1 00:00:07,626 --> 00:00:13,959 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:15,217 --> 00:00:19,389 Does it bother anybody else that these women live in Hooterville? 3 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:22,413 Technically, Petticoat Junction is down the track from Hooterville. 4 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,082 Okay, does it bother anybody else... 5 00:00:23,978 --> 00:00:26,585 that they live down the track from Hooterville? 6 00:00:26,481 --> 00:00:29,713 It bothers me that they bathe in the town water tank. 7 00:00:30,549 --> 00:00:32,008 With the dog. 8 00:00:32,008 --> 00:00:35,450 It isn't the drinking water. It is the water for the train. 9 00:00:35,659 --> 00:00:40,039 - It's still three naked women with a dog. - I want to be the Hooterville dog. 10 00:00:41,812 --> 00:00:44,420 Yoo-hoo! Coming down. 11 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:47,966 Now don't mind me. I'm just putting some clothes in. 12 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:49,217 Eric, honey... 13 00:00:49,322 --> 00:00:52,034 I thought you could wear this on your birthday. It's nice. 14 00:00:52,034 --> 00:00:54,015 You look so handsome in it. 15 00:00:54,223 --> 00:00:56,414 Why would I want to dress nice on my birthday? 16 00:00:56,414 --> 00:00:57,561 It's your birthday? 17 00:00:57,665 --> 00:01:01,107 You never know what's going to happen on your birthday. 18 00:01:01,837 --> 00:01:05,279 Mom, do not throw a party for me. 19 00:01:05,801 --> 00:01:10,285 Listen to Mr. Popularity. Like I have time to plan you a party. 20 00:01:14,666 --> 00:01:15,709 By the way... 21 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:19,463 your sister Laurie's coming home from college for the weekend. 22 00:01:19,359 --> 00:01:21,758 No special reason. She just is. 23 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:28,121 You're getting a party. And best of all, it's a surprise. 24 00:01:28,016 --> 00:01:30,102 I just realized, Donna's older than you. 25 00:01:30,102 --> 00:01:32,501 - Only by a month. - Good for you, Eric. 26 00:01:32,606 --> 00:01:35,421 - Good for me, what? - In my country... 27 00:01:35,212 --> 00:01:37,924 it is good luck to fall in love with an older woman. 28 00:01:37,924 --> 00:01:40,949 - Fez? - No, they come with livestock. 29 00:01:43,243 --> 00:01:45,434 Hanging out 30 00:01:47,102 --> 00:01:49,397 Down the street 31 00:01:50,857 --> 00:01:53,152 The same old thing 32 00:01:54,403 --> 00:01:56,697 We did last week 33 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:01,078 Not a thing to do 34 00:02:01,809 --> 00:02:04,833 But talk to you 35 00:02:05,145 --> 00:02:07,440 Whoa, yeah 36 00:02:09,526 --> 00:02:12,655 Hello, Wisconsin! 37 00:02:26,944 --> 00:02:28,925 - Morning. - Morning. 38 00:02:34,244 --> 00:02:35,601 I'll get it. 39 00:02:43,005 --> 00:02:44,466 I'll get it. 40 00:02:47,908 --> 00:02:51,349 Did I just see about seven bags of potato chips in there? 41 00:02:51,349 --> 00:02:53,018 They were on sale. 42 00:02:54,687 --> 00:02:56,460 Please, don't throw me a party. 43 00:02:56,773 --> 00:02:58,129 I'm not throwing a party. 44 00:02:58,129 --> 00:02:59,902 - Don't give him one. - I'm not. 45 00:02:59,902 --> 00:03:03,135 - He's too old for a surprise party. - I'm agreeing with you. 46 00:03:03,135 --> 00:03:05,430 - Then stop yelling. - I'm not yelling. 47 00:03:06,368 --> 00:03:09,289 Look, I know money is tight, so I don't want a big birthday. 48 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,478 I'll decide when money is tight. 49 00:03:12,418 --> 00:03:14,920 Now, what kind of gift do you want? 50 00:03:14,816 --> 00:03:18,258 Don't worry about the cost. As long as it's reasonable. 51 00:03:18,779 --> 00:03:21,491 Okay. I would like a cassette player for the car. 52 00:03:22,117 --> 00:03:24,620 A cassette. Not an eight-track. 53 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,706 No eight-track, okay? 54 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:32,338 You know, I don't know why they don't just put record players in cars. 55 00:03:34,737 --> 00:03:38,283 The point is, I don't want an eight-track tape player. 56 00:03:38,388 --> 00:03:41,307 - Then you won't get one. - But, honey, he wants one. 57 00:03:41,203 --> 00:03:44,124 No, I want a tape player, just not an eight-track. 