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I'm waiting.

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Forget it.

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Just say it and she'll go home.

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Fine.

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You're right, Jackie,
the Fonz could beat up Bruce Lee.

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Thank you.
Now, Michael, call me tonight at 8:00.

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- But that's when Chico And The Man is on.
- I know.

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But I like it when you describe it to me.
Do your Chico impersonation.

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I don't think these guys
really want to hear my...

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- Sure we would.
- Go ahead, Michael. By all means. Please.

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All right.

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Looking good!

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I love this!

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Kelso, quick question:

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Why can't you date someone
a little less annoying?

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Like who?

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- What about Barbara Vansen?
- She's just as annoying as Jackie.

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- Yeah, but her boobs are huge.
- So?

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Do you find that annoying?

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Pam Macy.

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Now she's got some knockers, baby.

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True, but they're not bigger than Barbara's.

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- Yeah, they are.
- You're dreaming. It's like comparing...

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Exodus and Deuteronomy...

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both of which have taught us
very valuable lessons.

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Hi, Dad.

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Damn dryer's broken.
Nuts. I need my vice grips.

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Have you seen Pam in a tube top?

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It's like you're looking at
the Grand Tetons. In a tube top.

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Look, the issue isn't, are Pam's big, right?

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The issue is,
are they bigger than Barbara's?

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Because Barbara's are
bigger than the walls of Jericho...

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which, as we all know,
came tumbling down, right?

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- Hello, Mrs. Forman.
- Hi. Eric, did your father come down here?

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- Yeah, he's fixing the dryer.
- Dear.

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You know, ever since
the plant cut back his hours...

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he spends all his time fixing things.

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Things that don't need fixing. Things
I need. Things I use. Things I love.

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I gotta go hide the crock pot.

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Sounds like your dad's losing it.

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If he's like this now,
he's gonna be a total headcase...

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if they shut down the plant.

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He's going to be this pathetic guy...

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With breasts the size of watermelons!

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Is what Moses said to the Egyptians.

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Kelso, go home.

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Hanging out

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Down the street

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The same old thing

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We did last week

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Not a thing to do

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But talk to you

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Whoa, yeah

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Hello, Wisconsin!

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Forman has the ball.

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He fakes left. He fakes right.
The crowd is on their feet!

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They're chanting: "Forman! Forman!"

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That's game.

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- I've got winners.
- No, I've got to go.

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It's almost 8:00, and I've got to call Jackie.

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Looking good!

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Shut up.

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Pinciotti has the ball.
Forman guards her closely.

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She tries to shake him, but she can't.

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Pinciotti actually scores! Hell freezes over!

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- A monkey types Hamlet!
- One nothing.

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Losers out.

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Pinciotti, the underdog, up by five.

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She fakes right. She fakes left.
She fakes right, then left.

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She fakes faking right and fakes left.
Now she's actually...

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- Donna, what are you doing?
- Running out the clock.

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There is no clock.

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Sucker.

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And that's game! Man, what a slaughter.

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I just wiped the court with you,
from one end to the other.

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I gotta go inside, but I'll leave the light
on. I don't want you to gloat in the dark.

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Eric, don't you want your balls back?

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Okay, now look, that's a little uncalled for.

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Yeah. Thanks.

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Is this table wobbling?

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I don't think so.

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No, it's definitely wobbling.

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Well, honey, anything will wobble
if you shake it hard enough.

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Give me a hand, Eric.
We'll flip this thing over.

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- Honey, we're eating.
- Yeah, let's just put a sugar packet under it.

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Sugar packet?

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That's what's wrong with this country, Eric.

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Nobody wants to roll up their sleeves
and work.

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They're all looking for
their sugar packet solution.

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Well, not me. I'm getting the saw.

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Mom, has Dad gone crazy?

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I'm afraid so, dear.

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Donna beat you in basketball?

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Is this true, Eric?

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Yeah.

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What, is that a big deal?

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Of course not.

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Unless Donna happens to be,
you know, a girl.

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Especially a girl you love.

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You know, in my country,
if a woman beats you...

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it makes her want you.

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Really?

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Yes, but this is America, wuss.

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Wuss, wuss, wuss.

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Kelso, would you stop that?

