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Sammy, it's me.

2
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I don't remember most
of what Michael did

3
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because I was underwater,
drowning...

4
00:00:12,578 --> 00:00:14,445
and that I remember.

5
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I felt every second of it.

6
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Why would Michael
give up his vessel like that?

7
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I don't know.

8
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- Ghosts 101.
- Ghost possession.

9
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Definitely a ghost.

10
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Somebody's spirit
can attach itself

11
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to an object
or a bunch of objects.

12
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Everything has a weakness.

13
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They hate iron and salt.

14
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Whatever happens,
you stay inside this circle.

15
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Where's the spear?
So Michael wants the spear

16
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because he knows
it can hurt him.

17
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You're no different than him.

18
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I am nothing like him.

19
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Do you have unwanted gold

20
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just lying around the house,
collecting dust?

21
00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:54,519
Why not turn that gold
into cash?

22
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Here at Diamond Dave's,

23
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you can have cash
in your hands today.

24
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We'll take anything
you want to sell us.

25
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When Aunt Gloria passed away,

26
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she left me so much jewelry,
I didn't know what to do.

27
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That's when I called
Diamond Dave.

28
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If it's gold,
it's cash in your hands.

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You're watching Shocker TV.

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This week on Shocker,
it's gonna be a blood bath.

31
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We've got slicing and dicing.

32
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We've got scream queens
and killing machines,

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24 hours a day, all week long.

34
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Time to slice and dice.

35
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Whoa.

36
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"Mezco 15" Mega-Scale Panthro.

37
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So handsome.

38
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So angry.

39
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Hey, Sam.

40
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Stuart, what did you do?

41
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I...

42
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Nothing.

43
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Really?

44
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Because according to Yelp

45
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and this awesome,
one-star review we just got,

46
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you screamed at a customer
and called him a, quote,

47
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"mongoloid Tribble
in a robotic exoskeleton

48
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built by Tony Stark's
inbred third cousin."

49
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Which is not cool,

50
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and weirdly, creepily specific.

51
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That...

52
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He said I couldn't
beat up Superman.

53
00:03:02,214 --> 00:03:05,683
Okay. Again,
Superman is not real.

54
00:03:05,684 --> 00:03:07,185
Okay. That's not the point.

55
00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:08,986
And I have seen you
get winded eating a taco.

56
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Okay, that doesn't matter.

57
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If I had kryptonite gloves,
I could beat up Superman.

58
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Anyone could.
That's science, Sam.

59
00:03:15,494 --> 00:03:19,230
Look, I...
I like that you care...

60
00:03:19,231 --> 00:03:21,132
Really, really care
about this stuff,

61
00:03:21,133 --> 00:03:24,302
but we need every customer
we can get, okay?

62
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So just chill a little, please.

63
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Yeah, um...

64
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Okay.

65
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I'm sorry, Sam. I just...
I just get spun out sometimes.

66
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I know.

67
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Coming to game night?

68
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Of course.

69
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I'll see you there.

70
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Yeah, well,
all I'm hearing is excuses.

71
00:04:25,330 --> 00:04:29,734
Okay, look, I don't
care about traffic, okay?

72
00:04:29,735 --> 00:04:32,436
It has been
over 30 minutes, so...

73
00:04:32,437 --> 00:04:33,738
Hello?

74
00:04:33,739 --> 00:04:36,108
Free pizza!

75
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The heck?

76
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H-How did you...

77
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back from Hell, again.

78
00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:19,116
"It Lives Again."

79
00:05:19,117 --> 00:05:22,420
And now back to
"Hatchet Man All Saints' Day."

80
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There will be no
further interruptions.

81
00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,696
Time to slice and dice.

82
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Son of a bitch.

83
00:05:57,623 --> 00:06:00,592
Hey, this area's closed off.

84
00:06:02,728 --> 00:06:04,496
I-I said beat it, buddy.

85
00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:22,179
Time to slice and dice.

86
00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:25,850
Yo.

87
00:06:25,851 --> 00:06:28,119
Hey. What?

88
00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,655
What you doing?

89
00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:32,490
Horror marathon on Shocker.

90
00:06:32,491 --> 00:06:34,025
Just made my way
through the "Halloweens"

91
00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:36,595
and now I'm about to...

92
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Wow.

93
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What?

94
00:06:42,968 --> 00:06:45,903
Yes, I shaved.

95
00:06:45,904 --> 00:06:47,338
I mean, it's so smooth.

96
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It's like a... dolphin's belly.

97
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Yeah, yeah.

98
00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:55,012
Hey, um...

99
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I wanted to check up on you.
You doing okay?

100
00:06:58,183 --> 00:06:59,650
I mean, y-you haven't really
come out of your room

101
00:06:59,651 --> 00:07:01,986
in almost a week.

102
00:07:01,987 --> 00:07:06,223
Well, since when is "okay"
a part of this job?

103
00:07:06,224 --> 00:07:08,993
Yeah, Cass, is, you know,
showing Jack the ropes

104
00:07:08,994 --> 00:07:10,995
and Dark Kaia and her spear
are in the wind

105
00:07:10,996 --> 00:07:12,496
and we have no clue
where Michael is

106
00:07:12,497 --> 00:07:14,865
or what he's up to.

107
00:07:14,866 --> 00:07:16,634
And, not that I'm complaining,

108
00:07:16,635 --> 00:07:18,102
but...

109
00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:23,841
the house is full
of strangers, so...

110
00:07:23,842 --> 00:07:26,477
So your plan is
to just lay in here,

111
00:07:26,478 --> 00:07:28,879
watching "Hatchet Man" movies,
seriously?

112
00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,314
"All Saints' Day" is a classic.

113
00:07:30,315 --> 00:07:32,783
Time to slice and dice.

114
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- Is it?
- What do you care?

115
00:07:33,952 --> 00:07:35,486
You don't even like
scary movies.

116
00:07:35,487 --> 00:07:39,290
Well, yeah, Dean,
our life is a scary movie.

117
00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:41,792
Exactly.

118
00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:44,261
I like it when they run.

119
00:07:44,262 --> 00:07:46,831
All right, well,
I hate to disturb your marathon,

120
00:07:46,832 --> 00:07:48,766
but I think I found us a case.

121
00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:50,534
More Michael monsters?

122
00:07:50,535 --> 00:07:52,970
No.

123
00:07:52,971 --> 00:07:54,339
Killer toy.

124
00:07:58,477 --> 00:07:59,511
What kind of toy?