58 00:03:44,749 --> 00:03:46,001 You'll get a Delco. 59 00:03:46,106 --> 00:03:49,130 A genuine GM part for your genuine GM car. 60 00:03:50,799 --> 00:03:53,301 It doesn't have to be a Delco. It's just for music. 61 00:03:53,197 --> 00:03:55,909 See, now there's your first mistake. 62 00:03:56,326 --> 00:03:58,830 Parts have to be compatible, Eric. 63 00:04:01,645 --> 00:04:04,774 You're not burning cheap gas in that car, are you? 64 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:06,965 No, sir. 65 00:04:09,989 --> 00:04:11,450 I'm going out. 66 00:04:12,492 --> 00:04:13,639 Good. 67 00:04:14,161 --> 00:04:18,333 I want you to run to the store for me. Get a large can of frosting... 68 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:21,775 and 15 small bags of M&M's. Plain, not peanuts. 69 00:04:27,303 --> 00:04:28,971 They're for your sister. 70 00:04:37,837 --> 00:04:39,715 That was close. 71 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,169 - So? - What? 72 00:04:53,169 --> 00:04:55,463 What are you going to get Eric for his birthday? 73 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:56,715 I don't know. 74 00:04:56,819 --> 00:04:58,696 Nothing seems right. 75 00:04:59,113 --> 00:05:02,138 I want to give him something special. 76 00:05:05,476 --> 00:05:06,623 He kissed you! 77 00:05:07,561 --> 00:05:11,003 Get in the car. Donna, get in the car so we can talk. 78 00:05:14,862 --> 00:05:16,635 Okay, what happened? 79 00:05:16,948 --> 00:05:19,660 Jackie, I'm not gonna talk to you about this. 80 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:21,746 Then who are you gonna talk to? 81 00:05:25,396 --> 00:05:28,942 Okay, we get home from the Rundgren Concert... 82 00:05:28,733 --> 00:05:31,758 and I'm sitting on the hood of the car, and I kissed him. 83 00:05:31,758 --> 00:05:33,531 French or American? 84 00:05:34,470 --> 00:05:36,973 I can't believe I'm talking to you about this. 85 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:38,642 Guys, no. 86 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,544 Okay, so... 87 00:05:43,857 --> 00:05:46,569 Look, I've lived next door to Eric my entire life... 88 00:05:46,569 --> 00:05:48,237 and we talk about everything together. 89 00:05:48,237 --> 00:05:50,218 We love the same music, we love the Packers. 90 00:05:50,218 --> 00:05:52,096 Then I kissed him, and everything changed. 91 00:05:52,201 --> 00:05:54,495 Now I don't know if he's my boyfriend or best friend. 92 00:05:54,495 --> 00:05:56,477 If he's my boyfriend, I'd lose my best friend. 93 00:05:56,477 --> 00:05:57,936 If I screw it up, I lose both. 94 00:05:57,936 --> 00:06:00,127 Now I have to get him this gift and I don't know... 95 00:06:00,023 --> 00:06:01,378 Donna! 96 00:06:02,943 --> 00:06:04,508 I've solved it. 97 00:06:05,029 --> 00:06:07,324 Get him a scented candle. 98 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,618 A scented candle? 99 00:06:10,869 --> 00:06:13,164 It's practical and romantic. 100 00:06:13,686 --> 00:06:14,937 Yeah. 101 00:06:17,232 --> 00:06:20,257 Hey! 102 00:06:23,385 --> 00:06:26,305 I have the ball last. I win. No, you didn't win. 103 00:06:26,201 --> 00:06:28,183 Yes. I had the ball last and... 104 00:06:30,373 --> 00:06:32,147 Holy Mother. 105 00:06:35,379 --> 00:06:36,944 Hello, Laurie. 106 00:06:37,778 --> 00:06:40,072 Hello, Kelso. Hyde. 107 00:06:41,325 --> 00:06:42,784 Who is the goddess? 108 00:06:45,601 --> 00:06:47,895 The goddess is Eric's sister. 109 00:06:48,312 --> 00:06:49,460 She's not a goddess. 110 00:06:49,356 --> 00:06:53,006 She's more the earth mother whore type, which works for me. 111 00:06:56,447 --> 00:06:58,742 - Laurie. - Eric. 112 00:06:58,846 --> 00:07:01,871 Shouldn't you put some clothes on? Why? 113 00:07:01,871 --> 00:07:03,540 Aren't you a little cold? 114 00:07:04,269 --> 00:07:08,233 - No, in fact, I'm hot. - Then why don't you go upstairs? 115 00:07:09,694 --> 00:07:12,405 I am waiting for my jeans to come out of the dryer. 116 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:16,055 And I want you to stay off my case. It'll only take me a minute. 