1 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,801 Man, the Grinch has a big butt. 2 00:00:15,158 --> 00:00:19,230 Yes. Nothing says Christmas like a big, green Grinch ass. 3 00:00:20,796 --> 00:00:22,883 Hold the ladder for me. 4 00:00:22,779 --> 00:00:24,868 So, Eric, what are you doing Christmas Eve? 5 00:00:24,868 --> 00:00:27,686 My parents are having the same, lame Christmas party... 6 00:00:27,582 --> 00:00:29,669 they have every year. All the adults: 7 00:00:29,669 --> 00:00:31,862 "Neighbor, is that mistletoe?" 8 00:00:34,472 --> 00:00:37,186 All right, how does that look? 9 00:00:38,857 --> 00:00:41,049 - It's great. - Looks fabulous. 10 00:00:41,049 --> 00:00:42,928 Guys, the ornaments are up here. 11 00:00:43,345 --> 00:00:45,538 - Yeah. - Looks great. 12 00:00:46,791 --> 00:00:50,862 I just love Christmas. It's all about good tidings and cheer. 13 00:00:51,281 --> 00:00:53,159 And shopping. 14 00:00:53,681 --> 00:00:57,336 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what Jesus was going for. 15 00:00:58,588 --> 00:00:59,841 I give, too. 16 00:00:59,841 --> 00:01:02,241 Every year, my friends and I deliver gift baskets... 17 00:01:02,241 --> 00:01:03,391 to the unfortunate. 18 00:01:03,391 --> 00:01:05,896 I think you mean less fortunate. 19 00:01:06,313 --> 00:01:08,192 Okay, whatever. Bums. 20 00:01:10,594 --> 00:01:14,247 What are you guys doing watching cartoons? 21 00:01:14,143 --> 00:01:16,336 Holiday Inn is on. 22 00:01:20,094 --> 00:01:23,643 Where the treetops glisten 23 00:01:24,374 --> 00:01:26,880 La, la, la, listen 24 00:01:27,715 --> 00:01:30,325 Eric, come on, help me get the decorations. 25 00:01:30,325 --> 00:01:31,891 Sure, Mom. 26 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:34,501 You know what my favorite Christmas gift of all time is? 27 00:01:34,501 --> 00:01:37,946 Lite Brite. It's fun making things with Lite Brite. 28 00:01:41,078 --> 00:01:42,331 It is. 29 00:01:43,897 --> 00:01:46,194 Man, my favorite gift is cash. 30 00:01:46,611 --> 00:01:49,952 That way you can buy whatever you want. Know what I mean, Donna? 31 00:01:51,205 --> 00:01:55,902 Like, let's just say somebody gave you $6 and some change, right? 32 00:01:56,007 --> 00:01:59,243 You know, to buy a present. What would you get? 33 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,957 Hyde, it doesn't matter how much a gift costs... 34 00:02:01,957 --> 00:02:04,255 as long as it's personal and sentimental. 35 00:02:04,255 --> 00:02:06,864 You know what's both personal and sentimental? 36 00:02:06,864 --> 00:02:08,222 Diamonds. 37 00:02:14,173 --> 00:02:16,887 We were going through a box of Christmas decorations... 38 00:02:16,783 --> 00:02:19,288 and we found the Christmas rat. 39 00:02:21,689 --> 00:02:23,986 Hanging out 40 00:02:25,656 --> 00:02:27,849 Down the street 41 00:02:29,206 --> 00:02:31,607 The same old thing 42 00:02:32,964 --> 00:02:35,261 We did last week 43 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,228 Not a thing to do 44 00:02:40,272 --> 00:02:43,196 But talk to you 45 00:02:43,508 --> 00:02:45,492 Whoa, yeah 46 00:02:47,997 --> 00:02:50,294 Hello, Wisconsin! 47 00:02:57,812 --> 00:03:02,301 So Laurie, seeing anyone special at college? 48 00:03:02,719 --> 00:03:04,598 I like to date around. 49 00:03:04,598 --> 00:03:06,059 Slut! 50 00:03:09,609 --> 00:03:11,070 Bless you. 51 00:03:11,070 --> 00:03:12,219 Thanks, Mom. 52 00:03:12,115 --> 00:03:14,411 Dad, instead of being at your party this year... 53 00:03:14,307 --> 00:03:16,708 I was thinking of throwing a party in the basement. 54 00:03:16,708 --> 00:03:18,483 I mean, I think I'm old enough. 55 00:03:20,362 --> 00:03:21,511 Fine. 56 00:03:21,511 --> 00:03:22,972 Fine? 57 00:03:23,598 --> 00:03:27,356 Every year he just mopes around here like it's the end of the world, anyway. 