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Aah!

2
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Aah! Uh!

3
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Uhh!

4
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Holy oil!

5
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Okay, move!

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Oh!
Pfft.

7
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Whoa.

8
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Is it over?

9
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Yeah. Yes.
Uh, sorry about the mess.

10
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You boys just took down
an evil plushie

11
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that was trying to kill me.
We're all good.

12
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Alan?

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Everything okay in here?

14
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- Oh, uh, hey, Jay.
- I heard the ruckus next door, and I...

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What in the... What...

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holy heck?

17
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It — it was a-a...

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- Did they do this?
- No. Naw, it was a...

19
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Defective product.

20
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Yeah, sometimes the batteries
in these...

21
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giant stuffed dinosaurs
just explode.

22
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Yeah, never buy anything
from Mooselyvania.

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Mm.
Exactly. Mm.

24
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- Okay.
- Uh, guys, this is Jay.

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He's the big man around
this neighborhood.

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Owns practically
the whole damn thing —

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the Chinese joint,
the laundromat.

28
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Great. Great, great, great.
Yeah, that's very cool.

29
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Can you guys give us a second?

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- Great.
- Nice cover.

31
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What the hell was that?
I mean, we rolled into town

32
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because people were seeing
a lizard monster.

33
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And yes,
we tracked it back here,

34
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but no way did I think we'd end up —
- Killing Barney?

35
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Yeah.

36
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Was pretty satisfying,
though, wasn't it?

37
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Probably just
a cursed object.

38
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Well, it didn't act like
a cursed object.

39
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We should probably do
some digging.

40
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Everything all right?

41
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Yeah. Yeah, great.

42
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Yeah. Uh, we were
just gonna head out.

43
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Oh, hold up.

44
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You boys saved my life.

45
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Anything you want, it's yours.

46
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We could never. We're —
we're just happy we could help.

47
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Wait. Uh...

48
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anything?

49
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Hmm.

50
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Dean, this is ridiculous.

51
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Look, giving us this
made him feel good, okay?

52
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- Yeah, where are you gonna put this? You...
- I'm the good guy.

53
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! Take it easy!

54
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What?
She's delicate!

55
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She... Pfft.

56
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Go that way. I'll lead.
W-what?

57
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Yeah. Dean...
Shh.

58
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Dude, watch out.

59
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Hey, what are you doin'?

60
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Uh, research.
Okay.

61
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You know,
it's the strangest thing.

62
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I-I can't find anything
on a-a cursed object

63
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that actually
physically attacks people.

64
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Dude, it's over. All right?

65
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Be like Elsa — Let it go.

66
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"Be like Elsa"?
Ah? Right?

67
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Come here. I need to show you
something. It's important.

68
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Come on.

69
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Behold...

70
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the Dean-cave.

71
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Or Fortress of Dean-a-tude.

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Just — still trying
to figure that one out.

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We got Foosball.

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We've got jukebox —
all vinyl, obviously.

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Double La-Z-Boy recliners.

76
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And, of course, the bar.

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Still a work-in-progress.

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It's gonna have a kegerator
because... Well, it's gonna.

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And finally...

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the pièce de résistance.

81
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Okay, hold on, hold on.

82
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When did you have time
to do all this?

83
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When it's important,
you make time, Sammy.

84
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Wh—

85
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Let's give this bad boy
a test run, huh?

86
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What the hell?

87
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Dean? What just...

88
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Aah!
Aah!

89
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You're a cartoon!
You're a cartoon!

90
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I'm a cartoon!
I'm a cartoon!

91
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Uh, is — is this...
Okay, okay, okay.

92
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This is dream.
It's gotta be a —

93
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Dude!

94
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It's not a dream.

95
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Holy crap.

96
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This is, uh...

97
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You saw that light.

98
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D-did we just get sucked
into the TV?

99
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Or maybe this
is an angel thing.

100
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Or — or the Trickster.

101
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No, he's dead.

102
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Or is he?

103
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Dean, what the hell?

104
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I don't know, Sam. I...

105
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Whoa.
Uh...

106
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How did the car get here?

107
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I had the keys in my pocket?

108
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Or maybe — Wait, seriously?

109
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That's what's bumping you
about this?

110
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Okay, look, are we animated?
Yes.

111
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Is it weird? Yes.

112
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It's beyond weird.

113
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Well, and "beyond weird"
is kind of our thing.

114
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So whatever happened,
we'll figure it out.

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This is a case,
so let's work it.

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How?

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Same as always.

118
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We drive.

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A malt shop. Really?

120
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Look, let's just head in,

121
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ask around,
see what we can see.

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Oh, my God.

123
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That — that — that —
that's, uh, that's...

124
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That's the Mystery Machine.

125
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We're not just in any cartoon.

126
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We're in Scooby-Doo!

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

128
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Oh!

129
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That's
the freakin' Scooby Gang!

130
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Here you are.
Four milkshakes.

131
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Great. So we're stuck in
a cartoon with a talking dog.

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Not just any talking dog,
the talking dog.

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The greatest talking dog
in history.

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Now come on!

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Dibs on Daphne.

136
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Jeepers!

137
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Those sure were
some super groovy tunes.

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Oh, man. This is like a dream come true.

139
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Your dream is to hang out
with the Scooby Gang?

140
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Sam, growing up on the road,
no matter where Dad dragged us,

141
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no matter what we did,
there was always a TV.

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And you know what
was always on that TV?

143
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Scooby and the gang.

144
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These guys, they're our
friggin' role models, man.

145
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Except Fred. He's a wad.

146
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He's... What?

147
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Just think about it —
we do the same thing.

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We go to spooky places,
we solve mysteries,

149
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we fight ghosts.

150
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Yeah, except our ghosts
don't wear masks,

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and we don't have
a talking dog.

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I don't know. I mean, Cass is
kind of like a talking dog.

153
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Now, how do I look?

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- Two-dimensional.
- Perfect!

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Uh... hi.

156
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Huh?
Uh, uh, I'm Dean. My brother, Sam.

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Mind if we join you?

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Of course not!
There's plenty of room.

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I'm Fred.

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This is Velma, Shaggy,
Scooby, and —

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Daphne.
Hmm?

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Enchanté.
Hmm.

163
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Of course we know you.
You guys are famous.

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Famous?

165
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Like, the only thing we're
famous for is our eating skills.

166
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Yum, yum, yum.

167
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So looks like you guys
are celebrating something?

168
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We are!
We just found out

169
00:08:01,127 --> 00:08:03,828
that Scooby's been named as one
of the heirs to a fortune,

170
00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:06,597
left to him by an old Southern colonel.

171
00:08:06,599 --> 00:08:10,001
Scooby saved him from drowning
in a fish pond.

