1 00:00:04,089 --> 00:00:06,425 It's a rare treat when the Premier League title 2 00:00:06,426 --> 00:00:08,552 comes down to the last match of the season. 3 00:00:08,553 --> 00:00:11,680 And, Thierry, if the Greyhounds win on Sunday, 4 00:00:11,681 --> 00:00:17,269 and Manchester City loses or draws, AFC Richmond will actually win the league. 5 00:00:17,270 --> 00:00:20,147 Incredible. And you picked them to finish last. 6 00:00:20,148 --> 00:00:21,190 Hey, so did you. 7 00:00:21,191 --> 00:00:24,652 Sorry, Gary. I only remember my victories. 8 00:00:24,653 --> 00:00:27,696 I have no room in my brain for anything else. 9 00:00:27,697 --> 00:00:29,532 Well, it should be a great match. 10 00:00:29,533 --> 00:00:32,785 The last time Richmond played West Ham though, things got ugly. 11 00:00:32,786 --> 00:00:35,038 That wasn't football. It was a crime scene. 12 00:00:35,664 --> 00:00:36,747 Speaking of which, 13 00:00:36,748 --> 00:00:40,334 Rupert Mannion has been accused of an inappropriate relationship 14 00:00:40,335 --> 00:00:41,669 by a former assistant, 15 00:00:41,670 --> 00:00:44,421 - putting the team owner in hot water. - Hot water? 16 00:00:44,422 --> 00:00:48,467 That man is boiling. If he had noodles in his pockets, he could make a soup. 17 00:00:48,468 --> 00:00:52,596 My nan made a delicious pocket soup. Bit like a minestrone. 18 00:00:52,597 --> 00:00:55,224 Personally, I thought he should have stayed with Rebecca Welton. 19 00:00:55,225 --> 00:00:57,561 Now, they were a power couple. 20 00:00:58,228 --> 00:01:00,313 Shut up, Thierry Henry. 21 00:01:07,237 --> 00:01:08,196 Morning, Rebecca. 22 00:01:08,905 --> 00:01:10,824 - Morning, Ted. - Hi. 23 00:01:18,582 --> 00:01:19,583 Yeah. 24 00:01:23,545 --> 00:01:24,546 So, do you... 25 00:01:27,090 --> 00:01:28,650 You know, do you want to talk about it? 26 00:01:30,969 --> 00:01:33,346 I'm not really ready to talk about it yet. 27 00:01:36,057 --> 00:01:36,892 Okay. 28 00:01:36,893 --> 00:01:38,602 Good morning! 29 00:01:40,896 --> 00:01:44,482 Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, what a night, what a night. 30 00:01:48,236 --> 00:01:49,446 Sorry for all the noise. 31 00:01:50,906 --> 00:01:53,617 Morning, nerds. You're welcome for all the noise. 32 00:01:55,535 --> 00:01:56,620 Milady. 33 00:01:59,039 --> 00:02:00,456 Rebecca, I hope you don't mind. 34 00:02:00,457 --> 00:02:02,667 I went through your wardrobe and borrowed this dress. 35 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:05,879 It's a blazer. But, yes. Help yourself. 36 00:02:07,130 --> 00:02:09,466 Hey, thanks again for letting us all crash here last night. 37 00:02:09,966 --> 00:02:11,884 You know... When I got Beard's text saying 38 00:02:11,885 --> 00:02:14,011 that there was a deadly gas leak in the neighborhood, 39 00:02:14,012 --> 00:02:16,765 I just assumed he was bragging about one of his epic toots. 40 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,606 Isn't that crazy that this is gonna be the last time we wake up like this? 41 00:02:26,191 --> 00:02:28,944 I mean, the last and first time. But, still, you know. 42 00:02:29,903 --> 00:02:31,446 No, no, no. 43 00:02:32,113 --> 00:02:34,449 Yeah. Boss don't want to talk about it yet. 44 00:02:34,991 --> 00:02:37,701 It's not that I refuse to talk about you going home, Ted. 45 00:02:37,702 --> 00:02:40,163 It's that I refuse to accept that you are not coming back. 46 00:02:42,958 --> 00:02:44,584 God. Boss. 47 00:02:45,669 --> 00:02:47,170 I'm right there with you. 48 00:02:51,967 --> 00:02:53,468 I'll start in the guest rooms. 49 00:02:57,305 --> 00:03:01,350 - No! No, no! No. - No. No, no. Please. Please... 50 00:03:01,351 --> 00:03:03,477 Those ropes are not garbage. 51 00:03:03,478 --> 00:03:05,522 Some of it's dirty on purpose. 52 00:03:33,884 --> 00:03:37,803 Hear ye, hear ye, this locker room is now in session. 53 00:03:37,804 --> 00:03:40,515 All rise for the Honorable Judge McAdoo. 54 00:03:50,609 --> 00:03:52,068 Silence! 55 00:03:53,111 --> 00:03:54,112 Be seated. 56 00:03:55,572 --> 00:03:56,531 Court Treasurer. 57 00:03:57,949 --> 00:03:59,658 Are there any unresolved fines from this season? 58 00:03:59,659 --> 00:04:01,243 There are, Your Honor. 59 00:04:01,244 --> 00:04:03,370 And please remember that all fines 60 00:04:03,371 --> 00:04:07,125 will go towards funding our end-of-season party this Sunday night at the restaurant. 61 00:04:09,044 --> 00:04:10,836 Very well. Bailiff. 62 00:04:10,837 --> 00:04:12,422 Please bring forth the receptacle. 63 00:04:13,256 --> 00:04:14,966 The assistant kitman has it. 64 00:04:17,594 --> 00:04:19,179 Assistant to the kitman. 65 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,557 Court Treasurer. Release the fines. 66 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:30,148 "Jan Maas. Late for training. £200." 67 00:04:31,775 --> 00:04:33,359 - That's fair. - Naughty boy. 68 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,694 "Dani Rojas. 69 00:04:35,570 --> 00:04:39,783 Not texting 'happy birthday' on a teammate's birthday. £100." 70 00:04:40,659 --> 00:04:41,700 Objection, Your Honor. 71 00:04:41,701 --> 00:04:44,955 I did put a tiny, little heart on someone else's "happy birthday." 72 00:04:46,081 --> 00:04:46,981 Overruled! 73 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:50,085 "Jamie Tartt. 74 00:04:51,336 --> 00:04:55,256 Falling asleep during team meditation training. £200." 75 00:04:55,257 --> 00:04:56,632 Wow. You fell asleep? 76 00:04:56,633 --> 00:04:58,926 - Bro, everyone was sleeping, man. - Nah, not me. 77 00:04:58,927 --> 00:05:00,804 I was just the only one who was snoring. 78 00:05:03,890 --> 00:05:05,517 Hey. Wait. 79 00:05:06,601 --> 00:05:09,521 - Is there anything else? - That is all I have, Your Honor. 80 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:13,441 Very well. And finally, Nathan Shelley. 81 00:05:14,901 --> 00:05:17,152 For missing every training session, 82 00:05:17,153 --> 00:05:20,949 every match and every team dinner this season, 83 00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:24,911 I hereby fine you £5,000! 84 00:05:25,662 --> 00:05:27,872 Yeah, that's fair. I mean, I deserve it. 85 00:05:27,873 --> 00:05:33,128 The party will now have an open bar and live band karaoke! 86 00:05:51,813 --> 00:05:52,713 Hey. 87 00:05:54,024 --> 00:05:55,025 I'm sorry. 88 00:05:55,775 --> 00:05:57,360 One of these days, I'm gonna scare you. 89 00:05:58,653 --> 00:06:02,407 Well, that's easy. Just ask me what I'm thinking about. 90 00:06:03,909 --> 00:06:05,327 What are you thinking about? 91 00:06:08,788 --> 00:06:09,831 Stuff. 92 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:12,709 Terrifying. 93 00:06:14,794 --> 00:06:15,962 Good to see you, Roy. 94 00:06:19,925 --> 00:06:22,969 - Morning, Keeley. - Morning. 95 00:06:38,109 --> 00:06:39,693 - Yo. - Hey. 96 00:06:39,694 --> 00:06:41,695 What happened to you? I thought you were right behind me. 97 00:06:41,696 --> 00:06:43,031 Jane had a surprise for me. 98 00:06:44,074 --> 00:06:45,951 - That's nice. - My passport. 99 00:06:46,701 --> 00:06:50,330 Which she shredded so that I wouldn't be able to leave the country. 100 00:06:50,914 --> 00:06:53,250 - Good thing you got dual citizenship, huh? - Triple. 101 00:06:54,084 --> 00:06:57,087 - Vatican City is a country, baby. - Right. 102 00:06:59,381 --> 00:07:03,759 Gentlemen. I can't finish the book until the season ends, obviously. 103 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,638 But before you leave, I'd love to get your thoughts. 104 00:07:07,180 --> 00:07:09,307 Let me know if there's anything you disagree with. 105 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,769 I won't take it out, but I'm happy to tell you where you're wrong. 106 00:07:15,814 --> 00:07:17,023 Fuck! 107 00:07:18,733 --> 00:07:19,901 Everything okay, Roy? 108 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,613 How do you know if a girl likes you or not? 109 00:07:25,615 --> 00:07:26,533 Well... 110 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:32,330 you know, that might be a tasty, little treat for the Diamond Dogs. 111 00:07:34,457 --> 00:07:35,667 No. 112 00:07:36,334 --> 00:07:38,670 No! No! No! 113 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:45,302 So close. 114 00:07:47,345 --> 00:07:49,139 Can't wait to dive into this, Trent. 115 00:07:49,764 --> 00:07:50,765 Thank you. 116 00:07:51,725 --> 00:07:52,726 Nope. 117 00:07:54,895 --> 00:07:56,228 Derivative. 118 00:07:56,229 --> 00:07:57,647 Okay. 119 00:07:59,232 --> 00:08:00,691 Overly prosaic. 120 00:08:00,692 --> 00:08:03,152 Actually, I'm gonna just pop out for a second. 121 00:08:03,153 --> 00:08:06,615 The press are asking if you have any comments about Rupert's divorce. 122 00:08:07,407 --> 00:08:10,285 Yes, of course. But no, no comment. 123 00:08:10,952 --> 00:08:12,328 - Smart. - Classy. 124 00:08:12,329 --> 00:08:14,705 Moving on, Leslie and I are asking 125 00:08:14,706 --> 00:08:16,958 if you have any comments on Rupert's divorce. 126 00:08:17,751 --> 00:08:19,210 Juicier, the better. Safe space. 127 00:08:19,211 --> 00:08:20,961 Also no comment. 128 00:08:20,962 --> 00:08:22,129 Boo! 129 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:25,217 Look, I'm sorry. I just genuinely don't care anymore. 