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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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I just want to hear the guitar solo
one more time.

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Not again. Use the headphones.

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Good. Now, wrap the cord
around your neck.

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Would you guys respect me
if I worked in the town dump?

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The town dump? No.

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Now, the state dump...

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Why are you looking for a job?

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Everything costs money. Gas, clothes...

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fun.

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- Dates. Dates cost money.
- No, Kelso, that is prostitution.

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Dating is prostitution, man.

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Only you don't always get
what you pay for.

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Said the man who's never had a girlfriend.

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What, you guys don't remember Esther,
the biker chick?

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- Whatever happened to her?
- She's dating my uncle.

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I'm going home for dinner.

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By the way, Mom and Dad are going
to the Playboy Club...

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at Lake Geneva this weekend.

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Do you guys want souvenirs?

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- Ash trays.
- A woman.

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Your parents are going to be out of town?

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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I mean, I'll be babysitting my sister Tina
all weekend.

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Just me. Alone.

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Watching TV.

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I might order a pizza.

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I got an idea!

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We'll have a party at Donna's. A toga party!

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Michael!

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Maybe Donna doesn't want to
throw a party.

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- Maybe she wants to be alone.
- Yeah, just me, alone.

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If someone happens to stop by,
that'd be pretty cool.

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So we're on. I'll bring the beer!

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Donna, I have never been to
an American party. May I come?

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Yeah, I don't care.
So, Eric, are you gonna be there?

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- What? Yeah. Sounds fun.
- Cool. Catch you guys later.

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Party at Donna's.

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You are both so stupid.

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Why?

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This is a first. I actually agree with Jackie.

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What? You're saying that I'm stupid?

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Donna just put on the full court
press, man, and you dropped the ball.

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What are you talking about?

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All she said was that she'd be alone
Saturday night with a pizza.

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God, I'm so stupid.

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Hanging out

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Down the street

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The same old thing

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We did last week

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Not a thing to do

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But talk to you

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Whoa, yeah

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Hello, Wisconsin!

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So, Dad, the guys and I
are thinking about getting jobs.

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No. You have a job.

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It's your job to get good grades,
go to college, graduate and leave me.

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Kitty, when I was his age,
I worked in a slaughterhouse.

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It was a good experience.
I learned how to use a hammer.

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The new Fatso Burger's hiring people.

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Jackie's dad owns it.
I guess I could get a job there.

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There is plenty of time later to get a job
to grind the joy out of your life.

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It's never too early.
But let me tell you something.

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Work is not about fun. It's about work.

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It's about seeing how much crap
you can take from the boss-man.

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And then taking some more.

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And remember... Hey, look at me.

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Only quitters quit.

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So, can I work?

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We're sure as hell gonna find out now,
aren't we?

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So, big party Saturday night.

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Whoopee.

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I can't believe Forman missed
all of those signals.

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What signals?

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Oh, no. Poor me...

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all alone in my big house.

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Just me and my nightie.

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If only there was some scrawny little
neighbor boy here.

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He's not scrawny.

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- You know, why am I even talking to you?
- I'm all you got.

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Oh, my God. So everybody knows?

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I'm afraid so.

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I just wanted to spend some time
with him alone...

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and now I can't.

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How does that make you feel?

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Frustrated. It's frustrating as hell.
I mean, I really put myself out there.

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I see. And do you have trouble
sleeping at night?

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Sometimes, yeah, I do.

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Do you think you'd sleep better...

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if you had a scrawny little neighbor boy
up next to you?

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Okay, let's hear it.

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- Hello, my name is Eric Forman.
- No.

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Not with a loose hand. Firm.

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Not like a fish. Again.

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- Hello, my name...
- No. Step into it.

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- Stand up straight.
- Straight-up and hold the fish.

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- Don't be a smartmouth.
- Right. No smartmouth.

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Hello, my name is Eric Forman.

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And?

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And...

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Tell them about your
junior achievement experience.

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They could give a rat's ass about that.

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Okay, show them your honorable
mention from the science fair.

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- Again.
- Right, rat's ass.

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Don't slouch.

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Wouldn't that fall under
the "stand up straight" category?

