1 00:00:00,599 --> 00:00:02,007 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:13,185 Push. Push. Come on, you gotta push it. 3 00:00:13,290 --> 00:00:16,215 - How much longer? - 10 seconds. 4 00:00:16,215 --> 00:00:18,200 You gotta push harder or it's not gonna work. 5 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,961 - This is so stupid. - It's not stupid. You're gonna love it. 6 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:23,946 I'm not gonna love it. 7 00:00:23,946 --> 00:00:27,707 Okay, that's time. Step away from the door. 8 00:00:33,140 --> 00:00:35,125 Kelso, you're a genius. 9 00:00:35,542 --> 00:00:37,841 Yeah, it's magic. 10 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:43,168 My God. Finally. I am so dehydrated. 11 00:00:43,274 --> 00:00:46,407 Here. Piggly-Wiggly Diet Creme Soda. 12 00:00:46,617 --> 00:00:50,482 I told you my top three choices were Tab, Fresca, or Diet Rite. 13 00:00:50,691 --> 00:00:53,511 Again, you get Piggly-Wiggly Diet Creme Soda. 14 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:57,690 - Then I'll just have water. - You know, there's a hose in the backyard. 15 00:00:58,735 --> 00:01:01,869 I've noticed that the pop selection has really went downhill... 16 00:01:01,869 --> 00:01:03,227 since your dad got laid off. 17 00:01:03,227 --> 00:01:06,361 He's not laid off, he's just part-time. 18 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:09,496 And shut up. 19 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,645 Kids. 20 00:01:11,481 --> 00:01:14,302 Kids, kids, kids. 21 00:01:14,406 --> 00:01:16,077 The President is coming. 22 00:01:15,973 --> 00:01:17,018 What President? 23 00:01:17,122 --> 00:01:21,092 The President of these United States, Gerald R. Ford, the 36th... 24 00:01:21,928 --> 00:01:24,749 Eighth... 40th... 25 00:01:24,644 --> 00:01:27,047 I don't know. He's the President. 26 00:01:27,779 --> 00:01:29,763 Why would Ford come to Point Place? 27 00:01:29,763 --> 00:01:33,002 Because we are a whistle-stop along... 28 00:01:33,002 --> 00:01:36,344 his Wisconsin campaign trail. My dad organized it. 29 00:01:41,255 --> 00:01:43,867 Dear, the next time... 30 00:01:44,180 --> 00:01:47,105 you know a president is coming to town... 31 00:01:47,105 --> 00:01:50,448 please give me a little more notice. I need to vacuum. 32 00:01:50,448 --> 00:01:54,627 Eric, you tidy up this basement. A pie! I gotta make a pie! 33 00:01:56,821 --> 00:01:59,433 Wow. The President's coming. 34 00:02:00,896 --> 00:02:04,448 You know what we should do? That door thing again! 35 00:02:04,448 --> 00:02:05,492 Yeah! 36 00:02:07,791 --> 00:02:10,194 Hanging out 37 00:02:11,657 --> 00:02:14,059 Down the street 38 00:02:15,313 --> 00:02:17,506 The same old thing 39 00:02:18,761 --> 00:02:21,268 We did last week 40 00:02:22,417 --> 00:02:25,447 Not a thing to do 41 00:02:26,492 --> 00:02:29,521 But talk to you 42 00:02:29,834 --> 00:02:32,133 Whoa, yeah 43 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:36,730 Hello, Wisconsin! 44 00:02:43,624 --> 00:02:45,297 So how's the car? 45 00:02:45,297 --> 00:02:46,654 Real good. 46 00:02:46,759 --> 00:02:50,311 By real good, you mean you rotated those tires like I asked you to? 47 00:02:51,773 --> 00:02:54,385 Dad, don't they rotate every time I drive? 48 00:03:02,848 --> 00:03:07,654 - You being a smartmouth? - Yes, and I'm sorry. 49 00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:11,937 Tuna casserole again? 50 00:03:13,713 --> 00:03:16,325 Well, okay, how about we don't pay the car insurance... 51 00:03:16,325 --> 00:03:17,787 and we'll all have steak? 52 00:03:17,787 --> 00:03:19,249 All right. 53 00:03:22,175 --> 00:03:25,518 Well, just imagine, President Ford is coming here. 54 00:03:27,190 --> 00:03:30,324 Red, we need to get rid of the oil stains in the driveway. 55 00:03:31,473 --> 00:03:34,085 It's not like he's coming to our house. And if he did... 56 00:03:34,085 --> 00:03:36,279 I'd kick him in the keister. 57 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:41,084 Stop it. How can you say that? You voted for Gerald Ford. 58 00:03:41,502 --> 00:03:44,428 Kitty, no one voted for Gerald Ford. 59 00:03:48,293 --> 00:03:50,696 But he still is our President. 