130 00:08:26,885 --> 00:08:28,094 What's next? 131 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,847 We need to talk about who we're hiring to replace Ted. 132 00:08:31,848 --> 00:08:34,600 I've made a list of the usual suspects, 133 00:08:35,185 --> 00:08:39,022 and I threw in a basketball coach from New Zealand just to spice it up a bit. 134 00:08:42,776 --> 00:08:45,487 Right. I can't think about that yet. 135 00:08:46,446 --> 00:08:48,990 Okay. After the season then. 136 00:08:50,575 --> 00:08:53,410 Last thing from me. On a happier note, 137 00:08:53,411 --> 00:08:56,498 now that we have a guaranteed spot in the Champions League next season... 138 00:08:59,084 --> 00:09:02,002 we have had many requests to buy a piece of the club. 139 00:09:02,003 --> 00:09:05,422 Our value is at an all-time high, so it's worth considering. 140 00:09:05,423 --> 00:09:11,136 You give up 49%, retain full control and make a huge pile of cash. 141 00:09:11,137 --> 00:09:13,848 We can buy more players, renovate the stadium. 142 00:09:13,849 --> 00:09:16,100 Maybe we can get some of those fancy seats. 143 00:09:16,101 --> 00:09:18,143 The ones with the heaters like they have at Tottenham. 144 00:09:18,144 --> 00:09:20,855 They're amazing... in February. 145 00:09:20,856 --> 00:09:23,274 You see, I accidentally turned mine on last summer 146 00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:25,652 and nearly melted my bottom crack together. 147 00:09:27,821 --> 00:09:30,490 Think about it anyway. It's only 49%. 148 00:09:32,534 --> 00:09:33,434 Leslie? 149 00:09:36,162 --> 00:09:38,874 How much would I get if I sold the entire club? 150 00:09:39,791 --> 00:09:40,691 Rebecca. 151 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:42,919 You can't sell the club. 152 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,046 Why not? 153 00:09:45,630 --> 00:09:48,090 I mean, I only got into this to ruin Rupert's life. 154 00:09:48,091 --> 00:09:51,136 And he seems to be doing a pretty good job of that himself. 155 00:09:53,263 --> 00:09:56,641 So come on, Leslie. How much? 156 00:09:57,225 --> 00:09:58,601 I don't know. 157 00:09:58,602 --> 00:10:03,398 Off the top of my head, I'd say two billion. 158 00:10:06,484 --> 00:10:07,485 Fuck me. 159 00:10:09,029 --> 00:10:10,030 Fuck me. 160 00:10:15,118 --> 00:10:16,160 All right, Roy. 161 00:10:16,161 --> 00:10:18,622 I think that's enough for today. You can go ahead and call it. 162 00:10:21,124 --> 00:10:22,167 Roy, please. 163 00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:28,964 Whistle! Whistle! 164 00:10:28,965 --> 00:10:30,633 Go on, bring it in. 165 00:10:30,634 --> 00:10:32,218 Thank you, Roy. 166 00:10:32,219 --> 00:10:35,137 Coach and I didn't wanna make a big deal about it being our last practice. 167 00:10:35,138 --> 00:10:36,263 Just a regular day. 168 00:10:36,264 --> 00:10:38,224 Yeah. Nothing special. Right? 169 00:10:38,225 --> 00:10:40,727 Yeah. Sure. 170 00:10:41,937 --> 00:10:43,146 Whatever you guys want. 171 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:49,236 - That was ominous. - What the fuck was that? 172 00:10:51,988 --> 00:10:53,198 What the fuck is that? 173 00:10:54,658 --> 00:10:56,493 What the fuck is this? 174 00:11:00,121 --> 00:11:04,375 There's a sad sort of clanging From the clock in the hall 175 00:11:04,376 --> 00:11:08,045 And the bells in the steeple too 176 00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:12,341 And up in the nursery An absurd little bird 177 00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:14,969 Is popping out to say "cuckoo" 178 00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:17,972 Cuckoo, cuckoo 179 00:11:17,973 --> 00:11:21,642 Regretfully they tell us But firmly they compel us 180 00:11:21,643 --> 00:11:24,979 To say goodbye 181 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:28,233 To you 182 00:11:32,863 --> 00:11:36,866 So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, good night 183 00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:40,620 We hate to go And miss this pretty sight 184 00:11:46,668 --> 00:11:49,879 So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, adieu 185 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:53,842 Adieu, adieu To yieu and yieu and yieu 186 00:12:00,182 --> 00:12:03,893 So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye 187 00:12:03,894 --> 00:12:07,147 We flit, we float We fleetly flee, we fly 188 00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:17,156 So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye 189 00:12:17,157 --> 00:12:20,911 The sun has gone To bed and so must I 190 00:12:21,453 --> 00:12:25,165 Adios 191 00:12:25,749 --> 00:12:29,002 Adios 192 00:12:30,212 --> 00:12:33,632 Adios 193 00:12:34,466 --> 00:12:41,473 Goodbye 194 00:12:46,811 --> 00:12:49,147 Thank you, fellas. That was perfect. 195 00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:11,294 Hey, Keeley. Love those boots. 196 00:13:12,003 --> 00:13:13,004 Thanks. 197 00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:19,844 - Hey, Nate. - Hey, Keeley. You all right? 198 00:13:19,845 --> 00:13:22,388 Yeah. It's so good to have you back. 199 00:13:22,389 --> 00:13:24,516 - Thank you. It's really good to be back. - Yeah. 200 00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:28,602 - Hi. - Hey. 201 00:13:28,603 --> 00:13:30,229 - Ninety-one. - Ninety-two. 202 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,355 Hello, boys. 203 00:13:31,356 --> 00:13:33,023 - Hello, Keeley. - Hey, Keeley. Uh-oh. 204 00:13:33,024 --> 00:13:36,570 - What do we got here? - A little last-day present. One for you. 205 00:13:37,654 --> 00:13:38,654 - And one for you. - All right. 206 00:13:38,655 --> 00:13:40,490 Don't open that before you get on the plane! 207 00:13:41,116 --> 00:13:43,285 Or better yet, just don't get on the plane. 208 00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:46,413 - Thanks, Keeley. - Thanks, Keeley. 209 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,793 Is everybody decent? 210 00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:54,713 One of these days, right? 211 00:13:55,839 --> 00:13:59,425 Okay, remember you've got your extra press session tomorrow at noon. 212 00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:05,347 And you're confident, generous, excited. You're fucking legends! 213 00:14:05,348 --> 00:14:06,641 Thanks, Keeley! 214 00:14:12,689 --> 00:14:15,191 - Keeley. - Hi, Jamie. 215 00:14:15,192 --> 00:14:16,609 - Hey, you good? - Yeah, you? 216 00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:18,486 Yeah, good, yeah. Mad one. 217 00:14:19,362 --> 00:14:22,698 Nike want to fly me to Brazil to shoot this commercial thing. 218 00:14:22,699 --> 00:14:26,368 But I said to them that I wouldn't do it unless I could have my publicist with me. 219 00:14:26,369 --> 00:14:29,372 Make sure I don't fuck it up. So what do you think? 220 00:14:30,498 --> 00:14:31,999 - It's not for me. - Yeah. 221 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,584 - I'm fucking with you. - Yeah? 222 00:14:33,585 --> 00:14:34,501 - Yeah. - Yeah? 223 00:14:34,502 --> 00:14:36,254 - Yeah. Thank you. - Congrats. 224 00:14:37,839 --> 00:14:41,176 Yeah, cool. So, someone from Nike is gonna call you. 225 00:14:41,885 --> 00:14:44,638 Name starts with W. Ends with W. I don't... 226 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,805 - I'll handle it. - Okay. 227 00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:47,974 - Thank you, Jamie. - Yeah. 228 00:14:57,609 --> 00:14:58,610 Hey, Jamie. 229 00:14:59,444 --> 00:15:00,445 Yeah? 230 00:15:02,239 --> 00:15:03,448 Wanna grab a beer later? 231 00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:06,242 I thought you said I couldn't have beer anymore. 232 00:15:06,243 --> 00:15:08,078 Well, you're with me, so you get a pass. 233 00:15:09,162 --> 00:15:10,622 Yeah, decent. I'm in, yeah. 234 00:15:12,832 --> 00:15:14,125 - Sweet. - Sweet. 235 00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:17,917 So are you two friends now? 236 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,132 - Yeah. Guess so. - That's wonderful. 237 00:15:22,384 --> 00:15:23,385 Yeah. 238 00:15:23,885 --> 00:15:25,136 Fucking mint, yeah. 239 00:15:27,222 --> 00:15:30,516 - Should I use that pose or that pose? - Lads. Thank the Lord. 240 00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:32,351 - None of 'em. - I just signed up for that Bantr. 241 00:15:32,352 --> 00:15:33,435 Should I... 242 00:15:33,436 --> 00:15:36,272 I mean, when your father died, I was terrified of being alone. 243 00:15:36,273 --> 00:15:39,775 But now I've learned so much about myself in this last year, 244 00:15:39,776 --> 00:15:41,819 and I've been right all along, you know. 245 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,530 I really am exceptional. 246 00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:48,117 Right. Mother, you know that Ted isn't dying. 247 00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:50,078 He's just moving back to America. 248 00:15:51,246 --> 00:15:54,332 You say potato, you say potato. 249 00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:59,963 I've been thinking about selling the club. 250 00:16:02,007 --> 00:16:05,093 - I know. Is that crazy? - No! No, I love it. 251 00:16:05,886 --> 00:16:08,429 Go for it. Take the money and run. 252 00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:09,639 Explore the world. 