58 00:03:27,356 --> 00:03:29,236 All right! Thanks, Dad. 59 00:03:29,236 --> 00:03:31,428 So now who's going to sing the high parts on... 60 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:33,411 The Little Drummer Boy? 61 00:03:34,456 --> 00:03:38,006 Traditionally it's the man who can't grow facial hair. 62 00:03:39,049 --> 00:03:43,434 Dad, one more thing about the party. I need some money. 63 00:03:45,313 --> 00:03:46,983 All right, Eric. 64 00:03:47,088 --> 00:03:51,995 I want you to pick out this year's tree. And, whatever you don't spend... 65 00:03:52,308 --> 00:03:54,500 you can use for your party. 66 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:57,737 You know how much I hate haggling with those tree... 67 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:01,390 Haggling is part of being an adult. Here's $40. 68 00:04:02,017 --> 00:04:04,418 - I want $50. - Knock it off! 69 00:04:07,341 --> 00:04:09,116 Pick out a good one. 70 00:04:10,473 --> 00:04:12,770 Okay, fine. Throw your party. 71 00:04:12,770 --> 00:04:15,485 But can I at least make you some punch and cookies? 72 00:04:15,485 --> 00:04:17,572 - Mom, no. - Just punch? 73 00:04:17,468 --> 00:04:18,930 No, Mom. 74 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:22,271 You can't have a Christmas party without punch. 75 00:04:22,271 --> 00:04:23,941 That's just insanity! 76 00:04:25,193 --> 00:04:26,760 Merry Christmas. 77 00:04:28,326 --> 00:04:31,667 You know, Bob, I just want to thank you again for the job, you know? 78 00:04:31,561 --> 00:04:34,589 I always need extra help during the holidays. 79 00:04:34,798 --> 00:04:37,930 I feel like you're my second-in-command around here. 80 00:04:37,930 --> 00:04:39,809 So listen... 81 00:04:40,853 --> 00:04:43,672 how about you close up for me on Christmas Eve? 82 00:04:43,672 --> 00:04:44,925 Why would we be open? 83 00:04:44,925 --> 00:04:47,013 It's a big night, Red. 84 00:04:46,908 --> 00:04:51,293 See, picture a guy driving home from work on Christmas Eve. 85 00:04:51,293 --> 00:04:52,859 Fa la la la la 86 00:04:52,754 --> 00:04:55,574 Bob, nobody works on Christmas Eve. 87 00:04:56,199 --> 00:05:00,063 All of a sudden, he realizes he forgot to buy a gift! 88 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:04,551 Then he passes by the store here, sees we're the only place open. 89 00:05:04,343 --> 00:05:06,118 So what does he do? 90 00:05:06,118 --> 00:05:08,728 He comes in here and buys a fridge. 91 00:05:11,025 --> 00:05:13,112 So this guy's insane? 92 00:05:14,678 --> 00:05:16,662 Not my place to judge. 93 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,376 - So what do you say? - Fine. 94 00:05:19,271 --> 00:05:21,881 I knew I could count on you, Red. 95 00:05:21,777 --> 00:05:24,805 Of course, you'll have to wear the Santa Claus suit. 96 00:05:26,684 --> 00:05:28,667 You got me there, Bob. 97 00:05:29,398 --> 00:05:31,277 No, I'm serious, Red. 98 00:05:31,591 --> 00:05:33,679 No. You got me there, Bob. 99 00:05:38,481 --> 00:05:40,360 Forman, man, would you relax? 100 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,508 This is a good plan. 101 00:05:41,613 --> 00:05:44,641 We cut down the tree, keep the $40 for beer. 102 00:05:45,267 --> 00:05:46,311 Car. 103 00:05:46,728 --> 00:05:48,294 Where? 104 00:05:49,025 --> 00:05:51,322 Kelso, "car" means get down. 105 00:05:55,603 --> 00:05:58,108 Okay, I'm done. 106 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,718 No, I disagree, Kelso. See, if you were done... 107 00:06:00,718 --> 00:06:03,328 the tree would probably be more horizontal. 108 00:06:03,224 --> 00:06:05,103 No, I mean I'm done. 109 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,669 Car! 110 00:06:11,262 --> 00:06:13,349 All right, cut it yourself. 111 00:06:13,455 --> 00:06:14,916 Fine, Kelso. 