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- Hey, babe.
- Hi, babe.

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Morning.

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Morning.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Oi! You're not going to your office?

8
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Uh, no. I was just gonna go to the
café and get a cup of tea first.

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Oh, cool.

10
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Can I come?

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Yeah, course.

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Sweet.

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That's right.

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Make another useless policy you're
gonna backtrack on in a week.

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Idiots.

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Talking to the newspapers
again, sweetheart?

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- Mm.
- Let me know if they ever talk back.

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Hello, hello. Hey, Mom.

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- Hi, darling.
- Got you these. There you go.

20
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Thank you. What's the occasion?

21
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Oh, nothing. You know,
just an ordinary day.

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Hey.

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Oh, wow. Look at that.

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Oh. That's a good one, that.

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Hey, Dad.

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Nathan.

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Would you look at that.

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They'll let anyone in the newspapers
nowadays, won't they?

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They say humility is not
thinking less of yourself

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but thinking about yourself less.

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My little boy wonder.

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Uh, yeah, sorry, Mom,
but it's Wonder Kid.

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Um, wunderkind, actually,
is what I think I said.

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But I just, um, uh, didn't, um...

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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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- Hey, Doc.
- Hi, Ted. Come in.

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Yeah, okay. I wanted to thank you again

38
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for helping me out with that
little hiccup the other night.

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I'm actually feeling better,
so I don't know

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if this is necessary, really.

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Make yourself comfortable.

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Okay.

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Let me sit. I can sit here.

44
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It's, uh... Oh! It's noisy.

45
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Yes. Oh... you know what? Hey,
I'll, you know, go on the couch.

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Here we go. How about that?

47
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Uh, hey, who am I?

48
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Don Draper, right?

49
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Yeah. Isn't that a little formal?

50
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Um, oh, I don't wanna
put my shoes on there.

51
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You know what? I'll lay down,
right? Here we go.

52
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I'll just pop my feet up here.
Like this, you know?

53
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Like a couple kids
on their top bunk on camp...

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I don't know what to do
with my arm. It feels...

55
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Here. Oh, here we go.
This is what we'll do.

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We'll go just classic, how you see,
like, in New Yorker cartoons.

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Right? Oh, know what?

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I'll put this under here
to help even out my spine.

59
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Then... Oh, yeah, that feels nice. Okay.

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Now, what do I do here?
Do I just... No, that's like...

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Like I'm going down a water slide
or something like that. Like a luge.

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Uh... Here. That's a little too
"casket-y", isn't it? Okay.

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How about... Here, let's do this.

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All right, how's this? This good?

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Probably sitting is best.

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Oh, sure. That's good. Okay.

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All right.

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Yeah, there we go. Ooh. There you are.

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Quite intimate here, you know?
Close. Close quarters.

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It's like we're on a episode
of The Sopranos,

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without all the gratuitous violence,
which is a good thing.

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But a lot less spaghetti and clams too,
which is a bad thing.

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So...

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Hey, who's this guy? What's his story?

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You good, buddy? Yeah? Okay, good.

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Very agreeable fella, you know?
Just doin' his thing.

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- You got tissues over there, huh? Hmm.
- Yes, tissues.

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Yeah. What are those for?

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Sometimes it gets a bit
emotional in here.

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Mm-hmm.

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- Not always, but sometimes.
- Yep, yep, yep.

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Sometimes people just sneeze.

83
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Yeah. Yeah, they do.
Well, we both agree with you.

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Mm.

85
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Yeah. Yeah, my hay fever's
been pretty good over here.

86
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Must be a low pollen
count in the UK, so...

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Okay. All right. Well, when do we start?

88
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- We've already started.
- Hmm.

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- We started when you entered in here.
- What? Oh, shoot!

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Well, I'm sorry. I feel like I've
wasted a bunch of time already,

91
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with all of the couch shenanigans
and noticing your accoutrements.

92
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- It's, uh...
- Ted.

93
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Yeah?

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Don't worry.

95
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Uh, yeah. No, of course.
I'm not worried at all.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Uh...

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What... I mean, what do
you wanna talk about?

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Why don't you tell me
what happened the other night?

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Yeah. I don't wanna do this.

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Tres, dos, uno, vamos.

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Tres, dos, uno, vamos.
Tres, dos, uno, vamos.

103
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Tres, dos, uno, vamos. Vamos.

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All right, come on! Come here,
come here, come here, come here.

105
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All right, fellas.

106
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Look, there are two things

107
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you can't ever let the other
team know, all right?

108
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The first one's your home
address. Mark my words.

109
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You'll start having food deliveries
and SWAT teams showing up 24-7,

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which is nuts, 'cause in my day,

111
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all we had to worry about
was crank phone calls.

