1 00:00:07,002 --> 00:00:10,301 Eric, you've hardlytouched your breakfast. 2 00:00:10,372 --> 00:00:12,806 That's because I don't know what it is. 3 00:00:14,409 --> 00:00:16,843 Well, it's just— it's eggs and hash... 4 00:00:16,912 --> 00:00:19,745 and some... surprises. 5 00:00:22,184 --> 00:00:26,314 - Mom, why aren't you eating it? - Well, I have never been a breakfast person. 6 00:00:28,156 --> 00:00:31,614 - Is this rabbit? - No. 7 00:00:31,693 --> 00:00:35,288 Mom, if Daddy gets a job, can we stop eating dog food? 8 00:00:36,531 --> 00:00:40,194 Laurie, it is not dog food. And, God, I hope so. 9 00:00:41,637 --> 00:00:44,265 So? Would you hire me? 10 00:00:44,339 --> 00:00:48,776 I'd hireyou, Daddy, especially if the position was World's Best Father. 11 00:00:51,146 --> 00:00:53,376 Oh, you make me sick. 12 00:00:54,383 --> 00:00:55,975 Is it horse? 13 00:00:57,152 --> 00:00:59,416 No, it is not horse. 14 00:01:02,057 --> 00:01:07,222 Honey, now I knowyou've been just a little bit blue since the plant closed. 15 00:01:07,296 --> 00:01:10,060 So, I gotyou a present. 16 00:01:13,135 --> 00:01:16,332 Ta-da! 17 00:01:16,405 --> 00:01:18,771 "You're Hired! 18 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,502 The Essential Guide ForJob Hunting. " 19 00:01:21,576 --> 00:01:24,568 Kitty, I don't need that. 20 00:01:24,646 --> 00:01:26,876 I've been working since I was 16. 21 00:01:26,949 --> 00:01:30,112 I fought in two wars. Hell, I killed people. 22 00:01:30,185 --> 00:01:33,621 I— I'm not saying that I didn't enjoy it. 23 00:01:33,689 --> 00:01:37,625 No, no, no, no. I just, I thought it'd giveyou a little edge. 24 00:01:37,693 --> 00:01:40,218 I don't need an edge. I'm Red Forman. 25 00:01:40,295 --> 00:01:43,958 I'm experienced, loyal, hardworking. 26 00:01:44,032 --> 00:01:48,093 - That's the trifecta of employability! - Well, thanks, sweetie. 27 00:01:49,638 --> 00:01:51,902 - Good luck, honey. - Bye, Daddy! 28 00:01:51,974 --> 00:01:53,908 - Okay. - I got it! 29 00:01:53,976 --> 00:01:56,376 It's tongue. 30 00:01:57,679 --> 00:02:00,239 It's tongue. 31 00:02:02,484 --> 00:02:05,009 & Hangin'out& 32 00:02:06,388 --> 00:02:08,322 & Down the street& 33 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:12,059 & The same old thing& 34 00:02:13,962 --> 00:02:15,896 & We did last week& 35 00:02:17,165 --> 00:02:20,965 & Not a thing to do & 36 00:02:21,036 --> 00:02:24,369 & But talk toyou& 37 00:02:24,439 --> 00:02:26,805 & We're all all right& 38 00:02:26,875 --> 00:02:28,866 & We're all all right&& 39 00:02:28,944 --> 00:02:31,708 Hello, Wisconsin! 40 00:02:40,822 --> 00:02:45,885 Al I right, it's official. My parents are freaks! 41 00:02:45,961 --> 00:02:49,658 Which one of you is my boyfriend again? 42 00:02:49,731 --> 00:02:53,861 Right, it's you. You're taking me out of this stinkin' town tonight! 43 00:02:53,935 --> 00:02:56,961 Wait, wait, wait. Donna, don't you wanna know why Fez is in his undies? 44 00:02:58,473 --> 00:03:01,033 No. 45 00:03:01,109 --> 00:03:04,078 It is a really crazy story. 46 00:03:04,146 --> 00:03:08,082 Oh. Oh, you know what? I'll tell you a crazy story. 47 00:03:08,150 --> 00:03:10,641 It all started like four minutes ago. 48 00:03:18,226 --> 00:03:21,024 Oh, good God. What areyou guys doing now? 49 00:03:21,096 --> 00:03:24,691 Yoga. I'm trying to align your father's chakras. 50 00:03:24,766 --> 00:03:27,894 I didn't even know the damn things were out ofwhack. 51 00:03:27,969 --> 00:03:30,836 Why can'tyou guys be normal? 52 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:36,242 Donna, your negativity is bruising our auras. Please leave. 53 00:03:36,311 --> 00:03:37,869 - Gladly. - Oh, and, honey. 54 00:03:37,946 --> 00:03:40,312 We're also exploring tantric sex. 55 00:03:40,382 --> 00:03:44,148 So, if you hear any strange noises coming from Mommy and Daddy's bedroom tonight— 56 00:03:44,219 --> 00:03:48,986 Ew! Why mustyou guys freak me out on a daily basis? 