1 00:00:09,015 --> 00:00:12,545 So, look at us. This is just like a Norman Rockwell painting. 2 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:15,787 Mom is serving breakfast, Daddy is reading the newspaper... 3 00:00:15,861 --> 00:00:19,130 and brother Eric is trying to hide a big, purple, nasty hickey. 4 00:00:19,202 --> 00:00:23,609 What... hickey? I don't have a hickey. 5 00:00:23,677 --> 00:00:27,276 You know, Eric, hickeys lead to dirty things. 6 00:00:28,888 --> 00:00:32,019 For God's sakes, don't let Donna suckyour neck. 7 00:00:34,031 --> 00:00:35,967 She's a nice girl. 8 00:00:36,035 --> 00:00:39,371 I don't have a hickey. I was using a curling iron. 9 00:00:42,114 --> 00:00:44,641 Oh, well, will you just look at that. 10 00:00:44,719 --> 00:00:47,247 Oh! Mom! 11 00:00:47,324 --> 00:00:50,694 - Red, remember that time— - No, and neither doyou. 12 00:00:52,735 --> 00:00:55,936 Okay. 13 00:00:56,009 --> 00:01:00,143 - So, um, Laurie, what's on the agenda today? - Agenda? 14 00:01:00,217 --> 00:01:02,278 A list of goals or actions... 15 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:05,758 one might feel good about achieving so as to— 16 00:01:06,763 --> 00:01:09,257 Eric, you tell her. 17 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:14,209 Mom, come on, relax. I'm still getting used to being back home. 18 00:01:14,278 --> 00:01:17,512 Yeah. Flunking out of college can be draining. Whew! 19 00:01:18,553 --> 00:01:21,958 - Eric. - Come on. That was so mild. 20 00:01:22,027 --> 00:01:24,463 Laurie, all you do is sit around the house and watch television. 21 00:01:24,532 --> 00:01:26,901 You should come down to the hospital and volunteer. 22 00:01:26,971 --> 00:01:28,803 - She's right, Laurie. - Daddy! 23 00:01:32,448 --> 00:01:35,420 You know, I think Eric needs an agenda. Look at his neck. 24 00:01:35,487 --> 00:01:39,052 It's a birthmark! It's been there since birth. 25 00:01:39,128 --> 00:01:41,223 Good morning, class. 26 00:01:41,299 --> 00:01:43,964 - Good morning, orphan. - Good morning. 27 00:01:45,274 --> 00:01:47,836 - That's all you got? 28 00:01:47,913 --> 00:01:49,848 Whore. 29 00:01:49,917 --> 00:01:52,353 Mom! He called me a whore. 30 00:01:52,421 --> 00:01:54,357 Yeah. 31 00:01:54,425 --> 00:01:58,525 Steven, honey, you are tooyoung for coffee. Have some juice. 32 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,333 Mrs. Forman, I need coffee. 33 00:02:01,406 --> 00:02:04,401 Your son kept me up all night bragging about his hickey. 34 00:02:08,353 --> 00:02:10,346 & Hangin'out& 35 00:02:11,559 --> 00:02:13,495 & Down the street& 36 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:17,236 & The same old thing& 37 00:02:19,141 --> 00:02:21,077 & We did last week& 38 00:02:22,348 --> 00:02:26,152 & Not a thing to do & 39 00:02:26,222 --> 00:02:29,558 & But talk toyou& 40 00:02:29,628 --> 00:02:31,997 & We're all all right& 41 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:34,060 & We're all all right&& 42 00:02:34,138 --> 00:02:36,905 Hello, Wisconsin! 43 00:02:42,889 --> 00:02:46,487 Okay, whatever you do, Eric, do not wear a turtleneck to school. 44 00:02:46,562 --> 00:02:48,498 Okay? It's a dead giveaway. 45 00:02:48,566 --> 00:02:50,763 Yeah, I'd go with a decorative scarf. 46 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,807 Thank you. 47 00:02:54,211 --> 00:02:56,647 Did you have to tell everyone about the hickey? 48 00:02:56,716 --> 00:02:59,415 Well, everyone can kinda see it, Vampira. 49 00:03:01,426 --> 00:03:04,125 Laurie had a field day at breakfast. 50 00:03:04,198 --> 00:03:07,102 Yeah, I hopped on that dog pile too. 51 00:03:07,171 --> 00:03:10,109 You sure did, you dill hole. 52 00:03:10,177 --> 00:03:13,115 All right, Forman. Yeah, that was sorta mean. 53 00:03:13,183 --> 00:03:15,119 Probablywhat I shoulda said is... 54 00:03:15,187 --> 00:03:19,628 I'm sick ofsharing a room with you and all of your disgusting fluids and gases. 