1 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:14,723 - Hello. - Hi, Bridget. Sorry, I'm late. 2 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:17,726 You know the only thing better than a patient being late 3 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,169 is one who doesn't turn up at all. 4 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:22,189 So where did we leave off? 5 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:26,276 Uh, let's see. I have it in my notes... Oh, yeah! 6 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,946 "Ted Lasso is driving me fucking crazy." 7 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,365 All right. He refuses to open up. 8 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,867 And when he gets anywhere close to being vulnerable, 9 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:38,247 he fires off a zinger or some obscure reference to something very specific 10 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:40,666 to a 40-year-old white man from middle America. 11 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,210 So he's refusing to be vulnerable, right? 12 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,045 Sounds like someone I know. 13 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:47,756 Oh, stop it. Me and Coach Lasso are nothing alike. 14 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,967 Sharon, you do the same thing. 15 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,971 He uses humor to deflect, you use your intelligence. 16 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,264 Please. 17 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:58,725 I do not harness my savantish nature to alienate people and isolate myself. 18 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,353 Okay, I hear that. 19 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,063 I doubt you'll make any headway with Coach Lasso 20 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:07,401 until you let your guard down yourself and meet him halfway. 21 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:08,986 You're right. 22 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,381 Of course, I'm right! Now, what are you going to do? 23 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,883 - Mind your dog! - What? 24 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:32,467 - He hates that sweater. - Up yours! 25 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:40,225 Shit! 26 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,234 Call 999. Someone call 999. 27 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,019 Hi, guys. 28 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:30,108 So, I actually have a fun, new branding opportunity for a coach. 29 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,486 It's only one public appearance. It's decent money. 30 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,530 Would be really good for the club. 31 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,740 Would either one of you want to help me out 32 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,284 by being a spokesperson for this... 33 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:45,082 Right. Fuck you both. 34 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,044 I respect that we didn't have to say a word. 35 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,212 She gets us. 36 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:53,215 I'm going to be a spokesperson. 37 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,509 Where's Ted? 38 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:58,679 - Uh, he texted. He has some emergency. - Oh. What? 39 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,722 - I didn't ask. - Why not? 40 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,140 It's his emergency. 41 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,984 If he wanted him to know, he would have said. 42 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,980 We have an FA Cup semifinal at Wembley Stadium on Sunday. 43 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:09,773 - Who's running training? - Me. 44 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,526 - You? - Ted asked. I don't give a shit. 45 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,698 - Shit, I got to go. - Where you going? 46 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,449 None of your fucking business. 47 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,208 Well... Guess that just leaves us two. I mean... 48 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:29,793 - You can run training. - Thank you. 49 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,171 That will be great... I think... Yes, thank you. Hold on. 50 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,641 All right, man. Let's go. 51 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,978 Switch it on, boy. Yeah, let's go, let's go. 52 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,646 Good man. All you, mate. 53 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,690 That's it, you got it, you got it, you got it. 54 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,233 Hello, Daddy. 55 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:55,986 Sam... Do you know why I'm calling? 56 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:57,821 Um, no, sir. 57 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,698 I'm calling because Cerithium Oil 58 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:02,743 has just been ordered to stop operating in Nigeria. 59 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,579 Wait, what? Wait, that's incredible! 60 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,790 And you were the butterfly whose wings made this happen. 61 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:10,626 I'm so proud of you, my son. 62 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,002 Thank you, Dad. 63 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,505 I mean, look, I only did it because you inspired me to. 64 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:18,382 I appreciate you saying that, because it's absolutely true. 65 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,761 I love you. 66 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,805 I love you too. Okay, bye-bye. 67 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,516 Oi! What you doing? 68 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:28,810 Oh, shit. 69 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,271 - Why didn't you say anything? - It was on my neck. 70 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,524 Yeah. Sorry. 71 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,609 You know what, sod off. I got this. 72 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,664 I haven't found a term I like yet 73 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,749 for when I tell people I'm taking a shit. 74 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:52,751 What do you use? 75 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,047 I need to reapply my lip liner. 76 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,067 Men don't know what that means 77 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,134 and women understand it requires time and focus. 78 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,811 Say fucking yes! 79 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:17,401 Guys, guys! Three dots! Three dots, three dots. 80 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,159 Yes! 81 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,872 Whoo! Whoo, yeah! 82 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,874 - Wow. Oh, my God. - Yes! 83 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:34,918 Captain. 84 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:36,545 Yeah, bruv? 85 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,589 I would like to ask you for a haircut. 