57 00:03:49,057 --> 00:03:52,458 I don't want to pictureyou naked. And I'm leaving now. 58 00:03:52,527 --> 00:03:54,586 Forever. 59 00:03:58,366 --> 00:04:00,493 Ouch. Okay, Donna. 60 00:04:00,569 --> 00:04:03,470 I thinkwe need to takeyou out for some dirty bad fun. 61 00:04:03,538 --> 00:04:06,769 Thank you, Eric. 62 00:04:06,842 --> 00:04:10,778 Oh, you want dirty bad fun? Listen to this. 63 00:04:10,846 --> 00:04:12,905 I came here fully clothed— 64 00:04:12,981 --> 00:04:15,472 Ooh! No, no, no. I know! 65 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:17,711 There's this new club that opened in Chicago. 66 00:04:17,786 --> 00:04:21,347 It's supposed to be like— like the hottest spot this side ofStudio 54. 67 00:04:21,423 --> 00:04:23,823 My God, you guys, that's perfect. 68 00:04:23,892 --> 00:04:26,122 No, no, Michael, we can't go. 69 00:04:26,194 --> 00:04:31,632 My parents are gonna be out late tonight, and we have to study. 70 00:04:33,468 --> 00:04:35,561 Study? Ah, what a gyp! 71 00:04:35,637 --> 00:04:39,334 - I'm going to the club. - No, no, Michael. 72 00:04:39,407 --> 00:04:41,898 You're coming over to my house tonight. 73 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:45,845 And we're gonna... "study". 74 00:04:47,449 --> 00:04:49,974 Fine! 75 00:04:50,051 --> 00:04:53,316 God, I never get to do anything fun. 76 00:04:53,388 --> 00:04:55,913 God, you're dumb. 77 00:04:57,259 --> 00:04:59,853 I guess that's why I gotta go study. 78 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:09,736 Hi. Red Forman— experienced, loyal, hardworking. 79 00:05:09,804 --> 00:05:11,738 Yeah. 80 00:05:13,275 --> 00:05:15,675 - Hey! - Hey, it's Red. 81 00:05:15,744 --> 00:05:19,771 It's all of you guys from the, uh— from the plant, huh? 82 00:05:20,882 --> 00:05:24,818 So, we're all going after the same job. 83 00:05:24,886 --> 00:05:28,549 Well, that's, uh— that's terrific. 84 00:05:28,623 --> 00:05:31,683 Well, I wish I had your confidence, Red. I got nothing. 85 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:36,424 All I could think to do was tell this guy I'm experienced, loyal and hardworking. 86 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,733 Son of a bitch. 87 00:05:48,977 --> 00:05:51,138 So, I brought my books. 88 00:05:54,883 --> 00:05:57,010 Michael, we're not gonna study. 89 00:05:57,085 --> 00:05:59,849 We're not? 90 00:05:59,921 --> 00:06:01,855 No. 91 00:06:02,924 --> 00:06:07,293 My parents are gonna be gone for hours. 92 00:06:09,464 --> 00:06:11,455 Oh! 93 00:06:13,835 --> 00:06:17,202 So, what doyou wanna do? 94 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:52,699 Oh, check it out. Bowie. 95 00:06:52,774 --> 00:06:54,708 Man, he's cool. 96 00:06:54,776 --> 00:06:58,735 Yeah, androgynous guys are so manly. 97 00:07:01,149 --> 00:07:05,984 Michael, doyou know who would look totally, totally sexy... 98 00:07:06,054 --> 00:07:07,988 glammed up like Bowie? 99 00:07:08,056 --> 00:07:09,921 Who? 100 00:07:09,991 --> 00:07:13,427 - You, Michael. - You're crazy. 101 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:17,598 No, I'm not glam. 102 00:07:17,666 --> 00:07:20,965 Come on, Michael. You have such pretty eyes. 103 00:07:21,036 --> 00:07:24,335 - Well, my lashes do go out like a mile. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 104 00:07:24,406 --> 00:07:27,637 And with this, I can flip 'em up. 105 00:07:27,709 --> 00:07:30,200 - No way! - Yeah, yeah! 106 00:07:32,514 --> 00:07:35,506 && 107 00:07:45,593 --> 00:07:48,255 && 108 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:03,067 - Eric, you here? - Yeah, I'm in the living room, baby. 109 00:08:11,853 --> 00:08:16,984 - What areyou staring at? - You're really... brick house. 110 00:08:17,058 --> 00:08:18,958 - Thanks. You wanna— - Shh. 111 00:08:19,027 --> 00:08:20,995 Let me just stare at you for a second. 