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Wings of Titania,

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bear mine eyes aloft
as I bid thee...

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Hex bag.
So we're thinking witch?

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Yeah. This is old-world
black magic.

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We're here for the witch.
Rowena.

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Mother?

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You did manage
to stay away for 300 years.

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There was the unpleasantness
with the grand coven.

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It was no environment
for a child!

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- So, what did he take?
- Peanut butter and bread.

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They sent me
to a boys' home.

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Teaches you some discipline
and responsibility, Dean.

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Keep you out of trouble.

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It's Cain.
As in Cain and Abel?

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Lucifer was gonna
make my brother into his pet.

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And so I offered a deal ...

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It's the bloody Mark
of Cain.

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So I became a soldier
of Hell ...

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I can give you the Mark, Dean,
if it's what you truly want.

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But you have to know with
the Mark comes a great burden.

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What the hell?
Charlie?

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We're still connected
physically.

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If you hurt her,
you hurt me.

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Dean!

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I'm so sorry, kiddo.

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I forgive you, Dean.

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You good?

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No.

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It wasn't me, man!
I didn't take it!

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You keep on coming
and stealing from me!

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It was that ...

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Where's my money?
Where's my money?

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You give me my money!

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Swear on my mother,
J.P.,

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I see your face in here
again...

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I'll kill you.

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Like hell.

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This is freakin' America, man.
You can't just ...

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What you looking at?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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After Cain killed Abel,
he became a demon.

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I felt connected to you
right from the beginning.

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You and I
are very much alike.

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I can give you the Mark, Dean,
if it's what you truly want.

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But when I kill,
I kill for a reason.

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I'm nothing like Cain.

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Why are you fighting
what you really are?

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Hey.
Hey.

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Caught a case.

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Apparently something
is taking people

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and leaving their clothes.

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Hmm. About time
this gig got an "R" rating.

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All right.

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Why don't you check it out?
I'll hold down the fort.

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Dean, you haven't
left the bunker in a week.

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And?

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And you can't just
live the rest of your life

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locked up in this room.

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I don't know.
I got three hots and a cot.

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Could be worse.

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Look, I know you're worried
about the Mark.

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Yes, Sam. I am.

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Between
what I did to Charlie ...

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Charlie forgave you.

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How about
you forgive yourself?

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Because I'm not exactly
batting 1,000 here, you know?

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Yeah, I do know that,

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but staying locked up in here,
sitting on the ground

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reading the same lore books
over and over and over again,

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it's not helping you.

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You need to get back in the game
for your own good.

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You can beat this, Dean.

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Do you really believe
that?

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Yeah, you're damn right
I believe that.

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You know,
you also believed

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in the Easter Bunny
till you were 12.

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No, I didn't.

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Look, I was 11.

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And a half.

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And a half. Right.

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So?

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Okay.

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And then ... then ... then
there was this bright light,

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and ... bam ...
the dude's just gone.

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Nothing left but,
uh...

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A cheap suit
and a pair of Florsheims?

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Pretty much.

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You see anyone else?

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No, sir, Officer.

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And what about,
uh, a chill?

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Or did you smell
any rotten eggs?

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What?

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No, man. Uh...

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I smelled flowers,
though.

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You smelled flowers?
What kind of flowers?

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Flowery flowers.

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Flowery flowers.

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Look.

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We all know what's
going on here, okay?

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Don't say it.

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Aliens.

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He said it.

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Yeah, he did.

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Dude was abducted.

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Believe me, I know.

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May 2003. Those suckers,
they grabbed me,

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and they probed me everywhere.
Okay.

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Thanks for your time. Yeah.
I'm talking everywhere.

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And I mean everywhere.
Okay, okay.

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Well, the wheels
just came flying off the bus.

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Yeah.

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No cold spots means
it probably wasn't a ghost.

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And no sulfur
means no demons,

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so that leaves us
with what?

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Couple of little green dudes
and a bucket of lube?

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Or fairies.

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Or... Angels.

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Ugh. I'd rather have
the little green dudes.

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All right, I'll go scope out
J.P.'s place.

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You, uh ...
you ask around inside.

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Or you know what?

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We don't have to split up.

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No, no, no. It's cool.

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I can handle a little 20 questions
with the locals, okay?

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You sure?
Yeah, hey, look, it's a dive bar.

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It's my comfort zone,
hmm?

