1 00:00:00,741 --> 00:00:00,985 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:06,336 --> 00:00:12,669 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 3 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,496 Will this day ever end? 4 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,255 Yesterday did. But today's Friday. So, no. 5 00:00:23,431 --> 00:00:26,249 God, it's Destroy and Giveback. 6 00:00:26,145 --> 00:00:29,277 - Yeah, why do they call them that? - You're about to find out. 7 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:31,679 Hey, Foreplay. 8 00:00:34,184 --> 00:00:35,646 I believe this is yours. 9 00:00:35,959 --> 00:00:39,509 - You broke his pencil. That was great! - And you gave it back. 10 00:00:39,613 --> 00:00:42,014 All right, enough horseplay. 11 00:00:42,118 --> 00:00:43,894 Pipe down. 12 00:00:44,207 --> 00:00:46,086 I said, pipe down! 13 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:50,576 Now, I've got an announcement before study hall. 14 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:54,229 Whoever burned their initials in the football field... 15 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:57,362 I hope you're happy with yourself, punk. 16 00:00:58,093 --> 00:01:01,851 There will be no football practice today until we've reseeded. 17 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:05,087 And I've watched that team, I'm not impressed, boy. 18 00:01:04,983 --> 00:01:08,532 Let me tell you, they need all the practice they can get. 19 00:01:09,681 --> 00:01:11,560 On a happier note... 20 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:13,649 Eric? 21 00:01:15,528 --> 00:01:16,780 Donna? 22 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,808 Do you need something to do? 23 00:01:20,435 --> 00:01:23,045 Actually, we need to be excused. 24 00:01:23,462 --> 00:01:26,386 Donna and I are taking pictures for the yearbook. 25 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:27,429 Yeah. 26 00:01:27,743 --> 00:01:29,622 If you say so, Eric. 27 00:01:32,336 --> 00:01:33,798 You wouldn't lie. 28 00:01:34,842 --> 00:01:37,243 Well, I might. 29 00:01:44,656 --> 00:01:48,519 This is great. Eric Forman skips class. 30 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:51,442 Yeah, danger is my middle name. 31 00:01:53,217 --> 00:01:54,783 Why are we moving? 32 00:01:56,557 --> 00:01:59,377 Mommy. What are you guys doing in here? 33 00:01:59,377 --> 00:02:01,987 What are you guys doing in here? 34 00:02:03,553 --> 00:02:05,328 I cut class. 35 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,356 What, was there like a fire drill or something? 36 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:10,443 No, look, I do bad things. 37 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,306 Look, I've ditched class before. 38 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,498 Is Opie getting angry? 39 00:02:16,498 --> 00:02:19,318 What did I tell you about calling me Opie? 40 00:02:19,109 --> 00:02:21,719 Opie, look out for that keg in the middle of the road! 41 00:02:34,456 --> 00:02:35,709 Wow! 42 00:02:36,649 --> 00:02:38,319 It is a keg. 43 00:02:38,319 --> 00:02:39,467 Of beer. 44 00:02:40,302 --> 00:02:41,973 It must be a sign. 45 00:02:42,808 --> 00:02:43,957 Of beer. 46 00:02:45,522 --> 00:02:48,028 That's it, I'm cutting class every day! 47 00:02:51,891 --> 00:02:53,979 Hanging out 48 00:02:55,336 --> 00:02:58,051 Down the street 49 00:02:59,199 --> 00:03:01,601 The same old thing 50 00:03:03,062 --> 00:03:05,254 We did last week 51 00:03:06,298 --> 00:03:09,744 Not a thing to do 52 00:03:10,475 --> 00:03:13,711 But talk to you 53 00:03:13,606 --> 00:03:16,112 Whoa, yeah 54 00:03:18,096 --> 00:03:20,602 Hello, Wisconsin! 55 00:03:27,701 --> 00:03:30,102 How did you find it? 56 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,443 We were driving down the road, man, and there she was. 57 00:03:35,948 --> 00:03:38,558 It was a beer in the headlights. 