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Come on! Come on! Let's do this!

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Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

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Go! Go! Go!

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Oh.

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Rupert and I bought this
on our fifth anniversary.

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Well, you have exquisite taste.

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Do you want it?

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But it's a Hockney. It must
be worth a million pounds.

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Good point. You should've said yes.

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- Auction pile, please.
- Right away, ma'am.

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So, um, Mrs. Mannion...

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Excuse me. Ms. Welton.

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George is here.

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If he's here, why isn't he here?

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Oh. Yes. Good point.

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George.

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- Higgy boy.
- Oh! Good one.

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Hey. I love what you've
done to the place.

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Did you do it yourself or
get some poof to help you?

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I could ask the same
of your hair. Please.

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She's a cheeky one, isn't she, eh?

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Right, love. Listen, I've
got training in a minute.

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So whatever it is you need to
get off your impressive chest,

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- let me have it.
- Of course.

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You're fired.

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Yeah, right.

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And I'll be buying out the
remainder of your contract. So...

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Wish you the best of luck.

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Fired? What the fuck for?

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I suppose I could go for any
number of reasons, really.

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Your casual misogyny, for one.

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- What?
- I know, it's a big word.

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Ask one of your daughters what it means.

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Or perhaps it's your performance,

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having led this team through yet
another remarkably average season.

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Or maybe it's because you insist
on wearing those tiny shorts

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that force me to see
one of your testicles.

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And there's the other one.

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Liam and Noel.

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Though, perhaps not an oasis.

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Still, if I'm being
completely honest, George,

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you're fired because I'm the
owner now, and I don't like you.

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Now do piss off, you fat twat.

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Hey, Higgy boy.

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What do you think's worse?

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Your husband cheating on you
or being the last to know?

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Is there someone that could
pop out and fetch me a salad?

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Nothing with raisins in it, please.

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Fuck you.

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So, what to do as far
as new managers go?

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Shall I prepare a list of candidates?

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No. That won't be necessary.

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This is a bit of surprising news

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from the other side of the Atlantic.

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AFC Richmond announced the
hiring of their new manager,

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one Theodore "Ted" Lasso.

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Recently, it was Coach Lasso

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leading the Division II
Wichita State Shockers

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to their first ever national
title in American football.

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He took the Shockers
from a garbage program

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all the way to the promised land

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in his very first season as head coach.

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But for a lot of us,

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that's not how Ted Lasso
found his way into our hearts,

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certainly not into our living rooms.

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For me, it'll always be Ted...

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celebrating a moment
of joy with his team

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in a way that you really
have to see to understand.

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And then, even when you see it...

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I don't necessarily know that
understanding is what we're doing.

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Right on, Ted. Do your thing, man.

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And good luck with the
most beautiful game.

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Do us proud.

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Go, 'Murica.

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Oi, mate. This you?

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- I believe it is, yeah.
- Oh, man! Legend.

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Can I get an ussie?

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That's dope.

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You know, back where I'm
from, we call those selfies.

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Well, it's not "myself", yeah?

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It's "us", innit? "Ussie".

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Yeah. I like that.

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Wicked.

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You coaching football.

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Mate, you are a legend for
doing something so stupid.

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I mean, it's mental. They're
gonna fucking murder you.

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Well, you know, I've
heard that tune before.

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But here I am, still dancing.

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- Legend.
- Yeah. Nice meeting you.

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What you reading? Another soccer book.

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Coach, you are a sponge.

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Come on. Hit me with a fun fact.

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They don't say "out of bounds".
They say "into touch".

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Okay, you owe me five bucks if I
sneak that into a sentence later.

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- You're on.
- Okay.

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Good evening. We'll be
dimming the cabin shortly.

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We should get some sleep.
The jet lag will kill us.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hmm.

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Are we nuts for doing this?

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Yeah, this is nuts.

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Hey, but taking on a challenge is
a lot like riding a horse, isn't it?

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If you're comfortable
while you're doing it,

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probably doing it wrong.

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- Okay, good night, Coach.
- Night, Coach.

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Oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey!

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If we see each other in our dreams,
let's goof around a little bit,

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- pretend like we don't know each other.
- You got it, stranger.

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Nice.

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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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- You didn't sleep at all?
- Not a wink.