55 00:03:19,695 --> 00:03:22,792 Oh, and yours are just dreamy, Hyde. 56 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:26,433 Excuse me. May I please have a hickey, please? 57 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,608 No. 58 00:03:29,682 --> 00:03:32,017 - Please? - No! 59 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,555 - Jackie? - No! 60 00:03:33,623 --> 00:03:35,559 - Please? - No! 61 00:03:35,627 --> 00:03:38,155 So... 62 00:03:38,233 --> 00:03:42,173 the two of you do things to please your man. 63 00:03:42,241 --> 00:03:44,234 Well, Fez is a man. 64 00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:48,409 Why doyou not please him? 65 00:03:48,486 --> 00:03:50,422 Why? 66 00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:52,858 Jackie, just give him a hickey. 67 00:03:54,732 --> 00:03:57,397 - Okay, I'm going home. - Me too. 68 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,407 Gotta go shopping with my mom. 69 00:03:59,475 --> 00:04:01,843 Suddenly it's really important that we be best friends. 70 00:04:01,914 --> 00:04:05,011 - What happened? - She's been reading. 71 00:04:05,086 --> 00:04:07,852 Reading. Damn it. When will they learn? 72 00:04:09,295 --> 00:04:12,790 Finally. I thoughtJackie'd never leave. 73 00:04:14,438 --> 00:04:16,374 Okay, Kelso, what areyou doing? 74 00:04:16,442 --> 00:04:19,380 Oh, I need a sexy memento from Laurie. 75 00:04:19,448 --> 00:04:22,011 I'm gonna commemorate our forbidden love... 76 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:23,817 with panties. 77 00:04:25,827 --> 00:04:28,822 Fine. Just takeyour panties and go home. 78 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,834 Man, those are my mom's! Come on! 79 00:04:37,517 --> 00:04:40,455 Okay, Forman, look, man. I'm not telling you how to liveyour life... 80 00:04:40,523 --> 00:04:42,994 but ifsomeone touched my mom's panties— 81 00:04:44,331 --> 00:04:47,667 Hyde, didn't... everyone touch your mom's panties? 82 00:04:48,673 --> 00:04:50,666 Burn! 83 00:04:53,516 --> 00:04:56,044 Man, that was a burn. You gotta— 84 00:04:56,122 --> 00:04:58,058 Okay, Forman, I have a solution... 85 00:04:58,126 --> 00:05:01,656 to this whole you-being-a-pain-in-my-ass, we-sharing-a-room thing. 86 00:05:01,732 --> 00:05:04,499 You move out. 87 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:06,837 - Of my room? - Yeah. 88 00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:08,845 Well, that's just not gonna happen. 89 00:05:08,914 --> 00:05:11,977 Hey, fine, I'll move out, you big baby. 90 00:05:12,054 --> 00:05:13,818 Still friends? 91 00:05:13,891 --> 00:05:15,826 I need time to heal. 92 00:05:16,897 --> 00:05:18,832 Okay, these are Laurie's, right? 93 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:22,396 Kelso, what, exactly, areyou gonna do with those panties? 94 00:05:24,011 --> 00:05:26,538 Just... look at 'em. 95 00:05:26,615 --> 00:05:31,284 Kelso, did you ever notice that Laurie and Eric have the same eyes? 96 00:05:31,359 --> 00:05:35,299 So, if you're doing it with Laurie, and she's perhaps wearing a hat... 97 00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:38,362 it's kinda like you're doing it with Eric too! 98 00:05:47,724 --> 00:05:49,717 Okay, bye. 99 00:05:55,941 --> 00:05:58,936 && 100 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,959 So, here we are... 101 00:06:09,034 --> 00:06:11,470 together... again. 102 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,979 Yeah. I'm just loving the time we spend together, Donna. 103 00:06:15,046 --> 00:06:17,984 In my new book, OurMothers, Ourselves... 104 00:06:18,052 --> 00:06:19,988 it says we're supposed to be friends. 105 00:06:20,056 --> 00:06:22,492 We should talk to each other and listen. 106 00:06:22,561 --> 00:06:25,055 Your stupid father never listens. 