1 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,274 Tartt, edge of the area. 2 00:00:11,613 --> 00:00:14,713 He has options. Chooses Rojas. 3 00:00:15,274 --> 00:00:18,524 Oh, what a goal! Great finish. 4 00:00:18,609 --> 00:00:21,361 You have to say, Chris, from where they started the season, 5 00:00:21,458 --> 00:00:24,200 this Richmond team is unrecognizable! 6 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,687 What a turnaround for AFC Richmond! 7 00:00:27,772 --> 00:00:29,719 And with that Dani Rojas goal, 8 00:00:29,804 --> 00:00:32,018 Richmond are now on a four-game winning streak. 9 00:00:32,103 --> 00:00:33,896 They've certainly turned things around 10 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:36,815 since adding their former captain to the coaching staff, Wrighty? 11 00:00:36,899 --> 00:00:37,672 Absolutely, Seems. 12 00:00:37,757 --> 00:00:41,486 and watching Richmond play, you could definitely see the Roy Kent effect. 13 00:00:41,571 --> 00:00:42,990 And that leads them nicely 14 00:00:43,074 --> 00:00:45,336 into Saturday's FA Cup quarterfinal clash 15 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:47,625 against Premiership side Tottenham Hotspur. 16 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:48,877 Yeah, good luck with that. 17 00:00:48,962 --> 00:00:51,589 It kills me to say it, but Tottenham are a top top side. 18 00:00:51,768 --> 00:00:53,269 Unbelievable team. 19 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,891 Coming up next, we'll preview the quarterfinal 20 00:00:55,976 --> 00:00:58,186 between Bournemouth and Southampton. 21 00:00:58,299 --> 00:01:00,648 - Do you want a cup of tea? - Yes, please. 22 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:10,252 - Sugar? - No, thank you. 23 00:01:11,499 --> 00:01:15,977 Luca, do you believe in guardian angels? 24 00:01:16,062 --> 00:01:18,344 Are they like Guardians of the Galaxy? 25 00:01:21,668 --> 00:01:24,017 Wait, are you naked in my kitchen? 26 00:01:24,436 --> 00:01:25,860 Wearing a smile. 27 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:27,946 Put some clothes on! 28 00:01:28,328 --> 00:01:30,969 Mina the cleaner will be here any second. 29 00:01:35,337 --> 00:01:38,313 Mina. Do you want some tea? 30 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,306 Will there be biscuits with that? 31 00:01:40,774 --> 00:01:41,978 Mother. 32 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:44,075 Hello, darling. 33 00:01:44,743 --> 00:01:46,175 I've left your father. 34 00:01:48,011 --> 00:01:49,262 Wait, your mum's your cleaner? 35 00:01:49,472 --> 00:01:50,779 No. 36 00:01:50,890 --> 00:01:53,559 He doesn't listen to me. He doesn't respect me. 37 00:01:53,838 --> 00:01:57,132 And Esther Perel says it takes two people to create a pattern 38 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:59,025 but only one to change it. 39 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:01,329 I am that change. 40 00:02:01,484 --> 00:02:02,774 Good for you. 41 00:02:03,477 --> 00:02:06,390 Luca, will you please put some clothes on? 42 00:02:12,117 --> 00:02:13,841 I'll start in the study. 43 00:02:14,363 --> 00:02:15,563 Yes, thank you. 44 00:02:17,035 --> 00:02:19,993 Theme music plays... 45 00:02:37,795 --> 00:02:39,453 Episode Title: "The Signal" Aired on: August 27, 2021. 46 00:02:41,602 --> 00:02:42,998 Hey, Liza. 47 00:02:43,092 --> 00:02:44,813 Saw your Instagram post on Sunday. 48 00:02:45,154 --> 00:02:46,864 Way to keep that ice bucket challenge alive. 49 00:02:46,988 --> 00:02:48,678 - Morning. - Hey, Derek. 50 00:02:52,388 --> 00:02:53,451 Great morning, Isabelle. 51 00:02:53,536 --> 00:02:54,561 - Yes. - Hey, Ted. 52 00:02:54,646 --> 00:02:55,904 Hey, Liam. Hey, tell your mom 53 00:02:55,988 --> 00:02:56,756 happy birthday for me. 54 00:02:56,841 --> 00:02:58,443 And whatever gift you end up getting her, 55 00:02:58,528 --> 00:02:59,950 let her know it's from both of us, huh? 56 00:03:03,876 --> 00:03:05,642 - Morning. How y'all doing? - Morning. 57 00:03:06,014 --> 00:03:08,474 You're doing great work, Colin. And I love your new mantra. 58 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,025 I'm a strong and capable man. 59 00:03:10,109 --> 00:03:11,341 I am not a piece of shit. 60 00:03:11,426 --> 00:03:13,511 - You don't need the second part. - Oh, right. 61 00:03:13,865 --> 00:03:14,890 - Morning, Colin. - Hey. 62 00:03:14,974 --> 00:03:16,948 Hey, Doc. You get in any trouble last night? 63 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:18,621 Nothing I care to speak about at work. 64 00:03:18,706 --> 00:03:19,745 Ooh, Doc. 65 00:03:19,830 --> 00:03:21,605 You are more mysterious than David Blaine 66 00:03:21,689 --> 00:03:24,108 reading a Sue Grafton novel at Area 51. 67 00:03:24,192 --> 00:03:26,360 Well, Ted, make an appointment when you need to talk. 68 00:03:26,445 --> 00:03:27,685 Hey, I talk all the time, Doc. 69 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:29,368 Just let me follow you around for ten minutes. 70 00:03:29,453 --> 00:03:31,177 After five, you'll want me to hush my butt. 71 00:03:31,616 --> 00:03:33,559 - Oh, lookee here. - Morning, Ted. 72 00:03:33,644 --> 00:03:34,518 Hey. I tell you what, 73 00:03:34,602 --> 00:03:36,403 I'm shipping the heck out of you two. 74 00:03:36,496 --> 00:03:38,473 I'm calling HR. 75 00:03:38,558 --> 00:03:40,616 Yeah, well, tell Mr. Pufnstuf I said hello. 76 00:03:40,952 --> 00:03:41,813 That is a joke 77 00:03:41,898 --> 00:03:44,498 for people born in the early to mid '70s. 78 00:03:44,879 --> 00:03:48,169 And then they just changed the shape of the tortellini... 79 00:03:48,254 --> 00:03:49,214 Mm-hmm. 80 00:03:49,339 --> 00:03:52,606 I don't know about you fellas, but I am fired up for this FA Cup thing. 