1 00:00:10,237 --> 00:00:11,602 Laurie's bus isn't here yet. 2 00:00:11,672 --> 00:00:14,163 Can we get in the car and turn on the heat? I'm freezing. 3 00:00:14,241 --> 00:00:17,108 I'm not wasting gas just so you can be comfortable. 4 00:00:18,378 --> 00:00:20,539 Can we at least go wait inside? 5 00:00:20,614 --> 00:00:23,879 I'm not going in that bus station with those people. 6 00:00:24,318 --> 00:00:25,683 God, I'm freezing. 7 00:00:25,752 --> 00:00:28,550 I forgot to tell you, your sister's bringing a friend home... 8 00:00:28,622 --> 00:00:30,283 so you'll be sleeping in the basement. 9 00:00:30,357 --> 00:00:32,848 The basement? They should sleep in Laurie's room. 10 00:00:32,926 --> 00:00:34,257 And Red, I've been thinking. 11 00:00:34,328 --> 00:00:36,659 Maybe this Thanksgiving we should skip the big turkey. 12 00:00:36,730 --> 00:00:39,324 Small ones are on sale at Piggly Wiggly. 13 00:00:39,399 --> 00:00:41,663 This family doesn't scrimp on holidays. 14 00:00:41,735 --> 00:00:44,829 Can you imagine my mother sitting down to a chicken? 15 00:00:44,905 --> 00:00:47,396 Red, your mother won't eat my cooking anyway... 16 00:00:47,474 --> 00:00:49,271 so that won't be a problem. 17 00:00:49,610 --> 00:00:51,372 Dad, they should sleep in the basement. 18 00:00:51,444 --> 00:00:54,504 Red, last Thanksgiving she said her jaw wasn't strong enough... 19 00:00:54,581 --> 00:00:56,106 to chew the turkey. 20 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:59,084 And that was a magnificent turkey. 21 00:00:59,152 --> 00:01:00,346 Dad, it's my room. 22 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:03,947 - I work myself to the bone for that... - All right, that's it! Hold it. 23 00:01:04,024 --> 00:01:06,254 Now, Kitty, don't get worked up over my mother. 24 00:01:06,326 --> 00:01:08,090 And you, you're sleeping in the basement! 25 00:01:08,161 --> 00:01:11,221 And we're all having a happy damn Thanksgiving! 26 00:01:12,299 --> 00:01:14,631 Mommy, Daddy. This is Kate. 27 00:01:14,701 --> 00:01:15,895 Hi. 28 00:01:17,137 --> 00:01:20,800 Hi, sweetheart. Let's get in the car, you must be freezing. 29 00:01:23,843 --> 00:01:25,744 So, you're Eric. 30 00:01:25,913 --> 00:01:28,813 Your sister didn't tell me you were so cute. 31 00:01:30,384 --> 00:01:34,114 We are going to have so much fun this weekend. 32 00:01:37,324 --> 00:01:39,155 You can sleep in my room. 33 00:01:39,893 --> 00:01:42,555 Get Kate settled into your room. Yeah. 34 00:01:42,629 --> 00:01:45,996 Yeah, and don't forget to show her your GI Joe dolls. 35 00:01:46,667 --> 00:01:47,691 That's such a good idea. 36 00:01:47,767 --> 00:01:51,670 That'll give you a chance to tell Dad about that professor you're dating. 37 00:01:51,738 --> 00:01:53,706 - What? - Dad, he's joking. 38 00:01:56,009 --> 00:02:00,446 Gosh, I hope it doesn't get too cold tonight. I sleep practically naked. 39 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:08,500 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 40 00:02:10,657 --> 00:02:13,148 So, Kitty, looking forward to Thanksgiving? 41 00:02:13,493 --> 00:02:14,482 Yes. 42 00:02:15,829 --> 00:02:17,729 Red's mother is coming. 43 00:02:18,798 --> 00:02:21,323 What's that pet name she has for you? 44 00:02:22,135 --> 00:02:23,295 Whore. 45 00:02:25,472 --> 00:02:28,873 You know, she doesn't bother me as much as she does Red... 46 00:02:28,942 --> 00:02:32,003 and he's tense enough, what with Christmas coming up... 47 00:02:32,078 --> 00:02:34,012 and him only working part-time. 48 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,071 Part-time, that's rough. 49 00:02:36,549 --> 00:02:40,542 When Bob gets tense, we take a bubble bath together. 50 00:02:41,087 --> 00:02:44,079 Soaking my naked body really relaxes him. 51 00:02:53,066 --> 00:02:54,295 Oh, yeah. 52 00:02:57,704 --> 00:03:00,469 - Mom, Grandma's on the phone! - I gotta go. 53 00:03:01,975 --> 00:03:04,671 Hanging out 54 00:03:05,678 --> 00:03:07,839 Down the street 55 00:03:09,449 --> 00:03:11,508 The same old thing 56 00:03:13,153 --> 00:03:15,348 We did last week 57 00:03:16,456 --> 00:03:19,687 Not a thing to do 58 00:03:20,493 --> 00:03:23,257 But talk to you 59 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:25,823 Whoa, yeah 60 00:03:28,234 --> 00:03:30,031 Hello, Wisconsin! 