107 00:06:26,802 --> 00:06:30,105 Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father? 108 00:06:30,176 --> 00:06:33,342 I don't know. I only read the first chapter. 109 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:38,348 Oh, okay. No more talking aboutyour father. 110 00:06:39,896 --> 00:06:42,925 - So, how doyou like the clogs I boughtyou? - They're awesome. 111 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,700 Good! 'Causeyour father's an ass! 112 00:06:51,519 --> 00:06:54,514 && 113 00:07:06,515 --> 00:07:09,009 && 114 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:18,137 Kelso tookyour underwear. 115 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,141 Aw! That's, like, the third pair! 116 00:07:20,209 --> 00:07:22,202 Ehh! 117 00:07:28,659 --> 00:07:30,629 Give me the remote control. 118 00:07:30,697 --> 00:07:33,692 Give me a reason why I shouldn't set you on fire. 119 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,938 All right, Laurie, takeyour best shot. 120 00:07:54,912 --> 00:07:57,884 Oh, Red, we talked about this. Let him go. 121 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:06,157 Hello, Laurie. I apologize for coming unannounced. 122 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:08,171 - But I— - Mom! Daddy! 123 00:08:08,239 --> 00:08:12,043 This is Professor Stark. He was my art history teacher. 124 00:08:12,113 --> 00:08:15,244 Well, actually, I was your psychology teacher. 125 00:08:15,319 --> 00:08:18,587 Well, whatever you taught her, she flunked it. 126 00:08:18,659 --> 00:08:20,595 Eric! 127 00:08:20,663 --> 00:08:23,932 So, you're from the, uh, University ofWisconsin. 128 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,804 Areyou here to give me back my money? 129 00:08:26,876 --> 00:08:29,608 Well, actually, I came here because of Laurie. 130 00:08:29,681 --> 00:08:33,052 Oh! Yes. He came to see if the universitywould take me back. 131 00:08:34,124 --> 00:08:36,060 Really? Oh, please! Here! 132 00:08:36,128 --> 00:08:39,066 Have a seat! Ha! I'll make coffee and cake! 133 00:08:39,134 --> 00:08:42,265 I'll make coffee cake and coffee! 134 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:46,075 Oh, gosh! Really, can you get her back into the university and out of my house? 135 00:08:46,148 --> 00:08:49,120 Well, I'm going to try my darnedest. 136 00:08:49,187 --> 00:08:51,521 Well, this is really good news. 137 00:08:51,592 --> 00:08:53,893 This is the best news I've ever heard. 138 00:08:53,964 --> 00:08:55,900 Yes, it is. 139 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:58,268 I wanna get Laurie back in school. 140 00:08:58,339 --> 00:09:00,275 Professor, question. 141 00:09:00,343 --> 00:09:02,711 How lame, exactly, is your student body... 142 00:09:02,781 --> 00:09:05,218 if you're trying to get this dumb cow back— 143 00:09:05,286 --> 00:09:07,222 - Eric! - Okay. 144 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:09,226 Don't be a smart-mouth. 145 00:09:09,294 --> 00:09:11,230 We've got... company. 146 00:09:11,298 --> 00:09:13,097 Yeah. Yeah. Go make coffee. 147 00:09:13,169 --> 00:09:15,071 Don't scare him off. He's our only hope. 148 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:17,075 So, um... 149 00:09:17,143 --> 00:09:19,079 maybe you could stay for dinner. 150 00:09:19,147 --> 00:09:21,583 Why, yes, thank you. That would be lovely. 151 00:09:21,652 --> 00:09:24,488 Oh, uh, and I believe these paint chips areyours. 152 00:09:24,558 --> 00:09:26,494 Yeah. 153 00:09:26,562 --> 00:09:30,468 Well, these are— are the color of our front door, aren't they? 154 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:33,804 Yeah. You hada paint chip hanging firomyourfiront door. 155 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:38,284 So I— I started to peel it, and I guess I got a little overzealous. 