112 00:08:21,062 --> 00:08:23,622 - Can we just— - Hup. 113 00:08:23,698 --> 00:08:26,166 Okay, I'm good. 114 00:08:34,042 --> 00:08:38,479 - God, this is stupid. - Shut up, Michael. I'm almost done. 115 00:08:38,546 --> 00:08:42,312 I can't believe I letyou talk me into this. 116 00:08:42,384 --> 00:08:45,785 - Okay. Here. Take a look. - Fine. 117 00:08:46,921 --> 00:08:50,186 Okay, yeah, my eyes are gorgeous. 118 00:08:50,258 --> 00:08:52,522 See? See? I told you. 119 00:08:53,862 --> 00:08:57,628 Michael, doyou know what you need now? Some blush. 120 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:02,228 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jackie. 121 00:09:02,303 --> 00:09:06,262 All right, glam is one thing, but I thinkwe're crossing over into weird. 122 00:09:06,341 --> 00:09:09,902 No, no, trust me, Michael, we're not. 123 00:09:09,978 --> 00:09:15,006 With cheekbones like that, blush is your best friend. 124 00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:19,144 Yeah, I do have bitchin' cheekbones. 125 00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:21,916 Okay, let's blush! 126 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:25,616 && 127 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,498 People are so friendly around here. 128 00:09:34,569 --> 00:09:38,562 Two women on the corner just offered to have sex with me. 129 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,973 Yeah. For money, Fez. 130 00:09:42,043 --> 00:09:45,979 I could not ask them for money. 131 00:09:46,047 --> 00:09:48,072 Or could I? 132 00:09:48,149 --> 00:09:50,344 Wow, guys. Check out this crowd. 133 00:09:50,418 --> 00:09:53,353 I know. This is gonna be so great! Let's go see how long the wait is. 134 00:09:53,421 --> 00:09:56,049 - Excuse me, how long— - You're in. 135 00:09:56,124 --> 00:09:58,058 Oh, man, I'm so up for this. 136 00:09:58,126 --> 00:10:01,118 Notyou. 137 00:10:01,196 --> 00:10:03,426 Well, that's fine. I'll just wait with you guys. 138 00:10:03,498 --> 00:10:05,398 - No, we're next. Go in. - Yeah? 139 00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:08,459 All right, I'll seeyou guys inside. 140 00:10:08,536 --> 00:10:13,371 You know what? This is probably just some kind offire code thing. 141 00:10:14,976 --> 00:10:17,968 Yeah, okay. Wait. What's going on? We're next. 142 00:10:18,046 --> 00:10:21,015 No. You're not. 143 00:10:21,082 --> 00:10:23,107 What areyou talking about? 144 00:10:23,184 --> 00:10:26,711 Well, Archie... 145 00:10:26,788 --> 00:10:30,087 I'm here to let the cool people in and keep the geeks out. 146 00:10:31,259 --> 00:10:34,126 Those poor stupid geeks! 147 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,298 Oh, my God. We are geeks. 148 00:10:50,379 --> 00:10:53,405 Hey, did slipping the bouncer a ten work? 149 00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:57,543 Yes, it did, Hyde. That's why I'm inside the club. 150 00:10:57,620 --> 00:11:00,521 - Thereyou are. 151 00:11:00,589 --> 00:11:03,114 This place is awesome. Why aren't you inside? 152 00:11:03,192 --> 00:11:06,628 Oh, we were in. We were on the inside. 153 00:11:06,695 --> 00:11:11,462 - I didn't seeyou. - Oh, yeah, we waved atyou. But you were, uh— 154 00:11:11,533 --> 00:11:14,661 - Dancing. - Excellent. 155 00:11:14,737 --> 00:11:17,900 Uh, you were dancing. And then we went through this— 156 00:11:17,973 --> 00:11:20,066 - Door. - Yes. We went through this door. 157 00:11:20,142 --> 00:11:22,576 And we were locked out. 158 00:11:22,645 --> 00:11:24,977 And then we had to get in the back of the line, so— 159 00:11:25,047 --> 00:11:27,948 When you get back inside, find me. 160 00:11:28,017 --> 00:11:30,679 - Go. Yeah. - Yeah. 161 00:11:30,753 --> 00:11:32,687 - We'll meetyou on the inside. - Okay. 162 00:11:32,755 --> 00:11:35,690 - You go. - Go. 163 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:39,125 - That was really smooth. - Smooth enough to get us in? 164 00:11:39,194 --> 00:11:42,186 No. 165 00:11:42,264 --> 00:11:44,664 Okay, that's it. You must take me in. 166 00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:46,667 Why? 167 00:11:46,735 --> 00:11:51,001 Because I feel the hot rhythm of disco burning in my loins. 