61 00:03:42,216 --> 00:03:44,183 So this Kate, is she hot? 62 00:03:44,451 --> 00:03:47,148 Of course she's hot. All college girls are hot. 63 00:03:48,254 --> 00:03:51,189 I mean, we've all seen the brochures, right? 64 00:03:51,991 --> 00:03:55,984 Okay, Donna. Help me play some music. Right now. 65 00:03:58,998 --> 00:04:01,057 - So she's hot. - Oh, so hot. 66 00:04:03,002 --> 00:04:04,095 Okay. 67 00:04:06,272 --> 00:04:07,637 Are you okay? 68 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:12,305 - Yeah. - Donna, how can you be okay? 69 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:15,279 There's a college woman sleeping in his bed. 70 00:04:16,516 --> 00:04:18,644 He's sleeping in the basement. 71 00:04:18,751 --> 00:04:22,210 Donna, stairs are not gonna stop a high school horndog. 72 00:04:23,323 --> 00:04:26,224 Barbed wire will not stop a high school horndog. 73 00:04:26,759 --> 00:04:30,195 - A wall of fire will not stop a high... - Jackie, I get it. 74 00:04:31,764 --> 00:04:33,129 Poor Donna. 75 00:04:33,433 --> 00:04:34,731 So naive. 76 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:39,666 So what do you guys wanna do? 77 00:04:40,374 --> 00:04:41,840 Eric... 78 00:04:43,277 --> 00:04:45,768 I hope it doesn't get too cold tonight. 79 00:04:45,845 --> 00:04:47,746 I sleep practically naked. 80 00:04:47,814 --> 00:04:49,805 Naked. 81 00:04:52,252 --> 00:04:53,652 Naked. 82 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,079 Yeah... 83 00:04:57,957 --> 00:04:59,288 I guess I'm just gonna... 84 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:04,889 Just gonna... I'm tuckered out... 85 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:07,593 so I might as well go home. 86 00:05:11,004 --> 00:05:13,131 So, tell me about school. 87 00:05:13,873 --> 00:05:16,775 I've decided to major in philosophy. 88 00:05:16,843 --> 00:05:21,177 That's good, because they just opened up that big philosophy factory in Green Bay. 89 00:05:22,815 --> 00:05:26,546 - Eric, what did I tell you about being funny? - I'm not. 90 00:05:28,188 --> 00:05:31,749 That's right. Now, sweep the garage. 91 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:33,720 Yes, sir. 92 00:05:36,396 --> 00:05:39,194 I wonder if the Pilgrims were clever enough... 93 00:05:39,265 --> 00:05:41,825 to put peanut butter on their celery. 94 00:05:45,271 --> 00:05:48,434 Kitty, could you get that? I'm fixing the drawer. 95 00:05:54,113 --> 00:05:55,580 Oh, dear God. 96 00:05:56,382 --> 00:05:59,011 Your mother has already called me five times this morning. 97 00:05:59,085 --> 00:06:02,350 - You answer it. - Kitty, I don't want to talk to her. 98 00:06:02,422 --> 00:06:04,015 She gave birth to you. 99 00:06:07,927 --> 00:06:08,916 Hello. 100 00:06:09,295 --> 00:06:10,421 Hi, Ma. 101 00:06:11,365 --> 00:06:12,559 Really? 102 00:06:15,468 --> 00:06:16,935 It's for you. 103 00:06:19,806 --> 00:06:21,637 Hello, Mother Forman. 104 00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:25,508 Just like I told you, I don't know, half an hour ago... 105 00:06:25,578 --> 00:06:28,138 the kids will be there at noon to pick you up. 106 00:06:28,214 --> 00:06:31,911 Yep, you're right. I need to work on my attitude. Bye then. 107 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:37,755 You know... 108 00:06:38,358 --> 00:06:40,087 I could have married Bill Bower. 109 00:06:40,159 --> 00:06:41,888 His mother was dead. 110 00:06:46,065 --> 00:06:47,397 What if he yells at me? 111 00:06:47,467 --> 00:06:50,197 He's not gonna yell at you. You're doing him a favor. 112 00:06:50,270 --> 00:06:51,294 Go. 113 00:06:51,738 --> 00:06:54,764 Red, what a surprise to run into you. 114 00:06:57,744 --> 00:06:59,234 I live here, Bob. 115 00:06:59,646 --> 00:07:01,307 Yep. 116 00:07:02,882 --> 00:07:04,577 Okay, I'm going in. 117 00:07:05,084 --> 00:07:09,249 Actually, Red, I just wanted to ask you a favor. 118 00:07:09,323 --> 00:07:12,450 My appliance store gets real busy over the holidays... 