1 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:30,781 Mush! 2 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,980 Now, that's a cup of coffee. It's strong. 3 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:04,897 Good though. 4 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:05,941 I got you something. 5 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,360 I love somethings. 6 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:12,698 What is this? 7 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:17,452 Sense and Sensibility. I love this book. 8 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,371 I loved the movie more though. 9 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,292 Wait, is this, like, a first edition or something? 10 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:27,379 - Yep. And it's signed. - No. 11 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:33,552 "Keeley, you go girl! Jane Austen." 12 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:39,349 Did you destroy a priceless artifact just to make me laugh? 13 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,853 One, it wasn't priceless. It was actually very expensive. 14 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:47,316 Two, I can get very jealous, and I hate the idea of you regifting that. 15 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:50,235 And three, no, I didn't. That is all her. 16 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:54,615 And she really wants you to "go girl," so, you better go girl. 17 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,992 I'll go. Watch me. 18 00:01:57,075 --> 00:02:00,162 Come here. Thank you. 19 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,455 You're welcome. 20 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,628 Hey, Cindy. How are you? Good. 21 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,048 How you doing, brother? You okay? 22 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,677 - Good morning, Faridah. - Morning, Sam. 23 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:19,556 Okay. I have a favor to ask. 24 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,060 Do we have an open table on Friday night? 25 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,944 You're being serious? No. 26 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:36,114 The restaurant is booked for months. The waiting list is a lie we tell people. 27 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:40,827 Okay. We have a very special guest coming, so I need a "Ray Liotta" for one. 28 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,038 I'll take care of it, take care of it. 29 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:44,525 You're the best. 30 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,750 - Okay. Thank you. - Fuck you! 31 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,170 If you will excuse me. 32 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,387 - Is everything okay in here? - I don't know. 33 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,305 - Is everything okay in here? - Yes, Chef! 34 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,224 - Everything's fine. - So who were you talking to? 35 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:05,143 - Brinda Barot. - And was she here? 36 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,227 No, poo poo head. 37 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,272 A refugee boat's coming in, 38 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,983 and our home secretary wants to send them away. 39 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:13,694 - Why would she do that? - Because she's the devil. 40 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:14,778 - Right? - Yes, Chef! 41 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,948 Okay, listen. Brinda Barot sucks for sure, 42 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,868 but, Simi, it's way too early to be this angry. 43 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:25,163 Maybe you should start drinking coffee again. It's better for your heart. 44 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,233 Why are you here? 45 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:29,459 Is there a photo shoot for Footballer Passion Project Magazine, 46 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,544 or something? 47 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,130 No, I just stopped by to make sure everything was okay. 48 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,756 Everything is perfect. 49 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:38,844 What about the spoons? 50 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,268 They don't match. 51 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:53,734 Samuel, if the food is good, which it is, no one cares about the spoons. 52 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,862 - Am I right? - Yes, Chef! 53 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:04,745 You know, just… My father is coming this weekend. 54 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,790 So… Fuck. And I just… I want everything to be perfect. 55 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:12,002 He's coming all the way from Nigeria. 56 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,254 If this bitch lets him in. 57 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,200 All right, fellas, focus up here. 58 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,745 Right about now, Roy's gonna make things dark… 59 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:52,000 so that Coach Beard here can shed some light. Coach. 60 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,840 At the 1974 World Cup, 61 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,509 the tiny country of the Netherlands came out of nowhere 62 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,511 and made it all the way to the World Cup Final, 63 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,430 playing the home team, heavily favored Germany. 64 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,309 Those Dutch hippies scored before the Germans even touched the ball. 65 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:11,228 Yeah, but Holland lost that game. 66 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:15,649 Correct. But along the way, they won the hearts of fans all around the world 67 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:22,322 with a style of play… dare I say, a philosophy… called Total Football. 68 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,117 Which, coincidentally, Coach dreamed up 69 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,411 in a barbecue-sauce-related hallucination just last week. 70 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:31,540 No, it's true. But hey, it's not about me. Go on, keep shining. 71 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,125 The best player on that team 72 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,210 and the godfather of Total Football was this guy. 73 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:36,879 Can anyone tell me who this is? 74 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,881 That's Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave. 75 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:42,593 No. It is Dutch football legend, Johan Cruyff. 76 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,719 It's pronounced Cruijff. 77 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:46,555 My apologies. With Total Football, 78 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:49,099 - Johan Cruijff… - That's it. 79 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:52,311 …took his small club Ajax to three straight European titles. 80 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:55,522 Now, he later became a coach, first at Ajax, 81 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,858 and then he took Total Football to Barcelona, 82 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,736 where he won the Spanish championship four years in a row. 83 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,447 Now a central cog of that team was an industrious 84 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:06,283 but brilliant midfielder named Josep Guardiola. 85 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,202 AKA Pep. 86 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:10,579 Look at that head of hair. 87 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:11,663 God had to take it away 88 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:13,332 just to balance things out, you know? 89 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:17,211 Pep became a coach as well, honing his own version of Total Football 90 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:21,131 that he took to Barcelona and Bayern Munich, 91 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:25,427 eventually landing at our great white whale, Manchester City. 92 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,682 Where he briefly coached a very talented young player… 93 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,895 until that beautiful dum-dum quit to go do a reality show. 94 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:37,981 I was robbed! 95 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:42,986 Total Football is about constant movement. Players are no longer in set positions. 96 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:46,657 Defenders are free to attack. Attackers are trusted to defend. 97 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,952 It's about taking risks and supporting each other's choices. 