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All right. Good.

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Great.

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What can I do you?

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Screw it.
I'm gonna believe in myself.

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Attaboy.

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Give me something dark
and strong.

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Hey, did you know that guy
that went missing ... J.P.?

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Who's asking?

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Just an old pal.

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Look, I'm sorry
to hear about what happened.

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But...
guy's a lowlife.

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That night, I had
to kick his ass out of here

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for stealing my tips.

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Whatever J.P. got...

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Probably had it coming.

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Ouch.

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J.P. wasn't that bad.

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You knew him?

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This isn't exactly "Cheers,"
but yeah.

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And don't get me wrong,

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I would not buy a used car
from the guy.

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But he was harmless.

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So,
what was his problem?

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What wasn't?

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You're in here getting stunned
while the sun's still up,

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your life's
a regular Charlie Foxtrot.

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Trust me.

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I'm Dean.

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Tina.

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There you go.

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How do you know
the Royale Motel in Scranton?

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My dad, me, and my bro ... we got
snowed in there for a week.

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Well, I was there
for about three months

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after my father
drank all our money away.

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Lived on white rice and tic tacs
until they kicked us out.

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Good times.

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My dad was always working,

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so I came up with
about 101 different ways

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to make
macaroni and cheese.

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Serious?

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Oh, yeah.
Now, add ketchup for spice, hmm?

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Uh, tuna, hot dogs,

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fluff marshmallow mix.

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Ugh!
That sounds disgusting.

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Yeah, well, my brother thought
it was exotic.

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Well, here's to,
uh, crappy childhoods.

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Hey. All right.

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Oh.

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Oh. Sorry.

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I should go.

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Uh...

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Before you fall hopelessly
in love with me.

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You gonna be okay?

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I always am.

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How we looking?
Not great.

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Turns out J.P. was about
three days from getting evicted.

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His landlord said the guy
blasted Neil Diamond 24/7

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and that his bathroom was,

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"like staring
into the Devil's butt."

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That's vivid.

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And accurate. I saw it.

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You saw the John,
or, uh ...

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Don't.

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So, you got anything?

191
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Yeah.

192
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I got, uh, Jack
with two scoops of squat.

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I don't know, man.

194
00:11:00,582 --> 00:11:02,348
I think we ought to just
call it a night and, uh...

195
00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:03,783
And what?

196
00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:06,853
Dean? Hello?

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00:11:06,855 --> 00:11:09,656
Sammy,
I think I got something.

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00:11:17,532 --> 00:11:19,699
Tina?

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00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,766
What the hell?

200
00:12:15,023 --> 00:12:17,590
Son of a bitch.

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00:12:25,432 --> 00:12:27,832
Seriously?

202
00:12:29,169 --> 00:12:33,038
Seriously?

203
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,273
Hey.

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00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:39,310
What's your name?

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Dean.

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00:12:42,149 --> 00:12:44,482
Dean? It's me ... Tina.

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00:12:45,585 --> 00:12:47,485
What?

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00:12:47,487 --> 00:12:50,288
Please tell me you know
what the hell is going on.

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00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:52,357
Honestly,
I'm not sure yet.

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Because I left the bar
and then there was this...

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A light?
A bright light?

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00:12:57,064 --> 00:12:58,463
Yes,
and then I was here,

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and I thought
this was a nightmare,

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00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:01,599
but...

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00:13:01,601 --> 00:13:03,868
Oh, God,
if you're here...

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00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,470
It can't be real.
This doesn't ...

217
00:13:05,472 --> 00:13:07,405
I know.
Just try to stay calm, okay?

218
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:08,940
Stay calm?
I'm a freakin' tween,

219
00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:11,076
and you look like
some One Direction reject.

220
00:13:11,078 --> 00:13:14,612
And we're in some freaky
serial-killer basement.

221
00:13:14,614 --> 00:13:16,181
I can't ...
Tina, Tina, just ...

222
00:13:16,183 --> 00:13:19,217
I'm not gonna let
anything happen to you, okay?

223
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:23,888
Well, anything else
happen to you.

224
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,490
This is crazy.

225
00:13:25,492 --> 00:13:27,659
How are you so calm?

226
00:13:29,229 --> 00:13:31,429
Practice.

227
00:13:31,431 --> 00:13:32,831
Who's your friend?

228
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,800
I'm not sure.

