1 00:00:07,326 --> 00:00:09,421 Yeah, that's a good sound. 2 00:00:09,497 --> 00:00:12,332 Now, coming up in the second half-hour of American Bandstand: 3 00:00:12,402 --> 00:00:15,032 Shields and Yarnell, Elton John and Kiki Dee... 4 00:00:15,107 --> 00:00:16,974 and now, The Spotlight Dance. 5 00:00:17,044 --> 00:00:19,037 This is Mr. Lou Rawls. 6 00:00:48,835 --> 00:00:50,565 Jackie! Door! Knock! 7 00:00:50,706 --> 00:00:54,304 Sorry. I didn't know you'd be doing anything so embarrassing. 8 00:00:55,113 --> 00:00:57,242 - Is Donna here? - No. 9 00:00:57,718 --> 00:01:01,954 Look, I need to talk to someone. I can really use a friend right now. 10 00:01:02,828 --> 00:01:04,626 Okay, then. Good luck with that. 11 00:01:04,697 --> 00:01:07,566 Eric, can I talk to you? 12 00:01:08,771 --> 00:01:12,335 Look, I've always been able to trust you and you're such a nice guy. 13 00:01:12,411 --> 00:01:13,903 No, I'm not. 14 00:01:14,983 --> 00:01:16,451 Yes, you are. 15 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,756 Okay. 16 00:01:23,297 --> 00:01:25,199 What happened? 17 00:01:25,268 --> 00:01:28,502 Did Kelso forget your birthday or something? 18 00:01:30,077 --> 00:01:31,545 I'm pregnant. 19 00:01:42,933 --> 00:01:45,734 Eric, you're like a million miles away. What's going on? 20 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:48,208 I have to tell you something, but you have to promise... 21 00:01:48,277 --> 00:01:49,540 you won't tell anybody else. 22 00:01:49,612 --> 00:01:51,707 Dirt! I swear. Now tell me. 23 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:53,313 Not here. 24 00:02:04,105 --> 00:02:06,473 Hanging out 25 00:02:07,946 --> 00:02:10,109 Down the street 26 00:02:11,619 --> 00:02:13,851 The same old thing 27 00:02:15,259 --> 00:02:17,627 We did last week 28 00:02:18,565 --> 00:02:21,934 Not a thing to do 29 00:02:22,739 --> 00:02:25,870 But talk to you 30 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,105 Whoa, yeah 31 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,547 Hello, Wisconsin! 32 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,633 Of course I support the Wolverines. 33 00:02:35,709 --> 00:02:39,011 I have to. I'm a cheerleader, not a cheer-liar. 34 00:02:39,551 --> 00:02:43,581 And then, in the dream, two of The Three Stooges fed me grapes... 35 00:02:45,127 --> 00:02:48,691 while I played them a beautiful song on my accordion... 36 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:50,835 In the nude. 37 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,976 Somehow the accordion part bothers me more... 38 00:02:55,045 --> 00:02:56,639 than the nude part. 39 00:02:56,715 --> 00:02:59,049 - Michael, stop it! - What'd I do? 40 00:02:59,487 --> 00:03:02,185 Look, I just need all the food I can get right now. 41 00:03:06,198 --> 00:03:07,223 Hi. 42 00:03:08,336 --> 00:03:10,533 I have to go to the bathroom. 43 00:03:11,542 --> 00:03:12,737 Jackie? 44 00:03:14,113 --> 00:03:15,479 My God. 45 00:03:15,549 --> 00:03:19,352 Donna, you have never asked me to go to the bathroom with you before. 46 00:03:19,422 --> 00:03:21,221 Yeah, it's a big day. 47 00:03:26,369 --> 00:03:29,603 Man, she has been acting so weird lately. 48 00:03:29,808 --> 00:03:33,041 I'm telling you, guys, I think it's time I break up with her. 49 00:03:33,115 --> 00:03:35,847 That's real nice. Why don't you grow up? 50 00:03:41,529 --> 00:03:43,897 So, is it true? 51 00:03:44,902 --> 00:03:49,240 Yes, Donna, it is true. I am carrying Michael Kelso's child. 52 00:03:49,978 --> 00:03:53,348 Jackie, you're a sophomore. How can you be so stupid? 53 00:03:53,953 --> 00:03:55,546 I'm a sophomore. 54 00:03:57,826 --> 00:04:01,629 Why didn't you, like, you know, use something? 55 00:04:01,933 --> 00:04:03,265 Look, I would have... 56 00:04:03,336 --> 00:04:05,932 but my cousin Carla told me that I could not get pregnant... 57 00:04:06,008 --> 00:04:08,341 for eight days after my period. 58 00:04:08,479 --> 00:04:09,571 Okay. 59 00:04:09,848 --> 00:04:12,785 Eight days after your first day or your last day? 60 00:04:14,456 --> 00:04:17,292 I don't know. Carla never called me back. 61 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:21,265 My God, Donna, having this child is gonna ruin my whole life. 62 00:04:21,335 --> 00:04:22,325 Yeah. 63 00:04:22,404 --> 00:04:26,309 I'll have to wear flats, I'll gain weight, I'll be too fat to cheer. 