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See? That's a smartmouth.

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You're fired, Mr. Smartmouth.

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See? That's how that works.

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First of all, people who work
at Fatso Burger are special.

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Now, I know
you're looking at me and wondering...

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how do I get where Ricky is?

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If you work hard, pay attention...

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and use the proper
finger-release technique...

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on the slant cup dispenser,
you could be me.

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Now, let's get started.

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Why do you want a career at Fatso Burger?

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I just think it will be
a wonderful experience.

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My girlfriend's dad owns it.

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I love the uniforms.

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To unionize the workers, man.

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Tell me, what do you consider
your best quality?

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I'm a real people person.

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I don't answer stupid questions.

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I speak Dutch.

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My eyes.

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And I guess my butt, too.

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Name something about yourself
that you consider to be a weakness.

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I allow people to boss me around.

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I love chocolate.

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I'm brutally honest. Pinhead.

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- Where do you see yourself in five years?
- Fatso Burger.

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Covered in gold chains.

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Rock star. Or, no, movie star.

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No, yeah, rock star.

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Prison.

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I'd like to thank you all very much
for coming in.

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Eric, welcome to the Fatso Burger family.

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Yeah.

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- Daddy. I'm so sad.
- Why, kitten?

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Because Fatso Burger hired Eric
instead of Michael.

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- I know, kitten.
- Why would they do that, Daddy?

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Let me tell you a little story about
Doofus and Diligent.

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Doofus is friendly
but he doesn't follow directions well.

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Now, Diligent always does his job
by the book.

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This is how the book says to do it.
"Wipe left to right."

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Looks like a big order just came in.

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"Let me help, guys," says Diligent.

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"But wait a second. Where's Doofus?"

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What do you know about that?

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Let's see what happens here.

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"I was in such a hurry to get
back to work I almost forgot!"

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Thatta boy, Diligent!

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"Hey, there, Doofus.

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"You're supposed to wash your hands
after using the facility."

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"No way, Diligent. That's for squares."

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So Michael's a Doofus?

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And how.

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We expect you to be responsible
when we're out of town.

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No parties. And I want you to be nice
to your sister.

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Don't make Tina eat dirt. I mean it.

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And no boys. They only want one thing...

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and it's a dirty thing they want.

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Enough said.

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Looking sharp, Eric.

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You gonna be around this weekend?
Yes, sir.

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Good. Make sure no guys are
hanging around Donna, capice?

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- So, I got a job.
- Yeah?

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Yeah, it seems I'm really
Fatso Burger material.

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And I really wish I hadn't just said that.

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No, it sounded cool.

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So, are you still coming to the party
on Saturday?

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I work late on Saturday night, but...

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I mean, if I get off early I could, like,
swing by.

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Sounds good.

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Yeah, I mean, it might be really late...

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so, like, everyone else might be gone.

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You know, if I'm still up,
I could leave the light on...

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if you want me to.

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Yeah. No, I mean, yeah,
that would be great.

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'Cause that way, with the light on,
I couldn't... fall.

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Yeah.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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- Okay.
- Sounds good.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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Hey, Donna.

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- That light?
- Yeah.

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- Cool.
- Okay.

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Bye, mom.

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Eric, I'm going to the reservoir.
You wanna go?

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Nope. I gotta work.

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Eric, I'm meeting everyone at the hub.
You wanna go?

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Nope. I gotta work.

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Hey, Eric, I'm going to see a movie.
You wanna go?

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Nope. I gotta work.

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Eric, I just got this new bikini,
but I think it's too small.

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- Could I model it for you?
- Nope.

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I gotta work.

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How's that mopping coming along?

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I'm just happy to be part of
the Fatso Burger family.

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You dumb ass.

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Here, here, my minimum wage friend.
I demand service.

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Welcome to Fatso Burger.
How may I serve you?

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That is so sad, burger boy.

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You know, Jackie,
I've been wracking my brain...

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trying to figure out
why this guy didn't hire me.

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Michael, I am so tired of hearing that.
You still have me.

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You know what I think it is?
What?

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I'm great looking and he's jealous.

