1 00:00:00,082 --> 00:00:02,916 - It's Halloween, man. - For us, every day is Halloween. 2 00:00:02,918 --> 00:00:05,352 Samhain is the damn origin of Halloween. 3 00:00:05,354 --> 00:00:08,155 Celts believed that October 31st was the one night of the year 4 00:00:08,157 --> 00:00:10,190 when the veil was thinnest between the living and the dead. 5 00:00:10,192 --> 00:00:12,159 - We should have one this year. - Have one what? 6 00:00:12,161 --> 00:00:12,826 A Christmas! 7 00:00:14,296 --> 00:00:16,930 We'll get a tree, a little Boston market. 8 00:00:16,932 --> 00:00:18,632 Just like when we were little. 9 00:00:18,634 --> 00:00:20,667 It's Valentine's day, your favorite holiday, remember? 10 00:00:20,669 --> 00:00:22,035 I mean, what do you always call it? 11 00:00:22,037 --> 00:00:23,303 "Unattached drifter Christmas"? 12 00:00:23,305 --> 00:00:24,805 Your people called him cupid. 13 00:00:24,807 --> 00:00:26,606 He's actually a lower order of angel. 14 00:00:26,608 --> 00:00:28,208 Technically, it's a cherub, third class. 15 00:00:28,210 --> 00:00:29,476 Yes, yes, yes! 16 00:00:29,478 --> 00:00:31,111 Is this a fight? Are we in a fight? 17 00:00:31,113 --> 00:00:32,979 This is their handshake. 18 00:00:32,981 --> 00:00:34,948 - What was that? - The future. 19 00:00:34,950 --> 00:00:37,284 We're bonded. You're the one who set me free. 20 00:00:37,286 --> 00:00:38,618 No, that was an accident. 21 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:39,853 You and I will be together. 22 00:00:39,855 --> 00:00:41,154 No, that's — that's not gonna happen. 23 00:00:41,156 --> 00:00:42,322 We will become one. 24 00:00:42,324 --> 00:00:43,957 Why wouldn't you want that? 25 00:01:08,150 --> 00:01:10,784 Here, honey. Let me. 26 00:01:10,786 --> 00:01:13,954 Thanks, babe. 27 00:01:13,956 --> 00:01:16,790 As handsome as the day I met you. 28 00:01:23,799 --> 00:01:26,600 Doesn't staci know to knock? 29 00:01:26,602 --> 00:01:30,337 She'll wake teagan! 30 00:01:34,143 --> 00:01:35,575 Sorry. 31 00:01:35,577 --> 00:01:38,044 I remembered after I rang. 32 00:01:43,519 --> 00:01:46,486 So, where's Melissa? 33 00:01:46,488 --> 00:01:48,488 She's getting ready. 34 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:57,297 Eww, I can taste her mom lipstick. 35 00:01:57,299 --> 00:01:59,733 You're telling her tonight, right? 36 00:01:59,735 --> 00:02:01,434 It's Valentine's day. 37 00:02:01,436 --> 00:02:02,669 So? 38 00:02:02,671 --> 00:02:04,604 So, that's heartless. 39 00:02:04,606 --> 00:02:06,173 Can't we talk about this later? 40 00:02:06,175 --> 00:02:08,375 I'm tired of waiting. 41 00:02:08,377 --> 00:02:11,077 I-I told you it's not that simple. 42 00:02:11,079 --> 00:02:14,381 Mel and I, we've been together since we were your age. 43 00:02:14,383 --> 00:02:16,750 We — we have a house, a baby. 44 00:02:16,752 --> 00:02:18,351 We have a whole life together. 45 00:02:18,353 --> 00:02:19,586 Dan, don't you get it? 46 00:02:19,588 --> 00:02:21,755 That's what I want. 47 00:02:22,791 --> 00:02:25,625 Either tell her tonight, or — 48 00:02:25,627 --> 00:02:27,227 or what? 49 00:02:27,229 --> 00:02:31,131 Melissa, you look so pretty! 50 00:02:31,133 --> 00:02:33,934 I love your lipstick. 51 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:35,735 Thanks. You ready? 52 00:02:35,737 --> 00:02:37,537 Mm-hmm. 53 00:02:53,055 --> 00:02:55,922 Man #1: True love, all right? 54 00:02:55,924 --> 00:02:57,791 So everyone just, uh, go back to your sloppy tots. 55 00:02:57,793 --> 00:03:00,360 Man #2: Is he gone? Like, gone, gone? 56 00:03:00,362 --> 00:03:02,796 Man #3: True love can get us out of here? 57 00:03:02,798 --> 00:03:04,564 Yeah. 58 00:03:04,566 --> 00:03:06,399 H-hey, listen. 59 00:03:06,401 --> 00:03:08,368 Yeah, I've been in love a million times. Listen. 60 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:11,504 Man #4: Oh, it's beautiful, Mike. It really — 61 00:03:11,506 --> 00:03:13,073 boom, boom! 62 00:03:13,075 --> 00:03:16,743 This bramble grey tea is simply divine, Cindy. 63 00:03:18,881 --> 00:03:20,513 Um... 64 00:03:20,515 --> 00:03:25,218 I would like to apologize for being so insensitive 65 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:28,121 to your grieving emotional state. 66 00:03:30,592 --> 00:03:33,059 Beautiful artwork, by the way. 67 00:03:33,061 --> 00:03:34,728 You say it is is how it is, 68 00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:36,196 but I think a blind man could see 69 00:03:36,198 --> 00:03:37,898 that Beth is looking for the door. 70 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,866 I barely have a reason to care and even I noticed. 71 00:03:39,868 --> 00:03:42,068 Come on, Rick! Don't talk about my parents like that! 72 00:03:42,070 --> 00:03:44,037 Listen, morty, I hate to break it to you, 73 00:03:44,039 --> 00:03:46,506 but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction 74 00:03:46,508 --> 00:03:48,341 that compels animals to breed. 