1 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:45,629 You know, I didn't wanna say it at the time 2 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:49,466 'cause I'm trying to be less stuck in my fucking ways… 3 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,051 But? 4 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,888 But I thought it was nuts to change our entire philosophy 5 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,348 and style of play mid-season. 6 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:57,432 But? 7 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,102 But it's fucking great. 8 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,980 You know, they're having fun, we're having fun, 9 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,982 these folks are having fun. It's a whole bunch of fun. 10 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,820 I haven't seen 22 dudes have this good a time on grass 11 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,990 since I saw the Grateful Dead jamming with the Black Crowes and Phish. 12 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,575 I bet that was a tight show. 13 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,327 It was a mess. But they had fun. 14 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:22,958 - Beautiful! - Shoot! 15 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,299 Yeah! 16 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,261 Whistle! Whistle! 17 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,846 That's half. Great job. 18 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,099 You hear that? Roy said y'all did a great job. 19 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,230 Nice shot, mate. 20 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,534 Ay, Chihuahua. 21 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,078 I can't remember which pair is clean and which one is dirty. 22 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:02,122 You bundle your dirty socks? 23 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:05,834 Just because they're dirty doesn't mean they don't deserve to have a friend. 24 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,794 He's right. After all, we're all mates with Richard. 25 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,014 Hey, boyo. 26 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,685 Do you wanna get a beer or something later? Have a chat? 27 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,063 No. 28 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,787 Ay, no. I chose the dirty socks. 29 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:44,873 Oops. 30 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:15,445 So, have you heard from Jack yet? 31 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,533 You know how you're never ever supposed to write another text 32 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,076 to an unanswered text? 33 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:22,578 Of course. 34 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,080 Oh, God. You sent a double text. 35 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,799 So much blue. 36 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:36,925 I know. 37 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:40,220 It's like I got diarrhea of the thumbs or something. 38 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:41,847 Come here. 39 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,224 Uh-oh. 40 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,226 When girl talk turns into girl hug, 41 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,437 you know that either means something horrible's happened 42 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,855 or absolutely nothing at all. 43 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,440 Jack's ghosting Keeley. 44 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,816 Oh, no. 45 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,695 First, she wants to go on a break, and now the old digital Irish goodbye. 46 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,656 Which is a term I never really understood. 47 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,117 'Cause I got a buddy back home named Seamus O'Malley, 48 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,620 and that son of a gun hugs folks goodbye for, like, 20 minutes 49 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:05,703 before he leaves anywhere. 50 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:07,581 Yeah, sorry to hear about that. 51 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,626 Hey, I did make you some biscuits, you know, just to soften the blow. 52 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:11,835 Thanks, Ted. 53 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,086 Thank you. 54 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,130 What? There's like 40 quid in here. 55 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,050 I didn't know you were gonna be here till this morning. 56 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:20,886 No time to do anything special, so I just tossed a little cash in there. 57 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,013 That is very sweet. Thank you, Ted. 58 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,431 Ain't nothing to it but to do it. 59 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:27,100 Hey, boss. You mind if I skip the press conference today? 60 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,394 Michelle and I got these parent-teacher meetings I don't wanna miss. 61 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,688 Of course, Ted. Family first. 62 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:32,772 I appreciate it. 63 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,400 We could have Roy do it. 64 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,487 I know he hates that stuff, but he is really good at it. 65 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,614 I mean, you know, fine by me. 66 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:41,698 Great idea. 67 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:45,077 Look at you. Heartbroken, but still kicking butt. 68 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,621 I mean, I'm not heartbroken. It's more like heart-bent. 69 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:49,957 Heart-bent. I like that. 70 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,417 It's a great title for a country song. You know, like… 71 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:55,671 I'm heart-bent in my apartment 72 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,799 'Cause all that you left Was your fart scent 73 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,008 All right. Goodbye, Ted. 74 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,760 And now that you're gone 75 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:04,930 I wrote this song 'Cause all you left was 76 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,849 The smell of your farts 77 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,183 - Coach Kent. - Hey. 78 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:13,814 Speak of the devil. 79 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:15,398 Okay. 80 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,735 - Keeley. - Roy. 81 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,154 So I need you to fill in for Ted 82 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,990 at today's press conference, if that's okay. 83 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,324 Fuck no. 84 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,788 I mean, why can't Ted do it? 85 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:37,045 I mean, I'd love to. 86 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,130 Wonderful. 