1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:06,381 Go, Sam Obisanya... 2 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:09,259 Today has been all about one man. 3 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:16,265 Take a bow, Sam Obisanya. The first hat trick of his career. 4 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,018 Three goals for Obisanya. 5 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:22,689 Three points for Richmond as their incredible run of form continues. 6 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:25,442 They will now enter the final match of the season 7 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:29,321 one win away from promotion back to the Premier League. 8 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,990 An incredible turnaround. 9 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,743 Thataway, Sam! 10 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,955 What a performance by the young Nigerian, Chris. 11 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,706 It's exciting to see a young player 12 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,291 realizing his potential, Arlo. 13 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,796 - One more, one more. One more. All right, bro. See you later. 14 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,257 See you later. All right. Peace. 15 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,592 - Yeah. 16 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:51,885 - Bravo, Sam. - Three goals. 17 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:54,471 - All right. See you later. - That's gold. That's it, dude. 18 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,932 - Congratulations, Sam. Well done. - Aw. Thank you, Liza. 19 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,336 Well done, matey. 20 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,098 - Wish me luck. 21 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,868 Watch out! 22 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,355 I can't believe it's happening. 23 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,273 The whole idea of it has got me going like... 24 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:31,360 Oh, stop. You getting all... 25 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:34,071 is just fear getting in the way of what you deserve. 26 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,740 Are you making fun of me with my... 27 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:37,866 Of course not. 28 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:40,869 It's just, you went... And I thought I can't improve on that. 29 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,287 I'm just gonna have to replicate it. 30 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,414 Aw, thank you. 31 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,542 - Bing-bong, you ding-dongs. 32 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:47,918 - Ted. - Yeah? 33 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,839 Guess who is going to be featured in Vanity Fair's business issue 34 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,465 as a powerful woman on the rise. 35 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:55,509 I finally got it? This is incredible! 36 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,010 - Ted. - Yeah? 37 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,762 Not you. Keeley. 38 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,848 Oh, that makes more sense. Hey, congrats, Keeley. 39 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,516 That's gonna be a Vanity Fair to remember. 40 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,853 Oh, it's just an honor to be mad fit and successful. 41 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,354 Yeah. 42 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,193 So, ladies, I'm here both to give and receive. 43 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:14,945 Dr. Sharon's last day is tomorrow, 44 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,363 and we're all chipping in to get her something special. 45 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,783 - What did you decide on? Oh. - An envelope of cash. 46 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:22,077 You know, I figured she already has all our deep, dark secrets. 47 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,788 Kinda tough to top that with a scarf and a candle, you know? 48 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,206 Right. 49 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,292 - Yeah. Whatever you got. - Oh. Let's see. 50 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,877 Oh, you know what? Here you go. 51 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,795 - Lovely. Thank you. Oh. 52 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,088 Oh. Yeah. 53 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,340 Yeah. It all spends the same. 54 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,675 - All right. Appreciate you. 55 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,135 - Hello, people. Higgins! 56 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,052 Leslie. 57 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:42,014 I just received an email from Edwin Akufo, 58 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:45,434 and he wants to speak with you, Rebecca. 59 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:46,810 Okay. 60 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:47,895 Who is Edwin Akufo? 61 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,815 His father owns the largest tech firm in Ghana. 62 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,275 Wait a second. I thought I did. 63 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,526 Until he died last month. 64 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:55,777 I apologize for my joke. 65 00:03:56,361 --> 00:04:00,991 Edwin just inherited £1.2 billion and loves football. 66 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,075 Mmm. 67 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,535 And? 68 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,955 And I think he wants to buy the club. 69 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:18,175 Hi. Uh, got the suit Ted bought you back from the dry cleaners. 70 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,468 Oh, it's my suit. 71 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:21,470 The second Ted gave it to me, 72 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,639 ownership transferred, and it became my suit, Will. 73 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,599 Right. 74 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,272 Oi, are my eyebrows crazy? 75 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,860 I've gotta do a photo shoot with Keeley tonight, 76 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:40,739 and the photo shoot coordinator told me my eyebrows are crazy. 77 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,700 Jesus, are my eyebrows crazy? 78 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,995 They wanna do a "at home with the footballer boyfriend" shot. 79 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,373 Bet they won't even use it. 80 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:53,085 She also told me I've gotta wear all black so that Keeley pops. 81 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,379 - Wh— You're always wearing black. - This isn't black. 82 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,964 This is dark heather charcoal. 83 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,466 Ooh, I love hearing fellas debate fashion. Who's winning? 