58 00:03:41,586 --> 00:03:43,884 That is my first American joke. 59 00:03:45,554 --> 00:03:48,999 How often do you find a mysterious keg of free beer? 60 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,252 Only once in a while. 61 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,323 You're right, Forman. Man, you are absolutely right. 62 00:03:54,428 --> 00:03:58,291 - When God gives you a keg, you've gotta... - Kill a virgin. 63 00:04:01,945 --> 00:04:02,989 No. 64 00:04:05,182 --> 00:04:06,747 Throw a party. 65 00:04:09,671 --> 00:04:10,715 Whoa! 66 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:13,012 Go for it, Eric. 67 00:04:13,429 --> 00:04:16,875 Yeah, we'll throw a party. Gonna charge $2 a head. 68 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:18,231 $2 a head. 69 00:04:18,754 --> 00:04:21,364 A keg is equivalent to seven cases, that's 168 beers. 70 00:04:21,259 --> 00:04:23,034 If we each drink three beers a piece... 71 00:04:23,034 --> 00:04:25,540 - No way, sophomores gonna drink one. - True. 72 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:27,733 Yeah, and the freshmen will only drink a half. 73 00:04:29,194 --> 00:04:31,700 So that averages out to 1.5 beers per person... 74 00:04:31,595 --> 00:04:34,727 which means we can invite 112 people. That's $224. 75 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:36,711 Cash. 76 00:04:37,337 --> 00:04:39,217 Which is decent. 77 00:04:41,617 --> 00:04:44,854 Okay, grab some ice out of the deep freeze, I'll grab the tub. 78 00:04:45,272 --> 00:04:47,465 That is one sweet mama. 79 00:04:47,465 --> 00:04:48,509 Yeah. 80 00:04:49,135 --> 00:04:50,179 Hey, gang. 81 00:04:51,014 --> 00:04:52,997 Don't mind me. 82 00:04:52,997 --> 00:04:55,399 Just came down to do an emergency presoak... 83 00:04:55,399 --> 00:04:56,861 on my nurses' uniform. 84 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,410 You remember Mr. Wilbur, the fireman? 85 00:05:00,514 --> 00:05:03,751 He came in today with a sebaceous cyst... 86 00:05:04,273 --> 00:05:07,092 which is a pocket of fluid... 87 00:05:06,987 --> 00:05:11,372 that's kind of like a pusy bath oil bead under your skin. 88 00:05:11,372 --> 00:05:15,027 And you think it's solid, but if you take an instrument... 89 00:05:14,922 --> 00:05:17,010 and you pierce the core... 90 00:05:17,324 --> 00:05:20,873 and then you apply pressure with your thumb... 91 00:05:20,873 --> 00:05:23,692 Hi, snicklefritz, what are you doing with the tub? 92 00:05:25,154 --> 00:05:26,824 The tub. 93 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,478 We were just working on a class project. 94 00:05:31,627 --> 00:05:33,089 We're making a volcano... 95 00:05:35,176 --> 00:05:36,325 snicklefritz. 96 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:41,336 Out of ice? I think it might melt. 97 00:05:42,589 --> 00:05:44,572 You heard her let's move it, gang. 98 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:45,930 Okay, have fun. 99 00:05:47,183 --> 00:05:51,149 - Guys, we've got to get the keg out of here. - Where are we having the party? 100 00:05:51,567 --> 00:05:54,386 Beats me. If you guys need me I'll be with Jackie... 101 00:05:54,386 --> 00:05:56,056 over at our secret make-out place. 102 00:05:55,952 --> 00:05:59,189 - Secret make-out place. - It's this vacant house over on Sherman. 103 00:05:59,084 --> 00:06:02,217 I mean, this place is great. It's totally private. 104 00:06:02,008 --> 00:06:04,514 I mean, you can get away with about anything there. 105 00:06:04,408 --> 00:06:07,228 So, if you guys find a place for that keg, let me know. 106 00:06:13,179 --> 00:06:14,745 I've got an idea! 107 00:06:17,773 --> 00:06:19,965 That's a Sylvania, isn't it, Red? 108 00:06:21,531 --> 00:06:23,828 You didn't buy that in my store, did you? 109 00:06:24,455 --> 00:06:27,273 No, Bob, I, got a good deal on it. 110 00:06:32,076 --> 00:06:33,328 You got me. 111 00:06:33,328 --> 00:06:36,147 You got me, Red. Yeah. 112 00:06:36,147 --> 00:06:39,070 Well, I am just so excited. 