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- You and Jackie did not do it.
- No. We so did it.

2
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You're always saying that you did it.

3
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Kelso, she wears the pants,
and they have never come off.

4
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Look at my face. This is a face that did it.

5
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Holy smokes, I think he did it.

6
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- Kelso did it!
- I did it!

7
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Yeah. Congratulations, man.

8
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- Plus, you did it in record time.
- Yeah, you think?

9
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No, you moron. You've been
kissing her ass for over a year.

10
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Yeah, but that's over, man.

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It's hard to explain to you kids
that have never had sex before...

12
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but when you're with a woman,
something chemical happens to her.

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Now, Jackie is totally different.
She's like my love slave.

14
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Yeah, I'm that good.

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Hey, guys.

16
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Hi, sweetie. How are you?

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Actually, I'm a little bit chilly.
But I left my coat up in the car.

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I'll go get it for you. Miss me.

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Handy little thing, isn't she?

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Okay, that was so cool.

21
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- Cool?
- And by "cool" I mean "wrong and stupid."

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All right, shut up. Wrestling's back on.

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I love wrestling!

24
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Come on, you're not even fighting back.

25
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Why would he fight back?

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Don't forget,
this Saturday night...

27
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pro wrestling is coming...

28
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to the National Guard Armory
in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

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Watch Rocky Johnson
take on 20 snarling midgets.

30
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Now, back to the action.

31
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Rocky Johnson's coming to Kenosha?
Man, we gotta go.

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I'm in. I love midgets, man.

33
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Eric, I need to see you up here.
Okay, I'll be right up.

34
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You are not going up?

35
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I'll go up when I'm ready.

36
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So I just said to myself:

37
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"I don't care if all I have
is dirty laundry and no money.

38
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"I'm going home to see my parents.
Because I love them very much."

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Oh, my.

40
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Well, will you look at these?

41
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Yeah, Mom, all the girls are wearing them.

42
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Eric, where have you been?

43
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- Yeah, Eric, I called you five minutes ago.
- I was watching wrestling.

44
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Did you take those books
back to the library like I asked you?

45
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Yeah. I took them back.

46
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Then why did I see them
in the backseat of your car?

47
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I took them back to the car.

48
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Which means that
they're practically at the library.

49
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You know, Dad,
I feel sorry for all the good kids...

50
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who wanted to read those books.

51
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That's who I feel sorry for.

52
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Okay, it's five books. A nickel a book.
Big deal, I'm out a quarter.

53
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It's not about the money, son.
It's about the rules.

54
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And without rules,
we might as well all be up in a tree...

55
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flinging our crap at each other.

56
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Okay.

57
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The library closes in a half an hour,
so get your ass over there.

58
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Dad, you know,
all my friends are downstairs so...

59
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Hey, pal, I'm not the bad guy here.

60
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Now, you screwed yourself
when you didn't return those books.

61
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- Now go.
- Okay.

62
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No.

63
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Did you say, "no"?

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Are you telling me, "no"?

65
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Is that what I'm hearing?

66
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Yeah.

67
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Oh, dear.

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Hanging out

69
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Down the street

70
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The same old thing

71
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We did last week

72
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Not a thing to do

73
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But talk to you

74
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Whoa, yeah

75
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Hello, Wisconsin!

76
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Well, all right!

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You know what's interesting?

78
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No.

79
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When you talk to Laurie,
you actually have a conversation...

80
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but with Eric, you just give orders.

81
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Kitty, he said no to me.

82
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He's getting older, Red.

83
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I think it's time you two
developed a friendship...

84
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'cause if you don't, he'll move away
and we'll never see him again.

85
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Is that what you want?

86
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Red.

87
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I can't be friends with Eric.

88
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He's too twitchy.

89
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Red, until I see you
make some kind of effort...

90
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I'm just gonna keep bringing it up.

91
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Threats aren't gonna work, Kitty.

92
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In the middle
of every newspaper you're reading...

93
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every nap you're taking,
every football game you're watching...