84 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,511 Oh, um, Ted, can I run a new tactic by you? 85 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,055 Yeah, you can run it, walk it, cartwheel it to me. I don't care. 86 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,765 Call me Dumbo, 'cause I'm all ears. 87 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:08,267 - Is that a yes? - Yes. 88 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,937 Okay. Um, when we play Brentford, we should play with a false nine. 89 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,648 - Couldn't agree more. What is that? - Play without strikers. 90 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,775 Okay. Wait, so Jamie and Dani ain't gonna play? 91 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:19,903 They do, but they play in midfield where no one expects them to be. 92 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:20,988 - Yeah. - I see. 93 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,574 Okay, so we got both our aces tucked up our sleeves, huh? 94 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,701 - Love that. That's fun. 95 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,453 Okay, today let's go ahead and try out your fake nine. 96 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,497 False nine. 97 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,207 - Hey, this looks very nice. - Thank you. 98 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,251 Here we go again. 99 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,671 Give Ted yet another idea he'll take all the credit for. 100 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,883 - That's the job, son. 101 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,760 Do you guys ever wanna be in charge? 102 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,053 Be the boss? 103 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,430 Get all the credit? 104 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:54,563 You know, we used to believe that trees competed with each other for light. 105 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,607 Suzanne Simard's field work challenged that perception, 106 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,651 and we now realize that the forest is a socialist community. 107 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:02,446 Trees work in harmony to share the sunlight. 108 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,532 Can't you just give me a straight answer for once? 109 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,159 I think he just did. 110 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:12,206 Right. When this works, which it will, 111 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,958 I'm telling everyone it was my idea, which it was. 112 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,005 Your eyebrows aren't crazy. 113 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,131 Thank you. 114 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,424 They're psychotic. 115 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:23,926 I appreciate that. 116 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,640 They can't maintain their lines. 117 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,601 - These guys are just not in sync. 118 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:33,644 It's okay. 119 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,355 Oh, hell no. No, no. Hey, hey. 120 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,815 No. No, no. Guys, come on. That ain't gonna cut it. 121 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,360 Y'all gotta be together on this, all right? It's like this. 122 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:45,405 You may hate me, but it ain't no lie. Yeah? 123 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:48,325 Then the hands. Bye, bye, bye. All right? 124 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,827 And watch my jumps. Ain't no lie. 125 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,704 See how I'm jumping? Like I'm a marionette. 126 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:55,916 That's why this song is on the album No Strings Attached, all right? 127 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,210 Yes. Okay, good. 128 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,587 Now, look, fellas, performing this at Doc's going-away party 129 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,506 ain't gonna mean Bo Jackson diddly squat 130 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,716 unless she can tell how hard we worked on it. 131 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,343 You know what I mean? 132 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,971 It ain't the execution. That ain't the gift. It's the effort. 133 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,390 Yeah? Okay? You see what I mean? 134 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,520 Uh-oh. 135 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:48,760 Okay. 136 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:52,973 Okay. 137 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,355 My most sincere apologies. 138 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,232 I was told your training would be finished by now. 139 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,902 Oh, that's okay. Hakuna matata, right? 140 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,322 Oh, I'm sorry. That was kind of racist, wasn't it? 141 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:11,366 Oh, you know, uh, Timon and Pumbaa are cartoons. 142 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,410 - So I'll let it slide. - Hey, I appreciate you. 143 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,829 So, you must be Edwin Akufo, huh? 144 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:16,872 - Yeah, I am. - I'm Ted Lasso. 145 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,498 Uh, so I don't shake hands. 146 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,210 But I have someone who does. Uh, Francis. 147 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,377 - Oh. Hi. - Yes. 148 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:27,257 Whoo, whoo! 149 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:30,177 That is one of the best handshakes I've ever hand shook right there. 150 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:33,889 Firm yet comforting, you know, like a weighted blanket for my hand toes. 151 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,183 So, I bet you're looking to chop it up with Miss Welton, yeah? 152 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,392 Uh, if that's not impossible. 153 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:40,812 Well, you say impossible, but all I hear is "I'm possible." 154 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,650 Makes more sense when written down. 155 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:45,817 - Ah, okay. - Yeah. 156 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:47,611 - Right this way, fellas. - Thank you. 157 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,489 - Take it from here? - If it's gotta be me. 158 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:51,615 Mm-hmm. 159 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,701 Okay, Greyhounds, now let's get in formation! 160 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:57,037 Will, here we go! 161 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:02,334 Five, six, seven, eight. 162 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,295 Come on. 163 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,422 Good. 164 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:11,593 Hit this. 165 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:21,520 That was it! 166 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:31,905 Yes! 167 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:35,158 I cannot tell you how much I admire what your club has done this season. 168 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,494 You know, relegation destroys some teams, 169 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,496 but it's only seemed to have made yours stronger. 