113 00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:40,950 Rich Man, Poor Man. 114 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:42,829 I missed the first episode. 115 00:06:42,829 --> 00:06:47,840 Here's the irony of the show, Kitty, the rich, safe guy is boring. 116 00:06:47,632 --> 00:06:51,181 It's the poor, rugged one, played by the very talented Nick Nolte... 117 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,643 who is so exciting. 118 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:56,715 Super. Now, who would like a drink? 119 00:06:58,071 --> 00:06:59,533 Let's do daiquiris. 120 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:04,649 I don't know if we have enough ice. Eric took a whole tub full. 121 00:07:06,424 --> 00:07:08,408 He took a tub of ice? 122 00:07:09,452 --> 00:07:11,957 The kids are making a volcano. 123 00:07:13,628 --> 00:07:16,760 Right, that's why Donna left with all the plastic cups. 124 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:25,529 - Plastic cups? - Sure, plastic volcano cups. 125 00:07:27,722 --> 00:07:30,540 If I didn't know better, I'd say they were having a kegger. 126 00:07:32,211 --> 00:07:33,568 Oh, jeez! 127 00:07:34,508 --> 00:07:35,552 Let's go, Bob. 128 00:07:36,805 --> 00:07:39,415 Rich Man, Poor Man, I love it. 129 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:42,129 I just hope I don't get too emotional. 130 00:07:43,382 --> 00:07:44,426 So do I. 131 00:07:45,992 --> 00:07:47,767 Those kids could be anywhere. 132 00:07:48,394 --> 00:07:50,377 Needle, meet haystack. 133 00:07:50,795 --> 00:07:54,763 Look, they left the house in a wood-paneled ocean liner. 134 00:07:54,763 --> 00:07:56,641 We should be able to find them. 135 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:01,026 Yep, it's a real asphalt jungle out here. 136 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:03,950 The sun goes down, the rats come out. 137 00:08:04,575 --> 00:08:06,664 I lost my mailbox last year. 138 00:08:07,812 --> 00:08:12,615 Yeah, you know what it is? The evil spilling over from Sheboygan. 139 00:08:14,808 --> 00:08:18,461 How many stories do you suppose there are in this naked burg? 140 00:08:20,027 --> 00:08:23,264 Eight, Bob. There are eight. 141 00:08:25,665 --> 00:08:28,588 Michael, this is our secret make-out place. 142 00:08:28,484 --> 00:08:31,825 I did not swipe the key from my mother's real estate office... 143 00:08:31,825 --> 00:08:33,391 so that you could have a party. 144 00:08:33,391 --> 00:08:35,375 I know it's like a bonus. 145 00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:37,985 And I'm doing it for you, baby. 146 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,803 Okay. 147 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:50,409 Empty pool, empty house, full keg. 148 00:08:52,914 --> 00:08:55,420 You sure know how to show a girl a good time. 149 00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:58,343 Yeah, I don't color outside the lines often... 150 00:08:58,343 --> 00:09:00,953 but when I do, jump back, Loretta. 151 00:09:02,206 --> 00:09:06,278 I don't care when you ate, Fez, get in the pool now. 152 00:09:07,009 --> 00:09:09,723 If I get a cramp, it will be on your head. 153 00:09:11,393 --> 00:09:12,437 Okay. 154 00:09:13,168 --> 00:09:15,257 Hurry up and drink your keg. 155 00:09:15,987 --> 00:09:17,658 Hurry up and drink a keg? 156 00:09:18,597 --> 00:09:20,476 Jackie, will you just mellow out? 157 00:09:20,372 --> 00:09:24,026 I mean, this rules. We've got a keg, and soon everybody's gonna be here. 158 00:09:23,921 --> 00:09:27,576 - Everybody? - Everybody who matters. 159 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:31,126 And for the first time, Jackie, that includes you. 160 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:34,466 No, get away from me! 161 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,703 You heard her, let's drink beer. 162 00:09:38,016 --> 00:09:39,790 - Me first. - No way, I spotted it. 163 00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:42,296 No, I saw it, too, I just didn't say anything. 