168 00:11:54,176 --> 00:11:56,303 Watch. 169 00:12:12,294 --> 00:12:14,387 Okay, you're in. 170 00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:19,066 So long, losers! 171 00:12:22,838 --> 00:12:25,864 You're saying that this stuff won't come off? 172 00:12:25,941 --> 00:12:28,739 Like even if I cry? 173 00:12:28,811 --> 00:12:30,938 Man, that's great. 174 00:12:31,013 --> 00:12:34,813 Oh, Michael, you are the best doll I have ever had. 175 00:12:34,883 --> 00:12:37,317 You know what? I have the perfect gown for you. 176 00:12:37,386 --> 00:12:40,014 All right, Jackie. Slow down. 177 00:12:41,657 --> 00:12:43,921 Okay, wearing lipstick is one thing... 178 00:12:43,992 --> 00:12:47,359 but a gown, that's kind offruity. 179 00:12:47,429 --> 00:12:50,159 No, no, it's not, Michael. 180 00:12:50,232 --> 00:12:53,258 Bowie wears dresses. Joe Namath wears panty hose. 181 00:12:53,335 --> 00:12:56,133 Jackie, no. 182 00:12:56,205 --> 00:13:00,005 - I'll be right back. - Jackie, I said, "No!" 183 00:13:01,377 --> 00:13:04,608 All right, nothing too girlie. And I mean it! 184 00:13:18,093 --> 00:13:21,688 Well, so much for your "He can't stop both ofus" theory. 185 00:13:21,764 --> 00:13:25,165 This bites, man! He can't keep us out of there. 186 00:13:25,234 --> 00:13:28,101 I mean, what— Did we wake up in Russia this morning? 187 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,967 No. 188 00:13:30,038 --> 00:13:33,769 We did not, in fact, wake up in Russia this morning! 189 00:13:33,842 --> 00:13:36,504 I didn't think so! 190 00:13:36,578 --> 00:13:41,106 Hey, let me tell you something, pal. You're propping up a dying system, man. 191 00:13:41,183 --> 00:13:43,674 'Cause, see, some day soon, people are gonna wake up... 192 00:13:43,752 --> 00:13:46,243 and they're gonna realize that most of us don't fit intoyour... 193 00:13:46,321 --> 00:13:50,052 Hollywood, Madison Avenue, candy-coated ideal ofwhat's cool. 194 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:52,616 And when we do, we're gonna rise up. 195 00:13:52,694 --> 00:13:57,563 We're gonna putyou on trial, then parade through the streets with your head on a stick! 196 00:13:59,701 --> 00:14:02,727 Righteous political outrage. You're in. 197 00:14:09,111 --> 00:14:11,705 All right. I'll seeya later, Forman. 198 00:14:17,085 --> 00:14:19,246 Yeah, well... 199 00:14:19,321 --> 00:14:23,121 when the revolution comes, man... 200 00:14:23,192 --> 00:14:26,389 your back's gonna be up against the wall— 201 00:14:27,863 --> 00:14:30,593 Damn it, let me in! My girlfriend's in there! 202 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:34,033 The foxy redhead? I thought that was your sister. 203 00:14:35,604 --> 00:14:37,629 What does she see in you? 204 00:14:39,908 --> 00:14:41,842 You know what she sees, buddy? 205 00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:44,504 You know what she sees? 206 00:14:49,384 --> 00:14:51,784 Well, let me tell you something. If she was the bouncer... 207 00:14:51,854 --> 00:14:55,551 I'd be in that stupid club right now, you big ass. 208 00:14:55,624 --> 00:14:57,785 Yeah, I said it. 209 00:15:03,866 --> 00:15:06,027 Hi, honey. 210 00:15:09,304 --> 00:15:11,363 Uh-oh. 211 00:15:13,442 --> 00:15:18,709 - I didn't get the job. - Okay, well, you will get them next time. 212 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:21,271 Ah, Kitty... 213 00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:23,716 the world's changin'. 