170 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:42,749 That's all 'cause of the boss right here. Trickle-down economics may stink, 171 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,877 but trickle-down support smells like pizza, 172 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,420 roses and, I assume, Viola Davis. 173 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,882 I do care about this club, Mr. Akufo. 174 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:50,966 Very much. 175 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,759 That's why I'll cut straight to the point 176 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,511 and tell you that I'm not interested in selling. 177 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,805 Oh, I'm not trying to buy your club. 178 00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:57,931 - Oh. - Oh. 179 00:09:58,015 --> 00:10:00,058 I'm interested in buying one of your players. 180 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,561 Sam Obisanya. 181 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,856 But Rebecca loves Sam. 182 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:08,150 Yeah, we all love Sam. 183 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,359 Exactly. 184 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:13,780 Also, uh, Sam is under contract with us for another three years. 185 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,157 Yes, I understand. 186 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,659 Therefore, I would offer you a generous transfer fee 187 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,995 of so much money that people would think I'm crazy, 188 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,914 and you've taken advantage of me, 189 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,957 in a financial, non-sexual way, of course. 190 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,501 Ah. 191 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:27,920 I believe he's making you an offer you can't refuse. 192 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,296 Oh, Godfather, I see you. 193 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,258 Well, I'm refusing an offer he can't make. 194 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,179 - Is that a quote from the third movie? 195 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,764 I just have one question. 196 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,599 What club is it that you actually own? 197 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,767 Oh, I don't. 198 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,144 At least, not one I can talk about yet. 199 00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:46,230 But it is a team in Africa, 200 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,525 and I figured that Sam might appreciate the opportunity to play near his family. 201 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:50,859 You know, his home. 202 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,823 Well, gosh dang it. Now I wish we had two Sams, you know? 203 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,368 One for y'all and one for us. 204 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,328 Where are we at with cloning these days, by the way? 205 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,414 Them Scottish folks have been mighty quiet on that front for a while, 206 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,832 which means we gotta be close, right? 207 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:09,086 Yeah, well, like my father used to say, a sad white man is still a white man. 208 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,254 Word. 209 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,883 All I'm asking is for an opportunity to speak to Sam. 210 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,718 Maybe let him decide for himself, yes? 211 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,054 - Yes. 212 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,933 Oh, uh, I hope I'm not interrupting. 213 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,351 Ah, perfect timing. 214 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:28,063 Sam, this is Edwin Akufo. 215 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:32,025 Oh, he doesn't like to shake— 216 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,490 Mr. Akufo would like to speak with you. 217 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:41,618 I figure we could, uh, maybe go to a museum, 218 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,203 have something to eat. 219 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,247 Uh, sure. 220 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,332 Ah, wonderful. After you. 221 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:48,667 Okay. 222 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,088 It's lovely to meet you all. 223 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:54,673 - Bye. - You too. 224 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,429 So strange. 225 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:03,015 I once wrote a play about a billionaire 226 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:06,185 who took a footballer to a museum and then dinner. 227 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,061 - Whoa. 228 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,396 What happens in the play? 229 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,772 Well, they get their meal for free 230 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,275 because they found a little bit of glass in the pasta. 231 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,401 Ooh. 232 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,946 God, I wish I could write fiction. 233 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:22,159 Oh, thank you, Keeley. You know, I should revisit that work. 234 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,243 Yeah. Hmm. 235 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,082 - Hi. 236 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,461 - Sorry. You got me. 237 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,379 Wow, I didn't expect you to be here. 238 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,048 - No, me neither. 239 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,799 What can I do for you? 240 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,259 Well, um, 241 00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,887 I just wondered if you'd mind helping me pick out a fancy suit? 242 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,849 Abso-fucking-lutely. Perfect timing, actually. 243 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,268 I've gotta pick up some outfits for this photo shoot I'm doing. 244 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,436 Come with. 245 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,355 - What, now? - Now. 246 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,440 Let's go kill two birds with one stone. 247 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,653 All right, yeah. Let's go... murder some birds with a rock. 248 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:01,615 - Yeah? - Yeah! 249 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,825 - I got attacked by a bird once. - Did you? 250 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,881 Young man, I think you're late for class 251 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,843 by about 25 years. 252 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,266 Would you like a lollipop? 