98 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,621 Like when your friend wears something new and outside his comfort zone, 99 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:55,249 and instead of ignoring it, everybody pays him a compliment. 100 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,626 By the way, great hat, Ash. 101 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,212 Oh, yeah. 102 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,714 - It's pretty sweet. - Yeah, it frames his face nicely. 103 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:05,759 Exactly. Total Football is about letting go of your baggage 104 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:07,219 and trusting your intuition. 105 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:12,558 It's jazz. It's Motown. It's Mamet. It's Pinter. It's Einstein. 106 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,351 It's Keurig. It's Gaga! 107 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,855 It's my mother proudly displaying her vibrator on the bedside table! 108 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:22,860 It's about throwing off the constraints put upon you by society and by yourselves! 109 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,529 We all know football is life. 110 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:27,948 But a beautiful life… 111 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,784 is Total Football. 112 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,498 That's good. That's you right there. 113 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:38,250 Give it up, that's Coach. 114 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,335 All right, fellas, we wanted y'all to know 115 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:42,379 a little bit about the history of Total Football, 116 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,339 because that's what we're gonna start playing here. 117 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,675 What? No. No, wait. What? 118 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:51,013 Oi! You turn those frowns upside down 'cause we're fucking doing this. 119 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:54,224 We're gonna drill it, we're gonna train it and then in a couple of months, 120 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,810 we're taking Total Football to the fucking pitch. 121 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:58,937 No, actually we're gonna do it this Saturday against Arsenal. 122 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:01,023 - Well, that's fucking mental. - No, it'll be fine. 123 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,232 Hush your butts! 124 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:06,278 Hush your butt! Let's go. Come on. 125 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:09,239 No, no, no. Cool it. It's gonna be fine. I don't wanna hear it. 126 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,033 - Let's go, come on! - I hear butts! 127 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:13,744 Hush your butt, hush your butt, hush your butt. Gotta hush them butts. 128 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,704 Isaac, come on, be a captain. Get that butt hushed. 129 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,789 I don't wanna hear it, Van Damme. Hush your butt. 130 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:24,963 Ms. Jones, we have a problem. The… Oh, no, wait, actually, no, we don't. 131 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:28,175 Sorry, sort of force of habit or something. 132 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,260 - I'm just dropping this off. - Thank you. 133 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,181 That's very lovely. May I? 134 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,265 Yeah, of course, go. 135 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,436 I never would've thought that you liked books. 136 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,899 I mean, that you collect first editions. 137 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,068 Oh, no, I don't. That was a gift from Jack. 138 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:51,114 Wow. What a very nice gift to receive. From your boss. 139 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:54,326 She's not really my boss, right? She's helping me execute my vision. 140 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,454 It must be nice to have such a generous friend that, 141 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,499 delivers expensive gifts to your place of work. 142 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,210 No, no. She gave it to me this morning when we had breakfast together. 143 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:08,549 Coffee. We had a coffee together. 144 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:11,385 At a coffee shop. But we didn't arrive together. 145 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:15,055 We came from separate places, and we met there. 146 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,850 She was late actually. 147 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:21,061 Well, I had a warm yogurt on the tube in my pajamas. 148 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,771 You take the tube in your pajamas? 149 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:25,274 Yeah, sometimes, yes. When I want to beat the rush. 150 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:28,694 And then I just get changed in the toilets when I get here. 151 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:30,946 Smart. 152 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,240 - Ms. Jones. - Barbara. 153 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,451 - Hey, Siri. - Yes, Wunderkind? 154 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,536 Could you set a reminder for tomorrow at 7:00 p.m. 155 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,121 for Nicole's birthday dinner? Thank you. 156 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:24,583 Okay, your reminder is set for tomorrow at 7:00. 157 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,299 - Siri. - Yes, Wunderkind? 158 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,511 How can you tell if a girl likes you or is just being nice to you? 159 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:37,554 You can't. 160 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,186 So now I'm starting to get all these subtle, little hints from Jane. 161 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,813 Like, certain magazines left on the coffee table 162 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:49,107 and always hearing about her friends who are doing it. 163 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,151 Well, marriage is a big commitment, you know? 164 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,486 No, I'm talking about pegging. 165 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:54,613 Well, still. 166 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,114 Wait, what magazines? 167 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,785 - Here you go, lads. - Thanks, Mae. 168 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,912 - You okay, Mae? - No. 169 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:07,084 We win, this place is packed. We lose, it's like this. 170 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:12,673 I actually prefer it. You can finally hear yourself think in here. 171 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,383 Fuck off. 172 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,267 Hey, Lasso. We wanted to apologize. 173 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,644 - What for? - For getting all soft on you. 174 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:28,397 Yeah, we humanized you and lost all objectivity. 175 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,899 Main reason why farmers don't name their livestock. 176 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:33,735 And why we don't learn the names of Baz's brother's girlfriends anymore. 177 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,028 Because he's a male whore. 178 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,906 Exactly. So we're gonna backslide a little bit. 179 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,617 Now what the fuck are you doing to our team, wanker? 180 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,244 - Okay. - You… Well… Now, hold on, 181 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,537 hold on, hold on, Coach. 182 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,123 Well, I tell you what, fellas. 183 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:49,251 Why don't you come watch training tomorrow? See for yourselves. 184 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,338 We ain't running a chocolate factory or Deutsche Bank. 185 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,757 We got nothing to hide from y'all. See you tomorrow? 186 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:59,386 Yeah. You will. 187 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,849 What? 188 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,018 - Should I wear a suit? - I'm definitely gonna take a shower. 189 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,103 - I mean, gotta do that. Yeah, definitely. - Yeah. 190 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:11,481 Coach, you sure it's smart to invite fans to our practices? 