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No. My brain just kept on cooking.

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At first, I was thinking
about not sleeping.

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Then I was thinking about
thinking about not sleeping.

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And that... That's never good.

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Next thing you know,

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they're handing out warm
chocolate chip cookies

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and the plane's landing.

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I didn't get a cookie. Did you eat mine?

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That's not part of the story.
I think this is us right here.

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Hey, how ya doin'?

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- My name's Ted. What's yours?
- Ollie.

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- Ollie. All right.
- Let me get your bags.

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No, no, no, Ollie. We
packed 'em, we'll carry 'em.

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Love to make a little pit stop though.

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Okay. Follow me.

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Yeah. There you go.

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Coach, I got a feeling we're
not in Kansas anymore, right?

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Hey, I've never actually said
that when not in Kansas before.

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- That's kinda nice.
- Yeah.

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Well, thanks for indulging us, Ollie.

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Ready to boogie whenever you are.

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Okay. That's Tower Bridge.

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Right. Not the London Bridge,
'cause this one's still up.

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You know how they came up with soccer?

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So, these Victorian-era headmasters,

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all they wanted to do was get
the boys to stop masturbating.

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So they invented a sport

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where the boys wouldn't
use their hands at all,

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and they thought that
might do the trick.

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I'm not sure if it worked, but...

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Feels different, Coach.

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I mean, the same, but different.

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- Metaphor.
- You know it, baby.

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Oi!

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Oi! Excuse me!

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Oi! Hello!

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Off! Off!

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Stop touching the grass!

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Get off! Get off the pitch!
Stop touching the grass! Please!

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- Yep, yep, yep. Yeah.
- Who are you?

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I'm Ted Lasso. Uh, this
is Coach Beard here.

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- Oh, God. You're the new manager.
- Yes, sir.

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- Take all the grass you want.
- Oh, no...

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We just had it cut. I can
go through the garbage.

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- I can get you some more.
- That's all right. No-No need.

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- Thank you.
- Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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- Still, we got to get off the grass.
- Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

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Do we apologize?

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- Sorry about that, grass.
- Sorry, grass.

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So, we're supposed to
meet with a Rebecca Welton.

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Yeah, that's where I'm taking you.

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Oh. Look at this guy. One step ahead.

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Hey, what's your name, by the way?

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- Me?
- Yeah.

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No one ever asks my name.

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Oh.

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I mean, whenever you're ready.

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Oh, um, it's Nathan.

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Nathan! Aw, I love that name.

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Hey, love your hot dogs.

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Yeah. No, I know.

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Good, good. Y'all got
Nathan's hot dogs here?

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No.

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Okay.

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I love this kid. Love him.

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I'll introduce you. Big boss.

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Here we go.

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Hello.

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Hey, how y'all doing? I'm
Ted Lasso, your new coach.

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- You must be Ms. Welton.
- Oh. Please, call me Rebecca.

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Ms. Welton's my father.

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If that's a joke, I love it.

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If not, I cannot wait
to unpack that with you.

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This here is Coach Beard.

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It is so good to finally
meet you both face-to-face.

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Higgins?

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Oh. Sorry. This is Higgins,

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our current director of communications.

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Current?

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Could you take Coach Beard

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and get him their IDs,
housing information...

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You know, anything they need.

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- Wi-Fi password, wet wipes.
- Humidifier. Way ahead of you, Coach.

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Thank you.

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- Please, take a seat.
- Okay.

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- Can I get you something to drink?
- Yes, please.

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Didn't get much sleep on the
plane, so anything you got,

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a little boost of caffeine,
should do the trick.

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You know, mochaccino, Frappuccino...

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Any coffee thing, as long as I can't
taste a hint of coffee, is good.

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How do you take your tea?

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Well, usually I take it
right back to the counter

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'cause someone's made a
horrible mistake. But...

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when in Rome, right?

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Yeah. Look at that. Okay.

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Mm.

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Mm-hmm.

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00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,313
Well?

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00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,639
You know, I always figured that tea

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was just gonna taste
like hot brown water.

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And you know what?

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00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:13,403
I was right. Yeah, it's
horrible. No, thank you.

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Welcome to England.

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Yeah. "Get used to it, sucker". Right?

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00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,241
Now, would you like a tour?