117 00:07:16,159 --> 00:07:18,767 I don't think Kelso's gonna last that long. 118 00:07:20,123 --> 00:07:23,043 Too bad. It's not like I'm completely naked under this. 119 00:07:23,252 --> 00:07:25,442 I'm wearing underwear. See? 120 00:07:29,196 --> 00:07:31,596 If we were at the beach, you wouldn't even notice me. 121 00:07:31,596 --> 00:07:34,829 If we were at the beach, Kelso would be in the water right now. 122 00:07:39,314 --> 00:07:41,399 So, I understand you have the wagon now. 123 00:07:41,399 --> 00:07:43,903 I want to borrow it tomorrow night. I need it. 124 00:07:43,799 --> 00:07:47,553 - Okay. But I need a favor. - For you? I don't think so. 125 00:07:47,449 --> 00:07:48,700 Come on. 126 00:07:48,909 --> 00:07:51,830 Look, just tell Mom I'm too old for surprise parties. 127 00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:54,853 But you're the baby, and Mama loves her baby. 128 00:07:56,001 --> 00:07:58,295 If you do it, you can borrow the Vista Cruiser. 129 00:07:58,295 --> 00:08:00,069 - All night. - All night? 130 00:08:01,529 --> 00:08:02,572 Fine. 131 00:08:02,989 --> 00:08:05,492 Then, it's a deal, baby. 132 00:08:20,616 --> 00:08:22,597 Your sister wants me. 133 00:08:24,996 --> 00:08:27,499 I mean, you saw her coming on to me, right? 134 00:08:27,499 --> 00:08:28,959 Let him go. 135 00:08:30,836 --> 00:08:33,653 Remember? I said, "Hello, Laurie." 136 00:08:34,070 --> 00:08:35,425 And Laurie said... 137 00:08:35,842 --> 00:08:36,989 Hello, Kelso. 138 00:08:36,989 --> 00:08:41,057 I'm waiting and I want you. Baby. Take me now. 139 00:08:41,057 --> 00:08:43,873 I need it bad. I need it all night. 140 00:08:43,873 --> 00:08:46,064 And Mama loves her baby. 141 00:08:46,168 --> 00:08:47,837 I'm completely naked under this. 142 00:08:47,837 --> 00:08:50,027 And I'm hot for you, Kelso. 143 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,769 What? 144 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:03,794 You didn't see it? 145 00:09:07,236 --> 00:09:08,800 Get out of the yard! 146 00:09:12,555 --> 00:09:16,727 So, how's your friend Janice? 147 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,543 Pregnant. 148 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:24,758 She was such a nice girl. How does that happen? 149 00:09:25,592 --> 00:09:29,555 First the egg travels down the fallopian tube to the uterus... 150 00:09:29,347 --> 00:09:31,015 where it attaches to the wall. 151 00:09:31,015 --> 00:09:35,291 Eric, for God's sakes, that's no language for a woman to hear. 152 00:09:37,169 --> 00:09:39,881 It's okay, Red. I know what a fallopian tube is. 153 00:09:39,881 --> 00:09:41,550 I think Mom does, too. 154 00:09:42,801 --> 00:09:46,973 I just don't like my little boy bandying those words about. 155 00:09:46,973 --> 00:09:48,851 You're still my baby. 156 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:51,875 Thanks, Mom. 157 00:09:52,397 --> 00:09:53,648 Laurie? 158 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:58,863 Quit staring at your sister and eat your carrots. 159 00:10:01,054 --> 00:10:05,017 Yeah, Eric wanted me to tell you that he thinks he's too old for a party. 160 00:10:04,913 --> 00:10:06,060 Keys. 161 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,710 There's no party. 162 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,796 Laurie, loose lips. 163 00:10:12,838 --> 00:10:14,299 Laurie, I just remembered: 164 00:10:14,403 --> 00:10:17,533 I can't loan you the Vista Cruiser on account of I hate you. 165 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:23,894 Laurie, you're not driving the Vista Cruiser. It's old and undependable. 166 00:10:23,686 --> 00:10:27,857 It could break down and you'd be at the mercy of any maniac who came along. 167 00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:31,717 It's okay for Eric, but you're taking the Toyota. 168 00:10:34,429 --> 00:10:37,975 And here's $20. 169 00:10:39,747 --> 00:10:41,624 Will that cover gas? 170 00:10:42,981 --> 00:10:46,944 It should. Honey, give her another $10, just in case. 171 00:10:48,717 --> 00:10:51,846 You know, I could probably use some gas money. 172 00:10:52,159 --> 00:10:56,539 Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops. 173 00:11:02,797 --> 00:11:04,674 Coming. I'm coming. 174 00:11:08,012 --> 00:11:09,263 Donna? 175 00:11:09,472 --> 00:11:11,558 Donna, it's 3:00 a. M. Are you crazy? 