112 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,630 Do you believe him? 113 00:06:19,718 --> 00:06:22,120 Hyde, did you have to write your name in the snow... 114 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,999 so close to the tree? 115 00:06:24,207 --> 00:06:25,461 Sorry. 116 00:06:28,383 --> 00:06:30,889 Now we got $40 for beer. 117 00:06:34,752 --> 00:06:38,719 You know what else we should do? Not get any presents. 118 00:06:41,747 --> 00:06:45,713 No presents. That way, we got more money for beer. 119 00:06:46,966 --> 00:06:48,114 Shut up! 120 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:54,065 Eric. This is the most beautiful tree I think we have ever had. 121 00:06:54,378 --> 00:06:56,884 And it's just... It's so fresh. 122 00:07:04,505 --> 00:07:06,175 Mrs. Pinciotti? 123 00:07:06,698 --> 00:07:09,412 Look, I was thinking about getting a present for... 124 00:07:09,308 --> 00:07:11,813 this girl. And... 125 00:07:12,126 --> 00:07:13,901 you know, she's about Donna's age... 126 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:16,302 so I was kinda wondering what Donna likes. 127 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:19,643 Perfume. Donna wears White Shoulders. 128 00:07:19,747 --> 00:07:23,296 It's not just for shoulders, you can wear it anywhere. 129 00:07:24,446 --> 00:07:28,830 - Really? - Sure. Like your neck, or the mall. 130 00:07:32,171 --> 00:07:33,319 Wow! 131 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,825 All right. How much does a bottle of that run? 132 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,330 About $12. 133 00:07:39,374 --> 00:07:43,132 What about a bottle of crappy perfume? What does that run? 134 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:46,787 Gosh, I don't know. I'll call Bob's mom. 135 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:53,990 You did not get this from a lot. You stole it. 136 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:55,764 I haggled. 137 00:07:56,391 --> 00:07:58,479 With who? Smokey the Bear? 138 00:07:59,732 --> 00:08:01,298 You stole it. 139 00:08:01,507 --> 00:08:04,535 I mean, you're one to talk. You're flunking out of college. 140 00:08:04,535 --> 00:08:05,787 - How'd you know? - I didn't. 141 00:08:05,787 --> 00:08:07,039 Shut up! 142 00:08:07,039 --> 00:08:08,188 - Shut up. - You shut up! 143 00:08:08,293 --> 00:08:10,067 You shut up! 144 00:08:12,155 --> 00:08:13,617 - Okay. - Okay. 145 00:08:18,315 --> 00:08:20,611 Okay, now be careful with this one. 146 00:08:20,611 --> 00:08:23,848 - It's very, very old. - It looks terrible. 147 00:08:23,848 --> 00:08:26,980 Laurie, hang that one around on the back side. 148 00:08:26,980 --> 00:08:28,546 Okay, Grandma. 149 00:08:28,546 --> 00:08:32,200 You know, Kitty, you've got two red ones together. 150 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,497 So I do. Thank you, Bernice. 151 00:08:36,376 --> 00:08:38,777 Eric, help me hang these stupid ornaments. 152 00:08:38,672 --> 00:08:41,073 I can't. I'm planning a party. 153 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:42,639 I don't get it. 154 00:08:42,639 --> 00:08:45,145 How come the little drummer boy gets to have a party? 155 00:08:45,145 --> 00:08:47,755 Because I asked, you stupid sister. 156 00:08:49,008 --> 00:08:50,261 That's not clever. 157 00:08:50,365 --> 00:08:54,332 I don't have time to be clever. I'm planning a party, Miss... 158 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,524 Dumb girl. 159 00:08:58,717 --> 00:09:00,179 I'll get it. 160 00:09:03,728 --> 00:09:05,189 Hi, is Michael here? 161 00:09:05,189 --> 00:09:08,321 There's no Michael here. You have the wrong address. 162 00:09:11,035 --> 00:09:13,750 Michael, I want you to drive me and my friends around... 