253 00:16:11,016 --> 00:16:13,143 More importantly, explore yourself. 254 00:16:14,311 --> 00:16:17,021 You know, I had a dream last night that I was a cabaret singer in Japan. 255 00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:18,106 Shut up. 256 00:16:19,232 --> 00:16:20,734 No, you've given me chills. 257 00:16:21,776 --> 00:16:23,445 I had exactly the same dream. 258 00:16:24,487 --> 00:16:26,155 You were a dentist in Taiwan, 259 00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:27,823 - but... - Oh, Mother. 260 00:16:27,824 --> 00:16:29,492 Well, potato, potato. 261 00:16:32,329 --> 00:16:33,649 You going to the match on Sunday? 262 00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:36,458 Oh, sausage, I can't. I'm sorry. 263 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,877 I've been wanting to get a tattoo, 264 00:16:39,753 --> 00:16:42,672 so I'm meeting with a specialist who can remove it if I hate it. 265 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,550 But I did see Tish the other day. 266 00:16:46,218 --> 00:16:49,054 She told me who's gonna win the game. Do you wanna know? 267 00:16:49,763 --> 00:16:53,015 I have had more than enough of Tish's bloody predictions 268 00:16:53,016 --> 00:16:55,643 to last me a lifetime, thank you very much. 269 00:16:55,644 --> 00:17:00,398 But please do tell her that she's a fraud that preys on people's weaknesses. 270 00:17:01,608 --> 00:17:03,318 That's exactly what she said you'd say. 271 00:17:04,486 --> 00:17:05,485 Anything else, ladies? 272 00:17:05,486 --> 00:17:08,864 I'd just like some peace of mind for my daughter. 273 00:17:08,865 --> 00:17:10,658 And all of her generation. 274 00:17:10,659 --> 00:17:14,453 Must be awful for 'em, lying awake at night haunted 275 00:17:14,454 --> 00:17:16,164 by how fucking easy they've had it. 276 00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,295 Fucking hell. 277 00:17:24,214 --> 00:17:26,423 We'll just have the bill. Thank you, Mae. 278 00:17:26,424 --> 00:17:29,344 It's been taken care of by these gentlemen. 279 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:35,266 We just wanted to thank you for everything you've done for the club. 280 00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:37,978 Yeah. The love and care you have for the team is inspiring. 281 00:17:38,937 --> 00:17:40,563 Kind of like the mother we never had. 282 00:17:40,564 --> 00:17:44,066 That's weird. 'Cause I'm like the mother she's never had. 283 00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:46,986 I guess that makes you like the grandmother we never had. 284 00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:48,405 No, it doesn't. 285 00:17:52,492 --> 00:17:53,534 Why would you say that? 286 00:17:53,535 --> 00:17:54,953 I was trying to be nice. 287 00:17:56,454 --> 00:17:58,832 Did I tell you? I'm learning to... 288 00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:02,961 What's it called? Skateboard. 289 00:18:04,504 --> 00:18:05,504 Do you mean skateboard? 290 00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:08,592 - Yeah, yeah. Skateboard. Really. - You any good? 291 00:18:09,301 --> 00:18:10,343 Will be. 292 00:18:19,978 --> 00:18:21,729 So you do laugh. 293 00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:25,274 But you don't do it until page 43? 294 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:27,026 And it wasn't even a big laugh. 295 00:18:27,027 --> 00:18:30,196 That was more of a loud nose breath. An exhale. 296 00:18:30,197 --> 00:18:34,658 Hey, Trent. Look, I know folks are divided on the actual police these days, 297 00:18:34,659 --> 00:18:37,495 but all human beings are opposed to the laugh police. 298 00:18:38,997 --> 00:18:41,333 Yeah. Yes, sorry. 299 00:18:43,293 --> 00:18:44,294 Yeah. 300 00:18:46,129 --> 00:18:47,506 I just want you to like it. 301 00:18:51,092 --> 00:18:52,219 I'll leave you be. 302 00:18:55,889 --> 00:18:58,016 - Good night, Trent. - Good night. 303 00:19:35,011 --> 00:19:36,012 Worth the wait. 304 00:19:39,975 --> 00:19:44,104 Whatever happens on Sunday, I want you to know I'm proud of you. 305 00:19:45,814 --> 00:19:47,440 All the work you've put in this year. 306 00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:50,819 Yeah. Yeah, thanks. 307 00:19:51,903 --> 00:19:55,990 And thank you for your help too, you know. 308 00:19:55,991 --> 00:19:59,911 For motivating me, encouraging me. 309 00:20:01,538 --> 00:20:04,583 I haven't really had that from the older men in me life. 310 00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:09,045 Real talk, man. Thank you. 311 00:20:16,553 --> 00:20:20,390 And look, I know you've got a lot of feelings for Keeley. 312 00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:26,271 I just hope none of that shit ever gets in the way of our friendship. 313 00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:30,316 Yeah. No, yeah, me too, yeah. 314 00:20:30,317 --> 00:20:31,401 Good. 315 00:20:33,153 --> 00:20:34,154 That's good. 316 00:20:35,822 --> 00:20:37,502 'Cause me and Keeley started talking again. 317 00:20:39,993 --> 00:20:40,893 Oh, yeah? 318 00:20:41,494 --> 00:20:43,788 Yeah. Just easing into it. 319 00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:47,959 But she is a woman, so you never know, right? 320 00:20:50,837 --> 00:20:53,465 It's nothing official between the two of you? 321 00:20:55,383 --> 00:20:56,384 Well... 322 00:20:57,344 --> 00:21:00,263 No, but it's happening. 323 00:21:01,348 --> 00:21:05,018 I wanted you to know 'cause I don't want you to get hurt, so... 324 00:21:05,852 --> 00:21:09,314 I think it's best if you just step aside. 325 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:14,653 No. 326 00:21:19,157 --> 00:21:20,575 What the fuck do you mean, "no"? 327 00:21:21,159 --> 00:21:25,163 I mean, if the two of you ain't official, then I ain't steppin' aside. 328 00:21:27,082 --> 00:21:27,916 Why not? 329 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:32,336 'Cause I know in my heart that me and Keeley are meant to be together. 330 00:21:32,337 --> 00:21:34,463 Fuck off. You're a child. 331 00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:36,550 You fuck off. You're a hairy old prune. 332 00:21:37,843 --> 00:21:39,927 Don't forget, I was with her first. 333 00:21:39,928 --> 00:21:41,471 Yeah, well, I was with her last. 334 00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:43,640 It's been a year, mate. 335 00:21:44,474 --> 00:21:47,185 It's been a month, mate. 336 00:21:59,072 --> 00:22:04,119 That video of her that got leaked, she made that for me. 337 00:22:20,427 --> 00:22:22,220 I'm ready to talk about it now. 338 00:22:42,991 --> 00:22:44,534 I've decided to sell the club. 339 00:22:49,956 --> 00:22:51,208 If you go, I go. 340 00:23:02,636 --> 00:23:04,137 There is another option. 341 00:23:05,138 --> 00:23:06,473 We both stay. 342 00:23:12,938 --> 00:23:16,316 I respect that you need to go home to your son, Ted. 343 00:23:17,234 --> 00:23:22,405 But I just want you to consider the possibility that this is your home. 344 00:23:24,741 --> 00:23:29,620 Henry can come and live here and go to one of the best schools in the world 345 00:23:29,621 --> 00:23:34,668 and enjoy the life-changing experience of being in another country. 346 00:23:36,044 --> 00:23:39,004 Michelle can come here and teach, 347 00:23:39,005 --> 00:23:43,218 get fully qualified and go home as a department head. 348 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:52,602 Higgins has said, if I sell 49% of the team, 349 00:23:53,228 --> 00:23:56,773 I can afford to make you one of the highest-paid coaches in the league. 350 00:24:02,404 --> 00:24:04,447 I know people will say I'm crazy, but... 351 00:24:07,659 --> 00:24:10,579 I still think I'd be underpaying you for what you mean to this club. 352 00:24:19,921 --> 00:24:21,131 Would you please stay? 353 00:24:27,721 --> 00:24:30,181 This is the part when you say you need to sleep on it and I say, 354 00:24:30,182 --> 00:24:31,265 "Oh, yes, of course." 355 00:24:31,266 --> 00:24:33,146 And then we do exactly the same thing tomorrow. 356 00:24:42,485 --> 00:24:44,446 You already know your answer, don't you? 357 00:24:48,366 --> 00:24:50,160 - I do, yeah. - I know. 358 00:24:52,037 --> 00:24:53,121 I just had to try. 359 00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:58,293 Right. 360 00:25:00,212 --> 00:25:01,421 Well, that's settled then. 361 00:25:05,217 --> 00:25:06,301 Both go. 362 00:25:10,805 --> 00:25:13,058 You know, I was thinking I should travel abroad. 363 00:25:16,269 --> 00:25:17,896 Eat, Pray, Love style, right? 364 00:25:18,605 --> 00:25:22,776 Well, more like Drink, Sleep, Fuck. 365 00:25:40,877 --> 00:25:42,170 Fucking hell. 366 00:25:43,505 --> 00:25:44,548 He's fine. 367 00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:53,515 All right. You gonna tell me what happened? 368 00:25:54,891 --> 00:25:56,309 Did you stop a mugging? 369 00:25:58,144 --> 00:26:00,856 Rescue some puppies from a burning building? 370 00:26:01,565 --> 00:26:02,773 Do you wanna? 371 00:26:02,774 --> 00:26:04,067 After you. 372 00:26:06,987 --> 00:26:09,239 - We got in a fight about you. - You what? 373 00:26:10,031 --> 00:26:14,119 We got in a fistfight over who gets to be with you. 374 00:26:14,744 --> 00:26:16,913 We just thought, "What are we, Neanderthals?" 