75 00:03:48,343 --> 00:03:50,577 It hits hard, morty, then it slow fades, 76 00:03:50,579 --> 00:03:52,846 leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. 77 00:03:52,848 --> 00:03:54,581 I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. 78 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:56,449 Break the cycle, morty. 79 00:03:59,821 --> 00:04:02,822 You scared the hell out of me! 80 00:04:02,824 --> 00:04:04,424 What are you doing here? 81 00:04:04,426 --> 00:04:06,426 Check on your mom. 82 00:04:06,428 --> 00:04:08,261 Morty, hand me that screwdriver, huh? 83 00:04:08,263 --> 00:04:10,196 Mm. That feels good. 84 00:04:10,198 --> 00:04:11,631 I'm almost finished making my ionic defibulizer, morty. 85 00:04:11,633 --> 00:04:12,933 It's gonna be great. 86 00:04:12,935 --> 00:04:14,634 Hey, listen, Rick. You know... 87 00:04:47,302 --> 00:04:49,169 - Morning. - Mm. 88 00:05:02,918 --> 00:05:05,118 Is that a hickey? 89 00:05:07,289 --> 00:05:08,955 And? 90 00:05:08,957 --> 00:05:11,291 It was Valentine's day. 91 00:05:13,462 --> 00:05:15,829 Wow. Can't help it if I'm a hopeless romantic. 92 00:05:15,831 --> 00:05:18,064 You got half of that right. 93 00:05:18,066 --> 00:05:20,767 - Just doing my civic duty. 94 00:05:20,769 --> 00:05:25,071 Helping all the single ladies. 95 00:05:25,073 --> 00:05:28,108 You know the best thing about February 14th? 96 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:30,310 You don't have to be Mr. right — 97 00:05:30,312 --> 00:05:31,845 just Mr. right now. 98 00:05:31,847 --> 00:05:34,514 That's classy. 99 00:05:34,516 --> 00:05:37,317 Yeah? What'd you do, judgy? 100 00:05:37,319 --> 00:05:38,618 Curl up in your snuggie? 101 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:40,320 Watch "50 shades" on cable? - Yeah. 102 00:05:40,322 --> 00:05:42,322 No. 103 00:05:44,192 --> 00:05:45,525 Check this out. 104 00:05:45,527 --> 00:05:47,861 Staci Altman, 19-year-old babysitter 105 00:05:47,863 --> 00:05:50,797 from Hudson, Ohio, was murdered last night. 106 00:05:50,799 --> 00:05:52,932 Well, that blows. 107 00:05:54,169 --> 00:05:57,871 But if her name's not amara, how is that us? 108 00:05:57,873 --> 00:06:01,441 Because her heart was ripped out. 109 00:06:01,443 --> 00:06:02,842 - On Valentine's day? - Yeah. 110 00:06:02,844 --> 00:06:04,077 Mm. 111 00:06:04,079 --> 00:06:07,247 Was it, like, an ironic werewolf? 112 00:06:07,249 --> 00:06:09,582 All right, we'll check it out. 113 00:06:09,584 --> 00:06:11,117 But, first, I need bacon. 114 00:06:11,119 --> 00:06:13,753 No, first, you need a shower. 115 00:06:13,755 --> 00:06:15,688 - Is it — - yeah. 116 00:06:20,295 --> 00:06:22,395 You're not wrong. 117 00:06:39,748 --> 00:06:41,881 It's like we told the cops. 118 00:06:41,883 --> 00:06:44,384 Staci came over around 6:00. 119 00:06:44,386 --> 00:06:46,753 We went to dinner, and by the time we got home... 120 00:06:46,755 --> 00:06:48,721 We, uh — we found staci in the living room 121 00:06:48,723 --> 00:06:52,992 in a pool blood and teagan, in her crib, hysterical. 122 00:06:52,994 --> 00:06:54,761 It was awful. 123 00:06:54,763 --> 00:06:57,397 Can you think of any reason 124 00:06:57,399 --> 00:06:59,299 why somebody would want to hurt staci? 125 00:06:59,301 --> 00:07:01,000 No. 126 00:07:01,002 --> 00:07:06,206 Staci was super-sweet and popular and pretty. 127 00:07:09,044 --> 00:07:11,211 Anyone who met her fell in love with her. 128 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:15,181 Well, maybe it was a crime of passion. 129 00:07:15,183 --> 00:07:17,917 Uh, did staci have any crazy ex-boyfriends? 130 00:07:17,919 --> 00:07:19,919 No. N-not that I know of. 131 00:07:19,921 --> 00:07:23,022 Honey? 132 00:07:23,024 --> 00:07:27,026 W-why would I have any idea? 133 00:07:27,028 --> 00:07:29,329 Was anything stolen? 134 00:07:29,331 --> 00:07:31,898 Any chance this may have been a robbery gone wrong? 135 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:33,566 I don't think so. 136 00:07:33,568 --> 00:07:35,735 I mean, nothing was missing 137 00:07:35,737 --> 00:07:38,238 except for the nanny cam in the living room. 138 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:42,242 Thank you for your time. 139 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:49,916 Give us a call if something comes up. 140 00:07:49,918 --> 00:07:51,918 Okay, thank you. 141 00:07:57,926 --> 00:08:00,660 Is it just me, or is that guy acting a bit hinky? 142 00:08:00,662 --> 00:08:02,695 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. 143 00:08:02,697 --> 00:08:03,963 Let's split up. 144 00:08:03,965 --> 00:08:05,265 You drop me at the morgue, 145 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:06,533 and you can hit Dan at the office. 146 00:08:06,535 --> 00:08:08,101 Yeah, and maybe he'll be a little bit 147 00:08:08,103 --> 00:08:09,435 more open without wifey around. 