1 00:00:15,197 --> 00:00:16,287 Ooh. 2 00:00:19,159 --> 00:00:20,579 I'm sorry about this. 3 00:00:20,661 --> 00:00:24,911 Don't you dare apologize. Thanks to you, we can afford to get the other car fixed. 4 00:00:24,998 --> 00:00:26,258 Tell him, boys. 5 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:27,352 - Bye, Dad. - It's all right, Dad. 6 00:00:27,376 --> 00:00:28,256 Whatever. 7 00:00:29,670 --> 00:00:31,670 - Love you. - Love you, darling. 8 00:00:32,463 --> 00:00:35,552 Ooh, and... and tell your boss I hope she gets heart disease. 9 00:00:35,633 --> 00:00:37,673 Ooh. Oh. 10 00:00:38,094 --> 00:00:39,724 - Morning, Ted. - Hey, Higgins... 11 00:00:40,304 --> 00:00:41,764 - Ooh! 12 00:00:41,848 --> 00:00:42,858 Is he dead? 13 00:00:44,976 --> 00:00:48,066 I mean, you know, it's my fault for staring at my phone. 14 00:00:48,145 --> 00:00:50,145 I just can't stop checking on my family's flight. 15 00:00:50,231 --> 00:00:52,042 You know, I haven't shared this with too many folks, 16 00:00:52,066 --> 00:00:55,696 but, um, Michelle and I, we've been having some marital issues. 17 00:00:55,778 --> 00:00:58,748 Ted, you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to. 18 00:00:58,823 --> 00:00:59,823 Oh, I don't mind. 19 00:01:00,449 --> 00:01:01,949 Tried couples therapy. 20 00:01:02,034 --> 00:01:03,470 Didn't like the other couple though. 21 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,040 Oh, it feels good to laugh. 22 00:01:08,124 --> 00:01:11,004 Yeah, you know, our therapist gave us this code word to use. 23 00:01:11,085 --> 00:01:13,135 So if either of us says "Oklahoma," 24 00:01:13,212 --> 00:01:15,422 the other one has to tell the God's honest truth. 25 00:01:15,506 --> 00:01:17,386 Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful. 26 00:01:17,466 --> 00:01:19,676 Did ruin the musical for me though. 27 00:01:20,177 --> 00:01:22,197 So now every time I hear, "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'," 28 00:01:22,221 --> 00:01:26,311 or, uh... what... "Surrey with the Fringe on Top," or... 29 00:01:26,809 --> 00:01:28,969 - "Shall We Dance?" - No, that's from King and I. 30 00:01:29,687 --> 00:01:31,737 Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes, 31 00:01:31,814 --> 00:01:33,654 I immediately think about my wife telling me 32 00:01:33,733 --> 00:01:38,113 that my constant optimism is too much. 33 00:01:38,196 --> 00:01:41,206 And this... sharing of feelings 34 00:01:41,824 --> 00:01:44,663 is 'cause I opened up to you about my ex-husband at the gala. 35 00:01:44,743 --> 00:01:46,073 Yes, ma'am. 36 00:01:46,161 --> 00:01:47,531 Well, that's a lesson learned. 37 00:01:47,621 --> 00:01:48,791 Oh, come on now. 38 00:01:48,872 --> 00:01:51,662 I bet deep down you kinda dig we're getting so close, right? 39 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:52,870 I do. 40 00:01:52,959 --> 00:01:54,709 - Oklahoma? - I do not. 41 00:01:54,794 --> 00:01:55,834 Mm-hmm. 42 00:02:18,276 --> 00:02:19,366 Jamie? 43 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:21,820 You up? 44 00:02:28,370 --> 00:02:29,370 Hello? 45 00:02:30,121 --> 00:02:31,791 Is, uh, is Jamie here? 46 00:02:31,873 --> 00:02:33,833 Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones. 47 00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:35,587 Yeah, I am. 48 00:02:37,462 --> 00:02:38,462 Hi, Jamie. 49 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:43,010 No, no, no. No. You can't get mad. You broke up with me. 50 00:02:43,093 --> 00:02:44,633 Like, 24 hours ago. 51 00:02:44,719 --> 00:02:46,179 How long's a man meant to be alone? 52 00:02:46,263 --> 00:02:48,103 What am I supposed to do? Shower by myself? 53 00:02:49,140 --> 00:02:51,009 Sorry, can I just say, I'm your biggest fan. 54 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:53,020 I follow your Insta, your Snap, everything. 55 00:02:53,102 --> 00:02:55,022 Wow, thank you. 56 00:02:55,521 --> 00:02:56,851 And, Jamie, thank you. 57 00:02:57,273 --> 00:03:00,823 Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it, 58 00:03:00,901 --> 00:03:03,361 wondering if I made a huge fucking mistake. 59 00:03:03,445 --> 00:03:07,325 But you have really helped me to feel good about this decision, just by... 60 00:03:10,119 --> 00:03:11,289 being you. 61 00:03:11,787 --> 00:03:12,787 You're welcome. 62 00:03:13,414 --> 00:03:14,454 What? 63 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:16,500 You said I made you feel good about your decision. 64 00:03:16,792 --> 00:03:18,542 - Yeah. - Did you mean it? 65 00:03:19,879 --> 00:03:21,709 - Yes. - Well, then you're welcome. 66 00:03:22,715 --> 00:03:24,135 I like to make people feel good. 67 00:03:24,216 --> 00:03:26,176 - Mm. - Mm. 68 00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:28,280 You still gonna be around for the promo shoot later? 69 00:03:28,304 --> 00:03:30,804 Oh, the promo shoot that I've spent weeks setting up for you? 70 00:03:31,557 --> 00:03:32,557 Yes. 71 00:03:34,935 --> 00:03:36,605 It was nice to meet you. 72 00:03:36,687 --> 00:03:37,977 Oh... 73 00:03:42,026 --> 00:03:43,236 Yes, yes, yes! Here! 74 00:03:44,653 --> 00:03:46,203 Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie! 75 00:03:46,822 --> 00:03:49,162 Jamie, I'm open. Jamie! 76 00:03:51,202 --> 00:03:53,597 - What are you doing? That was going in. - Well, we'll never know. 77 00:03:53,621 --> 00:03:55,974 Jamie, how many times I gotta tell you to make the extra pass? 78 00:03:55,998 --> 00:03:59,707 Come on. Sam was more open than the jar of peanut butter on my kitchen counter. 79 00:03:59,792 --> 00:04:01,896 - What? What's he talking about? 