163 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:15,003 on Christmas Eve. 164 00:09:15,107 --> 00:09:16,361 Why? 165 00:09:16,569 --> 00:09:20,223 To distribute gift baskets to the less fortunate bums. 166 00:09:20,745 --> 00:09:23,772 Okay, but we better be back in time for the party. 167 00:09:25,547 --> 00:09:28,783 Yes. Perhaps you lovely ladies would like to join us? 168 00:09:29,723 --> 00:09:30,976 I don't think so. 169 00:09:31,081 --> 00:09:34,421 We are supposed to be helping the less fortunate. 170 00:09:36,613 --> 00:09:37,762 Okay. 171 00:09:39,119 --> 00:09:40,893 Jackie, come here. 172 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,147 Why? 173 00:09:42,772 --> 00:09:44,339 Just come here. 174 00:09:45,382 --> 00:09:48,933 Hyde, if you want to make out with me, the answer's probably no. 175 00:09:49,977 --> 00:09:52,691 Yeah, okay. Look, Jackie... 176 00:09:52,691 --> 00:09:54,153 I know this girl, right? 177 00:09:54,257 --> 00:09:57,702 - And I want to get her a Christmas present. - My God, it's Donna! 178 00:09:59,581 --> 00:10:01,251 It's not Donna. 179 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:03,339 Okay, it's not Donna. 180 00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:06,680 So how much do you have to spend? 181 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:10,229 - $6. - You don't deserve a girl like Donna for $6. 182 00:10:10,856 --> 00:10:14,823 - I'm not trying to get Donna. - Good, 'cause you won't, for $6. 183 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,956 You know what? Thanks a lot, never mind, bye-bye. 184 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:22,861 We will see you tomorrow, babes. 185 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:27,351 - May I ask you a question? - Sure. 186 00:10:27,246 --> 00:10:29,439 What the hell are you doing? 187 00:10:29,961 --> 00:10:31,109 What? 188 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,719 Buying Donna a gift. You know Eric likes her. 189 00:10:33,511 --> 00:10:36,121 I know, man, but, you know, they're not officially... 190 00:10:36,121 --> 00:10:40,087 Still, in my country, I would string you from the tallest tree. 191 00:10:41,653 --> 00:10:43,428 We're not in your country, Fez. 192 00:10:43,428 --> 00:10:45,829 Right. So good luck with Donna. 193 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:55,538 Remember, every day is Christmas at Bargain Bob's! 194 00:10:56,791 --> 00:10:58,357 We're back from the store. 195 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,967 Kitty, I made a few changes on your grocery list. 196 00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:03,055 I don't like your taste in dip. 197 00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:07,858 No, Laurie. No, that punch is for Eric's party. 198 00:11:07,962 --> 00:11:10,363 Here, why don't you take this tonic out to the bar? 199 00:11:10,363 --> 00:11:12,765 Make sure we have enough rum and vodka. 200 00:11:13,286 --> 00:11:17,880 All that rum and vodka. Kitty, you have a problem. 201 00:11:19,028 --> 00:11:22,160 - It's for the party, Bernice. - That's convenient. 202 00:11:22,055 --> 00:11:23,621 All I know is that... 203 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,858 my Red didn't start to drink until he met you. 204 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,782 And I didn't start to drink until I met you. 205 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,941 Merry Christmas. 206 00:11:35,941 --> 00:11:39,803 Okay, Bernice, here, help me get more of the party supplies. 207 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:45,858 Merry Christmas. 208 00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:49,513 Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum. 209 00:11:52,644 --> 00:11:55,568 This should probably go here. 210 00:11:57,029 --> 00:11:58,490 Mistletoe? 211 00:11:58,699 --> 00:12:01,414 Yeah, it's really more for decoration. 212 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:06,634 - Is that a fact, neighbor? - No. 213 00:12:11,019 --> 00:12:13,106 Here, Eric, where do we put the beer? 214 00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:14,881 Put it in the ice chest. 215 00:12:15,090 --> 00:12:19,265 Okay, now, here you go. Punch and cookies, just like I promised. 216 00:12:19,057 --> 00:12:22,606 - No, Mom! Mom! - Eric, Mom made it for you. 217 00:12:22,606 --> 00:12:25,008 The least you could do is drink a lot of it. 218 00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:27,305 You know, you two... 219 00:12:27,409 --> 00:12:30,436 you are just the best Christmas present a mother could have. 220 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:37,974 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 221 00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:48,706 Hello, Laurie. 222 00:12:50,794 --> 00:12:52,047 Kelso. 223 00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:53,926 So... 224 00:12:58,729 --> 00:12:59,877 Cool. 225 00:13:03,009 --> 00:13:04,784 Merry Christmas. 226 00:13:06,663 --> 00:13:07,915 Punch. 227 00:13:07,915 --> 00:13:10,943 - Yeah. Can I pour you some? - No, thank you. 228 00:13:11,674 --> 00:13:13,135 But if you would like... 229 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,476 you can bend over and put my gifts under the tree. 230 00:13:20,339 --> 00:13:24,097 Gifts? No, I thought we said no gifts. 231 00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:26,185 No, Kelso, you said no gifts. 232 00:13:26,707 --> 00:13:28,795 What's Christmas without gifts? 233 00:13:28,795 --> 00:13:30,674 Yeah, man. Where's your heart? 234 00:13:30,987 --> 00:13:33,701 Nobody tells me anything around here! 235 00:13:33,911 --> 00:13:36,625 Now I gotta go get something for Jackie. She'll kill me! 236 00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:39,026 Cheer up. Have some punch. 237 00:13:39,757 --> 00:13:43,307 I don't want any punch. I gotta get a gift for Jackie. 238 00:13:44,873 --> 00:13:47,065 Who I'm breaking up with. 239 00:14:03,038 --> 00:14:04,186 Hi, Mr. Forman. 240 00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:07,004 Kelso, what are you doing here? It's Christmas Eve. 241 00:14:06,796 --> 00:14:09,614 I know, I'm looking for a Christmas gift. 242 00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:13,686 You know, you're the only place in this whole town that's open. 243 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,252 Yeah, I know. 244 00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:19,220 What can I get for $17? 245 00:14:20,055 --> 00:14:24,440 We've got some really nice heavy-duty extension cords. 246 00:14:26,423 --> 00:14:27,466 No. 247 00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:30,807 How much is that refrigerator? 248 00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:36,862 Hello, ladies. So glad you could make it. 249 00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:40,203 May I get you something to drink? We have beer, you know. 250 00:14:40,726 --> 00:14:44,275 - What else do you have? - We have punch, but we also have beer. 251 00:14:45,214 --> 00:14:46,781 Punch is fine. 252 00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:51,269 Punch it is. Okay. 253 00:14:52,836 --> 00:14:56,385 Would you like to chase down that punch with a nice beer? 254 00:15:00,248 --> 00:15:02,754 I am kicking your ass! 255 00:15:06,303 --> 00:15:08,182 Good game, Mr. Forman. 256 00:15:08,286 --> 00:15:11,315 You're leaving? Come on, we'll play another game. 257 00:15:11,105 --> 00:15:15,803 - No, Jackie's waiting for me. I really... - One more game, come on. 258 00:15:27,182 --> 00:15:30,106 You know who you remind me of? Freddy Prinze. 259 00:15:30,315 --> 00:15:32,298 No, Ricardo Mottleblonde. 260 00:15:33,864 --> 00:15:35,743 You said, "mottleblonde." 261 00:15:35,743 --> 00:15:36,892 No, I didn't. 262 00:15:36,787 --> 00:15:38,144 Okay, shut up. 263 00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:39,606 Okay, Fez... 264 00:15:39,502 --> 00:15:43,782 I want you to say something, like, really slow. 265 00:15:46,183 --> 00:15:47,957 Hello, my darlings. 266 00:15:50,046 --> 00:15:52,238 And when I say hello, you know what I mean. 267 00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:56,205 He was my friend first. 268 00:15:58,084 --> 00:16:00,904 Man, what's going on with the pep squad? 269 00:16:01,008 --> 00:16:03,722 Yeah, they seem extra stupid tonight. 270 00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:07,794 Jackie, this is for you. 271 00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:10,090 Michael, what is it? 272 00:16:11,135 --> 00:16:13,118 It's hot rollers! 273 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,728 And with steam! 274 00:16:20,843 --> 00:16:24,706 Mele kalikimaka is the thing to say 275 00:16:24,497 --> 00:16:28,360 On a bright Hawaiian Christmas day 276 00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:32,014 Hiya, Red. How'd it go tonight? 277 00:16:32,014 --> 00:16:34,937 I sold a set of hot rollers, Bob. 278 00:16:35,668 --> 00:16:38,278 And a pong game. 279 00:16:40,575 --> 00:16:42,349 I'll get it. 280 00:16:45,063 --> 00:16:47,987 - May I help you? - Ma'am, do you own... 281 00:16:47,987 --> 00:16:52,372 the 1969 tan Oldsmobile station wagon in the driveway? 282 00:16:52,268 --> 00:16:53,728 No, I don't. 283 00:16:56,025 --> 00:16:57,904 Do you know who does? 284 00:16:58,323 --> 00:16:59,679 Yes, I do. 285 00:17:02,393 --> 00:17:03,855 Could you get them, please? 286 00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:05,944 Sure. Red! 287 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:12,834 Sir, we believe your vehicle was involved in the unlawful removal of state property. 288 00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:16,069 - What? - We're gonna have to confiscate that tree. 289 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:22,543 The tree? No, I mean, it's all done. I mean, look at it. 290 00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:24,735 No! 291 00:17:35,906 --> 00:17:40,082 I got you something. It's no big deal. But, you know, Christmas. 292 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,362 Suddenly Hyde's getting bashful? 293 00:17:47,807 --> 00:17:49,268 Oh, wow! 294 00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:52,401 This is great. 295 00:17:52,401 --> 00:17:55,533 - What is it? - It's a picture of me and Hyde. 296 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,247 Yeah, it's me and you in fifth grade. 297 00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:01,692 I've had it in my drawer forever, so I just framed it. 298 00:18:03,258 --> 00:18:05,033 That is so sweet. 299 00:18:05,659 --> 00:18:07,643 Yeah, that is so sweet. 300 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,325 Look, why don't you open my present? 301 00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:22,780 White Shoulders. 302 00:18:23,198 --> 00:18:25,391 I love this stuff. Thank you. 303 00:18:25,391 --> 00:18:26,956 You're welcome. 304 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:29,984 My God... 305 00:18:30,088 --> 00:18:32,802 you can see my training bra through my shirt. 306 00:18:33,638 --> 00:18:36,248 Yeah, I remember that training bra. 307 00:18:38,336 --> 00:18:40,736 I wish I'd... 308 00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:44,600 - gotten you something like... - Man. Dude, it's nothing. 309 00:18:45,852 --> 00:18:48,984 - It's not nothing. - This is so thoughtful. 310 00:18:48,776 --> 00:18:52,012 It's the sweetest thing anyone's ever given me. 311 00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:58,589 Next to the perfume. 312 00:19:00,677 --> 00:19:04,435 Right. I wrapped it myself. I know how you like things... 313 00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,419 wrapped. 314 00:19:09,029 --> 00:19:10,386 Eric... 315 00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:12,787 before you explain the beer... 316 00:19:13,204 --> 00:19:16,963 maybe you can tell me why there are two state troopers in the living room... 317 00:19:16,859 --> 00:19:19,260 confiscating our Christmas tree? 318 00:19:20,513 --> 00:19:21,870 That... 319 00:19:21,975 --> 00:19:24,376 funny story, and a true story. You're gonna laugh... 320 00:19:24,376 --> 00:19:25,420 Get to the point! 321 00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:27,925 We cut the tree off the side of the interstate. 322 00:19:28,656 --> 00:19:31,161 That's just great, Eric. 323 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:35,964 Now the party's over, you're grounded, and I want what's left of my $40. 324 00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:37,947 Kelso, give it to him. 325 00:19:37,947 --> 00:19:39,200 Oh, no! 326 00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:44,942 Yeah, I sort of spent it on Jackie's gift. 327 00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:48,700 Michael, my hot rollers! 328 00:19:50,997 --> 00:19:53,607 You got in trouble for me, Michael? 329 00:19:54,129 --> 00:19:57,365 I love you, Michael! 330 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,497 God bless us, everyone! 331 00:20:05,299 --> 00:20:07,283 And Hyde loves Donna. 332 00:20:09,998 --> 00:20:11,772 She's crazy, man! 333 00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:14,278 Eric, what the hell is going on here? 334 00:20:14,174 --> 00:20:18,662 - Have these girls been drinking? - No. Look, Dad, I swear. Just Mom's punch. 335 00:20:23,882 --> 00:20:25,553 Lousy with hooch! 336 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:30,668 You see? You see, Red? She's drunk, man. That's drunk talk. 337 00:20:31,399 --> 00:20:32,756 False. 338 00:20:33,278 --> 00:20:37,141 Come on, Jackie. I'll take you and the "sob sisters" home. 339 00:20:38,394 --> 00:20:41,004 Eric, the rest of that beer goes in my refrigerator. 340 00:20:40,795 --> 00:20:43,613 Donna, your father's upstairs. I suggest you join him. 341 00:20:43,613 --> 00:20:46,954 Steven, you help Eric clean up. And Kelso... 342 00:20:47,477 --> 00:20:48,729 go home! 343 00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:54,471 Eric, do something. Your father's taking my women! 344 00:20:59,169 --> 00:21:00,630 Thanks for the gifts, guys. 345 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,807 Merry Christmas. 346 00:21:20,884 --> 00:21:22,659 So what'd you get? 347 00:21:23,076 --> 00:21:25,373 ID Bracelet. Cool. 348 00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:28,818 - Is your name on it? - Yeah. What'd you get? 349 00:21:38,945 --> 00:21:40,720 - Tube socks. - Good! 350 00:21:43,538 --> 00:21:46,670 I mean, tube socks are good. 351 00:21:57,528 --> 00:22:00,555 Thanks for working tonight. Sorry it was a slow night. 352 00:22:00,555 --> 00:22:03,165 - No problem. - Merry Christmas, Red. 353 00:22:03,165 --> 00:22:05,044 Merry Christmas, Bob. 354 00:22:06,297 --> 00:22:07,759 Now give me a hug. 355 00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:09,847 No, Bob. Really, I'm fine. 356 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:15,485 - It's the '70s. Men can hug. - No, Bob, they can't. 357 00:22:16,945 --> 00:22:18,616 Come on, it's Christmas. 358 00:22:24,358 --> 00:22:26,028 Look, mistletoe.