229
00:13:35,802 --> 00:13:37,836
He doesn't talk.

230
00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:41,606
J.P.?

231
00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:08,233
No!

232
00:14:08,235 --> 00:14:10,435
Hey. Hey!

233
00:14:10,437 --> 00:14:12,237
Don't!

234
00:14:13,773 --> 00:14:16,274
This is freakin' America, man!
You can't do this!

235
00:14:17,978 --> 00:14:20,145
No!

236
00:14:38,298 --> 00:14:39,898
What is it?

237
00:14:59,853 --> 00:15:01,286
Hey, buddy?

238
00:15:02,389 --> 00:15:04,122
Where did that jacket
come from?

239
00:15:05,358 --> 00:15:07,192
My Bar Mitzvah.

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00:15:08,395 --> 00:15:09,928
It was a magical night.

241
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:11,963
Yeah, I bet.

242
00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:15,767
Why don't you try it
again?

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00:15:15,769 --> 00:15:17,702
Dumpster.

244
00:15:17,704 --> 00:15:19,871
Found it by the dumpster.

245
00:15:19,873 --> 00:15:21,973
All right.

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00:15:21,975 --> 00:15:23,708
Mmm.

247
00:15:29,816 --> 00:15:32,050
They probably poisoned it.

248
00:15:38,825 --> 00:15:40,225
Right.

249
00:15:40,227 --> 00:15:42,827
Obviously.

250
00:15:45,198 --> 00:15:47,532
What do you think
they're doing to J.P.?

251
00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:51,069
Nothing good.

252
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,694
What are you doing?

253
00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:21,566
Getting us out of here.

254
00:16:28,908 --> 00:16:32,343
You know, before...

255
00:16:32,345 --> 00:16:34,345
I thought
you were just another drunk.

256
00:16:34,347 --> 00:16:38,016
I prefer
functional alcoholic.

257
00:16:38,018 --> 00:16:40,585
Seriously, who ...

258
00:16:40,587 --> 00:16:42,420
What are you?

259
00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:50,595
That...
is a long-ass story.

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00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:45,917
Flowers.

261
00:17:54,461 --> 00:17:55,860
Yahtzee.

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00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:02,567
Get out.

263
00:18:02,569 --> 00:18:03,968
What?

264
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:09,474
Hurry.
I'll keep him busy.

265
00:18:10,577 --> 00:18:12,510
Screw that.
You're coming with me.

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00:18:12,512 --> 00:18:14,312
There's no time. Go.
Get help.

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00:18:14,314 --> 00:18:15,680
Tina ...
I know you will.

268
00:18:23,156 --> 00:18:26,190
Help me!

269
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,292
Help me, please!

270
00:18:28,294 --> 00:18:30,294
I need a doctor!

271
00:18:30,296 --> 00:18:33,398
I need a doctor now!

272
00:18:37,971 --> 00:18:40,338
What are you screaming about,
girl?

273
00:19:09,202 --> 00:19:10,701
Yeah?

274
00:19:10,703 --> 00:19:12,270
Hiya, Sammy.

275
00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:18,576
Dean?

276
00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:26,868
Yeah.

277
00:19:41,518 --> 00:19:42,518
W-wait a second.

278
00:19:42,519 --> 00:19:45,286
Y-you're a ...
Uh-huh.

279
00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:47,188
How?

280
00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:48,456
No clue.

281
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,925
Some scarface-looking dude,
bright light.

282
00:19:50,927 --> 00:19:53,795
Next thing I know,
I wake up looking like Bieber.

283
00:19:53,797 --> 00:19:57,165
Why would someone turn you
into ...

284
00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:58,900
Don't know. Don't care.

285
00:19:58,902 --> 00:20:00,168
Hey,
we got any grenades?

286
00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:01,769
What?

287
00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:03,738
Don't ... wait, wait, wait.
Wait a second. Talk to me.

288
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,907
Really, Sam? Now?

289
00:20:05,909 --> 00:20:08,710
I got no grass on the infield,
and a girl's gonna die.

290
00:20:08,712 --> 00:20:10,912
Sorry
if I'm not in a chatty mood.

291
00:20:10,914 --> 00:20:14,115
Look, you wanted me back
in the game.

292
00:20:14,117 --> 00:20:16,050
I'm back in the damn game.

293
00:20:16,052 --> 00:20:18,152
Come on.