176 00:11:11,558 --> 00:11:15,104 Crazy? Crazy in love with you. 177 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:20,319 What is it about you that drives me wild with passion and desire? 178 00:11:20,945 --> 00:11:24,595 I am 17 now. 179 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,933 Shut up, and sit down. 180 00:11:31,374 --> 00:11:33,773 I have to give you your birthday present. 181 00:11:34,086 --> 00:11:36,173 It can't wait any longer. 182 00:11:37,111 --> 00:11:38,779 Close your eyes. 183 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:47,227 This is my birthday present? No, that's my nightgown. 184 00:11:47,436 --> 00:11:51,399 I'm your present. Open your eyes, birthday boy. 185 00:11:51,816 --> 00:11:53,486 Surprise! 186 00:11:56,614 --> 00:11:58,075 Birthday breakfast. 187 00:11:58,179 --> 00:12:01,830 And this is it, young man. A few gifts tonight, the end. 188 00:12:02,664 --> 00:12:06,106 And it is too late to change your mind about a party now. 189 00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:10,382 So don't think you're getting one or you will be sorely disappointed. 190 00:12:14,658 --> 00:12:16,326 Happy birthday. 191 00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:21,020 You know, the lawn's not gonna cut itself. 192 00:12:23,106 --> 00:12:25,504 Thanks, Mom, Dad. 193 00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:28,321 Hey, little brother. Nice tent. 194 00:12:42,923 --> 00:12:45,738 Look, I know what you're all doing here. 195 00:12:47,095 --> 00:12:49,180 What are you talking about, Eric? 196 00:12:50,223 --> 00:12:53,456 We're just hanging out. Like always. Except we're dressed nice. 197 00:12:53,352 --> 00:12:55,229 But that doesn't mean anything. 198 00:13:00,757 --> 00:13:05,242 Hi, kids. I need your help with something. 199 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:07,954 Jackie, Donna, Michael, Steven... 200 00:13:08,475 --> 00:13:11,916 young man with an accent, could you give me a hand? 201 00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:13,586 Not you, Eric. 202 00:13:30,273 --> 00:13:31,942 God, I can't take it. 203 00:13:34,445 --> 00:13:35,488 But I... No. 204 00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:36,843 No, I... No. 205 00:13:41,225 --> 00:13:43,310 Eric? Eric, honey. 206 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:45,918 Honey, could you come up here for a second? 207 00:13:46,022 --> 00:13:47,691 Shut up. He's coming. 208 00:13:49,673 --> 00:13:51,550 Surprise! 209 00:13:54,992 --> 00:13:56,139 Wow! 210 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,059 I mean, yeah. 211 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,397 It's an eight-track tape player. 212 00:14:03,335 --> 00:14:05,525 - I see that. - Just what you asked for. 213 00:14:05,525 --> 00:14:08,237 You made such a big deal about it, I wrote it down. 214 00:14:11,366 --> 00:14:15,851 - Cassettes. Great. Thanks, Hyde. - You're welcome. 215 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:18,667 Let's put them in the eight-track and play them. 216 00:14:22,004 --> 00:14:24,508 It's a hot-shave dispenser. 217 00:14:24,508 --> 00:14:27,741 He won't need that for a long time. 218 00:14:28,471 --> 00:14:33,060 - A long time. - Of course he will. He's almost like a man. 219 00:14:36,815 --> 00:14:38,587 - I got you something. - No. 220 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:42,029 Donna, help me find my purse. Now. 221 00:14:45,054 --> 00:14:47,244 Jackie, you didn't even bring a purse. 222 00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:50,894 You can't give him your present in front of his guy friends. 223 00:14:50,894 --> 00:14:53,085 I am one of his guy friends. 224 00:14:53,815 --> 00:14:57,361 Look, Donna, I have put a lot of thought into this gift. 225 00:14:57,361 --> 00:14:59,655 Please do not wreck this for me. 226 00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:02,993 I'm sorry. I guess I was being selfish. 227 00:15:03,514 --> 00:15:04,871 It's okay. 228 00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:12,484 Okay, it's time we disappeared. 