164 00:09:42,506 --> 00:09:46,890 You saw a keg and you didn't say anything? Back of the line. 165 00:09:48,248 --> 00:09:50,231 All right, how do you get the beer out? 166 00:09:50,127 --> 00:09:52,110 - Through the tap. - What tap? 167 00:09:54,199 --> 00:09:56,390 No! 168 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,083 Okay, we really need a tap here. 169 00:10:09,337 --> 00:10:11,007 I got my Swiss army knife. 170 00:10:12,365 --> 00:10:14,870 Great, we can whittle the beer out. 171 00:10:15,706 --> 00:10:18,315 All right, look, they sell taps at the liquor store. 172 00:10:18,211 --> 00:10:20,507 Yeah, and who's got the money to buy it? 173 00:10:24,579 --> 00:10:27,711 Why would I bring money to our secret make-out place, Michael? 174 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,069 Okay, I've got my gas money. 175 00:10:29,069 --> 00:10:31,783 No, Eric, we're not going to take your gas money. 176 00:10:32,305 --> 00:10:33,349 It doesn't matter. 177 00:10:33,453 --> 00:10:35,855 By the end of the night, we'll have made over $200. 178 00:10:35,855 --> 00:10:36,794 Yeah. 179 00:10:36,794 --> 00:10:39,196 Michael, how are we gonna make $200? 180 00:10:39,196 --> 00:10:40,449 I don't know. 181 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:44,311 Who's buying the tap? You buy, I'll fly. 182 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,921 No, Michael, you are... Michael, come back here! 183 00:10:46,921 --> 00:10:49,114 Michael, I'm talking to you. Michael! 184 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:55,273 Welcome to the pool. I am your host, Fez. 185 00:10:57,466 --> 00:10:58,824 $2, please. 186 00:10:59,763 --> 00:11:01,434 What is going on? 187 00:11:01,538 --> 00:11:03,417 I didn't want to tell you before... 188 00:11:03,313 --> 00:11:05,922 but we've taken it upon ourselves to help your mom... 189 00:11:05,922 --> 00:11:08,532 show off the house at $2 a head. 190 00:11:09,473 --> 00:11:11,456 He's lying to Jackie, man. 191 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,231 I lie to Jackie. 192 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,676 You know, it seems to me that the scrawny little neighbor boy... 193 00:11:16,572 --> 00:11:20,748 is willing to engage in criminal acts for that saucy redhead next door. 194 00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:25,759 Shut up. How do you know he's not doing it to impress his friends? 195 00:11:25,759 --> 00:11:28,160 You know, peer pressure. 196 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:31,084 Because his friends aren't saucy. 197 00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:35,156 Kelso's saucy. 198 00:11:35,781 --> 00:11:38,601 Kelso? Please, I'm saucier than Kelso. 199 00:11:42,359 --> 00:11:44,447 Then the door burst open wide 200 00:11:44,552 --> 00:11:46,849 And my daddy stepped inside 201 00:11:46,744 --> 00:11:48,728 And he kissed my mama's face 202 00:11:48,728 --> 00:11:50,711 And he brushed her tears away 203 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:53,739 The night Chicago died 204 00:11:53,739 --> 00:11:56,036 Would you turn that damn thing off? 205 00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:59,690 Keep your eyes peeled for that Vista Cruiser. 206 00:12:01,047 --> 00:12:02,404 Okey dokey. 207 00:12:08,356 --> 00:12:09,295 Sorry. 208 00:12:16,708 --> 00:12:18,587 I see you've got some new steins here. 209 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,373 Hi, I'm 25. 210 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:31,219 I know I look young, but my dad asked me to come down here... 211 00:12:31,115 --> 00:12:32,890 and pick up a tap for his keg. 212 00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:36,753 And he's 43, so we're both legal. No problem there. 