112
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Then, with the advent of caller ID,

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that joy got 86'd from the prank menu,

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which is a darn shame, 'cause the
Jerky Boys were a national treasure.

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Y'all should give them
a google sometime.

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But I digress.

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The second thing that you don't want

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your opponent to know
is that you're tired.

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Okay, look, I know y'all
are exhausted. I get it.

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But I don't want you to show it.

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I don't wanna see y'all walking around

122
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with your tired faces, all...

123
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Okay? Just huffing and
puffing around the pitch.

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Uh-uh. No, thank you.

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The only face I wanna see
from y'all is, what, Coach?

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- Game face, baby!
- Darn tootin', Vladimir Putin. Right.

127
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- Y'all feel me?
- Yes, Coach!

128
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Good. Okay, good. Now, hop up there.

129
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Okay. Offense, y'all gonna stick around
here with Coach Nate and Beard.

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Defense, you're coming with
me and Roy. On the hop.

131
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Move it!

132
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Okay. Right.

133
00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,651
Coach Nate, I hope you're not
too great to train us now.

134
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Thank you, Dani.

135
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Those drills better be lit. You've
got a reputation to keep up.

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Yes, very funny. Thank you, Jamie.

137
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Lucky us. We get to be trained
by the Wonder Kid himself.

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Ah, big man.

139
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Oh, very funny, Colin.
You a stand-up comic now?

140
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Kind of ironic, 'cause I sat you down
at the match the other day.

141
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Right. I need all our best goal scorers
on the pitch right now. Go.

142
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Colin, Colin. You can
sit this one out, okay?

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I am a strong and capable man.

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I am a strong and capable man.

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That's my mantra.

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Cool.

147
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Bro, it's been two days. Still nothing?

148
00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,375
- No.
- Ouch, man.

149
00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:09,002
Sometimes three dots appear,
but then they go away again.

150
00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,129
- Mm.
- It's over, man. I've messed up.

151
00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,549
Don't be negative, amigo.

152
00:09:12,554 --> 00:09:14,472
There might be a good
reason she hasn't replied.

153
00:09:14,477 --> 00:09:16,677
- Yeah, maybe she got hit by a bus.
- Hmm.

154
00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:18,145
- Or a train?
- Mm.

155
00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:20,973
It's more likely she lost interest
in the relationship.

156
00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,350
Maybe she went back and saw
how lame these texts are.

157
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"My favorite film's Ratatouille".

158
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Hey, listen. Okay.

159
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It doesn't matter. I don't care
if she doesn't... Oh! Oh!

160
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Three dots. Three dots.

161
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That's a kick in the plums.

162
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Next time, man.

163
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Oh, my God. Just answer him.
It's been two days.

164
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I don't know what to say.

165
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How about the truth?

166
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"I'd love to meet up,

167
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but I'm worried that you can't live up

168
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to the fantasy I've created in my head.

169
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So I'm going to let my insecurities

170
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:02,264
keep me from possibly finding
my one true love".

171
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:07,269
His favorite film is Ratatouille.
That's worrying, right?

172
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,137
Meet him.

173
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,498
Who fucking cares
what his favorite movie is?

174
00:10:11,503 --> 00:10:13,909
Also, Ratatouille is a
goddamn masterpiece.

175
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,614
Ironically, it's about snobbery

176
00:10:15,619 --> 00:10:17,613
and how good art can come from anywhere.

177
00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,781
Stop your dithering and
go fuck your cartoon rat.

178
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:23,307
All right. Well, what if we meet up
and it all goes wrong? Hmm?

179
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,123
I mean, everything always goes wrong.

180
00:10:26,128 --> 00:10:28,123
All relationships are a nightmare.

181
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:32,211
My relationship is the oxygen
that gives me life.

182
00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:34,046
Apart from Leslie's marriage, which is

183
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a bloody greeting card of some kind.

184
00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:37,007
Hmm.

185
00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:40,928
And you and Roy are just
aggravatingly perfect in every way.

186
00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:42,735
Oh, thank you.

187
00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,767
I don't know.

188
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,895
It was definitely easier
when we didn't work together.

189
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:49,900
Hmm.

190
00:10:49,905 --> 00:10:52,553
I just feel like we're around
each other all the time.

191
00:10:52,558 --> 00:10:55,901
Wherever I go, he's my shadow.
My adorably hairy shadow, but...

192
00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:01,782
What's going on?

193
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,815
- Why are you jazz scatting?
- Ba...

194
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,829
Were you talking about me?

195
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,752
- Yeah, we were talking about you.
- No.

196
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,304
- Oh, big whoop. You ready to go?
- Yeah.