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- Ooh, I'd love to see Abbey Road.
- Of the club.

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Yeah, let's start there.

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So, this hall represents the
club's long, albeit modest, history.

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The first match was played in 1897.

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Uh, during the war, our stadium
was used as a makeshift hospital.

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Yeah, some of the locals claim

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they still see fallen soldiers
wandering around the pitch.

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Ooh. That's spooky.

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- Oh. Do you believe in ghosts, Ted?
- I do.

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But more importantly, I think
they need to believe in themselves.

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You know?

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Okay.

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And this is a wall of
our previous owners.

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Okay. And now look
at this fella up here.

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How 'bout the girls and the
champagne and everything?

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He looks like a good time.

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That's my ex-husband.

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Well, good times aren't
always a good time, I've found.

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00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,745
You know, I heard about all that.

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00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,037
How you holding up?

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00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,667
Yeah, hasn't been the easiest year.

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00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,709
Yeah.

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- So, we'll need you to speak to the press.
- Oh, yeah.

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00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,924
No, after a couple nights' good
sleep, I'll be happy to do so.

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I'm so sorry. I thought you knew.
They're ready for you now.

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They're what?

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00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,098
So, without further ado,

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the new manager of AFC
Richmond, Ted Lasso!

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Okay.

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00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,702
All right. How y'all doing?

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Oh.

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There's Coach. Oluwa Ted, yo.

250
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,161
Look, our coach.

251
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,290
Oi!

252
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:51,002
If I don't hear silence, I'm
gonna start punching dicks.

253
00:11:51,824 --> 00:11:54,444
One sec. Let me just...
Throat got a little dry.

254
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,887
Did not expect fizzy water there. Sorry.

255
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,889
Look at this twat!

256
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,473
Fucking Yank!

257
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,475
Okay. So, uh, hey.

258
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,857
Why don't we just jump right
in? Anybody got any questions?

259
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,815
Oh, yeah, no. Should've saw that coming.

260
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,859
You know what? You can
put your hands down.

261
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:17,068
Real quick, um...

262
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,236
Yeah.

263
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,613
How about I go ahead and address

264
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:21,990
the larger-than-average
elephant in the room.

265
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,277
No, I have never coached the sport that

266
00:12:24,279 --> 00:12:27,204
you folks call football at any level.

267
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,830
Jesus.

268
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:29,998
What?

269
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,475
Heck, you could fill two Internets

270
00:12:31,477 --> 00:12:33,080
with what I don't know about football.

271
00:12:34,202 --> 00:12:35,536
But I'll tell you what I do know.

272
00:12:35,538 --> 00:12:38,757
I know that AFC Richmond, like
any team I've ever coached,

273
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,176
is gonna go out there and
give you everything they got

274
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,345
- for all four quarters.
- Halves.

275
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,347
- What was that?
- Two halves.

276
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,880
Oh, right. Sorry. Halves, yeah.

277
00:12:46,882 --> 00:12:49,643
They're gonna give you everything
they got for two halves, win or lose.

278
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,810
Or tie.

279
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,646
Right. Y'all do ties here.

280
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,856
Sorry. That's going to take
some getting used to for me.

281
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,776
'Cause back where I'm from,
you try to end a game in a tie,

282
00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,858
well, that might as well be the
first sign of the apocalypse.

283
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,159
Now, look here. I respect
what you folks in the media do.

284
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,078
And my door is always gonna be open.

285
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,581
All right? You can ask me anything.
No topic will be into touch.

286
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,543
All right, one final question.

287
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:16,586
Uh, how about the fellow
right there in the second row.

288
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,213
Yeah.

289
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,798
I-I like your glasses.

290
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,342
Oh. Thank you.

291
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,219
Trent Crimm, The Independent.

292
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,096
I just wanna make
sure I have this right.

293
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,473
You're an American who's
never set foot in England,

294
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,518
whose athletic success has only
come at the amateur level...

295
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,645
a second-tier one at that...

296
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,689
and is now being charged
with the leadership

297
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,315
of a Premier League football club,

298
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,607
despite clearly possessing very
little knowledge of the game.

299
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,070
You got a question in there, Trent?

300
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,532
Yeah.

301
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,284
Is this a fucking joke?

302
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,867
- Thank you, Trent!
- I love journalists.