213 00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:40,616 I'm not going to be drinking the beer or anything. 214 00:12:40,929 --> 00:12:43,330 'Cause I don't believe in it but no offense to you. 215 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:46,357 - I think selling liquor is a great thing. - Yeah, here you go. 216 00:12:47,923 --> 00:12:48,968 Yeah. 217 00:12:51,056 --> 00:12:54,188 - Because I'm 25, right? - Because you've got money. 218 00:12:54,188 --> 00:12:58,364 - Yeah, but I am 25. - Don't need to be. Can't drink a tap. 219 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:01,078 No, I can prove it you. I got my IDs out in the wallet. 220 00:13:00,974 --> 00:13:02,644 Happens all the time. Take care. 221 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,523 Yeah, but I... Leave, now. 222 00:13:08,074 --> 00:13:09,117 Yeah. 223 00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:16,634 Kelshmo. Whatcha got there? 224 00:13:16,634 --> 00:13:18,931 Boy, that was really funny... 225 00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:21,541 what you did with my name, Kelshmo. I gotta go. 226 00:13:27,805 --> 00:13:29,371 I believe this is yours. 227 00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:34,800 - You broke his thing. - And you gave it back. 228 00:13:34,592 --> 00:13:36,784 - Yeah, that was great! - Yeah! 229 00:13:38,977 --> 00:13:41,274 So you see what I'm saying about the poor man? 230 00:13:41,274 --> 00:13:43,884 Yes, you have made your point. Many times. 231 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:47,329 He's a bad boy, he's had some rough breaks... 232 00:13:47,224 --> 00:13:49,626 but he isn't bad in his soul. 233 00:13:51,713 --> 00:13:55,681 Okay. Enough daiquiris for you. 234 00:13:58,395 --> 00:14:01,110 Kitty, what do you look for in a man? 235 00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:05,286 I'm married. I'm kind of through looking. 236 00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:08,940 Kitty, you can always look. It helps you to fantasize. 237 00:14:08,836 --> 00:14:12,803 Like. Some nights, I'm doing the news with Walter Cronkite. 238 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,292 Okay, I'm just... 239 00:14:17,292 --> 00:14:19,693 You know, I'm gonna finish your daiquiri. 240 00:14:23,974 --> 00:14:26,793 - It's broken. - I got duct tape. 241 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:32,013 Duct tape? Do you know how much pressure runs through that tap? 242 00:14:32,326 --> 00:14:34,727 I got a whole roll of duct tape. 243 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,547 I can't work like this. 244 00:14:37,547 --> 00:14:39,948 Forman, you need to get your dad's tap now. 245 00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:42,454 My dad doesn't have a tap. 246 00:14:42,871 --> 00:14:45,481 Red's got bicentennial swizzle sticks. 247 00:14:45,899 --> 00:14:51,014 He's got fake lemons with real lemon juice. He's got toothpicks shaped like swords. 248 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:53,207 Red Forman is a cocktail dad. 249 00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:56,861 And cocktail dads have beer taps. 250 00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:59,679 Yeah, come on, Eric, we never ask you for anything. 251 00:14:59,679 --> 00:15:01,976 You guys ask me for everything. 252 00:15:02,811 --> 00:15:04,378 So, what's one more thing? 253 00:15:04,378 --> 00:15:07,196 No, forget it. I've done enough today already. 254 00:15:07,196 --> 00:15:08,658 Count me out. 255 00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:14,192 Hey, Kelshmo, what, your tap is broken? 256 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:17,949 Why'd you do something stupid like buy a stupid, broken tap? 257 00:15:18,263 --> 00:15:19,829 What are you stupid? 