197
00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:22,307
Answer him.

198
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,310
- Bye.
- Bye.

199
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,769
Two, three, four.

200
00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,791
- Hello.
- Hello.

201
00:11:43,796 --> 00:11:46,410
- You nearly done?
- God, no.

202
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,829
To-do list's as long as my arm.

203
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,295
What? This arm?

204
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,758
Maybe.

205
00:11:57,743 --> 00:11:59,419
Oi, that's not helping me.

206
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,384
All right. I'll give you your arm back.

207
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,594
Thank you.

208
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:05,601
I'll take your neck.

209
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,564
Seriously, I have got
a lot of work to do.

210
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,942
So if you're gonna be here, you need
to go sit quietly on the couch

211
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,359
and read your book, yeah?

212
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,952
Thank you.

213
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,178
That's not helping me either.

214
00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,213
What? I'm doing exactly what you said.

215
00:12:48,218 --> 00:12:50,098
I'm sitting quietly and reading my book.

216
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:54,316
You doing exactly what I tell you
to do is so fucking hot.

217
00:13:13,594 --> 00:13:15,846
- Hello, Ted.
- What's up, Doc?

218
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,293
I'm surprised you came back.

219
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,925
Yeah, well, I don't quit things.

220
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,541
- How are you, Ted?
- I'm swell, as well as fine and dandy.

221
00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:34,460
- How about you, Doc?
- I'm well.

222
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,466
Glad to hear it.

223
00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,606
So, is this your first
time doing therapy?

224
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:43,240
No, ma'am. My wife and I did
couple's therapy for a little while.

225
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,529
How was that?

226
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,627
Well, let's see.

227
00:13:47,311 --> 00:13:49,617
I'm here in London,
and my wife is back in Kansas,

228
00:13:49,622 --> 00:13:51,303
which is a good thing
'cause if she heard me

229
00:13:51,307 --> 00:13:53,067
referring to her as my wife still,

230
00:13:53,072 --> 00:13:54,569
she'd be hopping mad.

231
00:13:54,574 --> 00:13:56,946
How long these little chats you do take?

232
00:13:56,951 --> 00:13:59,365
Sessions typically last 50 minutes.

233
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,831
Hmm, okay. But you charge
by the hour, right?

234
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,869
That's correct.

235
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:06,680
Hmm.

236
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:11,330
I take it you're not a fan
of this kind of work?

237
00:14:11,335 --> 00:14:12,706
No, ma'am.

238
00:14:12,711 --> 00:14:14,004
Why's that, do you think?

239
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:15,934
You want the truth?

240
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,525
I'm only interested in the truth, Ted.

241
00:14:19,009 --> 00:14:20,010
Hmm.

242
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,154
'Cause I think it's bullshit.

243
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:27,070
You don't know me.
We don't have history.

244
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,114
And yet you just expect me
to spill my guts

245
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,455
about all the gory details of my life.

246
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,775
The fights, the mistakes,
my deep dark secrets.

247
00:14:35,401 --> 00:14:37,898
But you ain't listening
'cause you care about me.

248
00:14:37,903 --> 00:14:40,083
No. No, you're only listening to me

249
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,073
'cause you're paid to listen to me.

250
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:46,133
You're getting paid to just
jot down your little notes

251
00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:47,467
and diagnose my tears.

252
00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:49,933
And then what? Probably just
blame it on my folks, right?

253
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,680
I mean, you say you're only
interested in the truth.

254
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,815
And yet here you are,

255
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:57,020
charging an hourly rate
for only 50 minutes of work.

256
00:14:57,025 --> 00:14:58,376
Like I said, it's bullshit.

257
00:15:14,156 --> 00:15:15,891
- Oh, hey.
- Nathan.

258
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,458
- Oh!
- Oh, my God.

259
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,876
- Sorry. Ah.
- Sorry, Sam.

260
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,253
Ms. Welton. Hi.

261
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:26,305
- Call me Rebecca.
- Rebecca. Rebecca, sorry.

262
00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:28,465
These machines, huh?

263
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:31,265
We've never been so connected,
yet never further apart.

264
00:15:34,543 --> 00:15:36,170
Is that what you were gonna say?

265
00:15:36,962 --> 00:15:40,107
- Yes. Yes, it was.
- Ah.

266
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:44,381
- All right. Um... Have a good day.
- Right. Uh, I'll see you later.

267
00:15:44,386 --> 00:15:46,346
- You too. Bye.
- See you, Sam.

268
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:49,491
Um... Yes.

269
00:15:55,439 --> 00:15:58,442
Hello. Your new pens have arrived.

270
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:08,038
I'll just leave 'em here.