303
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,124
I mean, can you even
name any footballers?

304
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:57,377
Well, yeah, you got Ronaldo and the
fellow that bends it like himself.

305
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,588
- Fucking Beckham! Made a film on it!
- You dickhead, mate.

306
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:00,839
Who the fuck are you?

307
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:03,049
Do you know how many games
are in a Premiership season?

308
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,301
Not off the top of my head, no.

309
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,096
Nobody can understand you.

310
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,598
Who won the league last year?

311
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,267
I actually don't know the
answer to that. I'm sorry.

312
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,560
What's a goalie?

313
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,104
The fella with the big Mickey
Mouse hands and the... by the net.

314
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,647
This is bleak.

315
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,232
You need to go back to America.

316
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,659
Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. No, no, I...

317
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,705
Oh!

318
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,165
The bubbles!

319
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,087
Fucking hell!

320
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,586
Coach Lasso.

321
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:42,297
Good Lord. You must forgive
my fellow countrymen.

322
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,875
Somewhere over the last few years,

323
00:14:43,877 --> 00:14:47,469
we seem to have abandoned all
sense of manners and hospitality.

324
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:50,055
My, my, aren't you a salty bunch?

325
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,558
But I can't remember the last
time the press room was this full.

326
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,602
Yet here you all are.

327
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,395
Maybe you're not such
a mad notion after all.

328
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,273
And despite the number of you here,

329
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,275
there is not a single
person in this room

330
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,528
who has seen Richmond
play more than I have.

331
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:08,448
And in all those years under the
stewardship of the previous owner,

332
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,784
I've witnessed nothing
but profound mediocrity.

333
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,371
Am I wrong?

334
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:16,253
Well, it's a bit harsh.

335
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,500
Am I wrong?

336
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,764
No.

337
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,716
Now, Coach Lasso may not have the
CV that you all find acceptable,

338
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,010
but he does have one
thing this club doesn't:

339
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,432
a trophy from this millennium.

340
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:34,975
So, like it or not, Richmond are
changing the way we do things.

341
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,057
And from now on, that
way is the "Lasso way".

342
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:41,765
We look forward to seeing you all

343
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:43,859
at our next match with Crystal Palace.

344
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,652
Thank you so much.

345
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,446
Nice meeting y'all.

346
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,738
And, uh, sorry for spittin'
on all your stuff up here.

347
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:52,493
Thank you.

348
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,871
I give him three weeks.

349
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:57,204
Oh, boy.

350
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,332
I'm sorry about that. I
don't know what happened.

351
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,668
Ted, don't you think about
them for another second.

352
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:02,752
You have a job to do.

353
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,921
And proving them wrong,
just been added to the list.

354
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,756
I appreciate that... Thank you, Coach.

355
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,841
Yeah.

356
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,092
Mm.

357
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,904
See, I'm fine when there's no bubbles.

358
00:16:10,906 --> 00:16:12,804
You know, I can do that all day.

359
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:16,641
Okay. You know, I'd love to
say hi to the team, if I can.

360
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,653
Can't keep a gaffer from his pitch.

361
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,522
You can say that again. Okay.

362
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,074
I am 0 for 2 in that sentence.

363
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,360
Ms. Welton, I was a bit skeptical,

364
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:31,656
but after hearing you speak in
there, I'm excited by your choice.

365
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,075
Coach Lasso is just what we need.

366
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,369
- Oh, he's an absolute wanker.
- I know.

367
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,746
Eh, pardon?

368
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:39,208
I hope he fails miserably.

369
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:44,345
See, my ex-husband truly loved
only one thing his entire life:

370
00:16:44,347 --> 00:16:45,962
this club.

371
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:49,134
And Ted Lasso is gonna help
me burn it to the ground.

372
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,304
'Cause I want to torture Rupert.

373
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:56,143
I want him to feel like
he's being fucked in the ass

374
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,432
with a splintered cricket bat.

375
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:01,645
Just in and out, over and
over, in a constant loop.

376
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,067
Like a GIF.

377
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,941
That's what GIFs do,
isn't it? They're just...

378
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,404
endless.

379
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,947
That's... correct.

380
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:16,079
Uh, though some people,
um, pronounce it "JIF".

381
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,205
- Thank you, Higgins.
- Thank you.

382
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,134
Uh...

383
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:26,126
Okay, let me use it
in a sentence, so it sticks.

384
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,379
The "gaffer"... me...

385
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,047
- is going out to the "pitch"...
- Yeah.

386
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,590
the grass here... to watch practice.

387
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,509
"Training". They call
practice "training".

388
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,594
All this vernacular. Gonna be tough.

389
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,849
You know what? I'm gonna get it though.

390
00:17:35,851 --> 00:17:37,222
'Cause training makes perfect.

391
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,807
There you go.

392
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,009
Oh. There's our man.

393
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,307
Jesus, Mary and fuckface Joseph!

394
00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:49,734
Eyes on the man you're marking! Come on!

395
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,112
- Ooh! Who is that?
- Roy Kent.

396
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,315
Team captain. Classic
old-school box-to-box midfielder.

397
00:17:55,317 --> 00:17:58,493
- Definitely lost a step.
- But, you know, he's a legend.

398
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,704
Won a Champions League
with Chelsea, so...

399
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:03,290
- Eight years ago.
- Yeah.

400
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:04,374
Mmm!

401
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,456
Oh, God, what?

402
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,712
That is a darn fine
sports mix, young fella.

403
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:09,921
Coach, you try this?

404
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,556
That does not come lightly from
that fella, I'll tell you that.

405
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:21,058
You continue to impress, Nathan.

406
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,691
You remembered my name.

407
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,272
Holy smokes! Did you see that?

408
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,999
That fella looked like a kitty cat

409
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,358
when it gets spooked by a cucumber.

410
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,485
- Who the heck is that?
- Jamie Tartt.

411
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,154
Top scorer on the team.

412
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,238
Fuck off.

413
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,792
- Hmm. Nate, what's he like?
- Who, Jamie?

414
00:18:37,794 --> 00:18:39,674
- Mm-hmm.
- Eh, he's great.

415
00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:42,205
You know, at football.

416
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,464
Yeah, I know fellas like that.

417
00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:47,499
Sam Obisanya.

418
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,494
He's a right back defender
outta the Nigerian league.

419
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,046
Nigeria? Like Africa?

420
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,007
So these fellas are
from all over the place?

421
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,175
I'm open, boyo.

422
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,676
I mean, he must be from England, yeah?

423
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,261
- Wales.
- Is that another country?

424
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,181
- Yes and no.
- How many countries are in this country?

425
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,353
- Four.
- Four.

426
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,852
It's kinda like America these days.

427
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,864
Right.

428
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,833
I do love a locker room.

429
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,325
Smells like potential.

430
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,792
And am I getting notes
of Axe body spray?

431
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,418
- Spot on, Coach.
- Mm.

432
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,260
But I think they call
it something else here.

433
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,135
Oh.

434
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,807
- Ding, ding, ding.
- Ah!

435
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:44,849
Lynx.

436
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,227
My favorite of the jungle cats.

437
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,401
Come here. Look at your
face. Look at your face.

438
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:55,569
Thanks, thanks.

439
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,830
Yeesh.

440
00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,290
Last time I saw eyes that cold,

441
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,375
they were going head-to-head
with Roy Scheider.

442
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,419
- Jaws?
- No, All That Jazz.

443
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,379
I'm gonna say something. Howdy, fellas.

444
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,256
Don't stop what you're doing.

445
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,717
My name's Ted Lasso.
This here is Coach Beard.

446
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,760
I know we don't
officially start quite yet,

447
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,180
but, uh, you know, we just
wanted to pop in, say howdy,

448
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:25,140
let you know how excited
we are to be here...

449
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,349
Knock, knock.

450
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,393
Is everyone in here decent?

451
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:32,731
Oh, boys, that's disappointing.

452
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:37,027
Oh, shit. Am I interrupting you?

453
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:39,654
No, no, that's okay. How can I help you?

454
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,448
No, I'm here to pick up that one.

455
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,949
Yeah. Sorry, Coach.

456
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,202
She made me an appointment.
I'm getting waxed.

457
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,205
It's more for the
fans than it is for me.

458
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,916
Score a goal, gotta take my shirt off.

459
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,498
Sweetheart.

460
00:20:53,824 --> 00:20:55,064
I mean, I can stay if you want.

461
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,464
No, that's okay.

462
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:58,965
All right, cheers.

463
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,383
- Yeah.
- There you go.

464
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:01,426
All right, kid, after you.

465
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,104
You're gonna be a
gentleman now, are you?

466
00:21:03,106 --> 00:21:04,956
No, babe. Just gonna watch your ass.

467
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,766
Fuck off.

468
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,435
Watch it and weep.

469
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:19,452
Anyhoo, uh, thank you for your time.

470
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,078
Coach. You gotta stay up.

471
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,204
Come on, man. Don't be a sleep cop.

472
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,171
Roy! Hey, Roy!

473
00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:17,711
Yeah? What do you want?

474
00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:20,005
It was real fun watching
you out there today.

475
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,340
You know, the boys
really respond to you.

476
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:25,302
It doesn't surprise me though.
You've had a heck of a career.

477
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:26,428
Thank you.

478
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:28,054
Mm-hmm.

479
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:31,436
Never thought it would end being
coached by Ronald fucking McDonald.

480
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,525
You gonna let him call you that?

481
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,360
I don't think he was referring to me.

482
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:46,239
Hmm. He thinks he's mad now,
wait till we win him over.

483
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:48,825
He'll be furious.

484
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,077
You got any tape?

485
00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:26,696
What you doing in there?

486
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:29,292
Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Are you all right?

487
00:23:29,294 --> 00:23:31,076
Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.

488
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,327
I shouldn't laugh.

489
00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:33,954
It's okay.

490
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:37,999
No, I was just making some
adjustments to the locker room here.

491
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:39,584
Nice, yeah.

492
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:43,046
Though, I believe it's crooked.

493
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,758
Now here I am thinking it was
the room that was all outta whack.

494
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,510
But you know what? I think you're right.

495
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,763
What you doing back here? Where's Jamie?

496
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,348
Oh, he left his phone in his locker.

497
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:55,016
Why didn't he come get it?

498
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,519
He's still getting waxed.
He's surprisingly furry.

499
00:23:57,521 --> 00:24:00,105
The hair was, like, growing
back while she was doing it.

500
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:02,023
- Come on, now.
- May I?

501
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,775
- Yeah, yeah. Help yourself.
- Thanks.

502
00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:13,493
Lower it down on that side.

503
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,578
Oh. Great.

504
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:15,750
Keep going. Little bit.

505
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:17,747
Teeny bit more.

506
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:19,416
Stop! That's perfect.

507
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,918
All right. How 'bout
that? Nice teamwork.

508
00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:24,629
- Pow. Yeah.
- Old-school.

509
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,174
- I'm Keeley, by the way.
- Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm Ted Lasso.

510
00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:29,384
No, I know. You're trending
hard on Twitter right now.

511
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:31,219
How 'bout that.

512
00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:33,013
- Do you even tweet?
- Nah.

513
00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:34,425
But I do beatbox all right.

514
00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:44,997
I never know how to react

515
00:24:44,999 --> 00:24:46,902
when a grown man
beatboxes in front of me.

516
00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:48,945
Well, I hope you never
run into Biz Markie.

517
00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:51,823
All right.

518
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:54,784
Well, if you get curious and you
start searching around on Twitter,

519
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:56,411
I would avoid #Richmond.

520
00:24:56,413 --> 00:25:00,081
- Okay.
- Or wanker. Or dick.

521
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,753
- Well, I'll take your word for it.
- Oh.

522
00:25:02,753 --> 00:25:04,843
Welcome to England.

523
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,888
Thank you. Hey, and
thanks again for the lift.

524
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:15,931
That's all right.

525
00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,641
Hey, this you, Nate?

526
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:19,601
Oh, that one? God, no.
No, couldn't handle that.

527
00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,186
This is me. Green one here.

528
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,647
Right. So, get that in there.

529
00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:24,731
Come on.

530
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:27,442
Already burning the
midnight oil, I see, Ted.

531
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:28,735
Well, as the man once said,

532
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,908
"The harder you work,
the luckier you get", huh?

533
00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:32,993
On the diagonal.

534
00:25:32,995 --> 00:25:35,325
My apologies, Ted. We should
have ordered you a car.

535
00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:36,743
Oh, no. That's okay.