87 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:39,882 Shall we? 88 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,595 Fuck. 89 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:45,678 I heard that. 90 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,571 Delivery for Mr. Shelby. 91 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:03,654 It's Shelley. 92 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,700 Oh, my… I'm so sorry. 93 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,744 Hey, what are you doing here? 94 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,662 I brought you lunch. Figured we'd have it here. 95 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,331 I'm surprised Derek gave you the time off. 96 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,582 He said it was fine. 97 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:16,126 As long as I brought him back something with a West Ham logo on it. 98 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,086 Well, I can do that. 99 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:20,714 How about… 100 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,674 There you go. Mouse pad. 101 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,844 And he can have a scarf. 102 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:27,763 So sorry. There you go. 103 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,849 The… And there. That's the official pro… 104 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:34,478 And actually, you know… Just don't have that. 105 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,021 I only need one. 106 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,315 Well, you know, just keep them for next time. 107 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,989 Oh, dang. 108 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,825 You got to his afternoon kiss before I did. 109 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,661 Rupert, hello. 110 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,247 Okay. So, Jade, this is Rupert, my boss. 111 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:56,583 And, Rupert, this is Jade, my girlfriend. 112 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,168 Well, hello there. 113 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,088 - Hello. - It's worthwhile to meet you. 114 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,133 Jade. What a beautiful name. 115 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:08,136 Thank you. It's actually short for Jaded. 116 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,055 My mother named me after her favorite aunt. 117 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,306 But I don't care. 118 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:18,021 Hold on. I like to consider myself a bit of a… an amateur dialectologist. 119 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:22,192 You are from the south of Poland, right? 120 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,611 Yes, I'm from Nowy S¹cz. 121 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,239 Would you look at that smile. 122 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:31,118 Yeah, Jade, if this young man wasn't so brilliant, 123 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,287 I'd say that you are out of his league. 124 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:38,834 What's that smell? 125 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:40,836 Jade surprised me with lunch. 126 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,213 It's from the Taste of Athens. It's my favorite place. 127 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,549 I'm a hostess there. 128 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,344 Which is why it's his favorite place, I would say. 129 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:50,596 Yeah. 130 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,639 Well, wonderful to meet you, Jade. 131 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,517 And, Nate, mate, 132 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:58,729 don't screw this up. 133 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,272 No. 134 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,400 Bye, Rupert. 135 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:08,071 He seems very wealthy. But also nice-like. 136 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:11,158 Yeah, no, he is. He's actually really decent. 137 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:14,494 I owe him a lot. So… 138 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,872 Right. 139 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,208 It's so kind of you doing this, you know. 140 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,176 Pardon the interruption, Rebecca. 141 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:33,013 Did you know that Ted wasn't doing his press conference today? 142 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,765 Yes. I asked Roy to fill in. 143 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,059 That explains it. 144 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,477 Is there a problem? 145 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,731 That is not what I said, Gary! 146 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,399 I have your quote right here! 147 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:45,651 You did say it, Coach. 148 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,070 - Stay out of this, Lloyd! - Don't shout at Lloyd. 149 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,197 You said, and I quote, 150 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,408 "Joe Walsh is a better guitarist than Jimmy Page." 151 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,202 That's what you said. 152 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,955 Fine! I said it! 153 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,874 But what I meant was that Joe Walsh, underrated. 154 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:02,960 Jimmy Page, overrated! 155 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,629 I mean, Joe Walsh is a poet. 156 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:09,091 Jimmy Page is a fucking court stenographer on Adderall. 157 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:15,055 Are you out of your mind? Page could beat Walsh with one string. 158 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,516 What do you mean beat him? It's not a competition, man! 159 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,101 It's art, you fucking Neanderthal! 160 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,521 - Okay. - Hello! 161 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,857 - Okay. I think this is over. Yeah. - You're suspect! 162 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,024 - Me? - Yeah, you! 163 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,735 Hello! I… 164 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:31,864 "Stairway to Heaven" is a glorified fingering exercise, and you all know it! 165 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:33,699 So much passion. 166 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:37,286 I can't think of the last time 167 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:40,497 I was able to be here with all you absolutely… 168 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,333 just brilliant members of the press down here in the pressroom. 