253 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:28,934 No. 254 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,983 It's Coach Kent, which can only mean 255 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:39,069 nobody told him it's a half-day and Phoebe's mom picked her up hours ago. 256 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,988 Fu... 257 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:43,991 n. 258 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,826 That's fun, innit? 259 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,371 Okay. See you later. 260 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,920 Mm-hmm. I always thought this was what the teachers did when we went home. 261 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,547 Art fundraiser tonight. 262 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,674 For 20 quid, you can buy a kid's art. 263 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,635 For 40, I'll send it home with you already in a rubbish bin. 264 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,346 That's a solid business model. 265 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,058 Which one of these is Phoebe's? 266 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,020 Oh, I won't be able to display Phoebe's artwork. 267 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:14,938 Why not? 268 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:24,990 Oh, no. 269 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,579 She draws ti— 270 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,999 Unnervingly accurate charcoal sketches of breasts, yes. 271 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,376 There were more, but some of the boys stole them 272 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,961 and I think are using them as currency. 273 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,005 Bloody hell. 274 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:43,926 Nice. 275 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,013 - Do you need a hand? - Yep. 276 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,443 Unless you need to go. 277 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,322 No, I got time. 278 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,325 Oh. 279 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,453 It's show-and-tell today. 280 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:14,498 Should I bring my Jamie Tartt jersey or my LEGO Hogwarts? 281 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,251 Mmm. I gotta go with the Jamie Tartt jersey 282 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,419 for fear of how Hogwarts might travel, you know? 283 00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,421 Good thinkin', Abe Lincoln. 284 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,260 Hey, buddy, I gotta let you go, okay? Have a great day at school. I love you. 285 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:29,596 Hey, boss. What's up? 286 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,307 Right, I'm just gonna come out and say it. 287 00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,976 I had a torrid affair with Sam. 288 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,728 Dad, I'm still on. - Oh, uh— 289 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,355 Hey, uh, sorry about that. 290 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,940 - Okay, I'll talk to you later. - Bye, Dad. 291 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,192 Uh— Yeah. 292 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:46,154 Um, okay, so let's see. 293 00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,073 - You and— - Sam. 294 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,783 uel L. Jackson? 295 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,870 - Obisanya. - Right, okay. Just checking. 296 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,915 Um, okay, well, you know, I think that's great. 297 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,208 Hold on. 298 00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,376 Wait. No— 299 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,836 Yes. Yeah, I do. No, I think that's fine. 300 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,506 - I think I need to end it. - Sure, I can see that. 301 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,676 I mean, I asked him for a bit of time to figure things out. 302 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,677 Mm-hmm. 303 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,470 And now we're in a bit of a limbo situation. 304 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,890 Great party game, horrible relationship status. 305 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,642 And then Edwin Akufo swoops in to take him away, 306 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,728 and I've lost all objectivity. 307 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,146 Hmm. 308 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,648 Sam's a really great player. 309 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:22,983 One of the best we got. 310 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,819 But do I want him to stay because of my feelings for him? 311 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:26,945 Good question. 312 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,908 - I mean, we really were great together. - I mean, come on. 313 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,577 Sam and Rebecca are already one of my all-time favorite TV couples. 314 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,330 To have one of them in real life? Yes, please. 315 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,832 But if he wants to go, I shouldn't stand in his way. 316 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,167 I could not agree more. 317 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,462 But if I let him go, I might regret it for the rest of my life. 318 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,631 Ooh, turns out, I could agree more. 319 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,469 Mmm. 320 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,887 Well, Rebecca. 321 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,056 Listen to me. 322 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,436 Don't listen to me. 323 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,105 Don't listen to Edwin Akufo. 324 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,649 Don't even listen to Sam. 325 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,150 You just listen to your gut, okay? 326 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,570 And on your way down to your gut, check in with your heart. 327 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,949 Between those two things, they'll let you know what's what. 328 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,286 They make good harmony, 329 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,789 like two-thirds of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, you know what I mean? 330 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,292 Thank you, Ted. 331 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,508 You know, boss, you're starting to develop a bit of a habit. 332 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,885 - Am I? - Oh, yeah. 333 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,514 Same time, same place last year, you dropped another truth bomb on me. 334 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,312 - See you next year. - I can't wait. 335 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:59,788 Oh, my God. That's so good, I can't even look at you. 336 00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,582 Thanks, Jacques-o. 337 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,793 Oi, how you doing in there, babe? 338 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,672 Feel like I'm not supposed to be here. 339 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,340 I mean, this place is for rich twats 340 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:13,093 who piss away all their money on an outfit they only wear once. 341 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,264 But, Nate, today you are one of those twats. 