271
00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:09,044
Yeah, all right.

272
00:16:09,953 --> 00:16:10,958
'Kay.

273
00:16:10,963 --> 00:16:12,635
Sorry. Didn't see you there, Colin.

274
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,516
It's the camouflage.

275
00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:18,348
Nate, wonder if I could
have a quick word?

276
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,646
Yeah, go for it.

277
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,409
I just wondered... Well, I was wondering

278
00:16:24,414 --> 00:16:26,114
if I'd done anything to annoy you.

279
00:16:33,504 --> 00:16:35,034
It's just because I felt like you got

280
00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:37,409
angry at me for taking
the piss yesterday,

281
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,329
but Dani and Jamie did the same thing,

282
00:16:39,334 --> 00:16:40,787
and you didn't get mad at them.

283
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:44,208
Oh, yeah, I can... Yeah.
No, I can explain that.

284
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:50,631
Um, you see, Jamie and Dani
are like Picasso and Gauguin.

285
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:51,662
Pedophiles?

286
00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:54,993
Artists. They're artists.

287
00:16:54,998 --> 00:16:58,048
And, uh, Colin, you paint too, but, um,

288
00:16:58,053 --> 00:17:00,053
your work doesn't end up in museums.

289
00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:02,005
It hangs at...

290
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:06,354
Well, you're like a painting
at a Holiday Inn, you know?

291
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:10,071
You don't inspire.
You don't move people.

292
00:17:11,223 --> 00:17:14,267
You're there. You cover a bloodstain.

293
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:19,289
You do the job, so... just do the job.

294
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,416
All right?

295
00:17:57,519 --> 00:17:59,563
Oh, it's you.

296
00:18:00,297 --> 00:18:01,377
Hi.

297
00:18:01,382 --> 00:18:03,061
Hey, I thought you quit smoking.

298
00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:06,165
What? Oh, I have. This is just
covering up the smell of the boots.

299
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,130
Oh, that's smart.

300
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,007
Then why you in here?

301
00:18:10,391 --> 00:18:11,800
I just needed some space.

302
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,032
Mmm.

303
00:18:15,037 --> 00:18:16,663
I knew you'd be in here.

304
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,095
This is the room where Keeley

305
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,735
and I decided that
smoking doesn't count.

306
00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:23,921
Mmm.

307
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,727
Busted.

308
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:29,354
- I did also need some space.
- Space from what?

309
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,904
Roy. He's sitting in my office
reading Da Vinci Code.

310
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,194
He keeps muttering on about
the Knights Templar.

311
00:18:39,937 --> 00:18:44,458
Sorry, I just came to the boot
room to get some... boots.

312
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,789
Knock yourself out.

313
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,091
Thank you.

314
00:18:49,096 --> 00:18:52,586
Look, I think Roy is the cat's
pajamas. I do. You know that.

315
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:55,339
It's just sometimes I need
a moment to myself, you know?

316
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:58,509
Keeley, stop auditioning
your complaints.

317
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,098
Right. Thank you.

318
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,848
Just tell the person who can
actually do something about it.

319
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:07,768
Well, I don't know, boss. Sometimes
it's good to bottle things up.

320
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:09,441
That's how we get, you know, pickles.

321
00:19:09,825 --> 00:19:12,225
- And vodka.
- Extra virgin olive oil.

322
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,065
- And messages.
- What?

323
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,527
- In bottles.
- Oh, right.

324
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,663
Oi, Will, do you think you could
take me name off me shirt

325
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,519
and then put it back on but bigger?

326
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,284
The fuck?

327
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,703
- They're talking about Roy.
- What?

328
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,605
- Ah, sorry.
- Grumpy old twat.

329
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:30,149
I agree with the grumpy part,

330
00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:31,835
but the other two words
I take umbrage with.

331
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,169
Roy is none of those things.
He's perfect.

332
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:37,105
And I should know because I spend
every minute of every second

333
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,174
of every hour of every day
with him, all right?

334
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,640
Right, just tell him that you...

335
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,001
Hi, babe.

336
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:45,973
You talking about me?

337
00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:47,663
- Yes.
- Definitely.

338
00:19:49,281 --> 00:19:50,908
- Ready to go?
- Yeah.

339
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,027
- Bye.
- Bye.

340
00:19:56,013 --> 00:19:57,401
Adios, muchachos.

341
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,111
- How you doing?
- Hey.

342
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,994
The Knights Templar business
is fucking with my head.

343
00:20:04,438 --> 00:20:05,439
Hmm.

344
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:08,328
Because your shit is lying around.

345
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,330
You got more shit lying
around than I got.

346
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,405
What? Look at this place!