148 00:08:09,437 --> 00:08:11,538 Yeah. 149 00:08:19,114 --> 00:08:20,847 Based on the autopsy, 150 00:08:20,849 --> 00:08:23,716 the Vic was conscious when her heart was ripped out. 151 00:08:23,718 --> 00:08:26,486 Wouldn't want a front-row seat to that show. 152 00:08:26,488 --> 00:08:28,655 Any ideas what could have done this? 153 00:08:28,657 --> 00:08:31,457 Typically? I'd assume animal attack. 154 00:08:31,459 --> 00:08:33,193 - In a house? - Exactly. 155 00:08:33,195 --> 00:08:35,395 Plus, no claw marks. 156 00:08:35,397 --> 00:08:36,829 I'll be honest with you, agent. 157 00:08:36,831 --> 00:08:38,665 Been doing this for some 20-odd years, 158 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:40,800 and I'm stumped. 159 00:08:40,802 --> 00:08:42,735 All right. 160 00:08:44,372 --> 00:08:46,839 Thanks. 161 00:08:56,751 --> 00:08:58,484 Someone's here to see you, Mr. Harper. 162 00:08:58,486 --> 00:09:00,453 FBI — an agent weller? 163 00:09:03,091 --> 00:09:04,958 Send him in, please. 164 00:09:07,462 --> 00:09:09,495 Please. Have a seat, agent. 165 00:09:09,497 --> 00:09:11,064 What can I help you with? 166 00:09:11,066 --> 00:09:13,399 I need you be straight with me, Dan. 167 00:09:15,570 --> 00:09:18,004 I'm not sure what you mean, agent. 168 00:09:18,006 --> 00:09:19,305 Oh, I think you do. 169 00:09:19,307 --> 00:09:21,975 I think you're hiding something. 170 00:09:21,977 --> 00:09:24,978 And you didn't want to talk about it in front of your wife. 171 00:09:26,615 --> 00:09:28,181 You're schtupping the babysitter. 172 00:09:28,183 --> 00:09:30,516 Excuse me? 173 00:09:30,518 --> 00:09:32,452 Oh, don't act all fake offended. 174 00:09:32,454 --> 00:09:34,687 I'm actually trying to help you out here, okay? 175 00:09:34,689 --> 00:09:37,323 Now, personally, I don't a give rat's ass who you screw. 176 00:09:37,325 --> 00:09:40,927 But I would just hate for your, uh, extracurricular activities 177 00:09:40,929 --> 00:09:43,696 to get you involved in a federal murder investigation. 178 00:09:46,334 --> 00:09:49,469 Or I could just go talk to your wife. 179 00:09:56,878 --> 00:09:58,845 I want to be straight with you, agent. 180 00:09:58,847 --> 00:10:01,347 I really do, but I can't. 181 00:10:01,349 --> 00:10:02,849 Sure you can. 182 00:10:02,851 --> 00:10:05,518 No, really, I mean, this is just too damn weird. 183 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,353 You — you'd never believe me. 184 00:10:07,355 --> 00:10:09,022 Try me. 185 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:17,730 Let me guess — the missing nanny cam? 186 00:10:17,732 --> 00:10:21,467 I was having an affair with staci. 187 00:10:21,469 --> 00:10:24,804 I only took the nanny cam 188 00:10:24,806 --> 00:10:27,507 because she kissed me in front of it. 189 00:10:27,509 --> 00:10:29,876 I forgot the damn thing was there. 190 00:10:29,878 --> 00:10:34,714 Anyway, I was gonna erase it as soon as we got home. 191 00:10:38,386 --> 00:10:42,989 But then we found staci's body. 192 00:10:42,991 --> 00:10:45,725 Melissa went upstairs to the baby, and I — 193 00:10:45,727 --> 00:10:46,893 ran for the cam? 194 00:10:48,563 --> 00:10:50,530 I know it was a dick move, 195 00:10:50,532 --> 00:10:53,700 but I also know the cam must have recorded the murder. 196 00:10:53,702 --> 00:10:55,568 As soon as I erased the kiss, 197 00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:57,837 I was gonna turn it over to the cops. 198 00:10:57,839 --> 00:10:59,072 I swear. 199 00:10:59,074 --> 00:11:02,342 Until I saw what was on it. 200 00:11:44,386 --> 00:11:48,554 I know that's me, but I swear it wasn't me. 201 00:11:48,556 --> 00:11:51,023 I would never hurt staci. 202 00:11:51,025 --> 00:11:52,692 I loved her. 203 00:11:52,694 --> 00:11:55,194 I was at a dinner the entire time. 204 00:11:55,196 --> 00:11:58,498 If you don't believe me, ask Melissa or the waiter. 205 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,800 Or any of the 75 other people that were there. 206 00:12:00,802 --> 00:12:02,668 You got to believe me. 207 00:12:04,272 --> 00:12:05,805 Relax. 208 00:12:05,807 --> 00:12:07,140 I do. 209 00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:10,109 You do? 210 00:12:10,111 --> 00:12:11,778 I need you to sit tight. 211 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:14,313 Keep a lid on this for the time being, okay? 212 00:12:25,627 --> 00:12:27,093 Yo. 213 00:12:27,095 --> 00:12:28,795 Hey. 214 00:12:28,797 --> 00:12:30,263 Find anything? 215 00:12:30,265 --> 00:12:32,565 Uh, yeah — Jack. 216 00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:34,767 Absolutely nothing points to a werewolf. 217 00:12:34,769 --> 00:12:36,469 Well 218 00:12:36,471 --> 00:12:38,004 Step aside, urkel. 219 00:12:43,011 --> 00:12:45,578 It was Dan that stole the nanny cam. 220 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:47,413 Why? 221 00:12:48,650 --> 00:12:50,983 He was schtupping the sitter. 222 00:12:52,654 --> 00:12:54,720 Hmm. 223 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,563 Wait a second. 224 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,698 I thought Dan was at dinner with Melissa. 