81 00:03:52,808 --> 00:03:53,892 I mean, come on. 82 00:03:54,117 --> 00:03:56,577 A March Madness tournament in the middle of our season 83 00:03:56,662 --> 00:03:58,872 featuring every dang team in the country? 84 00:03:59,002 --> 00:04:00,461 Yes, please. 85 00:04:00,639 --> 00:04:03,016 I mean, what we got? Davids versus Goliaths, right? 86 00:04:03,101 --> 00:04:06,145 You know? Rockys versus Apollos. Steve Wiebes against Billy Mitchells. 87 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:08,482 - What's another one, Coach? - Pearl Jam versus Ticketmaster. 88 00:04:08,567 --> 00:04:11,145 Mmm. Classic battle of art versus commerce right there. Yeah. 89 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:12,473 I got a question for you though. 90 00:04:12,558 --> 00:04:13,939 Has a team not in the Premier League, 91 00:04:14,023 --> 00:04:15,602 à la us, ever won the whole chimichanga? 92 00:04:15,747 --> 00:04:17,575 - Eight times. - Eight times. Really? 93 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:19,879 - But not for 40 years. - Oh! 94 00:04:19,964 --> 00:04:21,298 What have we got here? 95 00:04:21,450 --> 00:04:23,801 Uh-oh. You back into floating office mode, huh? 96 00:04:23,886 --> 00:04:25,622 Oh, yeah. But, uh, it's no bother. 97 00:04:25,707 --> 00:04:27,708 I'm a flaneur by nature. 98 00:04:27,793 --> 00:04:29,336 Mmm. I get that, yeah. 99 00:04:29,421 --> 00:04:30,838 Hey, Coach, what's a flaneur? 100 00:04:30,923 --> 00:04:32,480 A wanderer. 101 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:35,982 - What the fuck's wrong with you? - Nothing. 102 00:04:37,085 --> 00:04:38,502 Jane and I got back together. 103 00:04:38,687 --> 00:04:39,980 - Oh! - Great news. 104 00:04:40,143 --> 00:04:41,810 - Oh, well, that's nice. - Fantastic. 105 00:04:41,894 --> 00:04:43,254 Look at you guys. 106 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,842 Do you really think that's a good idea? 107 00:04:53,344 --> 00:04:54,435 Oh, shit. 108 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:55,676 Two missed calls from her. 109 00:04:55,786 --> 00:04:57,049 Be right back! 110 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:01,923 I'd like to request an emergency meeting of the Diamond Dogs. 111 00:05:02,008 --> 00:05:03,565 Diamond Dogs, mount up. 112 00:05:04,362 --> 00:05:06,489 - Hey, Roy, you wanna sit in with us? - No. 113 00:05:06,878 --> 00:05:08,942 Okay. Yeah, shut that. 114 00:05:10,028 --> 00:05:11,882 - He looks a little bit... - Oh. 115 00:05:11,966 --> 00:05:14,551 Yeah, you're gonna come in through here. That's fine. I got you. 116 00:05:14,635 --> 00:05:15,803 Just... Do you wanna... 117 00:05:15,887 --> 00:05:16,845 Dukes of Hazzard style, 118 00:05:16,929 --> 00:05:18,931 or as you guys probably call it, "the Earls of Risk." 119 00:05:19,015 --> 00:05:21,266 - Just go round. - Uh, yeah. Why don't you come legs first? 120 00:05:21,350 --> 00:05:22,601 You wanna... You wanna jump in? 121 00:05:22,685 --> 00:05:24,561 You'd be in here if you just went round. 122 00:05:24,645 --> 00:05:26,661 - Ready? Here he comes. Right... - I'm just gonna stay here. 123 00:05:26,746 --> 00:05:28,413 That's fine. Good idea. Probably best. 124 00:05:28,498 --> 00:05:32,126 All right. Okay, Higgiebottoms, you called this puppy, so start barking. 125 00:05:32,211 --> 00:05:35,881 Well, I'm just not sure that Jane and Beard are very healthy together. 126 00:05:36,099 --> 00:05:37,934 And I'm a little bit disappointed 127 00:05:38,034 --> 00:05:40,634 that neither of you backed me up when I just said so. 128 00:05:41,122 --> 00:05:43,080 Okay. Calling us out. 129 00:05:43,164 --> 00:05:45,098 I appreciate that and I hear you, but, uh... 130 00:05:45,183 --> 00:05:48,059 I mean, in my defense, I know why I didn't say anything. 131 00:05:48,144 --> 00:05:50,771 - And why's that? - 'Cause you should never say anything. 132 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,794 And look, man, I learned that the hard way. 133 00:05:52,882 --> 00:05:55,843 One of my best friends growing up was this fella, Marcus Girard. 134 00:05:55,927 --> 00:05:59,638 He dated the same girl from grade school to high school to college, whole time. 135 00:05:59,722 --> 00:06:02,473 And she could be a little bit of a pill, if I'm being honest, you know? 136 00:06:02,699 --> 00:06:03,949 No reason to start lying now. 137 00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:06,912 And, uh, well, I let him know that. I told him so. 138 00:06:06,997 --> 00:06:09,271 - And he was not too pleased, all right? - Ah. 139 00:06:09,356 --> 00:06:11,524 That's the last time I ever gave a best man speech. 140 00:06:11,609 --> 00:06:13,110 Hmm. I mean, I... Yeah... 141 00:06:13,194 --> 00:06:15,613 I try to be outwardly supportive of all relationships 142 00:06:15,697 --> 00:06:17,906 due to my dad sabotaging one of my first loves. 143 00:06:17,990 --> 00:06:21,827 In year four, he sat me and my classmate, Nadia Shookums, down 144 00:06:21,911 --> 00:06:24,636 in the living room and said he thought we could both do better. 145 00:06:25,665 --> 00:06:27,333 Well, she listened to him. 146 00:06:27,417 --> 00:06:29,793 Boy, that's a heaping spoonful of truth soup right there. 147 00:06:29,877 --> 00:06:31,045 Yeah. I know. 148 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:33,047 Look, Higgins, I just think it's bad business 149 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:36,106 to get all up in anyone else's business, you know? 150 00:06:36,426 --> 00:06:39,887 Okay, I understand. 151 00:06:39,971 --> 00:06:42,931 So even though this is an unsanctioned meeting because Beard wasn't here, 152 00:06:43,015 --> 00:06:44,850 let's just go ahead and Diamond Dogs dismount. 153 00:06:49,814 --> 00:06:51,357 Stupid barking means it's over, right? 154 00:06:51,441 --> 00:06:52,441 Yes, sir. Welcome back. 155 00:06:52,525 --> 00:06:55,194 - Ay, ay, ay. That was a doozy. - What's wrong? 