172
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I'm a hero.

173
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Scooby.
Okay, okay.

174
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But he's dead now, right?

175
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Uh, yeah.

176
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Uh, cancer.

177
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Give us a second.

178
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Hey, you wanna
pull that stick out of your...

179
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nether regions

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and just play along here?
Play...

181
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There are no words in this newspaper, Dean.

182
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We should be trying
to get out of here

183
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and instead, you — you're
hanging out with Marmaduke.

184
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How dare you!

185
00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,367
And hitting on Daphne,
when she's clearly with Fred.

186
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She's settling, all right?

187
00:08:45,204 --> 00:08:47,471
Oh, Daphne could do
so much better.

188
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Last time we got zapped into TV,
we got out by playing our part.

189
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This is probably like that.

190
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The gang, they're about
to get a mystery.

191
00:08:54,247 --> 00:08:55,746
I don't know, gang.

192
00:08:55,748 --> 00:08:58,382
Sounds like this could be
the start of a mystery.

193
00:08:58,384 --> 00:09:00,151
You know, uh, Sam and I

194
00:09:00,153 --> 00:09:02,687
are actually
mystery solvers, too.

195
00:09:02,689 --> 00:09:04,488
Mind if we tag along?

196
00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:05,957
That sounds like a swell idea.

197
00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:08,960
In fact, I think it's high time
we hit the road.

198
00:09:08,962 --> 00:09:11,028
You know what that means?
Uh-huh!

199
00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:13,230
Road food!
Road food!

200
00:09:15,868 --> 00:09:18,669
Oh, heck, yes!

201
00:09:22,742 --> 00:09:24,375
Sam! Sam!

202
00:09:24,377 --> 00:09:26,110
Look how big my mouth is!

203
00:09:33,686 --> 00:09:36,854
Hey, why don't you guys follow
us up to the Colonel's mansion?

204
00:09:36,856 --> 00:09:39,724
I don't know, Freddie. I'm not
sure Baby can go that slow.

205
00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:42,860
Well, the Mystery Machine is
a lot faster than it looks.

206
00:09:42,862 --> 00:09:45,262
Oh, yeah? Well, let's see
who can get there first.

207
00:09:45,264 --> 00:09:47,431
Or are you... chicken?

208
00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:48,899
Well, I'm game if you are.

209
00:09:48,901 --> 00:09:50,968
Hey, why do you hate Fred
so much?

210
00:09:50,970 --> 00:09:52,970
He thinks he's so cool,
with his perfect hair,

211
00:09:52,972 --> 00:09:54,939
his can-do attitude,

212
00:09:54,941 --> 00:09:56,440
that stupid ascot.

213
00:09:56,442 --> 00:09:57,875
Let's do this!

214
00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:17,028
Did... did you
just get beat by a microvan?

215
00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:18,763
The light was red!
The light...

216
00:10:18,765 --> 00:10:21,432
Fred!

217
00:10:34,358 --> 00:10:36,805
Look, all I'm saying is that,
aerodynamically speaking,

218
00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:39,341
there is no way my Baby
should lose to...

219
00:10:39,343 --> 00:10:43,012
that. Unless Fred cheated,
which he clearly did.

220
00:10:43,014 --> 00:10:45,281
Dude, get over it.

221
00:10:46,717 --> 00:10:48,651
No!

222
00:10:51,956 --> 00:10:54,457
"A Night of Fright
is No Delight."

223
00:10:54,459 --> 00:10:56,358
What?
That's the episode we're in.

224
00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,260
I've seen it, like,
a million times.

225
00:10:59,564 --> 00:11:01,130
Attention, everybody.

226
00:11:01,132 --> 00:11:04,967
As you all know,
I am Cosgood Creeps,

227
00:11:04,969 --> 00:11:08,370
attorney of
the late Colonel Sanders.

228
00:11:08,372 --> 00:11:09,905
Shut up.

229
00:11:09,907 --> 00:11:12,141
My client was a bit odd.

230
00:11:12,143 --> 00:11:16,679
His only directions were
to play this record for you.

231
00:11:16,681 --> 00:11:18,881
Yeah! Classic vinyl.

232
00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:22,485
Greetin's, y'all!

233
00:11:22,487 --> 00:11:24,954
Cousin Simple, Nephew Norble,

234
00:11:24,956 --> 00:11:28,224
Sweet Cousin Maldahyde,
Cousin Slicker,

235
00:11:28,226 --> 00:11:31,427
and my old friend, Scooby-Doo.

236
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:35,297
You're all gonna receive
an equal share of $1 million,

237
00:11:35,299 --> 00:11:39,668
providing you spend tonight
here in the old family mansion.

238
00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:42,037
Oh, one more thing —

239
00:11:42,039 --> 00:11:44,106
the house is haunted.

240
00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:46,742
Haunted?
Haunted?

241
00:11:46,744 --> 00:11:48,410
Yes, haunted.

242
00:11:48,412 --> 00:11:50,379
And if any of you can't
make it through the night,

243
00:11:50,381 --> 00:11:53,649
his or her share of my fortune
will go to the others.

244
00:11:53,651 --> 00:11:57,386
Now good night
and pleasant dreams, y'all.

245
00:11:59,023 --> 00:12:01,557
Oh, boy.

246
00:12:05,162 --> 00:12:07,429
What kind of a weirdo
sets all this up?

247
00:12:07,431 --> 00:12:10,132
I mean, spend the night in
a haunted house for $1 million?

248
00:12:10,134 --> 00:12:11,600
That can't be legal.

249
00:12:11,602 --> 00:12:14,937
Sam, come on. The house
isn't really haunted.

250
00:12:14,939 --> 00:12:18,207
- I'm not —
- And things like this happen all the time.

251
00:12:18,209 --> 00:12:20,809
Oh, yeah,
maybe in a car—

252
00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,513
Dude, what's wrong
with you?

253
00:12:24,515 --> 00:12:27,750
They don't know that
they're in a... a C-word.

254
00:12:27,752 --> 00:12:29,385
And we're not gonna
tell 'em about anything.

255
00:12:29,387 --> 00:12:31,153
Not where we're from,
not about monsters.

256
00:12:31,155 --> 00:12:32,888
Nothing. Capiche?

257
00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:35,057
They are pure
and innocent and good,

258
00:12:35,059 --> 00:12:36,625
and we're gonna
keep it that way.

259
00:12:36,627 --> 00:12:38,827
Look,
if you've seen this episode,

260
00:12:38,829 --> 00:12:41,330
why — why can't we just
skip to the end?

261
00:12:41,332 --> 00:12:43,265
Well, 'cause sometimes
it's about the journey

262
00:12:43,267 --> 00:12:44,833
and not the destination.

