1 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:15,170 My first prom tux. Come on, guys, dig the crushed velvet. 2 00:00:17,483 --> 00:00:19,247 Eric, you look like a pimp. 3 00:00:21,123 --> 00:00:22,352 You know, Forman... 4 00:00:22,425 --> 00:00:25,726 prom night could be a very special night for you and Donna. 5 00:00:26,165 --> 00:00:28,635 Hyde, this could be the biggest night of our lives. 6 00:00:28,703 --> 00:00:31,640 - I mean, Donna and I could go... - To the prom. 7 00:00:33,445 --> 00:00:37,646 - No, Fez. All the way. - All the way to the prom. 8 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,458 You know what you should do? You should rent a motel room. 9 00:00:42,528 --> 00:00:44,191 Yeah, that's spontaneous. 10 00:00:45,401 --> 00:00:46,494 What? 11 00:00:47,103 --> 00:00:50,906 Look, if this night is as big as I think, I want it to be very, very special. 12 00:00:51,645 --> 00:00:54,309 Because this is gonna be the first time for both of us. 13 00:00:54,383 --> 00:00:56,319 You silly virgins. 14 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,154 Anyway, this is how I picture it. 15 00:01:03,634 --> 00:01:06,070 Well, here we are... 16 00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:08,938 walking on the beach. 17 00:01:09,344 --> 00:01:11,142 And now we're gonna do it. 18 00:01:12,717 --> 00:01:16,178 Yes. Isn't it spontaneous? 19 00:01:16,591 --> 00:01:19,790 Exactly. That's what got me. 20 00:01:25,407 --> 00:01:26,705 That was nice. 21 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:32,010 But if I plan it out, it won't be nice. It'll be... 22 00:01:34,356 --> 00:01:36,155 - Good evening. - Did you bring the forms? 23 00:01:36,227 --> 00:01:38,595 Yes, I did. Here's the guarantee of foreplay. 24 00:01:38,664 --> 00:01:40,599 Signed, initialed, notarized. 25 00:01:41,703 --> 00:01:44,573 Very well. As you know, I'm on the pill... 26 00:01:44,642 --> 00:01:47,044 so here is your copy of the prophylactic waiver. 27 00:01:47,147 --> 00:01:50,517 It looks like we have a deal here. I'm looking forward to consummation. 28 00:01:50,586 --> 00:01:51,611 - Excellent. - Thank you. 29 00:01:52,891 --> 00:01:55,885 Forman, if you don't get a motel, it's gonna be more like this. 30 00:02:00,471 --> 00:02:04,604 You're home already? It's not even 10:00. You didn't have a plan, did you? 31 00:02:04,678 --> 00:02:06,739 Kitty, he's home already. 32 00:02:06,949 --> 00:02:10,012 Already? Eric, you're just such a loser. 33 00:02:14,129 --> 00:02:15,461 He is, isn't he? 34 00:02:29,557 --> 00:02:31,686 Hanging out 35 00:02:33,297 --> 00:02:35,631 Down the street 36 00:02:36,971 --> 00:02:39,203 The same old thing 37 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,877 We did last week 38 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:47,514 Not a thing to do 39 00:02:48,225 --> 00:02:51,162 But talk to you 40 00:02:51,364 --> 00:02:54,062 Whoa, yeah 41 00:02:55,772 --> 00:02:58,299 Hello, Wisconsin! 42 00:03:01,695 --> 00:03:04,291 Are you ready to rock and roll? 43 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,731 Kitty, I am so mad at Bob. 44 00:03:08,006 --> 00:03:10,499 I'm trying to improve myself, and he won't let me. 45 00:03:10,578 --> 00:03:13,014 Plus, he says my ideas are stupid. 46 00:03:13,182 --> 00:03:16,211 Now that's the pot calling the kettle black, isn't it? 47 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:18,420 I'll say. 48 00:03:19,595 --> 00:03:21,120 What? 49 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:27,866 Good coffee. 50 00:03:30,146 --> 00:03:33,915 You know, I'm sorry, Midge. But I really have to get to work. 51 00:03:33,987 --> 00:03:36,116 Gosh, darn it, I want a job. 52 00:03:36,391 --> 00:03:39,921 You know, Midge, having a job is not all it's cracked up to be. 53 00:03:39,998 --> 00:03:42,298 Working at the hospital is very hard work. 54 00:03:42,435 --> 00:03:45,805 But I don't want one of those jobs. I want a fun job. 55 00:03:47,445 --> 00:03:51,441 Okay, even with a fun job, you still... 56 00:03:51,519 --> 00:03:53,421 You have to deal with your boss. 57 00:03:53,556 --> 00:03:56,823 You're right. I'll get a job as a boss. 58 00:03:58,532 --> 00:04:02,631 Now, that is a sharp plan, Midge. 