294
00:20:24,427 --> 00:20:25,660
Well...

295
00:20:25,662 --> 00:20:27,829
Ma'am, allow me.

296
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:36,538
Your son is so polite.

297
00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:39,240
Thanks.

298
00:20:43,313 --> 00:20:45,146
Where are we heading?
Tell you on the way.

299
00:20:50,353 --> 00:20:52,554
Okay, okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

300
00:20:52,556 --> 00:20:55,390
Wait, uh...
Maybe I should drive?

301
00:20:55,392 --> 00:20:56,758
Yeah.
Yeah.

302
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,260
Okay. Seat. Seat. Seat.

303
00:20:59,262 --> 00:21:02,263
Ooh.

304
00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:12,073
Cake. Why would
they give you cake?

305
00:21:12,075 --> 00:21:14,042
Well, don't know.

306
00:21:14,044 --> 00:21:15,510
It wasn't even good cake.

307
00:21:15,512 --> 00:21:16,778
Too dry.

308
00:21:25,221 --> 00:21:26,621
What?

309
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:30,191
Nothing.

310
00:21:32,562 --> 00:21:35,897
Okay, not nothing.
Look, this is bizarre.

311
00:21:35,899 --> 00:21:37,865
Even for us, Dean.
This is insane.

312
00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:41,135
You ... you're like ...
what, you're like 14?

313
00:21:41,137 --> 00:21:42,470
How does it even feel?

314
00:21:43,807 --> 00:21:45,506
Well, I'm me.

315
00:21:45,508 --> 00:21:49,410
I'm ... I'm old me,
but I'm a kid.

316
00:21:49,412 --> 00:21:50,845
It's freakin' weird,
dude.

317
00:21:52,382 --> 00:21:54,716
And...

318
00:21:54,718 --> 00:21:57,485
What?

319
00:21:58,622 --> 00:22:00,622
There was
a Taylor Swift song

320
00:22:00,624 --> 00:22:02,256
on the bus
that I hopped to the motel,

321
00:22:02,258 --> 00:22:05,026
and, uh...

322
00:22:05,028 --> 00:22:06,494
I liked it, Sam.

323
00:22:06,496 --> 00:22:10,131
Liked it a lot.

324
00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:11,599
Okay.

325
00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:14,502
And my voice is weird,
and I've got like nine zits,

326
00:22:14,504 --> 00:22:16,204
and I have zero control
over this.

327
00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:18,072
I mean, it's up. It's down.
It's up for no reason.

328
00:22:18,074 --> 00:22:19,574
That's enough.
Yeah, thanks.

329
00:22:19,576 --> 00:22:21,809
Uh
let's just call it puberty.

330
00:22:21,811 --> 00:22:24,746
Yeah, which sucks.
Again.

331
00:22:26,816 --> 00:22:30,218
Well, listen, I checked out
the alley where you got jumped,

332
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:32,186
and I found yarrow.

333
00:22:32,188 --> 00:22:34,144
Which means what?

334
00:22:34,168 --> 00:22:35,991
Means we're probably
dealing with a witch.

335
00:22:35,992 --> 00:22:37,325
Yarrow's a flower.

336
00:22:37,327 --> 00:22:40,194
They use it in a ton of spells.
Okay.

337
00:22:40,196 --> 00:22:41,417
We still got some of that
witch-killing crap in the trunk?

338
00:22:41,441 --> 00:22:42,698
Hell, yeah.

339
00:22:42,699 --> 00:22:45,266
So, we'll get you
changed back,

340
00:22:45,268 --> 00:22:47,969
and then
light Sabrina's ass up.

341
00:22:53,443 --> 00:22:54,809
Right?

342
00:22:56,513 --> 00:22:58,379
Uh, yeah, about that.

343
00:22:59,883 --> 00:23:02,617
It turns out, this whole
freak show has an upside.

344
00:23:06,456 --> 00:23:08,289
The Mark is gone.

345
00:23:09,459 --> 00:23:10,692
How?

346
00:23:10,694 --> 00:23:12,827
Well,
I figure if this hoodoo

347
00:23:12,829 --> 00:23:15,129
slammed me back into the body
I had when I was 14 ...

348
00:23:15,131 --> 00:23:16,264
You didn't have the Mark
then.

349
00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:18,833
Yeah, and if we reverse
the spell ...