347
00:20:12,409 --> 00:20:14,777
It's loaded with
your shit. Just... Ju...

348
00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:17,171
Just look at this bathroom!
Look at all your shit...

349
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:18,177
What's up?

350
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,783
- What's up?
- What's going on?

351
00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:22,372
I'm just watching Sex and the City.

352
00:20:23,107 --> 00:20:25,554
- Ah.
- What are you, a crazy bag man?

353
00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:26,768
They're different smells.

354
00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:29,416
Well, enjoy. I'm gonna read.

355
00:20:29,421 --> 00:20:30,506
Cool.

356
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,439
Wait a minute. You use Rogaine?
I didn't know you needed...

357
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,149
It's preventative.

358
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,861
- Is your hair falling out?
- I don't wanna talk about it!

359
00:20:39,866 --> 00:20:41,692
It seems it's not only women

360
00:20:41,696 --> 00:20:43,366
who have secret single behavior.

361
00:20:43,371 --> 00:20:46,271
This is my stuff! Don't be
going through my stuff.

362
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:48,316
You were more than
happy to go through my stuff.

363
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,197
No way.

364
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:58,191
I don't 'always do' anything.
And I have let you in.

365
00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:01,423
You can't put it down 'cause
the chapters are so short.

366
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,975
Oh, shut up.

367
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:05,686
- Shut up?
- Yes. Shut up.

368
00:21:05,691 --> 00:21:07,438
You're telling me to shut up?

369
00:21:07,443 --> 00:21:08,622
Oh, my God.

370
00:21:08,627 --> 00:21:10,316
Please, just shut up!

371
00:21:10,321 --> 00:21:13,085
This geezer wears like a spiked
belt around his thigh...

372
00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:14,258
Fucking hell, Roy!

373
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,564
What? Do you want me to read it to you?

374
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:20,734
No. I... No, I just wanna
watch my TV show,

375
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,362
and you're rucking ruining it for me!

376
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:24,780
Whoa.

377
00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:28,367
I just need some time without
you reading or turning me on

378
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:31,350
or just fucking being
there all the time!

379
00:21:32,401 --> 00:21:33,981
You don't want me to turn you on?

380
00:21:33,986 --> 00:21:38,006
No! I... Yes, I do, sometimes.
Just not all the time.

381
00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:40,951
Sometimes I need to be by myself.

382
00:21:45,831 --> 00:21:48,537
Wait, is this what you've been
talking to everyone about?

383
00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:50,914
Yeah. But you don't care.

384
00:21:50,919 --> 00:21:53,000
I didn't when I thought
it was the usual stuff

385
00:21:53,005 --> 00:21:55,315
like gossip or how much hair
I leave in the drain.

386
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,363
It is a lot of fucking hair.

387
00:21:57,368 --> 00:21:59,774
You've been making out to everyone
like I'm following you around

388
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:02,923
like a needy, clingy
fucking fridge magnet.

389
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,977
I... I'm an idiot.

390
00:22:07,811 --> 00:22:09,413
Oh, fuck this!

391
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:25,345
Ah, shit.

392
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:31,388
And surprise hero of the
week, assistant coach Nate Shelley

393
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:34,183
with a heroically ballsy
late-in-the-game strategy

394
00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:35,684
that put Richmond into the semis.

395
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:36,919
We can all agree,

396
00:22:36,924 --> 00:22:39,938
the Wonder Kid should be
managing his own team.

397
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:43,567
Savage instincts, and if I may
say, an excellent serve...

398
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:45,944
Oh... God. Oh. Wow.

399
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:47,196
Whew.

400
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:48,493
It's you. Sorry.

401
00:22:49,186 --> 00:22:50,704
You were rude to Colin.

402
00:22:52,047 --> 00:22:54,725
Not just rude. It was
personal and weird.

403
00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:57,111
Um...

404
00:22:57,861 --> 00:23:00,584
No, you're absolutely right, um...

405
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:01,668
Did you tell Ted?

406
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,254
No. This is just between me and you.

407
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:05,506
Okay.

408
00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:06,595
Do better.

409
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:08,722
The door is behind you.

410
00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:12,559
Yeah.

411
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,562
Wait, this is my...

412
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:38,669
Hi.

413
00:23:45,934 --> 00:23:49,007
I had porridge for breakfast.
Thanks for asking.

414
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:51,723
"Oh, how was it?" That's a
great follow-up question, babe.

415
00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:55,013
It was too hot and, honestly,
it was too thick,

416
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:58,392
so burnt my tongue on it
and I almost choked to death.

417
00:23:58,397 --> 00:24:00,023
Not a good morning so far.

418
00:24:02,468 --> 00:24:03,761
Hello, Ted.