86 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,840 - What? - Ooh... 87 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,429 Are you sure, bruv? 88 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:46,972 Yes, I think I am. 89 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:49,808 Hmm... 90 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:55,647 All right. After training. 91 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,611 - Isaac, Isaac. - Oh, shit! 92 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:05,490 Oh, now hold on, lady. 93 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,826 You're telling me I could shatter every bone in my body, 94 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:10,370 someone could just drop me off in front of any old hospital, 95 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,014 dumped into a garbage can or something, 96 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,666 and y'all patch me up and I don't have to pay jack squat? 97 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,168 You're damn right. 98 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,062 I tell you, I love this country. I love this town. 99 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:22,007 Oh, did you know that Winnie the Pooh was based on a real bear from the London Zoo? 100 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,258 Fuck me. 101 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:25,594 Oh, no... 102 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:27,804 It's worse than I imagined. 103 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:35,020 She can walk again! Whoo! It's a miracle! 104 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,022 Oh, thank God for science! 105 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,192 Hey, Doc! The doc going to be okay, Doc? 106 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,443 Yes, her scan seemed fine. 107 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:43,278 Good. No intracranial hemorrhaging? 108 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:45,781 - No. - Or, uh, subdural hematoma? 109 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,908 No. You seem to know a lot about brain injuries. 110 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,494 Well, I watched a lot of Grey's Anatomy in my early 30s. 111 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:53,217 And actually, you know, I coached football. 112 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:54,873 The American kind. You know? 113 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:57,797 The one with all the concussions and hullabaloo about kneeling and such. 114 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,753 Oh, well, she does have a concussion. 115 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,981 And she's had a couple stitches in her head. 116 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,299 So you'll need to rest for a few days, okay? 117 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:06,552 Apart from that, your husband can take you home. 118 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:07,970 Oh, he's not my husband. 119 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,347 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ain't no ring on these fingers. 120 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,950 - No, we're just friends. - Colleagues. 121 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,309 - Uh, friendly colleagues. - I don't have a husband. 122 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:15,453 Yeah, but not in a sad way. 123 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,521 You know, she's just fiercely independent. 124 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,023 And I'm perfectly capable of taking myself home. 125 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,734 - See what I mean? - Uh, I'm sorry, Dr. Fieldstone. 126 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,129 Hospital policy states that head trauma patients, 127 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,321 they cannot leave unattended. 128 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,907 Ooh. And there ain't no policy like a hospital policy, 129 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,784 'cause a hospital policy don't stop. 130 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,720 Let me help you out with that, sweetheart. 131 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,872 - Here you go. There you go. - Thank you. 132 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,666 Thank you for being here, Coach Kent. 133 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,836 My sister's at the hospital. She works in the emergency room. 134 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,481 She can't really pop out 'cause there's always someone coming in 135 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:47,801 with, like, a knife stuck in their eye or a torch stuck up their... 136 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,636 Yeah, okay, I get it. She's busy. 137 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:53,724 Phoebe, would you mind doing some coloring while I talk to your uncle? 138 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,392 Yes, Ms. Bowen. 139 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:01,273 Can I start with a quick personal question? 140 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,442 - Phoebe's dad... - Oh, he's a piece of shit. 141 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:07,237 - Is he alive? - Sorry, yeah. He's a living piece of shit. 142 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,323 Right. 143 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:13,118 Well, Coach Kent, we've got a bit of an issue with Phoebe's behavior. 144 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:20,292 - Let's have it. - She's been swearing. A lot. 145 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,460 How bad is it? 146 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:25,881 Today she called one of her classmates an "apathetic shitfucker." 147 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,050 - Are they? - Oh, yes. 148 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:29,885 But that's not the point. 149 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,722 Do you have any idea where she might be getting this from? 150 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,269 Mmm. 151 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,604 Me? 152 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,984 Fuck. 153 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:49,821 This was her fifth offense. She got warnings, then isolation. 154 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:52,449 Now I'm afraid she has to go home for the rest of the day. 155 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,785 You know the influence you have on her. 156 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,370 Use it. 157 00:08:58,247 --> 00:08:59,831 Oi! 158 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:00,916 We're leaving. 159 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,130 Sorry for what I said, Ms. Bowen. 160 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,757 Thank you, Phoebe. 161 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:11,134 Uncle Roy, can we get ice cream? 162 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:12,719 Fuck no! 163 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,223 Sorry. 164 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,600 F-no! 165 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,105 Go on, scoot your boot. 166 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,948 Fucking glitter. 167 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:37,286 By all measures, it's not the cruelest prank ever played, 168 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,997 but no one should ever make someone eat a Vaseline sandwich. 