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&&

2
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Yeah, even the radio works.

3
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And all the doors,
they open.

4
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And it's got brakes too.
I mean—

5
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Can you believe this?
I mean, my uncle, he just gave it to me.

6
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He gave it
to me for free.

7
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That is insane.

8
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I would pay
tens of dollars for this.

9
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Or not.

10
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Did he own a cat?

11
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- Yeah, I'm getting an air freshener for that.
- Yeah, get a big one.

12
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Guys, guys, this thing
is like a bedroom on wheels.

13
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Uh— Uh, no more,
"Michael, the backseat's too small.

14
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"Michael,
you're on my hair.

15
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Michael,
you're choking me."

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That's over.

17
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Wow, look at
this piece ofjunk.

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This is myvan.

19
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Yeah? You know,
I had a Ford deliveryvan in high school.

20
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- It's a lot of fun till somebody gets preg—

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You gotta be careful in this van,
you know what I mean?

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An idiot would know
what you mean.

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What doyou mean?

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Sell the van, kid.

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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Oh, I'm happy.

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All right. You know what?
Shouldn'tyou guys be meditating or something?

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&&

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Hey. Come here,
Forman.

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I want you to feastyour eyes
on this very large and flat cargo area.

30
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Wow. You could haul
plywood in this.

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Right.
Or Donna.

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Whywould I wanna haul—
Oh, right. Okay.

33
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Nah. No. You know what? She wouldn't
do it in a van. She wants it to be special.

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What areyou guys
talkin' about?

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Oh— Uh, plywood.

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Good. Good.

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- 'Cause I'm not doin' it in a van.
- Oh.

38
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Oh, you know what'll
make it really special?

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Not talking toyour friends
about us doin' it.

40
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& Hangin'out&

41
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& Down thestreet&

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& The same old thing&

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& We didlast week&

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& Not a thing to do &

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& But talk toyou&

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& We're all all right&

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& We're all all right&&

48
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Hello, Wisconsin!

49
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Okay, Eric, it's your father's last day at work.
But don't mention it.

50
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I n fact, my advice to both you kids is just—
just eat and get out.

51
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Mrs. Forman, I could hide
in the basement.

52
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No, no. I am not gonna have
you kids leave withoutyour breakfast.

53
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You know what's fun?
A bacon sandwich.

54
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Here. You can eat it
in the car.

55
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- Morning.
- Oh, great.

56
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Nowyour father's gonna see
three mouths he has to feed.

57
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Oh, you're wearing
your University ofWisconsin sweatshirt.

58
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- Yeah, Mother, I went there.
- No, you flunked out of there.

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You might as well just wearyour "University
ofl Wasted My Father's Money" sweatshirt.

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Take it off.

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Oh, God, no.
Leave it on.

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She lacks character,
Mrs. Forman.

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Shut up. You are lucky
to even live here.

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You're an orphan.

65
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She called me
an orphan.

66
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Hey, he's not an orphan.
His mom just abandoned him.

67
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Shut up, Forman!

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Okay, that's it.
Everybody hide in the basement. Go.

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Morning.

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Amen.
Everybody sit and eat.

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- How areyou?
- Great.

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So, um,
what areyou doing?

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Reading.

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Having some coffee.

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Is the coffee good?

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Okay. Everybody knows...

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that today is
my last day at work.

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Last day that
the plant is open.

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So, I just want
to tell you all...

80
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that everything
is going to be great.

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So, great.

82
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Daddy, that is
such good news.

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Can I have $20?

84
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You get in the basement.

85
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So, Jackie...

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what doyou think?

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Oh, Michael,
it's horrible!

88
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What areyou talkin' about?

89
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You said it was cool
on the phone, Michael, but it's not.

90
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I-It's horrible.
I can't be seen in this.

91
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It's like— Yuck—
It's like having a sty.

92
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Uh-oh. This van will not be rocking.

93
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Oh, sure is something.

94
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Twenty-threeyears working here,
and now it's all gone.

95
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Course, you're gonna find work.
You're a supervisor.

96
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Well—
That's true. Excuse me.

97
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Sad as hell, ain't it, Red? Gee, it's
a real bad time for me to be gettin' laid off.

98
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You know, my husband, Bucky,
his skin graft didn't take.

99
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Yeah, that's, uh—
that's, uh, real sad, Amy.