191 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:15,068 It's their team. We're just borrowing it for a little while. You know? 192 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:17,321 Anyway, 193 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,782 I guess marriage and pegging aren't really that different. 194 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,701 Yeah, it's all about compromise. 195 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,179 - There he is! - God! Sorry. 196 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,807 The hottest coach in the league! 197 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,877 Thank you. 198 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:51,438 I won a lot of money off your lot. So, keep it up. Please. 199 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:52,731 Table for one? 200 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:56,235 No, I thought I'd… Just passing. Is Jade working today? Do you know? 201 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,695 No, she's off Tuesdays. She goes to school. 202 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,949 Or feeds her mum. I don't listen, so I don't really know. 203 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,368 Okay. Well, just say that I said hello. 204 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,995 Actually, you know what, don't say anything. 205 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:11,375 Actually, no, do. Say, if you… 206 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,086 No. Just don't say anything. Unless she asks after me. 207 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,213 In which case, just say that I said hello. 208 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,550 - And why would she ask after you? - Exactly. I don't kn… 209 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,050 Thank you, Derek. 210 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:24,972 Thank you. Bye. Yes, no, just… Yeah. 211 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,308 All right. 212 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:31,645 - Hey, Trent. - Hello, Ted. 213 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,774 - Hey, Ted! - Hey, fellas! 214 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,528 The fuck are they doing here? 215 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,531 I don't know. Ask Beard, he's the one who invited them. 216 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,120 All right, my Merry Pranksters. 217 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:51,832 If we're gonna play Total Football, there are four things we need to focus on. 218 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:56,211 All right? Number one, conditioning. Y'all gotta get into even better shape. 219 00:13:56,295 --> 00:14:00,215 Number two, versatility. Number three, awareness. 220 00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:01,341 And number four… 221 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,053 I don't know what that one is yet. But I know it's important. 222 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:08,765 Starting today, we're gonna have to turn things up a notch around here. 223 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,185 So I'ma hand it over to your drill instructor, 224 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,603 Sergeant Roy Kent. 225 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,193 Whistle! On your feet, maggots! 226 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,529 Right. 227 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:26,241 Today you're gonna run from end to end to end to end. 228 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:28,285 But lucky for you, I'm in a good mood. 229 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:32,831 So you've only gotta do that for the whole fucking practice. 230 00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:34,541 Whistle. 231 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,131 - Why doesn't he just use a whistle? - He's allergic to metal. 232 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,634 Football stars, they're just like us. 233 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,011 Run! 234 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,308 You sure you don't want a plastic whistle? 235 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,647 - Hi. - Hi. 236 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:03,320 - Cute flowers. - Thanks. 237 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,613 Yeah, daisies are my favorite. 238 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,865 - And I thought I was. - Wait! 239 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,539 Why'd you do that? 240 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,624 Shit, you're right, yeah. 241 00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:21,547 - No. Off. On. On? - Keeley. Keeley. 242 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,550 - On or off? Off? On or off? - Keeley. Keeley, s… 243 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,885 - On? On. Do you want it on or off? - Keeley. Keeley. 244 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:30,639 - On or off? Off? On? Off or on? - Stop. Give it to me. Thank you. 245 00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:34,810 - What's going on? - I'm sorry. 246 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,938 I am just not built for a secret office romance. 247 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,691 I'm used to everyone knowing everything about me. 248 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,401 Barbara saw the book that you gave me, 249 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,903 and, I didn't think that I could tell her that we were dating, 250 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,488 because I don't want us to get in trouble. 251 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:50,409 We can't get into trouble 'cause we are two consenting adults. 252 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,370 And I'm get-away-with-murder rich, so… 253 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,622 - Really? - Yeah. 254 00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:58,500 - Like who else? Name names. - Everyone connected to Epstein. 255 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:02,337 Keeley, I don't care if people in the office know we're dating, do you? 256 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,508 No, of course not. I just didn't know how serious you were about this. 257 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,468 Come with me. 258 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:10,970 Okay. 259 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:16,143 Hey, everyone. Quick announcement. 260 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,811 Keeley and I are dating. 261 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:23,358 And it's brand-new, but I'm serious about it. 262 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:29,573 And so both of us just wanted to let you all know so that there were no secrets. 263 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,910 'Cause it's all good. I'm not crazy. She's not crazy. 264 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,786 You're not crazy, right? 265 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,247 Neither of us are crazy. 266 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:41,376 But, if any of you have any issues or concerns about this at all, 267 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:45,881 please do not hesitate to come and speak to me or Keeley or Barbara. 268 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,507 Cool? 269 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,427 Cool. 270 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:55,224 And congratulations, Jack and Keeley. 271 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,311 - Love is love, I… Right. - No, that's enough, Dan. Thank you. 272 00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,790 This is some of the best puking I've ever seen. 273 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,544 Yeah, me too. And we spend most of our lives at the pub. 274 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:31,844 All right. Nice job, gentlemen. Okay, that's it for today. 275 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,220 Now we scrimmage! 276 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,350 Honestly, my jacket's still a bit canal-y. 277 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,143 It's really bad. 278 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:43,897 Okay, so, you never got his name? 279 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,775 And you never told him yours? 280 00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:50,779 Yeah, see, that part's not that weird to me. 281 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:54,616 If you really didn't have sex with the guy, now that is fucking bonkers. 282 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,910 Look, what we shared, it just… 283 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,665 It transcended sex. It was… 284 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,959 - Magic. - Gezellig. 285 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,172 But, yeah, I would've liked to have seen his penis. 286 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:13,177 - It is so good to see you. - You too. 287 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,720 It has been way too long. 288 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,097 Because I've lost you to another woman. 