156 00:09:41,692 --> 00:09:44,323 - Um, psychology, huh? - Yes, yes. 157 00:09:44,397 --> 00:09:46,731 Human foibles fascinate me. 158 00:09:55,353 --> 00:09:57,346 - Hey, Dad. - Where have you two been? 159 00:09:58,692 --> 00:10:01,630 Mom bought me these clogs. Aren't they great? 160 00:10:01,698 --> 00:10:03,634 Oh! 161 00:10:03,702 --> 00:10:06,606 She boughtyou clogs. With my money. 162 00:10:08,012 --> 00:10:11,712 So, officially, I bought you clogs. 163 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:14,279 No, Bob, I bought her the clogs. 164 00:10:15,393 --> 00:10:17,625 Get in the car, Donna. 165 00:10:17,697 --> 00:10:19,998 I'm gonna buy you something. 166 00:10:20,069 --> 00:10:22,539 Uh, actually, Dad, I've got homework and— 167 00:10:22,607 --> 00:10:24,942 Doyou loveyour daddy? 168 00:10:27,317 --> 00:10:29,344 Yes. Let's go. 169 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:33,923 Looks likeyou're going shopping with the big ass! 170 00:10:48,726 --> 00:10:50,719 I don't think so. 171 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:59,611 Eric, go to the store and get me three pounds of ground beef, lean. 172 00:10:59,681 --> 00:11:03,052 Mom, look, beforeyou go and blow 20 more cents a pound on ground beef... 173 00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:06,060 this guy is not gonna get Laurie back into college. 174 00:11:06,128 --> 00:11:08,189 She is stupid and evil. 175 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:12,829 Mostly stupid. 176 00:11:12,908 --> 00:11:14,843 Eric, she is not stupid. 177 00:11:14,912 --> 00:11:18,373 She's just— She has... special— 178 00:11:18,452 --> 00:11:20,445 Just go. 179 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,153 Hyde! 180 00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:28,437 Oh, honey, justshare the room with Eric! 181 00:11:28,505 --> 00:11:30,942 No, thank you. I'm fine. 182 00:11:40,997 --> 00:11:42,727 Ohh! 183 00:11:49,514 --> 00:11:51,507 Busted! 184 00:11:57,463 --> 00:12:00,026 - No way! - Yep. 185 00:12:00,101 --> 00:12:04,235 Laurie and her professor tonguing in the garage like hungry dogs. It was disgusting. 186 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:08,375 No. No, you see, because Laurie wouldn't just make out with some old guy. 187 00:12:08,451 --> 00:12:10,387 Shewouldn't do that! 188 00:12:10,455 --> 00:12:12,391 No, it's true, man. 189 00:12:12,459 --> 00:12:16,399 I was in the upstairs closet trying out my cot, and I saw 'em. 190 00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:18,494 Itwas like live porno. 191 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,711 But not good porno, 'cause he's, like, really old. 192 00:12:22,779 --> 00:12:25,546 It was like old, bad porno. 193 00:12:27,556 --> 00:12:30,494 Michael, why do you care if Laurie kisses the professor? 194 00:12:30,562 --> 00:12:33,159 Yeah, Kelso. Why do you care? 195 00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:36,071 Well... 196 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:38,076 because. 197 00:12:38,144 --> 00:12:41,082 You see, it's wrong for an old person... 198 00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:44,088 to make out with an innocent, young student. 199 00:12:44,156 --> 00:12:46,126 God, you're noble. 200 00:12:47,129 --> 00:12:48,722 Innocent? 201 00:12:48,798 --> 00:12:50,734 Okay, Eric, no offense... 202 00:12:50,802 --> 00:12:53,740 but your sister is as slutty as they come. 203 00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:56,575 Eric, areyou gonna let her say that aboutyour sister? 204 00:12:56,647 --> 00:12:59,016 Sure. 205 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:01,982 Hey, Forman... 206 00:13:02,059 --> 00:13:05,054 did you realize that there's a room back here, man? 207 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:09,096 And it barely stinks! 208 00:13:09,173 --> 00:13:11,109 Perfect! 