258 00:15:20,769 --> 00:15:23,379 It wasn't broken until you broke it. 259 00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:28,286 Man. 260 00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:32,566 Don't beat yourself up. You had no way of knowing. 261 00:15:32,462 --> 00:15:34,655 - Anyways, we gave it back. - Yeah, broken. 262 00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:37,055 Lay off him, all right? He feels bad enough already. 263 00:15:37,055 --> 00:15:39,666 - He should because he's a moron. - What did you say? 264 00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:41,127 I said that you're both morons. 265 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,528 What are you going to do? You're gonna beat me up? 266 00:15:43,424 --> 00:15:46,034 What, you weigh 400 pounds together? It doesn't matter. 267 00:15:46,034 --> 00:15:48,644 The fact is that the tap is broken and it's your fault. 268 00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:49,584 Morons. 269 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:55,013 You are so rude. 270 00:15:55,431 --> 00:15:58,562 Give us our $4 back. Okay. Fez. 271 00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:03,783 Familiar? 272 00:16:10,151 --> 00:16:13,074 Wow, Eric, you just tore their money. 273 00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:15,476 And gave it back. That was great. 274 00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:16,832 That was awesome. 275 00:16:16,938 --> 00:16:18,712 But enough of this levity, wench! 276 00:16:23,305 --> 00:16:25,080 We came here to have a party... 277 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,631 and as God is my witness, there will be a party! 278 00:16:38,757 --> 00:16:42,621 Nope, I haven't sold a keg all day, but a young guy did come in for a tap. 279 00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:44,604 Young guy... 280 00:16:45,543 --> 00:16:48,363 Look, they got Pina Colada in a can. 281 00:16:49,928 --> 00:16:53,583 - Bob! We're doing something here. - All right. 282 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,802 You know, I might have heard something about a party. 283 00:16:59,429 --> 00:17:00,787 Can't recall. 284 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:04,440 Maybe Andrew Jackson could remind me. 285 00:17:05,798 --> 00:17:07,677 Andrew Jackson? 286 00:17:09,452 --> 00:17:11,018 He's not in. 287 00:17:14,046 --> 00:17:17,387 But Abe Lincoln's hanging out with the Washington twins. 288 00:17:18,535 --> 00:17:21,563 Would they have any knowledge of the festivities? 289 00:17:22,711 --> 00:17:27,200 So, a real wisenheimer, huh? 290 00:17:28,453 --> 00:17:32,733 Well, let's see how smart you are when I snap off your head! 291 00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:34,299 Okay, man. 292 00:17:34,612 --> 00:17:37,849 They said something about a vacant house on Sherman. 293 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,877 I know that place. It's the vacant house on Sherman. 294 00:17:42,651 --> 00:17:44,740 Good work, Starsky. 295 00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:47,140 Let's roll. 296 00:18:00,295 --> 00:18:03,950 Everybody in the deep end! My mother is showing the house! 297 00:18:03,846 --> 00:18:06,351 - Now? - People work. 298 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,857 Okay, quiet down, everybody. 299 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,362 The deck is new... 300 00:18:11,362 --> 00:18:14,703 and this lovely tile walkway leads directly to the pool... 301 00:18:18,148 --> 00:18:22,116 Which is filled with some of the local kids. 302 00:18:23,055 --> 00:18:24,412 Heavily Caucasian. 303 00:18:25,561 --> 00:18:27,336 It's a nice neighborhood. 304 00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:33,495 Sometimes Bob pretends he's poor. I call him Buster. 305 00:18:35,479 --> 00:18:39,341 He knocks on the door, and I answer it in my teddy. 306 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:44,040 And he says, "Does the rich lady need any help around the house?" 