80 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,440 Oh, that's right. Y'all don't know I like to keep the peanut butter open. 81 00:04:04,464 --> 00:04:06,942 That way, whenever I walk by, I can just stick my finger in there. 82 00:04:06,966 --> 00:04:07,966 Oh. 83 00:04:08,009 --> 00:04:10,179 - It's a fucking good idea, to be fair. - Yeah, it is. 84 00:04:10,261 --> 00:04:12,971 Now look, when Sam is that open, you gotta pass to him, okay? 85 00:04:13,056 --> 00:04:16,266 But why? Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit. 86 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:17,940 I heard my name. What did he say? 87 00:04:18,018 --> 00:04:19,768 - Don't worry about it. - Oh, okay. 88 00:04:19,854 --> 00:04:21,494 Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow. 89 00:04:21,564 --> 00:04:24,984 Otherwise we're gonna get our butts kicked. Extra passes. 90 00:04:25,068 --> 00:04:27,688 We're gonna keep doing this until we get it right. Let's go. 91 00:04:27,779 --> 00:04:29,029 Dad! 92 00:04:34,244 --> 00:04:35,494 Practice is canceled. 93 00:04:39,457 --> 00:04:41,997 That is a lot longer run than he thinks, though. 94 00:04:42,085 --> 00:04:43,095 Metaphor. 95 00:04:45,421 --> 00:04:47,131 - Hey! - Daddy! 96 00:04:47,215 --> 00:04:49,735 I kinda thought y'all would meet me halfway, but hey, that's all right. 97 00:04:49,759 --> 00:04:51,719 - Hey, buddy! - Helicopter! 98 00:04:51,803 --> 00:04:55,893 Oh, you got it. Two spins. How about that? 99 00:04:55,974 --> 00:04:57,576 Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there. 100 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,980 - Slower helicopter. - No way. Come on now. 101 00:05:02,856 --> 00:05:04,856 I missed you so much. 102 00:05:04,941 --> 00:05:06,320 Group hug. 103 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,650 Hey! There he is. 104 00:05:07,734 --> 00:05:11,244 Hey, big guy. Look how tall you got. What the heck? 105 00:05:11,321 --> 00:05:13,741 And look at this. I mean, you, what... You got teeth now? 106 00:05:13,824 --> 00:05:16,164 - I already had teeth! - And you can talk! 107 00:05:16,243 --> 00:05:18,083 Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report, 108 00:05:18,161 --> 00:05:22,211 but this weekend's match will not be completely sold out. 109 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:25,751 Not a surprise. We've lost four matches in a row, and we're facing relegation. 110 00:05:26,378 --> 00:05:27,838 But why be sorry? 111 00:05:27,921 --> 00:05:29,761 I think it's all going rather smashingly. 112 00:05:31,341 --> 00:05:33,181 - Uh... 113 00:05:34,261 --> 00:05:38,681 I'm happy to be the new brand ambassador for Darsteiner. 114 00:05:38,765 --> 00:05:41,305 The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt. 115 00:05:41,935 --> 00:05:44,265 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Get my tats. 116 00:05:44,897 --> 00:05:48,107 Get that one. It's very important to me. Chinese for "arm." 117 00:05:48,692 --> 00:05:50,902 - Jamie. - What? 118 00:05:50,986 --> 00:05:52,906 - Just drink the beer. - Yeah. 119 00:05:53,530 --> 00:05:55,950 No judgment, but are you back with that twat? 120 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:57,163 Bon appétit. 121 00:05:57,743 --> 00:06:00,913 No. We're done. God, I love that you care though. 122 00:06:01,538 --> 00:06:03,748 I'll kiss you on the mouth if I can reach those lips. 123 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:06,998 You know, I put this whole thing together. I get 10%. 124 00:06:07,085 --> 00:06:08,625 Hey, do you like mythology? 125 00:06:08,712 --> 00:06:10,962 You've seen a unicorn. You ever seen a brewnicorn? 126 00:06:13,425 --> 00:06:15,544 - That's fucking funny. - Oh, no. 127 00:06:15,635 --> 00:06:17,635 What's that? It's my beerby. 128 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,060 - Come on. - Okay. 129 00:06:19,138 --> 00:06:22,018 Y'all getting all this for free. Not even extra for that. 130 00:06:22,099 --> 00:06:23,099 - Keeley. - Hmm? 131 00:06:23,184 --> 00:06:26,184 If any of the other players needed some branding work done, 132 00:06:26,270 --> 00:06:28,320 is that something you'd be interested in? 133 00:06:28,397 --> 00:06:29,583 I don't want you to offer me a job 134 00:06:29,607 --> 00:06:31,543 just 'cause I was nice to you in the loo the other night. 135 00:06:31,567 --> 00:06:35,107 Why not? Men give each other jobs in toilets all the time. 136 00:06:35,196 --> 00:06:36,986 Yeah, they do. 137 00:06:37,073 --> 00:06:40,583 - I meant employment. Like job-jobs. 138 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:43,330 - So not hand, or blow, or foot? - Foot? 139 00:06:43,412 --> 00:06:47,502 Oh, you're right. Technically it would be... feet, right? 140 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:52,127 Just give it a thought. Unless you want to carry on doing... 141 00:06:52,797 --> 00:06:54,007 What is it you do again? 142 00:06:54,966 --> 00:06:57,846 I'm sort of famous for being almost famous. 143 00:06:58,553 --> 00:06:59,563 Excellent. 144 00:07:00,805 --> 00:07:03,175 - Maybe think of it as a plan B. - Yeah. 145 00:07:05,643 --> 00:07:07,403 Okay, now, little tip for y'all, all right? 146 00:07:07,478 --> 00:07:10,938 Fries are called "chips." Chips are called "crisps." 147 00:07:11,023 --> 00:07:13,443 And "bangers" aren't great songs, 148 00:07:13,526 --> 00:07:16,656 but they do make you feel like dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty. 149 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:19,197 When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker? 150 00:07:19,282 --> 00:07:22,411 Hey, Baz. Fellas. Uh, this here... This is my wife, Michelle. 151 00:07:22,492 --> 00:07:24,622 Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso. 152 00:07:24,703 --> 00:07:26,743 Nice recovery. Well executed. 