59 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:06,474 You just... You let me know how that goes. 60 00:04:09,285 --> 00:04:13,384 Okay, guys. Guess who's taking Pam Macy to the prom? 61 00:04:14,594 --> 00:04:16,496 Anyone with a quarter? 62 00:04:18,869 --> 00:04:19,858 Me. 63 00:04:21,307 --> 00:04:23,333 Damn, and I had a quarter. 64 00:04:26,283 --> 00:04:30,279 - Kelso, you're not taking Jackie? - No way, man. Jackie dumped me. 65 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:36,156 - I can take Jackie. - Yeah, do it, Fez, and I'll kick your ass. 66 00:04:37,870 --> 00:04:41,708 Well, well, well. Look who suddenly cares. 67 00:04:43,581 --> 00:04:46,108 Why did you hit me? That was sarcasm. 68 00:04:51,829 --> 00:04:54,800 You know, you guys are making me sick with all your prom talk. 69 00:04:54,902 --> 00:04:56,234 Proms are stupid. 70 00:04:56,972 --> 00:04:59,408 What would you know? You've never even been to one. 71 00:04:59,476 --> 00:05:04,315 I haven't been to the dentist, either, but I don't need to go to know it's lame. 72 00:05:06,924 --> 00:05:08,984 I know who I can ask to the prom. 73 00:05:09,161 --> 00:05:11,529 Oh, boy, who, Fez? 74 00:05:12,567 --> 00:05:14,867 The lucky lady is... 75 00:05:15,673 --> 00:05:17,734 my English teacher. 76 00:05:19,413 --> 00:05:22,613 Fez, you can't take a teacher to the prom. 77 00:05:24,089 --> 00:05:27,288 Why not? She's always writing sexy comments on my homework. 78 00:05:28,697 --> 00:05:29,686 See. 79 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:34,668 "Nice job. Good effort. 80 00:05:36,244 --> 00:05:37,473 "See me. 81 00:05:40,051 --> 00:05:41,953 "I love you." 82 00:05:44,359 --> 00:05:46,294 Okay, I made the last one up... 83 00:05:47,397 --> 00:05:49,526 but the other ones were real. 84 00:05:51,906 --> 00:05:53,841 These are the shoes I'm wearing to the prom. 85 00:05:53,910 --> 00:05:57,348 - Aren't they cool? - My God. I was gonna get new shoes... 86 00:05:58,551 --> 00:06:00,748 except Michael didn't ask me. 87 00:06:01,257 --> 00:06:03,693 And you like my prom dress, right? 88 00:06:04,763 --> 00:06:07,632 My God. I was gonna get a new prom dress... 89 00:06:08,904 --> 00:06:10,897 except Michael didn't ask me. 90 00:06:12,043 --> 00:06:13,636 I'm so nervous about the prom. 91 00:06:14,781 --> 00:06:17,684 I think it's gonna be the night that Eric and I... 92 00:06:17,819 --> 00:06:18,809 You know? 93 00:06:19,390 --> 00:06:22,954 My gosh, that's when Michael and I were going to do it for the first time. 94 00:06:23,463 --> 00:06:26,492 Jackie, you and Kelso did it, like, two months ago. 95 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:28,870 And, like, 30 times after that. 96 00:06:30,276 --> 00:06:33,715 Yeah, but it would have been our first time at a prom. 97 00:06:36,421 --> 00:06:39,324 Except Michael didn't ask me. 98 00:06:39,593 --> 00:06:42,063 Jackie, you broke up with him. 99 00:06:42,899 --> 00:06:45,962 I know. Isn't it sad? 100 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:52,072 - Look, just ask Kelso to go with you. - God, no. This is the prom. 101 00:06:52,283 --> 00:06:54,583 This is no time for your stupid feminist crap. 102 00:07:00,698 --> 00:07:02,189 Hello, Michael. 103 00:07:03,436 --> 00:07:04,927 Hello, Jackie. 104 00:07:06,609 --> 00:07:09,739 I'm just over here helping Donna get ready for the prom. 105 00:07:09,814 --> 00:07:12,945 Because Eric and Donna are going to the prom. 106 00:07:13,589 --> 00:07:14,989 Yes, we are. 107 00:07:17,496 --> 00:07:18,828 I'm going to the prom. 108 00:07:19,933 --> 00:07:21,401 I'm taking Pam Macy. 109 00:07:22,972 --> 00:07:24,235 Oh, the thing. 110 00:07:29,551 --> 00:07:31,281 I have a date, too. 111 00:07:31,922 --> 00:07:34,119 Who is it? What's his name? 112 00:07:34,327 --> 00:07:37,025 His name is not important. 113 00:07:37,265 --> 00:07:40,294 What's important is, he's better than you... 114 00:07:40,671 --> 00:07:42,664 in every conceivable way. 115 00:07:47,617 --> 00:07:50,110 Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody! 116 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,085 Jackie... 