169 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,790 But that's Ronnie Fouch for you. 170 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:43,542 Innovator. 171 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,252 How did you know I was in the hospital? 172 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:48,547 Oh, you left me a bunch of voice notes. Yeah, 32 to be exact. 173 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:52,759 - I thought those deleted themselves. - Yeah, well, I kept all those puppies. 174 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,863 You should listen to some of these. They are a hoot. 175 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:57,681 - Please, no, thank you. - It doesn't matter. I got them right here. 176 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:01,393 Ted, it's Sharon. I can't come to the phone right now. 177 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:04,479 But if you want to talk my ear off about some bullshit 178 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:08,192 because you're too afraid to properly emote, leave a message. 179 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,068 Beep! 180 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,988 - I didn't mean it. - Come on now. You meant it a little bit. 181 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:16,825 In concussio veritas, right? Ain't that the saying? 182 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:20,078 Oh, this next one, uh, brings Mr. Stephen Sondheim in the house 183 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,265 'cause it's you singing "Tonight" from West Side Story, 184 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,584 but doing both the parts, uh, of Tony and Maria at the same time, 185 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,003 which is, well, in a word, thrilling. Here it is. 186 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,882 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Feel that. 187 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,218 And you do the whole first act. It's incredible. 188 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,002 What is the big deal? 189 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,547 Not now. 190 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:14,383 My guy, Isaac's an artist with those clippers. 191 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,718 But he only gives you one haircut per season, 192 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:19,179 so you try and save that for a very special occasion. 193 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,973 I'm not using mine until I marry. 194 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,183 Or I get circumcised. 195 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,393 Ah. Quite right. 196 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,080 Bro, I can't believe you're wasting your Isaac cut on a blind date. 197 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:29,815 Yeah. What if you and this babes only got textual chemistry? 198 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:30,899 Guys... 199 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,026 I believe... 200 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:36,530 this could be something very special. 201 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,782 Aw. 202 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:45,622 So do we all just stand here... 203 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,666 Oh, my God! 204 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,502 Shut the fuck up, Jan Maas. 205 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,172 Sorry. 206 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,681 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 207 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:03,974 It's like Swan Lake. 208 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,819 Shh! 209 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,553 Oh! Yeah! 210 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:06,662 Come in! 211 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,251 Hi. 212 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,420 What's this about? 213 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,799 Oh! I'm just in here until my office exists. 214 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,717 It's really no problem. 215 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:24,179 If I spill anything, I'm next to everything I need to clean up. 216 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:25,931 This is very, very sad. 217 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,308 Eh. What can I do for you, Jamie? 218 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:32,396 Um... Can I get me dad and his two mates on the list for Wembley tickets, please? 219 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,816 Of course! Um, family section? VIP? 220 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,901 Put 'em in the car park for all I care. 221 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,945 Just getting him tickets so he'll get off me back. 222 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:41,822 Fathers and sons. 223 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,365 So tricky. 224 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,659 They should really write songs about it. 225 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,079 - Think they do. - Yeah, I know. I was just... 226 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,623 Anyway... 227 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,461 You, um... Are you close with your dad? 228 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:59,548 Um, ups and downs, like everyone. 229 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:00,966 Hmm, it's complicated. 230 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,260 Mine's not complicated. He's just a dick. 231 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,013 Every situation, he does exactly what a dick would do. 232 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,491 Not much you can do with that. Know what I mean? 233 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:12,728 Well, I try to love my dad for who he is and forgive him for who he isn't. 234 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:20,277 Look, Jamie. Whatever he may be, he's your father, which makes him a VIP. 235 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:22,946 Names? 236 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,489 Uh, James Tartt. 237 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,574 Ah! 238 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:30,746 Uh, his mates are Denbo Cullens and Bug. 239 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,666 - "Bug"? - Just Bug. Uh, one G. 240 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,918 Like the animal. 241 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,920 It's his legal name. Changed it. 242 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,005 Because he's small like a bug? 243 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,715 No, 'cause he eats bugs for money. 244 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:43,217 Right. 245 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,636 Um... Thanks for that. 246 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,513 Yeah. 247 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,597 Okay. 248 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,432 Uh, open or closed? 249 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,142 Uh, closed. 250 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:53,810 You get less questions. 