1 00:00:15,937 --> 00:00:17,930 Thanks, Mrs. Forman. 2 00:00:18,543 --> 00:00:20,775 You know, we never had waffles at my house. 3 00:00:20,847 --> 00:00:23,010 My mom always said a waffle iron was a luxury. 4 00:00:23,085 --> 00:00:26,547 Like pillow cases or not getting hit. 5 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:29,993 Man, this is so cool. 6 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:35,139 You are welcome, Steven. See, Eric, I told you I was cool. 7 00:00:35,276 --> 00:00:39,011 Eric, did you tell your mother that she's not cool? 8 00:00:40,253 --> 00:00:43,522 - What? Well... - Stop telling your mother she's not cool. 9 00:00:43,594 --> 00:00:45,427 Fine. Mom, you're super fly. 10 00:00:47,735 --> 00:00:48,725 Thanks, honey. 11 00:00:48,804 --> 00:00:52,403 Steven, would you like maple syrup or blueberry syrup? 12 00:00:52,913 --> 00:00:53,938 You have syrup? 13 00:00:56,052 --> 00:00:59,753 - Man, I love it here. - And we love having you here, man. 14 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:02,093 You're like the brother I never had. 15 00:01:02,599 --> 00:01:05,969 I mean, I have a sister, but I hate her. So, this is great. 16 00:01:06,407 --> 00:01:08,809 Eric, after breakfast I want you to rake the yard. 17 00:01:08,878 --> 00:01:11,873 - Rake? But, Dad, I was gonna... - I'll do it. 18 00:01:12,586 --> 00:01:13,918 Okay, Steven. 19 00:01:15,125 --> 00:01:16,423 My God... 20 00:01:17,029 --> 00:01:18,896 I love my new brother! 21 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,940 Hanging out 22 00:01:26,314 --> 00:01:28,683 Down the street 23 00:01:30,021 --> 00:01:32,288 The same old thing 24 00:01:33,696 --> 00:01:35,996 We did last week 25 00:01:37,103 --> 00:01:40,564 Not a thing to do 26 00:01:41,178 --> 00:01:44,309 But talk to you 27 00:01:44,451 --> 00:01:46,546 Whoa, yeah 28 00:01:48,827 --> 00:01:51,093 Hello, Wisconsin! 29 00:01:58,850 --> 00:02:01,082 Kitty, look who's back in town. 30 00:02:03,258 --> 00:02:06,754 My God... 31 00:02:07,033 --> 00:02:09,732 Bull MacCrakin. I thought you were in Chicago. 32 00:02:09,805 --> 00:02:13,768 Nope. I came back to Point Place to steal you away from this old S-O-B. 33 00:02:15,717 --> 00:02:19,122 Bull, you still with Wendy? 34 00:02:19,191 --> 00:02:22,926 No. I got married. Wendy was a couple dozen ladies ago. 35 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:25,727 Now, boy, that is a lot of ladies. 36 00:02:29,646 --> 00:02:32,208 You remember when our destroyer got strafed... 37 00:02:32,284 --> 00:02:35,280 and you got four chunks of hot shrapnel right in the knee? 38 00:02:35,358 --> 00:02:37,260 Five. I still limp when it rains. 39 00:02:38,797 --> 00:02:43,171 - Yeah, great times. - The greatest. 40 00:02:56,434 --> 00:02:57,925 It is popping. 41 00:03:00,141 --> 00:03:02,578 Help me. It is popping in my mouth. 42 00:03:03,315 --> 00:03:06,082 Fez, they're Pop Rocks, okay? 43 00:03:06,154 --> 00:03:08,351 That's what they do. They pop. 44 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:18,400 Jackie, you know what would be cool to do with these in your mouth? 45 00:03:21,552 --> 00:03:24,114 Donna, look, everyone's here. 46 00:03:24,358 --> 00:03:26,419 And I thought we'd be all alone. 47 00:03:26,829 --> 00:03:27,922 Phew. 48 00:03:29,635 --> 00:03:31,070 I get it. 49 00:03:32,774 --> 00:03:34,573 They want to make out. 50 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,848 For her pleasure. 51 00:03:41,292 --> 00:03:45,563 If I cannot watch them make out, can I watch you two make out? 52 00:03:46,670 --> 00:03:48,697 - Yeah, sure. - Michael! 53 00:03:49,509 --> 00:03:51,411 I mean, no, Fez. 54 00:03:59,529 --> 00:04:01,294 I don't know about you... 55 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,065 but McHale's Navy makes me feel extra sexy. 56 00:04:05,374 --> 00:04:06,434 Whatever. 57 00:04:08,981 --> 00:04:12,182 Take it outside. I've got to do my homework, Frenchie. 58 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:16,090 Good one. 59 00:04:17,532 --> 00:04:18,899 Now get out. 60 00:04:19,136 --> 00:04:21,767 No, I'm serious. Your mom just found out I failed a test. 61 00:04:21,842 --> 00:04:23,937 - Did she yell at you? - No. 62 00:04:24,513 --> 00:04:26,916 She said she was really disappointed. 