225 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,834 That's not Dan. 226 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,253 A shapeshifter. 227 00:13:27,255 --> 00:13:29,589 Yahtzee. 228 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,624 It is okay if I head out? 229 00:13:31,626 --> 00:13:34,260 Yeah. 230 00:13:34,262 --> 00:13:37,563 Are you okay, Mr. Harper? 231 00:13:37,565 --> 00:13:40,733 I'm happy to stay if you need me. 232 00:13:40,735 --> 00:13:42,702 Or maybe you should go home. 233 00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:44,437 Be with your family. 234 00:13:44,439 --> 00:13:46,472 I'll be okay, Gladys. 235 00:13:46,474 --> 00:13:48,574 You have a good night. 236 00:13:48,576 --> 00:13:50,710 Okay. 237 00:14:15,036 --> 00:14:16,702 Excuse me. 238 00:14:30,485 --> 00:14:32,285 Did you forget something? 239 00:14:36,391 --> 00:14:38,491 Staci? 240 00:14:38,493 --> 00:14:40,560 Uh-huh. 241 00:14:40,562 --> 00:14:41,894 What the hell is going on? 242 00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:43,863 I want you to give me your heart. 243 00:14:43,865 --> 00:14:45,231 You're dead. 244 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:47,333 This — this is impossible. 245 00:14:47,335 --> 00:14:49,402 I saw your — 246 00:14:49,404 --> 00:14:51,337 your heart ripped out of your chest! 247 00:14:51,339 --> 00:14:53,906 Shh. 248 00:14:53,908 --> 00:14:55,741 Please. 249 00:14:55,743 --> 00:14:57,910 What are you doing? 250 00:14:57,912 --> 00:14:59,412 What do you want? 251 00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:21,834 You were the last person to see your boss alive. 252 00:15:21,836 --> 00:15:24,036 Did you notice anything unusual? 253 00:15:24,038 --> 00:15:25,438 Uh... 254 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,607 Nothing unusual, per se. 255 00:15:27,609 --> 00:15:29,709 Just kind of rude. 256 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:33,112 This young girl — brunette, buxom, 257 00:15:33,114 --> 00:15:35,381 couldn't have been more than 19 — 258 00:15:35,383 --> 00:15:37,783 barreled out of the elevator as I was leaving. 259 00:15:37,785 --> 00:15:39,785 Nearly knocked me over. 260 00:15:39,787 --> 00:15:43,089 Is this her? 261 00:15:44,359 --> 00:15:48,260 Yeah, that's the girl. 262 00:15:49,864 --> 00:15:52,198 Thank you for your time, ma'am. 263 00:15:56,004 --> 00:15:58,070 Well, it confirms we're dealing with a shifter. 264 00:15:58,072 --> 00:16:00,573 Yeah, who's upping its game by impersonating dead people. 265 00:16:00,575 --> 00:16:02,908 I'm guessing it's the wife. - Yeah. 266 00:16:07,949 --> 00:16:11,550 I'm so sorry for your loss. 267 00:16:11,552 --> 00:16:13,486 I just can't — I just can't believe it. 268 00:16:13,488 --> 00:16:17,056 I mean — how is this even possible? 269 00:16:17,058 --> 00:16:18,591 That's what we're trying to figure out. 270 00:16:18,593 --> 00:16:19,925 Where's the baby? 271 00:16:19,927 --> 00:16:21,394 Uh... 272 00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:23,896 She's — she's with my mom. 273 00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:28,601 I hate to have to ask this, 274 00:16:28,603 --> 00:16:31,804 but I-I need to ask you a difficult question. 275 00:16:31,806 --> 00:16:33,973 Okay. 276 00:16:33,975 --> 00:16:37,643 Were you aware that your husband 277 00:16:37,645 --> 00:16:40,379 was having an affair with your babysitter? 278 00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:46,686 Yes. 279 00:16:46,688 --> 00:16:48,688 I knew. 280 00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:51,090 I know what you're thinking — 281 00:16:51,092 --> 00:16:55,094 jealous wife kills her cheating husband. 282 00:16:55,096 --> 00:16:57,830 But that couldn't be further from the truth. 283 00:16:57,832 --> 00:16:59,665 I loved Dan. 284 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:02,168 I still do. 285 00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:03,669 It may sound pathetic, 286 00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:06,639 but I thought we still had a chance. 287 00:17:09,043 --> 00:17:10,876 Well, thank you for your time. 288 00:17:10,878 --> 00:17:12,344 We'll leave you alone, let you get some rest. 289 00:17:12,346 --> 00:17:15,247 Before we go, would you mind just writing down 290 00:17:15,249 --> 00:17:17,750 a phone number where we can get ahold of you 291 00:17:17,752 --> 00:17:19,418 in case we have any more questions? 292 00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:21,153 Yeah, sure. 293 00:17:31,532 --> 00:17:35,568 And if anything strange or out of the ordinary comes up, 294 00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:37,036 don't hesitate to call. 295 00:17:37,038 --> 00:17:39,705 We're staying at the motel on main street. 296 00:17:41,242 --> 00:17:42,341 Thanks. 297 00:17:47,582 --> 00:17:49,615 All right, so Melissa's not the shifter. 