289 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,892 - I know. I'm sorry. - I am joking. 290 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:23,228 So come on. How's it going? 291 00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:27,024 It is great. I mean, she is so cool. 292 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,776 She's smart. Super foxy. 293 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,570 She's an amazing gift-giver. 294 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,950 Oh, my God, and the way she proclaimed our relationship to the entire office. 295 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:38,994 It was so fucking hot. 296 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:42,748 I think she might be love bombing you. 297 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,083 - She's "love what-ing" me? - Love bombing. 298 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:49,379 That's when you're bombarded with expensive gifts and trips 299 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:52,257 and grand gestures of love. 300 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,218 They call it love bombing. 301 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,762 - Who does? - I don't know. They do. 302 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,348 Those "they" out there that name stuff. 303 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:04,811 But what I do know is that on my second date with Rupert… 304 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,355 Second date, 305 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,607 he took me to a car showroom and said, "Which one do you want?" 306 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,651 I would fucking love that. 307 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:12,179 What did you do? 308 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:15,322 Well, I asked him if he was referring to the cars or the beautiful saleswomen 309 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,157 suddenly tripping over themselves to help us. 310 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,202 And? 311 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,788 I drove home in a bloody lovely Jaguar, of course. 312 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:28,335 It just felt nice to be taken care of for once. 313 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:32,756 Look, 314 00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:36,218 I'm not saying that Jack is like Rupert. 315 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:40,681 But sometimes shiny things can tarnish. 316 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,058 I think it's fine. 317 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,186 Okay, good. Good. 318 00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:48,897 Just trust yourself. 319 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,693 I ignored so many red flags in my past. 320 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:55,946 Yeah. Well, maybe we're love blind? 321 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,447 Love blind. What's that? 322 00:19:57,531 --> 00:20:01,159 It's an emotional version of color blindness where a person interprets 323 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,872 red flags as giant green, just-fucking-go-for-it flags. 324 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,084 - Did you come up with that? - Yeah, I did. 325 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,546 Oh, my God. You're one of those "they" that name stuff. 326 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,757 - Shit, I think I might be. - I think you might be. 327 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,927 Sorry, excuse me. Could we get the bill, please? Thank you. 328 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:22,723 Actually, the bill was already taken care of by Jack. 329 00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:24,892 She said she hopes you both enjoyed your meal. 330 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,436 What a massive surprise. 331 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,438 - Wow, yeah. - What? 332 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,608 Well, then I think we ought to have some tiramisu. Don't you? 333 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,526 - Definitely. - And two bottles 334 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:38,739 of the '34 Château Cheval Blanc Saint-Emilion Premier Grand Cru to go. 335 00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:40,616 And one for yourself. 336 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:48,832 Happy birthday, Mum. 337 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,127 Wow. 338 00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:53,462 I love it. 339 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:56,089 Well, it was my vision, but Uncle Nate made it happen. 340 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,383 She was actually quite specific. So… 341 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:02,137 Thank you, cheeky. Thanks, Nate. 342 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:05,265 Let's have a look, love. It's lovely. 343 00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,809 So, come on. 344 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:09,603 You're the hottest coach in the Premier League, 345 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:12,773 which makes me the coolest lawyer in the firm. 346 00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,942 Please tell me you're hooking up with girls left and right. 347 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:20,280 Okay, I don't think this kind of talk is appropriate for a young lady. 348 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,282 - Who wants ice cream? - I do. 349 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:24,660 Great. Let's go to the corner shop. 350 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,371 Ali, come with us. Let them have their girl talk. 351 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,250 Come on, love. See you in a little bit. 352 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,376 Bye. 353 00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,295 Okay, tell me everything. 354 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,966 Okay. Well, there's this girl I like. 355 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:42,052 She's the hostess at Taste of Athens. 356 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:46,181 She used to hate me, but now she… 357 00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:48,517 Well, I don't know. 358 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,644 I've misread signals from women before, but… 359 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,772 I mean, how do you tell if a girl likes you or is just being nice to you? 360 00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:54,940 You can't. 361 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,861 But there is one surefire way to find out. 362 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,863 - Right. - Ask her out. 363 00:22:00,946 --> 00:22:03,156 No, I can't… Can't do that. No. 364 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,409 Come on, what is the worst that could happen? 365 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,327 Well, that she laughs in my face and says no. 366 00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:09,162 And that I scurry away, humiliated, 367 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,456 never to be allowed in my favorite restaurant ever again. 368 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:13,750 So that next time we have some kind of family celebration, 369 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,253 I'll just have to, you know, sit on the pavement outside 370 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,462 eating takeaway fish and chips, 371 00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:20,465 watching you through the window like some Dickensian street urchin. 372 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,050 Oh, my God. 373 00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:26,346 He's just like Dad. You have to show him the map. 374 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:28,515 No, your father would kill me. 375 00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:30,893 - Show him the map. - What map? 376 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,692 Your father and I went to school together for years, 377 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:43,530 but I didn't think he even knew I existed, until he gave me this. 378 00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:52,372 "Distance between the places that we were born, 4,125 miles. 379 00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:56,001 Distance between the places that we were raised, 4,230 miles. 380 00:22:56,585 --> 00:23:00,422 Distance between our dorms on campus, 1.3 miles. 381 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:04,927 Distance between us on Friday night at 8:00 p.m., hopefully one foot. 382 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,553 Would you like to go on a date?" 383 00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,141 Stop waiting, Nathan. 384 00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:14,144 Yes, you could fail and be embarrassed for a second. 385 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:17,856 But you could also get married, have two wonderful children 386 00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:20,901 and live happily ever after. 