1 00:00:12,468 --> 00:00:16,840 Forman, man. It's a tiny, little scratch. And Red's never gonna see it. 2 00:00:16,909 --> 00:00:20,369 No, Red sees everything. He sees when I put cheap gas in the car. 3 00:00:21,316 --> 00:00:22,341 I got it. 4 00:00:22,418 --> 00:00:25,583 We'll put my "gas, grass, or ass" bumper sticker over it. 5 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:32,762 Listen, Forman, whatever happens, we'll all take the rap. 6 00:00:32,836 --> 00:00:33,826 Yeah. 7 00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:42,817 How'd you scratch the car, Eric? 8 00:00:42,886 --> 00:00:45,356 Have fun. Later. See you, Forman. 9 00:00:47,026 --> 00:00:48,119 Well? 10 00:00:48,729 --> 00:00:49,890 Well... 11 00:00:51,234 --> 00:00:54,603 Sir, I was pulling out of this parking space. 12 00:00:54,672 --> 00:00:56,471 Creeping is more like it. I was creeping... 13 00:00:56,543 --> 00:00:58,637 You were screwing around, backed into a hydrant. 14 00:00:58,713 --> 00:01:00,740 - I see the paint marks. - No! 15 00:01:01,351 --> 00:01:03,320 And by "no," I mean "exactly." 16 00:01:04,957 --> 00:01:08,156 Yeah, but it wasn't my fault, sir. Kelso was giving me a... 17 00:01:08,997 --> 00:01:10,158 A what? 18 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:18,504 Kelso was giving me a purple nurple. 19 00:01:21,885 --> 00:01:24,481 It's when you grab somebody's nipple through their shirt... 20 00:01:24,557 --> 00:01:26,253 and twist it really hard... 21 00:01:30,066 --> 00:01:31,762 until it becomes purple. 22 00:01:34,207 --> 00:01:35,698 Give me the keys. 23 00:01:36,945 --> 00:01:38,436 Dad, I... 24 00:01:38,514 --> 00:01:42,977 Your driving privileges are suspended until you learn some responsibility. 25 00:01:43,055 --> 00:01:46,322 - Dad, I'm very responsible. - No, you're not. 26 00:01:46,661 --> 00:01:50,622 Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted. 27 00:01:53,305 --> 00:01:56,140 See, when you say it though, it just sounds weird. 28 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,016 Hanging out 29 00:02:01,786 --> 00:02:03,915 Down the street 30 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:07,656 The same old thing 31 00:02:09,099 --> 00:02:11,433 We did last week 32 00:02:12,504 --> 00:02:15,738 Not a thing to do 33 00:02:16,578 --> 00:02:19,674 But talk to you 34 00:02:19,851 --> 00:02:21,717 Whoa, yeah 35 00:02:24,258 --> 00:02:26,454 Hello, Wisconsin! 36 00:02:30,519 --> 00:02:33,318 Love! 37 00:02:33,558 --> 00:02:34,992 Oh, my God. 38 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:38,129 "Hair Do's and Don'ts of Olympic Gold Medalists." 39 00:02:38,766 --> 00:02:42,136 Oh, my God, is that Dorothy Hamill? She's a virgin. 40 00:02:43,508 --> 00:02:45,136 Speaking of... 41 00:02:47,581 --> 00:02:50,313 You know, those girls at school who do it, like, all the time? 42 00:02:50,385 --> 00:02:51,478 Yeah. 43 00:02:51,554 --> 00:02:55,049 All right, is it just me, or do they seem more relaxed? 44 00:02:56,930 --> 00:02:58,193 Hi. 45 00:02:59,869 --> 00:03:01,132 What are you guys doing? 46 00:03:01,204 --> 00:03:03,196 They are talking about sex. 47 00:03:04,710 --> 00:03:07,476 Come on, Fez, chicks don't talk about sex, man. 48 00:03:07,581 --> 00:03:08,708 It's dirty. 49 00:03:10,186 --> 00:03:11,484 Yes, we do. 50 00:03:12,189 --> 00:03:15,889 Especially when it involves Michael Kelso, my dreamboat. 51 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:19,058 Great. Now we have to talk about Jackie and Kelso's sex life. 52 00:03:19,134 --> 00:03:20,693 This is my worst nightmare. 53 00:03:21,605 --> 00:03:24,599 All right, you know what? Before you guys got here... 54 00:03:24,677 --> 00:03:27,648 Jackie and I were actually having a pretty good time. 55 00:03:30,587 --> 00:03:32,716 I know. I was surprised, too. 56 00:03:36,597 --> 00:03:40,127 - Donna, you wanna go to my house? - You know what? Okay. 57 00:03:45,045 --> 00:03:48,609 - So what do you guys wanna do? - We could walk to The Hub. 58 00:03:48,685 --> 00:03:49,744 Too far. 59 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:51,550 - We could walk to... - Too far. 60 00:03:53,626 --> 00:03:54,958 Man, this sucks. 61 00:03:55,396 --> 00:03:57,456 I just can't believe that Red took away my car... 62 00:03:57,533 --> 00:03:59,263 because of one stupid little scratch. 