100
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- Red. Dale. Amy.

101
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Hey, I'm stealing
office supplies.

102
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Red, you didn't want
your stapler, did ya?

103
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- No.
- Good, 'cause I already stole it.

104
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Hey, Red, you know, uh...

105
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we're all gonna go over
to Charlie's for one last drink.

106
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I thought maybe
you could pop in for one.

107
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Oh, no, I, uh—
I don't, uh, pop—

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I told you he wouldn't come with us.
He hates us.

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Well, I—

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Yeah, baby.

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Yep.

112
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You and me
are going places.

113
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& Havin' my baby &

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& It's anotherway ofsaying
how much I loveyou &

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& Havin' my baby &&

116
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- Yeah! Paul Anka!

117
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Man! You kick some
serious musical ass.

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- Thank you, Kelso.
- Man, I knew once I got myvan...

119
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I'd be having some bitchin'
Hollywood parties.

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[Man ]
Right on, Kelso.

121
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I love the van.

122
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It's a real Lyle Waggoner place to be.

123
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Yeah. Yeah.
With a ride like this...

124
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you must get
a butt load ofladies.

125
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Actually, Paul,
I'm just with Jackie at the moment.

126
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JustJackie?

127
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What areyou,
an idiot?

128
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Well, Lyle, Paul...

129
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I know that a fine machine
like this would—

130
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well, snag me
lots ofpelt.

131
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But I— I loveJackie.

132
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And a real man can deny
his man instincts.

133
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Whoya talkin'to?
- Oh!

134
00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:09,667
Ahh.

135
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Oh, hello...

136
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Laurie.

137
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What areyou doing here?

138
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I'm bored.
There's nothing on TV.

139
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So, this is
your new ride, huh?

140
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- It is.
- Mm-hmm.

141
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It's really,
uh, roomy.

142
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Listen, Laurie, uh, I— I don't think
you should be in here.

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I mean, I— I know
we've made out...

144
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a couple dozen times—

145
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- Twice.
- Okay.

146
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Uh, but that's over.

147
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Gosh, I sure do
feel close toyou, Kelso.

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Ahh-ha-ha-ha.

149
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Ah, listen, Laurie,
I— I— I—

150
00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:03,316
I don't think
my girlfriend, Jackie...

151
00:09:03,389 --> 00:09:05,323
would likeyou
sitting on me.

152
00:09:07,226 --> 00:09:09,319
I think you like me
sitting on you.

153
00:09:09,395 --> 00:09:12,387
In fact, I knowyou do.

154
00:09:12,465 --> 00:09:14,660
Okay.

155
00:09:14,734 --> 00:09:16,668
But that's not the point.

156
00:09:19,372 --> 00:09:22,603
Shut up, Kelso.
This is your lucky day.

157
00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:27,110
Laurie, don't. Stop.

158
00:09:27,179 --> 00:09:29,977
Hey, uh— uh—
Those are my pants.

159
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No!

160
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Yes. Yes.

161
00:09:55,975 --> 00:10:00,105
So, what's new, Kelso?

162
00:10:00,179 --> 00:10:02,511
Oh, man.

163
00:10:02,581 --> 00:10:05,948
I mean, nothing.

164
00:10:06,018 --> 00:10:09,681
So, Eric,
I-isn't your sister hot?

165
00:10:12,124 --> 00:10:14,058
No.

166
00:10:14,126 --> 00:10:18,392
In fact, Kelso, I think you're the only
loser here who thinks she is hot.

167
00:10:18,464 --> 00:10:20,455
Not true.

168
00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:23,400
I have pictured her naked
hundreds oftimes.

169
00:10:24,837 --> 00:10:28,068
Why, just this morning,
I was taking a shower—

170
00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:32,304
Come on, Fez, man.
It is absolutely inappropriate...

171
00:10:32,378 --> 00:10:36,872
and disrespectful to talk
about how hot somebody else's sister is...

172
00:10:36,949 --> 00:10:39,975
no matter how bad
you want to give it to her.

173
00:10:40,052 --> 00:10:42,384
Right, Kelso?

174
00:10:42,455 --> 00:10:44,650
Oh, man.

175
00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:47,022
Oh, man.

176
00:10:47,093 --> 00:10:50,187
- I—
- What is it, boy?

177
00:10:50,262 --> 00:10:52,196
Is there trouble?