375 00:26:17,581 --> 00:26:21,000 Yeah, and we're not. So we came up with a better idea. 376 00:26:21,001 --> 00:26:22,334 Please don't say it. 377 00:26:22,335 --> 00:26:23,587 You should just pick. 378 00:26:24,462 --> 00:26:27,465 You pick which one of us you want to end up with. 379 00:26:28,842 --> 00:26:30,885 And then, that's that. 380 00:26:30,886 --> 00:26:32,845 - Bish-bash-bosh. - Bob's your uncle. 381 00:26:32,846 --> 00:26:34,639 So, I get to choose? 382 00:26:40,937 --> 00:26:42,397 - Yeah. - Pretty much. 383 00:26:47,444 --> 00:26:50,906 - We're fucking idiots. - Yep, yep, yep. 384 00:26:53,992 --> 00:26:54,993 Are you hungry? 385 00:26:55,869 --> 00:26:58,162 Well, you're still in training, 386 00:26:58,163 --> 00:27:00,332 but you can watch me eat a kebab. 387 00:27:03,835 --> 00:27:04,878 I'm having chicken. 388 00:27:22,938 --> 00:27:24,146 - Hey. - Oh, my fucking God! 389 00:27:24,147 --> 00:27:25,940 I'm sorry about that. 390 00:27:25,941 --> 00:27:29,693 I was trying to come in soft like a human cotton ball. 391 00:27:29,694 --> 00:27:31,320 No. God, no, I'm sorry. I'm here late. 392 00:27:31,321 --> 00:27:32,405 It's all right. 393 00:27:34,533 --> 00:27:35,534 Yeah. 394 00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:49,839 Listen, Ted... 395 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,340 I know. It's okay. 396 00:27:51,341 --> 00:27:53,677 No, please, please. Can you just let me say it? 397 00:27:56,096 --> 00:27:57,097 I'm sorry. 398 00:27:58,348 --> 00:27:59,558 I'm so sorry. 399 00:28:02,519 --> 00:28:03,645 Oh, buddy. 400 00:28:10,151 --> 00:28:11,152 I'm sorry. 401 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:20,203 You know what's funny? 402 00:28:21,746 --> 00:28:23,039 You only ripped it up once. 403 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,167 I tore that sucker down and ripped it up two times. 404 00:28:27,002 --> 00:28:28,461 - Did you really? - Yeah. 405 00:28:29,588 --> 00:28:31,005 So you were already in the clear, you know? 406 00:28:31,006 --> 00:28:32,215 Okay. 407 00:28:33,508 --> 00:28:34,509 Okay. 408 00:28:42,934 --> 00:28:44,019 But I'll tell ya, 409 00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:46,563 when I look up there... 410 00:28:48,732 --> 00:28:49,774 I still see it. 411 00:28:57,115 --> 00:28:58,365 Is that weird? 412 00:28:58,366 --> 00:29:01,244 No, that's lovely. 413 00:29:09,169 --> 00:29:10,170 Good night, Nate. 414 00:29:11,213 --> 00:29:12,214 Good night, Ted. 415 00:29:34,277 --> 00:29:37,446 AFC Richmond was founded in 1897, 416 00:29:37,447 --> 00:29:40,825 and since then, the team have been a picture of mediocrity. 417 00:29:41,326 --> 00:29:44,161 They've been up. They've been down. Mostly down. 418 00:29:44,162 --> 00:29:45,746 And in the club's history, 419 00:29:45,747 --> 00:29:48,916 they've never come close to what they could achieve today: 420 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:51,126 a Premier League title. 421 00:29:51,127 --> 00:29:53,379 Fate is not entirely in their hands. 422 00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:56,507 Their adversaries in Manchester have the final say. 423 00:29:56,508 --> 00:29:57,925 But the Richmond faithful are here 424 00:29:57,926 --> 00:30:01,011 to applaud their team for what they've already accomplished 425 00:30:01,012 --> 00:30:02,805 and see if the miraculous season... 426 00:30:02,806 --> 00:30:04,849 - AFC Richmond. - ... can become transcendent. 427 00:30:04,850 --> 00:30:08,144 Hello. There should be a ticket waiting for me under the name... 428 00:30:09,062 --> 00:30:10,230 "Wynonna Judd." 429 00:30:12,107 --> 00:30:13,108 Thanks. 430 00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:14,651 Thank you. 431 00:30:15,193 --> 00:30:18,321 - You see the way that guy stared at me? - Absolute psychopath. 432 00:30:20,031 --> 00:30:21,448 We feeling good, lads? Feeling good? 433 00:30:21,449 --> 00:30:23,117 - I think we're gonna win it. - Me too. 434 00:30:23,118 --> 00:30:24,326 Then what? 435 00:30:24,327 --> 00:30:26,913 Richmond win the League, what do we have left to strive for? 436 00:30:27,581 --> 00:30:28,664 To dream for? 437 00:30:28,665 --> 00:30:31,376 Making a real connection with someone and starting a family? 438 00:30:33,461 --> 00:30:34,462 Yeah. 439 00:30:36,339 --> 00:30:37,464 - Boring. - Yeah. 440 00:30:37,465 --> 00:30:39,508 a humiliating relegation. 441 00:30:39,509 --> 00:30:41,886 It has really been a mad season, Arlo. 442 00:30:41,887 --> 00:30:44,138 I'm actually nervous. Are you nervous? 443 00:30:44,139 --> 00:30:45,764 Nah, Dad's got this. 444 00:30:45,765 --> 00:30:46,891 All right, all right. 445 00:30:46,892 --> 00:30:49,518 Who's ready to spend the next two hours of their lives watching this game 446 00:30:49,519 --> 00:30:52,772 until it eventually ends up in an exciting 0-0 tie? 447 00:30:57,027 --> 00:31:01,071 Not long ago, Lasso was looking up from the doghouse of the Dogtrack. 448 00:31:01,072 --> 00:31:05,117 Now he's looking down from the highest heights of English football. 449 00:31:05,118 --> 00:31:06,702 It don't make sense! 450 00:31:06,703 --> 00:31:08,204 Two years ago, we played so bad, 451 00:31:08,205 --> 00:31:10,414 we had to drop down from the Premier League 452 00:31:10,415 --> 00:31:12,166 to a lower league that was called... 453 00:31:12,167 --> 00:31:13,292 The Championship. 454 00:31:13,293 --> 00:31:14,418 See, that don't make sense. 455 00:31:14,419 --> 00:31:18,088 Now, this year we played so well, we qualified to get into another league 456 00:31:18,089 --> 00:31:19,924 - and that one's called... - The Champions League. 457 00:31:19,925 --> 00:31:22,134 Entirely different league, pretty much the same name though. 458 00:31:22,135 --> 00:31:23,219 That don't make sense. 459 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:26,347 And now y'all are tellin' me that to get into the "Champions League," 460 00:31:26,348 --> 00:31:27,848 you can finish as low as... 461 00:31:27,849 --> 00:31:29,225 Fourth place. 462 00:31:29,226 --> 00:31:32,229 That don't make no sense. Why? 463 00:31:34,689 --> 00:31:35,815 Money. 464 00:31:36,399 --> 00:31:37,441 Okay, see, now that makes sense. 465 00:31:37,442 --> 00:31:39,569 - Okay. That's it. - Thank you. 466 00:31:40,362 --> 00:31:41,862 - Hey. - Hey, what's up, Nate? 467 00:31:41,863 --> 00:31:43,989 Hi. Yeah, sorry. I'm sorry to interrupt and all that. 468 00:31:43,990 --> 00:31:46,368 I just wanted to wish you all good luck. 469 00:31:47,369 --> 00:31:50,372 To wish you two good luck for the last time. 470 00:31:51,373 --> 00:31:54,134 Last time this season. It's not the last time you ever have good luck. 471 00:31:54,668 --> 00:31:56,585 No need for it to become a cautionary tale. 472 00:31:56,586 --> 00:31:58,587 I'm not trying to cast a spell or anything. 473 00:31:58,588 --> 00:32:00,714 Yeah, no. I get it, Nate. Thank you. 474 00:32:00,715 --> 00:32:01,841 Thanks, man. 475 00:32:01,842 --> 00:32:03,760 Thank you. Well... 476 00:32:04,469 --> 00:32:06,012 Well, this feels familiar. 477 00:32:07,597 --> 00:32:09,057 Oh, yeah. 478 00:32:11,101 --> 00:32:14,229 Why don't I step out and let you guys have a proper reunion? 479 00:32:14,896 --> 00:32:17,022 You stay put, Trenthouse Magazine. 480 00:32:17,023 --> 00:32:18,567 You're part of the squad now. 481 00:32:20,235 --> 00:32:22,237 - Yep. You're stuck with us, buddy. - Thank you. 482 00:32:23,655 --> 00:32:25,156 Can I be a Diamond Dog? 483 00:32:33,915 --> 00:32:37,127 Okay, hold on one second here. Wait, wait, wait. 484 00:32:42,382 --> 00:32:43,800 What the fuck are you doing? 485 00:32:44,759 --> 00:32:47,803 I assume we're all looking for cameras 'cause we think we're on a prank show. 486 00:32:47,804 --> 00:32:49,972 - Yeah, that's where I'm at. - Yeah. 487 00:32:49,973 --> 00:32:51,600 I'm not fucking around here. 488 00:32:55,937 --> 00:32:57,856 Okay. Diamond Dogs, mount up. Let's go. 489 00:33:06,156 --> 00:33:07,406 Okay. Mr. Roy Kent. 490 00:33:07,407 --> 00:33:09,701 You know, bark away. Please. 491 00:33:11,286 --> 00:33:12,579 For the past year, 492 00:33:13,496 --> 00:33:18,335 I've busted my fucking ass trying to change. 493 00:33:20,253 --> 00:33:23,048 But apparently, I haven't done fucking shit 'cause... 494 00:33:25,592 --> 00:33:27,135 I'm still me. 495 00:33:32,390 --> 00:33:35,184 Wait. Did you wanna be someone else? 496 00:33:35,185 --> 00:33:36,269 Yeah. 497 00:33:37,479 --> 00:33:38,563 Someone better. 498 00:33:43,068 --> 00:33:44,319 Can people change? 499 00:33:56,289 --> 00:33:58,332 I don't think we change per se, 500 00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:02,420 as much as we just learn to accept who we've always been, you know? 501 00:34:04,631 --> 00:34:06,924 No. I think people can change. 502 00:34:06,925 --> 00:34:07,926 They can. 503 00:34:09,803 --> 00:34:12,931 You know, sometimes for the worse and sometimes for the better. 504 00:34:17,017 --> 00:34:20,021 Not me. I'm still the same fucking idiot I've always been. 505 00:34:21,021 --> 00:34:22,690 Agree to disagree, big guy. 506 00:34:22,691 --> 00:34:24,190 I mean, come on, man. 507 00:34:24,191 --> 00:34:27,362 You just piped up out of nowhere and finally asked to become a Diamond Dog. 508 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,404 Pretty big change, if you ask me. 509 00:34:29,405 --> 00:34:30,865 - Right, fellas? - Yep. 510 00:34:31,825 --> 00:34:33,827 Change isn't about trying to be perfect. 