119 00:07:12,525 --> 00:07:14,823 and I could use a little help down there. 120 00:07:14,894 --> 00:07:16,361 You offering me a job? 121 00:07:16,429 --> 00:07:19,991 Now I don't want you to get the wrong idea. This is not charity. 122 00:07:20,133 --> 00:07:22,795 - Charity? - No, not charity. 123 00:07:22,869 --> 00:07:24,496 I'm not looking for work anyway, Bob. 124 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:26,095 But... Goodnight, Bob! 125 00:07:27,341 --> 00:07:29,205 Midge, he yelled at me! 126 00:07:41,889 --> 00:07:43,116 Come in. 127 00:07:45,359 --> 00:07:46,347 Wow. 128 00:07:47,895 --> 00:07:48,986 What? 129 00:07:50,396 --> 00:07:53,661 I was just coming up here to get something to sleep in. 130 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:03,334 So... 131 00:08:04,011 --> 00:08:05,807 I guess I'll see you later then. 132 00:08:05,878 --> 00:08:08,506 You can stay and talk a minute, if you want. 133 00:08:08,581 --> 00:08:10,071 Okay. 134 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:11,940 Close the door. 135 00:08:13,052 --> 00:08:14,041 Okay. 136 00:08:20,693 --> 00:08:21,682 So... 137 00:08:25,431 --> 00:08:26,421 Kate... 138 00:08:28,868 --> 00:08:31,336 that's short for Katherine, right? 139 00:08:33,473 --> 00:08:34,600 Yeah. 140 00:08:35,508 --> 00:08:36,907 Have a seat. 141 00:08:41,682 --> 00:08:45,049 So, have you thought about where you want to go to school yet? 142 00:08:46,687 --> 00:08:48,813 I like your school. 143 00:08:50,890 --> 00:08:53,085 I found that it was really... 144 00:09:05,438 --> 00:09:07,406 I have to go to bed now. 145 00:09:10,344 --> 00:09:11,935 Wait, we are in bed. 146 00:09:12,412 --> 00:09:14,471 Okay, I see. 147 00:09:15,782 --> 00:09:17,375 Okay. 148 00:09:20,386 --> 00:09:23,116 So, good night. 149 00:09:23,589 --> 00:09:24,851 Good night. 150 00:09:25,993 --> 00:09:26,981 Eric. 151 00:09:27,361 --> 00:09:29,727 Just one second? 152 00:09:32,398 --> 00:09:34,229 Baseball, Vietnam, Richard Nixon... 153 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:36,825 Pat Nixon, Pat Boone, the girl that does the weather... No! 154 00:09:36,904 --> 00:09:38,803 Okay, jelly fish, really big spiders. 155 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,133 Come on, dig deep, okay. 156 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:42,367 The day we backed over Skipper in the driveway... 157 00:09:42,442 --> 00:09:46,310 and instead of going to the county fair, I had to bury him in the backyard. 158 00:09:49,016 --> 00:09:50,141 Okay. 159 00:09:58,025 --> 00:09:59,252 I'm good. 160 00:10:00,493 --> 00:10:01,960 And good night. 161 00:10:14,554 --> 00:10:17,182 Good morning, Red. Happy Thanksgiving. 162 00:10:17,290 --> 00:10:18,348 Yeah. 163 00:10:19,893 --> 00:10:22,829 You're up awful early. 164 00:10:23,129 --> 00:10:25,154 Luckily I heard the phone ring... 165 00:10:25,265 --> 00:10:28,234 when your mother called at 5:00 this morning. 166 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:31,203 Yeah, that is lucky. 167 00:10:32,505 --> 00:10:33,802 Before I forget... 168 00:10:33,873 --> 00:10:36,103 Laurie told me what she wants for Christmas. 169 00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:38,167 A portable TV for her dorm room. 170 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:43,009 I'm working part-time, she wants a TV. Great. 171 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:46,144 Maybe Bob can get you a good deal on one from his store. 172 00:10:46,219 --> 00:10:48,653 I don't need any help from that damn Bob. 173 00:10:49,889 --> 00:10:52,153 You know what he did yesterday? 174 00:10:52,325 --> 00:10:54,816 - He offered me a job. - He did? 175 00:10:58,098 --> 00:11:01,363 We have to move away from such an evil man. 176 00:11:03,303 --> 00:11:05,669 You're a lot of fun in the morning. 177 00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:12,708 Hey, turkey boy. 178 00:11:16,616 --> 00:11:18,675 Wanna show me your giblets? 179 00:11:30,196 --> 00:11:32,027 So you made out with a college girl? 180 00:11:32,098 --> 00:11:33,224 Kind of. 181 00:11:33,299 --> 00:11:34,789 Start talking. 