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And I'm betting that Alpine Valley is gonna give the Kid many make out opportunities with Donna this weekend. The Kid is in

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What's with the whole 'Kid' thing?

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It's cool… It's not cool?

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Not cool, dorky.

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Guess who made out with Pam Macy behind the gym?

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Everyone.

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No, me!

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Kelso, a lot of people hang out behind the gym.

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Yeah, that's what's so great about it. Everybody saw it!

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Oh, that's great man! Yeah, because then everybody can tell Jackie you moron!

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Yeah, and then she's gonna dump you and we won't be able to go up to her ski cabin!

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She's never gonna find out.

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You are a dog Michael, a dirty dirty dog!

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What did I do?

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You kissed Pam Macy!

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I trusted you Michael, and now all my friends are laughing at me.

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I can't even show my face in the third floor bathroom anymore! And that's the cool bathroom!

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But, I…

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No Michael. We're through.

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Okay, if that's the way you want it, we're through. And Monday, when we get back from that ski trip, it's over!

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No Michael, no, no, no, no, no.

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You won't be skiing this weekend.

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Oh, that's just great Jackie. Cancel the ski trip and disappoint all our friends!

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Oh no no no. We are still going.

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Well, they're surely not going without me. Right guys?

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Oh, and did I mention my parents are not coming? So it'll be just us…

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So we'll see you Monday!

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English subtitles by Tim www.that70s.prv.pl, www.friendsite.prv.pl

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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So, Eric's going away for the weekend.

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All the house to ourselves.

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You know what that means?

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Dinner in front of the T.V.

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No.

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You dog!

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Now, Eric, you're gonna be driving in snow,

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so I'll put together an emergency roadside kit for you. In case you went into trouble.

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Okay, that'd be great.

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Preparation makes all the difference Eric. Take kitty litter.

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I can't tell you how many times kitty litter got me out of a tight spot…

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Oh god Eric.

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Oh, it's a road flare.

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A road flare can save your life.

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I said a road flare can save your life!

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What... oh Check. Right, road flare! Right.

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Okay now good. How was school today?

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Oh, okay. You know my P E teacher Coach Wilson? Well, he had this crusty stuff on the corner of his lip.

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So Kelso says to him, Kelso says 'Hey Coach, check out that crusty stuff…

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Dad, dad, dad are you even listening?

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Of course I'm listening. And you know what I'm hearing? You need to buckle down.

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I've told you over and over again that school is so important. What you do now determines…

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Oh Red, that is so good! Oh, uh, right there, uh, oh,

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that hasn't been touched in years!

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Hey Donna man, I brought my double sleeping bag, you know?

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Great! Can Eric and I borrow it?

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Oh Hyde, watching you fail over and over…

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it is like Charlie Brown and the football!

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Yeah man, I just don't get it.

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No, because Eric already has it!

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Oh. Hey Kelso, um, look,

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I just wanna make sure we're cool 'cause this weekend is like really important for me and Donna…

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so thanks for understanding.

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Yeah, I understand. I understand that we're not friends anymore.

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Okay, look man, you brought this on yourself.

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I know I did, but that's no reason for me to suffer!

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No that is a great reason for you to suffer! What…? I'm going!

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Fine, go! See if I care! Oh, come on man! We're…

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Well, here's your emergency roadside kit.

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Kitty litter? Oh, kitty litter, right!

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Um honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag.

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Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?

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Donna's Italian?…

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Okay, stay warm!

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Okay, I see what's going on! You're not really going skiing!

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This is all just a gag! You're just trying to get me all worked up so you can go

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'Oh just kidding buddy!' Yeah, you got me.

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That's a nice burn!

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It sure is… bye-bye.

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Oh, he's not going! He'll be back!

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Yup, any second now… he's probably just going around the block.

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I gotta hand it to him. He got me there! That's a major burn! Yup…

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There he is!

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I knew it! Uh, no, that's not him.

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I have never seen snow before! It is so beautiful!

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Do you know what the best part of this whole trip is? That Michael is not here!

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He'd just be sitting here, telling me how cute I look in my fur-trimmed coat.

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I know I look cute, I don't need him here for that.

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Forman man, what's all this crap that Red gave you?

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I don't know, he's obsessed with kitty litter. I think he might be going insane.

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Far out!

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What the hell was that?
I don't know, I guess we hit some ice.

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Oh great! We're stuck.

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Look, I made my first snow ball!

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I love snow so much my fingers are numb with joy!

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That's frostbite Fez.

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How rude!

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I hate your white men's winter!

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Get in the car Fez, get in the car.

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Eric, do something!

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Yeah man, stop goofing around!

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Wow, it's freezing!

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This is awful! We're all going to die! And I love Michael!

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Shut up!

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Okay, think Eric, think! Why Kitty litter?

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Use the gum Eric.

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Dad, what are you doing here?

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I'm not here, you're imagining me. Now's who's insane mister smart mouth?

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I guess I am.

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Use the gum to stick the candle in the can. The candle heats the can which melts the snow behind the tire.

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Then pour on the Kitty litter for traction. Now you think you can handle that?

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Yes sir.

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Good, because you don't want me back out here.

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I may be a figment of your imagination, but I'm still freezing my ass off.

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Michael, what are you doing down here?

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You know what? I think Eric actually went.

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What a jerk!

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Well, why don't you just go to Jackie's cabin and talk to him?

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I can't. I don't have a car, and besides,

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Jackie hates me forever because I kissed Pam Macy.

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You know, when Mr. Forman and I were dating.,

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I saw him kissing a girl in a movie theatre once and I forgave him.

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You forgave him for kissing another girl?

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Yes sir. I mean it wasn't, it wasn't so much kissing as it was a

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groping, sloppy, pawing, nibbling nightmare.

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But, but you forgave him!

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Yeah, I forgave the bastard!

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Cool!

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Okay! Candles check.. check.

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Fancy nut mix check.

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And how's my pretty lady!

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Oh, you are so full of crap!

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Well, hello there!

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Hey, thanks for stopping.

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Are you going all the way to Alpine Valley?

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Oh, I'm going… wherever you're going!

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Wow, that's lucky!

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So, did it hurt?

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What?

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When you fell down from heaven!

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No, I'm fine!

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Alright! We made it!

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Yeah, just in time, that storm is getting nasty.

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I am so cold! The snow has stolen my manhood!

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Okay, there's only one bedroom. It was gonna be for Michael and I but since our love is…

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dead, you two should take it.

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Alright! You wanna go check out our room?

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Definitely.

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Where are you guys going? I thought we were gonnna hang…

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I am freezing! The winter in my country is seventy degrees!

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We must hold each other for warmth!

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Stop touching me!

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Then I am going to die!

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Okay Fez… oh! Amaretto!

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You know what man? This will warm you right up. Take a sip of that!

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Yum, liquid candy!

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Kitty, you're talking about something hat happened over twenty years ago.

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And there you were at the movies in front of God and everybody

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slurping on horse-face Lynn Taylor like she was a Popsicle.

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Kitty…

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A big, easy, horse-face Popsicle!

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Horse-face? She was a runner-up in the Miss Wisconsin pageant!

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Which she lost because she was such a horse-face!

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Thanks for the burger. Oh, and the hat!

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Well I just like to see that smile. See you coming down about your friend Eric.

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Well, it's just… You know, he's always been there for me.

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Like, when people used to call me dumb, he'd say 'Hey, he's not as dumb as you think!'

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People don't like to talk about it, but guy to guy relationships are pretty special, you know?

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They can be the most beautiful thing in the world!

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I don't know why I do this stuff! It's just like… I get these urges, you know, and I can't control them!

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Shoot! I wrote that country song!

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I've been cheated, been mistreated! When will I be loved?

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Okay, that's probably just Jackie crying!

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Alright, alright, that's too much! Can you please go out there and break that record?

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What's going on?

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Ha-ha, Spy versus Spy man, they kill me!

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No, with her!

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She seems upset or something.

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Okay look, where's Fez?

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Fez? Oh, well, he killed that entire bottle of Amaretto, and then he ran outside saying

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he had to make a snow angel. But he was in his underwear.

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Okay look, either you need to go get Fez or console Jackie.

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Er, I'll take Donna.

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Jackie.
Jackie. Yeah, Jackie.

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Okay, oh, oh, okay, yeah okay,

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now I can see you're upset, ah ha, ah ha. Now listen alright,

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if it's any consolation, Pam Macy would give it up to anybody.

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Oh, what do you know, we're all alone.

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God Hyde, you can be such a jerk, you know that?

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Come on, I'm just goofing around!

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No you're not! Look, I'm up here with Eric, alright Eric, get it? Not you!

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I know, okay I know. Look, do you think I like hitting on my best friend's girlfriend?

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I don't. But I look at you… I mean look at you!

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I can't help it.

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Well you better.

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It's so clear to me now! I can't just go around using people as my sexual play things.

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You know what I mean Gus?

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I guess people feelings are way more important than those sexual urges!

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You're good people son.

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You too man!

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Well, this is where you get off! And one more thing.

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Next time, take a bus. You're too pretty to hitch!

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Oh oh, Thanks man!

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Bye Gus!

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Hey Fez! Fez!

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Hey man!

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Kelso you're here!

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Yeah, I got a ride with the nicest guy!

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Listen, I've had a lot of time to think on the way up here, and well I'm sorry!

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Yeah, yeah I'm sorry. I should never come up here without you man!

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I am a winter nymph! I love this snow! Hurray America!

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Michael!
Jackie!
Oh Michael!

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You walked all the way here in the driving snowstorm just to be with me didn't you Michael?

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And you would never, ever, do that for Pam Macy, would you?

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No?

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Lover!
Ah, you know it!

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Can one of you guys put his pants on?

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Kitty, this can't just be about me and Lynn Taylor.

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What's really bothering you?

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Okay, I just wanna know why not me.

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Why not you what? I married you!

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Yeah, but when we were dating, you just sat there, you held my hand politely.

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Didn't you think that I might enjoy a passionate man handling in a public place?

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Well I respected you! I'm an old fashion guy.

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I don't think that you should grope and maul the one you love.

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Until you get to Florida, at the Fountainbleu

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with the door locked and a carton of cigarettes.

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Oh Red, our honeymoon!

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Let's go upstairs.

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No, let's go to the movies!

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Well uh, here we are!

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Yup.

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So I still can't believe that Kelso cheated on Jackie with Pam Macy.

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I mean is just a seriously uncool move.

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Yeah.

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I mean to risk everything for…

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Eric, I will never do that to you. You can trust me.

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Really?

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Absolutely. I would never kiss Pam Macy behind the gym.

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You know, never say never Donna.

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