94
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I'll be there talking.

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Bob, I'm thinking of starting therapy.

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Okay, I'm gonna be...

97
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Bye.

98
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Therapy? That's for crazies.

99
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You know, the unexamined
self is an unfulfilled self.

100
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How can you be unfulfilled?

101
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I put a roof over your head,
I pay the bills, I take care of you.

102
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- Yeah, but what do I do?
- You fill out that sweater real nice.

103
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You are so...

104
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cold!

105
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What? That's a compliment.

106
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Sit down, Laurie, have some ribs.

107
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Mom, you know
I'm on my water and yogurt diet.

108
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Okay, isn't this nice?

109
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My whole family together. Mostly.

110
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Having family fun.
Because that's what dinner is for.

111
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Right, Red?

112
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Okay.

113
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So. Eric...

114
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what happened at school today?

115
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Why? What'd you hear?

116
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What's wrong with you?
I can't ask a simple question?

117
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Red, you need some potatoes.

118
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Good job on returning those books.

119
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Yeah, I returned the books.

120
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Even though it was kind of stupid.

121
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What?

122
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He said it was stupid, Daddy.

123
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Okay.

124
00:08:02,638 --> 00:08:04,699
Eric, what are you gonna do this weekend?

125
00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:08,213
Me and the gang are gonna catch
that wrestling match in Kenosha.

126
00:08:09,183 --> 00:08:11,244
Now, isn't that something?

127
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Because a certain Mr. Red Forman
used to wrestle in high school.

128
00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,158
No. What I did then was real.

129
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That stuff on TV, that's all an act.

130
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I don't know.

131
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I bet if the two of you went together,
you'd really enjoy yourselves.

132
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Right, guys?

133
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- No, Mom, I don't...
- I'm really busy...

134
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So, you're going.

135
00:08:38,635 --> 00:08:41,162
And I think everyone has room to grow...

136
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but Bob is perfectly satisfied...

137
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and says just being his wife
should make me happy.

138
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Midge, let me stop you right there.

139
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I know we've had only one session,
but from what I'm hearing...

140
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everything you say is completely right...

141
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and everything Bob says
is completely wrong.

142
00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,842
I think I'm gonna like therapy.

143
00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:08,416
I think therapy's gonna like you.

144
00:09:12,628 --> 00:09:14,961
Jackie, what are you doing here?
You hate wrestling.

145
00:09:15,033 --> 00:09:18,630
Michael likes it,
and anything that Michael likes, I like.

146
00:09:18,838 --> 00:09:20,671
'Cause I like Michael.

147
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Yeah, that's my girl.

148
00:09:27,054 --> 00:09:28,522
Oh, barf.

149
00:09:28,656 --> 00:09:30,625
Come on, watch your legs.

150
00:09:30,994 --> 00:09:33,863
Taking the gang to the wrestling matches?

151
00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:38,034
I guess I'll just sit home alone tonight...

152
00:09:38,106 --> 00:09:40,941
since Midge is going
to some therapy thing.

153
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I'll be alone.

154
00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:46,850
Get in the car, Bob.

155
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Eric, give me the keys.
Why can't I drive?

156
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Because I want to get there in one piece.

157
00:09:55,738 --> 00:09:57,434
Hey, can we get a move on?

158
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If I Miss that 20-midget free-for-all,
I'm gonna be super pissed.

159
00:10:03,685 --> 00:10:05,483
Fine. You drive.

160
00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:07,315
Red.

161
00:10:09,595 --> 00:10:12,795
You know,
on second thought you should drive.

162
00:10:13,870 --> 00:10:17,433
After all, tonight I'm just one of the gang.

163
00:10:22,818 --> 00:10:26,621
This isn't gonna work, you know?
We're gonna kill each other.

164
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,794
Fine, kill each other. Just do it together.

165
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,280
Both hands on the wheel, Eric.

166
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,784
10 and two.

167
00:10:42,788 --> 00:10:45,953
- Dad, if you want to drive...
- No. That's all right.