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Wuss, wuss, wuss!

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Wait. What about Kelso?
I mean, Jackie has him totally whipped.

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Whipped like the family pig.

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I am not pig-whipped.

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Where do you even get that stuff?

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Are you kidding?

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Michael, call me at 8:00.

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Michael, do your Chico impression.

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Michael, rub oil on my thighs
while I spank you.

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Please, someone else talk now.

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I think we got it.
That's lovely, Red.

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- Solid as a rock.
- It sure is. Thank you.

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Now...

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Why don't you go watch TV,
while I get lunch ready?

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Kitty...

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take your hand off of that melon.

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You know, you haven't gone fishing...

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Kitty, take your hand off that melon.

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Well, I gotta get back to work.

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Midge, this table is a little wobbly.

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Stick some sugar packets under it,
will you?

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Hello?

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Oh, my God!

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Donna, it's for you.

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Hello?

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You beat Eric at basketball!
How could that happen?

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So I beat Eric at basketball.
What's the big deal?

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Eric will never be your boyfriend
if you keep beating him at stuff.

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Okay, it is like in West Side Story.

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Now, if Maria beat Tony at one-on-one,
they would have never fallen in love.

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Yeah, and Tony never would have
been killed in that knife fight.

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And neither will Eric if you're not careful.

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No. Don't worry about it.
Someone will stab Eric. Bye.

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Honey, I think your annoying friend is right.

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- What?
- Certain things change.

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Eric and I have been playing games
our whole lives.

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And sometimes he wins,
and sometimes I win.

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No, I mean the rules change.

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Women have to pretend
to be weak and fragile...

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so that men can feel superior.

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That's insane.

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If women don't learn
to stand up for themselves...

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men will always control the world.

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Honey. Men don't control the world.

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Shush!
Okay, I'll see you later.

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- Honey, could you open this jar for me?
- Sure thing, pudding.

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I'm so lucky to have
my big, strong grizzly bear around.

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First of all: yuck.

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things don't even
work like that anymore.

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That's what
the Equal Rights Amendment is for.

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That's good, dear.
You stick to your principles.

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And 40 years from now...

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you can tell all your cats
how you won a basketball game.

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Okay, she was going like,
"That is so gross!"

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And I went like,
"It takes one to know one!"

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And she was like, "No," and I went, "Yeah."

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Man, are you still on the phone?
Come on, let's go.

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- I can't.
- The movie starts in five minutes. Let's go.

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I can't.

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Wuss.

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Jackie, hold on.

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Okay, I'll tell her there's an emergency...

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and I gotta go.

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She'll buy that, right?

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Yeah, except for one thing.

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Jackie?

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- Don't be her whipped pig.
- Yeah, look...

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she hung up on you. Let's go.
You call her later, okay?

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Yeah, she hung up on me. Let's go.

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Yeah! Way to be, way to be.
That's right.

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- Do you want to play air hockey?
- With you?

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I'd love to, but I'm kind of tired...

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and my wrist hurts, and I think
I'm coming down with the flu.

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It's just as well. I'm pretty bad at it.

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One game isn't going to kill me.
Okay.

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You serve first.
Okay.

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No way you could stop that!

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That was going so fast,
you couldn't even see that.

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I saw that.

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That's game.

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That's...

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That's great.

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- Are you okay with that?
- Sure.

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Bingo.

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- Crud.
- No. Now look.

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We'll get rid of these chairs
and we will sit on the floor...

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like those nice Japanese people
in Flower Drum Song.

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I'll have to make new legs
for that damn thing.

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I'll be in the garage if you need me.

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Okay, now, you take your time
and you do a good job.

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You call me if you need anything.

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I mean, if...

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Is it me, or is that refrigerator too loud?

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What refrigerator?

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Red, there is no noise.

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You'll be swell

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You'll be great

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Gonna have the whole world on a plate

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- Hey, nice shot.
- Thanks.

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- You want to play?
- I don't know.

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Okay, why not?

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Look, game's to 21. I'll take it out first.

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Have you been practicing?

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Well...

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a little.

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- My goodness, what a super shot.
- Donna, what are you doing?

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I'm...

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losing to you, you big, strong grizzly bear.