60 00:03:51,218 --> 00:03:53,830 The boy's old enough to hear that kind of talk. 61 00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:58,531 Eric, say that your job was sent to a plant in Guatela-who-the-hell-cares. 62 00:04:00,203 --> 00:04:03,650 Now, are you gonna vote for the guy that let that happen? 63 00:04:04,695 --> 00:04:08,352 Red, President Ford didn't take your job. He took Nixon's. 64 00:04:10,858 --> 00:04:13,470 Eric, we're waiting. 65 00:04:16,396 --> 00:04:17,545 Well... 66 00:04:18,799 --> 00:04:22,664 I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing. 67 00:04:26,321 --> 00:04:29,037 That's perfect, Eric. 68 00:04:29,455 --> 00:04:32,484 Use that line when you run for Miss America. 69 00:04:36,037 --> 00:04:39,066 Settle down and we'll start the assembly. 70 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:44,498 Now, concerning the canned goods drive. 71 00:04:45,439 --> 00:04:47,841 Motor oil is not a food. 72 00:04:49,827 --> 00:04:53,901 I'm sorry, it's not. And all your booing isn't gonna make it one. 73 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:57,767 Now as you all know... 74 00:04:57,767 --> 00:05:01,214 President Ford will be visiting our fair city. 75 00:05:01,945 --> 00:05:04,871 And I know there are some of you ne'er-do-wells out there... 76 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:07,377 that might be planning some sort of... 77 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:11,138 quote unquote, social statement-type protest. 78 00:05:12,706 --> 00:05:16,049 I can't believe this. Who cares if Ford is coming? 79 00:05:16,467 --> 00:05:20,019 It's better than when the Oscar Mayer Weenie Mobile drove through. 80 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,586 They didn't even stop. 81 00:05:21,586 --> 00:05:25,765 They just slowed down and threw a bunch of hot dog whistles at us. 82 00:05:25,556 --> 00:05:27,958 Two girls in a phallic RV. 83 00:05:27,854 --> 00:05:30,989 Driving around, handing out things you blow. 84 00:05:32,242 --> 00:05:34,123 What a great country. 85 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:36,943 So let me tell you another thing... 86 00:05:36,943 --> 00:05:40,182 Mr. Or Mrs. Punk. 87 00:05:41,958 --> 00:05:44,570 Protesting accomplishes nothing. 88 00:05:48,331 --> 00:05:50,943 Oh, sure, you might see a chance... 89 00:05:50,943 --> 00:05:54,600 to prove your manhood or show you're cool... 90 00:05:57,106 --> 00:06:01,494 but this is our President. Our President, darn it! 91 00:06:01,912 --> 00:06:04,315 So no shenanigans, you hear me? 92 00:06:08,181 --> 00:06:09,957 And if that's your kind of attitude... 93 00:06:09,957 --> 00:06:12,777 you might just as well go home right now. 94 00:06:17,479 --> 00:06:20,404 So President Ford should be arriving at noon. 95 00:06:20,404 --> 00:06:24,791 Man, deviled eggs. Are these for anybody? 96 00:06:25,628 --> 00:06:27,508 Hi, Daddy. Hi, Mr. Pinciotti. 97 00:06:27,508 --> 00:06:28,552 - Hi. - Hi, kitten. 98 00:06:28,657 --> 00:06:31,060 Now, look, we're talking about adult stuff here. 99 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:33,776 Why don't you and your friend head up to your room? 100 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:43,074 Now, the most important part of our presidential rally... 101 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:45,164 is the townspeople "Q" and "A" section. 102 00:06:45,268 --> 00:06:47,044 Just so, everyone's clear... 103 00:06:47,044 --> 00:06:50,492 the "Q" stands for "Question", the "A" for "Answer." 104 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,625 All yours, Jack. 105 00:06:55,924 --> 00:06:58,535 This is where normal folks step up to the microphone... 106 00:06:58,431 --> 00:06:59,998 and ask the President questions. 107 00:06:59,998 --> 00:07:03,655 Now, the important thing is to choose the right person, you know. 108 00:07:03,655 --> 00:07:06,580 A working class guy. Your average Joe. 109 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:09,088 I guess someone you and I would call a loser. 110 00:07:12,953 --> 00:07:15,565 So, of course, I thought of you. 111 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:19,326 We'd like you to ask President Ford a question. 