387 00:23:23,487 --> 00:23:25,113 - Oh, shit. - We're back. 388 00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,449 Quick, distract him. 389 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:55,310 …that is carrying a large group of refugees, 390 00:23:55,394 --> 00:24:00,482 including several women and children, who are hoping to claim asylum in the UK. 391 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:01,567 What's going on? 392 00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:03,485 …in Portsmouth. 393 00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:05,571 The boat is now kilometers from Portsmouth Harbor, 394 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,283 where its passengers, dozens of refugees, hope to find sanctuary. 395 00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:11,743 Hundreds of supporters await their arrival. 396 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:16,039 While others, such as Home Secretary Brinda Barot, had this to say. 397 00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:20,669 To anyone attempting to enter our country illegally, I say this. 398 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:23,714 "Go home. Britain is closed." 399 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,465 Over the last few days… 400 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,968 - What a stupid idiot. - What a piece of shit. 401 00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:31,054 You know, someone needs to send her back to where she came from. 402 00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:33,849 - Her mother's butthole. Right? - Yes, Chef! 403 00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:37,060 Or somebody could try and speak to the better angels 404 00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:38,937 of this clearly misguided person. 405 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,907 - Bitch. - What? 406 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,410 It should say, "Help make Britain better than this bitch." 407 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,209 I think I'll stick with mine. 408 00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,127 Yeah. 409 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,056 - Hi. - Hello there. 410 00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:15,307 Nate. 411 00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:19,353 There's something that I wanted to ask you. Would you… 412 00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:24,775 Excuse me one moment. 413 00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:28,487 So sorry. Sorry. 414 00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:54,429 Actually, there's one thing I need to do first. Sorry. 415 00:26:03,272 --> 00:26:05,524 Whistle. Bring it in. 416 00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:10,487 All right, fellas. How y'all feeling? 417 00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,910 Bumbercatch, did you just puke whole Cheerios? 418 00:26:16,994 --> 00:26:19,872 Yes, Coach. I like to eat my breakfast without chewing. 419 00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:23,876 To conserve my energy in case an impending class war breaks out. 420 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:25,460 Yeah, no, makes sense. I get it. Yeah. 421 00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:29,089 All right, gentlemen, today we are gonna focus on versatility. 422 00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:31,800 Now, in Total Football, you gotta constantly be asking yourself, 423 00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:34,261 "What does this situation need right now?" 424 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:37,556 You know, do I need to drop back and replace Jan Maas on defense? 425 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:39,850 Or, you know, should I attack like Jamie? 426 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:42,352 Or, you know, or do I lend Roy here a piece of gum 427 00:26:42,436 --> 00:26:43,729 because his breath smells like dookie? 428 00:26:44,855 --> 00:26:46,940 Completely hypothetical. Don't worry. You're fine, you're fine. 429 00:26:47,024 --> 00:26:49,985 All right? You gotta be able to jump in anywhere at any time. 430 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:52,446 And the way to do that well is to understand 431 00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:56,700 and appreciate everyone's position and every position's function. 432 00:26:56,783 --> 00:27:00,746 That's why we got our man, Beard, replacing Will today as our kitman. 433 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,418 Yeah. So when we get out here and we scrimmage, 434 00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:09,171 y'all are gonna be swapping positions with someone else. Yeah? 435 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:12,549 For example, you know, Isaac, we're gonna move you up to forward. 436 00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:15,010 And Dani, we're gonna drop you back to defense. Got it? 437 00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:16,470 I'm gonna be Dani Rojas? 438 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:19,389 That's right, Isaac. And Dani is gonna be you. Make sense? 439 00:27:19,473 --> 00:27:21,517 We're gonna fuck 'em up, bruv. 440 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,101 Ay, Dios mios. 441 00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:24,645 Y'all don't need to do the voices. 442 00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:26,980 - Come on. - Okay, all right. Y'all can do the voices. 443 00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:28,357 Yeah. 444 00:27:28,941 --> 00:27:30,192 You go ahead, Roy. Help 'em out here. 445 00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:32,945 Roy's gonna be handing out paper that's got someone's name on it. 446 00:27:33,028 --> 00:27:35,405 That's the name of the person you're gonna do the swaparoo with. 447 00:27:35,489 --> 00:27:37,032 - Everybody understand? - Yes, Coach. 448 00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:38,784 All right, good. Coach, I miss anything? 449 00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:42,204 - That's it, baby. Let's go! - All right, let's do it. You heard him. 450 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,751 Here we go, boys. Here we go. 451 00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:02,933 - There you go, Coach. - Thank you, Coach. 452 00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:06,603 Hey, Coach. There's been a mistake. I got me. 453 00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:08,105 Oh, no, Jamie, that's not a mistake. 454 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,482 We just figured you'd wanna keep doing what you do best for us. 455 00:28:10,566 --> 00:28:12,234 Playing striker and scoring goals, right? 456 00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:16,989 Yeah. 457 00:28:17,072 --> 00:28:19,241 - Yeah, if you want, yeah. - Great. 458 00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:24,329 - Okay. - Have fun out there. 459 00:28:24,413 --> 00:28:25,413 Yeah. 460 00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:30,377 That is yummy. What is this? 461 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,461 Water. 462 00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:35,132 - I'm wide. - Let's go! Let's go! 463 00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:44,933 Nice try, Van Damme. You tried your best, and we love you. 464 00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:46,976 Baz, what are you doing? 465 00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:48,729 I'm switching positions with Paul. 466 00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:51,857 You know, unwavering positivity. 467 00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:54,484 Nice job with the water bottles, Coach Beard. 468 00:28:57,571 --> 00:28:58,906 You fucking twats! 469 00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:02,951 I don't like it. I actually prefer to be me. 470 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:07,414 Hold up. 471 00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:10,584 Dani. Come on, now. You're a center back, remember? 472 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:13,128 That ain't your job taking corners. That's what Isaac does now. 473 00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:15,464 - Right. Right, Coach. - Isaac, come on, man. You're up. 474 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:16,673 - All right, Isaac. - Let's go. 475 00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:18,467 - You've got this, bruv. - All right, now. 476 00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:20,260 Coach, I ain't never taken a corner before. 477 00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:23,305 No, I know. That's 'cause you were put into a box, Isaac. 478 00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:27,267 As a ten-year-old little boy with the strength and facial hair of a grown man. 479 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:31,146 The box of a center back who was never allowed to take a corner kick. 480 00:29:31,230 --> 00:29:34,525 Well, my friend, that box ceases to exist today. 481 00:29:35,067 --> 00:29:36,485 Yeah? Go on. 482 00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:38,570 What do you want me to do? 483 00:29:38,654 --> 00:29:40,906 I don't know. Just kick the hell out of it. 484 00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:43,325 Okay. 485 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:00,676 Hot! Hot tea. 486 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,141 Just a bit outside. 