64 00:04:28,181 --> 00:04:31,414 Not to mention the fact you'll have a baby to take care of. 65 00:04:31,487 --> 00:04:34,254 Donna, what am I gonna do? I'm in such trouble. 66 00:04:34,326 --> 00:04:37,422 Jackie, it's all right. We'll get through this. 67 00:04:37,766 --> 00:04:39,735 What does Kelso say about all this? 68 00:04:39,802 --> 00:04:41,863 No! I cannot tell Michael. 69 00:04:41,939 --> 00:04:44,375 - It's way too embarrassing. - Jackie! 70 00:04:46,214 --> 00:04:49,777 - You had sex with him. - I know I did. But we didn't talk. 71 00:04:50,789 --> 00:04:52,656 You have to tell Kelso. 72 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,690 If you don't, I will. 73 00:04:56,900 --> 00:05:00,236 Thank you, Donna. 74 00:05:01,575 --> 00:05:03,670 Jackie, I don't want to tell him. 75 00:05:11,493 --> 00:05:13,122 I think he knows. 76 00:05:23,548 --> 00:05:25,643 - What? - Nothing. 77 00:05:26,855 --> 00:05:30,521 We're just a little surprised that you're home, that's all. 78 00:05:30,595 --> 00:05:31,790 It's no big deal. 79 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:35,462 You know, I just didn't feel like going away for spring break. 80 00:05:35,537 --> 00:05:39,101 Honey, is there a warrant out for you in Fort Lauderdale? 81 00:05:39,879 --> 00:05:43,180 Now, Kitty, I'm sure she's just home... 82 00:05:43,351 --> 00:05:45,651 to spend time with us and Eric. 83 00:05:49,195 --> 00:05:50,788 Why are you home? 84 00:05:51,533 --> 00:05:55,028 Daddy, it was just a very, very tough quarter. 85 00:05:55,306 --> 00:05:57,936 I'm sure you'll come through with flying colors. 86 00:05:58,011 --> 00:05:59,172 Yeah. 87 00:05:59,915 --> 00:06:01,110 Yeah. 88 00:06:02,252 --> 00:06:04,745 You know, the whole concept of grades is so subjective. 89 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:08,319 It's really the experience of college that's important. 90 00:06:09,132 --> 00:06:10,600 No, it's not. 91 00:06:12,704 --> 00:06:14,105 Mail's here. 92 00:06:16,244 --> 00:06:17,975 Nothing. 93 00:06:18,315 --> 00:06:19,977 Sorry I was late. We were at The Hub. 94 00:06:20,052 --> 00:06:22,248 Then I had to drive everyone home, then Kelso says... 95 00:06:22,322 --> 00:06:24,315 Blah, blah. You're late. 96 00:06:25,127 --> 00:06:27,620 Be responsible for your own actions. 97 00:06:27,799 --> 00:06:30,599 That's real easy for you to say, pal! 98 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:37,544 That kid's on dope. 99 00:06:40,622 --> 00:06:43,115 Don't want to miss Sanford and Son. 100 00:06:46,766 --> 00:06:47,927 Mom? 101 00:06:50,339 --> 00:06:52,935 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 102 00:06:53,145 --> 00:06:54,169 Okay. 103 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:57,043 A friend of mine, and it's not me... 104 00:06:58,454 --> 00:06:59,547 is pregnant. 105 00:06:59,623 --> 00:07:01,718 Is it you? 106 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:07,061 - No, Mom, not me. - Thank God. 107 00:07:07,237 --> 00:07:10,641 I just had the most horrible flashback to when I was 16 and... 108 00:07:12,246 --> 00:07:14,148 You were saying, honey? 109 00:07:15,118 --> 00:07:18,556 The whole pregnancy thing is just so scary and overwhelming. 110 00:07:18,658 --> 00:07:20,684 Jackie, I mean... 111 00:07:21,163 --> 00:07:22,529 my friend. 112 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:24,931 It is you, isn't it? 113 00:07:27,107 --> 00:07:28,267 No. 114 00:07:29,845 --> 00:07:33,579 She had one night of fun and now her whole life is out of control. 115 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:37,223 Are you worried about you and Eric? 116 00:07:38,828 --> 00:07:39,853 No. 117 00:07:40,932 --> 00:07:42,127 Maybe. 118 00:07:42,735 --> 00:07:43,794 Yes. 119 00:07:45,206 --> 00:07:48,201 Honey, let me just tell you what I think. 120 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:53,486 Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, things happen. 121 00:07:53,654 --> 00:07:57,822 And the backseat of a car is no place to be worrying about birth control. 