169 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:46,044 So with that in mind, I would love to take some questions. 170 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,714 Come on, absolutely ask me anything. 171 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,383 - Yes. - Marcus Adebayo, The Independent. 172 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,552 - Hello there, Marcus. How are you? - Very well. 173 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,012 - Good. Yes? - Miss Welton, 174 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,557 in your opinion, who's the greatest classic rock guitarist of all time? 175 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,311 Great question. 176 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:10,068 Thank you. Thank you very much. 177 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:12,905 Sorry about that. 178 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,115 - "The guy from Cream." - Yes, all right! 179 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:18,118 Don't start with me, Leslie! I panicked. 180 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,704 I'm gonna murder Roy Kent. 181 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:24,082 Look, Roy not doing press is just Roy being Roy. 182 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:27,586 Oh, yes. Well, I am sick of Roy being Roy. 183 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,506 So, it's time for Rebecca to be Rebecca. 184 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:33,050 Oh, yes. Absolutely. I couldn't… 185 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,511 Yeah. There you go. 186 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:36,595 Yes! 187 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,851 No, you get back down there. 188 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:46,104 Why? I already did my 20, easily. 189 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:49,066 Yeah. We don't start counting until it hurts. 190 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,734 And that goes for all of you! 191 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,361 Oi! Kent! 192 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,031 Get your hairy arse into my office. Now! 193 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:12,673 Every single one of you knows my arse isn't hairy. 194 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,259 Yet none of you spoke up. 195 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,305 And I will never forgive you. 196 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:30,357 He's right. We're cowards. 197 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,069 Now, if she was talking about Richard's butt… 198 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,963 So, are folks still dissecting frogs in science class these days 199 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,674 or is it all just talking about the frog's feelings now? 200 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,384 Honestly? Both. 201 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,137 Ms. Ledbetter, is there anything Henry can be doing 202 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,847 to bring up his grade in your class? 203 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:02,930 Coach, can I… 204 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,392 Yeah, besides helium. 205 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:08,770 Isaac knows. 206 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,732 That Ted's son is failing science? 207 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,401 Scandal. 208 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:18,030 - How did he react? - Not good. 209 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,282 He won't talk to me. 210 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,451 Give him a minute. 211 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,620 You shouldn't have to, but some people need it. 212 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,622 Don't forget, you've known you were gay for 20 years. 213 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,248 Much longer than that. 214 00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:31,084 Once I was out of my mum, I never looked back. 215 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,049 But I hear you. Thanks, Trent. 216 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:41,678 Yeah. Hey, but you know what my favorite thing was about Sir Isaac Newton? 217 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,430 He was so down to Earth. 218 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,891 Ted, we need to let her go. 219 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,227 Yeah, we better go let Ledbetter go. 220 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,439 What the fuck is your problem? 221 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,942 Wait, I know this one. You are! 222 00:12:55,943 --> 00:13:00,781 If I ask you to do a press conference, do the fucking press conference. 223 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:04,451 Okay. Shit. I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was a big deal. 224 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,370 So you just didn't do it? 225 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,623 Is that the plan for the rest of your life? 226 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,875 You're just gonna walk away from everything 227 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,253 the second it isn't fun or easy? 228 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,341 What do you want, Roy? 229 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,386 What do you really want? 230 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,721 I just want to be left alone. 231 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:28,809 Oh, bullshit, Roy! You want way more than that! 232 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:32,271 You're just so convinced that you don't deserve anything good in your life, 233 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:35,983 that you'd rather eat a bowl of shit soup and then complain about the portions. 234 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,696 Get out of your own way, man. 235 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,782 'Cause this whole "woe is me" thing you've got going on 236 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,994 is just fucking ponderous. 237 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,458 Is that all? 238 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,503 Yeah, that's it. 239 00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,590 For now. 240 00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:39,213 How we looking for tomorrow? 241 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,965 Yeah. Great. 242 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:45,093 Think we should play without a goalie. You know, just to give 'em a chance. 243 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,054 I love it when you're cocky. 244 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,018 Baklava. 245 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,311 Oh, yeah. Help y… 246 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,066 - Yeah. - So lovely to meet Kate. 247 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,069 Jade. It's Jade. 248 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,571 Oh, yes. Of course. Jade. Yeah. 249 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,406 Well, she really enjoyed meeting you. 250 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,243 Nothing better than the love of a woman. 