilers.

375
00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:59,607
And you keep missing
the point.

376
00:23:59,609 --> 00:24:02,277
You're supposed
to lead the angels.

377
00:24:02,279 --> 00:24:05,113
I am not a leader,
Metatron.

378
00:24:05,115 --> 00:24:08,483
Apparently.

379
00:24:08,485 --> 00:24:13,822
So... I did my homework.

380
00:24:15,558 --> 00:24:18,226
"The Winchester Gospels."

381
00:24:18,228 --> 00:24:20,962
Pulpy stuff.

382
00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:25,567
Gave me an idea, though.

383
00:24:25,569 --> 00:24:28,136
You needed to be taught
a lesson,

384
00:24:28,138 --> 00:24:33,341
and nobody teaches lessons
better than good old Gabriel,

385
00:24:33,343 --> 00:24:35,510
a.k.a. The Trickster.

386
00:24:35,512 --> 00:24:40,748
So... I started typing.

387
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:44,919
And you did all this
to make me a hero?

388
00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:54,195
Ah, that's priceless.

389
00:24:54,197 --> 00:24:58,633
Um no.

390
00:24:58,635 --> 00:25:03,538
You are not the hero
in this mess-terpiece.

391
00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:05,874
You are the villain.

392
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,645
I'm the hero.

393
00:25:10,647 --> 00:25:13,147
He's not gonna crack that fast.

394
00:25:13,149 --> 00:25:14,515
I know.

395
00:25:14,517 --> 00:25:16,084
Maybe you could hack him
like you and Crowley hacked me.

396
00:25:16,086 --> 00:25:18,186
No, no, no, no. Crowley's
the only one who can do that.

397
00:25:18,188 --> 00:25:20,054
And I'm in no mood
to call that dickbag.

398
00:25:20,056 --> 00:25:21,789
We need Cass.

399
00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:23,091
Any word from him?

400
00:25:23,093 --> 00:25:24,893
No.
I tried him again.

401
00:25:24,895 --> 00:25:27,295
He hasn't called,
he hasn't texted.

402
00:25:27,297 --> 00:25:29,864
I turned on the GPS
on his phone.

403
00:25:29,866 --> 00:25:32,367
He's still in the same town
where we talked to him last.

404
00:25:32,369 --> 00:25:33,768
What the hell?

405
00:25:33,770 --> 00:25:34,702
I don't know.

406
00:25:34,704 --> 00:25:36,137
You got to go find him.

407
00:25:36,139 --> 00:25:37,071
Wait, what?

408
00:25:37,073 --> 00:25:38,673
You're too close to this,
man.

409
00:25:38,675 --> 00:25:39,774
And, what, you're not?

410
00:25:39,776 --> 00:25:42,777
We're not at this
five minutes,

411
00:25:42,779 --> 00:25:45,813
you're already going Liam Neeson
on his ass.

412
00:25:45,815 --> 00:25:46,915
I got this.

413
00:26:02,097 --> 00:26:06,134
So, he acts tough,
and you show kindness.

414
00:26:06,136 --> 00:26:08,469
Is that how this works?

415
00:26:11,106 --> 00:26:13,141
No.

416
00:26:13,143 --> 00:26:15,877
See, I don't care
whether you talk.

417
00:26:15,879 --> 00:26:19,180
You're gonna pay
for what you did to him...

418
00:26:19,182 --> 00:26:20,548
and Kevin.

419
00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:24,552
Do you know
why I didn't kill you

420
00:26:24,554 --> 00:26:27,355
after I stole your Grace?

421
00:26:27,357 --> 00:26:30,391
I like you.

422
00:26:30,393 --> 00:26:32,360
Truly.

423
00:26:32,362 --> 00:26:37,732
Among all God's
little windup toys,

424
00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:40,935
you were the only one
with any spunk.

425
00:26:40,937 --> 00:26:43,972
I left you human
because I was hoping

426
00:26:43,974 --> 00:26:46,474
you would live
happily ever after,

427
00:26:46,476 --> 00:26:49,143
but you screwed that up,
too.

428
00:26:49,145 --> 00:26:52,814
And now...

429
00:26:52,816 --> 00:26:55,116
Uh, you leave me
no choice.

430
00:26:55,118 --> 00:26:57,685
I mean, if you want to
get back on board, fine,

431
00:26:57,687 --> 00:27:00,755
but you're gonna have to
follow my script.

432
00:27:00,757 --> 00:27:04,492
Well, based on your assessment,
that doesn't sound like me.

433
00:27:04,494 --> 00:27:10,264
Lead the dumb, disenfranchised,
rebellious angels

434
00:27:10,266 --> 00:27:12,500
against me, Castiel.

435
00:27:12,502 --> 00:27:14,435
They will follow you.

436
00:27:14,437 --> 00:27:17,138
And they'll all die,

437
00:27:17,140 --> 00:27:23,444
but I'm gonna save a nice,
warm seat up top for you.

438
00:27:23,446 --> 00:27:24,979
You will be saved.

439
00:27:24,981 --> 00:27:26,047
No.

440
00:27:26,049 --> 00:27:28,850
Mm.

441
00:27:28,852 --> 00:27:32,620
You're gonna make me do
the hard pitch, aren't you?

442
00:27:32,622 --> 00:27:37,859
How's that, um, stolen grace
inside you working out?

443
00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:42,163
It's fine.

444
00:27:42,165 --> 00:27:44,298
No.

445
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:45,666
It's not.

446
00:27:45,668 --> 00:27:48,102
It's burning out.

447
00:27:48,104 --> 00:27:49,771
It's gonna burn you out.

448
00:27:49,773 --> 00:27:53,141
But I will give you

449
00:27:53,143 --> 00:27:58,746
an endless supply
of rechargeable batteries.

450
00:27:58,748 --> 00:28:00,381
Deal?

451
00:28:03,319 --> 00:28:06,320
Sorry to interrupt
your writing session, sir,

452
00:28:06,322 --> 00:28:07,955
but something's happened.

453
00:28:07,957 --> 00:28:09,190
What's wrong?

454
00:28:09,192 --> 00:28:12,326
It's Gadreel.

455
00:28:15,965 --> 00:28:18,132
Word around
the campfire is,

456
00:28:18,134 --> 00:28:20,435
you let the snake
into the garden,

457
00:28:20,437 --> 00:28:22,770
ruined it
for all humanity.

458
00:28:22,772 --> 00:28:24,639
I set them free.

459
00:28:24,641 --> 00:28:26,808
I loved humanity!

460
00:28:26,810 --> 00:28:29,777
Well, you sure got got a funny
way of showing it, asshat.

461
00:28:30,647 --> 00:28:32,080
Now, look, you tell me

462
00:28:32,082 --> 00:28:34,882
about this "getting
back into heaven" crap

463
00:28:34,884 --> 00:28:36,684
and I'll end this quick.

464
00:28:36,686 --> 00:28:41,989
Otherwise, you can sit here
and rot in those chains forever.

465
00:28:41,991 --> 00:28:43,991
Up to you.

466
00:28:43,993 --> 00:28:47,562
All your talk,
all your bluster ...

467
00:28:47,564 --> 00:28:49,730
you think
you are invincible.

468
00:28:49,732 --> 00:28:52,800
The two of you
against the world, right?

469
00:28:52,802 --> 00:28:54,802
Damn straight.

470
00:28:54,804 --> 00:28:57,772
You really think
Sam would do anything for you?

471
00:28:57,774 --> 00:28:59,841
Oh, I know he would.

472
00:28:59,843 --> 00:29:02,176
I have been
in your brother's body, Dean.

473
00:29:02,178 --> 00:29:05,646
He would not trade his life
for yours.

474
00:29:05,648 --> 00:29:07,748
Well,
thanks for the rerun, pal.

475
00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:10,017
Sam's already told me
all that crap.

476
00:29:10,019 --> 00:29:11,452
Hell, he's told me worse.

477
00:29:11,454 --> 00:29:14,856
He told you that
he has always felt that way,

478
00:29:14,858 --> 00:29:17,358
that he thinks you are
just a scared little boy

479
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,160
who's afraid
to be on his own

480
00:29:19,162 --> 00:29:22,196
because daddy
never loved him enough?

481
00:29:24,334 --> 00:29:27,602
And he is right,
isn't he?

482
00:29:27,604 --> 00:29:32,874
Right to think you are a coward,
a sad, clingy, needy ...

483
00:29:35,845 --> 00:29:37,078
Keep it up!

484
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,147
pathetic bottom-feeder

485
00:29:39,149 --> 00:29:42,083
who cannot even take care
of himself,

486
00:29:42,085 --> 00:29:46,254
who would rather drag everyone
through the mud than be alone,

487
00:29:46,256 --> 00:29:49,757
who would let everyone
around him die!

488
00:29:57,299 --> 00:29:59,634
No. Do it.

489
00:29:59,636 --> 00:30:02,136
Do it!

490
00:30:02,138 --> 00:30:03,704
Kill me!

491
00:30:03,706 --> 00:30:07,208
Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?

492
00:30:07,210 --> 00:30:09,310
That's what that whole speech
was about?

493
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,115
You're not afraid to die,
are you?

494
00:30:15,752 --> 00:30:18,553
You're afraid to be left
in these chains forever.

495
00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:25,493
Well, you can sit here and rot,
you son of bitch.

496
00:31:56,995 --> 00:31:58,662
Easy there, tiger.

497
00:31:58,664 --> 00:32:00,164
I'm here to trade.

498
00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:03,434
You have
something of mine,

499
00:32:03,436 --> 00:32:06,170
and I have
something of yours.

500
00:32:12,210 --> 00:32:18,315
Bring him here tomorrow,
say... 6:00-ish?

501
00:32:18,317 --> 00:32:21,719
If not, Castiel dies.

502
00:32:21,721 --> 00:32:24,922
No comebacks this time.

503
00:32:24,924 --> 00:32:27,291
An even trade?

504
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:31,295
I'm an entity of my word.

505
00:33:00,926 --> 00:33:02,560
Dean?

506
00:33:02,562 --> 00:33:04,829
Dean!

507
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,835
Dean. Hey!

508
00:33:10,837 --> 00:33:14,038
Are ... are you okay?

509
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,072
Yeah.

510
00:33:15,074 --> 00:33:16,340
Yeah, you got to stop
asking me that.

511
00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:17,575
I've been calling you.

512
00:33:17,577 --> 00:33:19,510
I mean, w-why didn't you, uh ...
He won't talk.

513
00:33:19,512 --> 00:33:21,245
I figured.

514
00:33:23,014 --> 00:33:26,183
He wanted to die,
and I was gonna kill him.

515
00:33:26,185 --> 00:33:27,451
I was.

516
00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:32,223
But then I stopped 'cause I know
we need him to talk.

517
00:33:32,225 --> 00:33:33,557
Dean, listen.

518
00:33:33,559 --> 00:33:36,193
Metatron has Cass.

519
00:33:36,195 --> 00:33:39,129
He's offering up a trade.

520
00:33:39,131 --> 00:33:42,233
We can't trust Metatron.

521
00:33:42,235 --> 00:33:43,934
I-I know that. Obviously.

522
00:33:43,936 --> 00:33:46,537
But look,
this is the first time

523
00:33:46,539 --> 00:33:49,306
we're gonna know for sure
where Metatron is.

524
00:33:49,308 --> 00:33:51,475
Let's take Gadreel
to the meet-up,

525
00:33:51,477 --> 00:33:54,278
make the exchange,
and then trap Metatron.

526
00:34:04,756 --> 00:34:08,359
He's late.

527
00:34:08,361 --> 00:34:09,860
Or he's not gonna show.

528
00:34:09,862 --> 00:34:11,428
Of course
I'm gonna show.

529
00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:13,297
I was just waiting
for you two

530
00:34:13,299 --> 00:34:15,799
to finished setting up
your little trap for me.

531
00:34:19,604 --> 00:34:22,172
Uh...

532
00:34:22,174 --> 00:34:23,407
Am I hitting my mark?

533
00:34:25,777 --> 00:34:28,012
Well, come on. Let's go.
I'm waiting.

534
00:35:02,315 --> 00:35:05,549
Either of you
bring s'mores?

535
00:35:05,551 --> 00:35:09,553
Holy Fire always gives them
a delightful minty aftertaste.

536
00:35:11,122 --> 00:35:13,724
Make a wish, boys.

537
00:35:18,196 --> 00:35:19,997
No, thanks!

538
00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:33,477
Bye-bye.

539
00:35:45,690 --> 00:35:47,758
Well,
a deal is a deal.

540
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,259
Why are you doing this?

541
00:35:49,261 --> 00:35:51,996
Because I can.

542
00:35:51,998 --> 00:35:55,632
Because you
and your little brother

543
00:35:55,634 --> 00:35:58,102
and your fine,
feathered friend

544
00:35:58,104 --> 00:35:59,169
and all those secrets

545
00:35:59,171 --> 00:36:01,138
you've got locked away
in your bunker

546
00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:03,273
can't stop me.