156 00:06:55,278 --> 00:06:57,905 - Jane's roommate flipped out on her. - Oh. 157 00:06:57,989 --> 00:06:59,448 - Kicked her out of the house. - Oh, no. 158 00:06:59,532 --> 00:07:01,742 So now she's moving in with me. 159 00:07:01,826 --> 00:07:03,452 - Oh. - That's good. 160 00:07:03,536 --> 00:07:06,372 That's great news. Congratulations. 161 00:07:06,456 --> 00:07:08,207 Thanks, guys. 162 00:07:18,968 --> 00:07:20,803 Chin up, lads. 163 00:07:20,887 --> 00:07:22,986 Come on, Colin. You dolt. 164 00:07:23,848 --> 00:07:26,058 Colin, you're leaning too far back. 165 00:07:26,142 --> 00:07:28,116 Head down, fucking whip it. 166 00:07:29,228 --> 00:07:31,146 I am a strong and capable man. 167 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:32,481 Thanks, Roy. 168 00:07:32,565 --> 00:07:34,525 Bumbercatch, great pass, 169 00:07:34,609 --> 00:07:36,443 but it don't mean shit if they see it coming. 170 00:07:36,527 --> 00:07:38,529 The rest of you in the box, when the shot goes, 171 00:07:38,613 --> 00:07:40,030 you fucking follow it in. 172 00:07:40,114 --> 00:07:42,199 Yeah, you smell that, lads? 173 00:07:42,283 --> 00:07:43,575 That's the Roy Kent effect. 174 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:48,580 - Roy Kent! Roy Kent! - Roy Kent! 175 00:07:53,836 --> 00:07:55,352 Anything for me, coach? 176 00:07:58,007 --> 00:07:59,481 All right, let's go again. 177 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:06,113 Hey, Roy. You know you're paid to coach the whole team, right? 178 00:08:06,307 --> 00:08:09,226 No, no, that's fine. Just take 4% off my paycheck. 179 00:08:09,310 --> 00:08:11,159 - Mm-hmm. - Ted! 180 00:08:11,604 --> 00:08:13,453 - Ted! - You hear that? 181 00:08:14,649 --> 00:08:16,233 Oh. Hey! 182 00:08:16,317 --> 00:08:18,569 Do you have lunch plans? 183 00:08:18,653 --> 00:08:20,696 As a matter of fact, I do, yeah. 184 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:23,866 Coach Beard and I here are doing Secret Sandwich Switcheroo 185 00:08:23,950 --> 00:08:25,117 every other Friday. 186 00:08:25,201 --> 00:08:28,412 - What we do is I make a sandwich... - I don't care, Ted. 187 00:08:28,496 --> 00:08:31,040 You're coming to lunch with me and my mother. 188 00:08:31,124 --> 00:08:32,597 Okay. Sounds great. 189 00:08:33,302 --> 00:08:35,137 Spoiler alert. I made you a BLT. 190 00:08:35,222 --> 00:08:36,806 - Samesies. - What? 191 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:40,019 Crown and Anchor at 2:00. 192 00:08:40,234 --> 00:08:41,541 Okay. 193 00:08:42,093 --> 00:08:45,054 I look forward to lunching with you, Ted. 194 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:46,738 Hi, Rebecca's mom. 195 00:08:46,907 --> 00:08:48,511 Hey, fellas. Say hi. 196 00:08:48,641 --> 00:08:50,292 Hi, Rebecca's mum. 197 00:08:50,591 --> 00:08:52,008 Hello, boys. 198 00:08:52,093 --> 00:08:54,894 And the name's not Rebecca's mum, it's Deborah. 199 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:56,925 I'm a work in progress, 200 00:08:57,010 --> 00:08:59,720 a voracious book on tape listener 201 00:08:59,834 --> 00:09:04,089 and a staunch believer that if you get dealt lemons in life, 202 00:09:04,174 --> 00:09:07,075 then you should make lemon lavender mojitos. 203 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,183 Mum! 204 00:09:09,077 --> 00:09:11,135 Nice to meet you, Deborah. 205 00:09:11,971 --> 00:09:14,756 Boy, I love meeting people's moms. 206 00:09:14,864 --> 00:09:17,450 It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts. 207 00:09:17,535 --> 00:09:19,480 Let's go! 208 00:09:20,087 --> 00:09:21,546 How's Mrs. Beard doing, by the way? 209 00:09:21,631 --> 00:09:24,152 - Full-blown QAnon. - Mmm. Yep. 210 00:09:26,698 --> 00:09:30,201 - Hey, look alive, Coach. - Thank you. 211 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:31,850 No horseradish? 212 00:09:31,934 --> 00:09:34,144 - I thought you were allergic? - To horses and radishes. 213 00:09:34,229 --> 00:09:35,688 Oh, I'm sorry. 214 00:09:35,773 --> 00:09:37,214 - Hi, guys. - Hey. 215 00:09:37,356 --> 00:09:40,401 Oy, Ted. Do you reckon you'd be up for driving us back from lunch? 216 00:09:40,485 --> 00:09:41,535 Sure, I'll give it a shot. 217 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,362 I've got some creative work I wanna do this afternoon 218 00:09:43,446 --> 00:09:44,822 and I kinda wanna be a little buzzed for it. 219 00:09:44,906 --> 00:09:47,574 - Seems like a great idea all around. - Thank you. 220 00:09:48,035 --> 00:09:49,076 Oh. 221 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,136 One second here. 222 00:09:50,426 --> 00:09:51,733 Hello? 223 00:09:52,145 --> 00:09:53,452 This is him. 224 00:09:54,456 --> 00:09:57,014 W... Is he okay? 225 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,348 Okay. Okay. I'll... 226 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,283 Well, I mean, that's gonna be a little tricky 'cause I'm at work. 227 00:10:04,135 --> 00:10:05,734 No, I work in London. 228 00:10:06,046 --> 00:10:07,421 Yeah, no, it's a heck of a commute. 229 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:10,634 Um, tell you what. How about I call my wife... uh... his, uh, mom, 230 00:10:10,719 --> 00:10:14,237 and then I'll see... Oh, she's pulling up right now? 231 00:10:15,065 --> 00:10:17,776 Okay, well, there you go. Crisis averted. 232 00:10:17,861 --> 00:10:20,878 Okay. All right now. Have fun. Bye. 233 00:10:23,545 --> 00:10:24,863 Everything okay? 234 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:26,738 Yeah, yeah. 235 00:10:27,363 --> 00:10:29,533 No, uh, Henry forgot his lunch today for his field trip. 236 00:10:29,617 --> 00:10:31,744 But, uh, no, Michelle's there. So, yeah, we're all good. 237 00:10:33,209 --> 00:10:34,251 Hi, Keeley. 