117 00:08:10,559 --> 00:08:13,998 if I asked you what's wrong, will you stop doing that? 118 00:08:14,934 --> 00:08:19,101 It's the prom. Stupid Michael's taking stupid Pam Macy. 119 00:08:19,175 --> 00:08:23,137 And I don't have a date, but I told him I did, and I'm a complete loser. 120 00:08:31,597 --> 00:08:33,157 No, you're not. 121 00:08:35,972 --> 00:08:39,138 It's just that, like, I thought he was gonna ask me... 122 00:08:39,212 --> 00:08:41,546 and now everyone who's anyone is already going. 123 00:08:42,050 --> 00:08:43,450 That is so true. 124 00:08:43,719 --> 00:08:46,520 How would you know? You're not even going. 125 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:51,830 You're not even going. And I bet you clean up real good. 126 00:08:54,406 --> 00:08:56,569 Well, I do, but I won't. 127 00:08:57,812 --> 00:08:59,782 See, that's a big part of who I am. 128 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:03,010 Look, I know we've had our differences, but... 129 00:09:03,088 --> 00:09:05,924 Jackie, we've had nothing but differences. 130 00:09:06,261 --> 00:09:09,130 In fact, don't we kind of hate each other? 131 00:09:10,001 --> 00:09:12,335 Yes, but this is the prom. 132 00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:19,408 Jackie, stop. 133 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,955 Stop crying. Stop it. 134 00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:26,831 - Look, do you want to go to the prom? - Yes. 135 00:09:44,157 --> 00:09:46,719 The gym looks like... 136 00:09:47,597 --> 00:09:50,864 Well, the gym with streamers. But it's nice. 137 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:54,199 Yeah. You know, this is just gonna be an incredible night. 138 00:09:54,977 --> 00:09:56,639 Really incredible. 139 00:09:57,315 --> 00:09:59,216 Wait. What do you mean? 140 00:10:00,621 --> 00:10:01,816 What do you mean? 141 00:10:01,890 --> 00:10:04,725 - Nothing. - Okay, then me neither. 142 00:10:06,932 --> 00:10:10,097 Hey, guys. Pam, this is Eric and Donna. 143 00:10:10,439 --> 00:10:12,671 We have biology class together. 144 00:10:12,977 --> 00:10:14,206 Biology? 145 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,342 Yeah. 146 00:10:18,253 --> 00:10:21,555 See, Pam doesn't like to talk about school. 147 00:10:23,028 --> 00:10:25,794 - Are you guys having fun? - No. 148 00:10:27,136 --> 00:10:29,332 I have to go to the bathroom. 149 00:10:30,743 --> 00:10:33,441 My God, Kelso, you'd rather be with her than Jackie? 150 00:10:33,514 --> 00:10:35,609 - I love her! - No, you don't. 151 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,752 Okay, I don't. 152 00:10:38,323 --> 00:10:40,793 See, but Jackie's gonna be really jealous. 153 00:10:40,861 --> 00:10:44,265 Good evening, kids. So, is everyone having fun? 154 00:10:44,334 --> 00:10:46,566 Why, yes, we are, Ms. Kaminsky. 155 00:10:49,343 --> 00:10:52,246 There you are, Diane. I've been looking all over for you. 156 00:10:54,419 --> 00:10:55,853 Shall we dance? 157 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,914 I am not going to dance with you, Fez. 158 00:11:00,663 --> 00:11:02,565 Isn't she adorable? 159 00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:13,442 They're all gonna laugh at you! 160 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:19,158 Shut up, Ma, you're making the night too damn special. 161 00:11:26,878 --> 00:11:28,506 You look beautiful. 162 00:11:29,016 --> 00:11:30,917 My God. So do you. 163 00:11:33,724 --> 00:11:35,887 Do you want me to go inside and meet your... 164 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,760 No. Trust me, she's lovely. 165 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:41,360 Let's just go, all right? 166 00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:43,603 Is that for me? 167 00:11:44,143 --> 00:11:46,706 Yeah. Here, I got this for you. 168 00:11:48,117 --> 00:11:50,952 God, Steven, this is beautiful. 169 00:11:52,491 --> 00:11:56,431 This whole experience has taught me that I don't need Michael to go to the prom. 170 00:11:56,499 --> 00:11:58,297 I can go with anyone. 