419
00:24:05,971 --> 00:24:07,239
I thought you'd be back.

420
00:24:08,390 --> 00:24:10,571
Really? Why's that?

421
00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:11,994
You said you never quit.

422
00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:34,511
Can I be honest with you
about something?

423
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,096
What? I got a boogie in my 'stache?

424
00:24:37,961 --> 00:24:39,933
No... I'm kidding. Sorry, go ahead.

425
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:43,984
I was quite offended by what you
said about my profession...

426
00:24:46,136 --> 00:24:48,133
that just 'cause
a therapist is being paid,

427
00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:49,598
they don't actually care.

428
00:24:50,474 --> 00:24:52,768
Let me ask you something.
Would you coach for free?

429
00:24:53,852 --> 00:24:55,015
Yeah, I would.

430
00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:56,355
But do you?

431
00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:58,285
No, ma'am.

432
00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:00,454
And yet you care about
your players, right?

433
00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:01,914
Yes, ma'am.

434
00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:04,171
Then why would you assume
it's not the same for me?

435
00:25:05,097 --> 00:25:07,850
I don't assume that all coaches
are macho dickheads.

436
00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:12,095
Ah, it's a good point.

437
00:25:13,639 --> 00:25:15,390
Consider me dunked on.

438
00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:20,516
And look, I'm... I'm really
sorry about that, you know.

439
00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:23,644
Getting all worked up and saying stuff
like that, then storming outta here.

440
00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:25,150
It happens.

441
00:25:25,676 --> 00:25:27,469
Self-care can be scary.

442
00:25:28,370 --> 00:25:32,286
Fight or flight is a natural response.
You just happened to do both.

443
00:25:32,291 --> 00:25:33,742
Impressive range really.

444
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:36,823
Yeah, well, watch your
back, Glenn Close.

445
00:25:42,735 --> 00:25:44,481
So you think I'm scared, huh?

446
00:25:44,486 --> 00:25:45,988
Yes, I do.

447
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,043
Yeah.

448
00:25:48,668 --> 00:25:50,587
Maybe I don't wanna learn the truth.

449
00:25:51,797 --> 00:25:54,850
Ted, the truth will set you free.

450
00:25:55,884 --> 00:25:57,761
But first, it'll piss you off.

451
00:26:01,097 --> 00:26:03,809
Well, then maybe your new nickname
should be "The Truth".

452
00:26:05,961 --> 00:26:09,184
Well, I can't be your mentor without
occasionally being your tormentor.

453
00:26:09,189 --> 00:26:10,685
Ooh, I like that.

454
00:26:10,690 --> 00:26:11,983
I knew you would.

455
00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:15,570
Let's get started, shall we?

456
00:26:16,363 --> 00:26:17,364
Yes, ma'am.

457
00:26:32,546 --> 00:26:35,293
That's right, gentlemen. Big deep
breaths while you stretch.

458
00:26:35,298 --> 00:26:37,921
You wanna get that sweet O2
all the way down to your prostate.

459
00:26:37,926 --> 00:26:40,257
And, hey, remember to focus
on the here and now.

460
00:26:40,262 --> 00:26:41,807
Living in the moment, it's a gift.

461
00:26:41,811 --> 00:26:43,343
That's why they call it the present.

462
00:26:43,348 --> 00:26:44,678
Yes.

463
00:26:44,683 --> 00:26:46,098
Okay, before we get started,

464
00:26:46,103 --> 00:26:47,390
Coach Nate, you wanted to say something?

465
00:26:47,394 --> 00:26:49,933
- Oh, yes, please. Thank you, Ted.
- Have at it, Jessica Rabbit.

466
00:26:49,938 --> 00:26:53,311
Yeah. Oi, uh... thank you, um...

467
00:26:53,316 --> 00:26:55,527
I just wanted, before we
started, just to, um...

468
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,484
Well, basically, I just wanted
to make an apology.

469
00:26:59,489 --> 00:27:01,825
Uh, Colin, um,

470
00:27:02,325 --> 00:27:05,740
yesterday I was a bit of
a, uh, you know, uh...

471
00:27:05,745 --> 00:27:07,325
- Asshole?
- Prick?

472
00:27:07,330 --> 00:27:08,535
Cock?

473
00:27:08,540 --> 00:27:09,791
Wounded butterfly.

474
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:14,863
Yes. I was a cocky, prickish,
wounded butterfly's asshole, um...

475
00:27:16,131 --> 00:27:20,193
but I... I really am sorry, and
it... it won't happen again, so...

476
00:27:24,222 --> 00:27:26,928
- It's all good, boyo.
- Oh, all right then.