112 00:07:22,251 --> 00:07:24,445 So what do you say to that? 113 00:07:24,549 --> 00:07:27,893 I say, no, thank you, and I want my crescent wrench back. 114 00:07:29,251 --> 00:07:33,325 I'll do it. No, you keep working on your pies. 115 00:07:39,385 --> 00:07:41,683 Just imagine, Red, you, the little guy... 116 00:07:41,683 --> 00:07:45,026 get to have your opinions heard by the most powerful man in America. 117 00:07:44,921 --> 00:07:47,429 Take advantage of this opportunity. 118 00:07:50,876 --> 00:07:53,488 - Turn that light off. - Sorry. 119 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:59,860 Look, guys, we gotta do something that says we will not pay homage... 120 00:07:59,860 --> 00:08:02,055 to a corrupt electoral system. 121 00:08:02,577 --> 00:08:04,458 I know. A bloody coup. 122 00:08:07,592 --> 00:08:10,517 That's good, but we're looking for something great. 123 00:08:10,413 --> 00:08:14,278 Something that would make our founding fathers proud, man, you know? 124 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:21,591 - Let's streak! - Bingo! Yeah! 125 00:08:21,904 --> 00:08:23,367 I've always wanted to do that... 126 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:26,083 just run buck naked through a sea of people. 127 00:08:26,396 --> 00:08:28,590 Be free and shake it around. 128 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,784 All right, who's in? 129 00:08:30,784 --> 00:08:34,441 Will people be chasing us with torches and pointy sticks? 130 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:37,993 - No. - Then I am in. 131 00:08:38,516 --> 00:08:40,500 Great. Eric? 132 00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:44,679 - Are you in? - Streaking. I'm... 133 00:08:44,575 --> 00:08:46,873 Don't get me wrong, I'm completely pro-nudity... 134 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:51,470 but I think my dad might kill me, and I'm anti-being killed. 135 00:08:52,724 --> 00:08:57,007 If there wasn't some huge downside to doing something this stupid... 136 00:08:57,007 --> 00:08:59,619 it wouldn't be worth doing, you know? 137 00:09:00,977 --> 00:09:02,021 Good point. 138 00:09:02,021 --> 00:09:05,156 And I could write some really great slogan like... 139 00:09:05,156 --> 00:09:07,350 "I hate the fuzz" on my ass. 140 00:09:10,901 --> 00:09:14,662 If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off? 141 00:09:16,284 --> 00:09:22,617 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 142 00:09:30,125 --> 00:09:32,005 Pretty snazzy? 143 00:09:32,841 --> 00:09:34,512 Looking good, Dad. 144 00:09:34,826 --> 00:09:36,706 I got one for you, too. 145 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,214 We're gonna wear them to meet the President. 146 00:09:39,214 --> 00:09:40,571 No. No way. 147 00:09:40,571 --> 00:09:44,228 Honey, you're missing the big picture. Let me go get the other jumpsuits. 148 00:09:44,228 --> 00:09:45,482 You'll see. 149 00:09:48,094 --> 00:09:50,392 Mom, why are you doing this? 150 00:09:50,392 --> 00:09:53,526 Honey, there are lots of things I do to make your father happy... 151 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,616 that I don't really like. 152 00:09:58,123 --> 00:10:02,928 - Mom! - No, not that. I love that. 153 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,734 I meant like fishing. 154 00:10:09,719 --> 00:10:13,376 See? When we stand together, we're the American flag. 155 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:20,166 - I'm not wearing a striped jumpsuit. - No, honey, you're the field of blue. 156 00:10:22,152 --> 00:10:23,509 Bye, now. 157 00:10:25,076 --> 00:10:27,897 But, Donna, you're part of the family. 158 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,241 My, this hurts. 159 00:10:34,374 --> 00:10:36,360 - Yello. - Good news, Bob. 160 00:10:36,673 --> 00:10:40,851 I've been thinking about it and I've decided, I will ask Ford a question. 161 00:10:41,688 --> 00:10:44,194 Red, this is good news. 162 00:10:45,239 --> 00:10:48,061 And I could sure use it right about now. 163 00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:50,777 Yeah, glad I could help. 164 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,045 I'm gonna ask him a question all right. 