178
00:10:52,264 --> 00:10:55,961
Is there something you want
to tell us about Eric's sister?

179
00:10:56,035 --> 00:10:58,162
I totally did it with her!

180
00:10:58,237 --> 00:11:00,171
I'm sorry, man.

181
00:11:01,373 --> 00:11:03,568
What?

182
00:11:03,642 --> 00:11:06,202
I— I mean, she took
advantage of me.

183
00:11:06,278 --> 00:11:09,577
Uh— Uh, I'm— I'm violated.

184
00:11:09,648 --> 00:11:11,980
You idiot.
Your thumbs are still up.

185
00:11:13,319 --> 00:11:16,254
Acting's hard.

186
00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:19,883
Hey, shut up, perv.
That's my sister.

187
00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:22,928
- Come on.
- I know.

188
00:11:22,995 --> 00:11:28,160
It is forbidden,
taboo, titillating.

189
00:11:28,234 --> 00:11:33,604
Isn't it ironic that titillating
has the word "tit" in it?

190
00:11:33,672 --> 00:11:35,970
Oh, man. That reminds me—

191
00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:37,975
No! Shut up!

192
00:11:38,043 --> 00:11:42,309
Look, Iswearto God, yousayone more word
about mysister, and I'm gonna tellJackie.

193
00:11:47,753 --> 00:11:49,880
Man...

194
00:11:49,955 --> 00:11:51,889
I forgot about Jackie.

195
00:11:54,493 --> 00:11:59,226
Right. Right. You forgot you have this huge,
bitchy anchor tied around your neck.

196
00:11:59,298 --> 00:12:01,232
I mean—
It could happen.

197
00:12:05,905 --> 00:12:09,432
So, I guess the first time
it actually really happened...

198
00:12:09,508 --> 00:12:11,806
was when I was
horseback riding.

199
00:12:11,877 --> 00:12:17,838
&&

200
00:12:17,917 --> 00:12:19,851
Huh.

201
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,451
So, you know...

202
00:12:23,522 --> 00:12:25,456
I think this van could be pretty nice.

203
00:12:25,524 --> 00:12:27,458
You know,
I'm glad he got it.

204
00:12:27,526 --> 00:12:29,687
At least it's a step
towards responsibility.

205
00:12:29,762 --> 00:12:31,696
Maybe Michael's maturing.

206
00:12:31,764 --> 00:12:33,755
Yeah, hang on
to that dream, Jackie.

207
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:36,768
Donna, I'm serious.

208
00:12:36,836 --> 00:12:38,770
I think he's growing up.

209
00:12:38,838 --> 00:12:41,432
I'm so proud ofhim that if I weren't
already sleeping with him...

210
00:12:41,507 --> 00:12:43,475
I'd sleepwith him.

211
00:12:44,844 --> 00:12:47,677
So, haveyou
andEric done ityet?

212
00:12:48,981 --> 00:12:51,347
Yeah, we did it,
and I forgot to mention it.

213
00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:53,578
Oh.

214
00:12:53,652 --> 00:12:55,517
So, what's the holdup?

215
00:12:57,223 --> 00:12:59,350
Whatever.

216
00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:02,826
It'll happen when it happens.

217
00:13:02,895 --> 00:13:05,159
Sure.

218
00:13:05,231 --> 00:13:09,395
Yeah, I guess if I were Eric's girlfriend,
I would not be in a hurry to do it either.

219
00:13:12,671 --> 00:13:17,301
&&

220
00:13:17,376 --> 00:13:19,970
You know what?

221
00:13:20,045 --> 00:13:23,879
Maybeyou should ask Kelso
if you could borrow his van some night.

222
00:13:29,455 --> 00:13:31,685
Cool.

223
00:13:35,895 --> 00:13:38,659
So, like, uh—

224
00:13:38,731 --> 00:13:41,325
Which night?

225
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,527
I don't know.
Some night.

226
00:13:45,537 --> 00:13:47,471
Is that
like a Wednesday?

227
00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:51,974
Could be.

228
00:13:53,846 --> 00:13:56,076
Could tonight
be some night?

229
00:13:56,148 --> 00:13:58,378
No.

230
00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,384
Well—

231
00:14:01,387 --> 00:14:03,855
I don't know.
Maybe.

232
00:14:03,923 --> 00:14:05,857
- Yeah?