182 00:11:35,769 --> 00:11:38,499 Tell it like a story, like a sexy story. 183 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:41,900 Okay. 184 00:11:43,576 --> 00:11:47,034 She, like, jammed her entire tongue into my mouth. 185 00:11:48,548 --> 00:11:52,678 And you wouldn't think a girl had, like, that much tongue, you know? 186 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,353 That's great. 187 00:11:56,523 --> 00:11:57,683 Yeah. 188 00:11:58,359 --> 00:11:59,416 What? 189 00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:02,223 I don't know, I feel kind of guilty. 190 00:12:02,562 --> 00:12:04,189 Almost like dirty. 191 00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:07,432 Dirty is good. 192 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,899 I like feeling dirty. 193 00:12:12,972 --> 00:12:15,134 No, I mean, I feel bad. 194 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,543 Look, I think I gotta tell Donna. 195 00:12:20,814 --> 00:12:21,974 Really? 196 00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:25,577 On behalf of men everywhere. 197 00:12:30,623 --> 00:12:32,887 Yeah, man, I mean the right thing to do... 198 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:35,985 is juggle them both until it all blows up in your face. 199 00:12:37,463 --> 00:12:40,899 Look, you guys don't understand. I can't hide anything. 200 00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:44,168 The minute she looks at me she's gonna know. 201 00:12:45,004 --> 00:12:47,337 What are you guys talking about? 202 00:12:48,509 --> 00:12:50,169 I kissed a girl. 203 00:12:50,276 --> 00:12:52,767 Shocking! I am appalled! 204 00:12:57,584 --> 00:12:58,812 You what? 205 00:12:59,352 --> 00:13:01,820 You know that friend my sister brought home from college? 206 00:13:01,888 --> 00:13:03,753 - The slutty one. - Yeah. 207 00:13:06,492 --> 00:13:08,016 I kissed her. 208 00:13:08,094 --> 00:13:11,360 - Why are you telling me this? - I feel guilty... 209 00:13:12,198 --> 00:13:13,859 because it was like... 210 00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:15,957 really kissing. 211 00:13:16,636 --> 00:13:19,434 So what we do isn't really kissing? 212 00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:23,472 I thought you should know, considering that you and I have a thing. 213 00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:27,905 Right? 214 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,879 Obviously we don't have a thing... 215 00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:33,976 if you're running around kissing slutty girls, right? 216 00:13:34,954 --> 00:13:36,319 Okay, you're mad. 217 00:13:37,891 --> 00:13:39,826 Mad? No. 218 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,057 Why should I be mad? 219 00:13:42,128 --> 00:13:44,563 I mean, in fact, you can kiss whatever you want. 220 00:13:44,631 --> 00:13:46,531 Start with your own butt! 221 00:13:49,969 --> 00:13:53,632 Why are you here? Why are you always here? 222 00:13:54,641 --> 00:13:57,133 It's Thanksgiving. Don't you have families? 223 00:14:03,883 --> 00:14:05,714 Donna, you wanna talk? 224 00:14:05,919 --> 00:14:09,480 - I guess Donna didn't take it very well. - Take what well? 225 00:14:17,297 --> 00:14:19,265 Eric made out with Kate. 226 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,901 Anything else? Your son is a whore. 227 00:14:28,341 --> 00:14:29,434 Eric... 228 00:14:35,014 --> 00:14:37,039 Donna just came through here looking very upset. 229 00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:38,947 Would you have any idea what that's about? 230 00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:41,578 I have no idea. She seemed fine when we... 231 00:14:41,654 --> 00:14:44,452 - You already know, don't you? - Of course I know. 232 00:14:45,992 --> 00:14:47,983 Donna is such a sweet kid. 233 00:14:48,661 --> 00:14:50,823 How could you do this to her? 234 00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:52,822 I don't know. 235 00:14:52,899 --> 00:14:55,926 You know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me... 236 00:14:56,002 --> 00:14:58,437 like I have bad luck or something. 