251 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,524 Sitting up there but it's just a little bit… We'll get a drink. 252 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,693 Yo. Knock 'em dead, killer. 253 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,280 Well, I hope their kit man remembered to bring 11 body bags. 254 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:50,701 Hey, after the match, let's go for a drink. If you're up for it. 255 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,371 Yeah, that'd be great. Shall I invite Jade? 256 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,166 No, I was thinking it was just the two of us. You know, a guys' night. 257 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,171 Oh, yeah. That'd be lovely. I mean, cool. 258 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,677 Right, let's go blow some bubbles. 259 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,638 Across town, West Ham are hoping to stay top of the table 260 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,182 against Southampton. 261 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:17,102 While here at Nelson Road, the red-hot Greyhounds face Brighton. 262 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,689 Color red tops off at about 800 centigrade, Arlo. 263 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:25,360 The way Richmond are playing, a more accurate description would be yellow-hot. 264 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,487 Thank you for correcting me, Chris, 265 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:30,157 and next time feel free to wait until we're off air. 266 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:32,659 What's this? 267 00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:35,329 We're so full we ran out of pint glasses. 268 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:37,872 Bottoms up. 269 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,127 Bringing in the money 270 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,214 That tastes better. 271 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,591 The denizens of the Dogtrack have seen 272 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,177 their Greyhounds race up the table of late. 273 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,804 The air is filled with an unfamiliar confidence 274 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,932 of another trip to the winners' circle. 275 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,226 - Leslie, did you just text me? - I did. 276 00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,394 - I'm sitting right here. - I see that now. 277 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:01,980 It's Jack. 278 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,275 She's saying that she's in Argentina… 279 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,111 for the next couple of months. 280 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:09,780 Ouch. 281 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,284 Well, I think our break is actually an "up." 282 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,248 So now that Jack is officially my ex, 283 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:23,836 please feel free to say any of the things that you didn't like about her. 284 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,212 Well… 285 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,881 Her handshake was way too firm. 286 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,383 You know… 287 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,844 I get it. You're friendly. 288 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:34,555 Good riddance. 289 00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,103 All right, yo. Let's do this, man. 290 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:45,649 Go get 'em, Captain. 291 00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,570 Isaac. 292 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:52,906 All right, fellas, here we go. Focus up, y'all. 293 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,533 Coach, who we got today? 294 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,159 Brighton and Hove Albion. 295 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,537 Brighton, Hove and Albion. I didn't know we were playing a law firm. 296 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,624 Okay, let's bring it in. Here we go! 297 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,055 Go ahead, Captain. Count us off. 298 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,891 Richmond on C. A, B, C! 299 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,100 Richmond! 300 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:30,527 Brighton have something going here, until that heavy touch by Cooke. 301 00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:31,513 Oh, no! 302 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,821 A thoughtless poke by McAdoo 303 00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:35,282 and a Richmond goal kick becomes a Brighton corner. 304 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,659 McAdoo lost concentration there. 305 00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:39,995 An uncharacteristic mistake from the captain. 306 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:43,207 Well done, McAdoo, you fucking numpty! 307 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,251 Some of the Richmond fans letting McAdoo have a piece of their minds. 308 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,921 The corner comes in. 309 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,006 And the keeper collects. 310 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,925 Yes, Zoreaux. Yes, good take, man. 311 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,009 It's actually Van Damme. 312 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,970 Van Damme's been a commanding presence, Chris. 313 00:18:57,054 --> 00:19:00,182 Just like in the movie Timecop, where he does the splits twice. 314 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,602 Richmond with possession. 315 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,648 Hughes has the ball. He's looking for space. 316 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,108 It's not there. He passes back to Maas. 317 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,487 No! Cooke steps in, and Brighton are off. 318 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,615 - And just like that… - Fuck! 319 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,909 - …Joey Miller puts Brighton up 1-nil. - Shoot. 320 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:22,746 Oh, for fuck's sake! Fucking hell! 321 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,291 Is this the beginning of the end of Richmond's hot streak? 322 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:28,794 - What the fuck, bruv? - What? 323 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,671 - Their fucking goal's over there. - Oh, right, yeah. 324 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,840 Fucking fix up. Don't fucking walk away from me. 325 00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,466 - Relax. - Their fucking goal's over there. 326 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,343 McAdoo is furious, 327 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,178 - remonstrating with Hughes for his error. - Wait? What? 328 00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,889 - Don't fucking walk away from me! - Obisanya defuses the situation, 329 00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:42,391 - but McAdoo remains incandescent. - Fuck! 330 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,643 - We have time. Come on! - My word. 331 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,188 Richmond asking plenty of questions in the first half 332 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:50,983 but haven't been able to put anything into Brighton's net. 333 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,861 As we enter one minute of stoppage time, 334 00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:56,530 the Seagulls would be thrilled to go into the locker room 335 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,323 leading by a goal to nil. 336 00:19:58,407 --> 00:19:59,533 Any thoughts, Chris? 337 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,326 Seagulls are wretched creatures 338 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,745 who'll steal your car keys right off your beach towel. 339 00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:07,749 Richmond's starting to click. 340 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:11,211 This is the crisp ball movement we've come to expect from them. 341 00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:14,381 This is slick. One-touch passing around the area. 342 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:15,966 Rojas is in. 343 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,218 Smothered by Brighton. 344 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,513 And that's the half. 345 00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:25,475 Brighton's up 1-nil, but it's still anyone's game. 346 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:30,898 Same old Richmond. Still a shit show. 347 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,484 You're absolutely rubbish! 348 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:39,448 Stop passing the ball around and bloody do something! 349 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:43,202 You're a disgrace to the badge! 350 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,913 You're all playing like a bunch of fucking fa… 351 00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:50,292 - What the fuck did you say to me? - What? 352 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,669 What did you fucking say to me? 353 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:57,090 Isaac McAdoo has jumped the wall and charged into the seats. 354 00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:58,300 This is unbelievable. 355 00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,328 Oh, my God. 356 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:01,136 - I dare you to fucking say it again! - He appears to be 357 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,847 in a confrontation with one of the Richmond supporters. 358 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,390 Thataway, McAdoo. Get him. 359 00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:07,601 Hang on. He's one of ours. 360 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:08,852 Say that word again! 361 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,506 You leave it! 362 00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:13,023 - Say that fucking word again! - Isaac! 363 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,316 Number five! 364 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,108 Fuck's sake. 365 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,111 The captain, man. 366 00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:21,532 It's an obvious red card. McAdoo clearly has to go. 367 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:25,410 Roy Kent as the voice of reason. What a world. 368 00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:26,912 Fuck's sakes. 369 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,455 Good lad. Oi! 370 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,874 Get him the fuck out of here! 371 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,084 What? 372 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:35,963 After all hell broke loose, halftime finally gets underway, 373 00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:38,549 and the Greyhounds have much to discuss. 374 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,588 All right, no one's gonna say nothing? Sure, no, I'll kick it off. 375 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:18,672 Isaac, what the hell happened? 376 00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,593 One of our fans said some ignorant shit! 377 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:26,847 Okay, what'd they say? 378 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,436 - I heard it. - Okay. 379 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:33,978 He said the f-word. 380 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,316 - Fuck? - No, the other f-word. 381 00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:39,693 Oh, fuck. 382 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,366 If it helps, the fan has been removed. 383 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,578 And I apologize for my dad. 384 00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:53,624 Sorry, not the time for jokes. 385 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,000 Read the room, Leslie. 386 00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:57,753 Okay, I get it. I… 387 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:02,382 Isaac, look. What that guy said? Inexcusable. All right? 388 00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:05,135 But, man, 389 00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:09,223 your reaction to it ain't gonna be taught in any Tibetan monasteries anytime soon. 390 00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:10,209 You know what I'm saying? 391 00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:11,683 Yeah, now we're one man down. 392 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:14,561 Yeah, Isaac, come on, man. It's nothing we haven't heard before. 393 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:20,192 Exactly. It's just poopy. Ignore it, man. 394 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:21,902 Ignore it? 395 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,321 I don't want to fucking ignore it. 396 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,033 What if one of us is gay? 397 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,747 We shouldn't have to deal with this shit! 398 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,345 All right. 399 00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:51,348 - I got it. - Yeah. 400 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:58,939 You think I should have it? 401 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:12,619 No, get out, Roy. I don't need you to come in here. 402 00:24:12,703 --> 00:24:14,413 Just leave me alone. Just fuck off, yeah? 403 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,790 I fucked it up. Just fucking fuck off. Just leave me alone. 404 00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:18,458 I don't need you to start yelling at me. 405 00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:20,252 I'm not here to yell at you. 406 00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:29,928 What the fuck was that all about? 407 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:31,180 I don't know. 408 00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:35,517 Colin, do you know? 409 00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,104 Guys, it's pretty obvious. 410 00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:40,731 Isaac's gay, right? 411 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:46,403 Well, statistically speaking, 10% of the population is homosexual. 412 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:47,988 So it's not that surprising. 413 00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,451 So there are probably more people in this room who are gay. 414 00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:05,130 I'm flattered. 415 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,927 Guys, we don't need to discuss this any further, okay? 416 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,929 All Isaac needs now is our support. 417 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:14,973 Yeah. That's our captain. 418 00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:19,102 All right, fellas, let's focus on the second half. 419 00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:21,230 - Now, what we got… - Hold on. 420 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:23,857 Isaac's not gay. 421 00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:28,862 I don't know what happened out there, 422 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:36,787 but I do know whatever it was isn't what you're really angry about. 423 00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:39,915 Is it? 424 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:49,716 So then trust me. 425 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,637 You got to go deal with that… 426 00:25:56,473 --> 00:26:00,018 or you're gonna fuck up whatever it is you actually do care about. 427 00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:06,817 He's right, you know. 428 00:26:11,947 --> 00:26:15,534 The little things we get mad about are like snowflakes on a mountain. 429 00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:19,830 And if we wait too long, then we're just one sneeze away 430 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:22,457 from an avalanche that will kill us all. 431 00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:26,712 Thank you, Will. 432 00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:33,510 - You want some bubble gum? - Don't push it. 433 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:45,772 So, we cool? 434 00:26:45,856 --> 00:26:46,940 Of course. 435 00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:51,987 - Yeah. - Of course. It's cool. 436 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:54,865 - Yeah. Yes, amigo. - A thousand percent. 437 00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:57,743 You're gay, big whoop. But we don't care. Right, guys? 438 00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:01,163 - Yeah. - All good, bro. 439 00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:03,248 Now, hold on, actually. 440 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:07,294 Colin, we do care, you know. 441 00:27:08,337 --> 00:27:11,423 When I was growing up back in Kansas City, I had a buddy named Stevey Jewell. 442 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,051 Now, he was a huge Denver Broncos fan. 443 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:17,930 But we were all growing up smack dab in the middle of Chiefs country. 444 00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:20,224 So he used to catch a lot of guff for it, you know? 445 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:25,479 But me? Me, I told him it didn't affect the way I felt about him at all, you know? 446 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,023 I told him that I "didn't care." 447 00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:30,150 And I didn't, you know. 448 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:34,530 But then in 19s… what, '97, '98, 449 00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:39,117 he had to watch back-to-back Super Bowls with the Denver Broncos in 'em 450 00:27:39,201 --> 00:27:40,202 all by himself. 451 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:47,668 First one, he ate an entire seven-layer dip 452 00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:50,379 from Price Chopper all by himself. 453 00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:53,131 Big ol' thing. And it just wrecked his stomach. 454 00:27:53,215 --> 00:27:55,384 Apparently, he destroyed the toilet in his parents' basement. 455 00:27:55,467 --> 00:27:57,511 I remember the rumor at the time being 456 00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,805 that he caused $9,000 worth of damage. 457 00:28:00,848 --> 00:28:03,016 Could you imagine? To a toilet. 9,000 bucks. 458 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:06,353 The next year, he did the exact same thing. 459 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,689 All by himself. 460 00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:11,483 He must have thought it was good luck or something. I don't know. 461 00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,819 'Cause I wasn't there. 'Cause I "didn't care." 462 00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:17,990 But I should've cared. You know? 463 00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:21,410 I should've supported him. 464 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:27,791 I should've been at his house both them years. 465 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:32,337 Sharing that seven-layer dip with my friend 466 00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:37,634 while his garbage-ass team wins back-to-back Super Bowls. 467 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,559 Coach, did you just compare being gay to being a Denver Broncos fan? 468 00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:49,354 You know what? I did, and I regret it. Yeah. Sorry about that. 469 00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:52,733 What the fuck are Denver Broncos? 470 00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:54,818 - No, that's a very good question. - Oh, for fuck's sake. 471 00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:57,613 It's an American football reference, an absolute fumble in this situation. 472 00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:58,989 I apologize. Yeah. Okay. 473 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:00,949 But the point is, Colin… 474 00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:06,330 we don't not care. 475 00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:08,707 We care very much. 476 00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:13,587 We care about who you are and what you must've been going through. 477 00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:15,839 Yeah? 478 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,258 But hey, from now on, 479 00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:22,554 you don't have to go through it all by yourself. 480 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:24,431 All right? 481 00:29:24,515 --> 00:29:27,809 Yeah. You hear that? You got us, mate. We got you. 482 00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:31,647 Okay, well, look. Hey. I hate to bring up work in a moment like this, 483 00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:33,857 but we do have a second half of a match to play. 484 00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:35,025 Coach, what we got? 485 00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:37,903 Playing a man down. What do we do differently? 486 00:29:37,986 --> 00:29:39,655 Absolutely nothing! 487 00:29:39,738 --> 00:29:41,740 Let's go, baby. 488 00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:45,869 Let's go. 489 00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:48,539 Okay, all right. Captain, count us off. 490 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:54,169 Wow. That's me, yes. Okay. 491 00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,381 I don't know what to say. 492 00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:00,843 I'm honored to be your captain. 493 00:30:00,926 --> 00:30:03,387 And, you know, I love you guys so very much. 494 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:05,097 On three. One, two, three. 495 00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:06,849 I love you guys so very much! 496 00:30:19,653 --> 00:30:21,697 Better or worse than you imagined? 497 00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:24,157 Second-best way it could've gone, I think. 498 00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:27,870 Best way being the entire team confesses that they're gay too, 499 00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:29,788 and we get to be on the cover of Oprah's magazine. 500 00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:05,574 Cracking match, Coach. 501 00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:07,743 Yeah. Thank you, Roger. 502 00:31:08,327 --> 00:31:11,246 Hey, a few of us are getting a pint. Care to join us? 503 00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:14,833 Sounds good but I'm actually going for a drink with Rupert tonight. 504 00:31:15,334 --> 00:31:16,543 Just the two of us, so… 505 00:31:16,627 --> 00:31:17,920 Are you in trouble? 506 00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:21,548 Wh… No. It's just like guys' night, so… 507 00:31:21,632 --> 00:31:23,842 Cool. Maybe next time? 508 00:31:23,926 --> 00:31:24,927 Yeah. 509 00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:36,688 - Yes! - Yes! 510 00:31:36,772 --> 00:31:38,398 - And Richmond have done it. - Yes! 511 00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:39,942 - How about that? - Well done, sir. 512 00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:42,110 They complete the comeback for a thrilling two-one win… 513 00:31:42,194 --> 00:31:44,613 - I love you so much, man. - …behind an inspirational turn 514 00:31:44,696 --> 00:31:45,906 from Colin Hughes. 515 00:31:45,989 --> 00:31:47,574 - Come on! - Assisting both goals… 516 00:31:47,658 --> 00:31:48,560 Yeah! 517 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,118 …in a man-of-the-match performance. 518 00:31:50,202 --> 00:31:52,120 Wow, Hughes was sensational, Arlo. 519 00:31:52,204 --> 00:31:54,331 - After being benched earlier this season… - AFC Richmond! 520 00:31:54,414 --> 00:31:56,542 - AFC Richmond! - …back in the starting lineup, 521 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,919 and today, the Welshman played like a man reborn. 522 00:32:03,966 --> 00:32:05,926 A goal down, a man down, 523 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:08,512 the Greyhounds scored twice in the second half. 524 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:11,515 Both assisted by an inspired Colin Hughes. 525 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:17,396 But the real fireworks were at halftime when Richmond's captain, Isaac McAdoo, 526 00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:21,441 went into the stands to attack one of their own fans. 527 00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:24,611 In fairness, I wanted to do that a few times myself, Jeff. 528 00:32:24,695 --> 00:32:27,614 Yeah, but you didn't, Clinton, 'cause you're not a psychopath like McAdoo. 529 00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:30,576 - Now, George, you don't know what… - Oh, no… Jeff. Jeff, come on. 530 00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:33,954 You do not go into the stands. I don't care what was said. 531 00:32:34,037 --> 00:32:36,999 That is a line you do not cross. 532 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:40,252 And that's why McAdoo wasn't captain when I was there. 533 00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:41,712 'Cause he's not fit for it. 534 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:44,590 I mean, come on. He makes Roy Kent look like Bambi. 535 00:32:45,174 --> 00:32:46,842 He's an idiot, isn't he? Come on. 536 00:32:46,925 --> 00:32:48,468 - McAdoo doing that. - Yes. 537 00:32:48,552 --> 00:32:50,554 - What was he thinking? - He's in big trouble. 538 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:52,306 Guy probably deserved it though, right? 539 00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:53,640 - Absolutely. - No doubt. 540 00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:55,767 I hope his kids shiv him in his sleep. 541 00:32:56,894 --> 00:32:58,645 What? He used to come in here. 542 00:32:58,729 --> 00:33:00,772 He was a dick to my niece, Claire, once. 543 00:33:00,856 --> 00:33:02,316 - No way. - Not Claire. 544 00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:03,942 Fucking prick! 545 00:33:04,026 --> 00:33:05,402 Moving over to east London, 546 00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:08,739 the Wonder Kid's West Ham took care of business at home. 547 00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:17,080 And then he came in after me. 548 00:33:18,624 --> 00:33:20,125 Hey, Rupert. 549 00:33:20,209 --> 00:33:22,002 - You all right? - Hey, Nathan. 550 00:33:22,711 --> 00:33:26,423 Let me introduce Kelsie and Libby. 551 00:33:26,507 --> 00:33:27,883 No. The other way around. 552 00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:29,218 The other way. 553 00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:32,387 Well, I'm still Rupert. 554 00:33:33,055 --> 00:33:36,350 And this is Nathan Shelley, the Wonder Kid. 555 00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:37,934 Hey, you all right? 556 00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:39,520 - Hi. - Hey. 557 00:33:39,603 --> 00:33:42,523 So, the girls will be joining us tonight. 558 00:33:42,606 --> 00:33:43,607 Shall we? 559 00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:49,321 Yum, yum, yum. 560 00:33:49,947 --> 00:33:51,782 Thought it was a guys' night, Rupert. 561 00:33:53,575 --> 00:33:56,286 Well, yes. Trust me, it is. 562 00:33:57,371 --> 00:34:01,124 Oscar. We're off to the private room. 563 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:07,005 Couple of bottles of champagne, please. 564 00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:12,928 Actually, Rupert. 565 00:34:14,972 --> 00:34:16,681 I'm so sorry, I need to leave. 566 00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:21,395 Long story. I wanted to come and tell you in person. 567 00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:37,870 Congratulations, Ted. That's eight wins in a row. 568 00:34:37,953 --> 00:34:38,954 Come on now, Trent. 569 00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:40,831 You know I don't care about winning or losing. 570 00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:45,085 No, the truth is, only way I could be happier 571 00:34:45,168 --> 00:34:47,754 is if my arm-feet were covered in barbecue sauce. 572 00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:50,340 How you feeling about the win streak, Roy? 573 00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:54,386 No way. Do not come near me with that shit. 574 00:34:54,469 --> 00:34:56,346 You never talk about a streak. 575 00:34:56,972 --> 00:34:59,892 My grandparents were happily married for 51 years 576 00:34:59,975 --> 00:35:02,853 'cause they never said a fucking word to each other. Scram. 577 00:35:03,604 --> 00:35:06,064 Well done, gentlemen. Congrats. 