209 00:13:11,177 --> 00:13:14,981 You can sit back there, beneath your bare bulb, writing angry letters to the government. 210 00:13:15,051 --> 00:13:17,613 Oh, don't think I won't! 211 00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:20,895 You see what's beautiful here, people? 212 00:13:20,963 --> 00:13:23,399 I fiinally have something on Laurie. 213 00:13:23,468 --> 00:13:26,565 I own her! Oh, yeah! She is so screwed! 214 00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:31,643 All right, just be nice. 215 00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:38,559 Look. Did everyone see my hickey? 216 00:13:41,203 --> 00:13:43,196 Somebody loves me. 217 00:13:45,278 --> 00:13:47,875 Moron, you gave that to yourself. 218 00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:49,920 It's still wet. 219 00:13:49,988 --> 00:13:52,220 Oh, no, I did not. 220 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:54,228 Somebody loves me. 221 00:13:54,296 --> 00:13:56,289 There is a lady love. 222 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,371 There is! 223 00:14:05,251 --> 00:14:08,189 So, you like the shirt I bought you? 224 00:14:10,261 --> 00:14:12,697 It's very nice. 225 00:14:12,766 --> 00:14:15,704 I wasn't sure, becauseyou didn't put it on in the store... 226 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,765 Iikeyou did with the clogs. 227 00:14:22,954 --> 00:14:25,949 I knew it. You hate the shirt. 228 00:14:30,168 --> 00:14:32,502 - Nice digs, huh? - It's perfect. 229 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:36,068 This is the room where we put all that crap we just can't throw away. 230 00:14:37,582 --> 00:14:39,848 Likeyou. 231 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:44,487 Forman, is it just me, or doyour mom and dad like me a lot better than they likeyou? 232 00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:49,099 See, I kid, butyou hurt. 233 00:14:49,173 --> 00:14:51,109 Boys! Dinner! 234 00:14:51,177 --> 00:14:54,411 All right, man. You ready to make Laurie squeal like the family pig? 235 00:14:54,483 --> 00:14:57,319 Ohh... yes. 236 00:14:58,624 --> 00:15:00,617 You're gonna punk out, aren'tyou? 237 00:15:00,695 --> 00:15:02,631 Well, it is my nature. 238 00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:04,635 Look, Forman... 239 00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:07,641 you've always been the runt of the litter. 240 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:10,910 This is your chance to bite the big dog on the ass. 241 00:15:10,983 --> 00:15:13,681 So my advice toyou is... 242 00:15:13,754 --> 00:15:16,726 bite the big dog on the ass. 243 00:15:16,794 --> 00:15:19,630 Okay, what if I let her off with a warning? You know? 244 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,636 Just this one time. 245 00:15:21,704 --> 00:15:24,608 Well, that would be the mature choice. 246 00:15:24,676 --> 00:15:26,441 But not evil! 247 00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:28,449 You gotta think evil, man! 248 00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:30,578 Where would we be without the A-bomb? 249 00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:33,525 - Well, actually, the warwas all but won when— - Shut up! 250 00:15:34,596 --> 00:15:36,589 Okay, now, let's review. 251 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:41,506 Daddy, Eric has dirty magazines under his bed. 252 00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:45,548 Daddy, Eric snuck out last night. 253 00:15:45,618 --> 00:15:48,681 Daddy, I saw Eric drinking all your beer. 254 00:15:50,461 --> 00:15:54,458 Daddy, Eric made it hard for me to concentrate, so I flunked out of college! 255 00:15:56,573 --> 00:15:59,545 Daddy, Eric used all my hand lotion. 