237 00:15:00,606 --> 00:15:03,769 Son, you don't have bad luck. 238 00:15:05,411 --> 00:15:09,745 The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumb-ass. 239 00:15:17,991 --> 00:15:19,322 Now fix it. 240 00:15:23,162 --> 00:15:24,720 Look, Donna... 241 00:15:25,331 --> 00:15:26,663 can we talk? 242 00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:28,633 - I'll leave you two... - No. 243 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,802 You should stay. We don't have secrets in our house. 244 00:15:32,872 --> 00:15:36,968 We don't sneak around on each other like a little horny rat kissing other girls. 245 00:15:39,946 --> 00:15:41,345 Look, Donna... 246 00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:45,142 please come to my house for Thanksgiving dessert. 247 00:15:45,218 --> 00:15:47,949 Everyone's gonna be there. You always come. 248 00:15:48,022 --> 00:15:50,819 Please don't let some stupid thing that I did wreck that. 249 00:15:50,890 --> 00:15:52,289 I can't depend on you... 250 00:15:52,358 --> 00:15:54,952 so why should you be able to depend on me? 251 00:15:58,097 --> 00:15:59,223 Look... 252 00:15:59,932 --> 00:16:01,991 Donna, please, okay? 253 00:16:03,236 --> 00:16:04,760 I'm really sorry. 254 00:16:05,271 --> 00:16:08,570 - And I feel really bad. - Good! 255 00:16:16,115 --> 00:16:18,516 - Poor thing. - Mom! 256 00:16:19,153 --> 00:16:21,882 You. Of course I meant you. 257 00:16:24,557 --> 00:16:27,583 As a food editor, I wanted to find out for myself... 258 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:30,561 just what makes the modern turkey so good. 259 00:16:31,531 --> 00:16:33,192 Amen. Let's eat. 260 00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:38,162 Now, is everything on the table? I still feel like I forgot something. 261 00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:46,367 My God, I forgot your mother. 262 00:16:46,447 --> 00:16:47,435 No! 263 00:16:48,314 --> 00:16:49,941 Hello, Mother Forman. 264 00:16:50,818 --> 00:16:52,614 No, I didn't forget you. 265 00:16:52,685 --> 00:16:55,382 I don't know, the kids left a half hour ago to pick you up. 266 00:16:55,456 --> 00:16:57,446 I can't imagine what's keeping them. 267 00:16:57,523 --> 00:16:59,252 Put that back. 268 00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:00,749 Hi. 269 00:17:00,828 --> 00:17:02,818 The Toyota is blocking the car, I need the keys. 270 00:17:02,895 --> 00:17:06,456 Could you hold on one teeny tiny second? For the love of God, move! 271 00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,434 Are you sure they're not there? Look out your window. 272 00:17:11,504 --> 00:17:13,335 Now do you have your glasses on? 273 00:17:17,877 --> 00:17:19,538 Where's your grandma? 274 00:17:19,612 --> 00:17:21,204 She's not coming. 275 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,477 She said she's going to Cousin Joel's for Thanksgiving. 276 00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:26,541 That's not so bad. 277 00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:32,523 Actually, she said it was a shame she couldn't spend... 278 00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:35,026 what might be her last Thanksgiving with her family. 279 00:17:35,094 --> 00:17:37,756 But she does hope we all enjoy ourselves. 280 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:40,628 You know what? That's just fine. 281 00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:45,530 I don't need to kiss some old lady's A-S-S on my holiday. 282 00:17:48,574 --> 00:17:50,439 You heard what I spelled. 283 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:55,442 Forget it. 284 00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:34,108 So... 285 00:18:34,754 --> 00:18:37,882 you give an employees' discount down there at your store? 286 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,649 Twenty percent. 