238 00:10:34,597 --> 00:10:36,613 You got to tell Roy he needs to start coaching me. 239 00:10:36,698 --> 00:10:39,867 Oh, wait. You want me to tell Roy Kent what to do? 240 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,628 - That's a great idea. - Yeah, he's gonna love that. 241 00:10:42,714 --> 00:10:45,132 Yeah, I'll totally drop it into one of our many conversations 242 00:10:45,216 --> 00:10:48,093 where Roy talks to me about his life and asks for my advice. 243 00:10:52,682 --> 00:10:54,356 Philistines! 244 00:10:54,441 --> 00:10:55,831 - Philistines. - I'm asking for help here. 245 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,727 Jamie, you and Roy got your own history. 246 00:10:57,812 --> 00:11:00,060 Y'all got to get together and woman up. Hmm? 247 00:11:00,145 --> 00:11:02,202 I think you mean man up, mate. 248 00:11:02,876 --> 00:11:05,754 No, y'all have been manning up for a while. Look where that's got you. 249 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:08,007 Keeley, you got any advice for this young, half-dressed fella 250 00:11:08,092 --> 00:11:09,510 on how to get through to Roy? 251 00:11:09,904 --> 00:11:11,377 I agree. 252 00:11:11,784 --> 00:11:14,217 That's a confusing way to answer that question. Am I wrong? 253 00:11:14,302 --> 00:11:16,291 No, I mean, I agree with Roy. 254 00:11:16,561 --> 00:11:18,438 Just agree with everything that he throws at you. 255 00:11:18,523 --> 00:11:20,916 Really takes the anger wind out of his brat sails. 256 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:23,721 - Shall we? - Yes, ma'am. 257 00:11:24,244 --> 00:11:26,971 - All right. Bon voyage. - Bye, Jamie! 258 00:11:34,864 --> 00:11:36,672 I don't really know how to talk to you. 259 00:11:37,403 --> 00:11:39,086 Then it's working. 260 00:11:42,651 --> 00:11:45,165 You're gonna wanna look up "Philistines." 261 00:11:51,131 --> 00:11:54,800 You see, there comes a point when you realize life is long, 262 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,052 and it's also very short. 263 00:11:57,549 --> 00:11:59,284 And sometimes it's neither. 264 00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:03,764 But it is always what it is, you know? 265 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:08,185 So, I looked him in the eye and I said, "Paul, I'm leaving you. 266 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,378 I'm gonna live my best life now, 267 00:12:12,595 --> 00:12:16,405 for as long as I can, until I die. 268 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,752 Or until I'm murdered." 269 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,688 And then I stood up, I flushed the toilet, 270 00:12:23,773 --> 00:12:25,269 I pulled up my trousers, 271 00:12:25,354 --> 00:12:27,026 and I walked straight out of there. 272 00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:30,154 - That's incredible. Inspiring. - Mmm. Yeah. 273 00:12:30,238 --> 00:12:31,614 You should do a TED Talk. 274 00:12:31,698 --> 00:12:33,032 Mm-mmm. No, I agree. 275 00:12:33,116 --> 00:12:35,618 Yeah, 'cause right now you're getting a whole heap of "Ted listen." 276 00:12:35,702 --> 00:12:37,411 - Yes! - Nah! Rubbish! 277 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,663 - Come on! Come on! - Ugh... 278 00:12:39,747 --> 00:12:43,125 And can I just say, as someone that's recently been divorced, 279 00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:46,346 the best piece of advice that I received was to leave people well. 280 00:12:46,431 --> 00:12:48,948 - Oh, yeah. I completely agree. Yeah. - Mmm. Yeah. 281 00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:51,911 It's slightly different in this case because I'm the one doing the leaving. 282 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,641 And as I understand it, your wife left you? 283 00:12:57,413 --> 00:12:59,122 No, that is correct. Big difference there, yeah. 284 00:12:59,207 --> 00:13:00,768 - That's terrible! - What is that? 285 00:13:00,912 --> 00:13:03,539 Could you tell them to stop shouting at the football? 286 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,619 What football? They're watching last night's Bake Off. 287 00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:08,747 - Look at that sponge! - That's rubbish! 288 00:13:08,832 --> 00:13:11,084 Temper your chocolate, you twat! 289 00:13:12,096 --> 00:13:13,420 Oh! 290 00:13:13,505 --> 00:13:15,757 I'm sorry, would you excuse me? This is my psychic. 291 00:13:15,842 --> 00:13:18,108 She said she'd call me exactly when I needed her. 292 00:13:20,139 --> 00:13:21,723 - That's incredible, isn't it? - Whew. 293 00:13:21,808 --> 00:13:22,924 - Yeah. - Wow. 294 00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:25,143 Hello, Tish. This is extraordinary. 295 00:13:25,334 --> 00:13:26,335 Tish. 296 00:13:26,419 --> 00:13:29,254 What a brave thing for a woman of her age to do. 297 00:13:29,338 --> 00:13:31,340 Is she gonna move in with you? 298 00:13:31,424 --> 00:13:33,175 Oh, you should buy that Pilates machine, 299 00:13:33,259 --> 00:13:35,427 and then I can teach her when I come over and use it. 300 00:13:35,511 --> 00:13:39,446 Please. Forget every word she just said. They do this every couple of years. 301 00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:42,267 My dad acts up, then she leaves him. 302 00:13:42,351 --> 00:13:44,144 Then they "move on." 303 00:13:44,228 --> 00:13:47,356 Then he buys her some expensive, environmentally conscious gift 304 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,081 and they'll be back together in a week. 305 00:13:50,151 --> 00:13:53,404 But, hey-ho, she'll be paying the bill, so do enjoy your free lunch. 306 00:13:53,488 --> 00:13:55,906 Well, I mean, maybe it's different this time, you know? 307 00:13:55,990 --> 00:13:57,297 People can change. 308 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,508 Some can. She can't. 309 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:29,731 Hey. I was just thinking about you. 310 00:14:29,816 --> 00:14:31,331 What were you thinking? 