63 00:03:59,336 --> 00:04:01,806 I know, man. Who would think Red would overreact? 64 00:04:01,873 --> 00:04:02,932 I did. 65 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:06,276 I have noticed Red is a real hard-ass. 66 00:04:07,383 --> 00:04:10,081 One toe over the line, sweet Jesus, you are clobbered. 67 00:04:10,154 --> 00:04:11,850 You know what I'm saying? 68 00:04:13,927 --> 00:04:16,090 Hey, guys. Check it out. 69 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:17,691 Did you get a car? 70 00:04:17,767 --> 00:04:19,964 Yeah. My cousin Sully loaned me his wheels. 71 00:04:20,038 --> 00:04:21,768 Yes. So where to? 72 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,412 You just want to hang? 73 00:04:28,486 --> 00:04:30,011 - Yeah. - Cool. 74 00:04:32,926 --> 00:04:34,189 Snookums? 75 00:04:34,396 --> 00:04:35,830 Yes, Pookie? 76 00:04:36,999 --> 00:04:40,597 Do you want turkey or tuna sandwiches tonight for dinner? 77 00:04:41,474 --> 00:04:44,069 Tonight? Tonight's meatloaf night. 78 00:04:45,147 --> 00:04:47,013 Right, but I have my class... 79 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:49,110 at the community college in Kenosha tonight. 80 00:04:49,187 --> 00:04:52,681 - I told you about it last week. - You most certainly did not. 81 00:04:53,061 --> 00:04:56,999 Yes, I did, remember? You were watching Baretta. 82 00:04:57,635 --> 00:05:00,333 Midge, you can't tell me anything while I'm watching Baretta. 83 00:05:00,406 --> 00:05:02,102 It's complicated. 84 00:05:02,409 --> 00:05:06,712 Bob, I've been telling you for months how I've needed to expand my mind. 85 00:05:08,152 --> 00:05:11,021 Is this about jewelry? 'Cause I'll buy you jewelry. 86 00:05:11,357 --> 00:05:15,023 No, sweetie. It's about me becoming a whole person. 87 00:05:15,698 --> 00:05:19,159 Midgie, don't take this the wrong way, but that's just stupid. 88 00:05:20,106 --> 00:05:22,372 I don't think it's your decision. 89 00:05:22,777 --> 00:05:24,109 I'm the man of the house... 90 00:05:24,179 --> 00:05:26,979 and I say you're not going to community college. 91 00:05:27,051 --> 00:05:30,820 You can't tell me what to do, you big ass! 92 00:05:43,346 --> 00:05:45,042 What are we looking at? 93 00:05:45,349 --> 00:05:46,681 That scratch. 94 00:05:57,068 --> 00:05:58,366 What scratch? 95 00:05:59,006 --> 00:06:01,532 The scratch that Eric put in the car. 96 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,236 I got most of it out with rubbing compound... 97 00:06:04,347 --> 00:06:05,975 but you should have seen it before. 98 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:07,575 It was a doozy. 99 00:06:08,888 --> 00:06:12,292 That must have been quite an accident. Was he killed? 100 00:06:15,133 --> 00:06:17,933 See, that's where his smart mouth comes from. 101 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:22,678 Driver safety is serious business, Kitty. 102 00:06:23,647 --> 00:06:26,641 You're right, Red. We should teach him a lesson. 103 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,790 So when he comes home, I'll hold him down... 104 00:06:29,858 --> 00:06:31,918 and you burn him with a cigarette. 105 00:06:37,938 --> 00:06:41,899 Just so you know, Donna, when I finally decide to do it with Michael... 106 00:06:41,978 --> 00:06:44,175 I have the whole thing planned out. 107 00:06:44,249 --> 00:06:45,274 First... 108 00:06:45,451 --> 00:06:47,887 I'll be wearing a very sexy Renoir. 109 00:06:49,123 --> 00:06:51,116 Don't you mean peignoir? 110 00:06:51,861 --> 00:06:54,423 Yeah, okay, whatever. Stop ruining this, Donna. 111 00:06:55,301 --> 00:06:56,633 Okay. 112 00:06:57,471 --> 00:07:00,499 And then there'll be candles everywhere. 113 00:07:02,513 --> 00:07:05,678 And also, there'll be a gigantic banner. 114 00:07:08,456 --> 00:07:10,357 And then Michael will come in. 115 00:07:10,726 --> 00:07:12,525 And the wind will be blowing... 116 00:07:14,099 --> 00:07:17,502 and then we will have the most magical night of our lives. 117 00:07:23,248 --> 00:07:25,684 So, if you have it all planned out... 118 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,086 why are you still waiting? 119 00:07:30,126 --> 00:07:32,391 I want it to be really special. 120 00:07:32,998 --> 00:07:35,126 I mean, how could it not with a gigantic banner? 121 00:07:35,201 --> 00:07:36,362 Exactly. 122 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:42,202 Bob doesn't want me to take this class, but it sounds so exciting. 123 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:46,549 It's all about female empowerment. It's called, "The Woman Warrior: 124 00:07:47,489 --> 00:07:49,982 "Fighting Female Stereotypes." 125 00:07:50,461 --> 00:07:52,897 That's the professor. Isn't he cute? 126 00:07:54,668 --> 00:07:56,261 Darling. 127 00:07:57,106 --> 00:07:58,802 So you want to come? 128 00:07:59,744 --> 00:08:02,613 I can't say I'm not tempted. 129 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,277 Yes, I can. I'm not tempted. 130 00:08:07,189 --> 00:08:09,351 Don't you want to become an empowered woman? 131 00:08:09,426 --> 00:08:13,195 You know, I just... I don't have time to be an empowered woman. 132 00:08:13,266 --> 00:08:15,759 I'm too busy running this household. 133 00:08:16,671 --> 00:08:20,974 You're so lucky, Kitty. You have it all. A great family and a great career. 134 00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:23,872 How did you talk Red into letting you work? 135 00:08:23,950 --> 00:08:27,445 Okay, well, one day we sat down, we did all our bills... 136 00:08:27,524 --> 00:08:30,256 and we realized we were going to lose the house. 137 00:08:34,134 --> 00:08:35,694 This backseat sucks. 138 00:08:37,474 --> 00:08:40,309 Plus it's too small. Fez's leg is touching mine. 139 00:08:41,581 --> 00:08:43,482 No. Your leg is touching mine. 140 00:08:44,886 --> 00:08:49,155 I shouldn't even be in the back seat. You know, I should be driving my own car. 141 00:08:49,227 --> 00:08:51,754 The reason you're not driving your own car, Forman... 142 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:54,894 is because you're irresponsible, and you scratched it. 143 00:08:56,473 --> 00:08:58,169 Yeah. That's a good one. 144 00:09:02,316 --> 00:09:04,684 I'm trying to drive the car here, man! 145 00:09:10,162 --> 00:09:12,359 No. Put it back, I like that song. 146 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,129 Pipe down, now, back seat Charlie. 147 00:09:18,978 --> 00:09:20,310 All right. 148 00:09:21,916 --> 00:09:23,680 The back seat sucks. 149 00:09:25,255 --> 00:09:27,452 Welcome to my sad little world. 150 00:09:30,497 --> 00:09:32,523 When you drive home tonight... 151 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,900 please remember to drive carefully. 152 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,504 Great, no pickles. Now we gotta go back. 153 00:09:43,051 --> 00:09:44,280 Shut up! 154 00:09:47,492 --> 00:09:50,828 Why does Sully have a statue of the Virgin Mary on his dashboard? 155 00:09:52,534 --> 00:09:55,004 Maybe he's, like, religious or something. 156 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:57,098 Wasn't Sully in prison for arson? 157 00:09:58,611 --> 00:09:59,636 Yeah. 158 00:09:59,713 --> 00:10:02,445 People who burn stuff believe in God, too, Hyde. 159 00:10:04,889 --> 00:10:07,450 Why does his key chain say, "I love Bingo"? 160 00:10:08,828 --> 00:10:10,387 Sully must love Bingo. 161 00:10:11,733 --> 00:10:15,502 All right, I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't Sully's car. 162 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:16,905 Then whose car is it? 163 00:10:28,801 --> 00:10:31,101 Yeah 164 00:10:41,456 --> 00:10:43,084 This is great. I'm dead. 165 00:10:44,828 --> 00:10:47,298 When we were in my car, and I was running the show... 166 00:10:47,366 --> 00:10:50,269 I don't remember one single time we all got arrested. 167 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,338 That's true. 168 00:10:52,609 --> 00:10:55,876 Eric, will you just relax? We're all in trouble here. 169 00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:58,180 No. 170 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,414 We're not all in trouble here. 171 00:11:01,490 --> 00:11:04,791 Your parents have seven kids. They won't even notice you're gone. 172 00:11:06,031 --> 00:11:08,593 Your parents don't even live in this country. 173 00:11:09,237 --> 00:11:12,334 And your mom, probably one cell over. 174 00:11:14,446 --> 00:11:16,039 So, that just leaves me. 175 00:11:16,115 --> 00:11:18,813 I'm the only one who's really in trouble here. 176 00:11:19,087 --> 00:11:21,557 Look, Forman, I'll be in as much trouble as you as are... 177 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:23,617 as soon as Edna sobers up. 178 00:11:26,199 --> 00:11:27,929 I will be deported. 179 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:36,211 They're gonna send me back to my homeland, the beautiful island of... 180 00:11:37,251 --> 00:11:39,447 Okay, who's the ringleader here? 181 00:11:40,223 --> 00:11:41,316 He is. 182 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,153 - You get one phone call. - To anywhere? 183 00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:47,330 One local phone call. 184 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,336 So who should we call? 185 00:11:52,410 --> 00:11:55,040 I'd call Red, but I feel safer in jail. 186 00:11:56,918 --> 00:12:00,185 I don't know my phone number. 187 00:12:01,526 --> 00:12:03,927 I can't call Edna, man. It's poker night. 188 00:12:04,397 --> 00:12:07,698 No offense, but isn't every night poker night for Edna? 189 00:12:14,281 --> 00:12:16,477 I know. I got it. I'll call Jackie. 190 00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:23,723 Her dad's a lawyer, and she's got a checkbook. 191 00:12:27,336 --> 00:12:28,234 Hello? 192 00:12:28,304 --> 00:12:30,706 Jackie! Thank God you're home. 193 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:34,507 I was driving a stolen car and I got arrested. 194 00:12:35,149 --> 00:12:38,279 Michael, this is just like the book Prisoner of Love... 195 00:12:38,354 --> 00:12:42,852 where Cliff, the rugged yet sweet motorcycle mechanic was thrown into jail. 196 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,801 And then his true love, Tasha, was forced to be a slave girl... 197 00:12:46,869 --> 00:12:48,862 for this really rich, mean guy. 198 00:12:48,939 --> 00:12:52,138 Jackie, I'm not kidding around. I'm really in jail. 199 00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:55,710 My God. Are you okay? 200 00:12:56,585 --> 00:12:59,351 Yeah, I guess. But I'm a little cold. 201 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:02,585 It's lonely in the joint, Jackie. 202 00:13:04,098 --> 00:13:07,468 My God. You're really in jail. What if you never get out? 203 00:13:08,305 --> 00:13:09,967 That would really suck. 204 00:13:11,444 --> 00:13:13,437 Yes, it would, Michael. And I promise... 205 00:13:13,514 --> 00:13:16,417 the minute you get out of prison, I'm gonna prove my love to you. 206 00:13:17,388 --> 00:13:18,822 Cool. Thanks. 207 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,696 Michael, do you even know what I'm saying to you? 208 00:13:23,765 --> 00:13:24,858 Yeah. 209 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:27,460 No. 210 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,142 We're gonna make love, you idiot. 211 00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,614 All right! 212 00:13:45,368 --> 00:13:46,734 You two have a nice little talk? 213 00:13:46,804 --> 00:13:49,070 Yeah. 214 00:13:51,678 --> 00:13:53,807 - You know what's funny? - What? 215 00:13:53,883 --> 00:13:57,116 Nothing! Because you forgot to ask her for help, you moron! 216 00:13:59,626 --> 00:14:02,392 My God, you're right. 217 00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:05,126 Give me another dime. 218 00:14:05,869 --> 00:14:07,565 We only had one dime. 219 00:14:08,374 --> 00:14:10,309 We only got one phone call. 220 00:14:11,746 --> 00:14:12,941 My God. 221 00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:18,012 Somebody give me a spoon. I'm gonna dig my way out of here. 222 00:14:25,269 --> 00:14:27,899 Look at this. Here we are sitting down to dinner... 223 00:14:27,974 --> 00:14:29,533 and Eric's not even home yet. 224 00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:33,549 Honey, you took away his car. He has to walk everywhere. 225 00:14:35,453 --> 00:14:37,149 Walking is good for him. 226 00:14:38,124 --> 00:14:40,856 Red, why do you have to be so hard on him? 227 00:14:41,196 --> 00:14:43,564 Same reason my old man was hard on me. 228 00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:45,900 To prepare me for the world. 229 00:14:47,106 --> 00:14:49,406 You know, Kitty, when I was his age... 230 00:14:49,777 --> 00:14:52,714 I could have parachuted onto a deserted island... 231 00:14:52,782 --> 00:14:56,516 with nothing but a Swiss army knife, and I would've survived. 232 00:14:57,724 --> 00:15:01,026 Okay, then we've learned something. No skydiving for Eric. 233 00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:06,429 I'll tell you, Kitty, the world is a tough place. 234 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,634 You drop your guard for one second... 235 00:15:09,143 --> 00:15:11,306 and it'll kick you right in the ass. 236 00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:14,851 Well, you're right. 237 00:15:15,755 --> 00:15:17,417 Red, the world is hard. 238 00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:22,222 So wouldn't it be nice if Eric came home to a place that wasn't? 239 00:15:24,703 --> 00:15:27,731 All right, Kitty, when you win the lottery... 240 00:15:28,176 --> 00:15:30,008 you can buy him Disneyland. 241 00:15:34,453 --> 00:15:36,581 I can't believe she went to that class. 242 00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:39,593 Married women do not abandon their families. 243 00:15:41,098 --> 00:15:43,090 Sure they do, Dad. It's the '70s. 244 00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:46,070 I know what decade it is. 245 00:15:46,139 --> 00:15:49,805 Doesn't change the fact I'm eating a sandwich instead of a hot meal. 246 00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:52,314 You want me to microwave it for you? 247 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,353 I just don't understand why she needs this. 248 00:15:57,425 --> 00:16:01,194 - I've given her a great life. - Dad, that's not the issue. 249 00:16:01,566 --> 00:16:03,592 The whole point of the Equal Rights Amendment... 250 00:16:03,669 --> 00:16:06,937 is so that women don't have to define themselves by a man. 251 00:16:07,576 --> 00:16:10,843 Donna, is this about clothes? 'Cause I can buy you clothes. 252 00:16:13,152 --> 00:16:14,552 This is pointless. 253 00:16:15,489 --> 00:16:18,324 While you're up, you wanna get daddy a beer? 254 00:16:20,164 --> 00:16:21,256 Honey? 255 00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:26,706 Eric, you've gotta do something, man. 256 00:16:26,975 --> 00:16:29,537 Me? What about you, Kelso? Or Hyde? 257 00:16:30,581 --> 00:16:33,450 I can't talk to cops, man. I go insane with rage. 258 00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:38,456 And me, too. Nuts. 259 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,432 Eric, you gotta help us. 260 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,601 So now I'm back in charge? 261 00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:48,538 This is so typical. 262 00:16:50,849 --> 00:16:52,408 Okay, you know what? Fine. 263 00:16:52,485 --> 00:16:57,016 Once again, I'll suck it up, be the man and save all your sorry asses. 264 00:17:01,935 --> 00:17:04,302 Officer, I need to talk to you, please. 265 00:17:08,813 --> 00:17:10,577 You gotta let me go! 266 00:17:11,317 --> 00:17:13,753 Please, God. My dad's gonna kill me. 267 00:17:15,123 --> 00:17:16,716 You stole a car, kid. 268 00:17:16,826 --> 00:17:19,797 What kind of cop would I be if I just let you go? 269 00:17:19,865 --> 00:17:21,561 My best friend the cop? 270 00:17:23,571 --> 00:17:26,872 Look, it really wasn't my fault. We borrowed it from a friend. 271 00:17:26,943 --> 00:17:29,914 Yeah, haven't heard that one before. Guess what? 272 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:33,284 They didn't really steal the car. They borrowed it from a friend. 273 00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:37,692 Actually, they did. Turns out this guy Sully borrowed it from his grandmother... 274 00:17:37,762 --> 00:17:40,254 and she forgot and called it in stolen. 275 00:17:40,332 --> 00:17:42,598 Nice old lady, though. She plays Bingo. 276 00:17:44,506 --> 00:17:48,104 - My God, this is great. So, we're free to go? - Yeah. Which one are you? 277 00:17:48,179 --> 00:17:49,340 Eric Forman. 278 00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:53,144 Forman? Is your dad Red Forman? 279 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,353 Yeah. 280 00:17:56,694 --> 00:17:58,128 You poor bastard. 281 00:18:03,406 --> 00:18:05,398 - Well, thank you. - Here. 282 00:18:15,626 --> 00:18:19,086 - So? - So call a cab. We're sprung. 283 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,938 What? We're free? 284 00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:24,932 All charges dropped. 285 00:18:25,409 --> 00:18:28,471 Wait, that is what you wanted, right? 286 00:18:33,522 --> 00:18:36,391 Let's get the hell out of here. Yeah. 287 00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:49,711 Hi, Bob. 288 00:18:51,153 --> 00:18:53,349 Midge, I've been thinking. 289 00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:58,321 If taking that class made you happy, then I guess I'm happy. 290 00:18:58,399 --> 00:19:02,361 Sweetie, it means so much to me. And it's only twice a week, so it's not... 291 00:19:02,439 --> 00:19:03,428 Whoa. 292 00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:06,239 I thought this was a one-time deal. 293 00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:11,419 Bob, you can't learn total female empowerment in one night. 294 00:19:11,788 --> 00:19:13,620 It takes 10 nights. 295 00:19:14,993 --> 00:19:18,523 Wait. Midge, you are not going back. 296 00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:22,036 Aphrodite, the Goddess of War wouldn't take this... 297 00:19:22,105 --> 00:19:23,539 and neither will I! 298 00:19:32,355 --> 00:19:34,291 Hey, Dad. Hold it. 299 00:19:40,002 --> 00:19:41,368 About the car. 300 00:19:44,276 --> 00:19:45,767 I know it was... 301 00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:50,784 And I... 302 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,819 You see, when I was a kid... 303 00:20:02,741 --> 00:20:04,505 Maybe I came down... 304 00:20:06,847 --> 00:20:08,840 Here's the keys. 305 00:20:11,221 --> 00:20:12,746 Thank you, sir. 306 00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:15,656 - So where you been all night? - Prison. 307 00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:17,358 Yeah, okay. 308 00:20:23,476 --> 00:20:26,970 - Jackie. - Michael, you've been sprung. 309 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,223 You don't know what it's like on the inside, Jackie. 310 00:20:34,662 --> 00:20:36,028 Did they beat you? 311 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:38,860 Yeah. 312 00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:41,996 Damn those police. 313 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,704 No. It was Hyde. But he really frogged me. 314 00:20:46,381 --> 00:20:48,111 Poor baby. 315 00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,284 Thanks, Jackie. 316 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:56,921 - Okay, so let's do this thing. - This is so perfect. 317 00:20:56,999 --> 00:21:00,836 I don't even miss the peignoir, the pirate shirt, or the wind. 318 00:21:01,039 --> 00:21:02,803 What about the banner? 319 00:21:03,177 --> 00:21:04,337 It's okay. 320 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:08,149 The important thing is, I'm here with you. 321 00:21:09,954 --> 00:21:12,652 And I'm prepared to give myself to you... 322 00:21:14,462 --> 00:21:16,329 body, mind, and soul. 323 00:21:19,604 --> 00:21:23,338 Michael, this is going to be the most magical night of our lives. 324 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,020 Yeah, and one more thing. 325 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:35,030 My parents are at the A&P, so we only have, like, 15 minutes. 326 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,466 You guys enjoying your burgers? 327 00:21:58,537 --> 00:22:01,474 Got enough pickles on them? That's how Fatso Burger does them. 328 00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:03,704 Lots and lots of pickles. Yes, yes. 329 00:22:05,081 --> 00:22:07,745 Yeah. It's great. Got enough room back there? 330 00:22:07,819 --> 00:22:09,685 Actually, it's a little bit crowded. 331 00:22:09,756 --> 00:22:12,522 Good. That's the way it should be. Yes, yes. 332 00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:16,393 I feel like going to the movies. Where do you guys wanna go? 333 00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:19,927 - Let's go to the reservoir. - Movies it is. Yes, yes. 334 00:22:21,142 --> 00:22:23,612 I kind of feel like going to the reservoir. 335 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,549 Reservoir it is. Yes, yes.