1 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,168 Whoo! 2 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,295 Fuck! 3 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,849 Siri, call Shithead. 4 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,435 Oh! 5 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:03,979 Good morning. 6 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:06,940 There is nothing in The Sun about Ted and Keeley. 7 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,942 Nothing. Are you in your office? 8 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,235 Of course I am. 9 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,820 Then get up here now. 10 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,368 Bye, boys. Tell Mum I love her. 11 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,285 Knock, knock. Hey, boss, I don't know about you, 12 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,829 but I had an absolute peach of a Sunday. 13 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,751 Here you go. 14 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,333 Yeah, finally saw Big Ben. 15 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,669 Boy, I thought I'd seen the biggest clock there was. 16 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,504 When I was a kid, my folks took me 17 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,090 to the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower up there in Milwaukee. 18 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,842 They ended up leaving me there all by myself. 19 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:36,845 Yeah, three hours and 42 minutes. You know how I know that? 20 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,221 You were staring at a clock? 21 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,599 I was staring at a clock. That's exactly right. Yeah, bingo. 22 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:41,892 That's a little bit of a mystery puzzle. 23 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,476 You figured it out right away. You're a sharp cookie. 24 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:44,561 - Ted. - Yeah. 25 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,980 Speaking as we were mere moments ago, about time, 26 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,773 I unfortunately don't have any. 27 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,650 I have a branding meeting, so... 28 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,611 Oh. I always feel so bad for the cows, 29 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,783 but you gotta do it otherwise they get lost. 30 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,202 That was a branding joke. 31 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,578 If we were in Kansas right now, 32 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,250 I'd just be sitting here waiting for you to finish laughing. Yeah. 33 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,583 I'll see ya tomorrow, okay? 34 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,920 - Okay. Counting the minutes. - Yeah, there you are. 35 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:15,174 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 36 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:32,303 All right. Let's see what we got here. 37 00:02:32,305 --> 00:02:34,486 I've got this fella up here, the goalie. 38 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,738 Then all these guys over here, okay? 39 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,410 And going over here, going over that way. 40 00:02:40,225 --> 00:02:42,225 This son of a gun's gonna go all the way down here. 41 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:48,250 Crystal Palace kicked our booties last week. 42 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:50,794 And this here, is our current offense that we are running, 43 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,963 and I think it stinks! 44 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,339 Get rid of it. 45 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,161 Now, you might be wondering 46 00:02:59,163 --> 00:03:01,721 why'd I draw all that up there just to erase it. 47 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,558 And that is because I believe in symbolic gestures. 48 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,518 - As do I. - Whoa! 49 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,770 What time did you get home last night? 50 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,647 - Didn't. - Really? Oh. 51 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:11,731 Nah. 52 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,150 Now, look, our whole offense right now is all give-and-go. 53 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,537 Give the ball to Jamie and everyone else can go to hell. 54 00:03:16,539 --> 00:03:19,458 So, I am officially on the prowl for any new ideas, you hear? 55 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:20,460 Oh. 56 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:23,960 - You got something, Nate? - Uh, no. 57 00:03:23,962 --> 00:03:26,079 Uh, so... 58 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,415 No. No. God, no. Never mind, I'm sorry. 59 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,001 Come on now. You're one of us. Let's go. Fire away. What do you got? 60 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:33,795 Okay, right. Well, it's just, um... No, other pocket. 61 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,672 It's just something that I thought of. 62 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,424 Um... 63 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,801 Sorry. Jesus. 64 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,136 Not that one. 65 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,147 You know what, it's not even very good. 66 00:03:43,149 --> 00:03:45,473 It's probably really bad. It's embarrassing even. 67 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,558 - I just... - Sorry, Nate. 68 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,558 I have a real tricky time hearing folks 69 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,561 that don't believe in themselves. 70 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,797 I'm gonna ask you real quick again. 71 00:03:50,799 --> 00:03:53,023 - Do you think this idea will work? - Yeah, I do. 72 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,026 Whoa! 73 00:03:54,028 --> 00:03:56,308 - Why you screaming at us, Nate? - Oh, God! 74 00:03:56,310 --> 00:03:58,153 We're right here. 75 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,985 All right, come on now. Walk us through it. 76 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,283 Okay. So, I thought if we started the attack on the wing, 77 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,701 Jamie could run through nearside, 78 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,495 then when the defense follows, Sam could fill his spot. 79 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,331 So, use Jamie as a decoy? 80 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,124 No. 81 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,166 No. Well, yeah, in... Yeah, in this case, yes. 82 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:16,337 Let's give it a shot. 83 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,424 What, you're gonna use my play? 84 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,718 Yeah. I mean, we're gonna try it on, see if it fits. 85 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:22,937 You know, it might not. 86 00:04:22,939 --> 00:04:26,014 Then again, it might be a very flattering silhouette, 87 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,891 and I might wear it right outta the store. 