511 00:34:34,536 --> 00:34:37,246 Perfection sucks. Perfect is boring. 512 00:34:37,247 --> 00:34:39,123 I mean, except Shawshank. That's not boring. 513 00:34:39,124 --> 00:34:40,457 - Yep. - Well, that's true. 514 00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:42,877 Yeah. I mean, there are perfect films. Back to the Future. 515 00:34:42,878 --> 00:34:44,503 - Jaws. - Jaws. Yeah. 516 00:34:44,504 --> 00:34:46,881 - I would say Trent's hair is perfect. - Oh, God, yeah. 517 00:34:46,882 --> 00:34:48,507 - Thank you. - Not at all boring. 518 00:34:48,508 --> 00:34:51,177 Sure. You know, attributes. Grace Kelly's eyes. 519 00:34:51,178 --> 00:34:54,138 - The other side of the pillow. - That is absolutely perfect. 520 00:34:54,139 --> 00:34:55,514 There are perfect analogies. 521 00:34:55,515 --> 00:34:58,309 - Jacket potato, cheese and beans. - That sounds perfectly yummy. Yeah. 522 00:34:58,310 --> 00:35:00,269 Perfect foods. Spaghetti Bolognese. 523 00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:02,605 - Billy Joel's The Stranger album. - Yep, no, that's perfect. 524 00:35:02,606 --> 00:35:04,398 Yes! There are perfect works of art. 525 00:35:04,399 --> 00:35:06,609 There... Perfection is all around us, everywhere we look. 526 00:35:06,610 --> 00:35:07,735 The mighty redwood. 527 00:35:07,736 --> 00:35:09,821 But I was talking about perfection in people. 528 00:35:10,655 --> 00:35:12,948 - Sure. Yeah. No, I get you. - Oh, right. Sure. 529 00:35:12,949 --> 00:35:15,451 Human beings are never gonna be perfect, Roy. 530 00:35:15,452 --> 00:35:20,999 The best we can do is to keep asking for help and accepting it when you can. 531 00:35:21,666 --> 00:35:25,170 And if you keep on doing that, you'll always be moving towards better. 532 00:35:30,884 --> 00:35:32,844 Add that right there to our list of perfect stuff. 533 00:35:34,387 --> 00:35:36,389 - Ding, ding, ding. - All right. 534 00:35:38,058 --> 00:35:39,059 Thank you. 535 00:35:46,149 --> 00:35:47,484 Anyone else wanna go? 536 00:35:49,736 --> 00:35:50,779 I've got a girlfriend. 537 00:35:53,990 --> 00:35:55,790 Her name is Jade, and she actually is perfect. 538 00:36:06,837 --> 00:36:08,088 - George. - Rupert. 539 00:36:08,755 --> 00:36:09,755 You guys ready? 540 00:36:09,756 --> 00:36:12,259 Don't you worry, I won't let you lose to your ex-wife. 541 00:36:13,343 --> 00:36:15,345 I mean, your first ex-wife. 542 00:36:15,929 --> 00:36:19,223 I mean, your previous, most recent ex-wi... 543 00:36:19,224 --> 00:36:21,393 - You know what I mean. - Just beat them. 544 00:36:24,563 --> 00:36:25,897 Win. 545 00:36:26,898 --> 00:36:27,899 Yes, boss. 546 00:36:28,817 --> 00:36:31,110 We have to acknowledge the elephant in the room. 547 00:36:31,111 --> 00:36:34,363 Unsavory allegations of sexual impropriety 548 00:36:34,364 --> 00:36:37,366 have Rupert Mannion on the brink of losing his club. 549 00:36:37,367 --> 00:36:41,453 But the truth is, a win today puts the Hammers into the Champions League, 550 00:36:41,454 --> 00:36:43,289 a feather in Mannion's cap 551 00:36:43,290 --> 00:36:45,876 that could keep him in power a little bit longer. 552 00:36:50,046 --> 00:36:53,466 So, this is where they've been hiding all the beautiful people. 553 00:36:55,886 --> 00:36:56,845 Hello, Rupert. 554 00:36:58,597 --> 00:36:59,598 Rebecca. 555 00:37:01,474 --> 00:37:03,559 - Hi, Sassy. - Hiya. 556 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,103 Aren't you the lucky man. 557 00:37:06,605 --> 00:37:08,773 Whatever happens today, a team you love wins. 558 00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:15,864 Heard the news. Ouch. 559 00:37:16,781 --> 00:37:19,325 Looks like you're gonna lose another team. 560 00:37:19,326 --> 00:37:21,119 My God, you get through them like wives. 561 00:37:21,828 --> 00:37:22,995 Or mistresses. 562 00:37:22,996 --> 00:37:25,248 Or, I'm assuming, tubes of hemorrhoid cream. 563 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,961 But in all seriousness, I do wish you the best... 564 00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:33,840 'cause you are the fucking worst. 565 00:37:37,802 --> 00:37:38,802 Come on, Richmond! 566 00:37:38,803 --> 00:37:40,764 - Yes! - Yeah! 567 00:37:43,433 --> 00:37:45,060 You're in good spirits, aren't you? 568 00:37:46,102 --> 00:37:48,103 Anything behind that great mood? 569 00:37:48,104 --> 00:37:50,898 Something that might affect where I'll work next year? 570 00:37:50,899 --> 00:37:52,859 - After the match, Leslie. - Right. 571 00:37:53,443 --> 00:37:55,653 Chill. Okay. 572 00:37:55,654 --> 00:37:57,781 Say, Barbara, you a football fan? 573 00:37:58,740 --> 00:38:00,032 I prefer rugby. 574 00:38:00,033 --> 00:38:01,825 There's just more grown men 575 00:38:01,826 --> 00:38:04,286 throwing other grown men into the air like children. 576 00:38:04,287 --> 00:38:06,163 - And blood. - Yeah. 577 00:38:06,164 --> 00:38:07,332 Which is nice. 578 00:38:10,126 --> 00:38:12,879 One more, boys. Come on. One more. 579 00:38:14,589 --> 00:38:16,215 Guys. Guys, guys, guys. 580 00:38:16,216 --> 00:38:18,218 We've just been sent a care package from Zava. 581 00:38:19,511 --> 00:38:22,429 No. Thank you, but no. I will not let him hurt me again. 582 00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:23,389 It's T-shirts. 583 00:38:23,390 --> 00:38:24,641 Can I have two, please? 584 00:38:27,352 --> 00:38:28,352 There's a card. 585 00:38:28,353 --> 00:38:29,688 "My brothers. 586 00:38:30,772 --> 00:38:32,481 Good luck against West Ham. 587 00:38:32,482 --> 00:38:34,817 Please enjoy the T-shirts and this avocado from my farm. 588 00:38:34,818 --> 00:38:38,988 Never forget, I am always inside you. Zava." 589 00:38:38,989 --> 00:38:41,074 What, he sent us one avocado? 590 00:38:43,910 --> 00:38:45,619 That's a huge avocado. 591 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:47,288 Holy guacamole. 592 00:38:47,289 --> 00:38:48,748 Show me that, bro. 593 00:38:52,252 --> 00:38:53,253 Fucking hell. 594 00:38:59,926 --> 00:39:00,926 Hey, Dani. 595 00:39:00,927 --> 00:39:03,095 Van Damme. I also got you a gift, 596 00:39:03,096 --> 00:39:06,183 as a way to say I am sorry for destroying your face. 597 00:39:23,909 --> 00:39:26,285 - How do I look? - Wonderful. 598 00:39:26,286 --> 00:39:28,788 Van Damme. You look like a superhero. 599 00:39:29,623 --> 00:39:31,958 Yeah? Yeah? 600 00:39:35,754 --> 00:39:36,962 Merci, frère. 601 00:39:36,963 --> 00:39:38,381 De nada, mi amigo. 602 00:39:40,675 --> 00:39:42,385 Y'all ready? Okay? Okay. 603 00:39:43,011 --> 00:39:44,888 All right, fellas. Hey, let's listen up. 604 00:39:45,764 --> 00:39:47,974 Hey. Nice mask, Van Damme. 605 00:39:48,558 --> 00:39:51,645 Thanks, Coach, but actually from now on you can call me Zorro. 606 00:39:52,521 --> 00:39:53,479 You got it, Zoreaux. 607 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,815 No, it's pronounced "Zorro." 608 00:39:57,526 --> 00:40:00,612 'Cause of the mask. I got you. Nice one. Okay. 609 00:40:01,196 --> 00:40:04,949 Well, fellas, if you're looking for a pep talk from me, you're in trouble. 610 00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:09,328 'Cause I'm like Michael Flatley at 11:59 p.m. On St. Patrick's Day, 611 00:40:09,329 --> 00:40:11,456 I'm tapped out. You know what I mean? 612 00:40:12,332 --> 00:40:14,041 Luckily, though, I asked Coach Beard here 613 00:40:14,042 --> 00:40:17,336 to make y'all a little something something to help inspire and motivate y'all 614 00:40:17,337 --> 00:40:19,088 for our final match together, all right? 615 00:40:19,089 --> 00:40:21,341 - Coach, let her rip. - Gather up! 616 00:41:08,722 --> 00:41:09,723 Come on, bro. 617 00:41:12,017 --> 00:41:14,227 - The barber. - Okay. 618 00:41:21,735 --> 00:41:23,402 Christmas! 619 00:41:23,403 --> 00:41:26,239 We are going up. Yeah, we are going up. 620 00:41:26,781 --> 00:41:29,701 We are going up. Yeah, we are going up. 621 00:41:44,007 --> 00:41:45,008 Oh, shit. 622 00:41:46,635 --> 00:41:49,512 As a player, you know the match starts before the whistle. 623 00:41:49,513 --> 00:41:53,098 During the lineups, you need to show your opponent you're ready for the fight. 624 00:41:53,099 --> 00:41:55,059 You've got the eye of the tiger. 625 00:41:55,060 --> 00:41:57,186 Richmond appear to be crying, Chris. 626 00:41:57,187 --> 00:41:58,646 Interesting strategy. 627 00:41:58,647 --> 00:42:00,689 Did you ever cry before a game? 628 00:42:00,690 --> 00:42:03,359 Only during and after. Never before. 629 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,987 Before the match is reserved for anxious vomiting. 630 00:42:06,530 --> 00:42:10,616 I'm getting emotional myself. Chris, would you mind if I wept? 631 00:42:10,617 --> 00:42:13,411 Not at all, Arlo. Would you mind if I vomited? 632 00:42:14,329 --> 00:42:16,372 Think we might've blew it with the video, Coach. 633 00:42:16,373 --> 00:42:19,042 I couldn't disagree more. Ain't that right, Roy? 634 00:42:19,834 --> 00:42:22,587 You fucking smashed it. 635 00:42:27,717 --> 00:42:31,303 We've played a quarter of an hour and remained deadlocked. 636 00:42:31,304 --> 00:42:32,514 West Ham with a corner. 637 00:42:33,473 --> 00:42:35,057 A lovely ball there. 638 00:42:35,058 --> 00:42:36,642 Armando shoots, 639 00:42:36,643 --> 00:42:38,519 but it's saved by Van Damme. 640 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,854 That's all right. 641 00:42:39,855 --> 00:42:41,730 I hear he wants to be called Zorro now. 642 00:42:41,731 --> 00:42:43,316 Well, it's about time. 643 00:42:44,985 --> 00:42:46,735 Richmond seem to have settled down. 644 00:42:46,736 --> 00:42:50,656 They're on the attack, ticking along with the precision of a Swiss clock, 645 00:42:50,657 --> 00:42:53,159 with Jamie Tartt as its central cog. 646 00:42:53,785 --> 00:42:54,994 Tiki-taka. 647 00:42:54,995 --> 00:42:56,830 Tiki-fucking-tedious. 648 00:43:03,086 --> 00:43:07,424 Trickery from Tartt. The outside of his boot to Rojas. 649 00:43:08,175 --> 00:43:09,509 - So close. - Shit! 650 00:43:10,552 --> 00:43:11,468 Shit. 651 00:43:11,469 --> 00:43:12,595 Oh, shoot. 652 00:43:12,596 --> 00:43:13,972 Well, something happened. 653 00:43:15,849 --> 00:43:18,768 Jamie Tartt is going to carve West Ham up if they keep letting him. 654 00:43:19,352 --> 00:43:24,273 Come on, Richmond! Come on, Richmond! 655 00:43:24,274 --> 00:43:27,359 That's all right, fellas. Keep calm and get fired up. 656 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,445 Here we go, Greyhounds! 657 00:43:29,112 --> 00:43:31,198 West Ham looking dangerous here, Arlo. 658 00:43:32,949 --> 00:43:34,742 - And Quizet scores... - No! 659 00:43:34,743 --> 00:43:36,661 - ... past a diving Zorro. - Goddamn it! 660 00:43:38,205 --> 00:43:40,248 It's okay. It's okay. 661 00:43:43,168 --> 00:43:44,543 - Come on, Richmond! - Richmond! 662 00:43:44,544 --> 00:43:46,420 Come on, Richmond! 663 00:43:46,421 --> 00:43:49,507 Bad moment for the keeper, but that mask is cool as hell. 664 00:43:49,508 --> 00:43:51,175 He's got that going for him, Chris. 665 00:43:51,176 --> 00:43:53,178 That's okay, fellas. Let's go! 666 00:43:55,972 --> 00:43:59,601 West Ham are gaining ground. Richmond are playing in reverse. 667 00:44:01,394 --> 00:44:03,438 Come on, boys! 668 00:44:07,192 --> 00:44:08,193 Hey, Nate. 669 00:44:08,693 --> 00:44:10,277 Yeah. 670 00:44:10,278 --> 00:44:11,654 Is that what I think it is? 671 00:44:11,655 --> 00:44:13,198 Yep. Man City just scored. 672 00:44:13,782 --> 00:44:16,992 In Manchester, City have taken the lead against Liverpool. 673 00:44:16,993 --> 00:44:18,661 It's okay. All right. Okay. 674 00:44:18,662 --> 00:44:21,748 Here in West London, the Hammers are on the attack. 675 00:44:25,043 --> 00:44:27,963 Richmond absolutely cannot concede here, Arlo. 676 00:44:28,630 --> 00:44:29,672 And they've conceded! 677 00:44:29,673 --> 00:44:30,631 No! 678 00:44:30,632 --> 00:44:34,427 West Ham extend their lead. Richmond's dreams are in tatters. 679 00:44:39,474 --> 00:44:41,101 Shit! Don't say "shit." 680 00:44:46,690 --> 00:44:51,528 And at the half, it's West Ham 2, Richmond's title hopes 0. 681 00:44:53,321 --> 00:44:56,240 Chris Powell, how would you sum up the first half? 682 00:44:56,241 --> 00:45:00,537 Richmond's Cinderella story seems to be turning into a big, fat pumpkin. 683 00:45:08,837 --> 00:45:11,089 - Just go. - All right. 684 00:45:15,844 --> 00:45:18,013 Shut your butts and sit your mouths down! 685 00:45:20,891 --> 00:45:22,225 You know what I meant. 686 00:45:25,937 --> 00:45:26,938 Thanks, Coach. 687 00:45:31,151 --> 00:45:34,153 Well, fellas, we got our work cut out for us in the second half. 688 00:45:34,154 --> 00:45:36,906 But you know, I'll get to all that in a minute. 689 00:45:36,907 --> 00:45:41,076 No, right now, all I wanna do is let you gentlemen know 690 00:45:41,077 --> 00:45:44,164 what an absolute honor it's been to be your coach. 691 00:45:46,541 --> 00:45:48,667 Getting to work with y'all these last three years 692 00:45:48,668 --> 00:45:51,087 has truly been one of the greatest experiences of my life. 693 00:45:52,589 --> 00:45:55,050 I've loved getting to know each and every single one of you. 694 00:45:56,551 --> 00:45:59,512 Learning all about the men you were 695 00:45:59,513 --> 00:46:03,683 and getting a front-row seat to see the men you all have become. 696 00:46:06,603 --> 00:46:08,979 And I wanna thank you for your patience with me. 697 00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:11,982 You know, when I showed up here, I didn't know one thing about soccer. 698 00:46:11,983 --> 00:46:13,442 But now... 699 00:46:13,443 --> 00:46:15,737 Well, now I know at least one thing about football. 700 00:46:19,950 --> 00:46:22,911 I'm just so gosh damn proud to be a part of this team. You know? 701 00:46:24,913 --> 00:46:26,373 And I love you guys. 702 00:46:34,172 --> 00:46:35,298 I'm gonna miss y'all. 703 00:46:40,011 --> 00:46:41,638 Now, regarding this second half... 704 00:46:44,349 --> 00:46:46,892 Yeah, I don't know what's gonna happen. You know what I mean? 705 00:46:46,893 --> 00:46:48,310 No one does. 706 00:46:48,311 --> 00:46:50,522 Sports would be a lot less fun if we did. You know? 707 00:46:51,565 --> 00:46:54,125 And you all would probably make a lot less money, so... You know? 708 00:46:55,944 --> 00:46:58,780 We don't wanna know the future. No, no, we wanna be here right now. 709 00:46:59,614 --> 00:47:01,615 And look, I know we're down a couple goals. 710 00:47:01,616 --> 00:47:04,369 But I'm telling you, man, 711 00:47:05,745 --> 00:47:10,125 if y'all play hard, play smart, play together and just, you know... 712 00:47:20,218 --> 00:47:21,553 Just do what y'all do, 713 00:47:22,679 --> 00:47:26,308 and we'll go out with the peace of mind knowing we did our best. Right? 714 00:47:26,892 --> 00:47:29,560 - That we tried. Yeah? - Yes, Coach. 715 00:47:29,561 --> 00:47:30,812 All right. 716 00:47:32,606 --> 00:47:34,149 Anybody else have something to say? 717 00:47:38,236 --> 00:47:40,238 - Coach. - Yeah, Sam, what you got? 718 00:49:09,327 --> 00:49:11,079 Yeah, let's go. Let's do it. 719 00:49:13,999 --> 00:49:16,418 That's my bit. I know where that went. 720 00:49:25,510 --> 00:49:27,053 This one goes here. 721 00:49:30,056 --> 00:49:32,309 - Hold on. No, no. - Just right there. 722 00:49:33,351 --> 00:49:34,352 There you go. 723 00:49:44,404 --> 00:49:48,158 And there it is. Number four. Yeah? 724 00:49:54,581 --> 00:49:55,741 All right, let's bring it in. 725 00:50:06,927 --> 00:50:10,222 I know folks like to say, "There's no place like home." 726 00:50:11,681 --> 00:50:13,642 That's true. You know. 727 00:50:18,355 --> 00:50:22,275 Man, there ain't a whole lot of places like AFC Richmond either. 728 00:50:25,403 --> 00:50:26,321 Captain? 729 00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:32,202 - Richmond on three. One, two, three... - Richmond! 730 00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:37,831 The Greyhounds have come out for the second half 731 00:50:37,832 --> 00:50:41,293 looking like the team we've seen win 16 matches in a row. 732 00:50:41,294 --> 00:50:44,338 Playing a style of football that is as fun to watch 733 00:50:44,339 --> 00:50:45,798 as it is to play. 734 00:50:45,799 --> 00:50:48,050 Well, it makes me wish I was down there right now, Arlo. 735 00:50:48,051 --> 00:50:51,179 Not playing, because I'm old and likely to get hurt. 736 00:50:52,264 --> 00:50:53,890 Audacious from Tartt. 737 00:50:55,642 --> 00:50:57,936 Rojas cuts inside. He shoots! 738 00:50:58,562 --> 00:50:59,771 Off the post! 739 00:51:01,439 --> 00:51:02,857 Obisanya, 740 00:51:02,858 --> 00:51:04,567 off the woodwork again! 741 00:51:04,568 --> 00:51:06,110 No, no, no! 742 00:51:06,111 --> 00:51:07,028 Hughes! 743 00:51:08,071 --> 00:51:09,948 Another miss! 744 00:51:13,577 --> 00:51:16,328 And Tartt finally puts it away 745 00:51:16,329 --> 00:51:19,373 in the 51st minute, and Richmond have a lifeline! 746 00:51:19,374 --> 00:51:20,708 Yes! Get in! 747 00:51:20,709 --> 00:51:23,085 Yeah, Jamie Tartt! 748 00:51:23,086 --> 00:51:25,045 The entire front four were involved. 749 00:51:25,046 --> 00:51:27,673 - And Tartt put it home. - Jamie Tartt, dun-dun-du-dun-un 750 00:51:27,674 --> 00:51:29,800 This feels like trouble for West Ham, Arlo. 751 00:51:29,801 --> 00:51:33,179 The one thing they cannot afford to do is let Jamie Tartt get going. 752 00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:36,182 For fuck's sake, George, do something. Mark him. 753 00:51:36,183 --> 00:51:37,559 Get in there. 754 00:51:39,686 --> 00:51:41,312 And here come Richmond again! 755 00:51:41,313 --> 00:51:43,315 Tartt loses his marker. 756 00:51:43,982 --> 00:51:45,317 Referee! 757 00:51:46,484 --> 00:51:48,194 And it's a penalty! 758 00:51:48,195 --> 00:51:50,362 Richmond have been relentless this half. 759 00:51:50,363 --> 00:51:52,615 Now, Tartt wins them a chance to equalize. 760 00:51:52,616 --> 00:51:54,534 Okay. Here we go. 761 00:51:55,577 --> 00:51:57,369 That was professional from Tartt. 762 00:51:57,370 --> 00:51:59,873 Not quite a dive, but not much of a foul either. 763 00:52:01,249 --> 00:52:04,211 Yes, Jamie Tartt, you fucking genius! 764 00:52:06,671 --> 00:52:07,672 Hey. 765 00:52:09,132 --> 00:52:10,550 Knock it in, muchacho. 766 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:12,761 Sure. 767 00:52:18,725 --> 00:52:20,059 Crush it, Capitan. 768 00:52:20,060 --> 00:52:21,602 What the fuck, bruv? 769 00:52:21,603 --> 00:52:23,021 Okay. 770 00:52:24,523 --> 00:52:25,606 Just take it, mate. 771 00:52:25,607 --> 00:52:27,484 - Bruv. - It'll be fun. 772 00:52:29,819 --> 00:52:30,779 El Isaac. 