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I'm telling you, Jackie, this body is a curse.

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Besides, if you worked here...

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you couldn't see me
whenever I wanted you to.

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Lover.

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Yeah.

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Please stop touching each other.

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It gives me needs.

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Are you ready to rock and roll?

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Toga!

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Hey, man, nice dress.

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You brought three beers, meathead?

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We'll share.

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Here's to our wasted youth...

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Party.

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Hey, Fez.
Good evening, Donna.

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Which of these ladies are easy?

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Donna, some of your creepy friends
are using Dad's stereo.

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You guys, no one's allowed in the house!

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Hello, pretty lady.

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Hi!

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She's not a pretty lady.
She's my sister and she's 14.

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- You know, in my country...
- It's illegal here.

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I see.

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Michael, you and I need to talk.

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Inside.

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Okay.

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- I'm miserable. This party sucks.
- You know what'll make you feel better?

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A scrawny little neighbor boy.

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Why don't you take off, go see him,
I'll watch the kids?

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Yeah. Thanks, Hyde.

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You're welcome.

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Welcome to Fatso Burger.
How may I serve you?

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- Honey, it's me.
- I know. I have to say that.

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Okay.

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I was on a break from the hospital...

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so I thought I'd bring you
some nice, hot soup.

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Oyster crackers.

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Thank God. Something to eat.

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- So, how's it going?
- It's great.

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- So, how's it going?
- It's terrible.

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Yeah.

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I'm exhausted,
I'm behind on all my homework...

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and I think this polyester uniform
is giving me a body rash.

254
00:15:46,128 --> 00:15:48,005
I swept the driveway for you.

255
00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:50,298
Mom, I'm sorry, I forgot.

256
00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:52,383
That's okay. You know what?
Here, I'll do this.

257
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You sit down and you eat your soup.

258
00:15:59,366 --> 00:16:00,931
You know...

259
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Eric, if you want to quit, your father
and I will completely understand.

260
00:16:06,976 --> 00:16:10,208
- Did Dad tell you that?
- You leave your father to me.

261
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,188
You just worry about you.

262
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,899
Hey, Forman. Who said you were on break?

263
00:16:14,899 --> 00:16:17,504
- I did.
- And who are you?

264
00:16:17,504 --> 00:16:19,589
- I'm his mother.
- Good enough, then.

265
00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:25,426
Michael, sit. We need to talk.

266
00:16:27,511 --> 00:16:29,283
Whoa!

267
00:16:29,179 --> 00:16:31,993
Ahoy, Jackie!
Welcome aboard the USS Kelso.

268
00:16:33,765 --> 00:16:37,621
You know, sometimes I'm beginning
to think you're a real screw-up.

269
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:43,772
You see, one day I want a house,
and kids, and maybe a chandelier.

270
00:16:44,084 --> 00:16:46,378
And if you can't give me
those things, Michael...

271
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then this is all a big waste of time.

272
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You just... You gotta try harder.

273
00:16:55,759 --> 00:16:58,678
Wait, Michael, something feels wet.

274
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"Dear penthouse."

275
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,245
No. You popped the waterbed!

276
00:17:07,016 --> 00:17:09,102
It must've been my roach clip.

277
00:17:12,229 --> 00:17:14,209
Jackie, maybe they won't notice.

278
00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:19,109
I am in love with a Doofus!

279
00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:25,987
Hey.

280
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Donna! Welcome to Fatso
Burger, how... Screw it.

281
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- What are you doing here?
- I was bored.

282
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Really? You left your own party
to come see me?

283
00:17:39,121 --> 00:17:41,103
It's not much of a party without you there.

284
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,731
- You're so queer.
- Shut up.

285
00:17:49,754 --> 00:17:51,422
Eric, the whole reason I told you...

286
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my parents were going away was
so we could hang.

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Together. You know, alone.
Yeah.

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I know, it's just...

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So...

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Look, Donna, I'm sorry, okay?

291
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I would love to come over,
but this is my job.

292
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And, work isn't fun, you know?

293
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It's work.

294
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And only quitters quit.

295
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As long as you know what's important.

296
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I'll see you around.