125
00:08:01,313 --> 00:08:03,380
And then the thing
freakin' jumped me!

126
00:08:03,381 --> 00:08:05,850
I mean, It wouldn't stop!
It was just over and over.

127
00:08:05,851 --> 00:08:07,652
Just...

128
00:08:10,021 --> 00:08:12,890
Panthro kicked my ass.

129
00:08:12,891 --> 00:08:14,492
ThunderCats?

130
00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:15,593
Seriously?

131
00:08:15,594 --> 00:08:17,128
Yeah.

132
00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:18,596
But, I mean, you got your pizza,

133
00:08:18,597 --> 00:08:20,364
at least eight more
of these movies,

134
00:08:20,365 --> 00:08:21,699
so I'll just leave you to it,

135
00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,033
and I'll get one
of the other guys to...

136
00:08:23,034 --> 00:08:24,435
Hell no.

137
00:08:24,436 --> 00:08:25,903
Hell no.

138
00:08:25,904 --> 00:08:27,605
No.

139
00:08:27,606 --> 00:08:30,375
Panthro is mine.

140
00:08:40,185 --> 00:08:41,819
I wonder if we're talking,
like, one toy gone bad

141
00:08:41,820 --> 00:08:43,087
or if it's like a whole crew,

142
00:08:43,088 --> 00:08:44,588
you know,
like Puppet Master-style.

143
00:08:44,589 --> 00:08:47,124
Do you actually want there
to be more than one?

144
00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:49,727
I don't know, just...

145
00:08:49,728 --> 00:08:50,695
Boo! Boo!

146
00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,062
Aah.

147
00:08:52,063 --> 00:08:53,430
Still not a fan of Halloween?

148
00:08:53,431 --> 00:08:54,232
Nope.

149
00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:56,033
So lame.

150
00:08:56,034 --> 00:08:59,370
Happy Halloween.

151
00:08:59,371 --> 00:09:01,940
Hey, I can help you guys
in just a second.

152
00:09:05,277 --> 00:09:08,979
She's like your twin.

153
00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:10,381
What? What are you
talking about?

154
00:09:10,382 --> 00:09:14,151
Her... soft, delicate features,
luxurious hair.

155
00:09:14,152 --> 00:09:16,320
She's like your Wonder Twin.

156
00:09:16,321 --> 00:09:18,557
Yeah.

157
00:09:21,493 --> 00:09:22,493
All right, okay.

158
00:09:22,494 --> 00:09:24,929
Well, if that's me, then...

159
00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:28,933
that's you over there.

160
00:09:28,934 --> 00:09:30,301
That guy? Yeah.

161
00:09:30,302 --> 00:09:34,973
Yeah.
Yeah, we have zero in common.

162
00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:39,476
Hatchet Man.

163
00:09:39,477 --> 00:09:40,511
No way. Sam.

164
00:09:40,512 --> 00:09:42,479
Check it out.
It's David freakin' Yaeger.

165
00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,181
Yeah.

166
00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:45,450
Press the button.

167
00:09:51,022 --> 00:09:53,023
Time to slice and dice.

168
00:09:53,024 --> 00:09:55,025
Dude.

169
00:09:55,026 --> 00:09:59,096
We all do bad things sometimes.

170
00:09:59,097 --> 00:10:00,898
Trick or Treat!

171
00:10:00,899 --> 00:10:03,234
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Dude.

172
00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,402
I need this. How much?

173
00:10:05,403 --> 00:10:07,738
Not for sale.

174
00:10:07,739 --> 00:10:09,074
Hatchet Man's a classic.

175
00:10:11,309 --> 00:10:13,244
Yeah. Nothing in common.

176
00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,880
Okay, what can
I help you guys with?

177
00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,715
Funko Pops, Magic cards...?

178
00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:21,151
Stuart Blake...
Vintage Hot Wheels.

179
00:10:21,152 --> 00:10:22,353
I'm sorry.

180
00:10:22,354 --> 00:10:24,622
Were you getting
helped by Stuart

181
00:10:24,623 --> 00:10:25,923
with vintage Hot Wheels, or...

182
00:10:25,924 --> 00:10:27,258
No, sorry.

183
00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:29,727
Um, my name is Ian Gillan,
and this is...

184
00:10:29,728 --> 00:10:31,262
I'm Ritchie Blackmore.

185
00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:33,297
We're with Campbell & Sons
Insurance.

186
00:10:33,298 --> 00:10:35,499
We heard about Stuart's
little incident with the toy,

187
00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,601
and, we're hoping
to speak to him.

188
00:10:37,602 --> 00:10:39,303
Well, he's at home healing up.

189
00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:40,638
Well, we went to his place,

190
00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:42,239
and his roommate said
he had moved out.

191
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,841
Kicked out, actually.

192
00:10:43,842 --> 00:10:46,710
Right. They had a fight.

193
00:10:46,711 --> 00:10:48,512
Over...?

194
00:10:48,513 --> 00:10:50,648
"Fist of the North Star."

195
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,017
Stuart said that
the dubbed version was better,

196
00:10:53,018 --> 00:10:54,818
but... You know what, forget it.

197
00:10:54,819 --> 00:10:59,356
Um, I like Stuart,
but he's an acquired taste.

198
00:10:59,357 --> 00:11:01,859
Sounds like a guy
who could make a lot of enemies.

199
00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:04,128
I mean, not real ones.

200
00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:07,831
Maybe online...
He trolls everything.

201
00:11:07,832 --> 00:11:10,801
Okay...
where can we find Stuart now?

202
00:11:10,802 --> 00:11:12,603
He's at his mom's house.

203
00:11:12,604 --> 00:11:14,972
Of course he is.

204
00:11:14,973 --> 00:11:17,342
Thanks.

205
00:11:20,078 --> 00:11:22,713
Stewie will be up
in just a minute.

206
00:11:22,714 --> 00:11:24,282
Thanks.

207
00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:29,753
I can't believe you had her
make us apple cider.

208
00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:30,854
She offered.

209
00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:33,791
No! No! You stupid, dumb...

210
00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:36,427
That's not how you play the...

211
00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:40,031
Game over! I'm done! Done!

212
00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:44,802
Who are you?

213
00:11:44,803 --> 00:11:46,837
We're from
Campbell & Sons Insurance,

214
00:11:46,838 --> 00:11:49,540
and... What are you
doing down there?

215
00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:51,776
Fortnite.

216
00:11:53,244 --> 00:11:55,112
It's a video game.