63 00:04:27,285 --> 00:04:31,123 And then, before I knew what I was doing, I told her I'd try harder. 64 00:04:31,995 --> 00:04:32,985 No. 65 00:04:34,401 --> 00:04:35,596 Yeah. 66 00:04:37,306 --> 00:04:38,968 Okay. Now, here... 67 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:41,646 I brought you a sandwich to help you study. 68 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:45,587 - Thanks, Mrs. Forman. - Eric, Steven is studying. Don't bother him. 69 00:04:45,656 --> 00:04:48,457 Why don't you and Donna go up to your bedroom? 70 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:51,525 Okay. 71 00:04:52,504 --> 00:04:54,599 I mean, no. Bad idea. 72 00:04:54,909 --> 00:04:58,109 Just go outside to a well-lit supervised area... 73 00:04:58,182 --> 00:05:00,710 and talk politely like decent young adults. 74 00:05:02,691 --> 00:05:04,958 That sounds super, Mom. 75 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:16,149 Here's a crazy idea. Why don't you do the dishes, Bob? 76 00:05:16,219 --> 00:05:18,850 Why don't I do the dishes? I work all day. 77 00:05:18,924 --> 00:05:21,327 I meditate all day. 78 00:05:22,465 --> 00:05:25,562 Why don't you meditate over the sink and wash the dishes? 79 00:05:27,943 --> 00:05:31,143 Donna, will you tell your father he's a jackass? 80 00:05:31,885 --> 00:05:34,721 Donna, your mother was fine until she met those feminists... 81 00:05:34,790 --> 00:05:36,349 and started thinking. 82 00:05:38,063 --> 00:05:41,035 Excuse me, Bob. But I'm not happy! 83 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:46,473 Really? Well, I'm ecstatic! 84 00:05:48,952 --> 00:05:50,319 You better watch out, Eric. 85 00:05:50,389 --> 00:05:53,520 'Cause it's all fun when you're making out on the couch... 86 00:05:53,595 --> 00:05:56,260 but then they get bigger and bitchier! 87 00:05:57,971 --> 00:05:59,530 No offense, honey. 88 00:06:13,235 --> 00:06:15,569 You're not gonna get bitchier, are you? 89 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,071 Shut up. 90 00:06:19,247 --> 00:06:20,613 Oh, no. 91 00:06:27,565 --> 00:06:30,867 Bull, I can't believe you finally settled down with a nice girl. 92 00:06:30,938 --> 00:06:34,469 He may have settled down all right, but I'm not that nice. 93 00:06:38,687 --> 00:06:41,591 Red, I noticed in the paper that your plant's closing down. 94 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:44,598 Yeah, you can't compete with those damn foreign cars. 95 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:46,465 I tell you, if I'd seen this coming... 96 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:49,235 I'd have shot a little straighter during the war. 97 00:06:51,914 --> 00:06:53,143 You know... 98 00:06:53,216 --> 00:06:56,086 I'm opening another hot tub store right here in Point Place. 99 00:06:56,156 --> 00:06:59,220 I'm telling you, you've always got a job with me if you want it. 100 00:06:59,296 --> 00:07:02,359 I don't know, though, Bull. You know... 101 00:07:02,436 --> 00:07:03,836 this thing's pretty hot. 102 00:07:06,477 --> 00:07:09,005 That jet just hit me right in the keister. 103 00:07:09,918 --> 00:07:12,081 Yeah, believe it or not, some people like that. 104 00:07:16,598 --> 00:07:20,470 Wanna ease back on the hooch there? You're getting a little loose. 105 00:07:20,539 --> 00:07:25,106 I am just happy. It's like a bath. 106 00:07:25,549 --> 00:07:27,178 Only it's outside. 107 00:07:28,088 --> 00:07:29,420 It's fun! 108 00:07:32,230 --> 00:07:34,393 You got a real nice setup here. 109 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:38,970 - I sure do like that Corvette of yours. - Yeah, I baby that thing. 110 00:07:39,411 --> 00:07:42,383 Remember when we got back from Korea, we were both gonna buy them? 111 00:07:42,451 --> 00:07:43,441 Yeah. 112 00:07:43,853 --> 00:07:47,691 I never did get that Corvette. Got two kids instead. 113 00:07:48,062 --> 00:07:50,863 - Kids. That's great. - Yeah. 114 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,334 I sure did want that Corvette. 115 00:07:58,449 --> 00:08:02,184 Okay, you're done cleaning the garage. Let's play some ball. 116 00:08:02,826 --> 00:08:04,887 Hang on, man. I gotta take out the trash. 