578 00:35:08,317 --> 00:35:09,318 Another one. 579 00:35:09,401 --> 00:35:12,988 Oh, boy. Higgins hitting us with his DJ Khaled impression. Nice. 580 00:35:13,071 --> 00:35:14,016 Who? 581 00:35:14,031 --> 00:35:16,200 - Parallel thinking. - Apparently so. 582 00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:18,702 The press is ready for you, Ted. It's a big one. 583 00:35:19,286 --> 00:35:21,205 That's what that lady from the American Office said. 584 00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:23,165 Okay, I'll be right there. 585 00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:24,499 Okay. 586 00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:33,800 - He's on his way. - Thank you, Leslie. 587 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,261 You gave Ted some talking points? 588 00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:39,264 No. I haven't done that in a long time. 589 00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:41,808 Oh, God. 590 00:35:59,284 --> 00:36:01,828 Yeah. All right. You got me today. 591 00:36:03,247 --> 00:36:04,373 Any questions? 592 00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:07,501 Fucking hell. 593 00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:10,796 You. Five-o'clock-shadow head. 594 00:36:10,879 --> 00:36:16,593 Coach Kent, do you or the organization condone what Isaac McAdoo did today? 595 00:36:16,677 --> 00:36:18,345 What a stupid fucking question. 596 00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:21,139 Course we don't. 597 00:36:21,223 --> 00:36:24,643 What Isaac did was awful. He was lucky he only got a red card. 598 00:36:24,726 --> 00:36:26,353 Okay. So why'd he do it? 599 00:36:43,412 --> 00:36:46,039 When I was first coming up through Sunderland, 600 00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:49,334 there was an old-timer on the team. Local guy. 601 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,462 He and his wife were about to have their first kid, 602 00:36:52,546 --> 00:36:54,298 so during training one day, 603 00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:58,760 I made a joke that, statistically, I was probably the real dad. 604 00:36:59,845 --> 00:37:04,558 And the boys fell about laughing, but he went fucking nuts. 605 00:37:04,641 --> 00:37:07,895 He battered me. Properly. 606 00:37:07,978 --> 00:37:11,607 I had a black eye, chipped tooth, three broken ribs. 607 00:37:12,357 --> 00:37:14,067 I couldn't play for six games. 608 00:37:14,818 --> 00:37:16,320 He got booted off the team. 609 00:37:17,613 --> 00:37:21,074 After that, no club would go near him. 610 00:37:22,117 --> 00:37:24,912 Then in the summer, after I could breathe again, 611 00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:27,080 I bumped into him in a pub. 612 00:37:27,873 --> 00:37:31,210 And I got the chance to say sorry for my stupid fucking joke. 613 00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:36,089 And he got to tell me… 614 00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:40,260 he and his wife had lost the baby… 615 00:37:41,094 --> 00:37:43,263 a month before all that went down. 616 00:37:45,766 --> 00:37:49,853 He hadn't told anyone. Kept it all inside. 617 00:37:56,568 --> 00:38:00,656 Look, I get that some people think if they buy a ticket, 618 00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:05,577 they've got the right to yell whatever abusive shit they want at footballers. 619 00:38:06,703 --> 00:38:10,832 But they're not just footballers. They're also people. 620 00:38:12,709 --> 00:38:17,798 And none of us know what is going on in each other's lives. 621 00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:24,888 So for Isaac to do what he did today, 622 00:38:25,806 --> 00:38:27,099 even though it was wrong… 623 00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:31,061 I give him love. 624 00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:37,568 And as for why he did what he did… 625 00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:43,740 that's none of my fucking business. 626 00:38:47,619 --> 00:38:49,121 Next question. 627 00:38:50,122 --> 00:38:51,331 Yeah, New Trent. 628 00:38:52,499 --> 00:38:54,126 Coach, let's talk about Colin Hughes. 629 00:38:54,877 --> 00:38:57,212 Yeah, he's a hell of a player and a great man. 630 00:38:58,130 --> 00:38:59,423 I think we've underused him. 631 00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:01,300 - I think you're right. - Glad we agree. 632 00:39:01,383 --> 00:39:03,218 I prefer you to Old Trent. 633 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:05,137 Next question. 634 00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:13,312 You. Goblin King, go. 635 00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:34,373 Hey. 636 00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:36,335 Hey. 637 00:39:36,919 --> 00:39:38,378 What happened to guys' night? 638 00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:10,994 Hey. 639 00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:16,875 You lied to me. 640 00:40:19,336 --> 00:40:20,337 For years. 641 00:40:24,132 --> 00:40:27,886 What is it about me that made you think you couldn't tell me? 642 00:40:29,888 --> 00:40:31,974 No, it was nothing to do with you. 643 00:40:32,975 --> 00:40:34,268 It was about me. 644 00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:39,231 I was 99% sure that you'd support me. 645 00:40:39,815 --> 00:40:44,736 But the 1% chance that you wouldn't scared the shit out of me. 646 00:40:51,118 --> 00:40:54,580 I don't know how you did it. I can't keep a secret for shit. 647 00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:57,207 I know. Another reason I didn't tell you. 648 00:40:57,791 --> 00:41:00,043 I mean, I hid it from people for years, 649 00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:03,630 and the second you find out, I didn't last a month. 650 00:41:09,970 --> 00:41:11,180 I'm sorry, bruv. 651 00:41:14,683 --> 00:41:15,934 You gonna tell everyone now? 652 00:41:19,229 --> 00:41:20,230 No. 653 00:41:21,231 --> 00:41:23,984 The team knows. And that's enough for me. 654 00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:26,528 And no one's gonna say shit. 655 00:41:29,781 --> 00:41:30,782 I promise. 656 00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:38,165 Wanna come in? 657 00:41:44,463 --> 00:41:45,464 Yeah, all right. 658 00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:47,507 Come on. 659 00:42:01,897 --> 00:42:05,484 Is "top or bottom" sex positions or sleeping arrangements? 660 00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:07,277 Sexual positions. 661 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:09,154 Unless bunk beds are involved. Then it's both. 662 00:42:09,821 --> 00:42:11,240 Would you ever shag a woman? 663 00:42:11,323 --> 00:42:12,616 No, I'm gay. 664 00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:14,701 I know, but what if you had to? 665 00:42:15,494 --> 00:42:18,247 - 1967 Raquel Welch. - My man. 666 00:42:19,331 --> 00:42:22,918 - Who's the fittest guy on the team? - I won't tell you, and you'd never guess. 667 00:42:24,086 --> 00:42:25,879 - Bumbercatch. - Yes. 668 00:42:27,422 --> 00:42:29,299 What about team showers? How does that work? 669 00:42:29,383 --> 00:42:31,927 I keep my head down, and I think of global warming. 670 00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:34,930 Yeah, well, if I had to shower with a bunch of girls all the time, 671 00:42:35,013 --> 00:42:36,431 I'd defo get boners. 672 00:42:39,810 --> 00:42:40,811 I love you, boyo. 673 00:42:44,106 --> 00:42:45,524 You can't say it, can you? 674 00:42:47,568 --> 00:42:48,569 No. 675 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:50,904 But you know I do, yeah?