251 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,396 - All right. - Bye. 252 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,613 Thank you for the ice cream, Uncle Roy. 253 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:06,907 Oi! 254 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,831 You can't swear, Phoebe. 255 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,917 But you swear all the time. 256 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,085 Yeah. 257 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:21,547 And it didn't hold me back 'cause I'm a footballer. 258 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:25,092 No one cares if we swear. It's part of the job. It's encouraged. 259 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:30,097 But you can't be a doctor, or a teacher, or a... 260 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,266 Veterinarian for wild animals. 261 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,185 Or a veterinarian for wild animals. I still don't get how that works. 262 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,080 You treat them in the woods and no one pays you? 263 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,105 It doesn't matter. 264 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:42,860 The point is you can't do that if you swear all the time. 265 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:49,491 Look. You and I spend a lot of time together, 266 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,493 and I love every second. 267 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:56,081 I weren't trained in how to be around a kid. 268 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,626 And sometimes... 269 00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:02,504 I get concerned... 270 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:10,387 that I've been infecting you with the worst parts of me. 271 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,681 That's not true. 272 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:16,268 Uncle Roy, you teach me great things. 273 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,605 I called that boy a name because he's a bully. 274 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:22,608 And because of you, I stand up to bullies. 275 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:26,695 And referees. 276 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,241 And I can do that without swearing. 277 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:32,951 Yeah. 278 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,329 'Cause you are better than me. 279 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,664 I'm as good as the best you. 280 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,418 Maybe we can stop swearing together. 281 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,878 Fuck you. 282 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:45,297 I can't. 283 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,174 But you can. 284 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,969 Pretty please. 285 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,471 Okay, Uncle Roy. 286 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,516 Good. Now get out of here. 287 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:59,019 Can you come in for one game of Princess and Dragon? 288 00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:01,230 Can I be the dragon this time? 289 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:02,731 No. 290 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,025 Fine. But you better have fixed the wand. 291 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:11,365 All right. Tight squeeze, huh? 292 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,927 Probably a little bit easier when this thing can fold up, I bet. 293 00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,203 Thank you for walking me home. I'm good from here. 294 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,454 Well, that's the fifth time you've said that. 295 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,874 I'll just set this puppy down and I'll skedaddle. 296 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,377 Yeah, there you go. 297 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,171 Good spot for it. There you go. 298 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,550 Oh. 299 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:32,928 Corporate housing, huh? 300 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,805 It does not disappoint, does it? 301 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,766 It don't really do anything. I guess that's part of the idea, ain't it? 302 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,810 What we got back here? Hey. 303 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,146 All right. Home entertainment center. 304 00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:47,943 Well, you know what, I'll just say that it's fine and move on. 305 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,319 It's temporary. 306 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:51,530 Yeah, well, you know, what isn't, right? 307 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,700 - Would you like some tea? - Oh, hell no. 308 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:59,413 No, I-I mean no, thank you. Sorry, just don't care for that garbage. 309 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,956 I have water and I have wine. 310 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,083 Chicken and the egg, huh? Uh, yeah. 311 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,210 I'll take some water. That'd be great. Thanks. 312 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,004 Tap okay? 313 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:11,216 Oh, yeah. No, I like my water like Kyrie Irving likes his Earth. Flat. 314 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,305 Mmm. 315 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:21,935 So, you gonna get a new bike, or you wanna lay off riding for a bit? 316 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,896 I don't know. I haven't thought about it. 317 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:27,399 Well, I hope you get back on that horse. And by horse, I mean bicycle. 318 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,569 Although how cool would it be if you started riding a horse to work? 319 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,547 Everybody starts calling you "Dr. Sharon Horsewoman" or... 320 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:33,923 You know, becomes your hook. 321 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,741 I really should get some rest. 322 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,911 - Hey, 10-4, good buddy. - Good colleague. 323 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,306 Delicious as always. 324 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,561 Yeah, all right, no, I'll let you go here, and... 325 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,772 You just give me a holler if you need anything. 326 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,690 You know, you had quite the scare today. 327 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:12,361 And my job is teaching people how to overcome what happened to me. 328 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,779 I'm fine, thank you. 329 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,072 Goodbye, Coach Lasso. 330 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,660 Yeah, all right now, Doc. Take care. 331 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,891 Jesus! Hello. 332 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,978 Why are you picking up right now? 333 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,705 You were supposed to be in there five minutes ago. 334 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,606 Right. I can't go in. 335 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,401 Oh, come on. You've got this. Get in there. 