214 00:15:23,785 --> 00:15:26,549 Things aren't turning out the way I expected. 215 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:32,783 Well, Red, what did you expect? 216 00:15:34,963 --> 00:15:38,831 Well, I don't know. 217 00:15:42,471 --> 00:15:45,929 Take that, Hirohito. And that. 218 00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:48,670 Yes, withAmerica's victory overseas now complete... 219 00:15:48,744 --> 00:15:50,644 our fiighting boys return home... 220 00:15:50,712 --> 00:15:52,907 where the American workingman... 221 00:15:52,981 --> 00:15:54,972 takes his rightfiul place on the throne. 222 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:58,110 "Hi, honey. How was your day?" 223 00:15:58,186 --> 00:16:01,019 "They gave me another raise. " 224 00:16:01,089 --> 00:16:03,114 "Oh, honey. With all the moneyyou make... 225 00:16:03,191 --> 00:16:05,989 it's no wonder I don't have to work. " 226 00:16:06,061 --> 00:16:07,995 Daughter Laurie has a question. 227 00:16:08,063 --> 00:16:11,521 "Daddy, why is the American economy the envy ofithe world?" 228 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,932 "Well, "says Dad... 229 00:16:14,002 --> 00:16:16,903 "it's because the American worker is experienced... 230 00:16:16,972 --> 00:16:19,941 Ioyal and hardworking. " 231 00:16:21,276 --> 00:16:24,109 Looks like Junior has some good news. 232 00:16:24,179 --> 00:16:27,478 "Say, Dad, you can stop giving me money now. 233 00:16:27,549 --> 00:16:30,143 "I just got a fiootball scholarship to Notre Dame. 234 00:16:30,218 --> 00:16:33,016 "I guess experience, loyalty... 235 00:16:33,088 --> 00:16:35,454 and hard work really do pay off.. " 236 00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:39,192 Daughter Laurie has another question. 237 00:16:39,261 --> 00:16:44,221 "Daddy, can you tell me why Germany andJapan's economies never recovered?" 238 00:16:44,299 --> 00:16:45,891 "It's simple. 239 00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:48,095 They are not experienced. 240 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,104 "They are not hardworking. 241 00:16:50,172 --> 00:16:52,106 "They are not loyal. 242 00:16:52,174 --> 00:16:55,041 And they do not speak English. " 243 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:58,136 Speaking ofiwork, Mom has to go grocery shopping. 244 00:16:58,213 --> 00:17:00,340 "Can I have the keys to the Cadillac?" 245 00:17:00,415 --> 00:17:04,647 "Forget the Cadillac! Take the hovercraft. " 246 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,553 "Red, the hovercraft?" 247 00:17:09,658 --> 00:17:11,819 The hovercraft? 248 00:17:12,894 --> 00:17:16,227 What? They prom ised us hovercrafts. 249 00:17:17,866 --> 00:17:21,302 I t's just another damn broken promise. 250 00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:30,705 Okay. Cream. Two sugars. 251 00:17:30,779 --> 00:17:34,840 Well, you just drink up and I'll just— I don't know— head inside. 252 00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:39,444 - Yeah. No. - Oh, come on! You suck! 253 00:17:39,521 --> 00:17:42,979 Mr. Big Shot Bouncer, Mr. I Open and Close the Rope... 254 00:17:43,058 --> 00:17:48,189 Mr. Boatman on the River Styx. 255 00:17:48,263 --> 00:17:51,562 Just— God, I bet you've never been excluded from anything in yourwhole life! 256 00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:55,763 Hey, that's not fair! I've been excluded from lots of things. 257 00:17:55,837 --> 00:17:58,465 Yeah, like what? 258 00:18:02,377 --> 00:18:05,005 Oh, no, okay. Uh, when I was in kindergarten... 259 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,049 we used to play Duck, Duck, Goose... 260 00:18:08,116 --> 00:18:12,280 and nobody ever picked me to be the goose. 