165 00:10:57,881 --> 00:11:00,283 And it's gonna be a damn good one. 166 00:11:00,806 --> 00:11:01,955 Red. 167 00:11:02,477 --> 00:11:04,149 Now, don't worry. 168 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:09,059 I'm simply gonna ask him how the hell he's gonna fix this economy. 169 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:13,238 Honey, he wouldn't know that. He's the President. 170 00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:23,999 All this food for 45 cents, it is unbelievable. 171 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,297 I see. 172 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:41,445 So, Forman, the rally's tonight, man. What's your decision? 173 00:11:41,237 --> 00:11:44,162 - Yeah, are you gonna streak or not? - Don't pressure him. 174 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:47,609 No, I've been doing some thinking, and I'm in. 175 00:11:47,505 --> 00:11:50,848 - All right. - You're gonna look like a bunch of idiots. 176 00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:52,833 A bunch of naked idiots. 177 00:11:54,818 --> 00:11:56,385 Thanks, Kelso. 178 00:11:56,698 --> 00:11:59,102 Look, we must keep this quiet. 179 00:11:59,206 --> 00:12:01,086 It can't go beyond this table. 180 00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:04,743 If my father finds out what we have planned, he will nail me to the wall. 181 00:12:13,518 --> 00:12:16,653 Why are you all sitting on one side of the table? 182 00:12:28,562 --> 00:12:29,920 Okay, now. 183 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,636 Make way for my Presidential pies. 184 00:12:33,054 --> 00:12:37,024 See? Cherry, mock apple, blueberry. See that? Red, white, and blue. 185 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:40,576 It's like the beginning to Love, American Style in pie. 186 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:46,323 Look. Lookit. See, honey, you're not looking. 187 00:12:47,785 --> 00:12:49,248 Yeah, pie. 188 00:12:50,188 --> 00:12:53,531 Dad. Mr. Pinciotti wanted me to give you this. 189 00:12:53,427 --> 00:12:57,188 - What is it? - It's your question for President Ford. 190 00:12:57,188 --> 00:13:00,217 But I'm working on my question for President Ford. 191 00:13:00,008 --> 00:13:03,874 Right. This is the one the committee made up for you. 192 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,112 "What has been your favorite parade?" 193 00:13:08,992 --> 00:13:10,560 This is asinine. 194 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,022 - Macy's? - No contest. 195 00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:13,172 Right. 196 00:13:14,008 --> 00:13:15,888 Can I borrow your trench coat? 197 00:13:15,784 --> 00:13:18,918 I can ask the President any damn thing I want. 198 00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:23,306 It's my right. I'm not gonna be a puppet for Bob's committee. 199 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:24,977 I'll take real good care of it... 200 00:13:24,977 --> 00:13:27,171 and I'll bring it back as soon as I possibly can. 201 00:13:27,171 --> 00:13:28,738 Honey, just take the coat and leave. 202 00:13:28,738 --> 00:13:32,185 No. Eric, a man... 203 00:13:32,499 --> 00:13:35,634 has to stand up and be heard. 204 00:13:37,305 --> 00:13:42,006 I will not sit quietly by while everything is taken away from me. 205 00:13:42,842 --> 00:13:46,393 They took my job, my stability... 206 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:50,677 now they want to take away my right to free speech. 207 00:13:51,617 --> 00:13:54,856 You still have the Toyota, it gets great mileage. 208 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,662 Where is the America that I knew as a boy? 209 00:14:00,393 --> 00:14:01,542 Where? 210 00:14:03,527 --> 00:14:06,766 You tell me, dear God, where? 211 00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:15,333 Okay, I really hate being in this room right now. 212 00:14:17,945 --> 00:14:20,974 Okay, when the President starts his speech here... 213 00:14:20,974 --> 00:14:23,794 I'll blow my Oscar Mayer whistle and we go. 214 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,824 Did you write, "I hate the fuzz" on your butt? 215 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:27,973 Yeah. 216 00:14:28,078 --> 00:14:31,734 - Donna, here's your lipstick back. - Keep it. 217 00:14:34,973 --> 00:14:38,525 - You got the masks? - Yeah, I got three Snoopys and one Nixon. 