217
00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:58,449
It's the video game.

218
00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:00,619
Yeah, well,
I'm a Zelda for life, so...

219
00:12:03,621 --> 00:12:06,523
What, are you burning sage
down there?

220
00:12:06,524 --> 00:12:07,891
So...?

221
00:12:07,892 --> 00:12:11,695
I-I dated this goth chick.
Like, super hot.

222
00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:14,431
Met online, and...
And she was into Wicca.

223
00:12:14,432 --> 00:12:17,134
Said that burning sage
was, like, good luck

224
00:12:17,135 --> 00:12:18,770
or some crap like that.

225
00:12:20,071 --> 00:12:22,039
So, you're not together anymore?

226
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,307
No.

227
00:12:23,308 --> 00:12:24,975
I broke it off
before we could MIRL.

228
00:12:24,976 --> 00:12:28,278
You know, I mean, who needs
goth-girl drama, am I right?

229
00:12:28,279 --> 00:12:30,714
Merle? M-I-R-L.

230
00:12:30,715 --> 00:12:32,082
"Meet in real life."

231
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,585
Why do you know what that means?

232
00:12:34,419 --> 00:12:36,387
Stuart, we're here
to ask about the attack

233
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:37,788
you reported with the toy...

234
00:12:37,789 --> 00:12:39,189
I made it up.

235
00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:40,924
You what?

236
00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:43,694
The whole thing. I lied.

237
00:12:43,695 --> 00:12:45,095
But the video...

238
00:12:45,096 --> 00:12:47,631
That was fake.

239
00:12:47,632 --> 00:12:51,268
I didn't expect it to go viral,
but it did,

240
00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:54,104
and... I just...

241
00:12:54,105 --> 00:12:56,107
I fell.

242
00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,510
'Cause the hospital report said
that you had marks

243
00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:01,979
on your face, your legs,
your back,

244
00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:03,347
and your... genitals.

245
00:13:03,348 --> 00:13:04,715
That's not a slip and fall.

246
00:13:04,716 --> 00:13:06,150
Well, I don't see why
an insurance company

247
00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:07,551
would care, you know?

248
00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:09,486
And I-I think it's time
for you to leave.

249
00:13:09,487 --> 00:13:11,022
- Okay, but...
- Now.

250
00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:14,591
Wow.

251
00:13:14,592 --> 00:13:17,227
Lady-you wasn't kidding.
That guy's a piece of work.

252
00:13:17,228 --> 00:13:19,563
Well, whatever happened
was not an accident.

253
00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:21,265
Okay, but... Big Bang in there,

254
00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:22,633
not a great liar.

255
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:23,667
No.

256
00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:25,502
So, what are we thinking? Spell?

257
00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:27,237
Well, his girlfriend
was into Wicca.

258
00:13:27,238 --> 00:13:28,505
Wicca doesn't always mean witch.

259
00:13:28,506 --> 00:13:30,340
Except when it does.

260
00:13:30,341 --> 00:13:32,376
All right, let's wait
till they leave,

261
00:13:32,377 --> 00:13:34,211
check out the house
for hex bags.

262
00:13:34,212 --> 00:13:36,046
Deal.

263
00:13:36,047 --> 00:13:39,950
Yeah, find some lamb's blood.

264
00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:41,985
Right, exactly.

265
00:13:41,986 --> 00:13:43,053
All right, good.

266
00:13:43,054 --> 00:13:44,755
Stay safe.

267
00:13:44,756 --> 00:13:46,657
All good?

268
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:49,593
Yeah, it was Riley.
He'll be fine.

269
00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:51,495
I don't know who Riley is,
but cool.

270
00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:55,265
Happy Halloween!

271
00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:57,468
So, seriously, what is
your deal with Halloween?

272
00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:00,037
I don't like it.

273
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:02,339
Yeah, but why don't you like it?

274
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,807
And don't give me that, like,

275
00:14:03,808 --> 00:14:07,044
"Every day is Halloween
for us" crap, okay?

276
00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:09,146
Because, one, it ain't.

277
00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:10,380
We don't eat that much candy.

278
00:14:10,381 --> 00:14:13,150
Two, you've had this hate on
for years.

279
00:14:13,151 --> 00:14:16,053
So...?

280
00:14:16,054 --> 00:14:17,555
Mom's on the move.

281
00:14:41,212 --> 00:14:44,282
All right, what about our guy?

282
00:14:45,984 --> 00:14:48,719
You know, I think I know
why Stuart changed his story.

283
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,054
The comments on his video
are all pretty brutal.

284
00:14:51,055 --> 00:14:56,293
People are calling him a liar,
a loser, "ThunderSpaz,".

285
00:14:56,294 --> 00:15:00,164
Snarf's love child,
Panthro's bi...

286
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:02,266
Rhymes with "itch"? Yep.

287
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:05,737
Got to love the Internet,
where everyone can be a dick.

288
00:15:07,272 --> 00:15:09,106
Help me!

289
00:15:09,107 --> 00:15:11,743
Help me! Help!

290
00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:20,284
Stay with him.

291
00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:22,019
Okay...

292
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:25,123
Hang in there. Hey, wait.
We'll get you help.

293
00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:31,955
My poor baby.

294
00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:33,690
Yeah, it was touch and go
there for a while,

295
00:16:33,691 --> 00:16:36,026
but, doctors say
he's gonna be all right.

296
00:16:36,027 --> 00:16:39,396
I'm just grateful you showed up.

297
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:40,932
I...

298
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:44,201
Thank you.

299
00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:46,870
You saved his life.

300
00:16:46,871 --> 00:16:49,072
I-I should run back home,

301
00:16:49,073 --> 00:16:51,575
get... get Stewie
his favorite pillow.

302
00:16:51,576 --> 00:16:53,143
Actually, you know what? Um...

303
00:16:53,144 --> 00:16:55,445
It's probably better
if you just stay here.

304
00:16:55,446 --> 00:16:58,515
Yeah, just until he wakes up,
you know?

305
00:16:58,516 --> 00:17:01,652
Yeah, of course.
You're... You're right.

306
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,620
I'm just all flustered.

307
00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:06,124
It's okay. Everything's fine.

308
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:08,859
Everything is not fine.

309
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,560
Yeah. My first clue was
the flying chainsaw.

310
00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:11,962
While you were waiting
for the ambulance,

311
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:13,597
I did a quick sweep
for hex bags, nothing,

312
00:17:13,598 --> 00:17:16,266
but then I pulled out EMF,
went freakin' crazy.