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Donna, you're intentionally
throwing the game.

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- I'm throwing the game?
- Donna!

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I didn't want you to feel bad
about losing to a girl again.

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Thanks, 'cause being pitied
is so much better.

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God, I can't believe you care about this.

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All I did was beat you
at a few lousy games.

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A few? No, two.
Try two lousy games. Not a few. Two.

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And I don't care.
So please leave my property.

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As long as you don't care.

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God!

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Have you been standing there
the whole time?

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No, I came out to get
one of your father's tools.

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He's in there working on my refrigerator.

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So I gather you and Donna
are going through a rough patch.

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No, Mom, we're in a school play
about two people who hate each other.

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Okay, Mr. Smartmouth...

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but when you get older,
you are going to realize...

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that it's pretty silly to get upset
about losing a game to your girlfriend.

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You know what?
I don't want to talk to you about this.

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But I will tell you one thing.

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Your father and I have played
many games over the years...

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and we never kept score
and we always had fun.

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Now what did I come out here for?

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Your father's fixing my refrigerator.

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Red, honey, forget the refrigerator.

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There's something wrong
with the garage door.

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Michael.

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We need to talk.

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And I am over here.

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Oh God. What am I gonna do?

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You could,
and I know this is a radical suggestion...

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but be a man?

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You're right, Hyde.

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No more excuses.

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She will crush him, yes?

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00:16:36,421 --> 00:16:39,448
Like the spirit of your Mayan forefathers.

251
00:16:40,074 --> 00:16:42,370
My forefathers were not Mayan.

252
00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:44,979
Like anyone cares.

253
00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:48,736
So, Michael.

254
00:16:49,779 --> 00:16:51,345
So, Jackie.

255
00:17:00,215 --> 00:17:04,598
I didn't mean to make you hang up on me.
I'm sorry. It will never happen again.

256
00:17:04,494 --> 00:17:08,147
That's okay. You were
obviously under a bad influence.

257
00:17:10,025 --> 00:17:11,068
Yeah.

258
00:17:11,695 --> 00:17:15,138
I'm thirsty. Michael, get me a pop.

259
00:17:20,983 --> 00:17:24,844
I'm sorry. I remember saying,
be a man, not be a wuss.

260
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,765
I am ashamed to know you.

261
00:17:34,236 --> 00:17:37,471
All right, all those
who are getting some, hands up.

262
00:17:38,202 --> 00:17:39,767
Anybody else?

263
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:43,211
Getting some? Hyde? Fez?

264
00:17:44,045 --> 00:17:45,193
Yeah.

265
00:18:02,412 --> 00:18:03,665
What are you doing?

266
00:18:03,769 --> 00:18:08,570
Just shooting some hoops,
waiting for an apology.

267
00:18:09,091 --> 00:18:12,327
When you think of one,
I'll be glad to hear it.

268
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,797
Okay, look...

269
00:18:19,318 --> 00:18:22,241
we're both acting like jerks. I'm sorry.

270
00:18:22,658 --> 00:18:24,537
Yeah, I'm sorry, too.

271
00:18:25,162 --> 00:18:28,606
You know, maybe
we shouldn't play basketball anymore.

272
00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:31,215
Or any games, for that matter.

273
00:18:31,841 --> 00:18:33,303
Yeah, maybe.

274
00:18:33,407 --> 00:18:34,764
End of an era?

275
00:18:34,764 --> 00:18:39,460
Hey, remember when we were eight and
I beat you at wrestling? That was fun.

276
00:18:39,981 --> 00:18:43,425
Donna, you sat on my chest
and made me eat a clump of dirt.

277
00:18:44,051 --> 00:18:47,808
- All right, screw it. You want to just play?
- Yeah, I do.

278
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:51,773
Hey, you're not going to make me
eat a clump of dirt again, are you?

279
00:18:51,669 --> 00:18:52,921
We'll see.

280
00:18:56,782 --> 00:19:00,227
Forman has the ball.
He fakes left, he blows by Pinciotti.

281
00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:02,627
Pinciotti leaps on his back!

282
00:19:04,296 --> 00:19:05,757
What do you want?

283
00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:08,157
Give me the ball!
What do you want?