336 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,570 Either it's gonna be the most amazing night 337 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,946 or it's gonna be so shit 338 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,782 that you can punish me for it for the rest of our friendship. 339 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,784 Hmm. I do like the sound of that. 340 00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:03,078 I'm gonna hang up 'cause you're gonna go, yeah? 341 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,915 You look so beautiful I can't bear it. 342 00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,847 Uh, Ms. Welton. Uh, Rebecca. 343 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,390 Ah, Sam! 344 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:28,103 - Hi. Hello. - Well, that's a coincidence. 345 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,272 Uh... What's... What's wrong? 346 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,482 What? Oh, God. Yeah, I'm fi... I'm just... 347 00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:36,695 I'm, uh, just a little bit, um, nervous 'cause I'm, uh, meeting someone. 348 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,155 Oh, okay, well, I... 349 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:43,202 Don't be nervous, 'cause you look stunning as always. 350 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,078 Thank you, Sam. 351 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,497 Oh, God, don't let me get in the way of... 352 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:50,042 - You have a lovely evening. - Yes. Thank you. You too. 353 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,168 Great haircut. 354 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,921 - Oh. Well, thank you. - Yes. 355 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:57,257 That's just weird. 356 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,440 Keeley says hi. 357 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:16,318 Oh, uh... tell her I say hello. 358 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:20,197 Mmm. 359 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,632 - Oh. - Oh, shit! 360 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:39,842 - What? - Shit. 361 00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:40,925 - What? - Shit. 362 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:43,262 - What? What? What? - Shit. God, this can't be happening! 363 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:46,265 - But it is. It's... - I knew I shouldn't have come in here. 364 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,851 - But you did. You d... - No. Sam. 365 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,854 Uh... We can't... I'm your boss. 366 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:57,609 No. No. You are way too young. I mean, you're what, like, 24? 367 00:21:57,693 --> 00:22:00,195 - I'm... I'm 21. - Oh, my God. I'm a pedophile. 368 00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:03,323 I feel... I've groomed you. All these messages. I was grooming you! 369 00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:06,034 You didn't groom me, okay? We didn't know who we were. 370 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:09,538 Okay, but... but now we do, and this is not happening. 371 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:14,001 No, this can't happen. And this never happened, okay? 372 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,085 Ooh. 373 00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:18,839 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 374 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,424 We... We can... We can still have... 375 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:24,303 - Sorry. Sorry. - Hello. Hi. Sorry. 376 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:30,434 Listen, we can still have dinner. Okay? It doesn't have to be a date. 377 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,644 We... It can just be a funny coincidence 378 00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:36,982 that we both happened to turn up to the same fabulous restaurant, 379 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,276 both of us alone... 380 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,738 and hungry. 381 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:45,908 That can happen. 382 00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:48,285 Right? 383 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,332 I mean, I am quite hungry. 384 00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:34,498 To Lust Conquers All Stars. 385 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:38,627 Our winning couples from previous seasons will put their love to the test. 386 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:41,880 Will it be last season's winners Ellie and Danthony, 387 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:44,174 or season one's winners... 388 00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:45,759 Hello, Coach Lasso. 389 00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:50,055 Hey, Doc. So tonight I'm just gonna keep checking in on you every 20 minutes. 390 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:51,849 It's standard concussion protocol, 391 00:23:51,932 --> 00:23:54,226 but I'm gonna change my voice every time I call you 392 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,727 so it stays exciting for you. 393 00:23:55,811 --> 00:23:57,789 Have you been feeling dizzy or nauseous? 394 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:01,275 That's what it sounds like when you laugh. 395 00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:04,194 I'm fine, Coach Lasso. 396 00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:08,444 Then I'll talk to you in twenty minutes. Sling Blade. Mm-hmm. 397 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,576 Hey, Ted... 398 00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:11,952 Yes. 399 00:24:12,578 --> 00:24:15,122 I was scared today. Really scared. 400 00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:20,169 I love riding my bike. It's my happy place. 401 00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:27,092 And after today, I was worried I'll be too scared to enjoy riding again. 402 00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:30,655 I would say that fear's a lot like underwear. 403 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:34,224 No, I don't want to discuss it. I don't need a pep talk. 404 00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:37,561 Ted, I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. 405 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,063 Well, I appreciate it. Means a lot. 406 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,149 And I'm glad I did it. 407 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,901 Good luck this weekend. 408 00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:50,657 Okay, A-C-M, 409 00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:53,327 I don't know who you are, but I am coming after your A-S-S. 410 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:54,411 Let's go. 411 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,497 All right. 412 00:24:57,581 --> 00:24:59,221 Oh, God. It's a bottomless pit. 413 00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:00,751 Oh, I-I commend you. 414 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:04,004 Usually women use those small handheld purses on dates. 415 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:05,672 - What do they call it? - A clutch. 416 00:25:05,756 --> 00:25:07,174 Clutch. 