536
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,620
- Night, y'all.
- Got it.

537
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,457
What is wrong with you?

538
00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:44,589
It's just that everything
I've eaten today...

539
00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:47,546
feels like it's stuck right here.

540
00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:50,841
I got it. I got it.

541
00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:53,885
Here we go.

542
00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:57,177
He seems like such a nice man.
I'm not sure I can do this.

543
00:25:58,907 --> 00:26:00,241
Obviously, for this to work,

544
00:26:00,243 --> 00:26:01,965
I'm going to need the full support

545
00:26:01,967 --> 00:26:04,924
of my new director
of football operations.

546
00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,358
I'm assuming that's a promotion
and substantial pay rise

547
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,486
that would be of interest
to you and your family.

548
00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:15,627
Hey, look, this car's got
an invisible steering wheel!

549
00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:18,743
I'm just kidding.

550
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,537
It's my man Nate here running the horn.

551
00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:23,248
You're a godsend, Ted Lasso.

552
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,167
Takes one to know one.

553
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:30,756
Well?

554
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,383
I accept.

555
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:34,505
Wonderful.

556
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,225
Oh, and, uh, Higgins,

557
00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:45,103
I know that there'll be elements
to this little adventure

558
00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:46,479
that will weigh on you a bit.

559
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,815
But, uh, I'm sure it won't
be harder than it was

560
00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:50,694
to sneak all Rupert's women in and out

561
00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:52,017
behind my back all those years.

562
00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:08,299
This is you, Coach.

563
00:27:09,338 --> 00:27:11,630
Okay. All right. You good?

564
00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:13,298
- I'm good. You good?
- Yeah.

565
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,549
- Night, Coach.
- Good night, Coach.

566
00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,011
Oh. I almost forgot.

567
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:18,887
What's this for?

568
00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:20,639
- "Into touch".
- Get some sleep, Coach.

569
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:21,851
Yeah, I will.

570
00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:11,566
Hey, big guy. How you doing?
How was school today?

571
00:28:12,842 --> 00:28:13,942
Right.

572
00:28:13,944 --> 00:28:15,611
Ah, no, I-I forgot.

573
00:28:15,613 --> 00:28:17,873
Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little loopy today.

574
00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:20,866
Yeah. Yeah, you could say that.

575
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,870
No, no, that's okay. No. I
just wanted to hear your voice.

576
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,496
Yeah. Yeah, go do your thing. Yeah.

577
00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:28,164
Hey, is your mom there?

578
00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:30,333
Okay. Thanks, big guy.

579
00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:31,415
Hey, I miss you.

580
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,256
Yeah, I love you too.

581
00:28:36,258 --> 00:28:37,258
Okay.

582
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,768
Hey, how you doing?

583
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:51,440
Yeah. Well, you know,
so far so good. You know?

584
00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:55,275
It's gonna take some
getting used to, yeah.

585
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,947
But-But I think once we get
going, it's gonna go all right.

586
00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:01,414
Yeah. No, that's true,
that's true. Yeah.

587
00:29:02,326 --> 00:29:04,996
Well, you know what? It's
actually pretty nice. Yeah.

588
00:29:05,998 --> 00:29:08,914
Yeah, and tell you what,
they got a cute neighborhood too.

589
00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:09,998
Yeah.

590
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,459
Yeah, you and the little guy
gotta get on over here.

591
00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:13,631
Come check it out.

592
00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:19,934
What? No, what did I say?

593
00:29:23,472 --> 00:29:26,142
But that's what I'm doing though.
I'm giving you that space.

594
00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:28,850
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

595
00:29:28,852 --> 00:29:30,652
Yeah, and myself. Right. Uh-huh.

596
00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:33,688
Okay.

597
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:36,525
No, no. That's okay. Yeah, yeah.

598
00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:37,777
Hey, hey, Michelle.

599
00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:40,414
I love you.

600
00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:46,369
No, no, that's okay. You don't have to.

601
00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,621
Really. Yeah.

602
00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:53,591
Okay.

603
00:29:54,628 --> 00:29:55,961
Uh-huh.

604
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:57,763
All right, now. Good night.

605
00:30:15,274 --> 00:30:18,650
Shoot. Now I can't sleep.

606
00:30:21,664 --> 00:30:24,664
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