168
00:10:46,026 --> 00:10:48,019
I'm just one of the gang.

169
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,668
Yield, damn it! That sign says, "yield."

170
00:11:03,858 --> 00:11:05,019
That's better.

171
00:11:11,223 --> 00:11:14,217
Baby

172
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,361
This is ridiculous.

173
00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:20,296
When we get home tonight...

174
00:11:20,373 --> 00:11:23,640
you better tell your mother
we had a damn good time.

175
00:11:24,413 --> 00:11:25,938
So far so good.

176
00:11:26,449 --> 00:11:27,815
Yeah.

177
00:11:28,119 --> 00:11:31,751
And now, I gotta go
and spend $2 for a 10-cent beer.

178
00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:36,862
Gee, I'm so glad our dads came.

179
00:11:37,636 --> 00:11:40,436
- At least yours is leaving you alone.
- Yeah.

180
00:11:41,343 --> 00:11:42,936
- Poor Fez.
- Yeah.

181
00:11:44,348 --> 00:11:46,750
There I was sitting in the kitchen.

182
00:11:47,153 --> 00:11:51,217
Sitting in the kitchen, when, boom!
She tells me she needs therapy.

183
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:54,463
Yeah, Midge and I
had a beautiful thing, Fezzy...

184
00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:56,263
then it all went wrong.

185
00:11:59,107 --> 00:12:01,304
Yeah, Bob, women are hell.

186
00:12:02,981 --> 00:12:06,009
Why don't you grab us all a beer
and we'll talk it over?

187
00:12:07,088 --> 00:12:10,219
I could get you sodas,
'cause I know you're underage.

188
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,334
Bob, this isn't about us.

189
00:12:15,303 --> 00:12:16,828
It's about you.

190
00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:21,438
And you need friends. And beer.

191
00:12:22,415 --> 00:12:24,612
How stupid do you think I am?

192
00:12:25,721 --> 00:12:28,283
Why don't we grab a beer
and we'll talk it over?

193
00:12:31,298 --> 00:12:32,493
No.

194
00:12:34,202 --> 00:12:36,365
Then, Bob, you're on your own.

195
00:12:37,842 --> 00:12:40,039
See how you drive people away?

196
00:12:45,188 --> 00:12:49,219
I'm telling you,
after my therapy session, I felt so loose.

197
00:12:50,264 --> 00:12:51,755
Loose is good.

198
00:12:52,735 --> 00:12:55,832
If you ask me,
we could all do with a little tightening.

199
00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:01,380
And tonight, my therapist is hosting
an encounter group...

200
00:13:01,918 --> 00:13:04,013
but I'm too shy to go alone.

201
00:13:07,528 --> 00:13:11,968
Well, too bad.
Kitty, please come with me.

202
00:13:12,036 --> 00:13:14,529
I don't think so. No, thank you. No.

203
00:13:15,476 --> 00:13:17,240
You know what this is a lot like?

204
00:13:17,312 --> 00:13:19,976
Like when you asked me
to help you host the bake sale.

205
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,577
Only it's different, because I said yes.

206
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,694
All right.
Great.

207
00:13:28,532 --> 00:13:32,403
It's a gathering of his souls in progress.
Over drinks.

208
00:13:32,472 --> 00:13:34,566
Free drinks? I'm in.

209
00:13:35,511 --> 00:13:38,482
That's nice.
That's music to a mother's ears.

210
00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,120
Okay, what's going on here?

211
00:13:44,193 --> 00:13:47,824
Okay, you see the guy getting in
the ring? That's Rocky Johnson.

212
00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:49,763
Man, he's the best.

213
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,265
The best?

214
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:57,579
They're not even fighters.
I mean, it's all tricks.

215
00:13:57,783 --> 00:14:00,253
I could get up there right now and...

216
00:14:00,855 --> 00:14:03,918
Goddamn, he dropped that guy
right on his head!

217
00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:04,984
Yeah!