233
00:14:05,925 --> 00:14:09,622
- You sure?
- Hey, where are the cushions?

234
00:14:09,695 --> 00:14:13,426
&&

235
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:27,638
&&

236
00:14:29,348 --> 00:14:32,647
Look at me.
I'm almost 50.

237
00:14:32,718 --> 00:14:35,346
You're not over 50?

238
00:14:35,421 --> 00:14:37,946
- Oh, you gotta shut up.
- Shut up.

239
00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:43,584
I only know how to do one thing.
I've been doing it mywhole life.

240
00:14:43,662 --> 00:14:48,292
It's not like another one of these plants
is gonna open up in this crap hole.

241
00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:50,426
How am I gonna
support my family?

242
00:14:52,204 --> 00:14:54,968
Aw, to hell with it.

243
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:58,441
At least I gotyou guys.

244
00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:01,968
And I loveyou guys!

245
00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:09,383
Okay. Um, thank you for calling, Amy.
Yeah, bye.

246
00:15:09,455 --> 00:15:12,913
Eric, you have to go
pickyour father up at Charlie's Bar.

247
00:15:12,992 --> 00:15:15,688
At Charlie's?
Oh, is he drunk?

248
00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:19,094
No, he's not drunk.
He's— He's not feeling well.

249
00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:22,900
Red's drunk.

250
00:15:22,968 --> 00:15:25,937
He is not. He is just—
He's not feeling well.

251
00:15:26,005 --> 00:15:28,235
Come on, Fez.
My dad's drunk.

252
00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:31,743
He is not drunk.
He is not feeling well.

253
00:15:33,946 --> 00:15:36,676
Mmm. Michael, these cushions
are really nice.

254
00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:38,876
Where'd you get 'em?

255
00:15:40,452 --> 00:15:44,513
Uh, I found 'em.

256
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:48,458
You're nesting, Michael.
That is so mature.

257
00:15:48,527 --> 00:15:51,291
All right, listen.
Jackie, we have to talk.

258
00:15:53,399 --> 00:15:55,333
This van is changing me.

259
00:15:55,401 --> 00:15:57,892
I know, Michael. I know.

260
00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:00,404
You do? Great.

261
00:16:00,472 --> 00:16:04,306
'Cause I want you to be on board
with what I'm gonna say.

262
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,815
Transportation is
a big responsibility.

263
00:16:10,883 --> 00:16:13,750
That is so true.

264
00:16:13,819 --> 00:16:17,152
Yeah. So, I'd like
to see other people.

265
00:16:20,259 --> 00:16:22,989
No.

266
00:16:23,062 --> 00:16:26,828
Wh-What I mean to say is that
you and I should see other people.

267
00:16:26,899 --> 00:16:29,561
No.

268
00:16:30,669 --> 00:16:35,231
Okay. Wh-What if
just I see other people?

269
00:16:35,307 --> 00:16:37,275
No.

270
00:16:38,343 --> 00:16:40,504
Okay.

271
00:16:40,579 --> 00:16:42,513
Okay.

272
00:16:46,718 --> 00:16:51,417
- Hey.
- Hey, hey. The gang's all here.

273
00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:54,687
- How ya doin', Fez?
- Oh, my God. He knows my name.

274
00:16:57,096 --> 00:16:59,564
Hey, are those sideburns?

275
00:16:59,631 --> 00:17:02,225
Since eighth grade.

276
00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:04,599
Hey, bring these guys
a beer.

277
00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:08,071
Uh, no. Dad, I'm supposed
to takeyou home. Mom said so.

278
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:12,975
Normally, you do
whatyour mother says.

279
00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:16,742
Sometimes, you know,
you're a dumb-ass.

280
00:17:19,384 --> 00:17:21,614
But mostly...

281
00:17:21,687 --> 00:17:23,621
you're a good kid.

282
00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:26,055
Thank you, sir.

283
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:30,118
But this was
my last day at work.

284
00:17:30,195 --> 00:17:35,326
And I didn't get a party.
And I didn't get a gold watch.

285
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,459
And I didn't get crap.

286
00:17:39,004 --> 00:17:41,734
So...

287
00:17:41,807 --> 00:17:43,866
let's drink.

288
00:17:52,951 --> 00:17:55,351
- Hello?
- Hello, Mother?

289
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,513
Hi, Mom!