153 00:07:26,830 --> 00:07:28,599 - Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all. - Yeah. 154 00:07:28,623 --> 00:07:30,703 Hi, Ted. Hello, young man. 155 00:07:31,501 --> 00:07:36,261 Here are the darts. There's the board. Try not to hit any regulars. 156 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,260 Yeah, go have fun. 157 00:07:38,341 --> 00:07:40,761 - Your table's this way. - Go on. After you. 158 00:07:40,844 --> 00:07:43,304 - Three fish-and-chips? - Yes, please. And two pints. 159 00:07:43,388 --> 00:07:45,018 - I like your style. - Yeah. 160 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:49,184 Look at this. 161 00:07:50,478 --> 00:07:55,738 Do they, um, wrap the fish-and-chips in newspaper? I read they do that here. 162 00:07:55,817 --> 00:07:59,447 No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that. Having my food teach me stuff? 163 00:07:59,529 --> 00:08:01,449 Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right? 164 00:08:01,531 --> 00:08:03,581 A doughnut that knows about Rosa Parks or something. 165 00:08:03,658 --> 00:08:05,368 - Yeah. Exactly, yeah. - Yeah. 166 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:07,662 - Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole. - Mm. 167 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,329 Yeah. 168 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,500 Oh. You already done, bud? 169 00:08:12,584 --> 00:08:14,294 Yeah, he probably should be. 170 00:08:14,377 --> 00:08:16,507 Ooh. Well, I'm sorry about that. 171 00:08:16,588 --> 00:08:17,758 Happens all the time. 172 00:08:20,258 --> 00:08:22,098 - What are you doing? - I'm just curious, yeah? 173 00:08:22,177 --> 00:08:24,155 The photographer's gonna send me over the pictures, 174 00:08:24,179 --> 00:08:26,115 and I'll just kill the ones where you look like shit. 175 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:27,366 Then I'll send them over to you. 176 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:30,599 Uh, firstly, babe, there won't be any where I look like shit because... 177 00:08:31,602 --> 00:08:34,642 And B, why don't you just bring them over to my place 178 00:08:34,729 --> 00:08:36,439 and we can look at them together? 179 00:08:36,940 --> 00:08:38,070 Maybe we're naked. 180 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,070 Oh... 181 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:42,482 Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie. 182 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:46,327 Smart move. 183 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:48,493 Excuse me? 184 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:52,209 I have to hang out with that prick. 185 00:08:52,289 --> 00:08:55,499 The fact that you would choose to be with him is frankly mind-blowing. 186 00:08:55,584 --> 00:08:57,374 I'm not with him. We broke up. 187 00:08:57,461 --> 00:09:00,381 We're working together, actually. And who asked you anyway, huh? 188 00:09:00,464 --> 00:09:01,464 Right. 189 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:05,385 I didn't know that, so... apologies. 190 00:09:05,469 --> 00:09:08,139 No, it's fine. You should definitely weigh in on my life. 191 00:09:08,222 --> 00:09:11,972 I'll make sure that I text you anytime I have to make a decision, yeah? 192 00:09:14,436 --> 00:09:16,896 It's just that in training, Sam was wide open, 193 00:09:16,981 --> 00:09:18,611 and Jamie wouldn't pass to him. 194 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:20,241 But Sam was wide open. 195 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,484 Now that's what I'm dealing with. 196 00:09:28,826 --> 00:09:29,826 Yes. 197 00:09:31,579 --> 00:09:32,779 - Here it is. - Mm-hmm. 198 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:36,165 Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second. 199 00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:40,332 Think we might have missed a page. Oh, boy. 200 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:42,970 Don't you wanna go ride a real double-decker bus? 201 00:09:43,047 --> 00:09:44,637 After we finish. 202 00:09:44,716 --> 00:09:46,676 Mm-hmm. See? I like that. 203 00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:48,889 First we gotta build it, then we can ride it. 204 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:51,640 It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm. 205 00:09:51,723 --> 00:09:53,093 Okay. 206 00:09:53,892 --> 00:09:57,142 Well, six hands are better than four. 207 00:10:25,965 --> 00:10:27,675 Good morning. 208 00:10:27,759 --> 00:10:29,059 Hey, how you doing? 209 00:10:32,388 --> 00:10:35,308 - Hey, look at that scarf. I like it. - Oi! Wanker. 210 00:10:35,391 --> 00:10:37,221 Don't you fuck up the match. 211 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:39,730 I appreciate you. We'll see what happens, huh? 212 00:10:43,566 --> 00:10:45,196 Hey, check it out. 213 00:10:45,276 --> 00:10:47,235 You never... Never seen one of these before. 214 00:10:47,319 --> 00:10:49,949 That right there, that's a scone, okay? 215 00:10:50,030 --> 00:10:52,342 It's like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth. 216 00:10:52,366 --> 00:10:54,576 There's your breakfast. All right? Hey! What do you say? 217 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:55,950 Thanks, Dad! 218 00:10:56,036 --> 00:10:58,746 Okay. There you go. Some people's kids, holy moly. 219 00:11:05,671 --> 00:11:09,171 - It's pretty nice out there, isn't it? - Oh. Yeah. 220 00:11:09,258 --> 00:11:10,888 - Hey. - I can make us some breakfast. 221 00:11:10,968 --> 00:11:12,138 What's wrong? 