773 00:52:31,863 --> 00:52:33,322 Is McAdoo stepping up? 774 00:52:33,323 --> 00:52:34,615 Oh, shit. 775 00:52:34,616 --> 00:52:35,824 Wait, what? 776 00:52:35,825 --> 00:52:37,910 McAdoo to take the penalty? 777 00:52:37,911 --> 00:52:39,788 I wouldn't trust him to take an aspirin. 778 00:52:46,795 --> 00:52:50,005 Isaac McAdoo has never taken a penalty 779 00:52:50,006 --> 00:52:51,799 in his entire career. 780 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,637 - This is madness from 18 yards. - Come on, man. You got this, bro. 781 00:53:02,310 --> 00:53:04,436 - Let's go! - Shit. 782 00:53:04,437 --> 00:53:06,106 Okay, gents, outside the area, please. 783 00:53:18,118 --> 00:53:20,118 It's like he's shooting a free throw with his feet. 784 00:53:20,704 --> 00:53:25,041 This is McAdoo's moment. If he scores here, the comeback is on. 785 00:53:26,126 --> 00:53:28,962 It's gone over the bar and into the stands! 786 00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:37,344 Hang on a second. 787 00:53:37,345 --> 00:53:40,640 Mike Dean wants a closer look at something. 788 00:53:41,892 --> 00:53:42,851 - What? - Wait. 789 00:53:54,362 --> 00:53:56,155 Mike Dean's calling it a goal. 790 00:53:56,156 --> 00:53:57,991 - How is it possible? - What? 791 00:53:59,159 --> 00:54:00,659 Did McAdoo just hit the ball 792 00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:03,329 - through the bloody net? - Oh, fuck! 793 00:54:03,330 --> 00:54:04,915 I think he did, Chris. 794 00:54:06,666 --> 00:54:09,460 We've never seen anything like this, 795 00:54:09,461 --> 00:54:11,505 and the score is 2-2. 796 00:54:13,131 --> 00:54:14,591 2-2. 797 00:54:15,091 --> 00:54:18,886 West Ham are furious. And you can't really blame them. 798 00:54:18,887 --> 00:54:21,222 This is unprecedented. 799 00:54:21,223 --> 00:54:22,681 What just happened? 800 00:54:22,682 --> 00:54:25,017 We need to take another look at that penalty, Arlo. 801 00:54:25,018 --> 00:54:28,229 And look, he cannons the ball through the net! And... 802 00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:30,524 Oh, goodness me. I hope that fan's okay. 803 00:54:32,108 --> 00:54:34,027 Come on, Richmond! 804 00:54:37,364 --> 00:54:39,406 - Oh, my God. It's him. - That is a lot of blood. 805 00:54:39,407 --> 00:54:40,492 Yes! 806 00:54:44,287 --> 00:54:45,288 Finally. 807 00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:51,043 And as a result of McAdoo's superhuman foot, 808 00:54:51,044 --> 00:54:54,631 we'll have a bit of a stoppage as the grounds crew race to replace the net. 809 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:06,601 Where's he going? 810 00:55:14,901 --> 00:55:17,111 Huddle. Huddle. Come on. 811 00:55:17,112 --> 00:55:21,282 Hang on, Rupert Mannion is out on the pitch and he's headed to the dugout! 812 00:55:21,283 --> 00:55:22,950 - ... going right on the... - Oi. 813 00:55:22,951 --> 00:55:25,411 - What are you doing? - What the fuck are you doing? 814 00:55:25,412 --> 00:55:27,371 What are you talking about? 815 00:55:27,372 --> 00:55:31,208 Tartt is out there doing whatever he fucking wants. 816 00:55:31,209 --> 00:55:33,294 Yeah. But I've got two players on him already. 817 00:55:33,295 --> 00:55:34,754 Take him out. 818 00:55:35,672 --> 00:55:36,755 Are you joking? 819 00:55:36,756 --> 00:55:38,340 Get rid of him. 820 00:55:38,341 --> 00:55:41,719 This is remarkable. Rupert Mannion remonstrating 821 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:43,929 with his own manager on the pitch. 822 00:55:43,930 --> 00:55:45,639 - You don't see this very often. - What's he doing? 823 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,976 Well, not since the invention of telephones at least. 824 00:55:48,685 --> 00:55:52,314 - I'm not playing the game like that. - You do what I say or you are done. 825 00:55:53,190 --> 00:55:54,607 Fuck off. 826 00:55:54,608 --> 00:55:56,483 Oh, dear. 827 00:55:56,484 --> 00:55:58,944 Ugly scenes at Nelson Road. 828 00:55:58,945 --> 00:56:00,821 Rupert Mannion's nuts. 829 00:56:00,822 --> 00:56:03,240 - And George Cartrick's. - Damn it, Chris. 830 00:56:03,241 --> 00:56:05,827 Oi, ref, there's three balls on the field! 831 00:56:06,828 --> 00:56:08,121 What? 832 00:56:12,584 --> 00:56:14,002 Get up. 833 00:56:17,422 --> 00:56:18,798 Get up! 834 00:56:21,259 --> 00:56:23,303 Okay, gents. Let's go, please. We're back. 835 00:56:24,471 --> 00:56:26,347 George. Put 'em away. 836 00:56:26,348 --> 00:56:27,516 Oh, yeah. 837 00:56:38,401 --> 00:56:40,153 Right. Come on, lads. Get out there. 838 00:56:41,404 --> 00:56:46,075 Come on! You can take these. You've got more heart. 839 00:56:46,076 --> 00:56:48,537 That's what I wanna see. More passion. 840 00:56:49,037 --> 00:56:52,248 O'Neill, keep the midfield tight. Come on! 841 00:56:52,249 --> 00:56:53,667 Hearts of lions, lads! 842 00:56:54,292 --> 00:56:55,585 Hearts of lions! 843 00:56:58,547 --> 00:56:59,964 Wanker! 844 00:56:59,965 --> 00:57:02,800 - Wanker! - Wanker! Wanker! 845 00:57:02,801 --> 00:57:05,846 Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! 846 00:57:10,934 --> 00:57:12,060 Wanker! 847 00:57:13,395 --> 00:57:17,232 Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! 848 00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:30,411 And the game goes on. 849 00:57:30,412 --> 00:57:32,789 Presumably without Rupert Mannion. 850 00:57:39,504 --> 00:57:42,965 Ever since the match resumed, West Ham have had all the momentum. 851 00:57:42,966 --> 00:57:46,344 They're pinging this around, and Richmond can't get the ball off them. 852 00:57:48,138 --> 00:57:50,347 A lob into the box. 853 00:57:50,348 --> 00:57:51,891 Zoreaux knocks it. 854 00:57:51,892 --> 00:57:52,809 Oh, no. 855 00:57:53,643 --> 00:57:56,980 The Hammers pounce. Back into the mixer. 856 00:57:58,064 --> 00:57:59,857 And it's 3-2! 857 00:57:59,858 --> 00:58:03,111 Heaven for the Hammers. Heartbreak for the home side. 858 00:58:06,198 --> 00:58:07,740 What the fuck are you laughing at? 859 00:58:07,741 --> 00:58:09,659 - Fourteen was offside. - What? 860 00:58:10,994 --> 00:58:12,954 VAR are checking the replay. 861 00:58:14,623 --> 00:58:15,706 Offside. 862 00:58:15,707 --> 00:58:17,374 - The goal's been disallowed. - Boom. 863 00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:21,796 A stay of execution for Richmond as West Ham are called for offside. 864 00:58:24,591 --> 00:58:25,592 Thank you. 865 00:58:29,137 --> 00:58:31,806 - It's not counterfeit. - Not a reflection on you. 866 00:58:33,642 --> 00:58:37,478 One minute of added time remaining in Richmond's miracle season. 867 00:58:37,479 --> 00:58:38,521 Come on. Put your foot in. 868 00:58:38,522 --> 00:58:41,565 The Greyhounds are running out of time and ideas. 869 00:58:41,566 --> 00:58:44,861 - Come on. - Do they have one miracle left? 870 00:58:47,030 --> 00:58:49,156 Tartt, completely boxed in. 871 00:58:49,157 --> 00:58:51,701 He finds Montlaur bearing down on goal. 872 00:58:52,619 --> 00:58:53,994 Montlaur is brought down. 873 00:58:53,995 --> 00:58:56,748 And Richmond have a free kick in a dangerous position. 874 00:58:57,707 --> 00:58:58,607 Come on. 875 00:59:02,712 --> 00:59:04,713 - Come on. - Come on. 876 00:59:04,714 --> 00:59:08,175 This could be useful. What can Richmond order up here? 877 00:59:08,176 --> 00:59:11,095 - Okay. Come on. Talk to me, geese. - Lasso Special. 878 00:59:11,096 --> 00:59:13,264 We're too close for that. Loki's Toboggan? 879 00:59:13,265 --> 00:59:15,599 That's a long-ass toboggan ride. Upside-Down Taxicab. 880 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,601 - It's tough without Cockburn. - Wait. Hold on. 881 00:59:17,602 --> 00:59:20,437 Hey, Nate. Nate, come here. Come on. Hurry up. Come on. 882 00:59:20,438 --> 00:59:21,772 Yeah, of course. 883 00:59:21,773 --> 00:59:24,650 - Hey, fellas! Hey! - I don't know what... 884 00:59:24,651 --> 00:59:28,905 Time is running out. What can the Greyhounds conjure here? 885 00:59:31,449 --> 00:59:32,449 Here, hold that. 886 00:59:32,450 --> 00:59:33,951 It's an Oscar! 887 00:59:33,952 --> 00:59:36,705 It's heavy. It's a little heavy. There you go. Yeah. 888 00:59:37,414 --> 00:59:38,415 Or the ESPY. 889 00:59:41,084 --> 00:59:43,335 All right. Here we go. Give me that. Okay. 890 00:59:43,336 --> 00:59:45,421 You know what you're doing? 891 00:59:45,422 --> 00:59:46,882 - Yeah. - I'm good. Yeah. 892 00:59:50,927 --> 00:59:53,221 It all comes down to this. 893 00:59:54,431 --> 00:59:56,182 Obisanya lays it off to Dixon. 894 00:59:56,183 --> 00:59:57,767 Come on, come on. 895 00:59:59,519 --> 01:00:02,022 Dixon switches the play to Bumbercatch. 896 01:00:04,357 --> 01:00:06,358 Tartt makes his run into the box. 897 01:00:06,359 --> 01:00:09,069 Yeah! Pass me the ball. Me, me! I want the ball! 898 01:00:09,070 --> 01:00:10,196 Pass me the ball, please. 899 01:00:10,197 --> 01:00:12,199 Obisanya's unmarked. 900 01:00:16,494 --> 01:00:17,953 A beautiful ball in. 901 01:00:17,954 --> 01:00:18,914 Barbecue sauce. 902 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:28,131 Richmond have done it! Oh, my God, the Greyhounds have done it! 903 01:00:31,927 --> 01:00:34,262 Yeah! Go, Dad! 904 01:00:35,597 --> 01:00:38,432 Yes! Yeah! 905 01:00:38,433 --> 01:00:41,561 Nelson Road is in rapture! 906 01:00:45,857 --> 01:00:48,818 - You used my play! You used my play! - Yeah, I did! Yeah! 907 01:00:51,446 --> 01:00:53,031 Come on. Bring it... Bring. 