290
00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:02,293
This is your son, Eric.

291
00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:05,229
I am not feeling well.

292
00:18:13,105 --> 00:18:15,130
I'll be right there.

293
00:18:22,614 --> 00:18:24,548
Oh, Red.

294
00:18:28,253 --> 00:18:30,949
I loveyou, Kitty.

295
00:18:31,957 --> 00:18:34,118
Uh-huh.

296
00:18:36,128 --> 00:18:38,255
Bartender, could I have
two coffees, please?

297
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,264
I'll have two more beers.

298
00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:44,268
- Red.
- Okay. Okay. I'll just have the one beer.

299
00:18:45,571 --> 00:18:47,766
This isn't likeyou, Red.

300
00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:50,069
What? I can't have
a beer?

301
00:18:50,142 --> 00:18:53,407
No, hanging around with people.
You hate people.

302
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,684
Yeah, I do.

303
00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:07,318
- You know, we're gonna get through this.
- Yeah, I know.

304
00:19:07,392 --> 00:19:10,589
Oh, heck. We've been through
worse times than these.

305
00:19:12,364 --> 00:19:14,298
Just for
the fun of it, Kitty...

306
00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:19,535
when was that?

307
00:19:22,507 --> 00:19:24,634
Well, I don't know.

308
00:19:26,812 --> 00:19:29,576
- Areyou worried?
- Nope.

309
00:19:29,648 --> 00:19:32,481
- Are you worried?

310
00:19:32,551 --> 00:19:34,519
No.

311
00:19:34,586 --> 00:19:36,554
Naw, I'm not worried, Kitty.

312
00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:42,626
I'm too drunk
to be worried.

313
00:19:44,129 --> 00:19:49,066
& Up against the wall
Redneck Mother &

314
00:19:49,134 --> 00:19:51,068
Whoo-hoo.

315
00:19:51,136 --> 00:19:55,869
& Mother, who has raised
a son so well &

316
00:19:55,941 --> 00:19:59,035
- Okay, you know what? Let's turn that off.

317
00:20:00,112 --> 00:20:03,275
Hey, I got
Amy's phone number.

318
00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:06,641
Good for you, Steven.

319
00:20:06,718 --> 00:20:11,621
Well, I hope
she's still pretty tomorrow.

320
00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:16,127
Okay. You know what? Let's just turn
that "Redneck Mother" song back on.

321
00:20:16,194 --> 00:20:18,128
&&

322
00:20:18,196 --> 00:20:24,135
& He was 34 and drinking
in a honky-tonk &

323
00:20:25,737 --> 00:20:30,401
& Kickin' hippies' asses
and raisin' hell &&

324
00:20:32,878 --> 00:20:34,971
Hey.

325
00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:37,880
God, where wereyou
last night?

326
00:20:37,949 --> 00:20:40,918
I went and had a few beers
with the old man.

327
00:20:44,222 --> 00:20:46,349
Itwas pretty special.

328
00:20:48,393 --> 00:20:52,352
Oh, 'cause, you know,
I— I came by.

329
00:20:56,635 --> 00:20:58,569
You came by?

330
00:21:00,472 --> 00:21:04,875
Yeah. I came by
'cause I was thinking...

331
00:21:04,943 --> 00:21:07,138
last night was the night.

332
00:21:16,388 --> 00:21:19,221
- Last night?
- Mm-hmm.

333
00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:22,726
I will definitely
be here tonight.

334
00:21:22,794 --> 00:21:25,354
Nah, tonight
doesn't feel right.

335
00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:27,762
- Right.
- Not theway last night felt.

336
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,767
Oh, right.

337
00:21:32,437 --> 00:21:34,371
Oh, my God.

338
00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:40,840
I really do loveJackie.

339
00:21:40,912 --> 00:21:45,076
And she says that
we can't see other people. So—

340
00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:47,641
Oh, sweet Kelso.

341
00:21:47,719 --> 00:21:51,052
You're a tool, and I will useyou
when I please.

342
00:21:52,557 --> 00:21:54,491
Okay, baby?

343
00:21:54,559 --> 00:21:56,254
Okay.

344
00:21:57,329 --> 00:21:59,559
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hi, sweetie.

345
00:22:00,632 --> 00:22:04,568
Oh, Kelso.

346
00:22:04,636 --> 00:22:08,595
You watch your ass.