222 00:11:12,219 --> 00:11:14,389 Nothing. I think I'm just a little jet-lagged is all. 223 00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:15,631 I-I'm fine, Ted. 224 00:11:15,722 --> 00:11:17,617 No, no, no, no. No. Michelle, you gotta talk to me. 225 00:11:17,641 --> 00:11:20,141 Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma. 226 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,650 Every day... 227 00:11:29,111 --> 00:11:33,111 I wake up hoping that I'll feel the way I felt in the beginning. 228 00:11:33,991 --> 00:11:37,241 But... But maybe that's just what marriage is, right? 229 00:11:38,704 --> 00:11:41,584 I'll keep trying. You know I will. 230 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:45,162 Ready to go! 231 00:11:49,047 --> 00:11:51,109 - I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo. - Yeah. 232 00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:53,053 - You know... - Let's get some pants. Come on. 233 00:12:03,227 --> 00:12:05,237 I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 234 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:08,315 Marriage. Just so, you know, so complicated. 235 00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:10,309 So many different challenges and... 236 00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:13,572 I think... I don't know. Sorry. 237 00:12:13,654 --> 00:12:14,864 You ever been married? 238 00:12:14,947 --> 00:12:16,117 Ha! 239 00:12:16,574 --> 00:12:19,454 Yeah, Nate. Coach's views on romantic relationships 240 00:12:19,535 --> 00:12:21,915 are not too dissimilar from his views on cooking steak. 241 00:12:21,996 --> 00:12:25,376 You know, you spend any more than five minutes on one, loses its flavor. 242 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,718 - That sound about right, Coach? - Yeah. 243 00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:29,793 Do you mind if I ask you a personal question then? 244 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:30,789 Fire away. 245 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,274 If you were worried about your relationship, 246 00:12:32,298 --> 00:12:36,098 then why did you fly 4,438 miles away? 247 00:12:36,177 --> 00:12:38,767 That is a very specific number to know off the top of your head. 248 00:12:38,846 --> 00:12:40,726 Oh, well, uh, my dad used to be a cartographer. 249 00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:44,472 Used to say I was.001 miles tall. 250 00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:49,525 Yeah. Well, it's a good question. Why do it? 251 00:12:51,108 --> 00:12:52,698 I think at some point I realized 252 00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:57,497 that me being around so much was doing more harm than good. 253 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:02,206 Like, anytime I tried to solve any of her problems, or... 254 00:13:03,912 --> 00:13:07,162 do something sweet for her, it just would backfire. 255 00:13:08,124 --> 00:13:11,254 And then she and this therapist we were working with 256 00:13:11,336 --> 00:13:15,806 decided that maybe the best thing to do would be to give her a little space. 257 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:20,762 And so, um... well, I gave her 4,400 and, um... 258 00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:21,846 Thirty-eight. 259 00:13:22,597 --> 00:13:24,187 Thirty-eight miles worth of it. 260 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,690 Sorry to interrupt. I was told one of you had my phone. 261 00:13:30,438 --> 00:13:32,308 Ah. Thank heavens. 262 00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:34,729 I deleted some apps to optimize performance. 263 00:13:34,818 --> 00:13:36,358 Not Battleships, I hope. 264 00:13:36,444 --> 00:13:38,574 Ah. Oh, well. I was playing that too much anyway. 265 00:13:38,655 --> 00:13:41,325 I'll leave you lads to your match day planning. 266 00:13:41,408 --> 00:13:43,278 Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo. 267 00:13:43,368 --> 00:13:45,158 You mind if I get your take on something? 268 00:13:45,245 --> 00:13:47,295 Wow, of course. Uh... 269 00:13:47,372 --> 00:13:52,042 Very exciting to be, uh, invited into the inner sanctum. 270 00:13:52,127 --> 00:13:55,217 Um, Team Lasso, as it were. 271 00:13:55,297 --> 00:13:57,597 You and the missus. Y'all been together a while, yeah? 272 00:13:58,008 --> 00:14:01,178 - Oh, yes, uh, 28 years. - Oh. 273 00:14:01,261 --> 00:14:03,471 Five boys, three dogs, 274 00:14:03,555 --> 00:14:07,395 one 20-year-old cat whose impending death will wreck me emotionally, 275 00:14:07,475 --> 00:14:10,604 and, uh, one small house that manages to fit us all in it. 276 00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:12,691 Sounds like a full life right there. 277 00:14:13,772 --> 00:14:16,572 But I assume y'all have had your fair share of hard times though, yeah? 278 00:14:16,609 --> 00:14:20,859 Did you not hear the five boys, tiny house, dying cat part? 279 00:14:23,741 --> 00:14:24,968 That's the thing though, isn't it? 280 00:14:24,992 --> 00:14:28,952 If you're with the right person, even the hard times are easy. 281 00:14:30,789 --> 00:14:31,869 - Mm-hmm. 282 00:14:31,957 --> 00:14:36,077 Someone call 911. I want to report a truth bomb. 283 00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:39,839 - I think... think they do 999 here. - It is 999. 284 00:14:39,924 --> 00:14:41,401 - Yes. It is, yeah. - For emergencies? 