908 01:01:01,831 --> 01:01:04,084 Mike Dean blows for full time. 909 01:01:04,918 --> 01:01:06,753 Yeah! 910 01:01:08,380 --> 01:01:09,672 Thank you, good game. 911 01:01:09,673 --> 01:01:12,132 And the fans are storming onto the pitch! 912 01:01:12,133 --> 01:01:14,678 And you simply cannot blame them! 913 01:01:21,017 --> 01:01:22,018 We won. 914 01:01:35,156 --> 01:01:36,575 Come on. 915 01:01:42,205 --> 01:01:44,123 Look what you did, Rebecca! 916 01:01:44,124 --> 01:01:46,250 - Go, Richmond! - Look what you did! 917 01:01:46,251 --> 01:01:49,129 - I didn't do it. - Yes, you fucking did! 918 01:01:49,713 --> 01:01:53,465 There's a fun sight. Ted Lasso celebrating with his team. 919 01:01:53,466 --> 01:01:57,345 I never know how to react when a white guy does the running man in front of everyone. 920 01:02:01,933 --> 01:02:03,100 Well, what a game, Arlo. 921 01:02:03,101 --> 01:02:05,102 Well, Richmond have done all they can, 922 01:02:05,103 --> 01:02:07,563 so it's time to head over to the Etihad Stadium 923 01:02:07,564 --> 01:02:10,734 to see the fate of the Premier League title. 924 01:02:36,718 --> 01:02:38,093 - Ready? - Just these two, please. 925 01:02:38,094 --> 01:02:40,180 - ... flight 822 to Kansas City. - Sure. 926 01:02:42,516 --> 01:02:44,184 - All right. Appreciate you. - Thank you. 927 01:02:51,775 --> 01:02:53,943 - Are you Ted Lasso? - Yeah. I'm one of them. 928 01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:56,487 Oh, mate, sucks about Richmond coming in second. 929 01:02:56,488 --> 01:02:58,906 - Man City are just too good, yeah. - Yeah. 930 01:02:58,907 --> 01:03:02,117 - Are you heading home for a cheeky visit? - I'm heading home for good, actually. 931 01:03:02,118 --> 01:03:05,705 That's stupid. Should have stayed, crushed it. Legend. 932 01:03:06,623 --> 01:03:07,916 Just a bit unlucky at the end. 933 01:03:09,042 --> 01:03:10,876 - Can I get an ussie? - Yeah, sure. 934 01:03:10,877 --> 01:03:11,878 Sick. 935 01:03:18,552 --> 01:03:19,928 - Wicked. - Kinky Boots. 936 01:03:35,527 --> 01:03:37,194 Now what the heck are you doing here? 937 01:03:37,195 --> 01:03:40,030 I just bought a ticket to get through security 938 01:03:40,031 --> 01:03:43,159 so I could come and say a proper goodbye. 939 01:03:44,786 --> 01:03:47,080 Classic rom-com leave-cute tactic. 940 01:03:47,998 --> 01:03:49,623 Love it. Okay. 941 01:03:49,624 --> 01:03:51,292 Hold on. You bought yourself a first-class ticket 942 01:03:51,293 --> 01:03:53,878 - for a flight you ain't ever gonna take? - It was just force of habit. 943 01:03:53,879 --> 01:03:55,213 Oh, yeah. Sure. 944 01:03:56,298 --> 01:03:58,049 I see you're sticking around though, huh? 945 01:03:59,718 --> 01:04:01,928 Well, Ted, you're going home to your family and... 946 01:04:04,389 --> 01:04:06,516 I actually want to stay with mine. 947 01:04:09,728 --> 01:04:12,564 It's a great picture, you know. Can't wait to read the article. 948 01:04:13,148 --> 01:04:14,565 It's not bad, actually. 949 01:04:14,566 --> 01:04:17,527 I would have preferred if they hadn't described me as the "club matriarch." 950 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,947 Yeah. I mean, it does have more gravitas than "soccer mom." 951 01:04:27,871 --> 01:04:29,455 - Thank you. - Thank you. 952 01:04:29,456 --> 01:04:31,290 - Sorry. No, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 953 01:04:31,291 --> 01:04:32,292 Please, you go first. 954 01:04:35,378 --> 01:04:36,379 Thank you. 955 01:04:38,673 --> 01:04:39,674 Thank you. 956 01:04:44,930 --> 01:04:47,807 Yeah. 957 01:04:59,528 --> 01:05:00,529 Okay. 958 01:05:13,833 --> 01:05:15,627 - There you are. - Thank you. 959 01:05:38,275 --> 01:05:40,317 Seat belt sign has now been illuminated, 960 01:05:40,318 --> 01:05:41,694 so please take your seat. 961 01:05:41,695 --> 01:05:43,529 The cabin door has been closed. 962 01:05:43,530 --> 01:05:46,449 Flight attendants, please prepare for gate departure. 963 01:05:53,999 --> 01:05:55,250 Coach, is this nuts? 964 01:05:56,293 --> 01:05:57,251 Us leaving like this? 965 01:05:57,252 --> 01:06:00,088 I mean, we almost won the whole frigging thing, you know? 966 01:06:01,047 --> 01:06:03,925 Saying goodbye to a bunch of nice folks. 967 01:06:04,759 --> 01:06:09,263 And I know I've finally accepted that air conditioning is a privilege 968 01:06:09,264 --> 01:06:10,724 and not a right. 969 01:06:12,559 --> 01:06:14,186 I don't know. What do you think? 970 01:06:20,358 --> 01:06:21,776 I can't do this. 971 01:06:24,070 --> 01:06:27,490 I don't wanna go, Ted. I'm in love with Jane. 972 01:06:30,577 --> 01:06:32,870 I wanna stay, and I don't wanna let you down. 973 01:06:32,871 --> 01:06:36,416 But with your permission, I'd love to run off this plane and into her arms. 974 01:06:37,751 --> 01:06:40,127 Well, I mean, what about your luggage? 975 01:06:40,128 --> 01:06:42,838 - Forget my luggage. It's full of rice. - What? Why? 976 01:06:42,839 --> 01:06:45,758 - I haven't slept for three days, man. - Okay. I'm sorry, you know. 977 01:06:45,759 --> 01:06:48,385 I've been dreading this. Talking to you. Abandoning you. 978 01:06:48,386 --> 01:06:52,015 What? No, no, no, hold on, Coach. You ain't abandoning me, okay? 979 01:06:52,682 --> 01:06:55,185 You're just following your heart. I get it. 980 01:06:56,353 --> 01:06:57,521 And, yeah, you should go. 981 01:06:58,605 --> 01:07:00,981 But look, man, I don't think they're gonna let you off this plane 982 01:07:00,982 --> 01:07:02,192 with that door already shut. 983 01:07:09,824 --> 01:07:10,724 I have a plan. 984 01:07:11,826 --> 01:07:14,955 Of course you do. Okay. What do you need me to do? 985 01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:20,003 Whatever's about to happen, that's a great start. 986 01:07:21,753 --> 01:07:22,754 I love you, Ted. 987 01:07:25,382 --> 01:07:26,633 I love you too, Willis. 988 01:07:30,262 --> 01:07:32,638 - Oh, boy. - My appendix! 989 01:07:32,639 --> 01:07:34,349 - The other side, Coach. - Thank you. 990 01:07:35,559 --> 01:07:37,018 Oh, my God. Are you all right, sir? 991 01:07:39,604 --> 01:07:40,730 Call the medics. 992 01:07:57,581 --> 01:07:59,833 Would you like to go to the hospital with your friend? 993 01:08:02,043 --> 01:08:04,212 Nah. I'm okay. Thanks though. 994 01:08:08,133 --> 01:08:09,759 What a fucking arsehole. 995 01:08:12,220 --> 01:08:15,140 Flight attendants cross-check. Please prepare for departure. 996 01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:41,208 Oh, God! 997 01:08:42,459 --> 01:08:44,460 Little love, are you all right? 998 01:08:53,887 --> 01:08:55,053 It's you. 999 01:08:55,054 --> 01:08:56,848 Wie is dat, Papa? 1000 01:08:59,683 --> 01:09:01,268 Rebecca. 1001 01:09:02,853 --> 01:09:04,105 Rebecca. 1002 01:09:43,478 --> 01:09:45,188 We've got to put this one this way. 1003 01:09:47,732 --> 01:09:51,945 Please welcome the new manager of AFC Richmond, Roy Kent! 1004 01:10:35,363 --> 01:10:37,115 - Hello! - Hi! 1005 01:10:39,451 --> 01:10:40,994 Nice to see you. 1006 01:10:52,172 --> 01:10:53,465 - Thank you. - Cheers. 1007 01:10:54,966 --> 01:10:56,551 - Your name? - Shannon. 1008 01:11:00,722 --> 01:11:02,599 I have something to show you. 1009 01:11:35,131 --> 01:11:37,675 Go down a little. And by little, I actually mean, 1010 01:11:37,676 --> 01:11:39,344 - like, three inches. - Yeah. 1011 01:11:40,387 --> 01:11:41,888 Stop. Good going there, Roy. 1012 01:11:42,639 --> 01:11:43,807 All right, bring me down. 1013 01:12:06,663 --> 01:12:08,539 Isn't it marvelous that we can gather here 1014 01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:13,711 on this most historical of monuments under the gaze of his good Lordship? 1015 01:12:13,712 --> 01:12:19,133 Friends and family sharing the love that is entwined 1016 01:12:19,134 --> 01:12:21,385 for Beard and Jane. 1017 01:12:21,386 --> 01:12:23,262 And not just Beard and Jane, 1018 01:12:23,263 --> 01:12:26,432 for Jane beareth one of God's newest children. 1019 01:12:26,433 --> 01:12:27,934 And I know... 1020 01:12:31,354 --> 01:12:35,358 This is your captain. Welcome to Kansas City International Airport. 1021 01:12:49,915 --> 01:12:52,375 He's here! Dad's here! Come on! 1022 01:12:59,174 --> 01:13:00,966 Dad! Dad! 1023 01:13:03,220 --> 01:13:04,429 Hey. 1024 01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:15,398 Yep. Thank you. 1025 01:13:16,358 --> 01:13:18,025 Come on, man. Talk to me. How are you doing? 1026 01:13:18,026 --> 01:13:19,152 - Good. - Yeah? 1027 01:13:19,903 --> 01:13:20,904 What's new? 1028 01:13:33,917 --> 01:13:37,044 All right. Good save. Let's go. Come on. Let's attack. 1029 01:13:37,045 --> 01:13:39,421 Find some space, Henry. There you go. 1030 01:13:39,422 --> 01:13:40,799 Come on, Henry! 1031 01:13:41,341 --> 01:13:42,884 All right. Let it rip. 1032 01:13:45,095 --> 01:13:47,347 - All right, that's okay. - Shoot. 1033 01:13:48,723 --> 01:13:50,475 Hey, Henry. Come here, man. 1034 01:13:52,519 --> 01:13:55,104 - Hey, you okay? - Can't believe I missed that. 1035 01:13:55,105 --> 01:13:58,191 Hey. Don't worry about all that, okay? What do we say, huh? 1036 01:13:59,901 --> 01:14:00,901 Be a goldfish. 1037 01:14:00,902 --> 01:14:02,194 That's right. 1038 01:14:02,195 --> 01:14:03,821 All right. Now, come on now. Get on out there. 1039 01:14:03,822 --> 01:14:06,700 - Have some fun, yeah? Attaboy. - Okay, yeah. 1040 01:14:07,492 --> 01:14:09,286 Come on, boys. Good job, Henry.