342 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,224 I quite like that. 343 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:21,226 - Oh, this is so much fun. - Yeah. 344 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,020 Roy never does this stuff with me. 345 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:27,065 - He's always like, "I'm Roy Kent." 346 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,859 "Why do I need to go shopping? 347 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,653 I already own a black T-shirt and jeans." 348 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,619 This is yes. 349 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,330 - Oh. - But I'm worried about the crotch. 350 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,708 Does the crotch feel loose? The crotch looks loose. 351 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,502 Keeley, thoughts on the crotch? 352 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,798 Oh, my Go— 353 00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,764 I think the crotch looks great. 354 00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:00,849 We can have the crotch taken in. 355 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:04,061 It's better to have a tight crotch than a loose crotch, you know? 356 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,522 But we love the suit, yes? 357 00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:10,609 Uh, I— What do you— What do you think? 358 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:14,071 No, I don't think this is it. 359 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,365 - No. - Take it off immediately. 360 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,534 Would you guys like a drink? 361 00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:20,202 Oh, yeah, go on. 362 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,537 - Glass of champagne? - Mm-hmm. 363 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:22,746 I'm all right, thanks. 364 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,499 Oi, it's free. 365 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,667 And... 366 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,337 when you see the prices, you're gonna wish you'd drank more of it. 367 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,047 Oh, my God. Uh, yeah— Um, yeah. 368 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,007 A whiskey, thank you. Please. 369 00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,388 Knock knock, Doc Doc. 370 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,681 Oh. 371 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:43,350 Oh, please don't tell me you're taking my office now. 372 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,643 Wha— No, no. I just came up 373 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,229 to invite Doctor Sharon to Colin's birthday party tomorrow night. 374 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,647 Ah. Oh— 375 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,024 Uh, Colin's birthday is August the 21st. 376 00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:52,609 I love that you know that. 377 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:54,194 Yeah, I know everybody's birthday. 378 00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:55,529 Really? 379 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,615 - Liam Neeson. - June 7th. 380 00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,534 - Tina Turner. - November 26th. 381 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,161 Chuck Norris, Sharon Stone, and Osama Bin Laden. 382 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,706 All March the 10th. 383 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,583 Whoo, you are good. And you're right. 384 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,377 Colin's party was just a cover story for Sharon's going-away party. 385 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,420 Not bad, huh? 386 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:15,632 Uh, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Ted, but Sharon's already gone. 387 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:19,136 Uh, beg to differ, Higgy Stardust. Sharon's last day is mañana. 388 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:22,890 Yes, but an emergency came up, and she has to leave tonight. 389 00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:25,684 Wait, she left without saying goodbye? 390 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,313 Uh, she wrote everybody a letter. 391 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,565 Um, mine was very nice. 392 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,443 Here's yours. 393 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:36,987 No. 394 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:41,825 Don't let her get away with it, Ted! 395 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:44,745 Yes. 396 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,752 - Wow. - I know, right? 397 00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:55,506 Kelechi Nwaneri. 398 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,341 Yeah, his work is incredible. 399 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,510 Well, he's Nigerian. 400 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,262 I just bought it. 401 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:06,266 So I can donate it to the Cape Coast Castle Museum in Ghana. 402 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,852 This piece belongs in Africa. 403 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,065 It's amazing. 404 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,775 Even for a Nigerian. 405 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:23,283 Sam, I'm a walking confliction. 406 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,410 I am a billionaire, 407 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,539 yet I don't believe billionaires should exist. 408 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,709 That's why I'm breaking up my father's empire. 409 00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,337 I'm using the money to make better things 410 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,340 and hopefully make things better. 411 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,470 You are not at all what I expected. 412 00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:44,596 Ah. 413 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,598 You don't even have a security detail. 414 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,184 Okay. 415 00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:51,770 That's because I bought out the entire museum 416 00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:53,564 and, uh, filled it with actors. 417 00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:00,529 Oh, I thought I recognized him from I May Destroy You. 418 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,700 Are you hungry? 419 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:05,784 Starving. 420 00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:07,202 Ah, I know a perfect place. 421 00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,246 - Edwin. - Ah, it's good to see you. 422 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,373 - Uh, this is my friend, Sam. - Hey, you all right? 423 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,708 Lovely to meet you. 424 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,835 Ah, congratulations. You both just met a cool person. 425 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,628 Hmm. Cheers. 426 00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:17,713 See you. 427 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,383 - Pretty cool, eh? - What? 428 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,302 - That was Banksy. - Banksy? 