285 00:14:41,425 --> 00:14:43,015 Boy, that seems troublesome to me. 286 00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:45,433 You know, toddlers and, just, butt dials and... 287 00:14:45,513 --> 00:14:46,698 - Oh, 'cause it's one key. - Yeah. 288 00:14:46,722 --> 00:14:48,642 You'd probably have police cars and ambulances 289 00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:50,660 - just zipping all over the place. - Yeah. 290 00:14:50,684 --> 00:14:52,621 - Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it? - It does. Yeah, yeah. 291 00:14:52,645 --> 00:14:54,695 - That explains it, actually. - There you have it. 292 00:14:54,772 --> 00:14:56,982 - Arlo White here with Chris Powell. 293 00:14:57,066 --> 00:15:00,576 Live from Nelson Road Stadium, the home of AFC Richmond. 294 00:15:00,653 --> 00:15:02,339 All right, everyone! Get in a fucking circle. 295 00:15:02,363 --> 00:15:04,090 - Let's throw this down! - Come on, boys! 296 00:15:04,114 --> 00:15:05,574 Right, hands in. 297 00:15:05,658 --> 00:15:07,908 On three. One, two, three... 298 00:15:07,993 --> 00:15:09,993 - Richmond! - Let's go! 299 00:15:12,331 --> 00:15:15,251 - Let's go! Let's go! 300 00:15:21,631 --> 00:15:23,381 Jamie, you a germophobe? 301 00:15:23,466 --> 00:15:25,528 'Cause I'm trying to think of a reason you didn't put your hand in 302 00:15:25,552 --> 00:15:26,472 with the rest of the team. 303 00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:27,593 Didn't want to. 304 00:15:27,679 --> 00:15:28,679 Mm-hmm. 305 00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:32,701 I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. 306 00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:34,235 You just push all the wrong buttons. 307 00:15:34,727 --> 00:15:39,147 Well, then how's about you and me make a deal? 308 00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:40,612 Okay, I'm listening. 309 00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:44,572 You get to keep on preaching all of your yeehaw bullshit, 310 00:15:44,654 --> 00:15:49,834 and in exchange, I'll keep ignoring you, because this team is tragic. 311 00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:54,254 I score all the goals, and I'm the only one they come to see. 312 00:15:54,998 --> 00:15:56,828 Does that sound fair? Hands in. 313 00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:59,645 You know, I'd love to hash out some of the nuances there, 314 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:01,105 but I'm not having the best of days... 315 00:16:01,129 --> 00:16:02,606 Actually, it doesn't matter what you say. 316 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:05,340 'Cause in my head, I'm just hearing the crowd cheer my name 317 00:16:05,425 --> 00:16:06,845 after I score a goal tonight. 318 00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:15,369 As undeniably catchy as that tune is, I need you to cut the crap right now... 319 00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:16,773 Dad! 320 00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:20,023 Hey, big guy. There he is. Hey. 321 00:16:20,106 --> 00:16:22,726 - Jamie Tartt? - Hello, little lad. 322 00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:24,357 Would you sign my shirt? 323 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,485 All right, turn around. 324 00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:28,985 That's pretty cool, huh? 325 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,368 Now, next time I score a goal, it won't just be for me. 326 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,329 It'll be for you too. 327 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,746 And for me. But... just for us. 328 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,586 - Cool. - Good lad. 329 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,720 Good boy. 330 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,715 Come on, let's get out there. 331 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,870 - Come on, goalie! - Link finds space. 332 00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,234 He rears back to shoot it. 333 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,732 Oh! A stunning goal by the Canadian midfielder! 334 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,784 - Fuck's sake! - I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso! 335 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,029 - Nice family though. - Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him! 336 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,583 Well, after only six minutes, Richmond are 2-0 down. 337 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:14,489 Wanker! Wanker! 338 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,055 And the Richmond supporters are making their feelings known. 339 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,079 Wanker! Wanker! 340 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,083 Chris, you have to think, if this continues, 341 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,665 Lasso's time with Richmond will be short and not very sweet. 342 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,087 Tartt receives the ball. Clever there. 343 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,801 - Go on, Jamie. - He finds space. 344 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,171 He has Obisanya on the right. 345 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,967 No, he's doing it himself. And, oh, what a finish! 346 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,682 Jamie Tartt with an incredible solo goal! 347 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,893 Jamie Tartt, you fucking king! 348 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,231 And thanks to budding superstar, Jamie Tartt, 349 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,814 Richmond are right back in it at 2-1 in the 29th minute! 