261 00:18:12,354 --> 00:18:15,448 Oh, wow. That must have really hurt. 262 00:18:16,858 --> 00:18:18,849 I didn't care. 263 00:18:19,861 --> 00:18:22,125 You didn't care? Uh-huh. 264 00:18:22,197 --> 00:18:25,394 Soyou were just sitting there, watching this kid go around the circle. 265 00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:27,799 Duck. Duck. Duck. He'd get closer and closer. 266 00:18:27,869 --> 00:18:30,030 Duck. You'd be shaking with anticipation. 267 00:18:30,105 --> 00:18:32,096 Duck. Maybe he'll pick me. Duck. 268 00:18:32,174 --> 00:18:34,472 Maybe I'll get to run and laugh with the joy ofbeing the goose. 269 00:18:34,543 --> 00:18:37,068 Then he'd come toyou, place his hand on your head, and say, "Duck." 270 00:18:37,145 --> 00:18:39,375 - And you're telling meyou didn't care? - Yeah, it hurts. 271 00:18:39,448 --> 00:18:42,212 Yes, it— Thank you! That's what I'm saying! 272 00:18:42,284 --> 00:18:46,243 And now, you have made me... 273 00:18:46,321 --> 00:18:48,255 the duck. 274 00:18:49,357 --> 00:18:51,484 Wow. 275 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,494 Oh, man, I didn't realize. 276 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:57,694 Dance, goose, dance. 277 00:19:07,743 --> 00:19:10,735 && 278 00:19:20,422 --> 00:19:23,585 Oh, God, Michael. In that dress, you are way prettier than Bowie. 279 00:19:23,658 --> 00:19:26,252 Hell, I'm prettier than you. 280 00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:30,524 That's not funny, Michael. 281 00:19:33,468 --> 00:19:36,437 Did you just hear a car pull up? 282 00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:42,410 Relax, Jackie, your parents aren't supposed to be home for, like, another hour. 283 00:19:42,477 --> 00:19:44,707 Now, spin me. 284 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,717 - Hi, Daddy. - We're studying. 285 00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:59,090 - No, no. Daddy, no! Daddy, I love him. 286 00:20:03,165 --> 00:20:07,158 - Wow. What a night, right? - Oh, exactly. 287 00:20:12,274 --> 00:20:14,708 Donna, why areyou with me? 288 00:20:14,776 --> 00:20:17,768 Um, the bouncer wanted to know. 289 00:20:21,283 --> 00:20:23,911 What'd you tell him? 290 00:20:23,985 --> 00:20:26,749 You know, I couldn't think of a reason. 291 00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:31,081 Hmm. 292 00:20:31,159 --> 00:20:35,619 You know, come to think of it, I can't either. 293 00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:39,189 What I need to do is find a guy who's like totally different from you. 294 00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:43,363 Maybe big, and dumb, and, you know, not nice to me. 295 00:20:43,438 --> 00:20:45,929 Oh, and no sense ofhumor, so when I tell a joke, he doesn't get it. 296 00:20:46,007 --> 00:20:48,032 - I mean, that's a real turn on. - Okay, enough. 297 00:20:48,109 --> 00:20:50,441 No, no, no, seriously, thank you. 298 00:20:50,512 --> 00:20:54,312 I mean, if you hadn't pointed this out to me, I might have wasted years with you. 299 00:20:54,382 --> 00:20:58,045 I mean, I almost had sex with you. 300 00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:01,452 Whoo! Thank you. 301 00:21:01,523 --> 00:21:04,981 Okay, I think the question has become, why am I with you? 302 00:21:10,131 --> 00:21:12,361 Oh, right. Okay. 303 00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:19,102 I had a great time. Good night. 304 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,272 && 305 00:21:39,828 --> 00:21:44,458 Yeah. Last night I was withJackie. 306 00:21:44,532 --> 00:21:48,263 Tonight, I'll be with Laurie. 307 00:21:48,336 --> 00:21:51,430 That's just the kind of life that a stud like me leads. 308 00:21:55,543 --> 00:21:57,306 What? 309 00:21:57,379 --> 00:22:01,110 Kelso, your mascara's running. 310 00:22:01,182 --> 00:22:03,207 Damn! 311 00:22:03,285 --> 00:22:06,277 She told me it was waterproof.