218
00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:14,106
That's right. I got him.
He ain't going anywhere.

219
00:14:46,002 --> 00:14:48,336
One, two, three.

220
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:53,578
- The winner!
- Get off me! I'm the winner here.

221
00:14:54,617 --> 00:14:55,641
Yeah!

222
00:14:56,887 --> 00:14:57,980
Man!

223
00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:01,923
- Hot in here.
- You poor thing.

224
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:07,065
- Is that better, sweetie?
- Yeah!

225
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,145
- Jackie, can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah, sure.

226
00:15:11,213 --> 00:15:12,408
Michael, is it okay...

227
00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:18,657
Jackie, what the hell is going on
between you and Kelso?

228
00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:22,722
Look, Michael Kelso
and I have made beautiful love.

229
00:15:25,371 --> 00:15:27,398
I mean... No.

230
00:15:30,547 --> 00:15:34,247
- Why are you being such a doormat?
- Look, I have to be nice.

231
00:15:34,787 --> 00:15:36,689
What if he gets bored now?

232
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:39,285
Bored? Jackie, he's gonna
want to do it again.

233
00:15:41,432 --> 00:15:44,871
So what you're saying is,
I'm totally in charge.

234
00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:46,202
I mean, a partnership...

235
00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:48,973
No. I own him! I am the man.

236
00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:52,045
Jackie...
No. Thank you, Donna.

237
00:15:57,328 --> 00:16:00,629
Good evening, sir.
I would like a refreshing cola, please.

238
00:16:02,537 --> 00:16:05,029
And get me a beer, son.

239
00:16:07,178 --> 00:16:09,876
Okay, Dad, sure. And a beer for my dad.

240
00:16:16,628 --> 00:16:19,464
You're not gonna
get me that beer, are you?

241
00:16:20,268 --> 00:16:22,670
What seems to be the problem, son?

242
00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:34,392
What're you doing? Don't just sit there!

243
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,864
Get up, you big moose!
Look, he's laughing at you!

244
00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:41,770
I give and I give and I give!

245
00:16:42,907 --> 00:16:45,708
Boo-hoo. Get back in the ring!

246
00:16:47,816 --> 00:16:49,045
Come on.

247
00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:57,123
Hey, this is fun.

248
00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:02,904
Rocky Johnson. Mr. Johnson, sir,
can I get your autograph?

249
00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:06,072
Rocky!

250
00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:08,176
Eric, go in there and get your autograph.

251
00:17:08,253 --> 00:17:10,222
No way, Dad.
The sign says, "wrestlers only."

252
00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:11,279
So?

253
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So, that's a rule.

254
00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:16,532
As I remember,
a great man once said to me:

255
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,000
"If we were to break the rules...

256
00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:21,269
"the world would just be filled
with tree-climbing crapflingers."

257
00:17:22,878 --> 00:17:26,408
Yeah. Follow me.
You want your autograph or not?

258
00:17:34,199 --> 00:17:35,428
There he is.

259
00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:38,768
Mr. Johnson, you gave that team
of midgets an ass whupping, sir!

260
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,203
You pile drive a little guy
and the whole crowd turns on you.

261
00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:45,273
When you're standing there,
wondering what they're booing about...

262
00:17:45,351 --> 00:17:47,981
you get bit on the kneecaps.
Look at my knees.

263
00:17:48,056 --> 00:17:49,525
Midget bites.

264
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,693
I wonder if you'd mind
giving my son an autograph.

265
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,527
No. No autographs.

266
00:17:58,541 --> 00:17:59,839
Look, pal...

267
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:03,575
I might be the only guy in here
who's actually killed a man.

268
00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:08,555
Give the kid an autograph.
And then, no more autographs.

269
00:18:10,228 --> 00:18:13,223
That's really nice.
Bringing your kid to a wrestling match.

270
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,530
You know, I've got a son.

271
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And one day, he's gonna become
the most electrifying man...

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in sports entertainment.