297
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:01,157
What do you know, Kelso?
We're out of beer.

298
00:19:02,928 --> 00:19:04,075
You know what?

299
00:19:03,971 --> 00:19:06,264
Forman's old man's
got a fridge in the garage...

300
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and I know he's got beer in it.

301
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It was his idea.

302
00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:28,153
Remind me to kick your ass.

303
00:19:31,593 --> 00:19:35,763
Hey, Red. Is Forman around?

304
00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:39,724
He sure as hell is not inside that fridge.

305
00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:50,981
Mr. Pinciotti, you're home.

306
00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:53,171
Good.

307
00:19:53,796 --> 00:19:57,548
Yeah, came back early.
Yeah, missed the kids too much.

308
00:19:57,444 --> 00:19:58,695
What're you doing here?

309
00:19:59,738 --> 00:20:02,657
I was just coming home from work...

310
00:20:02,657 --> 00:20:05,784
and I noticed that someone
left your porch light on.

311
00:20:06,514 --> 00:20:08,702
You can't even see that from your house.

312
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- Good eye.
- Thank you.

313
00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:13,809
You know, Eric,
that's what I like about you.

314
00:20:13,705 --> 00:20:16,103
I ask you to look out for Donna
and here you are...

315
00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:18,918
in the middle of the night
hanging around the back door...

316
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:19,959
doing your job.

317
00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:25,797
You're a good guy, Eric.
I don't care what they say about you.

318
00:20:27,048 --> 00:20:28,195
Gotcha.

319
00:20:29,236 --> 00:20:30,279
Goodnight now.

320
00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:31,426
Okay, I was just gonna...

321
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,823
Yeah, there you go.
Okay.

322
00:20:38,514 --> 00:20:39,973
Goodnight then.

323
00:20:40,286 --> 00:20:42,266
Goodnight, Eric.

324
00:20:52,899 --> 00:20:54,567
- Dad.
- Eric.

325
00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:58,110
- Dad, I'm quitting my job.
- You're quitting?

326
00:20:58,631 --> 00:21:00,717
Yeah, I'm quitting.

327
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:05,511
I'm irresponsible, I'm a quitter,
and I couldn't kill a cow with a hammer.

328
00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:09,472
- So what do you say to that?
- Everybody quits their first job, Eric.

329
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:10,724
It's no big deal.

330
00:21:12,391 --> 00:21:13,538
What?

331
00:21:14,163 --> 00:21:15,622
That's it?

332
00:21:17,082 --> 00:21:19,896
I gotta say, Dad,
I'm a little disappointed here.

333
00:21:21,459 --> 00:21:23,961
- I mean, it wasn't a man's job anyway.
- Red.

334
00:21:23,961 --> 00:21:26,568
Come on, Kitty, it was a hair-net...

335
00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:30,319
name-tag, nothing kind of a job.

336
00:21:31,466 --> 00:21:32,822
That's more like it.

337
00:21:33,863 --> 00:21:37,408
It's just as well.
It was cutting into your chores anyway.

338
00:21:37,408 --> 00:21:40,326
You did a half-assed job
sweeping the driveway.

339
00:21:42,829 --> 00:21:44,705
I thought he did a wonderful job.

340
00:21:45,330 --> 00:21:47,102
It didn't look wonderful to me.

341
00:21:48,249 --> 00:21:49,499
Okay, then.

342
00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:52,314
Sweep it yourself.

343
00:21:57,838 --> 00:22:02,633
Hey, Forman. Where's that big Fatso smile?

344
00:22:04,405 --> 00:22:06,803
Ricky, how did you start working
at Fatso Burger?

345
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,262
Great story.

346
00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:09,825
I was gonna go to college...

347
00:22:09,721 --> 00:22:12,640
but they made me Assistant Manager,
threw the money at me...

348
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,682
so I never got to go.

349
00:22:13,682 --> 00:22:17,122
But now I'm my own boss. That's not
true. I answer to a lot of people.

350
00:22:20,249 --> 00:22:21,708
Okay. I quit now.

351
00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:24,315
Yeah, I certainly would.

352
00:22:24,687 --> 00:22:35,114
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