298 00:17:49,617 --> 00:17:51,317 We are back to square zilch. 299 00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:54,120 I need a beer. Regroup, maybe get lucky. 300 00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:56,422 - Didn't you just get lucky? - That was in Kansas. 301 00:17:56,424 --> 00:17:58,057 What do you say? You with me? 302 00:17:58,059 --> 00:17:59,759 Let's go scrape a few hearts off the barroom floor? 303 00:17:59,761 --> 00:18:01,293 Uh, I think I'll pass. 304 00:18:01,295 --> 00:18:03,696 I'm gonna hit the lore, but you go be you. 305 00:18:03,698 --> 00:18:05,030 Suit yourself. 306 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,835 Hey, it's me. 307 00:18:42,837 --> 00:18:45,337 I-I-I think I messed up. 308 00:18:45,339 --> 00:18:47,907 I-I don't what happened, but something went wrong. 309 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:51,677 Now Dan is dead and the FBI are asking questions. 310 00:18:51,679 --> 00:18:54,847 Just call me back asap. 311 00:19:25,813 --> 00:19:27,513 Who's there? 312 00:19:37,525 --> 00:19:40,960 Agents, is that you? 313 00:19:51,539 --> 00:19:53,305 Honey, let me in. 314 00:19:55,543 --> 00:19:57,209 Baby, it's me. 315 00:19:57,211 --> 00:19:59,011 No, it's not. 316 00:20:05,219 --> 00:20:08,220 Honey, please let me in. 317 00:20:08,222 --> 00:20:09,889 I love you. 318 00:20:09,891 --> 00:20:11,123 Oh. 319 00:20:28,576 --> 00:20:31,076 Don't worry, honey. I'm not gonna hurt you. 320 00:20:31,078 --> 00:20:34,013 I'm your husband. 321 00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:07,179 - Hey, any luck? - No. 322 00:21:07,181 --> 00:21:08,814 You? 323 00:21:08,816 --> 00:21:10,616 Nah. 324 00:21:10,618 --> 00:21:14,219 Hey, what's a "dad bod"? 325 00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:24,964 Hey, there, uh... 326 00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:28,567 Everything okay? 327 00:21:28,569 --> 00:21:30,569 No, Dan tried to kill me. 328 00:21:30,571 --> 00:21:32,404 Dan, your dead husband, Dan? 329 00:21:34,308 --> 00:21:35,874 You told me to come to you 330 00:21:35,876 --> 00:21:38,811 if anything strange or out-of-the-ordinary happened? 331 00:21:38,813 --> 00:21:43,048 Well, it did, and I think it's all my fault. 332 00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:46,085 Okay, why don't you sit down? Come on. 333 00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:47,553 I swear. 334 00:21:47,555 --> 00:21:50,823 I really did love Dan, maybe a little too much. 335 00:21:50,825 --> 00:21:52,925 I just — 336 00:21:52,927 --> 00:21:55,494 I wanted him to love me back. 337 00:21:55,496 --> 00:21:57,863 So I got some advice 338 00:21:57,865 --> 00:22:01,433 and I confided in my hairdresser about the affair. 339 00:22:01,435 --> 00:22:03,402 Wait. Women actually do that? 340 00:22:04,605 --> 00:22:07,773 And she told me that there was a way to get him back. 341 00:22:07,775 --> 00:22:11,677 I — I knew she, uh, dabbled in stuff. 342 00:22:11,679 --> 00:22:13,178 Wait a second. 343 00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:15,914 What kind of stuff are you talking about here? 344 00:22:15,916 --> 00:22:20,085 She calls herself a... White witch. 345 00:22:20,087 --> 00:22:22,988 Listen, I don't know if you believe in that sort of thing. 346 00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:26,458 I normally don't, but I was desperate. 347 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:29,328 Let me guess. She, uh, gave you a spell. 348 00:22:29,330 --> 00:22:32,164 Yes. A return-to-love spell. 349 00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:35,968 All I had to do was chant it and... 350 00:22:35,970 --> 00:22:38,070 Seal it with a kiss. 351 00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:45,344 But I didn't mean for any of this to happen. 352 00:22:45,346 --> 00:22:49,314 I swear I — I just wanted my husband back. 353 00:22:49,316 --> 00:22:53,452 Do you happen to have a copy of the spell on you? 354 00:22:53,454 --> 00:22:55,788 Um, yes, yes. 355 00:23:04,965 --> 00:23:06,231 Wow. 356 00:23:06,233 --> 00:23:09,868 Okay, for starters, not a spell. 357 00:23:09,870 --> 00:23:11,937 More like an aramaic curse. 358 00:23:11,939 --> 00:23:13,539 - What? - This... 359 00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:17,543 Roughly translates to "the kiss of death." 360 00:23:17,545 --> 00:23:19,812 I swear she never told me that. 361 00:23:19,814 --> 00:23:21,480 What does the lore say? 362 00:23:21,482 --> 00:23:23,382 As far as I can tell, there is no lore. 363 00:23:23,384 --> 00:23:25,984 My best guess is this was the white witch's home cooking. 364 00:23:25,986 --> 00:23:28,153 Terrific. All right, so what do we know? 365 00:23:28,155 --> 00:23:31,323 Um, if you kiss someone, then they die. 366 00:23:31,325 --> 00:23:32,958 I guess. Wait a second. 367 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,793 You didn't kiss staci. 