256 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,353 Okay, that bitch is dead. 257 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,998 So, um, this news about Laurie leaving... 258 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:29,402 it's just a little ray of sunshine. 259 00:16:29,473 --> 00:16:33,413 Well, I just wish that more teachers cared about their students likeyou do. 260 00:16:33,481 --> 00:16:37,387 I think it all started going downhill when you couldn't paddle the kids anymore. 261 00:16:38,424 --> 00:16:40,895 Pansy-ass Supreme Court. 262 00:16:40,963 --> 00:16:42,899 - Shut up. - Okay. 263 00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:46,098 Hey, Forman? He who hesitates is boned. 264 00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:50,708 Laurie is one of the most gifted young women in my class. 265 00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:52,946 I've always enjoyed having her. 266 00:16:56,627 --> 00:16:58,620 I own you. 267 00:17:00,868 --> 00:17:04,205 - Is there something wrong with the bread? - No. Why? 268 00:17:06,915 --> 00:17:08,908 Oh. Laurie. 269 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,090 I know something... 270 00:17:12,158 --> 00:17:14,094 thatyou don't know that I know. 271 00:17:14,162 --> 00:17:16,098 You know? 272 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:18,102 Yes, yes. 273 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,940 Tell us, Forman, so that we can all know. 274 00:17:22,011 --> 00:17:24,447 You don't know anything. 275 00:17:24,516 --> 00:17:29,117 And if you do know something, I will makeyou sorryyou were ever born. 276 00:17:29,192 --> 00:17:31,560 For your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born. 277 00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:33,293 Eric! 278 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:36,134 See? 279 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:40,306 So, what does she need to do to get back into school? 280 00:17:40,381 --> 00:17:43,820 Well, she'll have to workwith me. 281 00:17:43,889 --> 00:17:45,824 Make a commitment to school. 282 00:17:45,893 --> 00:17:48,125 She'll really have to buckle down. 283 00:17:50,201 --> 00:17:53,867 What doyou think, Laurie? Areyou willing to give it a go? 284 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:57,210 Oh, Mother, she's verywilling. 285 00:17:58,919 --> 00:18:01,948 You know, Dad, Ijustsaw the most interesting thing today... 286 00:18:02,025 --> 00:18:03,961 in the garage. 287 00:18:04,029 --> 00:18:05,965 Burst into flames! 288 00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:08,333 Burst into flames! Burst into flames! 289 00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:11,843 It was just— It was so surprising. 290 00:18:11,911 --> 00:18:14,211 Oh! Eric, do tell. 291 00:18:14,282 --> 00:18:16,218 I saw Laurie— 292 00:18:16,286 --> 00:18:19,315 I'm in love with your daughter. 293 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,472 - Dad— - That's it! Come here! 294 00:18:31,717 --> 00:18:33,915 - Did you two have fun? - A blast. 295 00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:38,692 Oh, Donna, that shirtyour father boughtyou makes you look so fat. 296 00:18:38,764 --> 00:18:42,864 Yeah? Well, those clogs makeyou look like a duck. 297 00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:45,878 Okay, you know what? Both you guys really need to shut up. 298 00:18:45,946 --> 00:18:47,882 I'm so sick ofhearing you fight. 299 00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:50,580 Doyou even know what you're fighting about? 300 00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:52,284 Well, I know she started it! 301 00:18:52,358 --> 00:18:55,660 I only got mad 'cause I knew you were gonna get mad. 302 00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:57,667 All right, okay. You know what? Whatever. 