263
00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:48,537
Or do you just want more time
to try and get with Daphne?

264
00:12:48,539 --> 00:12:50,673
Do not ruin this for me!

265
00:12:50,675 --> 00:12:53,676
I'll return
to the house in the morning

266
00:12:53,678 --> 00:12:56,679
to find out which of you remain,

267
00:12:56,681 --> 00:12:58,147
if any.

268
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,787
Turns out,
he's the bad guy.

269
00:13:04,789 --> 00:13:06,121
You don't say.

270
00:13:06,123 --> 00:13:07,523
10:00,

271
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,391
and I suggest we all
turn in.

272
00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:11,126
So, Daphne...

273
00:13:11,128 --> 00:13:12,928
old drafty house.

274
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:15,531
What say you and I bunk together?

275
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:19,168
Oh, Dean! Boys and girls don't
sleep in the same room, silly.

276
00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:20,970
Come on, Velma.

277
00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:22,838
Guess you're with me,
slugger.

278
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,306
Awesome.

279
00:13:34,719 --> 00:13:37,219
Relax, Scooby. We'll spend
the night with ya.

280
00:13:37,221 --> 00:13:38,887
Now let's hit the sack.

281
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:43,559
Are you wearing...
a nightgown?

282
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,461
It's called a sleeping robe.

283
00:13:45,463 --> 00:13:48,497
Between you and me,
it's freakin' comfortable.

284
00:13:48,499 --> 00:13:50,733
It's like
I'm wrapped in hugs.

285
00:13:50,735 --> 00:13:53,202
So those new guys are
kinda groovy.

286
00:13:53,204 --> 00:13:54,770
Sure, Dean's all right.

287
00:13:54,772 --> 00:13:56,639
But that big lug...
What a dummy.

288
00:13:56,641 --> 00:13:59,642
"Haunted." Sheesh.
Like that's a real thing.

289
00:13:59,644 --> 00:14:01,644
Huh.
What?

290
00:14:01,646 --> 00:14:03,045
Oh, nothing. Just...

291
00:14:03,047 --> 00:14:06,315
I thought big lugs were
kinda your thing.

292
00:14:06,317 --> 00:14:08,851
Huh? Pssh.

293
00:14:18,729 --> 00:14:20,729
Hmm?

294
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,500
Huh?

295
00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:26,835
Mm.

296
00:14:34,412 --> 00:14:37,046
Is that all you're gonna do? Eat?

297
00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:38,781
Relax. In a few minutes,

298
00:14:38,783 --> 00:14:40,749
we're gonna find out that
Cousin Simple's missing,

299
00:14:40,751 --> 00:14:42,484
the Scoobies are gonna think
that it's a ghost,

300
00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:45,287
but really, it's just the lawyer
Cosgood Creeps in disguise.

301
00:14:45,289 --> 00:14:48,257
Told ya.

302
00:14:48,259 --> 00:14:51,627
Come on, gang!
Let's check it out!

303
00:15:04,475 --> 00:15:06,809
Oh, no!

304
00:15:06,811 --> 00:15:08,310
Wait, wait, wait.

305
00:15:08,312 --> 00:15:11,346
No, the dummy bodies don't
show up until later.

306
00:15:11,348 --> 00:15:14,717
Dean, this isn't a dummy.
This is blood.

307
00:15:14,719 --> 00:15:16,151
He's — he's dead.

308
00:15:16,153 --> 00:15:18,320
Like — like, really,
actually dead.

309
00:15:19,824 --> 00:15:21,490
Jinkies!

310
00:15:21,492 --> 00:15:23,158
Jeepers!

311
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,660
Zoinks!

312
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,162
Ruh-roh!

313
00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:28,897
Son of a bitch.

314
00:15:35,426 --> 00:15:37,092
Well, gang, it looks like

315
00:15:37,094 --> 00:15:39,661
we've got another mystery
on our hands.

316
00:15:39,663 --> 00:15:41,096
Are you kidding me, Fred?

317
00:15:41,098 --> 00:15:43,565
Dude, someone's dead.
A little respect.

318
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,934
Yeah, Fred.
He can be such a jerk.

319
00:15:45,936 --> 00:15:48,470
- Right, Daphne?
- Not really.

320
00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:51,874
We should look for evidence...
Huh?

321
00:15:51,876 --> 00:15:53,876
like fingerprints or fluids.
Uh-huh!

322
00:15:53,878 --> 00:15:56,445
Fluids?
Dude, this is not

323
00:15:56,447 --> 00:15:58,614
the way things went down
in the episode.

324
00:15:58,616 --> 00:16:00,949
I remember everything
that happened in Scooby-Doo,

325
00:16:00,951 --> 00:16:02,384
and no one ever got
stabbed in the back

326
00:16:02,386 --> 00:16:04,486
and ended up in a pool
of their own blood.

327
00:16:04,488 --> 00:16:06,455
Yeah. Yeah, okay.

328
00:16:06,457 --> 00:16:11,193
Um, so, if that guy can die
for real in this cartoon,

329
00:16:11,195 --> 00:16:13,028
that means we can, too.

330
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:15,364
It doesn't matter if we die.
Scooby-Doo could die!

331
00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:17,532
And that's not happening,
not on my watch.

332
00:16:17,534 --> 00:16:20,035
I'd take a bullet for that dog.

333
00:16:20,037 --> 00:16:23,705
There has to be a logical
explanation for what's going on.

334
00:16:23,707 --> 00:16:26,875
Besides a ghost hunting
us down to collect an inheritance?

335
00:16:26,877 --> 00:16:28,543
Yeah, what he said.

336
00:16:28,545 --> 00:16:30,545
What would a ghost need with money?

337
00:16:30,547 --> 00:16:32,347
Precisely. And besides,

338
00:16:32,349 --> 00:16:34,149
there's no such thing as ghosts.
Huh?

339
00:16:34,151 --> 00:16:36,051
So once you eliminate
the impossible,

340
00:16:36,053 --> 00:16:38,921
whatever remains,
no matter how improbable,

341
00:16:38,923 --> 00:16:41,556
must be the truth.
Look!

342
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,533
- Uhh!
- Gotcha!

343
00:16:51,535 --> 00:16:53,302
Uhh! Aah! Uhh!

344
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,271
Not today, freak!

345
00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,608
Cass?
Cass?

346
00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:01,777
Like, you know this guy?

347
00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:04,913
Uh, yeah, yeah. He's a —
he's a friend of ours.

348
00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:06,381
Neato!

349
00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:08,483
Castiel, the Scooby Gang.

350
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:13,155
Castiel? It sounds like
a great Italian pizza place.

351
00:17:14,858 --> 00:17:16,391
Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you.