311 00:14:31,461 --> 00:14:34,520 That if you ever left me again I would throw myself off a cliff. 312 00:14:34,906 --> 00:14:37,408 And I'd lay down at the bottom so you could land on me. 313 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,724 Jane Pain. 314 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:44,600 So, I'm going to Cafe Solo to meet Finn for a coffee. 315 00:14:44,779 --> 00:14:46,903 Mm-hmm. That's cool. 316 00:14:47,005 --> 00:14:49,924 Um... ... who's Finn? 317 00:14:50,207 --> 00:14:53,458 Oh, my old uni friend. Um, the underwear model. 318 00:14:53,543 --> 00:14:54,720 Mm-hmm. 319 00:14:54,805 --> 00:14:56,682 He wants to go through some shoot he did. 320 00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:59,571 Um, I'll see you later. Bye! 321 00:15:18,954 --> 00:15:21,345 - Big man, Roy Kent. - No. 322 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,624 Come on, man. Why won't you coach me? 323 00:15:23,809 --> 00:15:25,084 Because you don't deserve it. 324 00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:26,502 You're right. I don't deserve it. 325 00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:28,671 And the way you play is dull and conformist. 326 00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:33,566 It's true. I do play in quite a dull and conformisty way. 327 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,949 And you're ugly. 328 00:15:45,355 --> 00:15:48,080 You're an ugly, ugly boy. 329 00:15:49,401 --> 00:15:52,001 With bad hair. 330 00:15:56,616 --> 00:15:57,923 Say it. 331 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,204 - I am... - Yeah? 332 00:16:02,289 --> 00:16:06,724 I am an ugly, ugly boy... 333 00:16:09,254 --> 00:16:13,189 with hair that maybe could be slightly... 334 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,375 With... With bad hair, fine! 335 00:16:18,555 --> 00:16:21,071 Cheers. I enjoyed that. 336 00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:23,684 You fucking arsehole! 337 00:16:23,768 --> 00:16:25,603 Yeah. I know you are, but so are you. 338 00:16:25,687 --> 00:16:26,979 I'm trying to build bridges here. 339 00:16:27,063 --> 00:16:30,983 You couldn't fucking build Jeff Bridges. 340 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:32,973 Hey, hey, hey! What's going on? What's wrong? 341 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:34,489 This man refuses to coach me. 342 00:16:34,574 --> 00:16:36,197 He refuses to stop being an arsehole. 343 00:16:36,281 --> 00:16:37,532 Roy, you're not gonna like this. 344 00:16:37,616 --> 00:16:40,118 But right now, Jamie here is being the mature one. 345 00:16:40,202 --> 00:16:43,162 It's true. I'm being super mature, you big, dumb, hairy, baby twat. 346 00:16:43,246 --> 00:16:44,330 He just wants to learn from you. 347 00:16:44,414 --> 00:16:47,667 If you know how to make me better, I want to hear it. 348 00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:49,141 See? 349 00:16:49,669 --> 00:16:51,587 Fine. I'll tell you what's wrong with you. 350 00:16:51,671 --> 00:16:52,922 All right, now. Here we go! 351 00:16:53,006 --> 00:16:54,715 - You fucked him up. - Whoa! 352 00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:56,592 Okay. Expound. 353 00:16:56,676 --> 00:16:58,094 You've made him a team player. 354 00:16:58,178 --> 00:17:00,304 You've got him to pass and shit, 355 00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:02,988 and in doing so, you've made him average. 356 00:17:03,725 --> 00:17:08,396 'Cause, Jamie, deep down, at your core, 357 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,870 you are a prick. 358 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,958 So just be a prick. 359 00:17:14,485 --> 00:17:16,112 We need you to score more goals, 360 00:17:16,196 --> 00:17:18,573 and we need you to get in the other teams' fucking heads 361 00:17:18,657 --> 00:17:21,575 and drive them up the fucking wall like only you can fucking do. 362 00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:23,161 So I can go back to being a prick? 363 00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:26,748 No. I'm saying sometimes. 364 00:17:26,832 --> 00:17:28,889 When it is appropriate... 365 00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:32,518 yes, be a prick. 366 00:17:34,422 --> 00:17:35,813 Okay. 367 00:17:36,424 --> 00:17:37,815 How will I know when? 368 00:17:38,426 --> 00:17:40,609 I'm actually curious about that myself too. 369 00:17:41,388 --> 00:17:42,778 We'll give you a signal. 370 00:17:45,684 --> 00:17:48,325 - What signal? - Any specifics we need to look out for? 371 00:17:48,562 --> 00:17:50,369 You'll know it when you see it. 372 00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:55,568 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. 373 00:17:55,652 --> 00:17:57,543 Okay, that's good. All right. 374 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,323 - You get that? - He said you'll know it when you see it. 375 00:18:00,407 --> 00:18:01,755 So, um... 376 00:18:02,158 --> 00:18:04,592 you know, just keep your eyes peeled and, uh... 377 00:18:14,504 --> 00:18:17,521 Stupid fuckin' shit. 378 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,241 Hello, sausage. 379 00:18:43,325 --> 00:18:45,674 What time are you leaving for the match today? 380 00:18:46,077 --> 00:18:49,872 - Three o'clock. Aren't you coming with me? - No. No, no, don't worry. 381 00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:52,667 I'm meeting up with Lavinia and Mary-Alice. 382 00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:55,795 We're going to hear Brené Brown reading from her new book, 383 00:18:55,879 --> 00:18:58,714 Enter the Arena, But Bring a Knife. 384 00:18:58,798 --> 00:19:00,174 Hmm. Okay. 385 00:19:05,732 --> 00:19:07,223 But I was thinking. 