429 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,386 Yeah. 430 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,180 - The— 431 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,723 Oh, my God. 432 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,811 Sorry. 433 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:34,771 - Yeah, let's do it. Thanks, babe. - Mm-hmm. 434 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,859 Fuck me! 435 00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,444 - Yeah? - Yeah. 436 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,321 You look so hot. 437 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,989 I just wanna fix your tie really quick. 438 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,699 Come here. Okay. 439 00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:49,953 Thank you so much, by the way. 440 00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:51,955 You're so good at everything, 441 00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:55,584 and you're always helping people and making things better. 442 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:57,836 Just like you. 443 00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:01,673 - Sorry. - It's all right. 444 00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:03,175 - Do you ever, um— 445 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:05,302 Do you ever feel like you wanna be the boss? 446 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:09,723 - Yeah. - Yeah. 447 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:13,060 I mean, I did used to worry that I was gonna end up like my mum. 448 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:14,144 - Mmm. 449 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:16,939 She spent years working at the same company tirelessly 450 00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:18,774 just for a man to take all the credit. 451 00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,276 She wasn't brave enough to dream big. 452 00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:25,364 So, I decided to do things very differently. 453 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,824 And then I met Rebecca, 454 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,036 and she inspired me to wanna be a boss. 455 00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,499 People like you and I, we can't help but dream big. 456 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:40,420 And no one is gonna fight harder for their dreams than us, right? 457 00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:42,422 - Right. - Mmm. 458 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:46,343 The scariest part of all of it is making the decision to just go for it. 459 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:49,555 'Cause once you do that, then everything just sort of falls in— 460 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:56,478 God. I'm so s— I'm so sorry. I didn't— 461 00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:57,729 - That's okay. - No, it's not. 462 00:23:57,813 --> 00:24:00,023 - Yes, it is. Don't worry about it. - No. No, it's fine— 463 00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:01,108 - N— It was— - No, it was— 464 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:03,735 - It happens sometimes to the best of us. - It's not— 465 00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:04,945 It's fine. I just, um— 466 00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:06,905 - I— - God, I'm s— I'm gonna get outta this— 467 00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:08,949 - Don't worry about it. - I do worry about it. 468 00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:10,075 Don't. 469 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,410 Shit. 470 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,476 Is that a younger year? 471 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,769 Nope, same year. 472 00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,647 Then why are their pictures shit, 473 00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:43,025 and yours are... not shit? 474 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:46,278 Ah. Well, I take the pictures before they can fuck them up. 475 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,655 They hate it, but I know it's for the best. 476 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:51,700 Ah, so you're Ms. Bowen, the mean teacher. 477 00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:54,620 Well, Phoebe likes you. 478 00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:56,788 Well, she's smart. Most of them hate me. 479 00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:59,708 They have, like... 20 different mean nicknames for me. 480 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:00,834 Go on. 481 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:02,085 I don't know any of them. 482 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:09,718 Ms. Bowlegs, Ms. Boring, Ms. Bonehead, Ms. Bellend, Boaty Ms. Boatface... 483 00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:12,804 and then there's one little boy who simply calls me Fuck-witch, 484 00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:16,308 which is admittedly my favorite. 485 00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:19,770 Well, best teachers are the toughest ones. 486 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,689 My first coach used to chase me round the pitch on a motorbike 487 00:25:22,773 --> 00:25:24,316 like we were in fucking Mad Max. 488 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:25,651 That's terrifying. 489 00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:27,528 Yeah, but it made me fast. 490 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:32,032 The half-hour countdown begins. 491 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:34,451 Nothing worse than parents' mixers. 492 00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:37,162 They get free chardonnay, and I get to ward off all the single dads. 493 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,541 - And not-so-single dads. - Right. 494 00:25:40,624 --> 00:25:41,625 Are you married? 495 00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:43,335 No. 496 00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:58,225 - I've gotta go. - You're not gonna stay for the art show? 497 00:25:58,308 --> 00:25:59,643 No, sorry. 498 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:03,939 Thanks for all your help. 499 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,361 Ooh. 500 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,780 Karen, for God's sake, grow the fuck up. 501 00:26:19,788 --> 00:26:22,291 Well, well, well. Look what the weird bike rode in. 502 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:25,627 Ted, how long have you been standing out here? 503 00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:26,879 A long time. 504 00:26:26,962 --> 00:26:28,422 And I really gotta use the john too, 505 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:31,300 but I'm gonna hold it a bit longer, 'cause I'm so dang ticked off at you. 506 00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:37,306 I was right. It's a lot easier to navigate that hallway 507 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:38,557 with this thing all folded up. 508 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,434 Thank you for carrying it up. 509 00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:41,810 How could you just leave? 510 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:44,563 Sorry, I'm not good with goodbyes. 