88 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:30,352 Makes me feel good and I start to strut. 89 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,979 I'm like, "Ooh, I like this. I like the way this makes me feel". 90 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,356 Show him your strut, Coach. 91 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:37,603 Yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah. Yep, that's how to strut. 92 00:04:37,605 --> 00:04:39,145 Let me see you strut, Nate. Come on. 93 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,155 There you go, Nate. Yeah, that's one way to do it. 94 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,277 There you go. 95 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,700 You look a little angry, but that's all right. 96 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,452 That's my fault. I forgot the pitch is right this way. 97 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,954 Come on, let's go. Strut this way. Here we go. 98 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,205 Still strutting. 99 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,997 - I'll see you later. Yeah. - Yeah. 100 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,287 Ted! Hey, um, have you got a minute? 101 00:04:56,289 --> 00:04:58,099 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything okay? - Yeah, yeah. 102 00:04:58,101 --> 00:04:59,479 No, it's fine, yeah. 103 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,928 - It's not fine. Everything's shit. - Oh, no. 104 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,389 This was gonna be the front page of The Sun today. 105 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:10,058 "Manager Shags Star Player's Girlfriend". 106 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,852 I think a more accurate headline would be, 107 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,422 "Manager Innocently Feeds Young Woman 108 00:05:13,424 --> 00:05:15,448 Whose Relationship Does Not Define Her". 109 00:05:15,450 --> 00:05:17,232 Ted, this is really bad! 110 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:20,324 Except I look insanely fit in this picture. 111 00:05:21,327 --> 00:05:22,877 Yeah, no, it's beautiful light. 112 00:05:22,879 --> 00:05:24,304 My friend who works at the paper said 113 00:05:24,306 --> 00:05:25,824 he can hold this story for one day 114 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,284 - as a favor. - Mm-hmm. 115 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:30,620 When this shit hits, Jamie is going to go mental. 116 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,163 There's going to be photographers all over us. 117 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,166 Right, right. 118 00:05:33,168 --> 00:05:35,027 The next picture of me will not be this perfect. 119 00:05:35,029 --> 00:05:37,909 I am gonna be mid-sneeze face, like... 120 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:42,799 - Guess what the headline will be. - Gesundheit? 121 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,011 "Jamie's Tart Breaks Tartt's Heart". 122 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,512 - Did you just come up with that? - Yeah. 123 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,723 - Everyone would read that. - Of course they would. 124 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:52,100 You have no idea the power of rhyming in this goddamn country. 125 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,226 Yeah. 126 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:56,313 Oh, "Lasso Makes Passo and Creates Team Fiasco". 127 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:58,023 Whoa. Keeley's got bars. 128 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:01,025 Yeah, I'm cute as a button and I can rhyme my ass off. 129 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,907 God, it's no wonder they want to destroy me. 130 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:05,911 Yeah, yeah. 131 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,539 Sorry, it took me so long to get up the stairs. 132 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:18,627 I was... stopped to talk by about a hundred people. 133 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,045 Still nothing. 134 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,172 Get someone to run the story about Ted and Keeley. 135 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:26,760 - Hey, boss. - Ted! And Keeley. Hello. 136 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:29,095 Hey, I found that in the hall. Yeah. 137 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,181 So, we got ourselves a situation here. 138 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:33,391 Go ahead, show her the picture, yeah. 139 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,478 See? And the fucking Sun is running it tomorrow. 140 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,771 Honestly, these people, 141 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:40,732 they just have no regard for people's privacy and dignity. 142 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,854 Yeah, I'm gonna find the piece of shit that took this 143 00:06:42,856 --> 00:06:44,402 and who hired them. 144 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,888 No, no. Not necessary. 145 00:06:45,890 --> 00:06:48,309 I know the owner of the paper. I can get this stopped 146 00:06:48,311 --> 00:06:49,311 with a phone call. 147 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:52,795 Really? Oh, my God. Thank you. 148 00:06:52,797 --> 00:06:54,329 See, what I tell ya, huh? 149 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:57,290 This woman right here is strong, confident and powerful. 150 00:06:57,292 --> 00:07:00,293 Boss, I tell ya, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, 151 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,337 but I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off it either. 152 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,756 Oh. That's not a compliment I've had before. 153 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,468 - You do have perfect action figure-y arms. - Yeah. 154 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,221 There's another one. Anyway, glad to help. 155 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:13,181 - All right. Yeah. - Thank you. 156 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,017 - Okay. - See y'all later. 157 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,563 There's no way she can trace that photo back to me, can she? 158 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:22,190 - Yes. - What do you mean "yes"? 159 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,276 Did you not use an alias or a burner phone? 160 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,701 I'm not a spy, Rebecca. 161 00:07:26,703 --> 00:07:29,656 I'm just the director of football operations. 162 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,825 And equally proficient at both. 163 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,537 Well, thank you. Wait... 164 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:38,790 Okay, here we go. Sam lays it for Dickson. 165 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,792 Okay, nice touch. 166 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,337 Switch to Bumbercatch. 167 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,631 Jamie decoys through. 168 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,842 - Sam wide open. - There it is! 169 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,930 Whoo! 170 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:58,268 Nice play, Nate. How you feel? 171 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,605 I just don't know. So many new feelings. Yeah. 172 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,106 Kinda like getting your first pube, right? 173 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,566 - Yeah. What? - Here we go. 174 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:07,027 All right. Hey. Nice work. 175 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:08,111 Okay, now, gentlemen, 176 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,794 here's the other thing we're gonna start focusing on. 177 00:08:09,796 --> 00:08:11,990 Making quicker transitions from offense to defense. 178 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,202 Y'all gotta start making your hellos goodbyes. You understand? 179 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:17,329 Easiest way to get that done well is to do it well. 180 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:20,165 But aside from that, you gotta be in great shape, right? 181 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,210 So, we are all gonna run two laps around this field. 182 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:27,130 Anyone who loses to me has to run four more. Let's go! 183 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:30,133 - Okay, come on. What you got? - What's going on? 184 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,138 You're catching up. Don't cut that corner! 185 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,182 Come on. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man. 186 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,524 Faster, boys! 187 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,980 - Look at his face. - Colin, Isaac, please stop. 188 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,732 Yeah, it really hurts now. It really hurts. 189 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,026 Be careful, Colin, now. That's our new coach. 190 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,778 - Oh, right, boyo. - Yeah. 191 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:50,950 Sorry, gaffer. 192 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,199 Thank you. 193 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,910 Whoo! 194 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,329 Okay, way to run out there today, fellas. 195 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,289 You guys are much faster than me. 196 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,958 Except Coach Beard. 197 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,053 What's going on? I thought you ran track in high school or something. 198 00:09:05,055 --> 00:09:06,336 - Chess team, Coach. - Mm-hmm. 199 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,587 Illinois State Champs, baby. 200 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,464 Okay, yeah. Illinois is a state, fellas. 201 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,384 Uh, one last thing, there are some gifts up in y'all's lockers. 202 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,806 In your little cubbies up there. So, hope you enjoy 'em. 203 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:29,899 It's a fucking book. 204 00:09:40,503 --> 00:09:41,633 Nice one, bitch boy. 205 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,338 - Hey. - Yeah, I just thought you should know 206 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:53,008 that your boy Nathan's being harassed every single day 207 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:56,720 by Jamie and his little... side-pricks. 208 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,430 - Right. - So you know already? 209 00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,556 Yep. 210 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:01,224 So, you'll take care of it? 211 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,306 No. 212 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:04,853 What the fuck? 213 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:07,898 Roy, I learned two pretty big lessons 214 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,679 on the rough-and-tumble playgrounds 215 00:10:09,681 --> 00:10:11,484 of Brookridge Elementary School. 216 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:14,571 One, if little Ronnie Fowch offers you a candy bar, 217 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:17,657 you immediately say no, and you get the hell outta there. 218 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,992 'Cause there's a good chance 219 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,721 that little son of a gun has just pooped 220 00:10:20,723 --> 00:10:22,829 inside of a Butterfinger wrapper. 221 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,290 No one ever saw him do it, but a couple people ate it. 222 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,502 Number two, if the teacher tells the bully not to pick on someone, 223 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:29,920 it's just gonna make it worse. 224 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:31,382 So, you're not gonna do anything? 225 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:33,423 No. 226 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:41,139 Why you winding him up? 227 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,265 He's the one, Coach. 228 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,392 If we're gonna make an impact here, 229 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,103 the first domino that needs to fall 230 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:47,654 is right inside that man's heart. 231 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,616 Yes. 232 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,612 - Jamie, can I ask you something? - It's 40 kilos. 233 00:11:02,614 --> 00:11:04,329 I do three sets of ten. 234 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:08,875 And then I alternate between bis... and tris. 235 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,545 I don't give a shit what you lift, you little pretty boy. 236 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,217 Yeah, you do, 'cause you asked. 237 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,632 Can you curl 40 kilos? 238 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,592 No, but I can use your balls as a speed bag. 239 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:20,428 - Do you wanna try that? - Not especially. 240 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,639 Do you even understand the influence you have on this team? 241 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,558 - I'm the shit, yeah. - No, you're a bellend. 242 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,903 But because your right foot was kissed by God 243 00:11:26,905 --> 00:11:28,144 the boys look up to you. 244 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,188 It's made me question my own faith. 245 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,565 So, when they pick on Nate... 246 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,818 and you laugh... 247 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,902 Yeah. 248 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,529 they think it's okay. 249 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,914 Right, 'cause Nate's a weak baby 250 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,700 and he can't do anything about it. 251 00:11:46,178 --> 00:11:49,097 Yeah, all right. I'll take care of it. Nate's a good lad. 252 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,179 Good. 253 00:11:51,426 --> 00:11:53,003 Hey, Roy. You comin' to the club tonight? 254 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,296 Hold on, will you be there? 255 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,378 - Of course, bruv. - Then fuck no. 256 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,506 Colin, Isaac, come here. 257 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,929 You know how you two are always messing with Nate? 258 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,101 - Yeah. - Yeah. 259 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,269 Keep it up. Makes me laugh. 260 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,446 - Good morning, Higgins. - Oh, good morning. I was just... 261 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,990 Waiting at the entrance so I'd see you were here on time. 262 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,326 Exactly. You seem in good spirits. 263 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:26,995 Yes, I am. I've just realized something. 264 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,997 Who cares if we can't run that picture? 265 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,957 The bigger issue is that the local community 266 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,502 is getting behind the team no matter how badly they play. 267 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:34,544 Mm. 268 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,463 It is an outstanding fan base. 269 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:39,090 Yes, one I believe I can put an end to. 270 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,884 Hooray. 271 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,177 No. 272 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,221 Okay. I'll go back there. 273 00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:46,348 - Here you go. - Thank you. 274 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,642 So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun. 275 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,477 You spoke to God? 276 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,937 - No, the newspaper. - Oh, right. 277 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:56,149 And he has agreed to not run the photo of you and Keeley. 278 00:12:56,151 --> 00:13:00,237 MVP! MVP! MVP! 279 00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:02,489 - Left leg! Whoo! Right leg, not as good! - Okay. 280 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,398 - Yeah! - Yes. Okay, thank you, Ted. 281 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,909 Sorry. Yeah, no. You were saying. Go ahead. 282 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:06,993 In exchange, 283 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:10,655 I've agreed for his more reputable newspaper, The Independent, 284 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,040 to do a profile on you. 285 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,416 "One-on-One with Coach Lasso". 286 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,584 Yeah, okay. 287 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,212 - The writer will be Trent Crimm. - Hmm. 288 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:20,298 And he's very good, and the supporters really listen to him. 289 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,759 Oh, no. I know Trent, yeah. He's a tough cookie. 290 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:25,053 - Really? - Yeah, but that's okay. 291 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,837 You know what you do with tough cookies, don't ya? 292 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,099 - No. - Dip 'em in milk. 293 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,185 All right, let's run that new one. 294 00:13:36,381 --> 00:13:37,798 Hey, there he is. 295 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,943 Hello, Coach Ted Lasso from America. 296 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:42,362 Hello, Trent Crimm from The Independent. 297 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,406 Hey, excited to spend the day with ya. Gonna be fun. 298 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:45,778 And please, call me Ted. 299 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,702 All right, let's go! 300 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,041 Wide open. 301 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,883 - Yeah! - Ooh! Snuck it by him. 302 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,051 Thataway, Sammy. How'd that feel? 303 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,563 Oh, wonderful, Coach. I felt that one in my penis. 304 00:14:07,565 --> 00:14:09,723 Yeah. No, that sounds about right. That's good. Yeah. 305 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:12,309 Hey, Jamie, you gotta sell that run-through hard, baby. 306 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,060 Make the defense believe you. Watch, like this. 307 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,687 Ball! Ball! Give me the ball! 308 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,607 I want the ball! Give me the ball! I would like the ball, please! 309 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:19,691 Make it a performance. 310 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,828 I want you winning an Oscar at the ESPYs next year. 311 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:23,445 You want me to run decoy? 312 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:24,487 Yeah, that's right. 313 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,947 It's a joke. 314 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,533 Unfortunately for you, though, no one thinks it's funny. 315 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,618 That true? 316 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,245 Um, agree to disagree. I find it hilarious. 317 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,622 I thought it was funnier than Step Brothers. 318 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:34,998 Ooh. High praise. 319 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,209 That scene where the bunk bed collapses... 320 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:39,445 I used to think that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, 321 00:14:39,447 --> 00:14:40,531 but then I just saw that. 322 00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:42,714 And now I'm gonna have to rethink my order of what I think is 323 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,924 the funniest thing I've ever seen. 324 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:47,302 Yeah, that's when sports and art combine, as far as I'm concerned. 325 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,179 All right, fellas, let's run it again. Let's go. 326 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,181 Cheers. 327 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,266 Yeah, they're getting it. They're getting it. 328 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,477 Interesting play, Ted. Did you come up with this? 329 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,561 Oh, no, no, no. 330 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,356 This is all cooked up by our very own Nate the Great. 331 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,478 Who's "Nate the Great"? 332 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,151 Oh, yeah. There he is. 333 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:06,321 Someone's been walking their dog here. Found another poo. 334 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,323 Okay. 335 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,193 What exactly does "Nate the Great" do? 336 00:15:10,195 --> 00:15:11,795 I'm not exactly sure what his title is. 337 00:15:11,797 --> 00:15:13,662 Hey, Coach. What is Nate's job around here? 338 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,424 - Kit man. - There you go. Kit man. 339 00:15:16,341 --> 00:15:18,015 Do you mean to tell me you're entrusting 340 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,286 a Premier League team's attack to the kit man? 341 00:15:20,288 --> 00:15:21,686 That young fellow's forgotten 342 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,213 more about this sport than I'll ever know. 343 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,423 Heck, might be a genius. 344 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,758 Anything to add, Coach? 345 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,760 Good kid. 346 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,428 Boy, oh boy. 347 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,305 If you knew Coach Beard, you'd know what a big deal that was. 348 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,058 You mean that, don't you? Whoa. 349 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,643 Well, hell. There's your story right there. 350 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,729 Got a headline and everything. "Man Nods Head". 351 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,939 Watch your back, Gay Talese. 352 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,405 There's a new iconic profile 353 00:15:42,407 --> 00:15:45,068 about to be typed up by one Trent Crimm. 354 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,450 Tighten up those lines! 355 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,371 Let 'em know, Coach. 356 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,794 Come on. 357 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,077 Get a towel. 358 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,079 - Oh, God. No, no, no. - Get a towel. 359 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:59,124 - Let go. Please, God. Stop it. No. - Oi, oi! 360 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,626 What the fuck are you doing? 361 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,220 Jamie not talk to you about leaving him alone? 362 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,836 Fuck's sake. 363 00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:20,187 - You look like you've forgotten something. - Hi, Keeley. 364 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,611 I'm looking for your prick boyfriend. 365 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,023 You know how to pick 'em, don't ya? 366 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,964 Um, didn't your last girlfriend 367 00:16:24,966 --> 00:16:26,902 steal your Rolex and sell it for drug money? 368 00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,494 So? I don't need a phone and a watch. 369 00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:33,153 Look, I didn't sign up to be your boyfriend's minder, okay? 370 00:16:33,155 --> 00:16:35,869 But the new gaffer's trying to make me feel responsible 371 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:39,655 for fucking Nate, whose last name I don't even know. 372 00:16:39,657 --> 00:16:40,707 It's Barnes. 373 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:41,833 No. It's Shelley. 374 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:42,918 Yeah, I know. 375 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,294 I don't like being tricked. 376 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:48,215 Not by you and not by, "Howdy y'all, cowboys. 377 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:51,382 My name is Ted Lasso and I'm from Kansas". 378 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,264 Wow, you're, like, really, really bad at impressions, man. 379 00:16:56,266 --> 00:17:01,311 I know he's trying to push my buttons, but I cannot be manipulated. 380 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:04,197 Come on. I could push all of your buttons right now if I wanted to. 381 00:17:04,199 --> 00:17:06,159 - No, you couldn't, Keeley... - I think, actually, I could. 382 00:17:06,161 --> 00:17:07,382 - You couldn't, Keeley... - What was that? 383 00:17:07,384 --> 00:17:08,413 - No, Keeley. - I can't seem to hear you. 384 00:17:08,415 --> 00:17:10,723 - Keeley, if you would listen to me... - I'm trying to listen to you. 385 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,245 - I could tell you why... - So tell me. 386 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,702 Is that making you mad? 387 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,618 No. 388 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,579 No. 389 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:26,169 "I'm Roy Kent and I get paid to play a game, 390 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,505 but I'm mad all the time". 391 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,429 That's actually pretty good. 392 00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:45,146 - Hey, Trent. - Mm? 393 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,482 - You know who you remind me of right now? - No. Who? 394 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,994 One of them robot vacuums. 395 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,903 Just kinda wandering around looking for dirt. 396 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,281 - Roomba. - That's the one. 397 00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:55,907 - Actually, I have a question. - Mm-hmm. 398 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,951 After your resounding loss to Crystal Palace, 399 00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,787 one of your players said there was a party in the locker room. 400 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,829 Do you feel it sends the right message having a party after a loss? 401 00:18:04,859 --> 00:18:06,768 Well, Trent, I've never really concerned myself 402 00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:08,461 too much with wins and losses. 403 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,589 Now that's a quote I'll probably use. 404 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,215 You should get going. 405 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,967 Hey, will you let Roy know we're heading out soon? 406 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,302 - Copy. - Thanks, Coach. 407 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:18,555 You wanna tag along? We're gonna go speak to some schoolkids. 408 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:20,140 Oh, what a coincidence. 409 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,310 The day of our interview 410 00:18:21,312 --> 00:18:23,351 you just happen to be visiting a local school. 411 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,733 Well, that's the funny thing about coincidences, ain't it? 412 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,823 Sometimes they just happen. 