117 00:08:05,498 --> 00:08:10,440 You know, Hyde, seeing you work hard and take pride in what you do... 118 00:08:10,508 --> 00:08:12,705 I lost a lot of respect for you, man. 119 00:08:14,816 --> 00:08:16,513 You used to be my hero. 120 00:08:18,324 --> 00:08:20,591 My lazy American hero. 121 00:08:22,398 --> 00:08:26,304 Don't listen to them, Hyde. I think it's great you're doing all my chores. 122 00:08:26,908 --> 00:08:30,780 Eric, great job on the garage. 123 00:08:30,849 --> 00:08:32,010 Thanks. 124 00:08:36,194 --> 00:08:37,594 Hyde did it. 125 00:08:38,331 --> 00:08:40,358 Yeah, I should have known. 126 00:08:41,304 --> 00:08:42,830 It's actually clean. 127 00:08:43,508 --> 00:08:45,638 - Nice going. - Thanks, Red. 128 00:08:46,982 --> 00:08:49,419 - What did you do? - I... 129 00:08:51,024 --> 00:08:52,219 love you. 130 00:08:57,437 --> 00:09:00,170 Well, I love you, too. 131 00:09:04,886 --> 00:09:06,354 Dinner, kids. 132 00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:10,192 Okay, now, that was Bull on the phone... 133 00:09:10,263 --> 00:09:13,532 and he has invited us to a party on Saturday night. 134 00:09:13,603 --> 00:09:14,662 Yeah? 135 00:09:16,108 --> 00:09:17,543 What's wrong? 136 00:09:19,047 --> 00:09:20,744 It's just that... 137 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:25,456 I look at what Bull has, and I look at what I have... 138 00:09:26,363 --> 00:09:29,233 and I wonder if I made a few wrong turns, Kitty. 139 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:32,939 Maybe you'll get a fresh start working for Bull. 140 00:09:34,379 --> 00:09:35,439 Yeah. 141 00:09:36,384 --> 00:09:38,650 I mean, I fought for my country. 142 00:09:38,955 --> 00:09:40,754 I deserve a Corvette. 143 00:09:42,996 --> 00:09:45,695 Okay, here we all are. 144 00:09:46,303 --> 00:09:48,500 So, honey, how did you do on your history paper? 145 00:09:48,574 --> 00:09:51,045 History not being... I'm sorry. 146 00:09:51,113 --> 00:09:52,776 I was talking to Steven. 147 00:09:53,819 --> 00:09:57,121 I must say, all that studying really paid off. 148 00:09:57,192 --> 00:09:59,355 Yeah? What did you get? A "D"? 149 00:10:00,331 --> 00:10:01,357 No. 150 00:10:02,837 --> 00:10:04,135 A "C" minus. 151 00:10:06,111 --> 00:10:08,104 Way to go. 152 00:10:08,182 --> 00:10:09,377 I got a "B." 153 00:10:13,258 --> 00:10:15,091 You couldn't get an "A"? 154 00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:18,793 Honey, don't listen to your father. You did super. 155 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:21,067 And, Steven, you did super-duper. 156 00:10:23,011 --> 00:10:24,844 Why does he get a "duper"? 157 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,218 Because we expect more from you. 158 00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:32,695 Give me a break, Forman. I don't have a mommy. 159 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,166 Don't sweat it, Eric. 160 00:10:35,237 --> 00:10:38,505 You can only be as smart as God made you. Or didn't. 161 00:10:38,911 --> 00:10:41,108 All right, didn't you just flunk out of college? 162 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,776 - Get bent, twerp. - Wear a bra! 163 00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:44,719 Can we please not fight? 164 00:10:46,426 --> 00:10:48,156 "Can we please not fight?" 165 00:10:48,229 --> 00:10:50,062 Can you please not suck? 166 00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:52,029 - Good one, Eric. - Thank you. 167 00:10:52,104 --> 00:10:54,302 All right, everybody shut up. 168 00:10:55,711 --> 00:10:58,376 Now, we're gonna have a nice dinner. 169 00:10:59,619 --> 00:11:02,956 Eric, you try to be more like Steven. 170 00:11:13,994 --> 00:11:15,395 Where's Hyde? 171 00:11:15,598 --> 00:11:19,093 - Mom and Dad are giving him a bath. - Bath? No, really. 172 00:11:19,706 --> 00:11:23,146 I don't know, who cares. Shut up. I'm watching TV. I hate you. 173 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:27,520 You're just jealous, right? Because you're not number one anymore. 174 00:11:27,589 --> 00:11:30,322 If I'm not number one, guess who's number three? 175 00:11:31,163 --> 00:11:34,294 So your parents have brought a new bundle of joy... 176 00:11:34,369 --> 00:11:35,838 into your home. 177 00:11:36,841 --> 00:11:40,303 And you might feel like your parents don't love you anymore. 