511 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:47,024 Well, when I was a baby, I wasn't good at walking and talking, 512 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,609 but I stuck with it and look at me now. 513 00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:50,402 - Did you get my letter? - Yes. 514 00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:51,486 - Did you read it? - No! 515 00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:53,238 We had a whole thing planned for you. 516 00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:55,490 You know how hard it is to get grown men to learn choreography? 517 00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:58,869 Almost impossible. Heck, we even got you a gift. 518 00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:02,748 Spoiler alert, it's a bunch of cash. 519 00:27:03,332 --> 00:27:04,541 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 520 00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:06,460 But Ted, you knew I was leaving. 521 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:09,129 I did, but I thought I was gonna get a chance to say goodbye to you. 522 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,549 I mean, my wife left me, my dad left me, 523 00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:16,386 and you, more than anyone in the world, knows how I feel when I get abandoned, 524 00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:17,930 and you just left. 525 00:27:18,514 --> 00:27:20,933 I wrote about that. It's all in the letter I left for you. 526 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:23,977 Wait a minute, thi-thi— Okay. You mean this? This right here? 527 00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:26,897 Guess what. I'm not gonna read your letter, ever, okay? 528 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,107 You got something to say to me, just say it to my face. 529 00:27:30,526 --> 00:27:31,985 I thought we had a breakthrough. 530 00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:33,987 You did. You confronted things you had ne— 531 00:27:34,071 --> 00:27:36,323 No, no, no. Not me. I'm talking about us. 532 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,826 - We did, Ted. Yeah. 533 00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:41,703 Thanks to you, I've learned that 534 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:45,123 expressing my vulnerabilities can help my patients with theirs. 535 00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:47,543 You helped me become a better therapist. 536 00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:51,588 And that's saying something, because I was already fucking brilliant. 537 00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:56,635 That's nice of you to say. 538 00:27:57,636 --> 00:28:00,389 And yet, you were gonna leave without letting me know any of that. 539 00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:03,225 - Ted, it's all in the letter. - It's all in the letter! 540 00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:06,603 It's all in your le— Okay, well, fine. I'll read your stupid-ass letter. 541 00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:07,813 Unbelievable. 542 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,232 Mm-hmm. 543 00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:13,235 - You spelled "favorite" wrong. 544 00:29:00,157 --> 00:29:01,325 It's a very good letter. 545 00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:07,080 I feel more comfortable writing goodbye than saying it. I'm sorry. 546 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,251 It's okay. I understand. 547 00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:17,007 My train to Royston doesn't leave till midnight. 548 00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:18,759 Wanna grab a drink? 549 00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:22,304 I'm buying. 550 00:29:25,182 --> 00:29:26,558 Yeah, okay. That'd be nice. Yeah. 551 00:29:28,393 --> 00:29:31,271 - But I really gotta pee first. I gotta— - Door to the left. 552 00:29:39,530 --> 00:29:41,865 I've never had West African food this good in London. 553 00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:44,117 I can't believe I didn't know this place existed. 554 00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:45,953 Uh, well, it doesn't. 555 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:47,788 I had it created for us. 556 00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:50,415 - I brought in my own chefs. 557 00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:51,708 I travel often, 558 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:55,128 and I know what it's like to miss the food from home. 559 00:29:58,340 --> 00:29:59,550 Actors? 560 00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:01,552 - Friends. - Huh. 561 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:08,183 Listen. I wanna be honest with you. 562 00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:12,312 I don't see myself leaving Richmond to play for, 563 00:30:12,896 --> 00:30:15,607 well, whatever team you end up owning one day. 564 00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:22,781 Sam, you are the fourth person to know this. 565 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:26,910 I'm buying Raja Casablanca in Morocco. 566 00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:31,999 My only focus in life will be to make us one of the biggest clubs in the world. 567 00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:38,172 Bayern, United, PSG, Barcelona... 568 00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:41,133 Casablanca. 569 00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:45,179 Hmm? 570 00:30:45,262 --> 00:30:48,473 The greatest African players around the world will come home 571 00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:49,641 to play for us. 572 00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:55,731 Mark my words, in 20 years, an African team will win the World Cup. 573 00:30:57,065 --> 00:31:01,069 Sam, you inspired the world to care about what's happening at home. 574 00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:04,615 That's why I want you to come play for me. 575 00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:08,619 I want the incredible man you are, not the footballer. 576 00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:12,289 Although the footballer too is incredible. 577 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,668 Uh, thank you. 578 00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:22,257 You've given me a lot to think about. 579 00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:25,093 Please. Take all the time you need. 580 00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:28,972 You have 72 hours. 581 00:31:31,808 --> 00:31:33,852 Hey, please. Finish the jollof. Huh? 582 00:31:33,936 --> 00:31:35,103 I insist. 583 00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:37,231 Thank you. Uh, you know, 584 00:31:37,314 --> 00:31:39,274 I appreciate that you had it made the Nigerian way. 585 00:31:39,358 --> 00:31:43,320 Uh, well, I thought you'd prefer it, even though the Ghanaian way is better. 586 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:46,198 Oh, I know we've been getting along, but I will— I will fight you on this one. 587 00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:47,533 Let us fight then. 588 00:31:53,205 --> 00:31:54,706 Oh, wonderful, Mr. Kent. 589 00:31:54,790 --> 00:31:57,417 Uh, we've got you upstairs. You'll start in the black suit, 590 00:31:57,501 --> 00:32:00,921 and then we'd love for Nicky to take a pass at your eyebrows. 591 00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:09,763 Hey. I'm sorry I'm late. 592 00:32:09,847 --> 00:32:12,641 You're not late, babe. Your outfit's in the closet. 593 00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:14,601 You look cool as fuck. 594 00:32:14,685 --> 00:32:16,645 Thank you. 595 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:19,022 Mmm. 596 00:32:19,106 --> 00:32:20,899 How was suit shopping with Nate? 597 00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:22,150 Yeah, it was fine. 598 00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:27,072 Um... 599 00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:30,951 I know that you hate this stuff, babe, but it's gonna be good, yeah? 600 00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:32,452 Please say that it's gonna be good 601 00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:35,998 'cause I'm re— really losing it. I'm so nervous. 