122 00:08:01,936 --> 00:08:03,336 Thanks, Mom. 123 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:07,004 Sanford thinks he's having a heart attack. 124 00:08:07,079 --> 00:08:09,641 It looks like the big one. Come watch. 125 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,932 So, I've been thinking about it... 126 00:08:19,001 --> 00:08:21,563 and I'm gonna do the right thing. 127 00:08:22,007 --> 00:08:25,206 I'm gonna be responsible. I mean, I have to. I'm going to be a father. 128 00:08:25,279 --> 00:08:27,112 Yeah, and on the plus side... 129 00:08:27,183 --> 00:08:29,551 you walk into a liquor store carrying a baby, man... 130 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:31,486 they'll sell you beer. 131 00:08:34,463 --> 00:08:38,527 Yeah, and I like kids. I still have some of my Legos. 132 00:08:38,603 --> 00:08:40,368 It's gonna be great. 133 00:08:41,374 --> 00:08:44,005 And Jackie's mukatots will get huge. 134 00:08:48,354 --> 00:08:52,795 Fez, for those of us who only speak English, what exactly is a "mukatot"? 135 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:56,466 Feet. They will get long as well as wide. 136 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,900 Very gratifying. 137 00:08:59,909 --> 00:09:01,571 You foreign freak. 138 00:09:04,416 --> 00:09:07,582 I mean, this is scary, man. I might have to get married. 139 00:09:07,656 --> 00:09:10,126 Not just married. Married to Jackie. 140 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:12,831 That's freaking terrifying. 141 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:16,969 - Okay, I am never having sex again. - Yeah, good one. 142 00:09:18,342 --> 00:09:20,471 No, I'm serious, man. 143 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:25,580 It's just not worth it. Just wait, Eric. This could so easily happen to you. 144 00:09:25,789 --> 00:09:29,228 I don't think so. I'd probably have to have sex first. 145 00:09:31,199 --> 00:09:34,899 - It's just not fair. - You're telling me. I want to have sex. 146 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:43,579 Laurie, I sure have noticed you hanging around the mailbox a lot. 147 00:09:43,655 --> 00:09:46,251 I don't know what you're talking about. 148 00:09:46,327 --> 00:09:47,659 What could be so important... 149 00:09:47,729 --> 00:09:50,929 that you'd give up a week of whoring around Fort Lauderdale? 150 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:57,071 I know. It's your grades, right? You're flunking out. 151 00:09:57,146 --> 00:09:59,342 Bingo! Forman scores! Right? 152 00:10:01,053 --> 00:10:04,992 Okay, Eric. You know what? Dad likes me and he doesn't like you. 153 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,702 Can I help you? 154 00:10:09,769 --> 00:10:11,932 Sure. Pictures for Forman. 155 00:10:12,007 --> 00:10:13,737 I'll be right back. 156 00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:31,869 Hey, there, Eric. You okay? 157 00:10:31,942 --> 00:10:33,274 I was just... 158 00:10:34,113 --> 00:10:35,513 How are you? 159 00:10:35,949 --> 00:10:37,475 Here you go. Can I help you? 160 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,853 Yup. Prescription for Pinciotti. 161 00:10:41,093 --> 00:10:45,465 Trying on cologne for Donna? That is so darn cute. 162 00:10:46,803 --> 00:10:47,964 Thank you, sir. 163 00:10:49,809 --> 00:10:52,041 Here you go. That'll be $21.50. 164 00:10:53,982 --> 00:10:56,818 That's a little pricey for cough medicine. 165 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,592 Pinciotti, Donna. 166 00:11:01,797 --> 00:11:03,197 Ortho-novum. 167 00:11:04,068 --> 00:11:06,903 Ortho what? Ortho-novum. 168 00:11:06,973 --> 00:11:08,737 Birth control pills. 169 00:11:24,866 --> 00:11:26,027 Midge! 170 00:11:27,036 --> 00:11:28,197 Midge? 171 00:11:33,549 --> 00:11:34,778 Meet Bob. 172 00:11:34,851 --> 00:11:37,219 He's a typical American who works hard... 173 00:11:37,289 --> 00:11:41,285 loves his family and has never cheated on his tax return. 174 00:11:41,362 --> 00:11:42,991 Life is good... 175 00:11:43,066 --> 00:11:45,696 but lately, he's noticed some slight changes... 176 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:47,330 in his daughter Donna. 177 00:11:48,509 --> 00:11:50,911 "Hi, honey. How was school today?" 178 00:11:51,347 --> 00:11:52,645 "Great, Dad. 179 00:11:52,716 --> 00:11:54,083 "I got an A on a test... 180 00:11:54,153 --> 00:11:57,522 "and tonight I'm having cocktails with the principal. 181 00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:08,167 "Will you excuse us, Dad? 182 00:12:08,245 --> 00:12:09,976 "We have to study." 183 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:13,910 Bob realizes his daughter is growing up. 184 00:12:13,989 --> 00:12:15,959 Now that Donna's on the pill... 185 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,519 she's what medical professionals call: 186 00:12:18,597 --> 00:12:20,395 Open for business. 187 00:12:22,871 --> 00:12:24,305 Come on, Bob. 188 00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:26,838 I want to show you something. 189 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,415 You see, Bob, the pill means Donna can have lots of sex... 190 00:12:32,489 --> 00:12:34,186 with many different partners. 191 00:12:34,259 --> 00:12:35,955 Not just Eric. 192 00:12:36,764 --> 00:12:38,357 "Hi, Mr. Pinciotti. 193 00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:40,869 "Boy, is your daughter something!" 194 00:12:42,073 --> 00:12:43,837 So. Do you get it, Bob? 195 00:12:43,909 --> 00:12:45,970 She's open for business. 196 00:12:48,785 --> 00:12:51,586 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm next. 197 00:13:01,675 --> 00:13:04,202 Eric, you're not eating. Are you sick? 198 00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:10,479 Yeah, Eric, you seem upset. Did something happen at the pharmacy? 199 00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:13,922 What happened at the pharmacy? 200 00:13:14,164 --> 00:13:15,359 Nothing. 201 00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:16,662 Shut up. 202 00:13:17,437 --> 00:13:19,373 Eric, be nice to your sister. 203 00:13:19,942 --> 00:13:22,777 Kitty, what happened to the mail? 204 00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:28,019 I checked the mail, Dad. Nothing. No mail. 205 00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:33,289 You know, the mail keeps disappearing. I think we have a little mail thief. 206 00:13:35,837 --> 00:13:37,864 Speaking of. Laurie, I could've sworn I saw... 207 00:13:37,941 --> 00:13:40,673 a University of Wisconsin envelope sticking out of your bra. 208 00:13:40,746 --> 00:13:42,579 What's that all about? 209 00:13:43,384 --> 00:13:44,579 What? 210 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,154 Donna's on the pill. 211 00:13:55,673 --> 00:13:57,233 What did you do? 212 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:00,580 Nothing. 213 00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:03,343 Dinner's over! You. Kitchen. Now. 214 00:14:04,757 --> 00:14:06,385 I know you're 17... 215 00:14:06,894 --> 00:14:11,300 and we can't stop you from doing what you want to do. 216 00:14:11,368 --> 00:14:13,702 - Yes, we can. - Red! 217 00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:18,105 All I'm saying is, have respect for her. 218 00:14:18,215 --> 00:14:21,243 You respect her by keeping your hands off of her. 219 00:14:22,489 --> 00:14:24,857 You are a dirty boy, Eric. 220 00:14:26,563 --> 00:14:30,662 Okay, now, let's talk about birth control. 221 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,000 Birth control? 222 00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:34,838 Don't do it! That's your birth control. 223 00:14:35,846 --> 00:14:38,078 I'm gonna pray for you, Eric. 224 00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:41,649 You're the devil. 225 00:14:43,794 --> 00:14:46,390 And did you know that Laurie's flunking out of college? 226 00:14:46,466 --> 00:14:48,265 Don't change the subject. 227 00:14:48,336 --> 00:14:50,532 You've got strange thoughts in your little head... 228 00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:52,803 and that Donna's a nice girl. 229 00:14:52,944 --> 00:14:56,508 Red, you are giving him the wrong idea about sex. 230 00:14:56,584 --> 00:14:59,488 - It's not dirty. - But it's not clean, either. 231 00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:03,661 Okay, cleanliness. 232 00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:08,433 Now, that reminds me, always make sure your nails are trimmed and clean. 233 00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:14,580 Foreplay is very important. 234 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,394 No, it's not. 235 00:15:26,872 --> 00:15:28,967 Yes. It is. 236 00:15:33,752 --> 00:15:35,847 Personally, I'm very proud to have a daughter... 237 00:15:35,923 --> 00:15:38,085 who acted so mature and responsible. 238 00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:41,029 I'm her father. You should've told me, Midge. 239 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:44,032 Can you imagine how I felt standing there with Eric... 240 00:15:44,104 --> 00:15:47,304 when the pharmacist handed me birth control pills? 241 00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:50,038 Eric knows? Thanks a lot, Dad! 242 00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:59,492 - You know, she and Eric are dating. - All the more reason. 243 00:16:01,469 --> 00:16:03,131 You'd rather she got pregnant? 244 00:16:03,205 --> 00:16:04,969 That is not gonna happen to Donna. 245 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:06,807 It happened to us. 246 00:16:07,379 --> 00:16:09,872 Sure, throw that in my face again. 247 00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:14,850 Hey, Laurie. Is Eric around? 248 00:16:14,927 --> 00:16:17,454 No, he's at The Hub. Watch the door. 249 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,999 - What are you doing? - My grades. 250 00:16:23,075 --> 00:16:26,275 I gotta make some Fs into Bs before Red sees them. 251 00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:30,179 You're fine. Red and Kitty are watching Bonanza. 252 00:16:30,254 --> 00:16:33,852 - I gotta go. - Smart move going on the pill. 253 00:16:33,928 --> 00:16:38,028 That was the best thing I ever did. Just wait 'til you get to college. 254 00:16:39,538 --> 00:16:40,597 Bye. 255 00:16:41,776 --> 00:16:44,007 Donna! 256 00:16:44,514 --> 00:16:46,380 Guess what? 257 00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:48,920 You're having twins? No. 258 00:16:48,989 --> 00:16:50,719 I'm not pregnant. 259 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,627 My God. Jackie, thank God. 260 00:16:53,697 --> 00:16:56,635 My God, I can forget about this whole ugly thing... 261 00:16:56,703 --> 00:16:58,433 put it behind me, and never ever... 262 00:16:58,506 --> 00:17:01,637 I am not gonna let you forget about this... 263 00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:03,305 all right? 264 00:17:03,381 --> 00:17:05,647 You got really lucky. And as your friend... 265 00:17:05,719 --> 00:17:08,555 I'm not gonna let you be stupid about this. 266 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,561 We're friends? 267 00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:15,402 Shut up. 268 00:17:17,607 --> 00:17:19,702 Jackie, I went on the pill. 269 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,909 My God... 270 00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:24,880 you are gonna be so popular! 271 00:17:28,327 --> 00:17:31,162 Jackie, I didn't do it to be popular. 272 00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:35,762 I did it because I am not gonna get stuck in this dinky little town. 273 00:17:35,841 --> 00:17:38,243 Okay, you know they're building a Kmart on Franklin. 274 00:17:38,312 --> 00:17:42,946 Jackie, when this ERA passes, I'm gonna be able to do whatever I want. 275 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,628 And so will you if you don't screw it up now. 276 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,934 So, Donna, tell me more about this pill. 277 00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:56,976 Does it do anything weird to your hair? 278 00:17:57,547 --> 00:17:59,311 Only above your lip. 279 00:18:02,356 --> 00:18:04,918 I still don't understand why Donna has to take this pill. 280 00:18:04,994 --> 00:18:06,394 Is she sick? 281 00:18:07,932 --> 00:18:08,957 No, Fez. 282 00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:11,870 She takes the pill so that she can have all the sex she wants... 283 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,169 and not get pregnant. 284 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,648 With such a useful product available... 285 00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:21,120 what the hell were you thinking, you idiot? 286 00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:26,161 Forman, you know what you should do, man? 287 00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:28,429 You should probably break up with Donna. 288 00:18:28,503 --> 00:18:30,735 Because the pressure of that much worryfree sex... 289 00:18:30,807 --> 00:18:32,298 that could kill you. 290 00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:34,437 Yeah, that would be Plan B, Hyde. 291 00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:39,947 I wish Jackie would've thought about going on the pill. 292 00:18:41,093 --> 00:18:44,656 You know, if I had the chance, I'd do it all different. 293 00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:48,501 No, you wouldn't. Yeah, you're right, I wouldn't. 294 00:18:49,341 --> 00:18:52,711 I should've broken up with her when I had the chance. 295 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:59,216 So, Eric, can I talk to you? Alone. 296 00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:01,194 Sure. Cool. 297 00:19:05,804 --> 00:19:06,965 Michael... 298 00:19:07,507 --> 00:19:09,032 I'm not pregnant. 299 00:19:09,811 --> 00:19:11,074 Yes! 300 00:19:11,414 --> 00:19:13,543 Yes! 301 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:19,784 - So, you feel tons better, right? - Oh, yeah! 302 00:19:20,498 --> 00:19:22,866 My God, that's so great. 'Cause you know what? 303 00:19:22,935 --> 00:19:24,927 I'm breaking up with you. 304 00:19:25,006 --> 00:19:26,440 What? 305 00:19:27,677 --> 00:19:31,116 Look, Michael, this whole experience has opened my eyes... 306 00:19:31,184 --> 00:19:33,916 and nothing will stand in the way of my dream... 307 00:19:33,989 --> 00:19:36,585 of becoming a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. 308 00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:46,302 Did she just break up with me? 309 00:19:48,549 --> 00:19:49,710 Yup. 310 00:19:52,622 --> 00:19:54,558 I am so sad for you. 311 00:19:57,131 --> 00:19:59,567 May I please have her phone number? 312 00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:08,114 My God, Eric. So your parents know I'm on the pill, too? 313 00:20:08,184 --> 00:20:09,277 Yeah. 314 00:20:10,222 --> 00:20:13,455 I had a nice conversation with Red and Kitty about foreplay. 315 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,795 Sorry. 316 00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:20,863 Yeah. Me, too. 317 00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:27,817 Eric, I don't want you to think this changes anything between us. 318 00:20:27,887 --> 00:20:29,116 I don't. 319 00:20:32,228 --> 00:20:33,662 But it could... 320 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,631 right? 321 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:39,872 I suppose. 322 00:20:40,109 --> 00:20:42,841 I mean, who knows, it might even be you. 323 00:20:48,324 --> 00:20:49,485 Might? 324 00:20:50,027 --> 00:20:52,794 All I'm saying is, we have to wait for the right time. 325 00:20:52,866 --> 00:20:53,959 Okay. 326 00:20:55,904 --> 00:20:57,372 How about now? 327 00:21:00,746 --> 00:21:02,477 - No. - Okay. 328 00:21:02,817 --> 00:21:03,910 How about now? 329 00:21:03,986 --> 00:21:05,352 - No. - Okay. 330 00:21:06,624 --> 00:21:07,751 - Now? - Yes. 331 00:21:07,826 --> 00:21:08,816 Really? No. 332 00:21:08,895 --> 00:21:09,954 Okay. 333 00:21:12,735 --> 00:21:14,135 Now, right? 334 00:21:18,512 --> 00:21:19,844 I'll be waiting. 335 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,707 Shut up. 336 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,521 I got a birthday coming up so... 337 00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:50,226 It's for your own good, son. 338 00:21:58,355 --> 00:22:00,291 Okay, who dealt? 339 00:22:04,968 --> 00:22:07,268 I bid three hearts. 340 00:22:13,283 --> 00:22:15,309 I'll go with three spades. 341 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,926 This is fun.