386 00:19:07,307 --> 00:19:11,477 When you come home, I'd love to make you your favorite: 387 00:19:11,561 --> 00:19:13,828 shepherd's pie with cheesy top. 388 00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:18,040 And then you and I can have a proper chat. How's that sound? 389 00:19:18,401 --> 00:19:19,610 Perfect. 390 00:19:19,694 --> 00:19:21,252 Perfect. 391 00:19:24,658 --> 00:19:26,284 AFC Richmond, 392 00:19:26,368 --> 00:19:29,495 a club who have never won a major trophy in their history, 393 00:19:29,579 --> 00:19:31,664 suddenly find themselves one win away 394 00:19:31,748 --> 00:19:35,501 from an unlikely FA Cup semifinal at Wembley Stadium. 395 00:19:35,585 --> 00:19:37,503 There's nothing like the FA Cup, Arlo. 396 00:19:37,587 --> 00:19:40,104 These are the games you tell your grandchildren about. 397 00:19:48,306 --> 00:19:50,725 Whoa! Where'd you get that? 398 00:19:50,809 --> 00:19:53,561 Some dodgy geezer outside the stadium. It's not bad, eh? 399 00:19:53,645 --> 00:19:58,274 Their opponents, Tottenham Hotspur, come to Nelson Road in dazzling form. 400 00:19:59,388 --> 00:20:03,586 I swear, if we actually win this match, I will burn this pub to the ground. 401 00:20:04,406 --> 00:20:07,464 I will... knock over a chair. 402 00:20:08,451 --> 00:20:12,205 I will channel my raging enthusiasm into ways to help my community. 403 00:20:12,289 --> 00:20:14,388 - That's so good. - Mm. 404 00:20:17,878 --> 00:20:20,519 - All right, here we go. - Let's go! 405 00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:33,518 We've reached the 30-minute mark, and it's still nil-nil, 406 00:20:33,602 --> 00:20:35,895 but it's been a corker of a game so far. 407 00:20:35,979 --> 00:20:39,440 Both sides are in all-out attack mode, Arlo. It's a proper cup tie. 408 00:20:46,072 --> 00:20:48,449 Yes, yes, yes. Come on. Yes, yes, yes. 409 00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:51,035 Another wayward pass. 410 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,678 And the baffling lack of aggression from Tartt continues. 411 00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:56,999 I reckon it's time for the signal? 412 00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,543 - Yep. - Yeah, okay. 413 00:20:58,627 --> 00:21:01,170 You didn't by any chance come up with a better one, did you? 414 00:21:01,254 --> 00:21:02,770 No. 415 00:21:03,507 --> 00:21:05,689 All right. Hey, Jamie! 416 00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:07,441 Jamie! 417 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,142 Oh. 418 00:21:14,226 --> 00:21:16,644 Come on! 419 00:21:16,728 --> 00:21:18,285 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 420 00:21:18,647 --> 00:21:19,647 Yeah. 421 00:21:19,731 --> 00:21:22,066 Well, you don't see that very often, Chris, 422 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:23,734 especially in perfect unison. 423 00:21:23,818 --> 00:21:26,237 We apologize for the fruity sign language. 424 00:21:26,321 --> 00:21:28,865 It seems like Lasso has really settled into our culture. 425 00:21:28,949 --> 00:21:31,173 He certainly has. 426 00:21:32,994 --> 00:21:35,246 Oy, Barnett, here's what's gonna happen, yeah. 427 00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:38,374 You're gonna foul me, and I'm gonna score all the way from back here. 428 00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:39,765 Piss off, Tartt. 429 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,139 - Hey, referee! - Oh! 430 00:21:59,688 --> 00:22:01,814 Okay. All right, here we go. 431 00:22:03,483 --> 00:22:05,541 - Back it up, boys! Come on. - Oy, oy. 432 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,279 - What'd I tell you, mate? - You fucking... 433 00:22:08,363 --> 00:22:10,296 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! 434 00:22:12,325 --> 00:22:14,425 - Thank you! - Send him off! 435 00:22:16,163 --> 00:22:17,455 Hmm. 436 00:22:17,539 --> 00:22:19,555 Glad he's on our team, you know. 437 00:22:21,626 --> 00:22:23,002 Hey, what do you think? Trick play? 438 00:22:23,086 --> 00:22:25,630 You know, maybe a Loki's Toboggan or Upside-Down Taxi? 439 00:22:25,714 --> 00:22:26,714 You don't need it. 440 00:22:26,798 --> 00:22:28,758 The little prick's gonna fucking score from there. 441 00:22:28,842 --> 00:22:30,483 No way. 442 00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:57,760 It's too far. 443 00:23:10,884 --> 00:23:12,718 Yeah! 444 00:23:12,802 --> 00:23:14,151 Are you kidding me? 445 00:23:15,597 --> 00:23:16,681 Yes! 446 00:23:18,767 --> 00:23:20,268 Hey! 447 00:23:21,728 --> 00:23:24,147 Are you kidding me? Nice call! 448 00:23:24,231 --> 00:23:26,023 Yeah! How about that, huh? 449 00:23:26,107 --> 00:23:28,624 Roy Kent effect right there. That's what that is. 450 00:23:31,363 --> 00:23:32,196 Whoo! 451 00:23:41,915 --> 00:23:44,625 The first half ends with a shocking score 452 00:23:44,709 --> 00:23:47,503 that will reverberate throughout English football. 453 00:23:47,587 --> 00:23:50,089 It's Richmond one, Tottenham nil. 454 00:23:50,173 --> 00:23:52,133 Chris, can Richmond hold on? 455 00:23:52,217 --> 00:23:53,968 If I were them, I'd just leave the stadium, 456 00:23:54,052 --> 00:23:57,570 go off the grid, and just pretend that we won the game until my dying breath. 457 00:24:03,186 --> 00:24:04,994 Your noise is back. 458 00:24:05,605 --> 00:24:06,689 What's up? 459 00:24:07,983 --> 00:24:11,652 I feel compelled to tell a friend something he won't want to hear. 460 00:24:11,736 --> 00:24:14,295 Is this about Beard and Jane? 461 00:24:16,283 --> 00:24:19,327 I see her sometimes, lurking around the car park. 462 00:24:19,411 --> 00:24:22,136 I mean, she's a bit intense, but she's adorable. 463 00:24:22,956 --> 00:24:26,125 Like a tipsy Reese Witherspoon playing Running Charades. 