313
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:18,101
So it's a ghost. Yeah.

314
00:17:18,102 --> 00:17:19,670
Hey, we got to figure out a way

315
00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:20,937
to keep mom here
while we clear the house.

316
00:17:20,938 --> 00:17:22,606
You know, I don't get
why a ghost would be

317
00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:23,807
gunning for Stuart.

318
00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,642
Murder, grave robbery,

319
00:17:25,643 --> 00:17:27,177
stole his favorite Pokémon...

320
00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:28,278
I mean, take your pick.

321
00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:29,446
Yeah.

322
00:17:29,447 --> 00:17:30,647
All right,
you stay here with them.

323
00:17:30,648 --> 00:17:32,282
I'll go check the house,
ask around,

324
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:33,717
see if anybody...
Got dead lately?

325
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:36,153
Yeah. All right.

326
00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:39,123
GI Lab, 6-2-6-7.

327
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:23,934
Nice, Sam.

328
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:25,203
Smooth.

329
00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:36,514
What the hell?

330
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:55,665
Now back to our feature.

331
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:57,567
Viewer discretion is advised.

332
00:18:57,568 --> 00:18:59,269
Are you insane?

333
00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,505
They will never understand
that it was an accident.

334
00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:03,540
Hey. Hey.

335
00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:04,708
What are you doing here?

336
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,743
Just keeping an eye on Stuart.

337
00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:10,046
He must have awesome insurance.

338
00:19:10,047 --> 00:19:11,581
Super-awesome.

339
00:19:11,582 --> 00:19:12,784
Yeah.

340
00:19:14,852 --> 00:19:16,220
Trick or treat?

341
00:19:20,224 --> 00:19:21,691
He's still out.

342
00:19:21,692 --> 00:19:23,193
Yeah, the nurse told me.

343
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:24,928
Babs went out for a quick bite.

344
00:19:24,929 --> 00:19:27,063
Figured I'd stick around.

345
00:19:27,064 --> 00:19:29,466
I want to be here
when he wakes up.

346
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:31,668
He's kind of my best friend.

347
00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:34,571
Is that right?

348
00:19:34,572 --> 00:19:37,207
Look, I...

349
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:41,912
I know Stuart has his stuff,
but we all do.

350
00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:44,581
And me and my dad don't
get along so great,

351
00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:47,884
and whenever we...
We really have it out,

352
00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:50,787
Stuart lets me
crash at his place.

353
00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:52,289
No questions asked.

354
00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:56,526
We just eat pizza
and watch movies.

355
00:19:56,527 --> 00:19:58,228
It's...

356
00:19:58,229 --> 00:20:01,131
Zen.

357
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:03,033
Sounds like a good friend.

358
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:05,769
Yeah, but now,
when his mom called,

359
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:09,306
said someone a-attacked him
with a chainsaw?

360
00:20:09,307 --> 00:20:11,308
Looks like.

361
00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:13,544
Happy Halloween?

362
00:20:22,286 --> 00:20:24,387
I got to get out of here.

363
00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:26,823
Cool. "All Saints' Day Three."

364
00:20:26,824 --> 00:20:28,658
Totally...

365
00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:31,361
Time to slice and dice!

366
00:20:31,362 --> 00:20:36,734
Like,
creeping me out to the max.

367
00:20:37,935 --> 00:20:39,870
Trick or treat.

368
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:43,607
Time to slice and dice.

369
00:20:43,608 --> 00:20:45,442
Never gets old.

370
00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:46,843
You know, a lot of people
don't like this one,

371
00:20:46,844 --> 00:20:48,645
but it's actually my favorite.

372
00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:50,247
I mean, sure.

373
00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:52,149
There's no way a hospital would
ever be that empty.

374
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,284
But that's over-thinking it.
I don't know.

375
00:20:54,285 --> 00:20:55,852
I've been to a lot of hospitals
at night.

376
00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:57,587
Trust me, they get pretty empty.

377
00:20:57,588 --> 00:20:59,222
Okay, so,
"All Saints' Day Three"...

378
00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:00,957
That's my top pick.
What about you?

379
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:04,761
I mean, I like Five, right...

380
00:21:04,762 --> 00:21:06,196
"Search for David Yaeger"?

381
00:21:06,197 --> 00:21:07,697
'Cause it's weird,
but it's bloody.

382
00:21:07,698 --> 00:21:08,633
So bloody. Yeah.

383
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:09,733
In the best way.

384
00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:11,935
But...

385
00:21:11,936 --> 00:21:13,637
I got to go with number four.

386
00:21:13,638 --> 00:21:14,804
"Hatchet Man Lives"? Yeah.

387
00:21:14,805 --> 00:21:17,240
Nice choice.

388
00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:20,277
"Killed in a prank
gone wrong..."

389
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:24,180
"Mechanic David Yaeger
comes back every year"

390
00:21:24,181 --> 00:21:26,583
on the day after Halloween.

391
00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:30,655
"On All Saints' Day,
Hatchet Man takes his revenge!"

392
00:21:32,623 --> 00:21:33,790
You really know your A.S.D.

393
00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:35,191
Yeah, well...

394
00:21:35,192 --> 00:21:37,427
growing up, it was...

395
00:21:37,428 --> 00:21:40,430
It was always nice to check out
once in a while.

396
00:21:40,431 --> 00:21:42,732
I like to watch movies

397
00:21:42,733 --> 00:21:44,835
where I know
the bad guy's gonna lose.

398
00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:47,971
Knock knock.

399
00:21:47,972 --> 00:21:50,441
Time to die.

400
00:21:55,846 --> 00:21:57,614
Um, we're, um... we're closing.

401
00:21:57,615 --> 00:21:59,316
Yeah, right. I-I just...

402
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:01,184
Sorry. I'm just here to, um...

403
00:22:01,185 --> 00:22:03,920
Did you hear about Stuart?

404
00:22:03,921 --> 00:22:05,855
Yeah, his mom
told us what happened

405
00:22:05,856 --> 00:22:07,257
when she dropped off his keys.
Yeah.

406
00:22:07,258 --> 00:22:09,159
I mean, what happened to him,
that's insane.

407
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,162
Yeah, yeah, so... so I actually
have a few questions, um...

408
00:22:12,163 --> 00:22:14,297
and they might be
a little different.

409
00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:17,467
Different like...
Different like...

410
00:22:17,468 --> 00:22:21,805
Has anyone close to Stuart
died recently?