171 00:11:58,904 --> 00:12:00,167 Even you. 172 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:03,271 Thanks. 173 00:12:08,153 --> 00:12:10,020 Okay, let's not do that. 174 00:12:11,526 --> 00:12:15,295 Sorry. I have my dad's Lincoln. Will you drive? 175 00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:18,065 Yeah. He's got insurance, right? 176 00:12:20,309 --> 00:12:21,903 Wait, I don't care. Let's go. 177 00:12:24,650 --> 00:12:27,177 I've decided what kind of business I'm going to open. 178 00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:31,454 What's the one thing people can't live without? 179 00:12:32,231 --> 00:12:33,426 Oxygen. 180 00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:37,629 No. 181 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,743 No. That's true. 182 00:12:41,548 --> 00:12:44,850 But that's not what I'm selling. So keep guessing. 183 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:46,815 Lemonade? 184 00:12:48,161 --> 00:12:49,150 Give up? 185 00:12:49,696 --> 00:12:50,755 I'm about to. 186 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:53,068 Greeting cards. 187 00:13:00,783 --> 00:13:02,251 Good wine. 188 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,961 This is such a great night. 189 00:13:12,738 --> 00:13:13,865 Yeah. 190 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:17,542 It's too bad our parents aren't out of town. 191 00:13:18,248 --> 00:13:20,445 So we'd have someplace to go. 192 00:13:23,925 --> 00:13:25,257 For after. 193 00:13:26,496 --> 00:13:30,334 Yeah. Like, a motel room? 194 00:13:32,407 --> 00:13:34,639 Yeah. That would've been great. 195 00:13:36,147 --> 00:13:38,140 Really? 'Cause I got one. 196 00:13:39,654 --> 00:13:41,590 Did you plan on telling me? 197 00:13:43,494 --> 00:13:44,484 No. 198 00:13:47,469 --> 00:13:49,495 It's better that you didn't. 199 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,306 'Cause then it wouldn't have been spontaneous. 200 00:13:52,411 --> 00:13:55,610 You are so the girl for me. 201 00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:59,083 Let's go. 202 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,153 Okay. 203 00:14:08,273 --> 00:14:09,707 Why so glum, Fez? 204 00:14:10,244 --> 00:14:14,149 Mrs. Clark, you may be good at teaching the music... 205 00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:17,219 but you cannot help me in the ways of love. 206 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,888 Fez, has someone got you down? 207 00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:22,399 So far down, Mrs. Clark. 208 00:14:23,401 --> 00:14:26,338 Here's a little ditty I've been working on. Maybe it'll help. 209 00:14:27,608 --> 00:14:28,598 Hit it. 210 00:15:38,472 --> 00:15:41,409 Midge, you don't know the first thing about having a business. 211 00:15:41,477 --> 00:15:44,472 - But there's no risk, Bob. - Why not? 212 00:15:44,549 --> 00:15:46,415 Because it's your money! 213 00:15:52,865 --> 00:15:55,529 Kitty, don't you think I should have my own card shop? 214 00:15:56,136 --> 00:15:58,072 Midgie, hold on. 215 00:15:58,274 --> 00:16:01,337 - I think I have a dynamite solution. - Really? 216 00:16:01,614 --> 00:16:04,780 Yeah. 'Cause I love you. 217 00:16:06,422 --> 00:16:09,222 So, I want you to have another baby and stop bugging me. 218 00:16:09,829 --> 00:16:11,695 Oh, Bob. No. 219 00:16:22,184 --> 00:16:24,780 So, how much this whole setup gonna cost you, Bob? 220 00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:28,257 Plenty. But I figure it'll be cheaper than a divorce. 221 00:16:32,303 --> 00:16:33,396 We'll see. 222 00:16:39,182 --> 00:16:41,652 And here we are. 223 00:16:42,288 --> 00:16:44,052 This is so romantic. 224 00:16:47,764 --> 00:16:51,259 It's Forman and Donna. And they're gonna do it! 225 00:16:51,504 --> 00:16:55,535 Forman! Forman! 226 00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:02,680 Yeah. 227 00:17:09,437 --> 00:17:11,532 You know what? Those guys are just jerks. 228 00:17:11,608 --> 00:17:13,908 I forgot about them already. 229 00:17:20,592 --> 00:17:23,222 Hang on. Big stain. 230 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,468 - I'm just gonna go grab a towel. - Okay. 231 00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:36,074 Good God! 232 00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:45,130 They say they're more scared of you than you are of them. Right, so? 233 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,461 You know, Donna, I've thought about this moment... 234 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,291 like, a thousand times. 235 00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:05,038 Me, too. 236 00:18:09,814 --> 00:18:12,445 One, two, three. 237 00:18:13,622 --> 00:18:14,611 All right. 238 00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:27,745 When you thought about this moment, was it like this? 239 00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:30,783 Not really. 240 00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,691 You know, I was having a pretty good time at prom. 241 00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,029 Me, too. 242 00:18:43,877 --> 00:18:45,209 Let's get out of here. 243 00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:46,336 Okay. 244 00:18:50,389 --> 00:18:52,951 Donna, what if this is our only chance? 245 00:18:54,764 --> 00:18:55,857 It won't be. 246 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:58,995 Okay. 247 00:19:07,687 --> 00:19:11,787 It's just that I always pictured Michael and I together at the prom. 248 00:19:12,128 --> 00:19:15,123 That's the way it was supposed to be, you know? 249 00:19:15,401 --> 00:19:17,131 Yeah, I know. 250 00:19:18,406 --> 00:19:19,533 Well... 251 00:19:20,277 --> 00:19:22,839 Pam's butt looks really big in that dress. 252 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,783 No, it doesn't. 253 00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:28,253 Yeah, no, it doesn't. 254 00:19:30,395 --> 00:19:31,886 But thank you. 255 00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:35,603 Do you mind if we just sit down? 256 00:19:35,672 --> 00:19:37,903 Yeah, okay. I'll go grab some punch. 257 00:19:43,085 --> 00:19:46,922 Hyde, you brought Jackie to the prom? 258 00:19:47,259 --> 00:19:49,957 You're supposed to be my friend and you dogged me. 259 00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:53,670 She cried, man. 260 00:19:55,207 --> 00:19:57,575 Is she having a good time? 261 00:20:01,052 --> 00:20:03,180 'Cause she looks real pretty. 262 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,857 All right, look, you big baby. 263 00:20:05,994 --> 00:20:08,692 She wants to be with you, and you want to be with her. 264 00:20:08,765 --> 00:20:12,101 So, why don't you stop whining about it and just go be with each other. 265 00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,004 'Cause the whole thing sickens me. 266 00:20:15,912 --> 00:20:18,246 But what am I gonna do with Pam? 267 00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:23,888 Don't worry about it. I'll take care of Pam. 268 00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:33,976 Excuse me, Pam. 269 00:20:34,913 --> 00:20:35,903 Hi. 270 00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:40,312 Have you ever seen the backseat of a Lincoln Continental? 271 00:20:41,191 --> 00:20:42,784 Lots of times. 272 00:20:44,096 --> 00:20:45,998 Would you like to see another one? 273 00:20:46,134 --> 00:20:49,003 - Sure. - That's great. Let's go. 274 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:01,820 Jackie. 275 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:02,919 Michael. 276 00:21:03,465 --> 00:21:04,832 You look beautiful. 277 00:21:05,169 --> 00:21:06,967 You look really handsome. 278 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:09,499 I miss you. 279 00:21:09,577 --> 00:21:11,205 I miss you, too. 280 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:11,019 Eric, please may I have your motel room key, please? 281 00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:14,662 Fez, I'm not going to a motel with you. 282 00:22:14,765 --> 00:22:17,258 Yes, and you also said you would not dance with me.