350
00:23:18,835 --> 00:23:20,702
then it's gonna come back.

351
00:23:20,704 --> 00:23:23,604
That's what I'm thinking.

352
00:23:23,606 --> 00:23:25,006
So...

353
00:23:27,444 --> 00:23:28,910
Maybe we don't.

354
00:23:32,082 --> 00:23:34,582
Wait a second. Are you saying
you want to stay like this?

355
00:23:34,584 --> 00:23:36,317
No.

356
00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:38,386
No, but...

357
00:23:38,388 --> 00:23:41,489
If it's between being a psycho
rage monster/borderline demon

358
00:23:41,491 --> 00:23:43,357
or a teenager, well...

359
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:44,826
Really?

360
00:23:44,828 --> 00:23:47,962
Look,
I'm not a fan, either, but...

361
00:23:47,964 --> 00:23:49,697
Sam,
this is problem solved.

362
00:23:49,699 --> 00:23:51,466
And I'm still me.

363
00:23:51,468 --> 00:23:53,468
I can still hunt.

364
00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:57,305
I'm just, you know...
dewier.

365
00:23:57,307 --> 00:24:00,475
Okay, look,
y-you have a point, kind of,

366
00:24:00,477 --> 00:24:01,843
but, dude ...

367
00:24:01,845 --> 00:24:03,344
I know.

368
00:24:07,217 --> 00:24:08,750
Some good news, though ...

369
00:24:08,752 --> 00:24:10,384
virgin liver.

370
00:24:10,386 --> 00:24:12,820
So, what do you say when
we're done doing our hero thing,

371
00:24:12,822 --> 00:24:14,789
we take her
for a test-drive?

372
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:17,792
Yeah, sure.

373
00:24:19,062 --> 00:24:22,330
I mean... you can drink again
in, what, like seven years?

374
00:24:22,332 --> 00:24:24,699
That's not funny.

375
00:24:24,701 --> 00:24:26,200
That's kind of funny.
That's not funny.

376
00:24:26,202 --> 00:24:27,769
Oh, come on, man.
It's kind of funny.

377
00:24:42,886 --> 00:24:44,185
Looks like someone's home.

378
00:24:44,187 --> 00:24:46,821
Okay. Let's go in
through the basement.

379
00:24:46,823 --> 00:24:50,024
Get Tina out first.
All right.

380
00:25:25,094 --> 00:25:26,627
Still open.

381
00:25:31,201 --> 00:25:32,633
Tina?

382
00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,439
All right, let's go.

383
00:25:39,409 --> 00:25:41,309
Dean, I'm way too big
to fit in that.

384
00:25:41,311 --> 00:25:43,644
First time
you ever had to say that, huh?

385
00:25:44,948 --> 00:25:47,648
Big talk coming from the dude
wearing underoos.

386
00:25:49,953 --> 00:25:51,853
Okay, good one.

387
00:25:51,855 --> 00:25:53,694
Here, why don't you go
around back for another way in?

388
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:54,783
Yeah.

389
00:27:26,449 --> 00:27:28,382
Don't!

390
00:27:28,384 --> 00:27:29,350
Where's the girl?

391
00:27:29,352 --> 00:27:33,254
Upstairs. Alive.

392
00:27:33,256 --> 00:27:36,490
What did you do to us?
Nothing.

393
00:27:36,492 --> 00:27:38,960
I'm no witch.

394
00:27:38,962 --> 00:27:40,594
I just work for one.

395
00:27:40,596 --> 00:27:43,464
Crappy gig.
Where is he?

396
00:27:45,168 --> 00:27:47,068
She.

397
00:27:47,070 --> 00:27:50,838
And she is the worst person
in the world.

398
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,273
Is that so?

399
00:27:53,943 --> 00:27:58,312
I've been with her
for centuries.

400
00:27:58,314 --> 00:28:01,716
Things I've seen her do.

401
00:28:01,718 --> 00:28:04,385
My sister and I,

402
00:28:04,387 --> 00:28:09,123
she made us hurt people,
kill people,

403
00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:12,994
and when
we tried to escape,

404
00:28:12,996 --> 00:28:17,565
she caught us
and tortured me,

405
00:28:17,567 --> 00:28:21,435
and then she made me eat
poor Gretel's heart.

406
00:28:22,772 --> 00:28:25,172
Wait. Witch? Gretel?