303 00:18:57,735 --> 00:19:01,197 Just no more fighting with each other through me. Got it? 304 00:19:03,747 --> 00:19:07,585 Although I would likeyou to continue buying me things. I mean, thank you. 305 00:19:07,655 --> 00:19:09,591 &She likes the shirt better & 306 00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:12,722 - You're an ass, Bob. - Ooh! Good comeback! Ooh! 307 00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:15,635 - Oooh! 308 00:19:17,308 --> 00:19:20,246 Mr. Forman, I reallywanna get Laurie back in school. 309 00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:29,922 Oh, for God's sake, Laurie! The man's in love with you, and you still couldn't pass? 310 00:19:33,107 --> 00:19:35,100 So? 311 00:19:37,382 --> 00:19:40,411 So I guess I disappointed you, Daddy. 312 00:19:40,488 --> 00:19:43,051 I'm really sorry. 313 00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:48,069 I just wish he wouldn't have taken advantage of me and my love for education! 314 00:19:49,072 --> 00:19:51,668 That is just so weak. 315 00:19:52,678 --> 00:19:54,409 Well... 316 00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:57,818 I guess you're not the first student to be taken advantage ofby a teacher. 317 00:19:57,890 --> 00:19:59,620 Whereyou going with that, Dad? 318 00:19:59,692 --> 00:20:02,823 Just try not to be too hard on yourself. 319 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,995 No. No! 320 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:07,336 No! 321 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:11,238 And the really sad thing is... 322 00:20:11,316 --> 00:20:13,718 Eric saw him kiss me today... 323 00:20:13,787 --> 00:20:16,725 and he didn't even try to stop him! 324 00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:19,287 'Cause she wanted it! 325 00:20:19,365 --> 00:20:22,303 You knew about this, and you didn't do anything? 326 00:20:22,371 --> 00:20:23,931 She's your sister! 327 00:20:25,177 --> 00:20:27,545 Yeah... Eric. Why? 328 00:20:29,285 --> 00:20:31,687 I'll deal with you later, Eric. 329 00:20:31,756 --> 00:20:33,692 Come on, Laurie. 330 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,197 I'll makeyou a cup of coffee and... 331 00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:38,702 explain toyou the nature of men— 332 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:41,765 something I thoughtyou already knew, but apparentlyyou don't. 333 00:20:43,982 --> 00:20:47,250 Oh, Eric. I forgiveyou. 334 00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:50,993 Well, this is unforgivable. 335 00:20:52,098 --> 00:20:54,159 In fact, you suck! 336 00:20:56,473 --> 00:20:58,500 I'll be in my room. 337 00:21:01,316 --> 00:21:03,981 Oh, Mom. 338 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:06,150 Oh, my God, Mom. 339 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:11,335 I had her in my sights. 340 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:14,398 I mean, she was right in the crosshairs. 341 00:21:15,979 --> 00:21:18,848 Oh, honey. 342 00:21:18,918 --> 00:21:22,755 You know I loveyou and your sister equally. 343 00:21:23,995 --> 00:21:26,933 But if you ever get an opportunity again... 344 00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:29,767 for God's sake, pull the trigger. 345 00:21:38,223 --> 00:21:40,750 I'm gonna tell you something, Laurie. 346 00:21:40,828 --> 00:21:43,561 If you slept with that professor, it's over between you and me. 347 00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:46,162 Kelso, I slept with him a thousand times. 348 00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:49,211 Why mustyou hurt me? 349 00:21:49,278 --> 00:21:51,339 Shut up. 350 00:21:51,416 --> 00:21:53,852 Hey! Hey! Get out! 351 00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:56,016 Get out! I hate you both! 352 00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:03,698 Go home, Fez.