352
00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:19,361
Nice to meet you, too.

353
00:17:19,363 --> 00:17:22,531
Sam, Dean...
this dog is talking.

354
00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:25,701
- Yep.
- Cass, how did you get here?

355
00:17:25,703 --> 00:17:28,637
Well, I was looking for you
at the bunker when...

356
00:17:28,639 --> 00:17:30,505
Sam? Dean?

357
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:34,543
I'm back from Syria with
fruit from the Tree of Life.

358
00:17:34,545 --> 00:17:36,511
The tree was guarded by
a pack of djinn.

359
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:41,383
I killed most of them,
bargained with the rest.

360
00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:42,784
Think I'm...

361
00:17:42,786 --> 00:17:45,620
technically married to
their queen now.

362
00:17:45,622 --> 00:17:47,089
Hello?

363
00:17:47,091 --> 00:17:48,991
Sam?

364
00:17:48,993 --> 00:17:51,626
Hey, why don't you guys follow
us up to the Colonel's mansion?

365
00:17:51,628 --> 00:17:53,161
I don't know, Freddie.
Dean?

366
00:17:53,163 --> 00:17:54,896
I'm not sure Baby can
go that slow.

367
00:17:54,898 --> 00:17:58,033
Well, the Mystery Machine is
a lot faster than it looks.

368
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,369
Oh, yeah? Well, let's see
who can get there first.

369
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,671
Or are you... chicken?

370
00:18:02,673 --> 00:18:04,172
Well, I'm game if you are.

371
00:18:04,174 --> 00:18:05,874
Hey, why do you hate Fred
so much?

372
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,643
He thinks he's so cool,
with his perfect hair,

373
00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:10,379
his can-do attitude...

374
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:13,115
that stupid ascot.
Let's do this!

375
00:18:13,117 --> 00:18:16,151
I saw purple sparks,
then a flash of light,

376
00:18:16,153 --> 00:18:19,054
and the next thing I knew,
I was in this strange world.

377
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,089
I saw you race off...

378
00:18:21,091 --> 00:18:21,754
Hey!

379
00:18:21,778 --> 00:18:23,659
and I've been trying to
catch up ever since.

380
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,128
You saw purple sparks?

381
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:28,430
Dean, that's like with
the killer stuffed dinosaur.

382
00:18:28,432 --> 00:18:30,232
And they were both in
that pawn shop.

383
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,767
Maybe this
is all connected.

384
00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:34,736
Um, "killer stuffed dinosaur"?

385
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,005
Oh, I-I didn't mean a real...

386
00:18:37,007 --> 00:18:38,640
It's a book we're writing.

387
00:18:38,642 --> 00:18:41,877
Yeah, about...
killer stuffed dinosaurs.

388
00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:43,211
It's called...

389
00:18:43,213 --> 00:18:46,948
"The Killer Stuffed Dinosaur
in Love."

390
00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:49,384
Huh. Great title.

391
00:18:49,386 --> 00:18:51,420
Yeah. Great title.

392
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,622
Well, if he isn't responsible
for Cousin Simple's death,

393
00:18:53,624 --> 00:18:55,724
who is?

394
00:18:55,726 --> 00:18:56,744
Huh?

395
00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,594
Like, somebody turn up
the heat in here, man.

396
00:18:58,595 --> 00:18:59,995
It's getting cold.
Huh?

397
00:18:59,997 --> 00:19:03,398
Yikes!

398
00:19:12,176 --> 00:19:14,509
Huh?

399
00:19:19,016 --> 00:19:20,682
No! No! Aah!

400
00:19:20,684 --> 00:19:22,184
Oh!
Sam.

401
00:19:25,889 --> 00:19:28,090
Roh!

402
00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:38,733
Ph-ph-ph-phantom!

403
00:19:38,735 --> 00:19:40,735
Aah!

404
00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:45,040
Come on, Sam. We're on.

405
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:46,675
Yah!

406
00:19:46,677 --> 00:19:47,976
Uhh!

407
00:19:54,785 --> 00:19:56,351
Gotcha!

408
00:19:56,353 --> 00:19:58,753
Uhh! Huh?
Wait, what?

409
00:19:58,755 --> 00:20:00,889
G-g-g-g-ghost!

410
00:20:00,891 --> 00:20:03,225
Guys, no. It's not a ghost.

411
00:20:05,028 --> 00:20:08,730
Oh, yeah? Then, man, how did he
just walk through that wall?

412
00:20:08,732 --> 00:20:11,867
Well, there's probably
a hidden door.

413
00:20:11,869 --> 00:20:14,236
Well, whatever it was,
it's gone now.

414
00:20:14,238 --> 00:20:17,272
It looks like he was
coming out of here.

415
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,413
Well, that's not good.

416
00:20:25,415 --> 00:20:28,550
I think
I'm gonna be sick.

417
00:20:28,552 --> 00:20:30,685
Come on, gang!

418
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:34,456
So do they always just
walk away from dead bodies or...

419
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,992
Sam, the cold spot,
fritzing out...

420
00:20:36,994 --> 00:20:39,661
that was a ghost —
our kind of ghost.

421
00:20:39,663 --> 00:20:42,664
I think this cartoon
is haunted.

422
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:45,734
All right, Prepmeister Fred,
what's your plan?

423
00:20:45,736 --> 00:20:48,703
We should all split up
and search the house for clues.

424
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,939
That's a plan?

425
00:20:50,941 --> 00:20:52,374
Mnh-mnh.

426
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,576
I-I don't think
we should separate.

427
00:20:54,578 --> 00:20:56,778
It'll be easier for Dean and me
to keep you safe

428
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:58,313
if we're all together.

429
00:20:58,315 --> 00:21:00,081
Really, Sam?

430
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:02,984
I wouldn't expect such a big,
broad-shouldered fella like you

431
00:21:02,986 --> 00:21:04,653
to be as chicken as Shaggy.

432
00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:06,221
No offense, Shaggy.

433
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,989
Like, none taken.

434
00:21:07,991 --> 00:21:10,725
If this is a real ghost,
these guys are in trouble.

435
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,661
We can't let anything
happen to them.

436
00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:16,665
Exactly. So, for now,
let's follow ascot boy's lead.

437
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,567
I call team up with Daphne!

438
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,970
Great! It'll be
just the three of us.

439
00:21:21,972 --> 00:21:23,638
Sam and I will check the attic.

440
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,341
I mean...
unless you're too scared.

441
00:21:26,343 --> 00:21:29,511
What? N-no, I-I'm...
Let's check the attic.

442
00:21:29,513 --> 00:21:32,447
Like, man, I guess that
leaves me and old Scoob

443
00:21:32,449 --> 00:21:35,083
with you, Castiel.
Wonderful.