218 00:14:38,525 --> 00:14:39,779 Not it. 219 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,495 Damn. Fez, how'd you know how to do that? 220 00:14:42,391 --> 00:14:44,793 My country invented "not it." 221 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,510 So can we go already? 222 00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:49,703 I'm itching to release the hound here. 223 00:14:50,853 --> 00:14:52,420 It's go time. 224 00:14:52,628 --> 00:14:55,554 Now, look at you guys. 225 00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:58,061 What is it with you young people and Colombo? 226 00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,046 Bye. 227 00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:01,822 Bye. 228 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,434 Aren't you going, Donna? 229 00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:08,613 No. My Dad's gonna make me wear this really queer jumpsuit. 230 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,164 I don't know if I can do it. It's just too embarrassing. 231 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:17,493 You know, Donna, my grandmother came from Sweden... 232 00:15:17,388 --> 00:15:21,986 and she had this thick accent and it embarrassed me to no end. 233 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,641 I asked her not to come to my high school graduation... 234 00:15:25,641 --> 00:15:28,463 'cause I didn't want my friends to hear her talk... 235 00:15:28,463 --> 00:15:30,239 and she didn't come. 236 00:15:30,239 --> 00:15:33,373 Sixteen years later, she got the gout and died. 237 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,820 You see? 238 00:15:37,969 --> 00:15:39,014 No. 239 00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:41,417 All families are embarrassing. 240 00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:44,761 And if they're not embarrassing, then they're dead. 241 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,118 All right, try and blend in. 242 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:57,714 see you alone like that, so I came over and here you are. 243 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,998 Hey, you hitting on my girlfriend? 244 00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:03,252 Michael, he's not... 245 00:16:03,252 --> 00:16:06,595 - Hey, man. You wanna go? Come on. - Yeah, let's go, cowboy! 246 00:16:07,953 --> 00:16:10,878 - You are so lucky I'm naked, pal. - Shut up. 247 00:16:13,177 --> 00:16:16,624 There's supposed to be a blue field of stars there. 248 00:16:20,699 --> 00:16:22,162 Oh, honey. 249 00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:33,131 Now, if we just start to sway back and forth... 250 00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:36,265 it'll look like the flag is waving in the wind. 251 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,519 Oh, god. 252 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:52,980 - There's another guy in a trench coat. - I bet he's a streaker, too. 253 00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:55,069 Fez, he's with Secret Service. 254 00:16:54,965 --> 00:16:57,473 - How about that man? - Yeah, Secret Service. 255 00:16:57,473 --> 00:16:59,561 - And that man? - Yeah. 256 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:02,069 And that man with the dog? Yeah. 257 00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:05,516 - The dog is looking at us. Come here, boy. - No, Fez! 258 00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:10,322 - Man, I just thought of something. - What? 259 00:17:10,218 --> 00:17:12,308 What are we going to do with our trench coats? 260 00:17:12,308 --> 00:17:15,860 I mean, after we rip them off, we can't come back here and get them. 261 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:20,248 - Shucks. - God, this is all my fault. You know what? 262 00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:24,009 I'll hold the coats. You guys streak. 