178 00:11:40,816 --> 00:11:42,410 But that's not true. 179 00:11:42,486 --> 00:11:44,479 They simply love you less. 180 00:11:45,826 --> 00:11:49,527 You see, your parents only have so much love to go around. 181 00:11:51,939 --> 00:11:55,674 Here's how your parents'love was distributed before the new arrival. 182 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:02,889 And here it is after. 183 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,861 But what can you do about it? 184 00:12:08,272 --> 00:12:10,367 Well, you could run away. 185 00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:16,445 As if they'd come and look for you. 186 00:12:18,794 --> 00:12:21,321 Say, here's something you can do. 187 00:12:21,398 --> 00:12:24,633 Think of all the good times you've had with your family. 188 00:12:27,645 --> 00:12:30,446 Because they're all over now. 189 00:12:40,805 --> 00:12:43,071 Okay, here we go. Scotch rocks. 190 00:12:43,611 --> 00:12:46,947 Scotch rocks. And a mango margarita. 191 00:12:48,988 --> 00:12:51,357 He was in the National Guard. Oh. 192 00:12:52,496 --> 00:12:54,489 You know, I almost forgot. 193 00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,469 I'm gonna need your car keys. 194 00:12:57,406 --> 00:13:01,574 - How drunk do you think I'm gonna get? - Hopefully, drunk enough. 195 00:13:06,057 --> 00:13:07,651 My wife's got my keys. 196 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:14,568 You know, Bull, if you were serious, I'll take that job. 197 00:13:14,641 --> 00:13:17,077 You got it. It'll be just like old times. 198 00:13:17,146 --> 00:13:18,808 I mean, except for the killing. 199 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,487 Midge, I need my keys. 200 00:13:22,824 --> 00:13:24,157 Sharon, hi. 201 00:13:24,628 --> 00:13:27,965 - Honey, you remember Sharon. - No. 202 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:30,538 Sharon, is it? 203 00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:35,080 You are so funny. How do you keep your hands off him? 204 00:13:35,617 --> 00:13:38,019 I don't know. I just do. 205 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,188 So my parents are fighting all the time... 206 00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:45,327 and they want me to choose sides. 207 00:13:45,404 --> 00:13:47,898 But I can't because they're both idiots. 208 00:13:50,147 --> 00:13:53,678 I don't know. I mean, I really think they're gonna get a divorce. 209 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:59,089 My God, Donna, I am so sorry. 210 00:14:00,468 --> 00:14:03,929 But you know what? That very thing happened to a good friend of mine... 211 00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:06,445 and now she has twice as much stuff... 212 00:14:08,184 --> 00:14:09,880 and twice as much clothes. 213 00:14:10,555 --> 00:14:13,858 And her parents even fought over who got to buy her a car. 214 00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:18,161 I mean, you're right, Jackie. 215 00:14:18,237 --> 00:14:20,731 This divorce thing could actually work to my advantage. 216 00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:22,038 Exactly. 217 00:14:22,813 --> 00:14:25,580 Yeah, I just have to make it very clear... 218 00:14:25,652 --> 00:14:28,249 that my love is contingent on how much they buy me. 219 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:33,430 Why am I even talking to you about this? You have a great handle on it. 220 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,414 Excuse me... 221 00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:43,280 Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul? 222 00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:48,793 Cheerleading camp. 223 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,473 You almost done there, Hazel? 224 00:14:59,354 --> 00:15:03,989 See, that's funny 'cause Hazel is a maid. 225 00:15:06,603 --> 00:15:10,475 - Or you could have called him Alice, too. - Shut up, Fez. 226 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,310 So, pretty tough with that scrubber in your hand? 227 00:15:15,621 --> 00:15:17,887 Yeah, I know. Hyde, Red and Kitty aren't even here. 228 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,226 I mean, you're kissing phantom butt. 229 00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:22,928 You know what, Forman? 