444
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,319
I once led armies,
and now I'm paired with

445
00:21:37,321 --> 00:21:39,988
a scruffy Philistine and a talking dog.

446
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:44,626
So I guess this is
your first mystery.

447
00:21:44,628 --> 00:21:47,495
So if you could keep those
giant linebacker shoulders

448
00:21:47,497 --> 00:21:49,564
from knocking over any clues,
that would be great.

449
00:21:49,566 --> 00:21:52,968
Why do you keep talking
about my shoulders?

450
00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:54,302
Oh, I, uh, huh.

451
00:21:54,304 --> 00:21:56,972
Uh...

452
00:21:59,676 --> 00:22:01,943
Aah!

453
00:22:05,482 --> 00:22:08,550
Maybe that was the ghost.

454
00:22:08,552 --> 00:22:10,852
Look, I'm not supposed
to tell you this,

455
00:22:10,854 --> 00:22:12,654
but ghosts are real.

456
00:22:12,656 --> 00:22:14,456
Huh?
My brother and I, we hunt them,

457
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:18,893
along with werewolves
and vampires and demons and...

458
00:22:18,895 --> 00:22:22,297
We've saved the world.
A lot.

459
00:22:24,101 --> 00:22:27,269
Look, Sam,
the simple fact is

460
00:22:27,271 --> 00:22:29,971
monsters are nothing more
than crooks in masks —

461
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:33,375
usually unscrupulous
real estate developers.

462
00:22:33,377 --> 00:22:35,310
One, there are way better
real estate scams.

463
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:38,013
- And two —
- Hey, look! A clue.

464
00:22:39,883 --> 00:22:41,650
That's strange.
That's strange.

465
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,618
I guess we both noticed
that these toys are

466
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:45,720
the only things up here
that aren't covered in dust.

467
00:22:45,722 --> 00:22:48,123
Actually, I was noticing this.

468
00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:49,724
Ectoplasm.

469
00:22:49,726 --> 00:22:51,559
This gets left behind by ghosts.

470
00:22:51,561 --> 00:22:52,994
Oh, stop already.

471
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:55,664
You can't really believe
in ghosts.

472
00:22:57,534 --> 00:23:00,602
Oh!
Oh!

473
00:23:00,604 --> 00:23:03,338
Told you.
Aah! It's not a g—

474
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:07,842
It's probably just Christmas
lights and — and fishing line.

475
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,247
So, Daph,

476
00:23:12,249 --> 00:23:13,715
I usually don't have
to do this,

477
00:23:13,717 --> 00:23:16,284
but what do you look for
in a guy?

478
00:23:16,286 --> 00:23:17,919
Oh, I don't know.

479
00:23:17,921 --> 00:23:19,754
Strong, sincere,

480
00:23:19,756 --> 00:23:22,157
and an ascot wouldn't hurt.

481
00:23:25,762 --> 00:23:28,530
Whoa, hold on.

482
00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:33,368
Check out that book.

483
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,903
There are a lot of books
in here, Dean.

484
00:23:34,905 --> 00:23:36,771
No, that one.

485
00:23:36,773 --> 00:23:39,107
The one that isn't painted into
the background of the car—

486
00:23:39,109 --> 00:23:43,244
Library.
The... library.

487
00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:48,016
Huh. Sorry.
I thought it might be

488
00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:50,051
some kind of
secret passage or...

489
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,886
Aah!

490
00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:54,489
Whoa!

491
00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:58,426
Daphne, you okay?

492
00:23:58,428 --> 00:24:00,895
Maybe I should just give you
a once-over to make sure.

493
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,964
Aah!

494
00:24:02,966 --> 00:24:05,500
Oh! Oh, hell, no.

495
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:14,008
Like,
did someone open a window?

496
00:24:14,010 --> 00:24:16,945
Yeah, it's cold in here.

497
00:24:26,123 --> 00:24:27,789
Never seen a ghost

498
00:24:27,791 --> 00:24:30,258
wear such a ridiculous costume.

499
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,693
Huh?

500
00:24:31,695 --> 00:24:33,595
Aah!

501
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:36,164
Run! Run!

502
00:25:33,723 --> 00:25:34,956
Guys!

503
00:25:44,634 --> 00:25:46,568
We have to stop
this ghost.

504
00:25:46,570 --> 00:25:49,537
We almost did.
Dean had him by the thigh.

505
00:25:49,539 --> 00:25:50,939
He what?

506
00:25:50,941 --> 00:25:52,774
I almost caught him.
That's the point.

507
00:25:52,776 --> 00:25:54,375
Guys, come on.

508
00:25:54,377 --> 00:25:56,277
For the last time,
there's no such thing as ghosts.

509
00:26:08,258 --> 00:26:09,557
Oh, no!

510
00:26:09,559 --> 00:26:13,261
That costume looks
really... real.

511
00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:18,233
I'll get him.
Fred, don't!

512
00:26:18,235 --> 00:26:19,901
Uhh!

513
00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:24,005
Fred!

514
00:26:24,007 --> 00:26:25,473
Huh?
Huh?

515
00:26:28,178 --> 00:26:30,478
Oh!
Uhh!

516
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,815
- Like, that's our cue to get out of here!
- Aah!

517
00:26:33,817 --> 00:26:36,050
Run!

518
00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:37,519
Aah!

519
00:26:37,521 --> 00:26:40,788
Shaggy!

520
00:26:40,790 --> 00:26:42,423
Dean! Iron!

521
00:26:58,808 --> 00:27:00,808
- Oh!
- Oh!

522
00:27:00,810 --> 00:27:03,578
Ah!
What just happened?

523
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,281
Where's Shaggy?
Over here!

524
00:27:06,283 --> 00:27:08,883
Like, little help?

525
00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:15,331
- [ Shaggy screaming in
- Shaggy!

526
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,900
Scooby!

527
00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:19,868
Scooby!
Gotcha!

528
00:27:19,870 --> 00:27:22,371
You've got me!
Who's got you?

529
00:27:24,408 --> 00:27:26,041
Oh!

530
00:27:26,043 --> 00:27:28,077
Aah!

531
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:31,647
Shaggy!

532
00:27:37,621 --> 00:27:39,521
Shaggy! Are you okay?

533
00:27:39,523 --> 00:27:41,690
Like, do I look like
I'm okay?

534
00:27:41,692 --> 00:27:44,059
It appears his arm is broken.

535
00:27:44,061 --> 00:27:45,728
What? That's not —

536
00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:50,032
I have jumped out of a biplane
in a museum and was fine!

537
00:27:50,034 --> 00:27:52,568
How did this happen?
I-I don't know. I...

538
00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:54,536
Something threw me
across the room.

539
00:27:54,538 --> 00:27:56,805
Wires. Probably just wires.

540
00:27:56,807 --> 00:28:00,576
Like, hello!
Broken arm here!

541
00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:02,077
Shaggy, brace yourself.

542
00:28:02,079 --> 00:28:03,312
Uhh!

543
00:28:03,314 --> 00:28:05,180
Fred,
give me your ascot.

544
00:28:07,184 --> 00:28:10,386
Dean, we have to tell them
the truth.

545
00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:11,687
What truth?

546
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:14,590
The truth about the phantom.

547
00:28:14,592 --> 00:28:16,358
Look, this phantom isn't like

548
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,127
other ghosts you've faced.

549
00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:22,898
He's real. He is a real ghost.

550
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:24,733
Huh?

551
00:28:24,735 --> 00:28:27,703
Um, I'm not totally
following you.

552
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:30,406
Look, that isn't a guy
in a mask and a costume.

553
00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:32,775
It's a vengeful spirit that's
come back from the dead.

554
00:28:32,777 --> 00:28:34,309
That's the truth.

555
00:28:34,311 --> 00:28:37,913
So everything you told me,
it's true?

556
00:28:37,915 --> 00:28:39,681
Mm-hmm.

557
00:28:39,683 --> 00:28:43,018
Werewolves? Vampires?
Demons?

558
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:44,420
Mm-hmm.

559
00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:47,589
I thought I was blind
without my glasses,

560
00:28:47,591 --> 00:28:49,825
but I was just blind.

561
00:28:49,827 --> 00:28:52,594
Oh, how could I be
so stupid?

562
00:28:52,596 --> 00:28:54,696
Uh, well, I mean...

563
00:28:54,698 --> 00:28:56,832
We've been stopping
real estate developers

564
00:28:56,834 --> 00:28:58,267
when we could've been
hunting Dracula?

565
00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:00,068
Are you kidding me?

566
00:29:00,070 --> 00:29:01,770
- Ooh. Ah. - Uh...
- My life is meaningless!

567
00:29:01,772 --> 00:29:03,472
If there are ghosts...

568
00:29:03,474 --> 00:29:05,040
that means there's an afterlife.

569
00:29:05,042 --> 00:29:06,575
Heaven. Hell.

570
00:29:06,577 --> 00:29:08,177
Am I going to hell?

571
00:29:08,179 --> 00:29:10,212
We told you
every freaking time!

572
00:29:10,214 --> 00:29:13,081
But did you ever listen
to Scoob and me? No!

573
00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:15,951
- We're doomed.
- All right, knock it off!

574
00:29:15,953 --> 00:29:19,321
Come on! Scooby Gang does not
have nervous breakdowns.

575
00:29:19,323 --> 00:29:21,390
Now you may not have tangled
with the supernatural,

576
00:29:21,392 --> 00:29:23,091
but you've fought monsters,

577
00:29:23,093 --> 00:29:24,693
real freakin' psychos.

578
00:29:24,695 --> 00:29:26,562
Well, you stopped Zeke and Zeb.

579
00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:28,764
Shaggy figured out that
the sharks Old Iron Face rode

580
00:29:28,766 --> 00:29:32,234
were really just torpedoes
disguised to look like sharks.

581
00:29:32,236 --> 00:29:34,069
And what about
the Black Knight? Huh?

582
00:29:34,071 --> 00:29:35,437
Mamba Wamba?

583
00:29:35,439 --> 00:29:37,773
The Space Kook.
I knew it!

584
00:29:37,775 --> 00:29:39,608
You love this show, too.

585
00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:40,943
Mm.

586
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,811
Space Kook,
Ghost Clown,

587
00:29:42,813 --> 00:29:44,379
Miner 49er.

588
00:29:44,381 --> 00:29:45,814
You guys have all
jumped into danger

589
00:29:45,816 --> 00:29:47,683
with no thought for yourselves.

590
00:29:47,685 --> 00:29:49,618
You're heroes, and together,

591
00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:51,453
we're gonna take down
this phantom.

592
00:29:51,455 --> 00:29:53,155
Are you with me?

593
00:29:53,157 --> 00:29:54,756
- Yeah!
— Let's do it!

594
00:29:54,758 --> 00:29:56,959
But how? We don't know
the first thing about

595
00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,494
fighting real ghosts.

596
00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:02,164
We don't have the proper tools
or weapons.

597
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:04,867
That's okay. We do.

598
00:30:08,405 --> 00:30:11,006
Ooh. Whoa.

599
00:30:11,008 --> 00:30:12,641
Here, Velma, take this.

600
00:30:12,643 --> 00:30:15,077
Sam, are you crazy?
They can't use this stuff.

601
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:17,813
That's a Scooby-don't.
Dean, we've gotta do something.

602
00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:20,649
I mean,
you guys are amazing!

603
00:30:20,651 --> 00:30:22,150
Thank you, Fred.

604
00:30:22,152 --> 00:30:24,853
But we can help. We have to.

605
00:30:24,855 --> 00:30:26,522
right you can.

606
00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:29,691
You're gonna do what
you do best — build a trap.

607
00:30:31,896 --> 00:30:34,763
Ahh. That should do it.

608
00:30:34,765 --> 00:30:36,431
Lay it on me, Freddy.
Well, you see,

609
00:30:36,433 --> 00:30:40,102
Daphne's covered all the exits
except that one with salt.

610
00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:41,703
So the phantom will
enter there,

611
00:30:41,705 --> 00:30:43,939
tripping the iron chain
that'll activate the ax,

612
00:30:43,941 --> 00:30:46,875
which cuts the rope
that holds the coconuts.

613
00:30:46,877 --> 00:30:48,410
Where'd he get coconuts?

614
00:30:48,412 --> 00:30:50,012
Shh!
The coconuts are gonna roll,

615
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:52,080
tripping the phantom,
sending him careening down

616
00:30:52,082 --> 00:30:54,616
a slide of soap,
right into the washing machine

617
00:30:54,618 --> 00:30:57,719
which we'll secure with
those iron chains.

618
00:30:57,721 --> 00:30:59,288
And with the ghost captured,

619
00:30:59,290 --> 00:31:01,690
we can finally find out
what's going on.

620
00:31:01,692 --> 00:31:04,860
Now all we need... is bait.

621
00:31:06,497 --> 00:31:09,464
You think the phantom
decided to leave?

622
00:31:09,466 --> 00:31:11,133
No, it's still here.
Don't worry.

623
00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:14,169
That's what
I'm worried about.

624
00:31:17,408 --> 00:31:19,641
Hmm. Mm-hmm?

625
00:31:22,546 --> 00:31:24,780
Aah! Run!

626
00:31:35,926 --> 00:31:37,526
Aah!