284
00:19:08,157 --> 00:19:10,662
You want it? You want it?
You want some of this?

285
00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:19,011
Okay, foul?

286
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,872
So now suddenly
we're calling every little thing?

287
00:19:22,768 --> 00:19:25,272
- What are you doing?
- Reaching for a clump of dirt.

288
00:19:25,272 --> 00:19:26,629
No. Don't.

289
00:19:26,838 --> 00:19:31,742
- Must reach clump of dirt.
- Not while I still breathe.

290
00:19:36,022 --> 00:19:37,064
- What?
- Nothing.

291
00:19:37,064 --> 00:19:38,526
Donna!

292
00:19:39,152 --> 00:19:40,300
You gotta go.

293
00:19:40,404 --> 00:19:41,552
- That's my dad.
- Right.

294
00:19:41,552 --> 00:19:43,535
- See you.
- Bye.

295
00:19:44,161 --> 00:19:47,814
Hey, wait. Who won?
I wasn't keeping score.

296
00:19:48,127 --> 00:19:49,483
Cool. Me, neither.

297
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:57,415
That was pretty sad, Eric.

298
00:19:58,041 --> 00:19:59,084
What?

299
00:19:59,606 --> 00:20:02,320
Come on, I'm going to teach you
how to play basketball.

300
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:06,911
We got four hours until your bedtime,
and we are gonna drill.

301
00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:12,129
But I thought that Mom needed your help.

302
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,008
I can't hear you, Eric, I'm ironing.

303
00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:19,017
We'll start you off with 100 squat thrusts.

304
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:22,982
- Dad, we don't even know who won.
- She did. Now hit it.

305
00:20:25,904 --> 00:20:26,948
One...

306
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:29,661
two...

307
00:20:31,435 --> 00:20:32,479
three...

308
00:20:34,253 --> 00:20:35,297
four...

309
00:20:35,922 --> 00:20:37,383
Ninety-eight...

310
00:20:38,845 --> 00:20:39,888
ninety-nine...

311
00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:42,288
one hundred.

312
00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:48,654
Okay. Let's play.

313
00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:59,820
So Barbra Streisand
became this huge star, right?

314
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:02,325
But Kris Kristofferson
could not take it anymore...

315
00:21:02,325 --> 00:21:05,352
so he drinks and crashes his car.

316
00:21:06,082 --> 00:21:07,543
Isn't that romantic?

317
00:21:07,856 --> 00:21:09,317
Say, "Yes, it is."

318
00:21:11,405 --> 00:21:12,865
Yes, it is.

319
00:21:13,074 --> 00:21:16,100
I just love romantic movies, don't you?

320
00:21:16,518 --> 00:21:17,979
Yes, I do.

321
00:21:19,335 --> 00:21:20,692
"Yes, I do."

322
00:21:22,571 --> 00:21:25,597
You know what would be
a good romantic scene in a movie?

323
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:29,250
That night we had by the reservoir
when we went skinny-dipping.

324
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,606
Remember?

325
00:21:32,171 --> 00:21:34,259
No, describe it to me.

326
00:21:36,345 --> 00:21:38,224
"No, describe it to me."

327
00:21:38,224 --> 00:21:40,207
Michael, you're so bad.

328
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,859
Okay, the water was really cold...

329
00:21:44,486 --> 00:21:48,138
so when I dove in, you know...

330
00:21:48,138 --> 00:21:49,808
No, I don't know.

331
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,104
Michael!

332
00:22:00,139 --> 00:22:02,331
- Dad, about this table...
- Eric.

333
00:22:02,331 --> 00:22:03,583
What about the table?

334
00:22:03,687 --> 00:22:06,087
Just that it is so darn great, Red.

335
00:22:08,175 --> 00:22:10,888
I think I ought to shave down the legs.

336
00:22:10,888 --> 00:22:13,393
No, that would just ruin it, Red.

337
00:22:14,019 --> 00:22:16,941
For God's sakes,
I know how to cut the legs off a table.

338
00:22:16,941 --> 00:22:18,402
You're telling me.

339
00:22:20,802 --> 00:22:22,367
What was that?

340
00:22:23,411 --> 00:22:24,976
Nothing, sir.

341
00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:35,887
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