411
00:22:21,806 --> 00:22:23,506
You're an insurance dude, right?

412
00:22:23,507 --> 00:22:25,842
Yeah, yeah, and...
And we wouldn't normally

413
00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:27,110
ask these kinds of questions,

414
00:22:27,111 --> 00:22:29,045
but it's a special
circumstance, and...

415
00:22:29,046 --> 00:22:31,514
Well, I mean...

416
00:22:31,515 --> 00:22:33,350
Jordan.

417
00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:34,517
Jordan?

418
00:22:34,518 --> 00:22:36,419
Yeah, he owned the store.

419
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:38,388
He taught Stuart, Dirk, and I

420
00:22:38,389 --> 00:22:40,957
everything we know
about comics and games.

421
00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:43,728
He was like our own personal
Willy Wonka.

422
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:47,530
Sounds like a great guy.

423
00:22:47,531 --> 00:22:50,100
He was.

424
00:22:50,101 --> 00:22:51,768
Cancer sucks, you know?

425
00:22:51,769 --> 00:22:53,803
Yeah.

426
00:22:53,804 --> 00:22:57,240
So, who owns the place now?

427
00:22:57,241 --> 00:22:59,009
Me and Dirk.

428
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,410
Jordan left it to us.

429
00:23:00,411 --> 00:23:02,545
But not Stuart?

430
00:23:02,546 --> 00:23:06,116
Stuart worked here,
but Jordan fired him twice.

431
00:23:06,117 --> 00:23:07,751
He kept catching
Stuart stealing,

432
00:23:07,752 --> 00:23:08,918
and to Jordan,

433
00:23:08,919 --> 00:23:10,920
this place was his life,
you know?

434
00:23:10,921 --> 00:23:13,590
And you hired Stuart back?

435
00:23:13,591 --> 00:23:15,960
He's my friend.

436
00:23:17,695 --> 00:23:19,462
Right.

437
00:23:19,463 --> 00:23:21,965
Okay... Where is Jordan buried?

438
00:23:21,966 --> 00:23:24,602
Nowhere. He was cremated.

439
00:23:27,738 --> 00:23:29,372
Um, right.

440
00:23:29,373 --> 00:23:32,742
Sure, excuse me.
I just have to...

441
00:23:32,743 --> 00:23:34,445
What's that?

442
00:23:36,847 --> 00:23:38,114
Nothing.

443
00:23:38,115 --> 00:23:42,118
It's a, um...
carbon monoxide detector.

444
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,554
Wh... Is that... Is that bad?

445
00:23:44,555 --> 00:23:46,690
Yeah, yep.

446
00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:48,658
Pretty bad. Um...

447
00:23:48,659 --> 00:23:51,161
You know what?
You should leave now.

448
00:23:51,162 --> 00:23:52,662
What? No. Okay, listen to me.

449
00:23:52,663 --> 00:23:54,832
This is weird,
but I think you're in danger...

450
00:24:14,218 --> 00:24:15,753
Samantha?

451
00:24:19,390 --> 00:24:20,925
Samantha!

452
00:24:24,895 --> 00:24:25,995
Hey!

453
00:24:25,996 --> 00:24:28,665
Hey, are you okay?

454
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:29,766
No?

455
00:24:29,767 --> 00:24:31,534
What just happened?

456
00:24:31,535 --> 00:24:32,769
I think...

457
00:24:32,770 --> 00:24:34,437
I think a ghost...

458
00:24:34,438 --> 00:24:35,438
A ghost?

459
00:24:35,439 --> 00:24:37,540
Yes, um... All right.
Listen to me.

460
00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:40,744
Ghosts are real,
and they can possess things...

461
00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:42,879
People, toys, chainsaws,

462
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,280
and, apparently,
life-size figurines.

463
00:24:44,281 --> 00:24:47,050
You are not from
an insurance company, are you?

464
00:24:47,051 --> 00:24:49,219
N-Not exactly.

465
00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:51,287
Listen, I-I-I'm not sure,

466
00:24:51,288 --> 00:24:54,457
but I think the ghost of Jordan
is trying to kill Stuart.

467
00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:55,692
Wait, what?

468
00:24:55,693 --> 00:24:57,060
Did he hurt you?

469
00:24:57,061 --> 00:24:58,461
No, he just...

470
00:24:58,462 --> 00:25:01,598
He shoved me out of the way,
and then he bolted.

471
00:25:01,599 --> 00:25:03,099
It's locked.

472
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,368
Where are the keys?

473
00:25:05,369 --> 00:25:07,137
Hatchet Man or whatever
took them.

474
00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:08,404
You sure? I...

475
00:25:08,405 --> 00:25:10,473
I was pretty busy screaming,

476
00:25:10,474 --> 00:25:12,208
but, yeah, I'm sure.

477
00:25:12,209 --> 00:25:13,710
Is this expensive?

478
00:25:13,711 --> 00:25:14,878
What?

479
00:25:14,879 --> 00:25:16,514
No, don't! Eugh!

480
00:25:18,282 --> 00:25:20,116
Yeah, it's shatter-proof glass.

481
00:25:20,117 --> 00:25:24,121
Jordan's pretty serious
about thieves.

482
00:25:27,091 --> 00:25:30,160
The aerobics instructor
in the giant mixer.

483
00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:31,561
Right, and then the kids
the next morning are

484
00:25:31,562 --> 00:25:33,163
at the rec center,
they're all eating breakfast,

485
00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:35,031
and the one finds a tooth
with all the stringy bits

486
00:25:35,032 --> 00:25:35,933
still hooked onto it.

487
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,066
Come on.

488
00:25:37,067 --> 00:25:38,334
I mean, forget Freddy and Jason.

489
00:25:38,335 --> 00:25:40,203
That's top-10 horror-movie kill
right there.

490
00:25:40,204 --> 00:25:41,538
Top-five, even.

491
00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:43,506
And then, the jock guy's face

492
00:25:43,507 --> 00:25:45,575
when Hatchet Man shoves it into
the engine fan of that truck

493
00:25:45,576 --> 00:25:47,978
and it just, like...
bbl-bbl-bbl-bbl-bbl-bbl...

494
00:25:50,147 --> 00:25:52,849
Did you know that
they made the brain splatter

495
00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:54,417
with saltwater taffy?

496
00:25:54,418 --> 00:25:55,752
I did not know that. Yeah.

497
00:25:55,753 --> 00:25:58,988
That's pretty cool.

498
00:25:58,989 --> 00:26:01,125
Excuse me.