487 00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:48,432 Ted. I just want to make sure I have this right. 488 00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:51,685 You're gonna change tactics at this stage in the season 489 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:53,770 and replace it with a totally new method 490 00:30:53,854 --> 00:30:56,732 that the boys are clearly struggling to understand. 491 00:30:57,566 --> 00:30:59,234 And you think this is a good idea? 492 00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:01,403 Well, Trent, the way I see it, 493 00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:04,239 it's kind of like taking a hike with Robert Frost. 494 00:31:04,323 --> 00:31:05,574 It could go either way. 495 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:17,211 - Get the fuck out of my chair. - Yeah, no, of course. Sorry. 496 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,205 Oh, my God. 497 00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:05,050 Okay, Greyhounds. Today we're talking about number three, awareness. 498 00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:06,677 When you play Total Football, 499 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,388 you gotta know what your teammates are doing at all times. 500 00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:13,225 Constant movement requires constant concentration, yeah? 501 00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:16,270 So if Sam makes a run through the center, y'all gotta shift, right? 502 00:32:16,353 --> 00:32:18,814 And if Dani moves back on defense, that means what? 503 00:32:18,897 --> 00:32:19,982 Hell has frozen over? 504 00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:22,317 No, it means you've gotta move up 505 00:32:22,401 --> 00:32:23,902 and support Dani's choice. 506 00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:26,154 Okay, any questions so far? 507 00:32:26,238 --> 00:32:28,156 Yeah, Coach. What's with the red string? 508 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:29,741 Great question. 509 00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:33,245 In Japanese culture, they have a myth where they believe 510 00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:37,207 that all soulmates are connected by an invisible red string. 511 00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:40,460 And those strings are attached to each of their little fingers. 512 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,673 Okay, so why is it tied around our dicks? 513 00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:46,091 Yeah. 514 00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:50,888 Yeah. Well, you know, that was Roy's idea. 515 00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:53,473 But I'm pretty sure the thought behind it is that 516 00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:56,518 it is nearly impossible to not be fully aware of what your teammate's doing 517 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:58,645 when y'all got a rope tied around your dingdong. 518 00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:00,397 Am I right about that, Roy? 519 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,274 Yeah. Something like that. 520 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,027 Okay, great. Yeah. 521 00:33:05,110 --> 00:33:08,197 So we gonna get after this right now, gonna do a full scrimmage at half speed. 522 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,782 And I don't wanna see them strings get too loose. 523 00:33:10,866 --> 00:33:13,160 And I'll leave it up to y'all to make sure they don't get too tight. 524 00:33:13,243 --> 00:33:14,661 Do not leave my side. 525 00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:16,663 Shall we? 526 00:33:16,747 --> 00:33:18,332 "Dicks" on three. One, two, three. 527 00:33:18,415 --> 00:33:20,042 - Dicks. - Come on, let's move. 528 00:33:23,253 --> 00:33:25,631 Figure it out! This is what we're doing. 529 00:33:45,442 --> 00:33:47,277 Fucking hell. Look at me, man. 530 00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:50,614 I'm attacking. I'm attacking. 531 00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:52,157 I'm defending. I'm defending. 532 00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:56,119 Jan! 533 00:33:57,913 --> 00:33:59,748 Look what Kent gave me. In case we wanted to… 534 00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:00,874 - No. - No fucking way. 535 00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:06,171 - You wanna give him a little space, Dani. - Sorry, Coach, I am too scared. 536 00:34:10,926 --> 00:34:12,386 Bro, do you wanna… 537 00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:43,292 It's okay. His penis is okay. 538 00:34:44,126 --> 00:34:45,127 Oh, my God. 539 00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:47,629 I thought I just ripped Jamie's knob off. 540 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,344 I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. 541 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:56,763 Okay. 542 00:36:07,626 --> 00:36:08,570 Hi! 543 00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:09,586 Hi. 544 00:36:12,089 --> 00:36:14,466 Sorry that I am late. 545 00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:16,677 I'm in no rush. I got you something. 546 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,928 I don't want it. 547 00:36:18,595 --> 00:36:19,581 Sorry. 548 00:36:19,596 --> 00:36:23,642 I'm sure whatever it is, it is incredibly thoughtful and mind-blowingly generous. 549 00:36:24,142 --> 00:36:25,087 But I don't want it. 550 00:36:25,102 --> 00:36:27,396 - Keeley, I just got you a… - No, I don't even wanna know what it is. 551 00:36:27,479 --> 00:36:29,273 No. I just wanna hang out one time 552 00:36:29,356 --> 00:36:31,525 where it doesn't feel like you're sweeping me off my feet. 553 00:36:31,608 --> 00:36:33,610 Okay. Sorry for sweeping you off your feet. 554 00:36:33,694 --> 00:36:35,237 No. Hey, I didn't mean… 555 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:39,658 No. It's okay. I get it. It's absolutely what I'm doing. 556 00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:44,288 I'm coming on too fast or too strong, I'm sorry. I'll back off. 557 00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:45,706 But just a little bit. 558 00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:51,545 It was a croissant. I got you a croissant. 559 00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:58,218 Oi. You're incredible. 560 00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:01,597 But you've gotta let me do something for you every once in a while. 561 00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:04,182 Deal. 562 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,143 Thank you. 563 00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:09,938 But it better be fucking amazing. 564 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:18,780 It's the last one, I swear. 565 00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:22,534 Verdict? 566 00:37:22,618 --> 00:37:24,494 It's a really, really good croissant. 567 00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:05,410 Would you like to go on a date with me? 568 00:38:06,036 --> 00:38:07,246 Yes. 569 00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:11,875 Good. 570 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:16,088 There wasn't anything alive in there, was there? 571 00:38:16,672 --> 00:38:19,424 Oh, no. No, no. No, not at all. 572 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:21,635 If you say so. 573 00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:46,344 There you go, sir. 574 00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:02,402 I've given this a lot of thought. 575 00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:09,493 Next time we do this drill, we tie multiple guys' dicks to one guy's dick. 576 00:40:09,576 --> 00:40:10,577 Yeah? 577 00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:14,706 That was a one-shot deal, Roy. 578 00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:17,292 Yeah, I'm pretty sure we cooked that whole bird already, Coach. 579 00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:19,211 Shame. 580 00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:22,422 So, Ted. 581 00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:25,008 - This number four. - Yes, sir. 582 00:40:25,092 --> 00:40:27,594 - You haven't said what it is yet. - No, ma'am. 583 00:40:27,678 --> 00:40:30,389 - But you know what it is? - I don't actually. 584 00:40:31,139 --> 00:40:32,474 - What about you, Coach? - I'm agnostic. 585 00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:34,393 - Roy? - I don't fucking know. 586 00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:36,645 Number four has yet to reveal itself. 587 00:40:36,728 --> 00:40:37,855 There is no number four? 588 00:40:37,938 --> 00:40:39,314 Like the man once said, 589 00:40:39,398 --> 00:40:42,025 "Sometimes you gotta leave space to let God walk into the room." 590 00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:43,819 So, number four is God? 591 00:40:43,902 --> 00:40:45,529 Oh, no. I don't think so. Coach? 592 00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:47,197 - I'm an atheist. - Roy? 593 00:40:47,281 --> 00:40:48,282 I fucking hope not. 594 00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:53,996 Oi, man, you're ten minutes late, yeah? That's gonna be a hundo, all right? 595 00:40:55,998 --> 00:40:57,124 The fuck's wrong with you? 596 00:40:57,207 --> 00:40:58,542 I'll tell you what's wrong. 597 00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:01,378 The world is full of evil people who do shitty things. 