230 00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,640 I used to think Red was a real hard-ass. 231 00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:28,271 But after doing your chores for the last five days... 232 00:15:28,347 --> 00:15:31,752 I've come to the conclusion that you're just a lazy, spoiled brat. 233 00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:38,093 Hazel never talked like that. 234 00:15:43,077 --> 00:15:46,277 That's not fair. You've been doing them for five days. 235 00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:47,979 Try 16 years, man. 236 00:15:48,554 --> 00:15:51,959 - You know, I guess I'm just grateful. - Stop it. 237 00:15:53,532 --> 00:15:54,864 You're making me look bad. 238 00:15:54,935 --> 00:15:57,498 Plus you've become, like, a total drag to hang out with. 239 00:15:57,573 --> 00:16:00,977 What ever happened to the psychotic troublemaker we all know and love? 240 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,812 Look, put down the dishes... 241 00:16:02,884 --> 00:16:06,153 and start doing something stupid and senseless right now. 242 00:16:06,725 --> 00:16:08,422 Forman, I'm a guest here. 243 00:16:09,197 --> 00:16:10,756 Then fine. 244 00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:16,308 I guess I will have to do something stupid. 245 00:16:21,054 --> 00:16:23,149 I know something stupid we can do. 246 00:16:24,996 --> 00:16:26,625 You got a bowling ball? 247 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:28,424 What? 248 00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:33,169 And they're arguing and arguing and arguing. 249 00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:36,546 Okay, no offense, Donna... 250 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:40,025 but all this talk about your mom and dad fighting... 251 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,886 it's boring me. 252 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:48,138 Really? Talking about your hair was fascinating. 253 00:16:50,982 --> 00:16:52,976 Hold it by the thumbhole. 254 00:16:58,531 --> 00:17:00,798 Okay, what are those idiots doing? 255 00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:03,439 Something idiotic. 256 00:17:04,677 --> 00:17:06,077 Let's go find out. 257 00:17:09,353 --> 00:17:12,951 Don't be such a baby. We just want to see how high it'll bounce. 258 00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:16,865 - Nothing bad can happen. - Okay. Forman, man, think. 259 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,669 You are listening to Kelso. 260 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,371 - Don't do it. - Wait. 261 00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:27,320 - Now you're telling me what to do? - Enough talk. Do it. 262 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,924 See, I never even thought of that. 263 00:17:47,932 --> 00:17:49,366 Later. Thank you. 264 00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:50,926 See you. Bye. 265 00:17:53,877 --> 00:17:55,813 Maybe they won't notice. 266 00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:03,889 Okay, Kitty, it's your turn. Pick a key. 267 00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:09,802 My gosh, there are so many, I can't tell which ones are ours. 268 00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:13,038 Kitty, you don't pick your key... 269 00:18:13,116 --> 00:18:15,382 because then you'd go home with your own husband. 270 00:18:15,454 --> 00:18:17,391 And who wants that? 271 00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:20,830 I... 272 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:22,859 Me? 273 00:18:24,106 --> 00:18:26,201 But the whole point of a key party... 274 00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:29,613 is to meet new and interesting people and have sex with them. 275 00:18:32,991 --> 00:18:34,357 My God. 276 00:18:36,163 --> 00:18:37,757 You're swingers. 277 00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:40,561 Red, honey, it's time to leave. 278 00:18:40,873 --> 00:18:45,143 - Now? I'm having a good time. - I left the iron on. And the stove. 279 00:18:45,216 --> 00:18:48,086 I left the iron on, on the stove... 