307 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,485 And I say, "I know a something that needs attending to... 308 00:18:47,485 --> 00:18:48,843 "in the bedroom." 309 00:18:50,617 --> 00:18:53,227 I'll spare you the intimate details... 310 00:18:53,227 --> 00:18:56,047 but it ends in whoopee. 311 00:18:57,926 --> 00:19:01,684 You know, this is as much fun to make... 312 00:19:01,579 --> 00:19:03,145 as it is to eat. 313 00:19:03,772 --> 00:19:08,679 You know, speaking of which, how do you get Bob to play those games? 314 00:19:08,783 --> 00:19:11,393 I have a reward system. 315 00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:19,328 You know, sometimes Red would wear a sailor's uniform. 316 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:23,295 Really? Yeah, but he was in the Navy. 317 00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:29,664 Kitty. 318 00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:42,296 Does he still have his sailor's uniform? 319 00:19:42,192 --> 00:19:43,654 No. 320 00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:48,561 Just has the hat. 321 00:19:57,435 --> 00:19:59,314 I stole my dad's tap... 322 00:20:02,759 --> 00:20:04,742 back from those thieves. 323 00:20:09,649 --> 00:20:13,304 - We were worried sick. - You had us driving all over town. 324 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,079 We missed Rich Man, Poor Man. 325 00:20:16,541 --> 00:20:18,942 - Excuse us, Red. - What are you doing? 326 00:20:18,838 --> 00:20:21,238 - We're just gonna grab this keg... - Get out of here! 327 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,832 - We're not finished with this. - Neither are we. 328 00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:29,696 Now, you take her home and you wait for me. That's an order. 329 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,052 Ditto. 330 00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:34,707 Come here. 331 00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:40,449 I can't stay mad at you with that cute face. 332 00:20:48,487 --> 00:20:50,472 Get your ugly butt home. 333 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,406 My dad's gonna kill me. 334 00:20:58,615 --> 00:21:00,494 You're always saying that. 335 00:21:00,807 --> 00:21:03,104 Yeah, this time he's gonna kill me. 336 00:21:04,252 --> 00:21:07,071 I mean, I cut class... 337 00:21:07,384 --> 00:21:10,621 I trespassed, I had stolen beer... 338 00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:13,439 and then I swung into a pool full of cops on a garden hose... 339 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,797 carrying my dad's tap. 340 00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:18,451 Yeah, that was so cool. 341 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:21,374 Really? 342 00:21:22,732 --> 00:21:23,880 Really. 343 00:21:31,605 --> 00:21:33,485 You looked dangerous. 344 00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:37,766 Did I mention that I killed a guy in algebra? 345 00:21:39,645 --> 00:21:42,359 Good night, killer. 346 00:21:48,205 --> 00:21:49,667 Bring it on, Red. 347 00:21:57,498 --> 00:21:59,690 I love that boy. 348 00:22:00,212 --> 00:22:03,970 - Eric's a good kid. - And that Donna's real sweet, too. 349 00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:06,059 Man, that Donna's real hot. 350 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:08,669 - That's my daughter. - I'm just saying that... 351 00:22:08,669 --> 00:22:12,114 - I know what you're saying. - All right, Bob, it's time to go. 352 00:22:12,114 --> 00:22:15,350 - We'll just take the... - Get out of here! 353 00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:18,274 All right. 354 00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:20,884 Fine. 355 00:22:21,322 --> 00:22:31,749 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/3rbd5 Help other users to choose the best subtitles