368 00:23:34,795 --> 00:23:36,361 No, of course not. 369 00:23:40,801 --> 00:23:43,135 No, but Dan did. 370 00:23:44,572 --> 00:23:47,172 So the curse is transmittable? 371 00:23:47,174 --> 00:23:48,841 Like a magic std. 372 00:23:48,843 --> 00:23:50,742 Okay, that works. 373 00:23:50,744 --> 00:23:52,978 Kind of makes you nostalgic for good, old-fashioned herpes. 374 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:54,580 Oh, God. 375 00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:58,183 I killed Dan and staci. 376 00:23:58,185 --> 00:23:59,818 You didn't kill anyone. 377 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:02,488 This is all on that witch. 378 00:24:02,490 --> 00:24:04,756 Riddle me this. 379 00:24:04,758 --> 00:24:07,326 Why did staci die first if she was kissed second? 380 00:24:07,328 --> 00:24:11,763 I don't know. Maybe you're safe if you can pass the curse on? 381 00:24:11,765 --> 00:24:14,867 And then if that person dies, then it comes back to you? 382 00:24:14,869 --> 00:24:16,168 I mean, that would make sense. 383 00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:17,736 That would explain why whatever this is 384 00:24:17,738 --> 00:24:19,204 is working its way back to Melissa. 385 00:24:19,206 --> 00:24:20,939 I'm sorry. I'm confused. 386 00:24:20,941 --> 00:24:22,608 Yeah, 'cause it's freaking confusing. 387 00:24:22,610 --> 00:24:24,843 Look, the long and short — it's like a game of hot potato. 388 00:24:24,845 --> 00:24:26,378 You got to keep paying it forward. 389 00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:27,613 If you don't, you die. 390 00:24:27,615 --> 00:24:31,416 Melissa, this curse started with you. 391 00:24:32,753 --> 00:24:34,520 And I think it wants to end with you. 392 00:24:34,522 --> 00:24:38,657 But don't worry, okay? We're not gonna let that happen. 393 00:25:01,949 --> 00:25:03,615 What the hell did you do? 394 00:25:03,617 --> 00:25:06,351 Come on. Let's just go. 395 00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:40,886 I'd say that went pretty well. 396 00:25:40,888 --> 00:25:42,354 What do you think? 397 00:25:42,356 --> 00:25:44,523 Wait a second. Are you serious? 398 00:25:44,525 --> 00:25:47,593 You think it's a-a good idea to give yourself a fatal curse? 399 00:25:47,595 --> 00:25:49,261 Hold that. 400 00:25:49,263 --> 00:25:51,296 Well, target's off her back, ain't it? 401 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,768 I'm just saying you don't have to do this — be the Guinea pig. 402 00:25:56,770 --> 00:25:58,403 - What? - The martyr. 403 00:25:58,405 --> 00:26:00,772 Try and carry the weight by yourself — do this. 404 00:26:00,774 --> 00:26:02,007 I'm gonna be fine, okay? 405 00:26:02,009 --> 00:26:03,442 And as long as I'm good, she's good, 406 00:26:03,444 --> 00:26:04,843 and that's the important thing. 407 00:26:04,845 --> 00:26:07,079 Besides, it proved our theory, didn't it — 408 00:26:07,081 --> 00:26:09,982 that this whole "kiss of death" curse is transmittable? 409 00:26:09,984 --> 00:26:12,084 I'm not asking for the nobel here, 410 00:26:12,086 --> 00:26:13,719 but, uh, you know, thank you. 411 00:26:17,925 --> 00:26:20,492 - How long do you think we have? - I don't know. 412 00:26:20,494 --> 00:26:22,794 It's not like this thing is exactly following a pattern. 413 00:26:22,796 --> 00:26:24,830 I don't even know what I'm looking for here. 414 00:26:24,832 --> 00:26:26,665 But we cut out of there pretty quick... 415 00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:28,333 What was that? So maybe that bought us some time. 416 00:26:28,335 --> 00:26:31,637 Um, we think it was something called a shapeshifter, 417 00:26:31,639 --> 00:26:33,705 but, uh, it can't be because I pumped the thing 418 00:26:33,707 --> 00:26:35,674 full of silver and it didn't even flinch. 419 00:26:38,445 --> 00:26:40,779 What kind of FBI agents are you? 420 00:26:40,781 --> 00:26:43,181 The fake kind. 421 00:26:43,183 --> 00:26:44,449 We're hunters. 422 00:26:44,451 --> 00:26:46,151 Hunters? 423 00:26:46,153 --> 00:26:47,819 Look, all you need to know is that we save 424 00:26:47,821 --> 00:26:49,788 people like you from things like that. 425 00:26:49,790 --> 00:26:52,391 Even if it's not a shapeshifter, it's still shifting shapes. 426 00:26:52,393 --> 00:26:54,493 If we can figure out what it is, we can find out how to kill it. 427 00:26:54,495 --> 00:26:56,161 All right, what do you know about the white witch? 428 00:26:56,163 --> 00:26:58,130 Um, n-not much. 429 00:26:58,132 --> 00:26:59,698 Her name is Sonja. 430 00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:03,135 She's kind of weird. I don't know. 431 00:27:03,137 --> 00:27:04,970 She's only been my hairdresser for a couple of months. 432 00:27:04,972 --> 00:27:07,306 - Do you where she lives? - Uh, not a clue. 433 00:27:07,308 --> 00:27:10,275 Where did she give you the spell? In the basement of her salon. 434 00:27:21,588 --> 00:27:23,622 The art of dyeing. 435 00:27:23,624 --> 00:27:25,557 Well, can't say she didn't warn you. 436 00:27:26,994 --> 00:27:28,493 All right, just keep the doors locked 437 00:27:28,495 --> 00:27:29,795 and stay put until we get back. 438 00:27:29,797 --> 00:27:32,164 Unless Sonja shows up, 439 00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:33,899 and then use this on her. 440 00:27:33,901 --> 00:27:36,635 It won't kill her, but it'll slow her down. 441 00:27:36,637 --> 00:27:39,471 Are you serious? I can't stab anyone! 442 00:27:39,473 --> 00:27:41,406 - Come on. - Listen to me. 443 00:27:41,408 --> 00:27:43,275 Sonja's not just anyone. 444 00:27:43,277 --> 00:27:45,143 She is a wicked witch who offed your husband 445 00:27:45,145 --> 00:27:47,245 and tried to kill you, so if she shows up here, 446 00:27:47,247 --> 00:27:48,814 you punch her, you stab her, 447 00:27:48,816 --> 00:27:50,749 you drop a freaking house on her if you have to. 448 00:28:15,943 --> 00:28:18,410 Witch killing bullets. 449 00:28:18,412 --> 00:28:21,513 We got to come up with a better name than that. 450 00:28:40,734 --> 00:28:42,100 Hey. 451 00:29:05,159 --> 00:29:07,192 Locked cabinet. 452 00:29:16,670 --> 00:29:18,370 - Looky there. - Hey, hey. 453 00:29:25,345 --> 00:29:27,078 All right. 454 00:29:38,158 --> 00:29:40,225 Got it. 455 00:29:40,227 --> 00:29:42,494 All right, it looks like we're dealing with a qareen. 456 00:29:42,496 --> 00:29:43,829 Never heard of it. 457 00:29:43,831 --> 00:29:46,531 It's a "creature, corporeal in form, 458 00:29:46,533 --> 00:29:48,033 a slave to your commands." 459 00:29:48,035 --> 00:29:49,501 Kind of like a genie. 460 00:29:49,503 --> 00:29:51,770 I guess. Here we go. 461 00:29:51,772 --> 00:29:54,206 Uh, someone chants the curse and lays a wet one on you. 462 00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:57,042 Then the victim is seduced and killed by the qareen. 463 00:29:57,044 --> 00:29:59,377 But instead of taking the form of Barbara eden, 464 00:29:59,379 --> 00:30:02,013 they present themselves as your deep, darkest desire. 465 00:30:02,015 --> 00:30:05,083 So it makes sense why the sitter was killed by the husband 466 00:30:05,085 --> 00:30:06,885 and the husband by the sitter. 467 00:30:06,887 --> 00:30:08,854 Yeah, and why Melissa was attacked by Dan. 468 00:30:08,856 --> 00:30:10,222 She really loved him. 469 00:30:10,224 --> 00:30:12,958 - What? 470 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,427 Well, the silver lining about being cursed? 471 00:30:15,429 --> 00:30:17,829 I'll finally get some face time with Daisy Duke... 472 00:30:18,966 --> 00:30:20,799 my deepest, darkest desire. 473 00:30:20,801 --> 00:30:23,368 - Seriously? - Ever since I was 7. 474 00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:25,737 So bach, not Simpson. 475 00:30:27,407 --> 00:30:28,740 Eh. 476 00:30:28,742 --> 00:30:30,642 Guess I wouldn't say no to either. 477 00:30:31,578 --> 00:30:34,779 All right, how do we kill it? 478 00:30:34,781 --> 00:30:37,082 By stabbing it in its heart. 479 00:30:37,084 --> 00:30:39,718 Uh, well, given that it's got a giant hole 480 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,320 in its chest, does it even have a heart? 481 00:30:42,322 --> 00:30:44,089 Apparently not in him. 482 00:30:44,091 --> 00:30:46,157 The person who possesses the qareen's heart 483 00:30:46,159 --> 00:30:47,592 is the one who commands it. 484 00:30:47,594 --> 00:30:49,261 So Sonja the hairdresser. 485 00:30:49,263 --> 00:30:51,563 All right, let's find us a heart. 486 00:30:51,565 --> 00:30:53,064 I'll take upstairs. 487 00:30:53,066 --> 00:30:54,566 Ah. 488 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,853 Whatever. 489 00:31:14,855 --> 00:31:16,755 I'm going upstairs. - Okay. 490 00:33:04,931 --> 00:33:07,732 You find anything? 491 00:33:22,849 --> 00:33:24,616 I understand, Dean. 492 00:33:24,618 --> 00:33:25,850 Is that right? 493 00:33:25,852 --> 00:33:28,820 The longing in your heart — 494 00:33:28,822 --> 00:33:31,656 I feel it, too. 495 00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:45,970 Well, that's touching... 496 00:33:45,972 --> 00:33:48,239 Considering that you don't have a heart... 497 00:33:50,877 --> 00:33:53,511 qareen. 498 00:34:04,624 --> 00:34:08,460 I'm guessing you're not really FBI. 499 00:34:08,462 --> 00:34:10,528 You're what? 500 00:34:10,530 --> 00:34:11,696 A hunter? 501 00:34:11,698 --> 00:34:13,565 And you're a witch 502 00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:16,267 hocking death curses as love spells. 503 00:34:16,269 --> 00:34:19,370 Someone has to punish these men. 504 00:34:19,372 --> 00:34:22,574 But, you know, the only thing worse than a cheating man 505 00:34:22,576 --> 00:34:24,709 is one who gets away with it. 506 00:34:26,246 --> 00:34:28,246 Wow. 507 00:34:28,248 --> 00:34:30,048 You're practically a feminist. 508 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,621 Who I am doesn't matter. 509 00:34:36,623 --> 00:34:41,826 The real question is, who are you? 510 00:34:41,828 --> 00:34:43,762 What do you mean, who am I? 511 00:34:43,764 --> 00:34:45,396 You're a mystery. 512 00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:50,602 I can see inside your heart. 513 00:34:50,604 --> 00:34:54,105 Feel the love you feel, except... 514 00:34:54,107 --> 00:34:57,308 It's cloaked in shame. 515 00:35:01,348 --> 00:35:03,915 When it comes to this... 516 00:35:03,917 --> 00:35:06,284 You can't help yourself. 517 00:35:08,221 --> 00:35:11,156 So why fight it? 518 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,928 Just give in. 519 00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:20,932 Why hurt Melissa? 520 00:35:20,934 --> 00:35:23,034 She only wanted to save her marriage. 521 00:35:23,036 --> 00:35:24,736 They all do. 522 00:35:24,738 --> 00:35:27,539 Hundreds of heartbroken women come to me, 523 00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:29,007 but they never learn. 524 00:35:29,009 --> 00:35:31,676 I mean, a month, a year, however long later, 525 00:35:31,678 --> 00:35:35,513 they all come back — same story, different man. 526 00:35:35,515 --> 00:35:37,282 So you tweak the curse? 527 00:35:37,284 --> 00:35:41,219 Now it not only punishes the cheaters, 528 00:35:41,221 --> 00:35:45,023 but the foolish women who want them back. 529 00:35:45,025 --> 00:35:48,726 Guess I'm just weeding out the idiots. 530 00:35:48,728 --> 00:35:50,929 And you're next. 531 00:35:52,299 --> 00:35:55,300 Yeah, you know what? You're right. 532 00:35:55,302 --> 00:35:59,370 The real amara does have a hold on me, 533 00:35:59,372 --> 00:36:04,542 but you are nothing but a cheap imitation. 534 00:36:28,802 --> 00:36:32,237 Sonja, stop! 535 00:36:43,683 --> 00:36:47,051 Please. Enough is enough. 536 00:37:35,702 --> 00:37:37,368 Dean? 537 00:37:37,370 --> 00:37:39,037 Yeah. 538 00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:42,040 So... I got it. 539 00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:43,641 - Yeah? - It's done. 540 00:37:43,643 --> 00:37:45,376 - You good? - Yeah. 541 00:37:45,378 --> 00:37:48,046 Are you good? - Mm-hmm. 542 00:37:48,048 --> 00:37:49,514 Yeah. 543 00:38:12,372 --> 00:38:15,540 So, are you gonna keep me in suspense here or what? 544 00:38:15,542 --> 00:38:17,608 About what? 545 00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:19,243 Who was it? 546 00:38:19,245 --> 00:38:21,245 Bach or Simpson? 547 00:38:21,247 --> 00:38:23,181 Neither. 548 00:38:24,818 --> 00:38:26,851 Huh. 549 00:38:30,390 --> 00:38:33,725 It was amara. 550 00:38:37,964 --> 00:38:40,431 Does that surprise you? 551 00:38:40,433 --> 00:38:43,634 That doesn't surprise you? 552 00:38:43,636 --> 00:38:45,803 Honestly? 553 00:38:45,805 --> 00:38:47,305 Honestly. 554 00:38:47,307 --> 00:38:49,173 What, you seriously think the sister of God 555 00:38:49,175 --> 00:38:51,509 is my deepest, darkest desire? 556 00:38:51,511 --> 00:38:53,578 - She isn't? - No. 557 00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:55,480 She can't be. 558 00:38:55,482 --> 00:38:57,515 - Why not? - Why? 559 00:38:57,517 --> 00:39:00,485 Because if she was, then that means I'm — means you're what? 560 00:39:00,487 --> 00:39:02,053 Complicit? Weak? Evil? 561 00:39:02,055 --> 00:39:03,421 For starters, yeah. 562 00:39:03,423 --> 00:39:05,757 Dean. 563 00:39:05,759 --> 00:39:10,161 Do you honestly think you ever had a choice in the matter? 564 00:39:10,163 --> 00:39:12,263 She's the sister of God. 565 00:39:12,265 --> 00:39:15,433 And for some reason, she picked you, and that sucks, 566 00:39:15,435 --> 00:39:20,104 but if you think I'm gonna blame you or judge you... 567 00:39:20,106 --> 00:39:22,073 I'm not. 568 00:39:22,075 --> 00:39:24,575 You know that I want her ass dead. 569 00:39:24,577 --> 00:39:26,210 Yes, of course. 570 00:39:26,212 --> 00:39:28,279 A-and I know you've also probably beaten yourself up 571 00:39:28,281 --> 00:39:31,816 a million times over it, but where has that gotten us? 572 00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:41,125 Just how bad is it? 573 00:39:43,563 --> 00:39:47,098 Standing here right now? 574 00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:49,934 Every bone in my body wants to run her through. 575 00:39:49,936 --> 00:39:55,039 Send her back to that hole she crawled out of. 576 00:39:55,041 --> 00:39:59,243 But when I'm near her... 577 00:39:59,245 --> 00:40:02,447 I don't know — something happens. 578 00:40:04,317 --> 00:40:06,651 I can't explain it. 579 00:40:06,653 --> 00:40:11,722 But to call it desire or love — it's not that. 580 00:40:18,631 --> 00:40:21,499 I'm screwed, man. 581 00:40:25,105 --> 00:40:27,171 We want to kill the darkness. 582 00:40:27,173 --> 00:40:29,307 We need to kill the darkness. 583 00:40:31,478 --> 00:40:33,678 And I don't think I can. 584 00:40:35,582 --> 00:40:39,650 I'm sorry to do that to you, you know? 585 00:40:39,652 --> 00:40:42,887 But when it comes down to it... 586 00:40:44,991 --> 00:40:46,991 I got it, Dean.