499
00:26:03,828 --> 00:26:05,028
Yeah, what's up, Sam?

500
00:26:05,029 --> 00:26:06,462
We were right. It's a ghost.

501
00:26:06,463 --> 00:26:08,131
Guy's name was Jordan MacNeel.

502
00:26:08,132 --> 00:26:09,432
He used to own the comic shop.

503
00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:11,301
All right, so we going
to a graveyard or what?

504
00:26:11,302 --> 00:26:13,136
No, no, no. He was cremated.

505
00:26:13,137 --> 00:26:14,871
And, um...

506
00:26:14,872 --> 00:26:16,472
And what?

507
00:26:16,473 --> 00:26:19,108
So, he possessed the
David Yaeger figure at the shop,

508
00:26:19,109 --> 00:26:20,510
and I think he's coming
for Stuart.

509
00:26:20,511 --> 00:26:22,178
Wait, wait, wait...
Are you telling me that...

510
00:26:22,179 --> 00:26:25,281
That Hatchet Man David Yaeger
is coming here?

511
00:26:25,282 --> 00:26:27,350
I mean, not...
Not literally, but...

512
00:26:27,351 --> 00:26:31,889
Hatchet Man is coming here?

513
00:26:33,424 --> 00:26:36,894
Trick or treat.

514
00:26:49,406 --> 00:26:51,140
Hey, hey. Look at that.

515
00:26:51,141 --> 00:26:53,710
Hey, man!

516
00:26:53,711 --> 00:26:55,211
Whoo!

517
00:26:55,212 --> 00:26:57,981
David Yaeger!

518
00:26:57,982 --> 00:26:59,983
Killer costume!

519
00:26:59,984 --> 00:27:05,189
Come on, let's go.
Hey, trick or treat!

520
00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:08,625
If ghosts are real,
does that mean vampires?

521
00:27:08,626 --> 00:27:09,326
Yep.

522
00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:10,860
Witches?

523
00:27:10,861 --> 00:27:12,095
Werewolves?

524
00:27:12,096 --> 00:27:14,964
Unless it's Godzilla, it's real.

525
00:27:14,965 --> 00:27:16,266
All right. Get in.

526
00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:17,934
But... Now!

527
00:27:17,935 --> 00:27:19,168
Now, listen to me.

528
00:27:19,169 --> 00:27:20,536
Ghosts can't cross
the salt line, okay?

529
00:27:20,537 --> 00:27:22,005
So whatever you hear,
whatever you see,

530
00:27:22,006 --> 00:27:24,674
whatever happens, stay inside.

531
00:27:24,675 --> 00:27:26,744
Capiche?

532
00:27:30,848 --> 00:27:32,715
What I don't get is,

533
00:27:32,716 --> 00:27:35,585
why is Jordan going
after Stuart now?

534
00:27:35,586 --> 00:27:37,553
It doesn't make any sense.

535
00:27:37,554 --> 00:27:39,889
Stuart's been stealing.

536
00:27:39,890 --> 00:27:41,691
What? I mean, not cash,

537
00:27:41,692 --> 00:27:43,559
just stuff that
he thought was cool.

538
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,495
And Stuart doesn't have
good impulse control.

539
00:27:45,496 --> 00:27:47,063
I've been taking money
out of his checks

540
00:27:47,064 --> 00:27:48,498
to make up for it,
but I guess...

541
00:27:48,499 --> 00:27:50,667
a ghost wouldn't know that.

542
00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:51,869
Yeah, guess not.

543
00:27:52,970 --> 00:27:54,504
Come on.

544
00:27:54,505 --> 00:27:55,605
Damn it.

545
00:27:55,606 --> 00:27:57,240
Yeah. It's a hardcore lock.

546
00:27:57,241 --> 00:27:58,708
All right.
We got to get out of here.

547
00:27:58,709 --> 00:28:01,377
Okay, how?

548
00:28:01,378 --> 00:28:02,947
Do you have cleaning supplies?

549
00:28:14,058 --> 00:28:17,161
What the...

550
00:28:19,163 --> 00:28:21,198
Aaah!

551
00:28:28,505 --> 00:28:30,273
Help!

552
00:28:30,274 --> 00:28:32,275
What's happening?

553
00:28:32,276 --> 00:28:34,545
I got to get out of here!

554
00:28:59,670 --> 00:29:01,137
Hey!

555
00:29:01,138 --> 00:29:03,339
Jordan, I...

556
00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:05,475
I know you're trying
to kill Stuart,

557
00:29:05,476 --> 00:29:07,343
but he's my friend.

558
00:29:07,344 --> 00:29:09,746
He's our friend.

559
00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:11,881
So if you want to do this,

560
00:29:11,882 --> 00:29:13,650
you're gonna have
to go through me!

561
00:29:21,158 --> 00:29:23,793
Crap.

562
00:29:23,794 --> 00:29:27,764
Hey, Phil. Hey, where are you?

563
00:29:27,765 --> 00:29:30,401
Come on.

564
00:29:37,274 --> 00:29:38,208
No.

565
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:39,476
Run. Run, girl.

566
00:29:41,178 --> 00:29:44,047
I like it when they run.

567
00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:45,348
Now, you see that? You see that?

568
00:29:45,349 --> 00:29:47,251
That's... my favorite part.

569
00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:55,292
Stop! Leave me alone!

570
00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:59,962
Enough talking. More killing.

571
00:29:59,963 --> 00:30:01,931
You kidding me?
Are you kidding me?

572
00:30:01,932 --> 00:30:03,066
Ooh. Right?

573
00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:05,401
- She is so slow.
- Come on, man.

574
00:30:05,402 --> 00:30:07,404
Somebody come
and help me please!

575
00:30:09,573 --> 00:30:12,341
Where is everybody?

576
00:30:12,342 --> 00:30:14,211
Ooh! Run, girl! Run!

577
00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:18,381
You got to run, girl.
Come on, man.

578
00:30:18,382 --> 00:30:19,982
My grandmother runs
faster than you.

579
00:30:19,983 --> 00:30:21,851
Help! Somebody!

580
00:30:21,852 --> 00:30:24,021
Anybody help me!

581
00:30:28,325 --> 00:30:29,593
Where is everybody?

582
00:30:35,065 --> 00:30:36,199
God.

583
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,869
God. Jordan, please!

584
00:30:39,870 --> 00:30:43,172
You're dead!

585
00:30:43,173 --> 00:30:44,907
Get away from me!

586
00:30:44,908 --> 00:30:46,576
We killed you. You're dead!

587
00:30:46,577 --> 00:30:50,580
We all do bad things sometimes.

588
00:30:50,581 --> 00:30:51,981
Press that button.
Press that button.

589
00:30:51,982 --> 00:30:54,318
He would never catch me,
tell you that much.

590
00:30:57,521 --> 00:30:59,223
No, this can't be happening.

591
00:31:01,024 --> 00:31:02,792
No. No!

592
00:31:02,793 --> 00:31:06,496
You can't run from Hatchet Man.

593
00:31:06,497 --> 00:31:09,166
This isn't... real!

594
00:31:15,239 --> 00:31:16,572
All right.

595
00:31:16,573 --> 00:31:18,541
Pretty sure this will work.

596
00:31:18,542 --> 00:31:20,543
Where did you learn
how to do this?

597
00:31:20,544 --> 00:31:23,713
I had a messed-up childhood.

598
00:31:23,714 --> 00:31:25,248
Okay.

599
00:31:25,249 --> 00:31:27,850
Here goes.

600
00:31:27,851 --> 00:31:30,954
Yep, all right. Get back.

601
00:31:39,296 --> 00:31:40,864
Get down.

602
00:31:48,138 --> 00:31:51,141
Cool. Cool.

603
00:32:04,988 --> 00:32:07,190
Told you to stay put.

604
00:32:07,191 --> 00:32:09,859
You don't... He's here.

605
00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:11,128
Where?

606
00:32:13,797 --> 00:32:16,399
Time to slice and dice.

607
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,536
Hell.

608
00:32:27,444 --> 00:32:31,647
David Yaeger was an honest man
making an honest living,

609
00:32:31,648 --> 00:32:35,284
until one night,
when a practical joke...

610
00:32:35,285 --> 00:32:37,920
turned deadly.

611
00:32:37,921 --> 00:32:40,389
One day,
we're gonna have to answer

612
00:32:40,390 --> 00:32:42,458
for the things
we did that night.

613
00:32:42,459 --> 00:32:45,462
It was just a prank.

614
00:32:47,931 --> 00:32:51,901
Now, David Yaeger is back
with his faithful hatchet

615
00:32:51,902 --> 00:32:55,439
to get revenge on those
who took his life.

616
00:32:57,674 --> 00:32:59,909
If the people responsible
for his death

617
00:32:59,910 --> 00:33:02,078
weren't torn up about it...

618
00:33:02,079 --> 00:33:03,113
they're going to be.

619
00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:06,816
Time to slice and dice.

620
00:33:06,817 --> 00:33:09,385
In this dark, quiet hospital,

621
00:33:09,386 --> 00:33:12,255
they can run, they can hide...

622
00:33:12,256 --> 00:33:13,923
We killed you. You're dead!

623
00:33:13,924 --> 00:33:16,659
But there's no escaping
the Hatchet Man.

624
00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:18,227
Trick or treat.

625
00:33:18,228 --> 00:33:20,863
No, this can't be happening.

626
00:33:20,864 --> 00:33:24,667
We all do bad things sometimes.

627
00:33:24,668 --> 00:33:27,737
"The Reckoning,"

628
00:33:27,738 --> 00:33:29,772
coming soon
to a theater near you.

629
00:33:29,773 --> 00:33:31,642
Pray for survival.

630
00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:37,179
All right, look, man.

631
00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:39,982
I know once you go Casper,
things can be a little...

632
00:33:39,983 --> 00:33:41,584
Well, a lot crazy.

633
00:33:41,585 --> 00:33:44,020
The way I see it,
you got two options.

634
00:33:44,021 --> 00:33:47,456
One, you let this go,
and you walk into the light.

635
00:33:47,457 --> 00:33:49,425
Or, two...

636
00:33:49,426 --> 00:33:50,894
I send you there.

637
00:33:53,497 --> 00:33:56,832
Time to slice and dice.

638
00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:58,902
I was kind of hoping
you'd say that.

639
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:11,848
Stay back! I got this.

640
00:34:23,193 --> 00:34:25,061
Problem is, the ghost is always
tied to an object.

641
00:34:25,062 --> 00:34:27,096
Right? Its bones, something
that meant a lot to it in life.

642
00:34:27,097 --> 00:34:28,864
Whatever that thing is,
the ghost is usually

643
00:34:28,865 --> 00:34:30,499
stuck there, but Jordan,
he's been all over...

644
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:31,867
The shop, Stuart's house,

645
00:34:31,868 --> 00:34:33,736
so how's he moving around?
The key chain.

646
00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:35,271
What? It was Jordan's

647
00:34:35,272 --> 00:34:37,073
and then Stuart closed up
the night he got attacked

648
00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:38,708
and he brought
the shop keys home

649
00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:40,109
and then his mom
brought them back after.

650
00:34:40,110 --> 00:34:43,013
I mean, could that...
Does that make sense?

651
00:34:44,448 --> 00:34:46,215
Yeah. It does.

652
00:34:46,216 --> 00:34:47,517
Come on.

653
00:34:55,425 --> 00:34:59,996
We all do bad things sometimes.

654
00:35:08,939 --> 00:35:10,239
I...

655
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,274
Sorry?

656
00:35:24,187 --> 00:35:25,489
Dean! Key chain!

657
00:35:36,733 --> 00:35:38,868
Come on, come on, come on.

658
00:35:38,869 --> 00:35:40,302
Here. Here. Use this.

659
00:35:40,303 --> 00:35:43,406
It's really sunk in deep!

660
00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:44,674
Hurry up!

661
00:36:09,032 --> 00:36:13,036
Time to slice and di...

662
00:36:22,913 --> 00:36:25,714
Is it really over?
Just like that?

663
00:36:25,715 --> 00:36:28,717
"Just like that"?

664
00:36:28,718 --> 00:36:29,985
Yeah, you're...

665
00:36:29,986 --> 00:36:32,155
You're all safe now,
even Stuart.

666
00:36:34,024 --> 00:36:36,792
And Jordan, is... is he...

667
00:36:36,793 --> 00:36:38,528
He's in a better place.

668
00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:56,246
Thanks, man.

669
00:36:59,182 --> 00:37:00,683
You... You got me out here

670
00:37:00,684 --> 00:37:02,651
'cause you needed
to get me out of my funk

671
00:37:02,652 --> 00:37:05,488
and get me a win, and you did.

672
00:37:05,489 --> 00:37:07,456
So...

673
00:37:07,457 --> 00:37:08,824
thanks.

674
00:37:08,825 --> 00:37:10,526
I got to admit,

675
00:37:10,527 --> 00:37:12,428
it didn't go exactly like I
thought it would. Hey, man.

676
00:37:12,429 --> 00:37:14,563
I just went toe-to-toe
with David freakin' Yaeger.

677
00:37:14,564 --> 00:37:15,998
That was awesome.

678
00:37:15,999 --> 00:37:18,368
Yeah, it wasn't really...
Don't ruin this for me.

679
00:37:22,072 --> 00:37:25,708
Hey, Dean...

680
00:37:25,709 --> 00:37:27,977
when we get back
to the bunker, man,

681
00:37:27,978 --> 00:37:29,912
you got to stop hiding out
in your room.

682
00:37:29,913 --> 00:37:31,046
I'm not hiding out.

683
00:37:31,047 --> 00:37:32,314
And I get why you're doing it.

684
00:37:32,315 --> 00:37:34,483
I-I do.

685
00:37:34,484 --> 00:37:36,619
But...

686
00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:39,889
what happened with Michael...

687
00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:43,692
You said yes for me, for Jack,
for your family.

688
00:37:43,693 --> 00:37:44,860
You did the right thing.

689
00:37:44,861 --> 00:37:46,095
What happened after,

690
00:37:46,096 --> 00:37:47,796
just because Michael
was wearing your face,

691
00:37:47,797 --> 00:37:50,032
doesn't mean
any of this is on you.

692
00:37:50,033 --> 00:37:52,401
I don't blame you.
No one blames you.

693
00:37:52,402 --> 00:37:55,137
You got to try and stop
blaming yourself,

694
00:37:55,138 --> 00:37:56,739
please.

695
00:37:56,740 --> 00:37:58,841
I'm never gonna get
over it, okay?

696
00:37:58,842 --> 00:38:00,976
I'm just not.

697
00:38:00,977 --> 00:38:03,846
But you're right...

698
00:38:03,847 --> 00:38:05,147
I'm not doing anybody any good

699
00:38:05,148 --> 00:38:06,415
by just staying couped up
in my room,

700
00:38:06,416 --> 00:38:12,988
so... whatever you need,
I'm there.

701
00:38:12,989 --> 00:38:15,759
All right, chief?

702
00:38:19,229 --> 00:38:20,663
All right. Well, that is it.

703
00:38:20,664 --> 00:38:22,498
Halloween is officially over.

704
00:38:22,499 --> 00:38:23,832
Good.

705
00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:25,334
Okay, seriously, why?

706
00:38:25,335 --> 00:38:27,570
Why do you hate Halloween?
What is it?

707
00:38:27,571 --> 00:38:29,872
Was it the time that I...
I ate all your Halloween candy?

708
00:38:29,873 --> 00:38:31,240
No. Was it something Dad did?

709
00:38:31,241 --> 00:38:33,175
No, dude, you don't
want to know.

710
00:38:33,176 --> 00:38:36,446
No, I really do. Really.

711
00:38:39,049 --> 00:38:40,450
What?

712
00:38:41,484 --> 00:38:43,719
All right.

713
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,422
Remember Andrea Howell?

714
00:38:48,325 --> 00:38:49,525
No.

715
00:38:49,526 --> 00:38:52,394
When I was in sixth grade,
we were living in Bismark.

716
00:38:52,395 --> 00:38:53,729
I had a huge crush on her.

717
00:38:53,730 --> 00:38:55,464
Aww, that's adorable.

718
00:38:55,465 --> 00:38:56,765
Continue.

719
00:38:56,766 --> 00:38:59,802
So, she invited me
to her Halloween party.

720
00:38:59,803 --> 00:39:01,103
I said yes, and I-I went over,

721
00:39:01,104 --> 00:39:06,942
and at first, everything
was great, um...

722
00:39:06,943 --> 00:39:09,044
And then we started
to play games.

723
00:39:09,045 --> 00:39:10,713
Spin the bottle?

724
00:39:10,714 --> 00:39:13,250
B-Bobbing for apples.

725
00:39:16,586 --> 00:39:18,988
Like I said, I had a crush,

726
00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:22,958
so the entire night,
my stomach was in knots,

727
00:39:22,959 --> 00:39:27,162
and when it was my turn,
I-I bent down, and...

728
00:39:27,163 --> 00:39:28,230
No.

729
00:39:28,231 --> 00:39:30,499
Hurled.

730
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,001
Everywhere.

731
00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:34,770
Lunch, dinner, it all came up...

732
00:39:34,771 --> 00:39:36,805
On Andrea, mostly.

733
00:39:36,806 --> 00:39:39,508
People ran and screamed,

734
00:39:39,509 --> 00:39:43,379
and it was so bad.

735
00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:44,947
That's great.

736
00:39:44,948 --> 00:39:47,416
I ended up hiding out
in the woods

737
00:39:47,417 --> 00:39:49,285
until you finally
came and got me.

738
00:39:49,286 --> 00:39:51,920
So that's why
you hate Halloween.

739
00:39:51,921 --> 00:39:53,489
Yeah. Come on, man.

740
00:39:53,490 --> 00:39:55,224
You got to get over that.
That's... I mean...

741
00:39:55,225 --> 00:39:56,792
All right.
This is what we're gonna do.

742
00:39:56,793 --> 00:40:00,029
Next year, we're doing Halloween
right, okay?

743
00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:03,499
I'm thinking matching outfits
like...

744
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:04,900
Batman and Robin.

745
00:40:04,901 --> 00:40:06,735
No.

746
00:40:06,736 --> 00:40:08,070
Bert and Ernie. No.

747
00:40:08,071 --> 00:40:09,572
That's weird. Yes.

748
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:11,640
Rocky and Bullwinkle.

749
00:40:11,641 --> 00:40:12,575
Dean...

750
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:13,709
Shaggy and Scooby.

751
00:40:13,710 --> 00:40:14,843
Why would we...

752
00:40:14,844 --> 00:40:16,345
Turner and Hooch.

753
00:40:16,346 --> 00:40:17,846
Ren and Stimpy.

754
00:40:17,847 --> 00:40:20,215
Come on, now.

755
00:40:20,216 --> 00:40:21,917
Thelma and Louise. Thelma and...

756
00:40:21,918 --> 00:40:26,556
We just put it in drive and go.

757
00:40:58,722 --> 00:41:00,589
What the...

758
00:41:00,590 --> 00:41:03,293
Trick or treat.