229 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:16,551 - What? Honey, the party just started. - That's why we're going over to Bob's. 230 00:15:16,343 --> 00:15:19,472 - I wanted to give Eric a party. - And you did. 231 00:15:19,681 --> 00:15:22,393 You make a mess, you're all grounded. 232 00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:27,607 You darn kids. 233 00:15:28,024 --> 00:15:30,632 You know, what if they run out of ketchup or something. 234 00:15:30,632 --> 00:15:33,030 Let's go. Okay. We have more buns... 235 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:36,577 and sweet pickles if you don't like the dill. 236 00:15:40,227 --> 00:15:43,252 Okay, I'd love to stay, but I'm leaving. 237 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:45,859 Buy us some beers? We'll pay double. 238 00:15:45,859 --> 00:15:49,509 Do you really think that beer will make your little party better? 239 00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:50,970 Yes. 240 00:15:51,804 --> 00:15:54,621 I admit it would give you young people a sense of maturity... 241 00:15:54,516 --> 00:15:57,645 but it would be a false maturity, and that would be wrong. 242 00:15:57,645 --> 00:16:00,357 - So you're not going to do it? - Of course not. 243 00:16:00,357 --> 00:16:04,111 Now, I'm going off to join my legal friends at a party with a keg. 244 00:16:04,424 --> 00:16:05,571 Bye. 245 00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,264 So, Laurie... 246 00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:15,272 where's the party? You know, maybe we'll cruise by later. 247 00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:19,234 In your dreams, you idiot. 248 00:16:22,363 --> 00:16:24,554 Okay, you guys had to see that. 249 00:16:27,996 --> 00:16:30,081 Three fours, I need them. 250 00:16:31,855 --> 00:16:34,357 Bob is very good at Yahtzee. 251 00:16:35,296 --> 00:16:37,904 - The liquor cabinet. - It's locked. 252 00:16:38,008 --> 00:16:41,763 - What if there's an emergency? - They'll call. 253 00:16:41,763 --> 00:16:44,161 - What if they run out of chips? - They'll starve. 254 00:16:44,161 --> 00:16:47,186 I'm gonna fix myself a Tom Collins. 255 00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:48,333 Red? 256 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:51,983 No, Kitty needs one. I am just so worried. 257 00:16:51,983 --> 00:16:56,155 - My lord. Laurie's leaving. - Honey, she's in college. 258 00:16:56,051 --> 00:16:58,033 She doesn't want to hang around with them. 259 00:16:58,033 --> 00:17:01,266 Maybe I should make a call, just in case... 260 00:17:02,726 --> 00:17:05,960 Kitty, what could happen? 261 00:17:07,211 --> 00:17:08,775 What could happen? 262 00:17:12,113 --> 00:17:14,199 Plenty could happen. 263 00:17:15,138 --> 00:17:16,806 Plenty. 264 00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:23,481 Now that the adults are gone, we can be as bad as we want. 265 00:17:24,524 --> 00:17:27,966 Who wants to give Eric a venereal disease? 266 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:32,138 Look. Coasters. 267 00:17:32,242 --> 00:17:34,329 Forget coasters! 268 00:17:35,893 --> 00:17:37,353 Please, fellas... 269 00:17:37,248 --> 00:17:40,377 my mom put out coasters for a reason. 270 00:17:41,837 --> 00:17:46,426 I think I'm gonna put my drink directly on the furniture. 271 00:17:46,322 --> 00:17:49,347 That way, it will leave a ring. 272 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,163 No! 273 00:17:52,163 --> 00:17:55,814 Why didn't I beg my mother... 274 00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,065 to stay? 275 00:17:58,003 --> 00:18:00,298 Quiet, you silly American. 276 00:18:00,403 --> 00:18:02,697 I am making a long distance call... 277 00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:04,783 on your parents'phone. 278 00:18:05,826 --> 00:18:07,598 But that's immoral. 279 00:18:08,017 --> 00:18:10,311 In my country of... 280 00:18:10,415 --> 00:18:13,335 Wherever it is I am from, I can never tell. 281 00:18:13,753 --> 00:18:16,673 Morals get in the way of a good dirty time. 282 00:18:16,569 --> 00:18:19,593 But first, I need to eat some chips. 283 00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:22,409 What? Out of chips? 284 00:18:23,243 --> 00:18:25,017 Now I am mad. 285 00:18:25,017 --> 00:18:27,102 I must shoot something. 