417 00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:09,801 No, I'd rather dig for dinosaur bones 418 00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:12,513 rather than have one of those bags you can't fit your phone in. 419 00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:15,265 - There you go. - And this was not a date. 420 00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:17,184 I know. 421 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:19,811 So, um... 422 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,399 can we not do this again sometime? 423 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:27,778 I'm going in alone. 424 00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:33,450 Okay. 425 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:47,464 No, no. Nev... never again, Sam. 426 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:49,716 I mean it. 427 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,011 I have to mean it. 428 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:56,390 Yeah, yeah, of course. You're right. 429 00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:00,477 - Besides, we have a big game on Sunday. - Right. 430 00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:02,437 We both need our rest. 431 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:03,730 Yep. 432 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:05,774 Good. 433 00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:11,613 - Good night. - Thank you. 434 00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:17,286 Oh, bloody hell. 435 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:21,123 Bloody hell. 436 00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,504 Gentlemen. Focus up. 437 00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:12,508 All right, fellas, I want you to close your eyes. 438 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:14,426 Look around. 439 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:18,680 You know. I mean, open them up and take it all in. 440 00:27:19,473 --> 00:27:25,646 But remember, this right behind me, just a regular old football pitch. 441 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:28,315 You take away the stadium and all the stands, 442 00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:33,028 I think you'll find it's the same size as our pitch back home on Nelson Road. 443 00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:35,030 - Not exactly. - What's that? 444 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:36,823 It's 500 square yards bigger. 445 00:27:36,907 --> 00:27:39,326 - Really? The pitches aren't the same size? - No. 446 00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:42,204 - This is the biggest pitch in the country. - Huge advantage for City. 447 00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:46,625 Boy, oh, boy. This sport has the loosiest-goosiest rules of all. 448 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,269 Tough to get my head around sometimes. Okay. 449 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:50,546 All right. It's bigger. 450 00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:54,049 And, uh, look, I know y'all grew up watching games on this field, 451 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,009 so you're probably a little nervous. 452 00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,678 Shoot, I know I got goose bumps. 453 00:27:58,262 --> 00:28:00,615 I remember being a little kid, sitting in front of the television 454 00:28:00,639 --> 00:28:03,642 and watching Queen perform right over there during Live Aid. 455 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:05,602 - No, you didn't. - That was old Wembley. 456 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:07,396 That field was even bigger. 457 00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:08,480 It doesn't matter. 458 00:28:08,564 --> 00:28:13,068 Point is, guys, we're here now, okay? 459 00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:14,152 At this Wembley. 460 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,656 The one that Freddie Mercury never stepped foot in. 461 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,117 And this is our day to make history. 462 00:28:20,534 --> 00:28:22,244 And I believe we're gonna do just that. 463 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,914 Go ahead, take one more glance, then let's head back in. 464 00:28:25,998 --> 00:28:26,999 We got work to do. 465 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,764 Richmond! 466 00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:02,701 City! City! 467 00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:06,955 - City! - City! 468 00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:08,749 Yes! Come on! 469 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:10,959 Look at this. Not bad, is it? 470 00:29:11,043 --> 00:29:14,338 Ah, well, well, well. Hey, these are bang tidy seats these, man. 471 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:17,466 That's what you get when your son's playing in the semifinals. 472 00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:21,470 It's not for the right fucking team, but what can you do, eh? 473 00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:23,514 Here you are. Get on that, kiddo. 474 00:29:25,641 --> 00:29:28,310 We win this match, we get Richmond tattoos. 475 00:29:28,393 --> 00:29:29,394 Already got one. 476 00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:32,648 - Where? - Mind your fucking business. 477 00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,829 I'm just not sure how this can... 478 00:29:35,901 --> 00:29:37,670 What about if they have the game of their lives? 479 00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:39,488 Oh, yeah. I was hoping for that. 480 00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:47,079 You good, Coach? 481 00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:49,998 Oh, yeah. 482 00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:54,211 I'm just doing some breathing exercises that Doc taught me, that's all. 483 00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:56,672 Hope it's not stomach problems again. 484 00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:58,966 Tell me you didn't eat the prawn cocktail. 485 00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:00,759 No, never. 486 00:30:00,843 --> 00:30:03,262 Uh, guys, it's time. 487 00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:07,099 Here we go. Come on. 488 00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:10,602 Hey, fellas, hold on a sec. 489 00:30:10,686 --> 00:30:12,980 I need to tell you all something. 490 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:15,875 When I left the match against Tottenham, 491 00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:19,611 it... it wasn't 'cause, uh, you know, my stomach was bothering me. 492 00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:23,156 It was 'cause I had a panic attack. 493 00:30:27,077 --> 00:30:29,413 I've been having them from time to time as of late, 494 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:30,497 and I'm working on it. 495 00:30:31,206 --> 00:30:34,209 But I just want you all to know the truth. 496 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:38,005 We good? 497 00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,340 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. Of course. 498 00:30:40,424 --> 00:30:42,676 Okay. Okay, all right. All right, let's go get 'em. 499 00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:45,596 - Richmond on three. - Wait! 500 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:51,059 I need to confess something too. 501 00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:56,565 Um, I messed up the time zones on our transfer deadline, 502 00:30:56,648 --> 00:31:00,235 which is why we didn't sign up that amazing fullback from Brazil. 