350 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,111 - Me! - What's he yelling? 351 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:55,235 Um, "me." He's, uh, pointing at the name on his back and repeatedly yelling "me." 352 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,824 Me! 353 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,079 Oh, I thought he was saying "meat." 354 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,211 But, yeah, yours makes a lot more sense. Okay. 355 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,171 - Come on! - Obisanya joins the attack. 356 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,920 - Oh! The Nigerian is taken out! - Bullshit! 357 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,473 - Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off! 358 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,337 It'll be a yellow card here for Benson. 359 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:17,176 And you have to say he got off easy there. And Obisanya is still down. 360 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,773 - He might be hurt. - Yeah. 361 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,728 Excuse me, mate. 362 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:24,434 Oi! Check on your fucking teammate. 363 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,361 The captain dispensing some wisdom to the young superstar. 364 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,781 Nothing wrong with that. 365 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,912 - Sam? - Yeah? 366 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,237 I'm gonna have to move you there. There you go. 367 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,833 - What is your fucking problem? - Oh! What is this? 368 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,749 Kent and Tartt are at each other's throats! 369 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,972 - Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off! - Hopefully cooler heads will prevail. 370 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,036 Fucking kill you! 371 00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,122 Same team! 372 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,165 - Unacceptable, Arlo. - Chris, have you ever struck a teammate? 373 00:18:48,251 --> 00:18:50,313 - Are you mad? So what? - No, but I've wanted to. 374 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,522 - He's my own player. - Yeah, yeah. 375 00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:53,566 - I'm actually a bit jealous. - You gotta be... 376 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,930 We haven't seen this since 2001 in Newcastle. 377 00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:01,100 And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still. 378 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:03,600 You all right, Sam? 379 00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:05,643 Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore. 380 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,527 But everyone was making such a fuss, I thought I should just stay down. 381 00:19:09,564 --> 00:19:11,024 No. Listen. 382 00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:14,107 I'm gonna pull you up, you're gonna pretend to limp very badly, 383 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:17,154 and you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on. 384 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,789 - They'll love it. - Oh, okay. 385 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:24,708 Obisanya is on his feet, but can he continue? 386 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,038 Is he okay? 387 00:19:26,122 --> 00:19:28,434 - Looks like he'll play through the pain. 388 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:31,458 Such determination. You love to see it. 389 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,755 Attaboy, Sam! 390 00:19:33,129 --> 00:19:37,339 Tartt steps up to take the free kick, with an opportunity to tie the game. 391 00:19:37,425 --> 00:19:40,385 Will he find a teammate or go for glory? 392 00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:43,482 With Tartt, that's usually a rhetorical question. 393 00:19:50,729 --> 00:19:52,479 And he's done it! 394 00:19:52,565 --> 00:19:55,735 That's two for Jamie Tartt, and Richmond are level 395 00:19:55,818 --> 00:19:57,528 in the 38th minute! 396 00:19:57,611 --> 00:19:59,321 He's a special player, Arlo. 397 00:19:59,405 --> 00:20:01,155 - Look at this. 398 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,750 And you have to wonder, where would Richmond be without him. 399 00:20:08,831 --> 00:20:09,841 I'll be right back. 400 00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:12,211 Me! Me! 401 00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:15,584 We certainly haven't seen this before. 402 00:20:15,671 --> 00:20:17,801 Ted Lasso is running into the stands. 403 00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:20,542 - Well, where the hell is he off to? 404 00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:22,760 He's not slowing down on those steps. 405 00:20:22,845 --> 00:20:25,595 That's some real impressive cardio from Ted Lasso there. 406 00:20:25,681 --> 00:20:26,691 Is he okay? 407 00:20:27,892 --> 00:20:30,472 - Hey, Rebecca. - Hello, Ted. 408 00:20:30,561 --> 00:20:32,521 - You're doing great, Dad. - Yeah, you got this. 409 00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:33,605 Thanks, guys. 410 00:20:33,689 --> 00:20:35,149 Uh, I wanna bench Jamie. 411 00:20:35,941 --> 00:20:38,181 But I didn't wanna do it without checking with you first. 412 00:20:39,028 --> 00:20:40,868 But, Ted, you're the manager. 413 00:20:40,946 --> 00:20:43,946 So whatever you decide, you have my full support. 414 00:20:44,408 --> 00:20:46,158 Thanks, boss. All right. Later, alligators. 415 00:20:46,243 --> 00:20:47,283 Bye, Dad. 416 00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:52,289 And it appears Coach Lasso has decided 417 00:20:52,374 --> 00:20:54,374 to rejoin the match already in progress. 418 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:57,049 Roberts, warm up. You're going in. Let's go. Come on. 419 00:20:57,128 --> 00:20:59,298 Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub. 420 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:00,941 - Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay? - Okay. 421 00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:02,465 Appreciate you, sir. Thank you. 422 00:21:09,432 --> 00:21:10,802 Okay. 423 00:21:10,892 --> 00:21:13,722 Well, it looks like Lasso is making an early substitution here. 424 00:21:13,811 --> 00:21:15,971 He's bringing Roberts on, and he's taking off... 425 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:19,950 - Jamie Tartt? 426 00:21:20,026 --> 00:21:21,366 He's our best player! 427 00:21:21,444 --> 00:21:23,404 - Me? 428 00:21:23,488 --> 00:21:25,007 You don't know what you're doing! 429 00:21:25,031 --> 00:21:28,241 You don't know what you're doing! You don't know what you're doing! 430 00:21:28,326 --> 00:21:29,866 What on earth? 431 00:21:29,953 --> 00:21:32,283 He's taking off his best player. 432 00:21:32,372 --> 00:21:34,832 And with less than a minute remaining in the half. 433 00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:36,936 - Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! - Number 16, Robbie Roberts, 434 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,510 for number 9, Jamie Tartt. 435 00:21:38,586 --> 00:21:40,523 Hey, way to play out there. Way to get us back in. 436 00:21:40,547 --> 00:21:43,967 Shut up. Fucking stupid twat. 437 00:21:45,552 --> 00:21:48,672 The referee looks at his watch, and that's halftime. 438 00:21:48,763 --> 00:21:51,593 What kind of reception awaits Lasso in his locker room? 439 00:22:03,862 --> 00:22:05,611 Oi, sit down and listen. 440 00:22:12,661 --> 00:22:14,061 We got ourselves a tied game. 441 00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:16,330 Nice work. 442 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:23,080 Fellas, we're broken. We need to change. 443 00:22:23,172 --> 00:22:25,752 And, look, I know change can be scary. 444 00:22:25,841 --> 00:22:29,761 One minute, you're playing freeze tag out there at recess with all your buddies. 445 00:22:29,845 --> 00:22:33,225 Next thing you know, you're getting zits, your voice gets low. 446 00:22:33,307 --> 00:22:36,607 And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk 447 00:22:36,685 --> 00:22:40,185 to check and see how your project's going, you feel all squiggly inside. 448 00:22:42,524 --> 00:22:43,524 Mm. 449 00:22:44,276 --> 00:22:48,536 She was a striking woman. Not classically beautiful, but striking. 450 00:22:50,324 --> 00:22:52,454 - First time I ever saw tan lines. 451 00:22:52,993 --> 00:22:54,633 Most of the time, change is a good thing. 452 00:22:55,454 --> 00:22:57,284 Now, I think that's what it's all about. 453 00:22:58,832 --> 00:23:00,332 Embracing change. 454 00:23:00,751 --> 00:23:02,251 Being brave. 455 00:23:02,336 --> 00:23:06,846 Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life... 456 00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:09,960 can move forward with theirs. 457 00:23:11,762 --> 00:23:13,011 'Cause maybe... 458 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:16,800 it's the only way you can truly help her be happy. 459 00:23:24,315 --> 00:23:26,405 Obviously by "her," I'm referring to Lady Football. 460 00:23:28,486 --> 00:23:29,866 Good save. 461 00:23:30,738 --> 00:23:33,828 Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield for the second half. 462 00:23:34,617 --> 00:23:37,167 And Beard's gonna walk y'all through the rest of the changes. 463 00:23:37,245 --> 00:23:38,955 Oh, hey, hey, hey. One last thing. 464 00:23:39,038 --> 00:23:41,438 And I want everyone's eyes on me when I say this. Look at me. 465 00:23:51,759 --> 00:23:53,969 - Never really liked Tartt. - We know, Roy. 466 00:23:54,053 --> 00:23:55,473 Everybody, come on. 467 00:23:56,973 --> 00:23:58,803 Two minutes of added time remaining. 468 00:23:58,891 --> 00:24:01,011 Still level at two goals apiece. 469 00:24:01,102 --> 00:24:03,602 Richmond have played well, even without Jamie Tartt. 470 00:24:03,688 --> 00:24:04,698 Here we go. 471 00:24:05,231 --> 00:24:07,771 Oh, he's open. He's open. He's open. There you go. 472 00:24:07,859 --> 00:24:10,729 A through ball from Cockburn. And Kent is off to the races! 473 00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:11,690 Come on! 474 00:24:11,779 --> 00:24:13,359 Kent has only one man to beat. 475 00:24:13,447 --> 00:24:15,907 He could take it himself, 476 00:24:15,992 --> 00:24:20,531 but he makes the extra pass to a wide open Obisanya! 477 00:24:23,832 --> 00:24:26,332 - Oh! And he buries it! 478 00:24:27,627 --> 00:24:30,137 Oh, my God! Whoo! 479 00:24:30,213 --> 00:24:34,923 Richmond take the lead with barely a minute of stoppage time left. 480 00:24:41,766 --> 00:24:45,936 Scorer for Richmond's third goal, number 24, Sam Obisanya. 481 00:24:55,030 --> 00:24:56,950 Yeah! 482 00:24:57,032 --> 00:24:59,912 - I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy! - No, I love it! I love this energy! 