627
00:31:41,398 --> 00:31:44,032
- Shaggy Whoa!
- Aah! Whoa! -

628
00:31:46,804 --> 00:31:48,370
Aah! Whoa!

629
00:31:50,207 --> 00:31:52,040
Ahh. Whoa!

630
00:31:59,016 --> 00:32:01,049
I told you
it wasn't going to work.

631
00:32:01,051 --> 00:32:02,718
Yeah, Fred's traps
never work.

632
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,620
Daph, Plan B!

633
00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:06,054
Operation Bookworm is go.

634
00:32:17,334 --> 00:32:18,834
Aah!

635
00:32:20,504 --> 00:32:22,938
Good shot, Scoob old buddy.
Give him another one.

636
00:32:26,910 --> 00:32:28,343
Scooby, now!

637
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,460
That's a salt circle.
You're stuck.

638
00:32:45,462 --> 00:32:49,231
Let... me... go!

639
00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:50,599
Happy to, Sparky,

640
00:32:50,601 --> 00:32:52,768
soon as you tell us
who you really are.

641
00:33:02,346 --> 00:33:04,346
It's... a child.

642
00:33:04,348 --> 00:33:06,281
Yeah, creepy ghost kid.
You get used to 'em.

643
00:33:06,283 --> 00:33:09,985
But... Wait.
Why are you trying to kill us?

644
00:33:09,987 --> 00:33:11,386
I'm not.

645
00:33:11,388 --> 00:33:13,388
I never wanted to hurt anyone.

646
00:33:13,390 --> 00:33:16,324
But the bad man, he makes me.

647
00:33:16,326 --> 00:33:17,759
The bad man?

648
00:33:17,761 --> 00:33:19,327
His name is Jay.

649
00:33:19,329 --> 00:33:21,163
The dude from the pawnshop.

650
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:25,067
When I died, my soul was
tied to a pocketknife.

651
00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:28,603
My dad gave it to me.
It meant everything.

652
00:33:28,605 --> 00:33:32,274
When Jay found me,
he used me to...

653
00:33:33,877 --> 00:33:36,445
Sometimes, I get so angry

654
00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:40,015
I break things, hurt people.

655
00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:41,416
But I don't want to.

656
00:33:41,418 --> 00:33:43,285
I just wanna see my dad again.

657
00:33:44,955 --> 00:33:47,989
I'm sorry. It was wrong
of him to do that.

658
00:33:47,991 --> 00:33:49,825
None of this was your fault.

659
00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:51,827
Look, if you get us
back to the real world,

660
00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:53,595
we can set you free.

661
00:33:53,597 --> 00:33:55,063
Do you promise?

662
00:33:55,065 --> 00:33:57,299
Cross my heart
and hope to d—

663
00:33:57,301 --> 00:33:59,501
Well,
you know what I mean.

664
00:34:03,273 --> 00:34:04,740
Should I — should I make
another trap?

665
00:34:04,742 --> 00:34:06,141
I could get the shotgun!

666
00:34:06,143 --> 00:34:07,943
I could get two shotguns!

667
00:34:07,945 --> 00:34:10,278
Like, tell Scoob and me
when it's over!

668
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,947
Yeah!

669
00:34:11,949 --> 00:34:13,782
Okay, okay, hey,
give me a minute.

670
00:34:13,784 --> 00:34:16,051
We can't leave 'em
like this.

671
00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:17,319
Kid, we need a favor.

672
00:34:19,423 --> 00:34:20,722
- Aah! Uhh!
- Did you send it back

673
00:34:20,724 --> 00:34:22,157
to the fiery pit
from whence it came?

674
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:23,892
Look, everything's
under control.

675
00:34:23,894 --> 00:34:25,527
- Aah!
— Kill it with fire!

676
00:34:25,529 --> 00:34:29,064
Whoa! Slow your roll, guys.
We were wrong.

677
00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:30,465
Huh?

678
00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:32,134
What — what are you —
what are you saying?

679
00:34:32,136 --> 00:34:35,237
Velma... w-was right.

680
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,938
Like, she was?

681
00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:41,576
This wasn't a real ghost.
We were fooled.

682
00:34:41,578 --> 00:34:43,678
But you never were,
right, Velma?

683
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,981
I, uh... I don't know.

684
00:34:45,983 --> 00:34:48,717
Hey, guys,
do your thing.

685
00:34:51,054 --> 00:34:52,788
This is my favorite part.

686
00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:57,359
Cosgood Creeps?

687
00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:59,394
But... the flying.

688
00:34:59,396 --> 00:35:01,029
Wires.
Huh.

689
00:35:01,031 --> 00:35:02,964
What about the walking
through the walls?

690
00:35:02,966 --> 00:35:04,499
And the bodies?

691
00:35:04,501 --> 00:35:07,068
Well, that was just
a projector.

692
00:35:07,070 --> 00:35:08,904
As for the bodies...

693
00:35:08,906 --> 00:35:10,572
Were they... dummies filled
with corn syrup?

694
00:35:10,574 --> 00:35:12,474
Huh?
Exactly.

695
00:35:12,476 --> 00:35:14,042
Of course!

696
00:35:14,044 --> 00:35:15,977
Cosgood was trying to drive
everyone from the house

697
00:35:15,979 --> 00:35:18,180
so he could get the money
for himself.

698
00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:21,383
Right. But the joke is on him
because the money's worthless.

699
00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:22,951
It's all
Confederate dollars.

700
00:35:22,953 --> 00:35:24,920
Aw! Oh, well.

701
00:35:24,922 --> 00:35:29,024
Easy come, easy go.

702
00:35:29,026 --> 00:35:30,492
So...

703
00:35:30,494 --> 00:35:31,993
I was right.

704
00:35:31,995 --> 00:35:33,595
I told ya, ya big lug.

705
00:35:33,597 --> 00:35:36,665
There's no such thing as
the supernatural.

706
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,400
Huh?

707
00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:40,802
Looks like you were right,
and now we know.

708
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:45,106
Hey, my arm's feeling better.

709
00:35:45,108 --> 00:35:48,476
Don't think it was
really broken after all.

710
00:35:48,478 --> 00:35:49,945
This is great news!

711
00:35:49,947 --> 00:35:52,080
Let's meet at the malt shop
and celebrate.

712
00:35:52,082 --> 00:35:55,150
Sure, Fred. And hey,
you're not so bad.

713
00:35:55,152 --> 00:35:58,086
Yeah, I know. Thanks.

714
00:35:58,088 --> 00:35:59,621
So, uh...

715
00:35:59,623 --> 00:36:02,390
I guess this is it.
This is what?

716
00:36:02,392 --> 00:36:03,959
Shh.