598 00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:03,797 But I can't deal with that because I have to kick a little ball around. 599 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:07,801 Which those same people love me for! 600 00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:11,972 That is until I fuck up or I miss a penalty. 601 00:41:12,055 --> 00:41:13,849 Or I decide to fight back, 602 00:41:14,349 --> 00:41:17,102 and then they're just gonna wanna ship me back wherever I fucking came from. 603 00:41:17,186 --> 00:41:18,187 Samuel! 604 00:41:37,998 --> 00:41:39,208 It's okay. 605 00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:44,713 You know, I still want to go see it. 606 00:41:44,796 --> 00:41:47,257 No. I can't take you there. 607 00:41:47,341 --> 00:41:48,967 No. Not the way it looks now. 608 00:41:49,593 --> 00:41:51,887 Do you know how long it will take you to reopen? 609 00:41:52,763 --> 00:41:54,139 I don't know if I will. 610 00:41:54,223 --> 00:41:56,141 - Samuel. - What? 611 00:41:56,225 --> 00:42:00,020 Why? For who? Just so somebody can go and trash it again. 612 00:42:00,103 --> 00:42:01,939 You do it for yourself. 613 00:42:03,023 --> 00:42:04,399 For your friend Simi. 614 00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:08,111 For all those people who want a taste of home when they are away. 615 00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:10,989 Follow your heart, Samuel. 616 00:42:11,073 --> 00:42:13,033 Anger will only weaken you. 617 00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:15,744 Yeah. Okay. 618 00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:19,289 But if you really want to piss off the people who did this, 619 00:42:20,582 --> 00:42:21,625 forgive them. 620 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:22,835 What? 621 00:42:22,918 --> 00:42:25,629 Forgive them. Big whoop. 622 00:42:25,712 --> 00:42:27,297 - Big whoop? - Big whoop. 623 00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:33,554 My son, listen to me. 624 00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:38,433 Don't fight back. Fight forward. 625 00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:44,356 Thank you, Daddy. 626 00:42:49,987 --> 00:42:51,905 Do you think I should invest in security cameras? 627 00:42:51,989 --> 00:42:54,032 Hell yes. And gates. 628 00:42:54,116 --> 00:42:55,868 Please tell me you have insurance. 629 00:42:55,951 --> 00:42:56,951 I have insurance. 630 00:42:57,494 --> 00:43:00,330 Thank God. Otherwise, your mother would have killed me. 631 00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:05,127 - Are you gonna have any trouble? - No. Insurance! 632 00:43:07,504 --> 00:43:09,298 Hey. I'm sorry to interrupt y'all. 633 00:43:10,090 --> 00:43:11,967 Sam, we're getting ready to start out there. 634 00:43:12,050 --> 00:43:15,095 But, you know, if you wanna sit out today, I totally understand. 635 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:18,056 - Thank you, Coach. - No, he's going to practice. 636 00:43:20,726 --> 00:43:23,437 - Okay. Well, you better go change then. - I'm getting ready to change. 637 00:43:24,146 --> 00:43:25,314 Uh-huh. Okay. 638 00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:28,400 It's really nice to finally meet you, sir. 639 00:43:28,483 --> 00:43:29,776 You too. 640 00:43:30,485 --> 00:43:32,362 You know, I almost wore that exact same thing today. 641 00:43:33,530 --> 00:43:35,324 Funny guy. 642 00:43:35,407 --> 00:43:37,659 - Hey, you like American candy? - Who doesn't? 643 00:43:37,743 --> 00:43:39,328 Yeah. Come on. It's got that bad sugar. 644 00:43:39,411 --> 00:43:43,207 - Yeah. High-fructose corn syrup. - That's too many words. I say "bad sugar." 645 00:44:10,025 --> 00:44:13,779 At the beginning, Rupert bought me so many tulips for so long, 646 00:44:13,862 --> 00:44:16,365 - his florist was able to buy a castle. - What? 647 00:44:16,448 --> 00:44:19,326 I mean, it was in Scunthorpe, but still. A castle. 648 00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:23,247 Well, I'm taking Jack out tonight. 649 00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:25,749 And if she tries to pay, then I will give her… 650 00:44:25,832 --> 00:44:27,125 You'll give her what? 651 00:44:27,793 --> 00:44:28,877 Just the tip? 652 00:44:32,089 --> 00:44:34,007 - Hello, everyone. - Hello, Leslie. 653 00:44:34,091 --> 00:44:35,926 May I present… 654 00:44:36,009 --> 00:44:37,553 Mr. Obisanya. 655 00:44:38,095 --> 00:44:40,889 Rebecca Welton. Lovely to finally meet you. 656 00:44:40,973 --> 00:44:43,684 Likewise. Samuel has told me so much about you. 657 00:44:44,810 --> 00:44:45,796 Has he? 658 00:44:45,811 --> 00:44:48,438 Yes. He has. 659 00:44:48,522 --> 00:44:49,857 Cool. 660 00:44:56,947 --> 00:44:58,991 Oh, yeah! Come on, you Greyhounds! 661 00:44:59,074 --> 00:45:00,367 Let's go Richmond! 662 00:45:00,951 --> 00:45:02,494 I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi. 663 00:45:02,995 --> 00:45:05,497 Hey. Let's go, Greyhounds. 664 00:45:06,290 --> 00:45:07,291 Come on. 665 00:45:09,835 --> 00:45:12,838 - Bumber! Bumber! Shot! - Push, man! 666 00:45:12,921 --> 00:45:14,631 Bumber! No. 667 00:45:15,591 --> 00:45:17,885 Richmond have been mired in a run of poor form, 668 00:45:17,968 --> 00:45:23,390 and you have to applaud Ted Lasso's efforts to try something new. But this… 669 00:45:23,473 --> 00:45:25,100 What's the word I'm looking for, Chris? 670 00:45:25,851 --> 00:45:28,854 "Sucks," Arlo. The word is "sucks." 671 00:45:28,937 --> 00:45:31,231 It's like they've never played the sport before. 672 00:45:32,232 --> 00:45:34,318 Good grief, they're tackling themselves now. 673 00:45:35,402 --> 00:45:37,529 With Richmond literally running into each other, 674 00:45:37,613 --> 00:45:39,156 the Gunners mount a counterattack. 675 00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:42,701 Here's a through ball to Parslow. Parslow over to Hamilton… 676 00:45:42,784 --> 00:45:43,911 And he's there! 677 00:45:44,494 --> 00:45:47,748 Hamilton has his hat trick, and Arsenal leads 3-nil. 678 00:45:47,831 --> 00:45:48,832 Fuck! 679 00:45:56,298 --> 00:45:57,299 Okay. 680 00:45:58,425 --> 00:45:59,510 It's all right. 681 00:46:05,432 --> 00:46:07,893 It's over. We're gonna get relegated again, 682 00:46:07,976 --> 00:46:10,938 and I'm gonna have to go back to filling the sausages with cardboard. 683 00:46:11,021 --> 00:46:12,007 Patience, Mae. 684 00:46:12,022 --> 00:46:13,774 Just need to give it some time. 685 00:46:13,857 --> 00:46:16,985 Ask yourself, what does this situation need? 686 00:46:17,986 --> 00:46:20,364 And at the half, Arsenal have a three-goal lead, 687 00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:23,450 and Richmond have plenty to talk about. 688 00:46:23,534 --> 00:46:26,662 Yeah, with fun conversation starters like, "Why are we so bad?" 689 00:46:26,745 --> 00:46:28,247 or "Should we just go home?" 690 00:46:31,166 --> 00:46:34,378 Jamie, you keep floating back, mate. 691 00:46:34,461 --> 00:46:35,671 You gotta stay up front. 692 00:46:35,754 --> 00:46:37,256 We need you to stretch the defense. 693 00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:38,924 We need you to score a fucking goal. 694 00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:41,927 But how can we when we can't see anyone out there. 695 00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:44,721 There's no shame in going back to the good old 4-4-2. 696 00:46:44,805 --> 00:46:46,515 Until we've had more time to properly train. 697 00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:48,016 Make you look like a prick. 698 00:46:49,184 --> 00:46:51,436 For fuck's sake. What's the matter with you anyway? 699 00:46:53,605 --> 00:46:55,232 Hey, fellas. Listen up here. 700 00:46:56,441 --> 00:46:59,528 Well, I remember back in the early days of my coaching career, 701 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,365 feeling compelled to express my individuality. 702 00:47:03,991 --> 00:47:07,786 Since I was a straight fella in Middle America working in sports 703 00:47:07,870 --> 00:47:10,706 and I was scared of tattoo needles, 704 00:47:10,789 --> 00:47:13,333 the only real option for me to do so was through my facial hair. 705 00:47:14,209 --> 00:47:16,503 And obviously I couldn't grow a beard. 706 00:47:16,587 --> 00:47:19,339 Otherwise, Coach and I here would, look like a ZZ Top cover band. 707 00:47:19,923 --> 00:47:22,259 - Would've been called "Sharp Dressed Men." - That's nice. 708 00:47:22,342 --> 00:47:24,052 God, I hate what you've fucking done to me. 709 00:47:24,136 --> 00:47:27,806 Luckily, around that time there was this quartet of stand-up comedians 710 00:47:27,890 --> 00:47:30,058 known as the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. 711 00:47:30,142 --> 00:47:34,479 And along with their observational humor, fun banter and numerous catchphrases, 712 00:47:34,563 --> 00:47:37,399 they also possessed the four most common types of facial hair. 713 00:47:38,358 --> 00:47:40,402 Now, Ron White, who was my favorite, he was clean-shaven. 714 00:47:40,485 --> 00:47:41,820 That's one way to go. 715 00:47:41,904 --> 00:47:46,074 But then you had Larry the Cable Guy, and he had himself a big old, bushy goatee. 716 00:47:46,158 --> 00:47:48,327 And Bill Engvall, he also had a goatee actually. 717 00:47:48,410 --> 00:47:51,038 But it was, you know, smaller and more manicured. 718 00:47:51,121 --> 00:47:52,456 Not touching the sides here. 719 00:47:52,539 --> 00:47:54,541 - Also known as a Vandyke. - Thank you, Coach. 720 00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:58,128 And then you had Jeff Foxworthy of course, who had a mustache. 721 00:47:58,712 --> 00:48:01,131 So, check it out. I went ahead and rolled the dice 722 00:48:01,215 --> 00:48:04,718 and grew myself one of them big, bushy Cable Guy goatees. 723 00:48:04,801 --> 00:48:06,386 And I thought I looked great. 