602 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:40,961 Babe, you've done a thousand magazines. 603 00:32:41,044 --> 00:32:42,963 You did an advert for a service station 604 00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:46,550 where you jumped out of an airplane topless eating a hamburger. 605 00:32:47,384 --> 00:32:49,469 You can't be more nervous than that. 606 00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:52,306 But this isn't that. 607 00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:55,642 It was about how I looked. 608 00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:57,936 This is about me. 609 00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:02,107 I had to do an interview, like a real interview. 610 00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:04,902 But they asked me about my thoughts and my feelings 611 00:33:04,985 --> 00:33:06,820 and my goals for the future. 612 00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:12,492 When people read this article, they're gonna see me. 613 00:33:12,576 --> 00:33:13,785 See the real me. 614 00:33:22,878 --> 00:33:26,089 The real you is fucking amazing. 615 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,676 And now the whole world is gonna get to see that. 616 00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:34,097 You are Keeley fucking Jones, 617 00:33:34,681 --> 00:33:36,141 the independent woman. 618 00:33:37,434 --> 00:33:38,977 You're gonna kill it. 619 00:33:43,065 --> 00:33:44,525 So I should keep my top on? 620 00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:46,735 Maybe for one shot. 621 00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:52,658 Thank you. 622 00:34:29,319 --> 00:34:30,529 Hello, Dad. 623 00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:32,614 Yeah. 624 00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:35,199 It was incredible. 625 00:34:36,034 --> 00:34:39,204 Yeah, yeah, he took me to a museum. An— And then we had Nigerian food! 626 00:34:47,754 --> 00:34:51,300 Okay, great. And, um, now look at one another. 627 00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:54,594 - Come on then. 628 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:07,357 That's wonderful. Can I get the 85, please? 629 00:35:08,233 --> 00:35:10,485 Switching lenses. Will only be a second. 630 00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:12,070 Yeah. 631 00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:17,868 All right, so, earlier when I was suit shopping with Nate, 632 00:35:17,951 --> 00:35:19,703 there was a little misunderstanding. 633 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:21,121 He tried to kiss me. 634 00:35:21,997 --> 00:35:23,290 It wasn't a big deal, 635 00:35:24,374 --> 00:35:26,793 but I just thought, you know, you should know. 636 00:35:26,877 --> 00:35:29,755 Shit. That must've been awkward. 637 00:35:32,007 --> 00:35:33,175 Thank you for telling me. 638 00:35:40,557 --> 00:35:44,645 I was talking to Phoebe's teacher earlier for three hours. 639 00:35:45,229 --> 00:35:47,689 And at the end she asked me if I was married, and I just said no, 640 00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:49,149 nothing else. 641 00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:50,234 I don't know why. 642 00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:05,332 At the funeral, 643 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:08,585 Jamie told me he still loves me. 644 00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:18,804 Okay. Here we go. 645 00:36:23,976 --> 00:36:25,227 Turn to me. 646 00:36:41,285 --> 00:36:44,121 Well, well, well. Look who knows her way around a pinball machine, huh? 647 00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:45,998 I love pinball. - Yeah. 648 00:36:46,081 --> 00:36:48,709 It's one of the most entertaining forms of meditation. 649 00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:51,211 Your only opponent is yourself and gravity. 650 00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:53,839 Yeah, two things we're stuck with. 651 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,426 At least until that Elon Musk fella stops messing about on Twitter 652 00:36:57,509 --> 00:36:58,802 and starts focusing on jet packs. 653 00:37:00,596 --> 00:37:03,223 Mmm. "SMF," huh? 654 00:37:03,307 --> 00:37:04,516 Oh, le— let me guess. 655 00:37:06,185 --> 00:37:07,769 Sharon Mildred Fieldstone? 656 00:37:07,853 --> 00:37:09,146 Sexy motherfucker. 657 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:12,024 - Rest in peace, Mr. Nelson. - Mm-hmm. 658 00:37:13,859 --> 00:37:14,860 Mmm. 659 00:37:15,569 --> 00:37:16,945 - Another round? - Oh, yeah. Come on. 660 00:37:17,029 --> 00:37:18,405 - Come on now. 661 00:37:18,488 --> 00:37:20,616 This one's gonna be on me. Actually, you know what? No. 662 00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:22,701 - Still gonna be on you, Dr. Moneybags. 663 00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:25,829 If you excuse me, I'm gonna go hit one of my favorite British words, 664 00:37:25,913 --> 00:37:27,915 and my absolute favorite Diamond Phillips, 665 00:37:27,998 --> 00:37:29,333 - the loo. 666 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:31,460 Another two, please, Mae. 667 00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:33,545 - Okey dokey. - Thank you. 668 00:37:36,173 --> 00:37:37,758 You're the shrink for the team, yeah? 669 00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:39,927 Mm-hmm. 670 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,428 Go on. Ask her. 671 00:37:42,012 --> 00:37:43,013 I'm scared of snakes. 672 00:37:43,889 --> 00:37:46,934 Like, really scared of snakes, even the tiny ones in my garden. 673 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:48,602 Does that mean anything? 674 00:37:48,685 --> 00:37:50,437 Do you want it to mean something? 675 00:37:51,647 --> 00:37:54,191 I just don't wanna be afraid when I'm tending to my tomatoes. 676 00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:57,027 Because the garden is your safe space. 677 00:37:59,196 --> 00:38:00,364 Is it about the snakes, 678 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:04,034 or is it about the fear and anxiety slithering into your consciousness? 679 00:38:04,117 --> 00:38:05,744 That's it. 680 00:38:05,827 --> 00:38:07,955 The last one! That's it! 681 00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:09,081 Sorceress. 682 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:12,167 - I have a recurring dream... - Oh, God. 683 00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:13,919 where I'm floating. 684 00:38:14,002 --> 00:38:16,338 Not flying, floating. 685 00:38:18,006 --> 00:38:19,174 Piss off, you three. 686 00:38:19,758 --> 00:38:23,053 You want psychiatric help, call the number I gave you. 687 00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:25,389 Think about it. 688 00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:26,598 Thanks. 689 00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:30,727 Thanks, Mae. - There you go, love. 690 00:38:31,436 --> 00:38:32,646 Oh, no. I ordered two. 691 00:38:33,438 --> 00:38:35,023 Ted asked me to give you this. 692 00:38:44,408 --> 00:38:47,744 Son of a bitch stole my move. 693 00:38:58,172 --> 00:39:00,090 Here's one with no shit in it. 694 00:39:00,174 --> 00:39:02,384 Thanks. 695 00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:27,284 I can't give you an answer about us. 696 00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:33,540 And I know I can't ask you not to go. 697 00:39:38,921 --> 00:39:40,380 But I hope you don't go. 698 00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:46,178 I should go.