717
00:36:03,961 --> 00:36:06,695
No words. We'll never
know what could've been.

718
00:36:08,265 --> 00:36:10,498
Freddy, wait for me!

719
00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:12,746
I will miss your wise words
and your gentle spirits.

720
00:36:13,937 --> 00:36:16,137
Like, we will miss
breathing.

721
00:36:16,139 --> 00:36:17,606
Uhh! Ohh!

722
00:36:17,608 --> 00:36:19,140
Thank you.

723
00:36:19,142 --> 00:36:20,575
You've shown me
the great strength

724
00:36:20,577 --> 00:36:22,777
of laughter in the face
of danger.

725
00:36:22,779 --> 00:36:25,046
Danger? Where?
Let's get out of here, man.

726
00:36:25,048 --> 00:36:26,648
- Aah!
- Oh!

727
00:36:26,650 --> 00:36:28,483
Great working with you,
Velma.

728
00:36:28,485 --> 00:36:29,818
You, too, Sam.

729
00:36:31,321 --> 00:36:34,189
Mmm. Mwah.

730
00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:38,326
Those shoulders.

731
00:36:38,328 --> 00:36:40,362
Jinkies!

732
00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:41,596
Shoulda known
Velma was good to go.

733
00:36:41,598 --> 00:36:43,865
Gah! It's always
the quiet ones.

734
00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,937
We're ready.

735
00:36:58,115 --> 00:36:59,848
Okay.

736
00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:02,217
That was... something.

737
00:37:02,219 --> 00:37:05,687
That was the coolest thing
that's ever happened to me.

738
00:37:05,689 --> 00:37:07,622
And that includes
the Cartwright twins.

739
00:37:07,624 --> 00:37:11,059
What did you do with
the Cartwright twins?

740
00:37:11,061 --> 00:37:14,896
Oh.

741
00:37:14,898 --> 00:37:16,531
I'll be right back.

742
00:37:19,169 --> 00:37:20,735
I don't think I wanna know.

743
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,613
Well, sorry, sweetheart.

744
00:38:02,112 --> 00:38:05,013
Time to go, kid.

745
00:38:05,015 --> 00:38:07,482
What about the bad man?

746
00:38:07,484 --> 00:38:09,617
Don't worry about him.

747
00:38:09,619 --> 00:38:12,187
We'll take care of him,
all right?

748
00:38:57,609 --> 00:38:59,109
You sure about this?

749
00:39:02,061 --> 00:39:06,797
Look, you're gettin'
this place for a steal.

750
00:39:06,799 --> 00:39:08,698
But...

751
00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:11,635
I'm too old for this crap.

752
00:39:11,637 --> 00:39:14,071
If you say so.

753
00:39:14,073 --> 00:39:17,040
Just, uh,
two more signatures, and...

754
00:39:20,746 --> 00:39:23,480
Not so fast.

755
00:39:26,218 --> 00:39:27,651
Is that an ascot?

756
00:39:30,622 --> 00:39:32,122
Yes.

757
00:39:32,124 --> 00:39:34,758
Yes, it is.

758
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,161
Uh, what are you guys
doing here?

759
00:39:38,163 --> 00:39:40,197
Hey, Alan, your friend here,

760
00:39:40,199 --> 00:39:42,065
he's been driving people
off their property

761
00:39:42,067 --> 00:39:45,001
so he could buy it on the cheap.

762
00:39:45,003 --> 00:39:50,440
And he's been using his own
personal ghost to do it.

763
00:39:50,442 --> 00:39:53,009
You see, he'd plant
the haunted object,

764
00:39:53,011 --> 00:39:54,945
then let the ghost go to work.

765
00:39:54,947 --> 00:39:56,947
Then they would
possess something,

766
00:39:56,949 --> 00:40:01,318
like a big dinosaur
or a perfectly beautiful TV.

767
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:05,455
And scare people so much that
they'd be desperate to sell.

768
00:40:06,825 --> 00:40:08,358
When we got nosy...

769
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,794
I think we should probably
keep doing some digging.

770
00:40:10,796 --> 00:40:13,163
Everything all right?
Where you gonna put this?

771
00:40:13,165 --> 00:40:14,564
he sicced
his pet ghost on us.

772
00:40:14,566 --> 00:40:17,534
Take it easy!
What?

773
00:40:17,536 --> 00:40:19,836
She's delicate, all right?
I'll lead. Oh, she... Pfft.

774
00:40:19,838 --> 00:40:22,873
"She"? She? Really, she?

775
00:40:24,910 --> 00:40:29,479
But now, that spirit is freed.

776
00:40:32,751 --> 00:40:35,685
They're lying.

777
00:40:35,687 --> 00:40:37,587
They're...

778
00:40:37,589 --> 00:40:40,223
You think anyone's gonna
believe that?

779
00:40:40,225 --> 00:40:43,393
No, but that's why
we hacked your financials.

780
00:40:43,395 --> 00:40:46,363
Turns out you're not so big
on paying your taxes, are ya?

781
00:40:46,365 --> 00:40:48,632
Good enough for Capone,
good enough for you.

782
00:40:56,942 --> 00:40:58,475
Come on.

783
00:41:00,979 --> 00:41:03,780
Ha! Velma was right.

784
00:41:03,782 --> 00:41:06,766
It was a shady real estate
developer after all.

785
00:41:06,790 --> 00:41:07,151
Here you go.

786
00:41:07,152 --> 00:41:08,852
It's not fair.

787
00:41:08,854 --> 00:41:10,287
I would've gotten away with it

788
00:41:10,289 --> 00:41:11,955
if it wasn't for
those meddling kids.

789
00:41:11,957 --> 00:41:14,424
He said it!

790
00:41:14,426 --> 00:41:16,059
- He said the line!
- Watch your head.

791
00:41:17,429 --> 00:41:20,764
Scooby Dooby Doo!

792
00:41:24,436 --> 00:41:25,902
What are you doing?

793
00:41:25,904 --> 00:41:27,337
Well, I mean, at the end
of every mystery,

794
00:41:27,339 --> 00:41:29,272
Scooby looks into the camera
and he says —

795
00:41:29,274 --> 00:41:33,143
Dean, you're not
a talking dog.

796
00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:37,747
I know that. I...

797
00:41:37,749 --> 00:41:40,784
Yeah.

798
00:41:40,786 --> 00:41:44,120
No, but come on, I-I do
look cool with the ascot, right?

799
00:41:44,122 --> 00:41:45,589
No?

800
00:41:45,591 --> 00:41:47,424
Guys? Come on, guys.

801
00:41:47,426 --> 00:41:48,381
Look, red is my color!

802
00:41:48,383 --> 00:41:55,283
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resynced by Sunflower_king