477
00:27:26,933 --> 00:27:28,722
- Aw.
- That's good.

478
00:27:28,727 --> 00:27:30,103
- All right.
- Come here.

479
00:27:31,588 --> 00:27:33,673
- Okay.
- Did I miss something?

480
00:27:34,441 --> 00:27:36,396
Okay. Yeah. All right.

481
00:27:36,401 --> 00:27:38,028
Anything I need to address?

482
00:27:38,778 --> 00:27:39,779
Ow!

483
00:27:40,447 --> 00:27:42,819
Well, like I always say,
sometimes the best stew

484
00:27:42,824 --> 00:27:44,946
is the one you leave sitting
on the stove overnight

485
00:27:44,951 --> 00:27:47,283
'cause you fell asleep watching
Citizen Kane after too many beers.

486
00:27:47,287 --> 00:27:49,159
I know, Colin. I know.

487
00:27:49,164 --> 00:27:52,004
All right, fellas! Hey!
So here's the plan today.

488
00:27:52,009 --> 00:27:53,889
Peas and carrots, you're
going with Coach Roy.

489
00:27:53,894 --> 00:27:56,671
Rest of you beef chunks are coming
with me. Let's go to work.

490
00:27:58,907 --> 00:28:00,117
What?

491
00:28:01,843 --> 00:28:03,799
Starters with Roy, reserves with Coach.

492
00:28:03,804 --> 00:28:05,133
- Right.
- Oh.

493
00:28:05,138 --> 00:28:07,182
Just say that then.
Do you know what I mean?

494
00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:10,118
Here Richard, Richard! Richard!

495
00:28:14,397 --> 00:28:15,649
Whistle!

496
00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:18,647
Oi! I said, "Whistle!"

497
00:28:18,652 --> 00:28:21,358
Roy, why don't you just
use an actual whistle?

498
00:28:21,363 --> 00:28:24,444
I told you, my lips are sensitive
to impure metals

499
00:28:24,449 --> 00:28:26,279
and whistles give me mouth hives.

500
00:28:26,284 --> 00:28:29,533
Jamie, what the fuck were you doing?

501
00:28:29,538 --> 00:28:32,043
Richard loses his man,
gets into the box,

502
00:28:32,048 --> 00:28:33,498
and you run the other way?

503
00:28:34,251 --> 00:28:36,231
I was pulling my defender
out of his path.

504
00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:37,482
He's your teammate.

505
00:28:37,487 --> 00:28:40,235
He needs you to come to
the ball and support him.

506
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,653
You all got that?

507
00:28:41,658 --> 00:28:42,659
Um...

508
00:28:43,927 --> 00:28:47,801
respectfully, Coach, that ain't
what he needs from me.

509
00:28:47,806 --> 00:28:50,267
He needs me to give him space.

510
00:28:52,711 --> 00:28:53,754
What'd you say?

511
00:28:56,815 --> 00:29:00,147
The best thing I can do in that
situation is give him space.

512
00:29:00,152 --> 00:29:01,248
He's right, actually.

513
00:29:01,253 --> 00:29:03,943
- Yeah, I know. I learned it from Pep.
- He got it from "Cruijff".

514
00:29:03,947 --> 00:29:05,652
- Pronounced "Cruyff".
- Okay, Englishman.

515
00:29:05,657 --> 00:29:08,914
Look, whatever. The point is that
Richard doesn't need me to crowd him.

516
00:29:08,919 --> 00:29:10,123
And since he's me teammate,

517
00:29:10,128 --> 00:29:13,173
I should trust him
to do what's best, right?

518
00:29:24,585 --> 00:29:25,794
Fuck!

519
00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:33,597
I didn't say nothing bad this time.

520
00:29:35,604 --> 00:29:38,356
Oh! There he is, there he is!

521
00:29:39,357 --> 00:29:41,313
Coach Nate, we have a gift for you.

522
00:29:41,318 --> 00:29:44,149
Yeah. Good thing you apologized,
otherwise this would be awkward.

523
00:29:49,201 --> 00:29:50,530
"Wonder Kid".

524
00:29:50,535 --> 00:29:53,033
I mean, because of you saying that
instead of "wunderkind",

525
00:29:53,038 --> 00:29:54,498
which is the proper pronunciation.

526
00:29:55,373 --> 00:29:57,454
- Wow.
- It was Will's idea.

527
00:29:57,459 --> 00:29:58,872
Hey.

528
00:29:58,877 --> 00:30:00,032
Was it?

529
00:30:00,037 --> 00:30:03,210
Well, you know, it's a pretty
awesome nickname, so cheers.

530
00:30:03,215 --> 00:30:04,795
Cheers.