273
00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:27,254
Yeah, good luck with that.
Wanna make that out to Red Forman?

274
00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:32,391
No. I don't think so.
It's Eric Forman. Capital E-R-I-C.

275
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:35,906
- Yeah, but see, his nickname is Red.
- No, it's not, it's Eric.

276
00:18:35,974 --> 00:18:38,069
Stop kidding around, Red!

277
00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:45,188
You know, babe, a soda would
taste pretty good right about now.

278
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,191
Yeah, you're right.
A soda does sound pretty good.

279
00:18:48,262 --> 00:18:51,234
- I'll have a diet.
- Yeah, I'll have a root beer.

280
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,669
Don't you want to go get it for me?

281
00:18:58,413 --> 00:18:59,642
Sweetie?

282
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:02,318
Okay, let me clear it up for you.

283
00:19:04,558 --> 00:19:07,358
Get me a soda.

284
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,593
Now!

285
00:19:13,307 --> 00:19:15,401
Did you see that? I'm the man.

286
00:19:34,077 --> 00:19:36,512
It all started about six months ago...

287
00:19:37,449 --> 00:19:40,079
when Midgie got a subscription to Cosmo.

288
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,954
These group sessions...

289
00:19:44,595 --> 00:19:47,589
are about testing your boundaries...

290
00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:52,501
losing your inhibitions,
and really sharing with the group.

291
00:19:54,112 --> 00:19:55,705
Kitty, are you ready?

292
00:19:59,121 --> 00:20:00,487
Share a little, Mom.

293
00:20:00,557 --> 00:20:02,754
Tell us how folding
the dishtowels just right...

294
00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:04,922
makes all our problems go away.

295
00:20:08,671 --> 00:20:10,435
You want me to share?

296
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:12,866
Okay.

297
00:20:16,585 --> 00:20:20,388
Laurie, you're mean to your brother
and you're screwing around at college.

298
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:23,088
We don't even see you
unless you run out of clean clothes...

299
00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:24,153
or need cash.

300
00:20:24,232 --> 00:20:27,328
The fact is,
you're an ungrateful, spoiled brat.

301
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,410
Well, thank you. That was nice.

302
00:20:37,255 --> 00:20:38,848
I love you, honey.

303
00:20:39,826 --> 00:20:43,390
Well, I hope you're all as excited...

304
00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:45,526
about this journey as I am.

305
00:20:46,471 --> 00:20:47,962
Let's pair off.

306
00:20:50,178 --> 00:20:51,942
Okay, we're leaving.

307
00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:54,848
I don't get it, Kitty. What's going on?

308
00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:57,014
I'll tell you what's going on.
He's a bad doctor.

309
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,182
A very bad doctor.

310
00:21:00,596 --> 00:21:04,558
- Dad, thanks for letting me drive home.
- Thanks for not killing me.

311
00:21:07,608 --> 00:21:10,545
You know, I just had a lot
of fun tonight with you, Dad.

312
00:21:11,181 --> 00:21:12,649
Yeah, me too.

313
00:21:13,853 --> 00:21:15,982
All right, let's go.

314
00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:17,886
- Want some?
- Yeah.

315
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,793
I wanna have a piece.

316
00:21:28,044 --> 00:21:31,813
Yes! Who's the king? Who's the king?

317
00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:38,624
My neck!
Gosh, Dad, I'm sorry.

318
00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:40,893
I'm so sorry. Look, I had no...

319
00:21:46,343 --> 00:21:48,244
Now who's the king?

320
00:21:50,284 --> 00:21:51,513
You are.

321
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,967
And it turned out this therapist
was just obsessed with sex.

322
00:22:00,773 --> 00:22:03,335
And this is a really difficult time for me.

323
00:22:03,411 --> 00:22:07,077
The last thing I need is a doctor
who doesn't take me seriously.

324
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:11,488
I need to find someone I can talk to,
someone who will really listen.

325
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:17,869
So. Wanna go to a party?

326
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:23,000
Okay.