280 00:18:48,155 --> 00:18:50,785 which is also on. And that... It can't be safe. 281 00:18:51,628 --> 00:18:56,263 - Kitty, what's wrong with you? - Red, look whose keys I've got. 282 00:18:56,338 --> 00:18:58,035 Dear Lord. 283 00:18:58,643 --> 00:19:01,547 You lucky bastard. Bite her earlobes, she loves that. 284 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:05,048 What the hell are you talking about? 285 00:19:05,289 --> 00:19:08,592 Red, you do know that this is a wife-swapping party, right? 286 00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:10,725 What? 287 00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:13,234 Are you telling me you want to sleep with my wife? 288 00:19:13,306 --> 00:19:14,296 No. 289 00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:17,439 I'll take a run at any one of these ladies. 290 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,378 What the hell's wrong with my wife? 291 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:26,091 Nothing, Red, it's just done random so that it's fair. That's all. 292 00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:29,331 Bull... 293 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,235 I thought I knew you. 294 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:33,576 You do. I'm the same guy who's got shrapnel in my... 295 00:19:33,647 --> 00:19:34,740 No. 296 00:19:35,518 --> 00:19:36,850 Good night. 297 00:19:38,457 --> 00:19:40,586 Come on, Bob. They're swingers. 298 00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:42,487 Oh. 299 00:20:10,422 --> 00:20:13,394 It took a really weird hop. 300 00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:20,342 Why would you drop a bowling ball on the couch? 301 00:20:21,712 --> 00:20:23,477 What good could come of it? 302 00:20:26,789 --> 00:20:29,124 - Okay. Hindsight being... - Eric. 303 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,962 I don't want to hear any more of your dumb-ass excuses. 304 00:20:33,102 --> 00:20:36,974 This is the most irresponsible, idiotic thing you have ever done. 305 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,208 Actually, Red, I did it. 306 00:20:41,753 --> 00:20:42,812 You? 307 00:20:42,922 --> 00:20:45,519 No, Dad, Hyde's just covering for me. I did it. 308 00:20:45,594 --> 00:20:49,159 - Forman, stop. Red, it was me. - No. It was me. 309 00:20:49,235 --> 00:20:52,230 Guess what? I don't care! 310 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,344 You're both idiots. 311 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,816 And if you have to get a job digging ditches... 312 00:20:58,888 --> 00:21:01,358 you are gonna buy me a new TV. 313 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,023 Now get out of my sight. 314 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,588 - Yes, sir. - All right. 315 00:21:05,769 --> 00:21:06,828 Sir. 316 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:12,615 I could've had a Corvette! 317 00:21:21,668 --> 00:21:23,159 Oh, Red. 318 00:21:23,739 --> 00:21:26,005 No, Kitty, damn it, I'm pissed. 319 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:32,421 I mean, Bull's a freako pervert and he gets everything he wants. 320 00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:36,430 I work hard, I raise a family, and what do I get? 321 00:21:36,498 --> 00:21:38,331 A bowling ball in my TV. 322 00:21:43,012 --> 00:21:44,675 You know what I've got? 323 00:21:48,088 --> 00:21:49,283 Your keys. 324 00:21:58,245 --> 00:21:59,839 I want a big TV. 325 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,285 - A big one. - This one's on sale. 326 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,158 That's last year's model. 327 00:22:08,098 --> 00:22:10,296 And my TV's gonna be new. 328 00:22:10,437 --> 00:22:12,669 - What about that one? - No remote. 329 00:22:14,011 --> 00:22:15,877 My TV's gotta have a remote. 330 00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:20,479 Look at this. Twenty-six-inch screen. 331 00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:22,853 I didn't even know they made them that big. 332 00:22:22,929 --> 00:22:24,922 Dad, your old TV wasn't that big. 333 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,995 No. But my new TV's gonna be that big.