483 00:24:59,993 --> 00:25:02,703 - Here, Coach. Take this guy from me. - Oh, yeah! 484 00:25:05,999 --> 00:25:07,059 That's the way you do it! 485 00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:11,253 Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done! Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes! 486 00:25:11,963 --> 00:25:13,253 Took balls, what you did. 487 00:25:14,799 --> 00:25:17,469 That's all we got is balls, Roy. It's all we got. 488 00:25:17,552 --> 00:25:20,552 All right! Yeah! There you go. Way to play. 489 00:25:20,639 --> 00:25:22,719 - How about that, Coach? 490 00:25:23,683 --> 00:25:24,773 You hear that, Coach? 491 00:25:25,435 --> 00:25:27,435 - Wanker! Wanker! 492 00:25:27,521 --> 00:25:29,230 Well, same word, ain't it? 493 00:25:30,231 --> 00:25:32,981 - Yeah, but different. 494 00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:37,277 Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s when bad meant good, right? 495 00:25:38,030 --> 00:25:39,400 Who was president back then? 496 00:25:40,074 --> 00:25:43,284 - Ronald Reagan. - "Ronald Reagan? The actor?" 497 00:25:43,369 --> 00:25:48,159 Oh, man. I love it when you do Doc Brown. You walked me right into that. 498 00:25:55,464 --> 00:25:58,804 Daddy! Dad! 499 00:25:58,884 --> 00:26:00,634 Hey! There he is! 500 00:26:00,719 --> 00:26:02,429 Yoo-hoo-hoo! 501 00:26:02,513 --> 00:26:04,303 How about that, huh? We won one. 502 00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:05,390 - Daddy? - Yeah? 503 00:26:05,474 --> 00:26:06,814 What's a wanker? 504 00:26:07,768 --> 00:26:09,638 Well, kiddo. That is a, uh... 505 00:26:10,396 --> 00:26:13,816 That's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts. Make sense? 506 00:26:13,899 --> 00:26:16,279 Let's give you a better view of all this. Ready? 507 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,171 - Get up there, kiddo. Look at that. 508 00:26:18,195 --> 00:26:21,865 Wave to the people. That's it. Let them know. Let them see, huh? 509 00:26:24,493 --> 00:26:26,243 Oh, shit. 510 00:26:29,373 --> 00:26:30,373 Yeah. 511 00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:32,792 One touch. 512 00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:40,169 I just keep thinking about the first time we met, back at school. 513 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:46,435 Us being the only two people in that big old parking lot at the exact same time. 514 00:26:48,933 --> 00:26:50,643 So random. 515 00:26:50,727 --> 00:26:53,597 No way for us to know that it was going to be the start of something. 516 00:26:53,688 --> 00:26:55,518 Oh! 517 00:26:55,607 --> 00:26:57,017 - Hey. - Did I scare you? 518 00:26:57,108 --> 00:27:00,898 You snuck up on a woman in a parking lot at night. 519 00:27:01,613 --> 00:27:03,663 Yeah, Roy, well done. 520 00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:06,780 I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. I was also an idiot yesterday, so... 521 00:27:07,911 --> 00:27:08,911 It's okay. 522 00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:15,417 Good night, Keeley. 523 00:27:17,629 --> 00:27:18,629 Good night, Roy. 524 00:27:20,048 --> 00:27:22,508 I look back at everything we've been through, 525 00:27:23,301 --> 00:27:25,221 and I wouldn't change a single thing. 526 00:27:27,263 --> 00:27:28,263 Even now. 527 00:27:30,308 --> 00:27:31,518 What are you saying? 528 00:27:32,602 --> 00:27:35,772 Michelle, if there is something I could... do 529 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:39,485 or something I could say that would make you be happy... 530 00:27:40,568 --> 00:27:42,068 just being with me, I'd do it. 531 00:27:42,654 --> 00:27:44,363 I'd do it in a nanosecond. 532 00:27:44,446 --> 00:27:46,616 But I ain't got no control over any of that. 533 00:27:48,909 --> 00:27:50,659 You don't have to keep trying anymore. 534 00:27:52,162 --> 00:27:53,162 It's okay. 535 00:27:54,790 --> 00:27:57,790 I'm gonna be okay. Yeah? 536 00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:07,341 Okay, quick feet. There we go. 537 00:28:07,427 --> 00:28:08,427 Shoot. 538 00:28:10,264 --> 00:28:13,354 I promised myself I would never quit anything in my life. 539 00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:15,479 But you're not quitting, Ted. 540 00:28:17,688 --> 00:28:19,358 You're just letting me go. 541 00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:24,902 Yeah. 542 00:28:24,987 --> 00:28:26,487 Come on. 543 00:28:27,823 --> 00:28:29,163 - Oh. 544 00:28:31,034 --> 00:28:32,044 You ready? 545 00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:33,555 - Yeah. - Yes. Thank you. 546 00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:35,819 - It's all right. - I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you. 547 00:28:35,873 --> 00:28:39,543 Hey, buddy. I'm gonna see you the second after the season's over, okay? 548 00:28:39,626 --> 00:28:41,336 And we're gonna talk every day? 549 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,920 Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy. You know it. Okay? 550 00:28:44,006 --> 00:28:46,296 Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah. 551 00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:51,603 Okay now, okay. 552 00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:55,393 - Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on. 553 00:29:59,872 --> 00:30:02,881 Oi, wanker. Good job tonight. 554 00:30:04,376 --> 00:30:05,706 Thank you, sir. 555 00:30:05,794 --> 00:30:08,414 Keep an eye on us. We might be turning this thing around. 556 00:30:37,847 --> 00:30:40,847 Subtitles Diego Moraes www.opensubtitles.org