413 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:29,904 Come on now. 414 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,652 Come in. 415 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,342 I just wanted to come and thank you again 416 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:36,573 for stopping that picture from running. 417 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:37,825 And I bought you a present. 418 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,519 Made me think of you. 419 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,924 It's strong and a bit prickly. 420 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,713 You know, I've decided to not be scared of you anymore. 421 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:52,923 I didn't know you were. 422 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:54,966 Oh, yeah. I was, like, fucking terrified of you. 423 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,761 My God, Jamie would have been so pissed off 424 00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,440 with reporters poking around in our love life. 425 00:19:00,442 --> 00:19:01,843 I don't know why I'm telling you. 426 00:19:01,845 --> 00:19:03,558 You know all about that, don't you? 427 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,361 Remember when you got divorced? 428 00:19:05,363 --> 00:19:06,472 It rings a bell. 429 00:19:06,474 --> 00:19:08,772 Yeah, I mean, didn't it, like, make you really mad 430 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,524 that they went after you and not Rupert? 431 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:11,885 'Cause he was the one that cheated 432 00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:13,235 and he came across like Prince Charming. 433 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:15,527 It really pissed me off. 434 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:19,349 Well, the press are never awful to men. 435 00:19:19,351 --> 00:19:20,957 No one ever pays a fortune for a photo 436 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,702 of a naked man on a yacht in Mallorca 437 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:23,995 a week after his divorce. 438 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,331 Whoa. That's like a very specific scenario. 439 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,042 Oh, my God. That means there's a picture of you naked on a yacht. 440 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,085 Can I see it? Is it here? 441 00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:31,607 Come on. You wouldn't have said something 442 00:19:31,609 --> 00:19:33,880 if you weren't dying to show someone. 443 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:34,882 Please. 444 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,470 It was taken from a helicopter while I was sunbathing. 445 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,683 Holy shit, Rebecca. 446 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,142 Are those your real tits? 447 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,603 I feel like a teenage boy. I can't stop staring at them. 448 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,438 Where did you get those? 449 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,606 My mum. 450 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,441 I can't believe you stopped this from running. 451 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,818 I would have shown everyone. 452 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,660 Right. I-I really need to get on. 453 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,240 Oh, sorry. Yeah. 454 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,242 Thank you. 455 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,705 Bye. 456 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:07,707 Shoes. 457 00:20:08,736 --> 00:20:10,446 Shoes. Yes. 458 00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,295 Wow, you really blew my brains out 459 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,257 with those beautiful breasts of yours, Rebecca. 460 00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:33,607 When I first saw our school football squad, 461 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:37,402 I didn't think that Richmond Primary would win a single game, 462 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,405 much less the league championship. 463 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:53,293 To celebrate, please welcome the new manager of AFC Richmond, 464 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,878 Ed Lasso. 465 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,882 Thank you. I appreciate you. 466 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,224 All right. Hey, gang. How y'all doing? 467 00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:04,095 - Wanker. - Jacob. 468 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:06,932 It's all right. 469 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,892 Uh, look, I just wanted to come down 470 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,102 and congratulate y'all on a heck of a season. 471 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,627 But hey, I know someone else 472 00:21:12,629 --> 00:21:14,356 who's really excited to meet all of ya. 473 00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:16,024 So if you please help me welcome 474 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:19,945 the captain of your AFC Richmond squad, Roy Kent. 475 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:25,784 Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy! 476 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,494 Right. 477 00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:32,791 Never been much for public speaking or school, really. 478 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,593 Always seemed like a waste of time to me. 479 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,341 Why don't we get out of this stuffy auditorium, 480 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,552 go out on the pitch and have a proper fuck-about? 481 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,899 I think it's really cool you do this. 482 00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:00,026 Only doing it 'cause my fucking niece goes here. 483 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:02,608 - Oh, yeah? Which one is she? - That idiot. 484 00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,535 Oh, boy, here she comes. 485 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,703 Can we do headers, Uncle Roy? 486 00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:10,995 Yeah, all right. Come on then. 487 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,874 All right. Come on, you lot. Line up. 488 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,834 Heads. Lovely. 489 00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:17,790 Next. Go. Perfect. 490 00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:19,838 Next. Heads. 491 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:20,840 Next. 492 00:22:23,290 --> 00:22:24,900 Well done. Next. 493 00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:28,221 Ooh, ooh! 494 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:30,974 Next. Sweet. 495 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,056 Lovely. I liked it. 496 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,270 - Good. - Roy, come on. 497 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,147 You hop in there, show 'em how it's done. I'll do a couple. 498 00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:38,523 How you doing? Ready? Come on. 499 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,108 Ooh, that's the spot. Come on. 500 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:42,319 Here we go, Phoebe. Let's see what you got. 501 00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:45,238 Hey, nice catch. We might have ourselves a goalie. 502 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,365 Boy, oh boy. That was right in the button. 503 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,783 Aah. 504 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:49,785 Good job, Phoebe. 505 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,500 Oh! Oh boy. 506 00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:57,922 Sorry about the blood there. 507 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,504 There you go. 508 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:01,838 Don't use it to clone me. 509 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,050 Nice meeting you. Take care now. 510 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,844 That's the longest anyone's ever stayed for something like this. 511 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,679 - Hey, thanks for having us. - Cheers. 512 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:11,181 Thanks again. 513 00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,266 Roy, that was a blast. 514 00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:15,810 And I tell you what, that niece of yours is a real cutie patootie. 515 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:19,981 Enough. I've had it with your mind games and your stupid gifts. 516 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,484 I mean, what even is A Wrinkle in Time? 517 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,194 It's a lovely novel. 518 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:26,014 It's the story of a young girl's struggle 519 00:23:26,016 --> 00:23:27,322 with the burden of leadership 520 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,664 as she journeys through space. 521 00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:30,618 Yeah. That's it. 522 00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:34,329 Am I supposed to be the little girl? 523 00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:35,421 I'd like you to be. 524 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,250 Right. None of this matters. 525 00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:40,460 'Cause I'm just doing what everyone in this town is doing, 526 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,462 and I'm counting down the days until you're gone. 527 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,544 Trent, you're a colossal prick. You always have been. 528 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:47,510 Phoebe, come on. 529 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,017 - Are you hungry? - Hmm. 530 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,019 Little tradition. 531 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,523 Let battle commence. 532 00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:02,816 Ted Lasso? 533 00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:05,277 - Hey there, Ollie. - Leave it out. What are you doing here? 534 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:06,820 Well, I mean, you invited me, remember? 535 00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:08,905 I invite every person who's been in my car. 536 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,449 Oh. Hey, Ollie. This is my friend Trent. 537 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,577 - Trent, this is my buddy Ollie. - Pleased to meet you. 538 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:15,871 Congrats. You both just met a cool person. 539 00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:18,324 Right, gentlemen. You know what you're having? 540 00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:20,584 Yeah. Well, you know, whatever the chef recommends. 541 00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:22,280 Uh, that would be my father-in-law. 542 00:24:22,282 --> 00:24:24,129 Are you okay with a little bit of spice? 543 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:26,548 Have him make it for us like we're a couple members of the family. 544 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,140 You're a brave man. 545 00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:33,096 Oh, man. Mad respect. 546 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,268 That might not be the wisest of choices. 547 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:38,894 Here you go, boys. 548 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:40,228 - Dig in. - Can't wait. 549 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,397 The smell's already deep inside my brain. 550 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,025 - Gonna love it. - I appreciate it. 551 00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,819 I can't imagine they have good Indian food in Kansas. 552 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,371 Oh, I have no idea. I've never had Indian food. 553 00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,369 - Whoo! - Ooh. 554 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,793 Wow, that... I mean, that's hot. 555 00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:07,214 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Feel like I'm about to breathe fire. 556 00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:10,002 I don't think I can eat that. 557 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,094 What? No, no, no. Come on now. We gotta put a decent dent in this, 558 00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:15,931 otherwise we're gonna embarrass Ollie in front of his family. 559 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:19,063 - No, really, I can't. - Come on, just dump it on my plate. 560 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:22,729 Yeah, yeah. You're good. 561 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:25,321 So, if you love Kansas so much, why did you... 562 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:28,209 Why did you leave to coach a sport you can barely... 563 00:25:28,211 --> 00:25:30,278 you know anything about? 564 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,863 Was it just the money? 565 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:33,657 Wait, I'm supposed to be getting paid? 566 00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:35,283 Are you enjoying the food? 567 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,202 Tell your father-in-law it's perfect. 568 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:39,284 Ha! Dad! He says it's perfect! 569 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:42,141 - Ted. - Mm-hmm? 570 00:25:42,143 --> 00:25:44,251 What you're doing is irresponsible. 571 00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:46,837 This club actually means something to this town. 572 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:47,963 I know that. 573 00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:49,589 I do. 574 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,131 Trent, what do you love? 575 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,220 Is it writing? 576 00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:56,304 - Yes. - Yeah. 577 00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:58,223 Well, good, 'cause you're darn good at it. 578 00:25:58,225 --> 00:25:59,516 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 579 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:02,018 Me? I love coaching. 