286 00:18:28,249 --> 00:18:31,691 Not the littlest hobo! 287 00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:39,722 Why? 288 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,434 You're over-reacting. 289 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:46,606 Kitty, when Valerie went off to school, I felt the same way... 290 00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:49,423 but this little book of poems helped me. 291 00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:54,533 It's called, "Verses from an empty nest." 292 00:18:55,054 --> 00:18:57,662 Read her that one about the little bird that lost its way. 293 00:18:57,662 --> 00:18:58,705 Yeah. 294 00:18:59,852 --> 00:19:02,147 "The little bird that once did sing 295 00:19:02,147 --> 00:19:04,649 "is now alone with broken wing" 296 00:19:04,649 --> 00:19:05,900 God. 297 00:19:07,674 --> 00:19:09,551 Yep, that sounds nice. 298 00:19:10,178 --> 00:19:13,619 - I need a refill. - But, honey, usually you only drink one. 299 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,705 Tonight I'm having two. 300 00:19:17,686 --> 00:19:21,232 - Wait on the porch, and I'll get Eric. - It's dark out there. 301 00:19:21,441 --> 00:19:24,570 And you're giving him a candle. Yeah. 302 00:19:26,447 --> 00:19:29,159 - Here, matches. - He might not want to light it. 303 00:19:29,055 --> 00:19:31,350 Don't say that. Don't even think it. 304 00:19:31,454 --> 00:19:36,356 Now, when he opens it, he'll say cool or something. 305 00:19:36,252 --> 00:19:38,963 And then you give him a look like this. 306 00:19:44,595 --> 00:19:47,620 - So, what did you get from Donna? - Nothing, yet. 307 00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:53,773 Maybe it's the big gift. 308 00:19:55,755 --> 00:19:58,362 You know, the really big gift. 309 00:20:01,804 --> 00:20:06,602 You guys know what I'm saying when I say, "the big gift," right? 310 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,688 Yeah, we got it. 311 00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:11,399 And we got it. 312 00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:14,633 I'm not even from here and I got it. 313 00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:20,160 Eric. Donna's on the porch. 314 00:20:22,142 --> 00:20:24,541 He's getting the big gift! 315 00:20:28,504 --> 00:20:33,197 - A sand candle. This is very cool. - It's nothing. 316 00:20:47,382 --> 00:20:51,554 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. Yeah. 317 00:20:51,971 --> 00:20:55,622 'Cause you had a look like you might be sick or something. 318 00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:59,272 I am just being completely stupid. 319 00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:01,253 That's my job. 320 00:21:02,818 --> 00:21:07,512 - I was worried about the gift. - Why? This is a very cool gift. 321 00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:11,579 - I'd light it if I had matches. - Here. 322 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,794 You thought of everything. 323 00:21:17,107 --> 00:21:19,819 Happy birthday. 324 00:21:33,481 --> 00:21:36,402 Look at this. 325 00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:40,261 We never thought to put a candle out here. 326 00:21:40,261 --> 00:21:42,972 It is just so romantic. 327 00:21:42,972 --> 00:21:47,353 Let's keep moving. There's nothing to see out here. 328 00:21:47,353 --> 00:21:49,335 Thanks, Dad. 329 00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:52,463 We have candles in the bedroom, don't we? 330 00:22:01,329 --> 00:22:03,310 This is it. He's going for it. 331 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:08,316 - It's his birthday, she should kiss him first. - She did last time. 332 00:22:08,316 --> 00:22:12,384 - What? - Nothing. Shut up and watch. 333 00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:14,470 Come on, Forman, go for it. 334 00:22:14,575 --> 00:22:16,973 The door's open, we can hear you. 335 00:22:19,998 --> 00:22:21,458 We can see you. 336 00:22:23,753 --> 00:22:27,299 Is he kissing her? None of us can see them, Fez. 337 00:22:27,924 --> 00:22:30,324 Eric, are you kissing her? 338 00:22:30,953 --> 00:22:41,381 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org