407
00:28:25,174 --> 00:28:27,541
What,
are you saying that you're...

408
00:28:27,543 --> 00:28:30,077
Hansel.

409
00:28:30,079 --> 00:28:31,278
My name is Hansel.

410
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,948
Hansel?
And ... and... and Gretel.

411
00:28:33,950 --> 00:28:35,383
Hansel and Gretel,
like the ... like the fable.

412
00:28:35,385 --> 00:28:36,751
Like Brothers Grimm?

413
00:28:36,753 --> 00:28:39,086
It wasn't a fable.

414
00:28:39,088 --> 00:28:41,922
It was based
on a true story.

415
00:28:41,924 --> 00:28:44,458
They just gave it
a happy ending.

416
00:28:46,929 --> 00:28:48,329
Oh, okay.

417
00:28:48,331 --> 00:28:50,865
We get to barbecue
a celebrity. Cool.

418
00:28:50,867 --> 00:28:54,435
You can't kill her.

419
00:28:54,437 --> 00:28:55,770
You're just men.

420
00:28:57,407 --> 00:29:00,775
We're more than that.

421
00:29:02,445 --> 00:29:03,677
We're hunters.

422
00:29:03,679 --> 00:29:06,680
Ah.

423
00:29:06,682 --> 00:29:08,282
Then let me help.

424
00:29:09,886 --> 00:29:12,486
Help?
What's in it for you?

425
00:29:12,488 --> 00:29:16,624
Because if you're going to fry
that candy-coated bitch,

426
00:29:16,626 --> 00:29:18,359
I want in.

427
00:29:18,361 --> 00:29:22,063
You want to help?

428
00:29:22,065 --> 00:29:23,998
Tell me
how to turn him back.

429
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,566
Sam, it can wait.

430
00:29:26,602 --> 00:29:28,402
Tell me how!

431
00:29:28,404 --> 00:29:32,006
The hex bag
that I'm wearing.

432
00:29:33,609 --> 00:29:35,443
It will reverse the spell.

433
00:29:35,445 --> 00:29:39,380
Squeeze it, and you'll return
to your proper age.

434
00:29:45,688 --> 00:29:51,692
Look, we waste the witch,
I give you the cure.

435
00:29:51,694 --> 00:29:54,829
Deal?

436
00:30:08,711 --> 00:30:12,012
Your friend J.P. didn't
have much meat on his bones.

437
00:30:13,716 --> 00:30:17,318
But a good cook works with
the ingredients she's given.

438
00:30:20,990 --> 00:30:23,090
Mmm.

439
00:30:23,092 --> 00:30:27,261
Oh. Wunderbar.

440
00:30:30,566 --> 00:30:32,900
Oh, don't worry, liebchen.

441
00:30:32,902 --> 00:30:35,002
You're too good for soup.

442
00:30:35,004 --> 00:30:39,440
I'm thinking
a nice, sweet chili glaze,

443
00:30:39,442 --> 00:30:42,042
a few hours
roasting in the oven.

444
00:30:42,044 --> 00:30:44,111
And an apple in your mouth.

445
00:31:07,737 --> 00:31:09,303
Hansel.

446
00:31:09,305 --> 00:31:11,472
And pals.

447
00:31:11,474 --> 00:31:14,608
Well, our lost lamb.

448
00:31:14,610 --> 00:31:17,878
I thought we'd
have to go looking for you.

449
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,615
Maybe even abandon
our home sweet home here.

450
00:31:21,617 --> 00:31:24,618
I never dreamt you'd be stupid
enough to come back on your own.

451
00:31:25,721 --> 00:31:28,622
Hansel,
take care of them.

452
00:31:30,226 --> 00:31:32,159
Yeah, he's not exactly
your biggest fan.

453
00:31:32,161 --> 00:31:34,442
Maybe you shouldn't have made
him chow down on his sister.

454
00:31:37,266 --> 00:31:41,802
I never made Hansel
do anything.

455
00:31:43,539 --> 00:31:45,139
Damn it!

456
00:31:45,808 --> 00:31:47,208
They're hunters!

457
00:31:47,643 --> 00:31:49,843
Rumpatur!

458
00:32:02,124 --> 00:32:05,993
Now... who's hungry?

459
00:32:12,256 --> 00:32:13,823
Don't move.