503 00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:01,361 Oh, my God. 504 00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:03,739 - That's okay. - Okay. 505 00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:05,115 - Yeah, okay. - All good. 506 00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:08,744 - Okay. - That's all right. Yeah. 507 00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:10,245 Okay. Here we go. 508 00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:13,165 I don't read the scouting reports you guys write. 509 00:31:13,248 --> 00:31:14,875 I've lied every time they've come up. 510 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,877 They're boring, and I won't do it. 511 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,423 I appreciate that. 512 00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:26,136 I-I pretend to get ideas in the moment, 513 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:28,100 but they're just good ideas I've had for months. 514 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,890 I just time them to look spontaneous. 515 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:31,266 Hmm, it's a good move. 516 00:31:31,350 --> 00:31:33,519 - Mm-hmm. - Illusion of the first time. 517 00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:36,322 There was one game this season where I was accidentally on mushrooms. 518 00:31:37,314 --> 00:31:38,482 "Accidentally"? 519 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:42,110 I'd been at Jane's house, and I drank tea from the wrong pot. 520 00:31:43,362 --> 00:31:44,738 The Port Vale match? 521 00:31:45,781 --> 00:31:46,949 - Yeah. - Yeah. 522 00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:49,701 It won't happen again. 523 00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:51,578 Thanks, guys. 524 00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:55,290 - Thank you. - Mmm. 525 00:31:55,374 --> 00:31:57,560 - All right, let's go kick their butts. - Butts on three. 526 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,586 - Works for me. One, two, three. - Butts! 527 00:32:03,257 --> 00:32:05,342 You all fancy now, drinking tea, huh? 528 00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:07,010 I didn't know how to tell you. 529 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:14,351 Wembley Stadium, the Taj Mahal of English football. 530 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:17,855 The setting for every young footballer's dreams. 531 00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:22,901 A sporting battlefield, pockmarked with the footprints of giants. 532 00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:27,364 Hoping to add another upset to this fabled ground's storied list, 533 00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:29,366 humble AFC Richmond. 534 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:31,618 Never won a major trophy. 535 00:32:31,702 --> 00:32:35,289 The last London club to make their Wembley debut. 536 00:32:35,372 --> 00:32:40,169 Renewing hostilities against the undisputed greatest team in the land, 537 00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,337 the mighty Manchester City. 538 00:32:42,421 --> 00:32:43,922 It was only 11 months ago 539 00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:48,594 this Richmond side were relegated by City in heartbreaking fashion. 540 00:32:48,677 --> 00:32:52,931 Jamie Tartt was a City player then, and he helped send Richmond down. 541 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,853 Then City sent him down the M40, and he's a Greyhound again. 542 00:32:59,229 --> 00:33:01,481 Come on! Come on! 543 00:33:02,065 --> 00:33:05,986 City are after another trophy. Richmond are after revenge. 544 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:11,909 It's ready to blow, it's under the arch, it's Wembley Stadium. 545 00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:16,038 It's the FA Cup semifinal, and it starts now. 546 00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:25,923 - Goal Manchester City! - Fuck! 547 00:33:26,924 --> 00:33:28,050 No! 548 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:30,886 - How's that not offside? - 'Cause he was only passively offside. 549 00:33:32,054 --> 00:33:34,389 I don't get this frigging rule still. That's all right. 550 00:33:34,473 --> 00:33:36,767 - We're okay, guys! - It's a corner kick for City. 551 00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:38,578 And a goal! 552 00:33:38,602 --> 00:33:40,687 - Fuck! - It's 2-nil. 553 00:33:41,188 --> 00:33:43,065 Oh, 2-nil! Boosh! 554 00:33:43,148 --> 00:33:44,483 Shit! 555 00:33:44,566 --> 00:33:45,919 This free kick could be dangerous. 556 00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:47,694 And it is. It's 3-nil. 557 00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:50,948 They'll be searching for solutions on the Richmond bench. 558 00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:52,032 Defend! 559 00:33:52,616 --> 00:33:54,969 - We've got to go three attackers... - No. It's never too late to park the bus. 560 00:33:54,993 --> 00:33:57,037 - It is too late. - Guys, one at a time, please. 561 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,373 Okay, don't worry about it. Hey, it's okay. 562 00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:01,576 Can Richmond turn it around in the second half? 563 00:34:03,919 --> 00:34:07,589 Oh, no. It's an own goal. And it's 4-nil. 564 00:34:07,673 --> 00:34:10,050 Come on, boys! You can do better than this! 565 00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:12,445 This is when you start looking for someone to blame. 566 00:34:12,469 --> 00:34:15,304 Hey, ref! Clean the shit out of your eyes, you dickless wonder. 567 00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:18,934 Oh, no. Never mess with Mike Dean. 568 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,353 Can't say that, mate. I'm sorry. 569 00:34:22,437 --> 00:34:23,688 There you go. 570 00:34:23,772 --> 00:34:25,899 Sorry about that, Mike. We all know you have a penis. 571 00:34:25,983 --> 00:34:27,025 I've been called worse. 572 00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:31,446 All right, here we go! We got it! 573 00:34:34,366 --> 00:34:35,534 And it's a penalty. 574 00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:36,784 - Referee! - What was it? 575 00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:38,620 What is that? 576 00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:45,502 And City remove any shred of doubt to the outcome of this match. 577 00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:48,005 If this was a fight, they would stop it. 578 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:51,300 Frankly, Arlo, all fights should be stopped before they even start. 579 00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:54,553 God fucking damn it. 580 00:34:54,636 --> 00:34:56,429 Come on now, Coach. It is what it is. 581 00:34:56,513 --> 00:34:58,265 Yeah. It is what it is. 582 00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:05,355 Hey, Jamie! You can score one now. 583 00:35:05,439 --> 00:35:07,608 Fill your boots! Go on! 584 00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:17,784 The only nice thing I can say about Richmond today 585 00:35:17,868 --> 00:35:21,580 is that Sam Obisanya's hair looks absolutely fantastic. 586 00:35:22,623 --> 00:35:24,791 City move on to play Leicester in the final. 587 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:27,628 And you can be sure Richmond's disappointment 588 00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:32,382 hangs heaviest on the head of a devastated Jamie Tartt. 589 00:35:35,511 --> 00:35:36,678 It's on me arse. 590 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:42,184 All right. Okay. So... 591 00:35:42,768 --> 00:35:45,979 So, Sam, how did it feel to lose that badly out there today? 592 00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:52,361 Um, well, it's tough. 593 00:35:53,612 --> 00:35:57,157 It's tough. I feel sorry that we let the fans down. 594 00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:08,460 There's nothing you can say. It is what it is. It's a write-off. 595 00:36:08,544 --> 00:36:09,878 We start again tomorrow. 