547
00:36:03,275 --> 00:36:06,777
But I am gonna enjoy
watching you try.

548
00:36:06,779 --> 00:36:10,514
It's gonna be
a hell of a show.

549
00:36:10,516 --> 00:36:13,283
I'll see you around,
Castiel.

550
00:36:13,285 --> 00:36:16,653
Never forget
I gave you a chance.

551
00:36:31,197 --> 00:36:33,692
Somebody want to tell me
what the hell's going on here?

552
00:36:33,693 --> 00:36:35,493
Metatron
is trying to play God.

553
00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:36,794
Play God?

554
00:36:36,796 --> 00:36:38,963
Cass,
he erased angel warding.

555
00:36:38,965 --> 00:36:41,866
He friggin' blew out Holy Fire.
He is God.

556
00:36:41,868 --> 00:36:44,769
He's powering up
with the angel tablet.

557
00:36:44,771 --> 00:36:46,537
How the hell are
we supposed to stop this guy?

558
00:36:46,539 --> 00:36:49,407
All right, so what if there is
a stairway to heaven?

559
00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:51,576
We find it
and get a drop on the guy.

560
00:36:51,578 --> 00:36:53,378
You want to sneak
onto the Death Star,

561
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:54,379
take out the emperor?

562
00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:56,848
Okay,
,I ... I'm not sure

563
00:36:56,850 --> 00:36:59,450
what a fictional battle station
in space has to do with this,

564
00:36:59,452 --> 00:37:02,887
but if taking out the emperor
means taking out Metatron,

565
00:37:02,889 --> 00:37:03,788
I'm on board.

566
00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:04,989
Wait, did you ...

567
00:37:04,991 --> 00:37:07,225
did you just understand
a Death Star reference?

568
00:37:07,227 --> 00:37:09,627
Yeah, I think so.

569
00:37:09,629 --> 00:37:12,830
But I don't understand
what that has to do with heaven.

570
00:37:12,832 --> 00:37:15,266
It's halfway, I guess.

571
00:37:15,268 --> 00:37:18,202
You sure
you're all right?

572
00:37:18,204 --> 00:37:20,405
Yes.

573
00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:21,873
Are you?

574
00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:25,109
There's something different
about you.

575
00:37:25,111 --> 00:37:27,712
I'm fine.

576
00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:36,220
What have you done?

577
00:37:36,222 --> 00:37:37,622
It's a means to an end.

578
00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:39,056
Damn it, Dean.

579
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:44,295
Look, you find heaven,
you drop a dime.

580
00:37:44,297 --> 00:37:46,664
Meantime,
I got a knight to kill.

581
00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:51,102
Be safe out there.

582
00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:53,438
You, too. Hey, Sam.

583
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,841
You keep an eye on him.

584
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:21,966
Is the door secure?

585
00:38:21,968 --> 00:38:22,967
Yes.

586
00:38:22,969 --> 00:38:24,769
The way home is safe.

587
00:38:25,939 --> 00:38:27,872
Thank you, Gadreel.

588
00:38:27,874 --> 00:38:30,141
How did your play
turn out?

589
00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:34,979
Didn't quite turn out
as I'd planned,

590
00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:38,216
but that is why we rewrite.

591
00:38:38,218 --> 00:38:40,284
That was God's problem,
you know ...

592
00:38:40,286 --> 00:38:43,321
he published
the first draft.

593
00:38:43,323 --> 00:38:48,793
You got to keep at it till
you get all your ducks in a row.

594
00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:57,068
Was the Winchesters grabbing me
part of your plan?

595
00:38:57,070 --> 00:39:01,172
That was a surprise.

596
00:39:01,174 --> 00:39:05,877
But, hey, what writer
doesn't love a good twist?

597
00:39:05,879 --> 00:39:11,582
My job is to set up
interesting characters

598
00:39:11,584 --> 00:39:13,584
and see where they lead me.

599
00:39:13,586 --> 00:39:18,890
The by-product of having
well-drawn characters is...

600
00:39:18,892 --> 00:39:20,358
They may surprise you.

601
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,729
But I know something
they don't know ...

602
00:39:24,731 --> 00:39:26,497
the ending.

603
00:39:26,499 --> 00:39:29,333
How I get there
doesn't matter

604
00:39:29,335 --> 00:39:33,871
as long as everybody plays
their part.

605
00:41:56,067 --> 00:42:04,067
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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