460
00:32:16,661 --> 00:32:19,328
Ooh. Oh, scrawny.

461
00:32:19,330 --> 00:32:20,796
We'll have
to fatten you up.

462
00:32:20,798 --> 00:32:22,131
Don't freakin' touch me.

463
00:32:22,133 --> 00:32:23,933
Oh, I'm going to do
more than that.

464
00:32:23,935 --> 00:32:25,201
Children.

465
00:32:25,203 --> 00:32:29,705
Oh, they're so sweet
and innocent.

466
00:32:29,707 --> 00:32:31,407
And delicious.

467
00:32:31,409 --> 00:32:33,342
You'll see.

468
00:32:33,344 --> 00:32:37,313
When I cook him up,
I'll give you some, hmm?

469
00:32:37,315 --> 00:32:40,316
If you like kids so much,
why not go after kids?

470
00:32:40,318 --> 00:32:42,184
What's with
this whole Fountain of Youth?

471
00:32:42,186 --> 00:32:45,855
Hmm, in the olden days,
if a child went missing ...

472
00:32:45,857 --> 00:32:48,724
ah, the young
died all the time.

473
00:32:48,726 --> 00:32:53,562
Now, though, with all your Amber alerts
and your milk cartons,

474
00:32:53,564 --> 00:32:57,500
a person fillets one rug rat,
and people get so angry.

475
00:32:57,502 --> 00:32:59,702
Yeah, I blame Obama.

476
00:32:59,704 --> 00:33:01,537
So, I improvise.

477
00:33:01,539 --> 00:33:05,174
I take adults no one will miss
and give them back their youth.

478
00:33:05,176 --> 00:33:07,543
And then
Kentucky-fry 'em.

479
00:33:07,545 --> 00:33:10,779
It's the only way
I can eat in peace.

480
00:33:15,686 --> 00:33:17,419
So, uh,
is it worth it?

481
00:33:17,421 --> 00:33:18,954
I mean,
word on the street

482
00:33:18,956 --> 00:33:20,990
is people kind of taste
like chicken.

483
00:33:20,992 --> 00:33:22,591
A bit.

484
00:33:22,593 --> 00:33:26,662
European children are more,
uh, free-range, gamier.

485
00:33:26,664 --> 00:33:30,432
Americans, though ... ooh ...
they are heaven.

486
00:33:30,434 --> 00:33:32,268
Fattier.

487
00:33:32,270 --> 00:33:37,673
The meat, so finely marbled,
it's almost buttery.

488
00:33:37,675 --> 00:33:39,542
I just can't get enough.

489
00:33:39,544 --> 00:33:41,010
Mmm. Awesome.

490
00:33:41,012 --> 00:33:43,178
No! I am in awe.

491
00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:45,047
This is my first visit
to your country,

492
00:33:45,049 --> 00:33:48,217
and I have to say
god bless the U.S.A.

493
00:33:48,219 --> 00:33:50,853
Oh, so,
you're a tourist.

494
00:33:50,855 --> 00:33:52,254
No.

495
00:33:52,256 --> 00:33:53,856
It's business,
not pleasure.

496
00:33:53,858 --> 00:33:55,758
An old friend
is causing trouble,

497
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,761
and the grand coven
asked me to take care of her.

498
00:33:58,763 --> 00:34:00,829
Poor, stupid Rowena.

499
00:34:04,502 --> 00:34:06,368
Wait. Rowena?

500
00:34:08,539 --> 00:34:11,273
She got red hair,
a thing for ritzy hotels?

501
00:34:11,275 --> 00:34:13,742
How do you know that?

502
00:34:43,608 --> 00:34:46,375
Now you'll burn!

503
00:34:48,312 --> 00:34:50,079
Stay down, boy.

504
00:34:53,351 --> 00:34:54,984
Turn him!

505
00:35:03,461 --> 00:35:05,427
The hell?

506
00:35:24,715 --> 00:35:26,181
No!

507
00:35:58,379 --> 00:36:00,346
That was crazy.

508
00:36:00,348 --> 00:36:04,016
Like... psycho crazy.

509
00:36:04,018 --> 00:36:05,751
And you do this
all the time?

510
00:36:05,753 --> 00:36:07,119
All
the freakin' time.

511
00:36:07,121 --> 00:36:09,021
Not all the time.

512
00:36:09,023 --> 00:36:09,956
So...