263 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,471 - Thanks. - Thanks. 264 00:17:26,515 --> 00:17:29,023 I just thought of something, too. 265 00:17:29,858 --> 00:17:33,933 We're naked, and there's a lot of dogs here. 266 00:17:36,127 --> 00:17:38,425 Maybe we should just sit down. 267 00:17:38,739 --> 00:17:40,515 - I'm in. - Me, too. 268 00:17:40,515 --> 00:17:42,082 - Me, too. - Okay. 269 00:17:44,485 --> 00:17:46,366 Ladies and gentlemen... 270 00:17:47,515 --> 00:17:50,439 the President of the United States of America... 271 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,902 Gerald R. Ford! 272 00:18:14,363 --> 00:18:17,602 What are you doing hiding over... Okay. 273 00:18:17,602 --> 00:18:20,318 Back off. I am a flag. 274 00:18:21,990 --> 00:18:25,647 - Are you gonna streak? - No, we took a vote and it's unanimous. 275 00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:27,528 We're all very chicken. 276 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,289 That's too bad. It's been a while since I've seen you naked. 277 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,050 - You've never seen me naked. - Like a zillion times. 278 00:18:34,944 --> 00:18:37,348 When we were kids, you were always running around... 279 00:18:37,348 --> 00:18:40,899 the neighborhood naked, screaming, "Wee, wee! Pee, pee!" 280 00:18:42,571 --> 00:18:45,809 Now it's time for the "Q" and "A" portion of our program. 281 00:18:45,809 --> 00:18:48,839 First up, I'd like to introduce Red Forman. 282 00:18:49,466 --> 00:18:52,182 Red is a father of two wonderful children... 283 00:18:52,182 --> 00:18:54,586 and how he's managed to keep them clothed and fed... 284 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:58,137 while being cut back to halftime at the plant is beyond me. 285 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,854 But he doesn't blame the President for his misfortune. 286 00:19:00,645 --> 00:19:05,555 No, sir. He only blames himself. I give you Red Forman! 287 00:19:30,524 --> 00:19:32,822 Mr. President... 288 00:19:35,852 --> 00:19:37,105 I... 289 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,702 I... 290 00:19:42,434 --> 00:19:46,508 Come on, Red. 291 00:19:48,493 --> 00:19:52,776 Your dad is bombing. 292 00:20:20,774 --> 00:20:26,416 Wee, wee! Pee, pee! 293 00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:44,281 Hey, Gerry, here's my question. 294 00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:48,251 How the hell could you pardon Nixon? 295 00:21:02,459 --> 00:21:04,758 - Hey, son. - Hi, Dad. 296 00:21:05,279 --> 00:21:07,891 Hey, good job at the rally today. 297 00:21:08,623 --> 00:21:09,981 Not bad. 298 00:21:10,294 --> 00:21:12,801 I kind of stumbled there at the start... 299 00:21:14,264 --> 00:21:17,189 but I think I nailed him with a good one. 300 00:21:17,398 --> 00:21:20,428 Anyway, it was pretty cool. 301 00:21:21,995 --> 00:21:23,458 Yeah, well... 302 00:21:24,607 --> 00:21:29,413 sometimes a man's gotta do what he thinks is right. 303 00:21:32,651 --> 00:21:34,531 Yeah, I'm gonna call it a night. 304 00:21:35,681 --> 00:21:37,247 All right, son. 305 00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:39,233 Good night. 306 00:21:40,278 --> 00:21:41,949 Good night, Dad. 307 00:21:43,621 --> 00:21:47,800 And next time, don't wear black socks. You looked like an ass. 308 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:01,172 How could they not catch you? 309 00:22:01,172 --> 00:22:03,471 I guess no one wants to tackle a naked guy. 310 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,814 So true. 311 00:22:08,589 --> 00:22:11,724 You didn't see anything, did you? 312 00:22:11,619 --> 00:22:12,664 No. 313 00:22:14,648 --> 00:22:15,693 Well... 314 00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:18,305 maybe just a bit. 315 00:22:18,514 --> 00:22:20,395 But not the bit. 316 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,619 Wait, what do you mean "bit"? 317 00:22:26,975 --> 00:22:37,402 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/u36v Help other users to choose the best subtitles