464 00:24:26,209 --> 00:24:28,586 - What's Running Charades? - What's Running Charades? 465 00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:30,129 I have to say something. 466 00:24:30,213 --> 00:24:32,423 Absolutely not. 467 00:24:32,507 --> 00:24:34,550 Higgins, never interfere. 468 00:24:34,634 --> 00:24:36,817 It doesn't help, and you'll only be punished for it. 469 00:24:37,679 --> 00:24:39,347 My parents should've split up years ago. 470 00:24:39,431 --> 00:24:42,740 When she first left him when I was at uni, I congratulated her. 471 00:24:42,976 --> 00:24:44,950 Told her she deserved a better life. 472 00:24:45,645 --> 00:24:47,271 Two weeks later, they were back together, 473 00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:50,358 and she didn't speak to me for nine months. 474 00:24:50,442 --> 00:24:51,609 It does no good. 475 00:24:51,693 --> 00:24:54,987 Well, I think if you care about someone, you have to keep trying. 476 00:24:55,071 --> 00:24:56,837 Maybe one day you'll get through. 477 00:24:58,033 --> 00:24:59,534 You guys talking about Beard and Jane? 478 00:24:59,618 --> 00:25:01,744 She's quite the jealous type, right? 479 00:25:01,828 --> 00:25:05,888 She once followed me all the way home just to ask if Beard was shagging Ted. 480 00:25:07,417 --> 00:25:09,419 Ten minutes to go, 481 00:25:09,503 --> 00:25:11,671 and since the amazing goal from Tartt, 482 00:25:11,755 --> 00:25:14,814 Spurs have completely marked him out of the game. 483 00:25:15,425 --> 00:25:17,927 Richmond could pull off an incredible upset, 484 00:25:18,011 --> 00:25:20,346 but they need to hold their nerve. 485 00:25:43,036 --> 00:25:45,010 You're better than that, Jamie! 486 00:25:46,039 --> 00:25:48,389 Jamie Tartt? 487 00:25:49,459 --> 00:25:51,961 Coach? You okay? 488 00:25:52,045 --> 00:25:53,727 Uh, yeah, no, I'm... 489 00:25:54,005 --> 00:25:55,896 I gotta go. My... My stomach. 490 00:25:59,594 --> 00:26:01,026 What's happening? 491 00:26:01,304 --> 00:26:02,945 He... He said his stomach. 492 00:26:03,849 --> 00:26:05,266 He can't abandon the game. 493 00:26:05,350 --> 00:26:06,768 Well, we've seen this before. 494 00:26:06,852 --> 00:26:09,228 Lasso appears to be, uh, leaving? 495 00:26:09,312 --> 00:26:12,648 I know that run. That's the run of a man who just ate a bad fish pie. 496 00:26:12,732 --> 00:26:14,832 Chris, is there a good fish pie? 497 00:26:20,866 --> 00:26:22,116 - Wanker! Wanker! - Oy. 498 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,785 Wait, where the fuck's that twat going? 499 00:26:23,869 --> 00:26:25,411 Be kind. He looks poorly. 500 00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:30,541 And Spurs net the equalizer... 501 00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:31,667 Fuck! 502 00:26:31,751 --> 00:26:33,586 with a towering header from Barnett. 503 00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:34,837 - Shit! - I'll be right back. 504 00:26:34,921 --> 00:26:36,228 Okay. 505 00:26:38,049 --> 00:26:41,844 The Greyhounds were in disarray, and Spurs took full advantage. 506 00:26:41,928 --> 00:26:43,721 Ah, for fuck's sake, Lasso! 507 00:26:43,805 --> 00:26:45,473 Every time I start to trust ya! 508 00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:49,685 - Roy, what do you think we should do? - We need a fucking goal. 509 00:26:49,769 --> 00:26:51,437 What do we do? Put on a striker? 510 00:26:51,521 --> 00:26:52,980 Bring on Cockburn, take off Dixon. 511 00:26:53,064 --> 00:26:54,565 Park the bus. 512 00:26:54,649 --> 00:26:56,651 Or put Sam and go three up front? 513 00:26:56,735 --> 00:26:59,043 I don't... We gotta be aggressive here, right? 514 00:26:59,237 --> 00:27:00,669 I think we need... 515 00:27:01,281 --> 00:27:04,507 Reynolds, Winchester, Babatunde, you're going in. 516 00:27:06,161 --> 00:27:08,844 Hey! Colin, Dani, Richard, 517 00:27:09,498 --> 00:27:10,373 you're coming off. 518 00:27:10,457 --> 00:27:11,999 - Me? - Yes, you, Colin. 519 00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:13,516 What's going on? 520 00:27:14,085 --> 00:27:15,795 - Park the bus! - What? 521 00:27:15,879 --> 00:27:17,130 Park the bus! 522 00:27:17,214 --> 00:27:18,631 No one up front. Do it. 523 00:27:18,715 --> 00:27:21,524 - But we need a goal! - Park the goddamn bus! Go! 524 00:27:22,093 --> 00:27:24,527 Park the bus! Park the bus! 525 00:27:25,055 --> 00:27:28,057 And it's a rare triple substitution for Richmond. 526 00:27:28,141 --> 00:27:29,851 - Park the bus! - Park the bus! 527 00:27:29,935 --> 00:27:31,951 - What's going on? - I got this. 528 00:27:32,229 --> 00:27:34,522 Looks like the coaching staff are panicking, Arlo. 529 00:27:34,606 --> 00:27:37,414 This is what a fish pie can do to a team. 530 00:27:39,236 --> 00:27:40,236 Ted? 531 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,947 Stoppage time now, and Richmond are completely dropping back. 532 00:27:43,031 --> 00:27:45,074 - They're playing very defensively. - Ted? 533 00:27:45,158 --> 00:27:47,493 Richmond going for a draw is a big mistake, Arlo. 534 00:27:47,577 --> 00:27:50,329 You're the underdog. You're at home. You go for the win. 535 00:27:50,413 --> 00:27:53,040 - Wait, disaster for Spurs! - Ted? 536 00:27:53,124 --> 00:27:57,268 A slip by Barnett and Richmond are on the counterattack! 537 00:27:58,004 --> 00:28:01,257 Obisanya loops a perfect diagonal ball to Tartt. 538 00:28:01,341 --> 00:28:02,967 He shoots! 539 00:28:03,051 --> 00:28:05,219 Tartt buries it in the back of the net! 540 00:28:05,303 --> 00:28:08,696 Richmond, impossibly, are on top! 541 00:28:14,062 --> 00:28:15,578 Oh, Ted. 542 00:28:23,572 --> 00:28:25,462 Yes! 543 00:28:29,077 --> 00:28:30,828 - Hey, boss. Congrats. - Yeah. 544 00:28:30,912 --> 00:28:32,872 - Where's Ted? - I don't know. 545 00:28:32,956 --> 00:28:34,999 Uh, a stomach thing. I'll check in on my way home. 546 00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:36,557 Great. Thank you. 547 00:28:37,127 --> 00:28:39,128 - Congratulations. - Congratulations. 