531
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,844
Oh, no, thank you. Um... I mean,
I did say wunderkind, but...

532
00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:09,549
Uh...

533
00:30:09,554 --> 00:30:11,401
But, Will, this is great.
It's really funny.

534
00:30:11,406 --> 00:30:12,949
- It's good, man.
- Thank you.

535
00:30:14,601 --> 00:30:15,602
Thank you.

536
00:30:20,190 --> 00:30:23,438
"If music be the food of love, play on.

537
00:30:23,443 --> 00:30:24,886
Give me excess of it".

538
00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:26,824
If that's your fancy way of asking

539
00:30:26,828 --> 00:30:28,568
if I want another one,
you guessed right.

540
00:30:28,573 --> 00:30:29,653
Thought so.

541
00:30:29,658 --> 00:30:31,993
Bear with me. I'll be out
in two seconds. Cheers.

542
00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:35,388
Of all the pub joints.

543
00:30:36,148 --> 00:30:39,062
Trent Crimm of the Independent.
To what do I owe the pleasure?

544
00:30:39,067 --> 00:30:41,581
I was just having a bite
to eat, you know?

545
00:30:41,586 --> 00:30:45,544
But as we're here, I would love
to get an official statement

546
00:30:45,549 --> 00:30:47,884
about your early departure
from the Spurs match.

547
00:30:49,636 --> 00:30:51,716
An official statement? Oh.

548
00:30:51,721 --> 00:30:53,718
Well, I thought folks knew
I had food poisoning.

549
00:30:53,723 --> 00:30:55,809
- Ahem.
- Not from here.

550
00:30:58,436 --> 00:31:00,436
Yeah, yeah. They do. But, uh,

551
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:03,021
I'd love a personal quote, if possible.

552
00:31:03,408 --> 00:31:05,794
Okay, um, well, I had food poisoning.

553
00:31:06,278 --> 00:31:08,191
And because I respect
your readers so much,

554
00:31:08,196 --> 00:31:11,361
I'll leave out all the specific
nastiness that occurred.

555
00:31:11,366 --> 00:31:13,280
- Yeah.
- But I'm fit as a fiddle now.

556
00:31:13,285 --> 00:31:17,555
So you had food poisoning
and you are fit as a fiddle now...

557
00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:21,835
Exactamundo, Dikembe Mutombo.

558
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,738
Love our chats.

559
00:31:26,298 --> 00:31:27,794
Thank you, Mae.

560
00:31:27,799 --> 00:31:29,342
My pleasure, darling.

561
00:31:49,529 --> 00:31:50,780
Oh, shit.

562
00:31:54,101 --> 00:31:55,568
Roy?

563
00:32:03,402 --> 00:32:04,403
Hi.

564
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,363
Hi.

565
00:32:08,473 --> 00:32:09,600
Are you leaving?

566
00:32:10,659 --> 00:32:11,743
What?

567
00:32:12,703 --> 00:32:13,829
No.

568
00:32:24,715 --> 00:32:26,503
Hey, Siri.

569
00:32:26,508 --> 00:32:29,945
Play the "Roy is sorry for not
understanding Keeley" playlist.

570
00:32:33,824 --> 00:32:36,196
I stole those roses from
your neighbor's garden.

571
00:32:36,201 --> 00:32:37,911
Ripped them to shreds.

572
00:32:38,870 --> 00:32:39,870
And that...

573
00:32:41,023 --> 00:32:44,621
that's Phoebe's light, so I'm
gonna have to give that back

574
00:32:44,626 --> 00:32:46,169
or I'm gonna get it in the neck.

575
00:32:49,464 --> 00:32:53,096
And that, that's a foot
scrubber or something.

576
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:55,846
The woman said it's good
if you've got gross feet.

577
00:32:56,329 --> 00:32:58,844
What? You think I've got gross feet?

578
00:32:58,849 --> 00:33:01,769
Babe, I think you're the cat's pajamas,

579
00:33:01,774 --> 00:33:03,764
but your feet are a fucking state.

580
00:33:07,524 --> 00:33:09,271
But who am I to judge?

581
00:33:09,276 --> 00:33:11,778
I found so much of my
hair down the drain,

582
00:33:12,362 --> 00:33:16,741
it looked like a rat had got trapped
and fucking drowned.

583
00:33:26,877 --> 00:33:27,878
Oh, my God.

584
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:39,556
Now, you are not gonna see or
hear me for at least three hours.

585
00:33:48,565 --> 00:33:49,566
Thank you.

586
00:34:48,650 --> 00:34:51,314
If you ever do anything
to humiliate me again,

587
00:34:51,319 --> 00:34:53,130
I'll make your life a fucking misery.

588
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000
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