596 00:36:11,755 --> 00:36:13,131 Uh, Mr. Tartt. 597 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,634 You have a visitor. 598 00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:18,136 Says he's your father. 599 00:36:20,097 --> 00:36:21,723 Yeah. 600 00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:25,143 Are you decent? 601 00:36:26,937 --> 00:36:28,522 I told ya. Dick. 602 00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:33,652 - Oh, gentlemen! - Gentlemen! 603 00:36:33,735 --> 00:36:37,114 Hey, it's a tough one, lads. It's a tough one, but no shame to it, 604 00:36:37,197 --> 00:36:42,536 'cause, you know, we only ever beat, uh, everybody we play. 605 00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:44,246 So you pups had no chance. 606 00:36:44,329 --> 00:36:47,916 Oh. And there he is, my son. 607 00:36:49,126 --> 00:36:50,669 My own flesh and blood. 608 00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:53,755 Poor Jamie, my son. 609 00:36:53,839 --> 00:36:57,176 Now, maybe I'm thinking his heart's still in Manchester 610 00:36:57,259 --> 00:36:59,595 and that's why he missed that sitter in the first half. 611 00:36:59,678 --> 00:37:02,723 Oh. Whoo! 612 00:37:02,806 --> 00:37:05,934 You absolutely balled it. You balled it. 613 00:37:06,018 --> 00:37:10,689 - What were you thinking? - I'm only kidding, hey. 614 00:37:10,772 --> 00:37:15,235 Hey, look, do us a favor and get Denbo and Bug past security. 615 00:37:15,319 --> 00:37:17,696 They wanna go on the pitch, take a few snaps, yeah? 616 00:37:18,906 --> 00:37:19,907 I'd rather 'em not. 617 00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:23,619 Yeah, they just want to look around. It'll only take a second. Doosh. 618 00:37:23,702 --> 00:37:25,329 I'd rather 'em not. 619 00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:26,663 What? 620 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:29,416 What, you're not gonna all go little moody bitch 621 00:37:29,499 --> 00:37:31,603 just 'cause you got your arse served to you on a plate, are ya? 622 00:37:31,627 --> 00:37:33,337 Don't speak to me like that. 623 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,005 - Huh? - Don't speak to me like that. 624 00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:36,715 - Huh? - Don't speak to me like that. 625 00:37:38,175 --> 00:37:40,886 Okay, well, let's see if you can hear this, hmm? 626 00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:44,681 You know that ickle TV show you made? 627 00:37:44,765 --> 00:37:48,268 You made it easier for Manchester City to kick you to the curb. 628 00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:51,230 And look where you are now. 629 00:37:51,313 --> 00:37:55,359 Twaddling about with a bunch of amateurs. No offense, no offense. 630 00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:00,113 Huh? 631 00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:02,616 Don't turn your back on me, you pussy. 632 00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:09,873 Jesus. God. 633 00:38:09,957 --> 00:38:13,544 Oh, yeah. Okay. 634 00:38:13,627 --> 00:38:15,003 You can have that one for free. 635 00:38:15,087 --> 00:38:18,048 - Time to go. - You wanna go? Let's have it. 636 00:38:18,131 --> 00:38:20,931 - Don't you forget where you came from. - Watch the door. 637 00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:22,845 - Oops. - Ah. 638 00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:35,959 Hello, Coach Lasso. 639 00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:37,836 Sorry about the loss. 640 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:40,631 Oh, and thank you for the new bicycle. 641 00:39:41,173 --> 00:39:43,884 It's very kind, but unnecessary. 642 00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:47,596 Coach Lasso? 643 00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:54,269 My father killed himself when I was 16. 644 00:39:56,772 --> 00:40:00,776 That happened to me and, uh, to my mom. 645 00:40:02,653 --> 00:40:04,947 I'm so sorry, Ted. 646 00:40:05,697 --> 00:40:09,451 And look, I don't know if that's where maybe some of my issues stem from. 647 00:40:09,535 --> 00:40:11,537 No, it definitely is. 648 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:13,038 Right, tot... That makes sense. 649 00:40:16,124 --> 00:40:17,751 Do you want to talk about it now? 650 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,799 No. No, not right now. I need to get back inside to the team. 651 00:40:23,882 --> 00:40:25,092 I just wanted you to know. 652 00:40:27,511 --> 00:40:30,055 Okay, thank you for telling me, Ted. 653 00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:32,349 Please call if you need me. 654 00:40:32,432 --> 00:40:33,433 I will. 655 00:40:34,476 --> 00:40:35,978 I will, I'm sorry. I will. 656 00:40:36,061 --> 00:40:38,480 It's okay. Good night, Ted. 657 00:40:47,364 --> 00:40:48,532 Hey, Coach! 658 00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:51,410 Yeah? 659 00:40:55,330 --> 00:40:56,331 - You good? - Huh? 660 00:40:56,415 --> 00:40:59,042 Oh, yeah. Yeah, no... I just had a quick phone call. 661 00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:04,047 - That was a rough night, huh? - Yeah. 662 00:41:04,131 --> 00:41:05,340 Okay, what do you, uh... 663 00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:09,469 What do you say we make like Schreiber and Liev, huh? 664 00:41:09,553 --> 00:41:11,555 Uh, about that, uh... 665 00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:16,059 I don't want to ride back with you guys. I'd rather go shake this off. 666 00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:20,189 Yeah, sure, no. Of course. 667 00:41:20,272 --> 00:41:21,273 You wanna join me? 668 00:41:21,773 --> 00:41:24,484 Well, you know I promised Henry I'd FaceTime him. 669 00:41:24,568 --> 00:41:27,404 They had a recital at his school, and I wanna hear how it went. 670 00:41:27,487 --> 00:41:30,115 I'll take a rain check. All right? Yeah. 671 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:34,077 Hey. Hey, hey, just be careful out there, all right? 672 00:41:35,329 --> 00:41:36,330 - Yeah. - Okay. 673 00:41:36,788 --> 00:41:38,749 And don't forget tomorrow. 674 00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:42,461 It's your turn for coffee at the game film. 675 00:41:42,544 --> 00:41:43,670 - Yeah. - Bright and early. 676 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,052 Hey, Coach, bird by bird. 677 00:41:53,263 --> 00:41:54,598 Not that kind of bird, but... 678 00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:35,806 Earlier, Manchester City routed AFC Richmond 679 00:42:35,889 --> 00:42:40,519 in the FA Cup 5-nil with a parade of fantastic goals. 680 00:42:41,687 --> 00:42:44,982 And Goliath has put David back in his place. 681 00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:47,401 Here's Sam Obisanya postgame. 682 00:42:48,235 --> 00:42:51,655 Uh, well... well, it's... it's tough. It's tough, um... 683 00:42:52,656 --> 00:42:54,491 I feel sorry that we let the fans down. 684 00:42:55,242 --> 00:42:57,202 We lost. Very badly. 685 00:42:59,037 --> 00:43:00,247 But we tried. 686 00:43:00,873 --> 00:43:02,416 We gave it everything we had, 687 00:43:02,499 --> 00:43:07,796 and for me, that is okay because what's worse is not to try at all. 688 00:43:08,547 --> 00:43:11,925 To try is scary, you know, because you can end up losing a lot. 689 00:43:12,801 --> 00:43:15,012 But you have to put your heart out there. 690 00:43:16,346 --> 00:43:17,764 Otherwise, what's the point? 691 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,101 Thank you. 692 00:44:06,104 --> 00:44:07,523 Yeah. 693 00:44:21,995 --> 00:44:23,830 Why did you send me your address? 694 00:44:24,498 --> 00:44:25,499 For next time. 695 00:44:36,593 --> 00:44:37,594 Mmm. 696 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,080 >>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org