287 00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:45,426 Does that cover, anything like, say... 288 00:18:46,466 --> 00:18:47,989 portable TVs? 289 00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:51,594 Heck, yeah. 290 00:18:53,272 --> 00:18:55,934 Congratulations, Bob, you just hired me. 291 00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:01,245 Good. I'm glad to hear it, Red. 292 00:19:02,648 --> 00:19:06,084 You know, you'll have to call me Mr. Pinciotti at work. 293 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,449 I got you good that time. 294 00:19:14,961 --> 00:19:17,191 Donna, I am so glad you came. 295 00:19:17,263 --> 00:19:19,561 I only came because my mom made me, okay? 296 00:19:19,632 --> 00:19:23,068 Donna, all right, good to see you. I got you some pie. 297 00:19:23,236 --> 00:19:25,262 I don't want any stupid pie. 298 00:19:25,872 --> 00:19:27,805 What? I didn't kiss her. 299 00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:36,172 Hey, there, Bob. You wanna piece of pie? 300 00:19:39,318 --> 00:19:40,445 Yeah. 301 00:19:52,532 --> 00:19:53,556 Hey, Donna. 302 00:19:53,633 --> 00:19:55,192 - Don't get all tough with me! - Yeah? 303 00:19:55,268 --> 00:19:56,326 Yeah! Okay. 304 00:19:59,205 --> 00:20:03,642 - No. Look, we need to talk. - I'll start. Get out! 305 00:20:05,111 --> 00:20:07,807 What do you want me to say? I already apologized. 306 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:11,748 You just want to forget about us because I kissed some girl? 307 00:20:11,818 --> 00:20:13,183 Why'd you do it? 308 00:20:13,953 --> 00:20:17,218 I have it on pretty good authority that I'm a dumb-ass. 309 00:20:19,559 --> 00:20:21,082 So you liked it? 310 00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:24,726 Yeah, I liked it. 311 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,190 "No" would have been a better answer. 312 00:20:30,169 --> 00:20:31,398 Donna... 313 00:20:32,138 --> 00:20:33,332 look... 314 00:20:34,207 --> 00:20:36,071 that kiss was great... 315 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,634 and if I could take it back, I would. 316 00:20:39,712 --> 00:20:42,977 Because it's not worth ruining what you and I have. 317 00:20:43,182 --> 00:20:45,117 Eric, you are a dumb-ass. 318 00:20:46,919 --> 00:20:48,352 So is that like... 319 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,150 "I forgive you, dumb ass..." 320 00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:54,789 or "Get out of my house, you dumb ass"? 321 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,226 Mostly the first one. 322 00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:15,235 Wow. 323 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:19,407 Tongue. Yeah. 324 00:21:22,621 --> 00:21:24,782 Okay, let's go to dessert. 325 00:21:24,957 --> 00:21:26,857 Just one second? 326 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:29,420 Donna? 327 00:21:29,796 --> 00:21:31,524 Just one minute. 328 00:21:32,765 --> 00:21:34,357 Silk sheets. 329 00:21:34,434 --> 00:21:36,230 Joe Namath's butt. 330 00:21:36,936 --> 00:21:38,164 Strawberries. 331 00:21:39,004 --> 00:21:40,631 Slow dancing. 332 00:21:42,508 --> 00:21:45,409 The washing machine with an unbalanced load. 333 00:21:49,415 --> 00:21:51,076 I'm good. 334 00:21:58,624 --> 00:22:01,889 You haven't told anybody else about last night, have you? 335 00:22:01,961 --> 00:22:04,191 I mean, it's kind of embarrassing. 336 00:22:04,263 --> 00:22:06,663 I mean for me. Not you. 337 00:22:08,968 --> 00:22:11,436 No, Kate, that's our little secret. 338 00:22:12,805 --> 00:22:14,966 So, Kate, you and Eric? 339 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,565 Like The Graduate, older woman, younger man. 340 00:22:17,643 --> 00:22:19,771 You know, if breaking up couples is your thing... 341 00:22:19,846 --> 00:22:21,608 you can do your thing with me 'cause... 342 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,113 Michael! 343 00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:25,076 Hello, Kate. 344 00:22:26,051 --> 00:22:28,145 May I see your giant tongue? 345 00:22:28,711 --> 00:22:39,138 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.