724 00:48:06,470 --> 00:48:10,224 Until Coach Beard here took me aside, 725 00:48:10,307 --> 00:48:11,892 right as I was about to walk down the aisle, 726 00:48:11,975 --> 00:48:14,311 and told me something I needed to hear. Remember what you said to me? 727 00:48:14,394 --> 00:48:17,231 "Your goatee makes it look like you ate out bigfoot's butthole." 728 00:48:17,314 --> 00:48:18,300 That's right. 729 00:48:18,315 --> 00:48:20,025 - AKA "ass-squatch." - You're on fire. 730 00:48:20,108 --> 00:48:21,693 - Make it stop. - No, no. 731 00:48:22,319 --> 00:48:25,447 Coach was right though. Not a good look. Not on this face. 732 00:48:26,907 --> 00:48:29,993 So I shaved that puppy down right into a Foxworthy, and I never looked back. 733 00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:32,746 Point is, a lot of times 734 00:48:32,829 --> 00:48:35,707 the right idea is just sitting behind a couple of the wrong ones. 735 00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:37,668 Yeah? 736 00:48:38,961 --> 00:48:40,295 You got something you wanna say, Jamie? 737 00:48:41,046 --> 00:48:44,091 - I mean, yeah. But… - Great. Let us have it. 738 00:48:44,174 --> 00:48:47,344 Well, I don't want people to think I'm being a prick if I say it. 739 00:48:55,435 --> 00:48:57,354 Okay. Well, then. 740 00:48:58,647 --> 00:48:59,550 I ain't doing it wrong. 741 00:48:59,565 --> 00:49:00,649 You're doing it wrong. 742 00:49:02,442 --> 00:49:05,320 I mean… No, I mean, I think we're all doing it wrong. 743 00:49:06,405 --> 00:49:07,823 If we want this to work, 744 00:49:07,906 --> 00:49:11,994 you gotta stop going to me and start playing through me. You get me? 745 00:49:18,292 --> 00:49:19,376 Look. Just look. Look. 746 00:49:19,459 --> 00:49:21,545 - Can I? Do you mind if I… Right. - Yeah, of course. 747 00:49:21,628 --> 00:49:24,715 So look, I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't be playing forward. 748 00:49:24,798 --> 00:49:26,967 I should be here, in the center. 749 00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:35,517 I should be here, right? Let Dani go up front. 750 00:49:35,601 --> 00:49:37,227 Move Colin over there. Richard there. 751 00:49:37,311 --> 00:49:41,982 So, stop going to me, right? And start going through me. All right? 752 00:49:42,941 --> 00:49:44,193 That's Total Football. 753 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,571 How's that sound to y'all? 754 00:49:47,654 --> 00:49:49,239 That actually works. 755 00:49:50,199 --> 00:49:54,494 And there it is. Número cuatro. Sacrifice. 756 00:49:54,578 --> 00:49:56,955 Putting aside personal glory on behalf of the team. 757 00:49:58,665 --> 00:50:00,083 I like that. But that ain't number four. 758 00:50:00,167 --> 00:50:02,711 - Let's bring it in! Come on. - Let's go for "four" on three. 759 00:50:02,794 --> 00:50:04,671 - One, two, three… - Four! 760 00:50:05,339 --> 00:50:07,508 The Greyhounds still 3-nil down, in this second half. 761 00:50:07,591 --> 00:50:09,760 They need something, and they need it soon. 762 00:50:09,843 --> 00:50:14,848 Arsenal's cross, easy for Van Damme. And Van Damme out to Jan Maas. 763 00:50:14,932 --> 00:50:16,350 Here we go. 764 00:50:16,433 --> 00:50:19,144 Here's Dixon. Infield to Tartt. 765 00:50:19,228 --> 00:50:21,730 Tartt to Obisanya. Over to Hughes. 766 00:50:21,813 --> 00:50:23,148 Tartt again. 767 00:50:23,232 --> 00:50:24,650 To McAdoo in the midfield. 768 00:50:25,234 --> 00:50:26,610 Over to Rojas. 769 00:50:26,693 --> 00:50:28,695 Rojas drops it back to Tartt. 770 00:50:28,779 --> 00:50:30,906 Who sends a long ball down to Bumbercatch. 771 00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:33,367 Bumbercatch to Goodman. 772 00:50:33,450 --> 00:50:34,576 - Goodman over to Tartt… - Yeah. 773 00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:35,911 …in the box. 774 00:50:35,994 --> 00:50:37,579 Old Tartt with the back heel. 775 00:50:37,663 --> 00:50:39,790 And Montlaur is there to hammer it in! 776 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,878 That was bloody gorgeous! 777 00:50:44,962 --> 00:50:51,343 A majestic, sweeping symphony of a goal with Tartt in the role of conductor. 778 00:50:52,219 --> 00:50:54,930 Hey! All right! 779 00:50:55,430 --> 00:50:58,475 - That's it right there. - There we go. There we go! 780 00:51:03,146 --> 00:51:05,065 Arsenal prevails 3-1. 781 00:51:05,148 --> 00:51:10,028 But for the first time in weeks, the Greyhounds are showing signs of life. 782 00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:15,701 Ted. 783 00:51:17,077 --> 00:51:18,537 It's going to work. 784 00:51:18,620 --> 00:51:20,706 - Great. What is? - Total football. 785 00:51:20,789 --> 00:51:21,999 - Okay. Why? - And I'll tell you why. 786 00:51:22,082 --> 00:51:23,125 The Lasso way. 787 00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:25,752 - You haven't switched tactics in a week. - I haven't? 788 00:51:25,836 --> 00:51:28,213 - No. You've done this over three seasons. - I have? 789 00:51:28,297 --> 00:51:31,925 Yes. By slowly but surely building a club-wide culture of trust and support 790 00:51:32,009 --> 00:51:33,594 through thousands of imperceptible moments, 791 00:51:33,677 --> 00:51:36,221 all leading to their inevitable conclusion. 792 00:51:36,305 --> 00:51:38,098 - Total Football. - Well, how about that. 793 00:51:39,558 --> 00:51:40,726 It's gonna work. 794 00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:44,354 Doesn't even matter what number four is. 795 00:51:48,775 --> 00:51:50,652 What a fucking dork. 796 00:51:50,736 --> 00:51:53,739 Yeah. But he's our dork. 797 00:52:22,643 --> 00:52:24,686 - Hey. - Hi. 798 00:52:24,770 --> 00:52:25,854 - Hi. - All right to sit? 799 00:52:25,938 --> 00:52:27,689 Of course. Yeah, take a seat. 800 00:52:27,773 --> 00:52:28,774 Thank you. 801 00:52:28,857 --> 00:52:31,610 Wow. You look great. Thank you for coming. 802 00:52:31,693 --> 00:52:33,862 - Thank you for coming? - You know… 803 00:52:33,946 --> 00:52:35,447 Did you think I was gonna stand you up? 804 00:52:35,531 --> 00:52:37,991 No. Do you want a drink? Sorry, I ordered. 805 00:52:38,075 --> 00:52:39,660 - No, that's fine. - Just got nervous. 806 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,330 Please. Here we are, and there you go. 807 00:52:43,413 --> 00:52:47,501 Best table in the house. As requested. 808 00:52:50,712 --> 00:52:51,922 You little love bomber. 809 00:52:58,679 --> 00:53:01,014 I know it's not the outcome you wanted, 810 00:53:01,098 --> 00:53:03,976 but I'm very proud of the way you and your team played today. 811 00:53:04,852 --> 00:53:05,894 Thanks, Dad. 812 00:53:06,687 --> 00:53:07,896 And I met Rebecca. 813 00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:11,775 - Oh, no. Did you make things weird? - Yes. 814 00:53:19,950 --> 00:53:22,953 - Do you want to go and see the restaurant? - I would love to. 815 00:53:29,251 --> 00:53:31,003 I don't know, Dad, I wish… 816 00:53:31,086 --> 00:53:33,380 I wish you could've seen it when it was done up. It was perfect. 817 00:53:33,463 --> 00:53:34,548 This looks nice. 818 00:53:34,631 --> 00:53:37,259 - Daddy, it's not the same. - It isn't so bad. 819 00:53:47,853 --> 00:53:49,146 Yo, look who's here. 820 00:53:50,355 --> 00:53:51,481 Hey. 821 00:53:52,107 --> 00:53:53,775 The surprise is ruined. 822 00:53:53,859 --> 00:53:55,152 What are you guys doing here? 823 00:53:55,235 --> 00:53:59,323 Well, we all just asked ourselves, "What does this situation need?" 824 00:53:59,406 --> 00:54:01,283 And we thought your situation needed us. 825 00:54:01,867 --> 00:54:04,161 Yeah, got my cousin to fix your window this morning. 826 00:54:04,244 --> 00:54:06,455 Didn't get a discount though, 'cause he's a prick. 827 00:54:07,831 --> 00:54:10,459 And I brought some cases of wine from my personal cellar. 828 00:54:10,542 --> 00:54:12,961 Not the best stuff obviously, but still very, very good. 829 00:54:13,462 --> 00:54:15,506 And Bumbercatch is trying to fix your sign. 830 00:54:15,589 --> 00:54:18,509 Neon signs are just a bunch of illuminated, gas-discharge tubes. 831 00:54:18,592 --> 00:54:20,802 So I thought I'd give it a shot. Screwdriver. 832 00:54:22,137 --> 00:54:25,599 Guys, this is incredible. Honestly. 833 00:54:25,682 --> 00:54:27,142 Thank you all so very much. 834 00:54:27,226 --> 00:54:28,810 - We got you, man. - No worries. 835 00:54:29,478 --> 00:54:31,271 - Great work, Van Damme. - Simi. 836 00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:32,356 Sam. 837 00:54:33,982 --> 00:54:35,108 Oh, my God. 838 00:54:35,734 --> 00:54:38,862 - Was this your idea? - No, they called me. 839 00:54:38,946 --> 00:54:40,447 - It's amazing, right? - It's… 840 00:54:41,532 --> 00:54:42,991 There's somebody I'd love for you to meet. 841 00:54:43,075 --> 00:54:45,536 - Okay. - Simi, this is my father. 842 00:54:45,619 --> 00:54:49,957 So very nice to meet you, Simi. Sam has told me so much about you. 843 00:54:50,541 --> 00:54:52,459 - Has he? - Yes, he has. 844 00:54:54,169 --> 00:54:56,213 Well, it's lovely to meet you too, Mr. Obisanya. 845 00:54:56,296 --> 00:55:00,384 No. My father was Mr. Obisanya. Call me Ola. 846 00:55:12,521 --> 00:55:14,648 Don't worry. I'll order the new mirrors on Monday. 847 00:55:17,484 --> 00:55:19,611 No. No. Let's keep them. 848 00:55:20,237 --> 00:55:23,615 I think they serve as a good reminder that everything doesn't have to be perfect. 849 00:55:23,699 --> 00:55:27,077 And if the food is good, who cares about the mirrors? 850 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,453 Exactly. 851 00:55:28,537 --> 00:55:30,163 Speaking of, who's hungry? 852 00:55:30,247 --> 00:55:31,149 Yes! 853 00:55:31,164 --> 00:55:33,417 Good. So I will cook you all dinner. 854 00:55:34,084 --> 00:55:36,086 Sam, Simi, follow me. 855 00:55:37,087 --> 00:55:38,088 Yes, Chef! 856 00:56:01,612 --> 00:56:02,863 Apps are up. 857 00:56:06,617 --> 00:56:08,202 Come on, let me help you, child.