513
00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:12,358
Can you turn me back?

514
00:36:15,396 --> 00:36:19,365
The hex bag
went up in flames.

515
00:36:19,367 --> 00:36:20,800
I'm so sorry, Tina.

516
00:36:22,504 --> 00:36:25,471
We may be able to reverse
engineer the spell, though.

517
00:36:34,482 --> 00:36:36,549
Or maybe you don't.

518
00:36:36,551 --> 00:36:38,818
Come again?

519
00:36:41,823 --> 00:36:46,425
I got three ex-husbands,

520
00:36:46,427 --> 00:36:48,828
50 grand in debt,

521
00:36:48,830 --> 00:36:51,063
and not much else.

522
00:36:51,065 --> 00:36:54,734
I was...
kind of a crappy adult.

523
00:36:57,171 --> 00:37:00,373
Maybe I'll do better
this time around.

524
00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:04,610
Get out of town,
get a fresh start.

525
00:37:04,612 --> 00:37:06,612
This is my second chance.

526
00:37:06,614 --> 00:37:09,115
Everybody wants a second chance,
right?

527
00:37:14,722 --> 00:37:16,522
Sure you're gonna be
alright?

528
00:37:16,524 --> 00:37:20,426
Like I told you,
I always am.

529
00:37:22,997 --> 00:37:25,331
Can we at least give you a ride
somewhere?

530
00:37:29,537 --> 00:37:31,771
Give me the keys.

531
00:37:36,945 --> 00:37:39,478
All right, here you go.
It's all the cash we got.

532
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,181
Thanks
for everything.

533
00:37:43,184 --> 00:37:44,684
You stay safe out there,
you hear?

534
00:37:44,686 --> 00:37:46,452
I will.

535
00:37:49,023 --> 00:37:53,459
And hey, we'll always have
the Royale Motel, right?

536
00:38:02,203 --> 00:38:04,136
So...

537
00:38:04,138 --> 00:38:05,805
Grand coven.

538
00:38:05,807 --> 00:38:07,506
Any ideas?

539
00:38:07,508 --> 00:38:09,275
Doesn't sound good.

540
00:38:09,277 --> 00:38:12,244
Well, sounds like
an '80s hair-metal band.

541
00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:14,347
You know, lot of hair spray,
lot of eye shadow,

542
00:38:14,349 --> 00:38:16,082
lot of keytar.

543
00:38:17,952 --> 00:38:19,652
No? Nothing?

544
00:38:19,654 --> 00:38:21,954
Come on, man. I'm painting
a word picture here.

545
00:38:21,956 --> 00:38:23,689
Is it back?

546
00:38:31,165 --> 00:38:33,099
Look, I know
what you're gonna say, okay?

547
00:38:33,101 --> 00:38:34,066
But you were in deep.

548
00:38:34,068 --> 00:38:35,267
I know, I know.

549
00:38:35,269 --> 00:38:37,570
You saved me,
and you saved Tina,

550
00:38:37,572 --> 00:38:41,340
and... you pulled
a Dean Winchester.

551
00:38:44,579 --> 00:38:46,112
Thank you.

552
00:38:47,882 --> 00:38:49,515
Anytime.

553
00:38:49,517 --> 00:38:51,751
Look, man...

554
00:38:51,753 --> 00:38:54,320
Do I wish
the Mark was gone?

555
00:38:54,322 --> 00:38:55,354
Yes, of course.

556
00:38:55,356 --> 00:38:59,191
Absolutely, I do, but...

557
00:38:59,193 --> 00:39:00,559
I wanted you back.

558
00:39:00,561 --> 00:39:02,728
And now here you are,

559
00:39:02,730 --> 00:39:05,798
and you didn't hulk out,
so...

560
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,600
I'll take the win.

561
00:39:07,602 --> 00:39:10,436
As for the rest of it ...

562
00:39:10,438 --> 00:39:13,072
the Mark,
everything else...

563
00:39:15,376 --> 00:39:17,410
we'll figure it out.

564
00:39:17,412 --> 00:39:19,011
We always do.

565
00:39:19,013 --> 00:39:21,747
Damn right.

566
00:39:21,749 --> 00:39:23,449
Let's get out of here.

567
00:39:36,831 --> 00:39:38,130
I'm back, baby.

568
00:40:04,188 --> 00:40:10,688
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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