548 00:28:39,212 --> 00:28:42,256 It's good to see the Roy Kent effect is alive and well. 549 00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:44,175 Nothing to do with me. That is all Nate. 550 00:28:44,259 --> 00:28:46,260 We're Richmond till we die! 551 00:28:46,344 --> 00:28:50,696 We know we are! We're sure we are! We're Richmond till we die! 552 00:28:51,224 --> 00:28:53,518 Uh, congratulations on a thrilling win. 553 00:28:53,602 --> 00:28:55,394 Um, yeah, thank you. Thank you very much. 554 00:28:55,478 --> 00:28:57,355 - Uh, what happened to Ted? - Uh, I don't know. 555 00:28:57,439 --> 00:28:58,523 Food poisoning or something? 556 00:28:58,607 --> 00:29:01,025 It seemed like a negative strategy to pull everyone into defense 557 00:29:01,109 --> 00:29:02,110 when you needed a goal. 558 00:29:02,194 --> 00:29:03,736 Yes, but I knew they needed a goal too. 559 00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:05,488 As long as I made sure they couldn't get through, 560 00:29:05,572 --> 00:29:07,406 at some point, human nature, someone would screw up 561 00:29:07,490 --> 00:29:08,616 and we could exploit that. 562 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:09,909 Brilliant! 563 00:29:09,993 --> 00:29:11,160 - You said he was a lemon. - Shh! 564 00:29:11,244 --> 00:29:13,955 - Impressive by an assistant coach. - Just did what had to be done. 565 00:29:14,039 --> 00:29:15,957 It's not like I'm some kind of "wonder kid." 566 00:29:16,041 --> 00:29:18,042 - Some kind of what? - "Wonder kid." 567 00:29:18,126 --> 00:29:20,128 I think you mean wunderkind. Yeah? 568 00:29:20,212 --> 00:29:21,671 Uh, yeah. 569 00:29:21,755 --> 00:29:24,132 Um, can we fix that with editing, or is it... 570 00:29:24,216 --> 00:29:25,425 No, we're live. 571 00:29:25,509 --> 00:29:28,845 Um, well, great job by Nathan Shelley, the wonder kid. 572 00:29:28,929 --> 00:29:31,097 - And we wish Ted a speedy recovery. - Yeah. 573 00:29:31,181 --> 00:29:33,989 - Thank you. Yeah. - No, thank you. Thank you. Just go. 574 00:29:36,102 --> 00:29:39,787 As someone who cares about you, I'm concerned that you and Jane are... 575 00:29:43,026 --> 00:29:45,084 Look, let me ask you one question. 576 00:29:45,695 --> 00:29:48,295 You're a great man. Does Jane make you greater? 577 00:29:51,785 --> 00:29:54,051 Okay, look, I-I-I apologize. 578 00:29:59,918 --> 00:30:02,810 Okay, okay. That... 579 00:30:03,046 --> 00:30:05,104 I hear you. I get it. 580 00:30:06,591 --> 00:30:08,899 - We will never speak of this again. - No, no. 581 00:30:12,514 --> 00:30:14,488 - See you Monday. - See you Monday. Yep. 582 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,193 Oh! 583 00:30:25,277 --> 00:30:27,528 Oh, I missed that scared face. 584 00:30:27,612 --> 00:30:28,905 I missed you too. 585 00:30:28,989 --> 00:30:30,531 How was Finn? 586 00:30:30,615 --> 00:30:32,867 Oh, he's like a Rembrandt. 587 00:30:32,951 --> 00:30:36,385 Beautiful to look at but so dim. 588 00:30:36,663 --> 00:30:37,845 Oh. 589 00:30:38,290 --> 00:30:39,638 Ooh, try this. 590 00:30:42,377 --> 00:30:44,295 - Yeah, much better. Yeah. - Yeah? 591 00:30:44,379 --> 00:30:46,464 It's not too Oliver Twist? 592 00:30:46,548 --> 00:30:49,467 Well, it is, but that's kind of my kink, so... 593 00:30:49,551 --> 00:30:50,843 "May I have some more?" 594 00:31:00,979 --> 00:31:03,940 Oy, Nate, great fucking work today. 595 00:31:04,024 --> 00:31:05,498 Thanks, Roy. 596 00:31:18,622 --> 00:31:19,956 Dr. Sharon! 597 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,833 We're going for a drink. Will you join us? 598 00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:25,601 Wait, are we even allowed to talk to you at night? If not, I'm so sorry. 599 00:31:25,921 --> 00:31:28,631 For a quarterfinal win, you get me for one drink. 600 00:31:28,715 --> 00:31:31,342 I'll see you after. 601 00:31:41,186 --> 00:31:42,687 Wait for the beep. 602 00:31:42,771 --> 00:31:45,398 You gotta leave your name, you gotta leave your number. 603 00:31:45,482 --> 00:31:47,706 Hey, Ted, it's me. 604 00:31:49,152 --> 00:31:52,044 I was a bit worried about you today. Hope you're okay. 605 00:31:52,697 --> 00:31:56,799 If you need me, just please do give me a call. 606 00:31:58,078 --> 00:31:59,203 It's just, I'm on my way home 607 00:31:59,287 --> 00:32:00,955 for a very difficult conversation with my mother, 608 00:32:01,039 --> 00:32:02,915 and I could really do with one of your pep talks. 609 00:32:04,668 --> 00:32:05,975 Anyway... 610 00:32:06,837 --> 00:32:08,227 take care. 611 00:32:16,471 --> 00:32:17,778 Mum! 612 00:32:21,726 --> 00:32:23,325 Mum! 613 00:32:26,147 --> 00:32:27,496 Mum? 614 00:32:35,031 --> 00:32:39,675 "Darling, sorry to miss you. Your father apologized and bought me a new Tesla." 615 00:32:42,038 --> 00:32:44,040 "I'll take you for a spin in it next time I visit. 616 00:32:44,124 --> 00:32:47,683 PS, shepherd's pie is in the fridge. Needs two minutes in the microwave." 617 00:33:06,521 --> 00:33:07,953 Hey, Luca. 618 00:33:08,398 --> 00:33:10,915 Yes, it's an actual phone call. 619 00:33:11,151 --> 00:33:12,917 No, I haven't been arrested. 620 00:33:13,195 --> 00:33:16,128 I just thought you'd like to know that my parents are away. 621 00:33:16,364 --> 00:33:17,880 So we could... 622 00:33:18,241 --> 00:33:19,826 Exactly. 623 00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:21,300 See you soon. 624 00:33:46,934 --> 00:33:49,932 - Oy, put your phone away, mate. - Oh, yes, yes, yes. Okay, okay. Sorry. 625 00:33:50,017 --> 00:33:51,017 Carry on going. You're great. 626 00:34:05,895 --> 00:34:07,244 Oh! 627 00:34:07,533 --> 00:34:08,965 Ted, you scared me. 628 00:34:13,296 --> 00:34:14,603 Are you okay? 629 00:34:18,884 --> 00:34:20,579 I wanna make an eppointment.