580 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,228 Now, I'm gonna say this again 581 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,856 just so you didn't think it was a mistake the first time I said it. 582 00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,409 For me, success is not about the wins and losses. 583 00:26:08,411 --> 00:26:10,054 It's about helping these young fellas 584 00:26:10,056 --> 00:26:11,461 be the best versions of themselves 585 00:26:11,463 --> 00:26:12,863 on and off the field. 586 00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,364 And it ain't always easy, Trent, 587 00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:18,036 but neither is growing up without someone believing in you. 588 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:20,825 Let me ask you this. 589 00:26:21,874 --> 00:26:23,623 Is my tongue still in my mouth? 590 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,035 'Cause I am about to hallucinate from all the heat here. 591 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,047 I really should go. 592 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:33,633 - Deadlines and all. - Hey, gotta do the work. 593 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:34,968 Hey, I'll say this though. 594 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:37,330 I really enjoyed getting to spend this time with you, Trent. 595 00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:39,890 You actually mean that, don't you? 596 00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:40,892 Yeah. 597 00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:42,894 Yeah. 598 00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:46,104 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 599 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,106 You all right? 600 00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:50,108 Normally, one dish is plenty, 601 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:53,403 but we know how you Americans like to eat, innit? 602 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:55,447 Let's do it, huh? 603 00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:57,240 Try that one. 604 00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:01,714 Whoo! 605 00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:06,133 - Beautiful, right? - It's beyond beautiful. It's hot. 606 00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,877 "Mrs. Which's voice was grave. 607 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,183 'What do you understand?' 608 00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:15,471 'That it has to be me. 609 00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:17,763 Can't be anyone else.'" 610 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:23,347 Fuck! 611 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,228 That's a bad word, Uncle Roy. 612 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:27,900 Oh, mind your own business, Phoebe. 613 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:33,360 Be good. 614 00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:43,996 - Yes? - I have an advance copy of the article. 615 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:49,334 - Read it to me. - Title: "Wayward Ted". 616 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:52,504 "Whatever you think of Ted Lasso as a football coach, 617 00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:56,000 I assure you, the truth is harder to swallow". 618 00:27:56,002 --> 00:27:58,996 - Hey, how you doing? - Good. How's your nose, Coach? 619 00:27:58,998 --> 00:28:01,541 - It's fine. Thank you for asking. - "And swallow you must, 620 00:28:01,543 --> 00:28:04,140 because Ted is out there in the community 621 00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:07,936 either bravely or stupidly facing the music". 622 00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,105 - Hey, fellas. How you doing? - "That's for you to decide". 623 00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:11,940 Piss off, wanker! 624 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,485 - Hi. - Yeah. 625 00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:17,112 - Stop it. - Every time. 626 00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:19,489 "And yes, he's in over his head. 627 00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:23,785 He insisted twice that he didn't care if Richmond won or lost. 628 00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:26,006 But if the Lasso way is wrong, 629 00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:28,247 it's hard to imagine being right". 630 00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:30,792 Mm. 631 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:32,210 Why have you stopped reading? 632 00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:35,084 Please do me the favor of remembering that 633 00:28:35,086 --> 00:28:37,177 these aren't my words, it's Trent Crimm. 634 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:39,051 Keep going. 635 00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:42,596 - "In a business that celebrates ego, - ... celebrates ego, 636 00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:44,255 - Ted reins his in". - Ted reins his in. 637 00:28:44,257 --> 00:28:46,349 His coaching style is subtle. 638 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:48,560 It never hits you over the head. 639 00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:51,688 Hello, Roy. I didn't know it was a retirement party. 640 00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:55,317 Shit! 641 00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:56,569 Stop messing with Nate! 642 00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:58,862 Now, I don't know which one of you I nutted, 643 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:00,322 'cause I don't see so well at night anymore, 644 00:29:00,324 --> 00:29:02,157 but that goes for all of you! 645 00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:05,999 Slowly growing until you can no longer ignore its presence. 646 00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:08,084 Vanilla vodka. 647 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,291 Such a child. 648 00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:13,877 Keeley. 649 00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:15,504 Roy. 650 00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:18,423 Whether that means allowing followers to become leaders... 651 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:23,386 or in a show of respect, eating food so spicy 652 00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:26,640 it's sure to wreak massive havoc on his intestinal system. 653 00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:28,016 Keys, keys, keys. 654 00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:30,101 Okay, here we go. Oh boy. Oh boy. 655 00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,854 And though I believe that Ted Lasso will fail here 656 00:29:32,856 --> 00:29:35,896 and Richmond will suffer the embarrassment of relegation, 657 00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:38,857 I won't gloat when it happens. 658 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:42,781 Because I can't help but root for him. 659 00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:45,333 Fuck! 660 00:29:49,966 --> 00:29:52,966 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -