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YOU AND JACKIE DID NOT DO IT.

2
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NO, WE SO DID IT.

3
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YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING
THAT YOU DID IT.

4
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KELSO, SHE WEARS THE PANTS,

5
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AND THEY HAVE NEVER COME OFF.

6
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LOOK AT MY FACE.

7
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THIS IS A FACE THAT DID IT.

8
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HOLY SMOKES. I THINK HE DID IT.

9
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KELSO DID IT!

10
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YEAH. CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.

11
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PLUS, YOU DID IT IN RECORD TIME.

12
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YEAH, YOU THINK?

13
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NO, YOU MORON.

14
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YOU'VE BEEN KISSING HER
ASS FOR OVER A YEAR.

15
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YEAH, BUT THAT'S OVER, MAN.

16
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IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN TO YOU KIDS

17
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THAT HAVE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE,

18
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BUT WHEN YOU'RE WITH A WOMAN,

19
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SOMETHING CHEMICAL
HAPPENS TO HER.

20
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NOW JACKIE'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

21
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SHE'S LIKE MY LOVE SLAVE.

22
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OH YEAH. I'M THAT GOOD.

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HEY, GUYS.

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HI, SWEETIE. HOW ARE YOU?

25
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WELL, ACTUALLY,
I'M A LITTLE BIT CHILLY,

26
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BUT I LEFT MY COAT
UP IN THE CAR.

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I'LL GO GET IT FOR YOU. MISS ME.

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HANDY LITTLE THING, ISN'T SHE?

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OKAY, THAT WAS SO COOL.

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COOL?

31
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AND BY COOL, I MEAN
WRONG AND STUPID.

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SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
WRESTLING'S BACK ON.

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OH, I LOVE WRESTLING.

34
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COME ON. YOU'RE NOT EVEN
FIGHTING BACK.

35
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WHY WOULD HE FIGHT BACK?

36
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DON'T FORGET, FANS,

37
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THIS SATURDAY NIGHT,
PRO WRESTLING

38
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IS COMING TO
THE NATIONAL GUARD ARMORY

39
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IN KENOSHA, WISCONSIN.

40
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WATCH ROCKY JOHNSON TAKE ON
20 SNARLING MIDGETS.

41
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NOW BACK TO THE ACTION.

42
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ROCKY JOHNSON'S
COMING TO KENOSHA?

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OH, MAN. WE GOT TO GO.

44
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I'M IN. I LOVE MIDGETS, MAN.

45
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(RED) ERIC, I NEED
TO SEE YOU UP HERE.

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OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT UP.

47
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YOU'RE NOT GOING UP?

48
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I'LL GO UP WHEN I'M READY.

49
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OHH.

50
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SO I JUST SAID TO MYSELF,

51
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I DON'T CARE IF ALL I HAVE
IS DIRTY LAUNDRY AND

52
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NO MONEY, I'M GOING HOME
TO SEE MY PARENTS,

53
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BECAUSE I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH.

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AW.

55
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OH MY.

56
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OH, WELL,

57
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WILL YOU LOOK AT THESE?

58
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YEAH, MOM.

59
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ALL THE GIRLS ARE WEARING THEM.

60
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ERIC, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

61
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YEAH, ERIC, I CALLED YOU
5 MINUTES AGO.

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I WAS WATCHING WRESTLING.

63
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DID YOU TAKE THOSE BOOKS
BACK TO THE LIBRARY

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LIKE I ASKED YOU?

65
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UH, YEAH. I TOOK THEM BACK.

66
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WELL, THEN, WHY DID I SEE THEM

67
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IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR CAR?

68
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WELL, I TOOK THEM BACK...

69
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TO THE CAR.

70
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WHICH MEANS THAT THEY'RE
PRACTICALLY AT THE LIBRARY.

71
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YOU KNOW, DAD, I FEEL SORRY

72
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FOR ALL THE GOOD KIDS WHO
WANTED TO READ THOSE BOOKS.

73
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THAT'S WHO I FEEL SORRY FOR.

74
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OKAY, IT'S FIVE BOOKS,

75
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A NICKEL A BOOK,

76
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UH, BIG DEAL. I'M OUT A QUARTER.

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IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY, SON.

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IT'S ABOUT THE RULES,

79
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AND WITHOUT RULES,
WE MIGHT AS WELL

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ALL BE UP IN A TREE
FLINGING OUR CRAP

81
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AT EACH OTHER.

82
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UH, OKAY.

83
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LIBRARY CLOSES IN HALF AN HOUR,

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SO GET YOUR ASS OVER THERE.

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DAD, YOU KNOW, ALL MY FRIENDS...

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HEY, HEY, HEY, PAL.
I'M NOT THE BAD GUY HERE.

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NOW YOU SCREWED YOURSELF
WHEN YOU DIDN'T RETURN

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THOSE BOOKS, NOW GO.

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OKAY.

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NO.

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DID YOU SAY "NO"?

92
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ARE YOU TELLING ME NO?

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IS THAT WHAT I'M HEARING?

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YEAH.

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OH, DEAR.

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HELLO, WISCONSIN!

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING

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YOU KNOW WHAT'S INTERESTING?

99
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NO.

100
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WHEN YOU TALK TO LAURIE,

101
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YOU ACTUALLY HAVE
A CONVERSATION,

102
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BUT WITH ERIC,
YOU JUST GIVE ORDERS.

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KITTY, HE SAID NO TO ME.

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WELL, HE'S GETTING OLDER, RED.

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I THINK IT'S TIME YOU TWO
DEVELOPED A FRIENDSHIP,

106
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'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T,
HE'LL MOVE AWAY

107
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AND WE'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.

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IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

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RED.

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I CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH ERIC.

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HE'S TOO...

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TWITCHY.

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WELL, RED, UNTIL I SEE YOU

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MAKE SOME KIND OF EFFORT,

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I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP
BRINGING IT UP.

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THREATS AREN'T GOING
TO WORK, KITTY.

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IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY
NEWSPAPER YOU'RE READING,

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EVERY NAP YOU'RE TAKING,
EVERY FOOTBALL GAME

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YOU'RE WATCHING, I'LL BE THERE

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TALKING, TALKING,
TALKING, TALKING.

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BOB, I'M THINKING OF
STARTING THERAPY.

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OKAY, I'M GONNA BE...

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BYE.

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THERAPY?

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THAT'S FOR CRAZIES.

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YOU KNOW, THE UNEXAMINED SELF
IS AN UNFULFILLED SELF.

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HOW CAN YOU BE UNFULFILLED?

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I PUT A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD,

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I PAY THE BILLS,
I TAKE CARE OF YOU.

130
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YEAH, BUT WHAT DO I DO?

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YOU FILL OUT THAT SWEATER
REAL NICE.

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UGH!

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WHAT? THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.

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SIT DOWN, LAURIE.
HAVE SOME RIBS.

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MOM, YOU KNOW I'M ON MY
WATER AND YOGURT DIET.

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OKAY.

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WELL, ISN'T THIS NICE?

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MY WHOLE FAMILY TOGETHER...

139
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MOSTLY.

140
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HAVING FAMILY FUN, BECAUSE
THAT'S WHAT DINNER'S FOR,

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RIGHT, RED?

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OKAY.

143
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SO, ERIC...

144
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WHAT HAPPENED IN SCHOOL TODAY?

145
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WHY? WHAT'D YOU HEAR?

146
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

147
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I CAN'T ASK A SIMPLE QUESTION?

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RED, RED, YOU NEED
SOME POTATOES.

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UM,

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GOOD JOB ON RETURNING
THOSE BOOKS.

151
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WELL, YEAH, I RETURNED
THE BOOKS.

152
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EVEN THOUGH IT WAS
KIND OF STUPID.

153
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WHAT?

154
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HE SAID IT WAS STUPID, DADDY.

155
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OKAY, OKAY. HA, HA, HA, HA.

156
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ERIC, WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO THIS WEEKEND?

157
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OH, ME AND THE GANG
ARE GOING TO CATCH

158
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THAT WRESTLING MATCH IN KENOSHA.

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OH, WELL, NOW,
ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?

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BECAUSE A CERTAIN MR. RED FORMAN

161
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USED TO WRESTLE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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NO, NO, NO.
WHAT I DID THEN WAS REAL.

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THAT STUFF ON TV, THAT'S, UH,

164
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THAT'S ALL AN ACT.

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OH, I DON'T KNOW.

166
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I BET IF THE TWO OF YOU
WENT TOGETHER,

167
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YOU'D REALLY ENJOY YOURSELVES.

168
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RIGHT, GUYS?

169
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CLANK!

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SO YOU'RE GOING.

171
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AND I THINK EVERYONE
HAS ROOM TO GROW,

172
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BUT BOB IS PERFECTLY SATISFIED

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AND SAYS JUST BEING HIS
WIFE SHOULD MAKE ME HAPPY.

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MIDGE, LET ME STOP YOU
RIGHT THERE.

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I KNOW WE'VE HAD
ONLY ONE SESSION,

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BUT FROM WHAT I'M HEARING,

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EVERYTHING YOU SAY
IS COMPLETELY RIGHT,

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AND EVERYTHING BOB SAYS
IS COMPLETELY WRONG.

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I THINK I'M GOING
TO LIKE THERAPY.

180
00:09:05,932 --> 00:09:08,850
I THINK THERAPY'S
GOING TO LIKE YOU.

181
00:09:12,522 --> 00:09:13,802
JACKIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

182
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YOU HATE WRESTLING.

183
00:09:15,191 --> 00:09:16,358
MICHAEL LIKES IT,

184
00:09:16,526 --> 00:09:20,487
AND ANYTHING THAT MICHAEL LIKES,
I LIKE, BECAUSE I LIKE MICHAEL.

185
00:09:21,531 --> 00:09:24,574
YEAH. THAT'S MY GIRL.

186
00:09:26,869 --> 00:09:28,787
OH, BARF.

187
00:09:28,955 --> 00:09:30,539
WATCH YOUR LEGS.

188
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HEY, TAKING THE GANG TO
THE WRESTLING MATCHES, HUH?

189
00:09:34,544 --> 00:09:35,752
AH.

190
00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,546
I GUESS I'LL JUST SIT HOME
ALONE TONIGHT

191
00:09:37,713 --> 00:09:41,466
SINCE MIDGE IS GOING
TO SOME THERAPY THING.

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I'LL BE ALONE.

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GET IN THE CAR, BOB.

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ERIC, GIVE ME THE KEYS.

195
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WHY CAN'T I DRIVE?

196
00:09:52,603 --> 00:09:55,355
BECAUSE I WANT TO GET THERE
IN ONE PIECE.

197
00:09:55,523 --> 00:09:57,107
HEY, CAN WE GET A MOVE ON, HUH?

198
00:09:57,275 --> 00:09:58,817
IF I MISS THAT
20-MIDGET FREE-FOR-ALL,

199
00:09:58,985 --> 00:10:01,695
I'M GOING TO BE SUPER PISSED.

200
00:10:03,364 --> 00:10:05,782
FINE. YOU DRIVE.

201
00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:07,909
RED.

202
00:10:09,412 --> 00:10:11,121
YOU KNOW, ON SECOND THOUGHT, UH,

203
00:10:11,289 --> 00:10:13,331
YOU SHOULD DRIVE.

204
00:10:13,499 --> 00:10:17,502
AFTER ALL, TONIGHT I'M
JUST ONE OF THE GANG.

205
00:10:22,592 --> 00:10:24,467
THIS ISN'T GOING
TO WORK, YOU KNOW.

206
00:10:24,635 --> 00:10:26,595
WE'RE GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER.

207
00:10:26,762 --> 00:10:28,221
WELL, FINE, KILL EACH OTHER.

208
00:10:28,389 --> 00:10:30,348
JUST DO IT TOGETHER.

209
00:10:37,607 --> 00:10:39,274
BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL, ERIC.

210
00:10:39,442 --> 00:10:42,736
TEN AND TWO. TEN AND TWO.

211
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,321
DAD, IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE...

212
00:10:44,488 --> 00:10:45,905
NO, NO, NO. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

213
00:10:46,073 --> 00:10:49,034
I'M JUST ONE OF THE GANG.

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00:10:49,201 --> 00:10:52,579
YIELD, DAMN IT.
THAT SIGN SAYS YIELD.

215
00:11:02,089 --> 00:11:05,634
AH. THAT'S BETTER.

216
00:11:15,478 --> 00:11:19,189
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

217
00:11:19,357 --> 00:11:20,649
WHEN WE GET HOME TONIGHT,
YOU BETTER TELL YOUR MOTHER

218
00:11:20,816 --> 00:11:23,526
WE HAD A DAMN GOOD TIME.

219
00:11:24,362 --> 00:11:26,321
WELL, SO FAR, SO GOOD.

220
00:11:26,489 --> 00:11:27,947
YEAH, YEAH.

221
00:11:28,115 --> 00:11:29,991
AND NOW I GOT TO GO AND SPEND $2

222
00:11:30,159 --> 00:11:32,619
FOR A 10-CENT BEER.

223
00:11:34,497 --> 00:11:37,457
GEE, I'M SO GLAD OUR DADS CAME.

224
00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:39,084
AT LEAST YOURS
IS LEAVING YOU ALONE.

225
00:11:39,251 --> 00:11:41,044
YEAH.

226
00:11:41,212 --> 00:11:44,005
POOR FEZ, HUH?

227
00:11:44,173 --> 00:11:46,925
THERE I WAS,
SITTING IN THE KITCHEN,

228
00:11:47,093 --> 00:11:48,718
SITTING IN THE KITCHEN,
WHEN BOOM!

229
00:11:48,886 --> 00:11:51,346
SHE TELLS ME SHE NEEDS THERAPY.

230
00:11:51,514 --> 00:11:54,182
YEAH, MIDGE AND I HAD
A BEAUTIFUL THING, FEZZY,

231
00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:58,812
THEN IT ALL WENT WRONG.

232
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:02,190
YEAH, BOB, WOMEN ARE HELL.

233
00:12:02,358 --> 00:12:03,858
WHY DON'T YOU GRAB US
ALL A BEER,

234
00:12:04,026 --> 00:12:06,945
AND WE'LL TALK IT OVER?

235
00:12:07,113 --> 00:12:08,321
I COULD GET YOU SODAS,

236
00:12:08,489 --> 00:12:10,657
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE UNDER AGE.

237
00:12:12,159 --> 00:12:17,455
BOB, THIS ISN'T ABOUT US,
IT'S ABOUT YOU.

238
00:12:17,623 --> 00:12:20,333
AND YOU NEED FRIENDS.

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00:12:20,501 --> 00:12:22,252
AND BEER.

240
00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:25,380
HEY, HOW STUPID
DO YOU THINK I AM?

241
00:12:25,548 --> 00:12:28,299
WHY DON'T WE GRAB A BEER,
AND WE'LL TALK IT OVER?

242
00:12:29,844 --> 00:12:31,136
AH.

243
00:12:31,303 --> 00:12:33,805
NO.

244
00:12:33,973 --> 00:12:37,600
WELL, THEN, BOB,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

245
00:12:37,768 --> 00:12:40,228
SEE HOW YOU DRIVE PEOPLE AWAY?

246
00:12:45,151 --> 00:12:46,317
I'M TELLING YOU,

247
00:12:46,485 --> 00:12:50,029
AFTER MY THERAPY SESSION,
I FELT SO LOOSE.

248
00:12:50,197 --> 00:12:52,407
LOOSE IS GOOD.

249
00:12:52,575 --> 00:12:56,035
IF YOU ASK ME, WE COULD ALL
DO WITH A LITTLE TIGHTENING.

250
00:12:56,912 --> 00:12:59,664
AND... AND TONIGHT,
MY THERAPIST IS HOSTING

251
00:12:59,832 --> 00:13:01,541
AN ENCOUNTER GROUP,

252
00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:04,878
BUT I'M TOO SHY TO GO ALONE.

253
00:13:07,256 --> 00:13:09,090
OH WELL. TOO BAD.

254
00:13:09,258 --> 00:13:11,634
OH, KITTY, PLEASE COME WITH ME.

255
00:13:11,802 --> 00:13:15,013
I DON'T THINK SO.
NO, THANK YOU, NO.

256
00:13:15,181 --> 00:13:17,056
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
IS A LOT LIKE?

257
00:13:17,224 --> 00:13:19,684
LIKE WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO HELP
YOU HOST THE BAKE SALE.

258
00:13:19,852 --> 00:13:24,939
ONLY IT'S DIFFERENT,
BECAUSE I SAID YES.

259
00:13:25,107 --> 00:13:26,399
ALL RIGHT.

260
00:13:26,567 --> 00:13:28,151
OH, GREAT.

261
00:13:28,319 --> 00:13:30,779
IT'S A GATHERING OF
SOULS-IN-PROGRESS

262
00:13:30,946 --> 00:13:32,280
OVER DRINKS.

263
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:35,283
FREE DRINKS? I'M IN.

264
00:13:35,451 --> 00:13:36,659
OH, THAT'S NICE.

265
00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:39,579
THAT'S MUSIC TO A MOTHER'S EARS.

266
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:43,958
OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

267
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:45,835
OKAY, YOU SEE THE GUY
GETTING IN THE RING?

268
00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:47,796
THAT'S ROCKY JOHNSON.

269
00:13:47,963 --> 00:13:49,589
MAN, HE'S THE BEST.

270
00:13:49,757 --> 00:13:51,549
OOH!

271
00:13:51,717 --> 00:13:54,344
THE BEST?

272
00:13:54,512 --> 00:13:57,430
THEY'RE NOT EVEN FIGHTERS.
I MEAN, THESE ARE ALL TRICKS.

273
00:13:57,598 --> 00:13:59,682
I COULD GET UP THERE
RIGHT NOW AND...

274
00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:02,352
HOT DAMN.

275
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,020
HE DROPPED THAT GUY
RIGHT ON HIS HEAD.

276
00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:06,481
YEAH!

277
00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:12,153
THIS IS WHERE I GOT HIM.

278
00:14:12,321 --> 00:14:14,656
HE AIN'T GOIN' ANYWHERE.

279
00:14:14,824 --> 00:14:18,159
AAH.

280
00:14:18,327 --> 00:14:21,788
OHH. OHH.

281
00:14:45,855 --> 00:14:50,441
ONE, TWO, THREE. THE WINNER.

282
00:14:50,609 --> 00:14:51,943
GET OFF ME.

283
00:14:52,111 --> 00:14:54,153
I'M THE WINNER HERE.

284
00:14:57,074 --> 00:14:58,449
MAN.

285
00:14:58,617 --> 00:15:00,368
IT'S HOT IN HERE, HUH?

286
00:15:00,536 --> 00:15:03,288
YOU POOR THING.

287
00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:05,582
IS THAT BETTER, SWEETIE?

288
00:15:05,749 --> 00:15:08,167
OH, YEAH.

289
00:15:08,335 --> 00:15:10,253
JACKIE, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

290
00:15:10,421 --> 00:15:13,339
YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
MICHAEL, IS IT OKAY... OW!

291
00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:18,469
JACKIE, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING
ON BETWEEN YOU AND KELSO?

292
00:15:18,637 --> 00:15:22,432
LOOK, MICHAEL KELSO AND I
HAVE MADE BEAUTIFUL LOVE.

293
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,893
EWW!

294
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:26,644
I MEAN...

295
00:15:26,812 --> 00:15:29,981
NO, EWW.

296
00:15:30,149 --> 00:15:32,108
WHY ARE YOU BEING
SUCH A DOORMAT?

297
00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:34,444
LOOK, I HAVE TO BE NICE.

298
00:15:34,612 --> 00:15:36,154
WHAT IF HE GETS BORED NOW?

299
00:15:36,322 --> 00:15:37,488
BORED?

300
00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:40,992
JACKIE, HE'S GOING TO WANT
TO DO IT AGAIN.

301
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,579
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS
I'M TOTALLY IN CHARGE.

302
00:15:44,747 --> 00:15:45,947
WELL, I MEAN, A PARTNERSHIP...

303
00:15:46,081 --> 00:15:47,415
NO, NO, NO. I OWN HIM.

304
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:48,917
I'M THE MAN.

305
00:15:49,084 --> 00:15:50,251
WELL, JACKIE...

306
00:15:50,419 --> 00:15:52,378
NO, NO. THANK YOU, DONNA.

307
00:15:56,759 --> 00:15:58,051
GOOD EVENING, SIR.

308
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,887
I WOULD LIKE A REFRESHING
COLA, PLEASE.

309
00:16:02,181 --> 00:16:05,058
AND GET ME A BEER, SON.

310
00:16:06,936 --> 00:16:08,561
OKAY, DAD. SURE.

311
00:16:08,729 --> 00:16:11,898
AND A BEER FOR MY DAD.

312
00:16:16,362 --> 00:16:19,280
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ME
THAT BEER, ARE YOU?

313
00:16:20,282 --> 00:16:24,535
WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM, SON?

314
00:16:32,461 --> 00:16:34,261
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DON'T JUST SIT THERE.

315
00:16:34,296 --> 00:16:36,089
GET UP, YOU BIG BAD MOOSE.

316
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,840
LOOK, HE'S LAUGHING AT YOU.

317
00:16:38,008 --> 00:16:42,053
I GIVE AND I GIVE AND I GIVE.

318
00:16:42,221 --> 00:16:43,763
OH, BOO-HOO.

319
00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:46,516
GET BACK IN THE RING.

320
00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:57,944
HEY, THIS IS FUN.

321
00:16:58,862 --> 00:17:00,029
HEY, ROCKY JOHNSON.

322
00:17:00,197 --> 00:17:01,823
HEY, MR. JOHNSON, SIR,
MAY I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

323
00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:03,950
AARRRGH!

324
00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:07,745
ERIC, GO IN THERE
AND GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH.

325
00:17:07,913 --> 00:17:09,664
NO WAY, DAD.
THE SIGN SAYS WRESTLERS ONLY.

326
00:17:09,832 --> 00:17:11,082
SO?

327
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,918
SO, THAT'S A RULE.

328
00:17:14,086 --> 00:17:15,962
AS I REMEMBER, A GREAT MAN
ONCE SAID TO ME,

329
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:17,505
IF WE WERE TO BREAK THE RULES,

330
00:17:17,673 --> 00:17:18,873
THE WORLD WOULD JUST BE FILLED

331
00:17:19,008 --> 00:17:21,676
WITH TREE-CLIMBING
CRAP-FLINGERS.

332
00:17:21,844 --> 00:17:23,511
YEAH.

333
00:17:23,679 --> 00:17:24,846
NOW FOLLOW ME.

334
00:17:25,014 --> 00:17:27,140
YOU WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH OR NOT?

335
00:17:33,939 --> 00:17:35,189
THERE HE IS.

336
00:17:35,357 --> 00:17:36,997
MR. JOHNSON, YOU GAVE
THAT TEAM OF MIDGETS

337
00:17:37,026 --> 00:17:38,860
AN ASS-WHOOPING, SIR.

338
00:17:39,028 --> 00:17:40,319
YOU PILE DRIVE A LITTLE GUY,

339
00:17:40,487 --> 00:17:42,113
AND THE WHOLE CROWD
TURNS ON YOU,

340
00:17:42,281 --> 00:17:43,448
AND THEN WHEN
YOU'RE STANDING THERE

341
00:17:43,615 --> 00:17:45,015
WONDERING WHAT
THEY'RE BOOING ABOUT,

342
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:46,701
YOU GET BIT ON THE KNEECAPS.

343
00:17:46,869 --> 00:17:49,996
LOOK AT MY KNEES. MIDGET BITES.

344
00:17:50,164 --> 00:17:53,332
I WONDER IF YOU'D MIND, UH,
GIVING MY SON AN AUTOGRAPH.

345
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,876
NO.

346
00:17:55,044 --> 00:17:57,879
NO AUTOGRAPHS.

347
00:17:58,047 --> 00:18:01,132
LOOK, PAL, I MIGHT BE
THE ONLY GUY IN HERE

348
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:04,218
WHO'S ACTUALLY KILLED A MAN.

349
00:18:04,386 --> 00:18:06,471
GIVE THE KID AN AUTOGRAPH,

350
00:18:06,638 --> 00:18:09,682
AND THEN NO MORE AUTOGRAPHS.

351
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,142
THAT'S REALLY NICE,

352
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,852
BRINGING YOUR KID
TO A WRESTLING MATCH.

353
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:14,187
YOU KNOW, I GOT A SON,

354
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,980
AND ONE DAY HE'S GOING TO BECOME

355
00:18:16,148 --> 00:18:21,903
THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN
IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT.

356
00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:24,113
YEAH, WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

357
00:18:24,281 --> 00:18:27,325
UH, CAN YOU MAKE
THAT OUT TO RED FORMAN?

358
00:18:27,493 --> 00:18:28,785
NO, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

359
00:18:28,952 --> 00:18:30,119
UM, IT'S ERIC FORMAN.

360
00:18:30,287 --> 00:18:31,788
CAPITAL E-R-l-C...

361
00:18:31,955 --> 00:18:33,748
YEAH, BUT SEE,
HIS NICKNAME IS RED.

362
00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:35,625
NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S ERIC.

363
00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:38,961
STOP KIDDING AROUND, RED.

364
00:18:40,881 --> 00:18:43,508
YOU KNOW, BABE, A SODA
WOULD TASTE PRETTY GOOD

365
00:18:43,675 --> 00:18:45,343
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

366
00:18:45,511 --> 00:18:46,677
YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

367
00:18:46,845 --> 00:18:48,045
A SODA DOES SOUND PRETTY GOOD.

368
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,347
I'LL HAVE A DIET.

369
00:18:49,515 --> 00:18:52,308
YEAH, I'LL HAVE A ROOT BEER.

370
00:18:54,269 --> 00:18:57,814
OH, DON'T YOU WANT
TO GO GET IT FOR ME?

371
00:18:57,981 --> 00:18:59,440
SWEETIE?

372
00:18:59,608 --> 00:19:03,986
OKAY, LET ME CLEAR IT UP
FOR YOU, HMM?

373
00:19:04,154 --> 00:19:09,992
GET... ME... A SODA. NOW!

374
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:15,289
DID YOU SEE THAT? I'M THE MAN.

375
00:19:33,684 --> 00:19:36,894
IT ALL STARTED
ABOUT 6 MONTHS AGO

376
00:19:37,062 --> 00:19:40,815
WHEN MIDGY GOT A SUBSCRIPTION
TO COSMO.

377
00:19:41,984 --> 00:19:45,611
THESE GROUP SESSIONS
ARE ABOUT TESTING

378
00:19:45,779 --> 00:19:49,991
YOUR BOUNDARIES,
LOSING YOUR INHIBITIONS,

379
00:19:50,159 --> 00:19:53,369
REALLY SHARING WITH THE GROUP.

380
00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,663
KITTY, ARE YOU READY?

381
00:19:55,831 --> 00:19:58,666
OH, UM, WELL...

382
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,168
SHARE A LITTLE, MOM.

383
00:20:00,335 --> 00:20:02,503
TELL US HOW FOLDING THE DISH
TOWELS JUST RIGHT MAKES

384
00:20:02,671 --> 00:20:06,757
ALL OUR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

385
00:20:08,177 --> 00:20:11,262
YOU WANT ME TO SHARE?

386
00:20:11,430 --> 00:20:13,389
OKAY.

387
00:20:16,143 --> 00:20:17,685
LAURIE, YOU'RE MEAN
TO YOUR BROTHER,

388
00:20:17,853 --> 00:20:19,854
AND YOU'RE SCREWING
AROUND AT COLLEGE.

389
00:20:20,022 --> 00:20:21,480
WE DON'T EVEN SEE YOU
UNLESS YOU'VE RUN OUT

390
00:20:21,648 --> 00:20:23,691
OF CLEAN CLOTHES OR NEED CASH.

391
00:20:23,859 --> 00:20:27,278
THE FACT IS, YOU'RE
AN UNGRATEFUL, SPOILED BRAT.

392
00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:36,204
WELL, THANK YOU. THAT WAS NICE.

393
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:39,207
I LOVE YOU, HONEY.

394
00:20:39,374 --> 00:20:43,753
WELL, I HOPE WE'RE ALL AS
EXCITED ABOUT THIS JOURNEY

395
00:20:43,921 --> 00:20:45,838
AS I AM.

396
00:20:46,006 --> 00:20:48,049
LET'S PAIR OFF.

397
00:20:50,052 --> 00:20:52,303
OKAY, OKAY.

398
00:20:52,471 --> 00:20:54,055
I DON'T GET IT, KITTY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?

399
00:20:54,223 --> 00:20:56,143
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON.
HE'S A BAD DOCTOR.

400
00:20:56,225 --> 00:20:58,851
A VERY, VERY BAD DOCTOR.

401
00:21:00,062 --> 00:21:01,742
HEY, DAD, THANKS FOR
LETTING ME DRIVE HOME.

402
00:21:01,897 --> 00:21:04,857
THANKS FOR NOT KILLING ME.

403
00:21:06,902 --> 00:21:08,778
YOU KNOW, I JUST HAD
A LOT OF FUN TONIGHT

404
00:21:08,946 --> 00:21:10,446
WITH YOU, DAD.

405
00:21:10,614 --> 00:21:13,241
YEAH, ME TOO.

406
00:21:13,408 --> 00:21:15,451
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

407
00:21:15,619 --> 00:21:17,036
OH, YOU WANT SOME, HUH?

408
00:21:17,204 --> 00:21:18,537
YEAH, I WANT TO HAVE A PIECE.

409
00:21:18,705 --> 00:21:19,872
HUH? HUH?

410
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,207
WHOA.

411
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,334
AHH.

412
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:28,881
YES!

413
00:21:29,049 --> 00:21:32,176
WHO'S THE KING? WHO'S THE KING?

414
00:21:32,344 --> 00:21:34,262
OW. AH.

415
00:21:34,429 --> 00:21:36,472
MY NECK. OH.

416
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,932
GOSH, DAD, I'M SORRY.

417
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,267
I'M SO SORRY.

418
00:21:39,434 --> 00:21:41,018
LOOK, I HAD NO IDE...

419
00:21:41,186 --> 00:21:45,690
AHH.

420
00:21:45,857 --> 00:21:49,652
NOW WHO'S THE KING, HUH?

421
00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:51,779
YOU ARE.

422
00:21:53,991 --> 00:21:55,866
MM-HMM.

423
00:21:56,034 --> 00:21:57,702
AND IT TURNED OUT THIS
THERAPIST WAS JUST OBSESSED

424
00:21:57,869 --> 00:22:00,454
WITH SEX.

425
00:22:00,622 --> 00:22:02,623
AND THIS IS A REALLY
DIFFICULT TIME FOR ME.

426
00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:04,333
THE LAST THING I NEED
IS A DOCTOR

427
00:22:04,501 --> 00:22:06,794
WHO DOESN'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.

428
00:22:06,962 --> 00:22:09,463
I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE
I CAN TALK TO,

429
00:22:09,631 --> 00:22:11,507
SOMEONE WHO'LL REALLY LISTEN.

430
00:22:11,675 --> 00:22:14,593
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING

431
00:22:14,761 --> 00:22:18,014
SO... DO YOU WANT TO GO
TO A PARTY?

432
00:22:18,181 --> 00:22:21,475
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.

433
00:22:21,643 --> 00:22:23,311
OKAY.

434
00:22:23,478 --> 00:22:27,158
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PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE