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"A UNICEF contribution of 13 cents...

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will feed a child for a month."

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Man, living in Africa must be great.

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Everything's so cheap.

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If you ask me, man,
UNICEF's a scam.

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If we ask you,
everything's a scam.

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- Everything is a scam.
- Oh, lighten up.

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Remember how much fun
Halloween used to be?

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Making costumes,
trick-or-treating.

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What is trick-or-treating?

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Well, you put on a costume,
you go door to door...

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and say "trick or treat,"
and people give you candy.

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Oh, you got to be kidding me.

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They just giveyou candy?

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The best part of Halloween
is getting the crap scared out of you.

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Oneyear, I saw The LegendofiSleepyHollow.
I couldn't sleep for a month.

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They give you candy?

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Just like that?
No strings?

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- Yes, Fez. Get over it.
- Hey, you guys! You know what?

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My church is doing
a haunted house.

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I really don't think anyone's gonna
be scared by a bunch of Episcopalians.

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Unless they have chain saws.
Let's go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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Michael, I told you.
I don't like Texans.

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- I know. We can go to Old Main.
- Our old grammar school?

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Yeah, sure. You know. A dark,
burnt-out, boarded-up school.

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Very creepy. You know,
we could tell ghost stories.

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Free candy?

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Even if you're not
from this country?

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Yes!

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Hey, why'd they burn down
the school anyway?

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They said it was arson.

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What? I was
out of town that week.

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Hmm. How convenient.

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So you're telling me...

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that if I showed up at someone's house
and say "trick or treat"...

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they'll give me
a free piece of candy?

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Yes!

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Oh, I don't believeyou.

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Trick or treat.

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An apple? Where's my candy,
you son of a bitch?

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& Hangin'out&

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& Down the street&

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& The same old thing&

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& We did last week&

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& Not a thing to do &

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& But talk to you&

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& We're all all right&

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& We're all all right &&

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Hello, Wisconsin!

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Oh, she's very good.

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I I I ke her.
I hope she I ives.

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H uh. Oh, wel l.

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Why doesn't anyone
just shoot him?

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I mean, it's Texas.
Everyone has a gun.

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- Yeah, yeah. This movie's so lame.

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Man, she deserved it.
She had sex.

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And like all movie sluts
before her, she must die.

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No! She was about
to take her shirt off.

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- Trick or treat!

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Okay, here you go.

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Mmm, raisins.

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- Ew!
- Ew!

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No, raisins are good for you.
Raisins are nature's candy.

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And eggs are
nature's hand grenades.

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Kitty, don't give 'em raisins.
It just pisses 'em off.

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Geez, I hate Halloween.

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Well, you used to love
Halloween.

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Remember that partywe had
when we first moved in here?

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Oh, Mother Forman. I see
thatyou letyourselfin again.

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Boy, that's an awful lot offood.

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I can't imagine thatyou have
that many friends, Kitty.

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Oh, well, speaking offriends,
how areyour four cats?

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Hey, Frank, uh, pull my finger.

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No way. You were killin' me
in the car, man.

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Oh, good. You're home.

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Hey, Kitty. I likeyour outfit.
You're a kitty.

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Yes, I am, Frank.
And what areyou?

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Bum. I'm a bum.

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And I knew that.

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Red, honey, um, I could—
I could use some help here.

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Uh, gee, Kitty, I'dreally
like to help you out...

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but, uh, we gotta take these
out to the garage and get plowed.

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He is such a good boy.

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Hello?

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Oh, hi, Dr. Farrell.

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Hmm. Really?

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, oh, thank you.

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Thank you, Doctor.

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Yeah, thank you.

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Wrong number.

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Oh, God, no!
You're pregnant!

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Yes, I am.

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Doyou know who the father is?

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You know what I hear
is nice? Florida.

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Look at this dump.

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No wonder Hyde
tried to burn it down.

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You know, Fez,
a man died in that fire.

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A gym teacher.

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Coach... Smith.

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Some say his specter
still roams the halls to this day.

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Take a lap.

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Give me 20.
Walk it off!

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All right, guys.
Let's just cut it out, okay?

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You're scaring the women.

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Out of myway!

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Kelso, it was the window.

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Yeah. I knew that.

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- "Out of myway"?
- No, I didn't say that.

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Yes, you did. Just before
you knocked her over.

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No, I—
I was protecting you.

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Protecting me?

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Yeah. I was trying to draw
the ghost away from you.

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Ghosts are attracted to movement.
That's a scientific fact.

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You know what? I don't care!
You are an idiot, and science is stupid!

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Donna, let's go.

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Gee, I wonderwhat
we're gonna talk about.

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You're doomed.

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God, I can't believe Michael
pushed me out of the way like that.

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Me neither. I figured he'd
useyou as a human shield.

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Donna, the most noble thing
a man can do...

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is lay down his life
for a woman he loves.

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Ideally, while she's still young
and can remarry.

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Doyou knowwho
protected me there? Fez.

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Well, he had to.
He's Batman.

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And the man said,
"Here's your daughter's sweater.

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She left it in my car last night."

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And the woman said,
"Why, that's impossible.

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"My daughter died 10 years ago...

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wearing that... very... sweater."

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So?

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So she was dead.

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And he gave her a ride.

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And she was dead!

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When I was six, the mayor
of our town was hung from a tree.

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Your storywas not scary.

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Not scary? The ghost
of a dead girl gave him her sweater!

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What does a ghost need
with a sweater, man?

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Maybe it's to keep her guts
from falling out.

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You can tell it was not scary
because Michael-ina here...

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did not run screaming
for the door.

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Hey, where is it written that
a guy has to protect his girl?

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Huh? And I'll haveyou know that
the feminine form of my name is Michelle.

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Look, Michelle, I don't want
to come out in favor ofsavingJackie...

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but that's the priceyou pay for docking
your love boat in Jackie Vallarta.

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Okay. So Ichabod Crane
lived in the village ofSleepy Hollow.

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Wait. Don't tell me.
He left his jacket somewhere.

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Okay, that's it.
Halloween's over.

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There's just— There's nothing
that scares us anymore.

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Hey, guys.
We found something scary.

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Yeah. It was
in the principal's office.

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- Oh, my God. Those look like— like—
- They are.

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Our permanent records.

154
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Wow! Our permanent records.

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Uh, you know what? They probably left
these here after the school burned down.

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Hey, Pinciotti, Donna.

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Well, looks like someone
we know had a real hard time...

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keeping their clothes on
in kindergarten.

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What? It was just a stupid phase.

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Sure glad that's over.

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Well, listen to this.

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"I fear that despite Steven's high I.Q...

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"he's a born troublemaker and
is destined to be the smartest man...

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in his cell block."

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What? They couldn't
have known that in second grade.

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"Steven willfully
and maliciously destroyed...

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Christine Del Bueno's shoe box diorama
of the four food groups."

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You're a monster.
A horrible, horrible monster.

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- Yeah, real funny. But I didn't do it.
- You know what's really funny?

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- What, Forman?
- I broke the diorama.

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You?

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Hers was better than mine.
I had to smash it.

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I left out dairy.

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You know, that's when
everybody turned against me.

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They pegged me as a bad kid,
and once that happens...

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you're labeled forever.

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You ruined my life, Forman.

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No, he didn't.
Hyde, no offense...

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but with an alcoholic mom
and an absent dad...

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you were bound to end up
in jail sooner or later.

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- Hyde, I said no offense.
- Yeah, right.

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Let's see what that file
says about you, Jackie.

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Go ahead.
I have a perfect record.

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Would anybody like
to know what Jackie's middle name is?

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- Jackie's middle name is—
- No!

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- It's Beulah.

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- Trick ortreat.

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Oh, you look so cute
in your little costumes.

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- Aaah!

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- Whoo!
- Damn, Frank, that's funny. Look! He lost his candy.

191
00:13:18,553 --> 00:13:22,080
- Oh, that was not funny, Red.

192
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- Those were just little kids.
- That's what makes it funny.

193
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Well, think about it, honey. Would it
be funny ifit wereyour own kids?

194
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- But I don't have kids.
- Well, you might.

195
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What areyou saying?

196
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I'm saying... I'm pregnant.

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Oh, no!

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00:13:41,743 --> 00:13:46,806
No, I mean— Oh, crap.

199
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Yeah.

200
00:14:01,696 --> 00:14:04,221
All right, nobody move.

201
00:14:04,299 --> 00:14:07,791
Somebody took my last box
ofSugar Babies.

202
00:14:12,307 --> 00:14:14,832
Oh, no, wait.
I was sitting on them.

203
00:14:18,179 --> 00:14:22,081
Gee, Fez, you didn't give Forman
a chance to pin it on me.

204
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:24,744
- I didn't pin anything on you.
- No?

205
00:14:24,819 --> 00:14:28,118
Well, when Mrs. Hodgkiss was yelling
at me in front ofthewhole class...

206
00:14:28,189 --> 00:14:30,714
you didn't exactly step up
and take responsibility.

207
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:33,886
- What wereyou thinking?
- Hmm. I guess I was thinking, "I'm seven!"

208
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Hey! Hey, hey!
Let's not fight, all right?

209
00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:43,698
It's Halloween, man. It's time for peace
on Earth and goodwill towards men.

210
00:14:46,975 --> 00:14:50,433
- Let's read another file.
- Yeah, 'cause that's working out great so far.

211
00:14:50,512 --> 00:14:53,640
All right, fine.
I'll read from my own, okay?

212
00:14:56,151 --> 00:14:58,779
Oh, okay. Here's a secret
you guys don't know about me...

213
00:14:58,853 --> 00:15:00,946
'cause it happened the year
before I moved here.

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When I was in first grade...

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00:15:03,024 --> 00:15:06,516
I used to wear this red cape to school
and pretend I was Superman.

216
00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:09,722
You must have looked
really stupid.

217
00:15:16,104 --> 00:15:19,039
- Wait. Wait. First grade?
- Yeah.

218
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No, no, no. When you moved here, you and I
were in first grade. That's how we met.

219
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No, we didn't.

220
00:15:26,147 --> 00:15:29,446
Man, you had to repeat first grade!

221
00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:32,577
Oh, my God!
Michael, say it's not true.

222
00:15:32,654 --> 00:15:35,919
It was cursive writing, all right?

223
00:15:35,990 --> 00:15:39,084
All those stupid
squiggles and bumps.

224
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I wouldn't do it.

225
00:15:41,262 --> 00:15:43,196
You mean you couldn't do it.

226
00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:46,995
No, I wouldn't do it, and
that's whythey held me back!

227
00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:50,834
Plus, I might've
killed the class bunny.

228
00:15:52,106 --> 00:15:54,165
Why!

229
00:15:54,242 --> 00:15:56,642
It's okay, Kelso.
Let it out.

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I mean, it sucks,
you know, living this lie—

231
00:16:01,349 --> 00:16:03,613
pretending to be a year
younger than I really am.

232
00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:06,313
Wait a minute. You're 18?

233
00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:09,379
Yeah.

234
00:16:09,457 --> 00:16:13,393
I mean, that's why I've always seemed
more mature than you guys.

235
00:16:15,964 --> 00:16:20,196
Areyou telling me that all this time
you could've been buying us beer?

236
00:16:20,268 --> 00:16:22,202
You bastard!

237
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,742
What— No!
It's not what you think.

238
00:16:30,812 --> 00:16:33,406
You're dead to me.

239
00:16:33,481 --> 00:16:35,415
But Eric ruined your life!

240
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:39,283
And if I had a beer, I could be
getting over it right now.

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Beer!

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00:16:41,823 --> 00:16:43,848
- Beer!
- Beer!

243
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All right! All right! Everybody,
just leave him alone! Okay?

244
00:16:46,995 --> 00:16:51,091
Because he may be a liar, but at least
he's not a backstabber like Eric.

245
00:16:51,165 --> 00:16:53,895
Stay out of this, Beulah.

246
00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:58,337
- Oh, don't call me that.
- Oh, sorry. Beulah.

247
00:16:58,406 --> 00:17:01,432
Fine. You know what?

248
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:05,206
- Donna kissed Hyde lastyear.
- What?

249
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:09,842
- Don't mess with me.
- That's a lie. Hyde kissed me.

250
00:17:09,918 --> 00:17:12,944
Well, that is just so much better!

251
00:17:13,021 --> 00:17:15,216
How could you do this, man?

252
00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:19,317
Guess I'm just a born troublemaker.
Or maybeyou turned me into one.

253
00:17:19,394 --> 00:17:23,387
- You are so dead, Beulah!
- Hey, hey. Leave her alone, all right?

254
00:17:23,464 --> 00:17:28,128
Okay. Yeah. Jackie told me Fez
was a better kisser than you, Kelso.

255
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,166
Wereyou ever gonna
tell me about Hyde?

256
00:17:34,242 --> 00:17:37,234
Hurts when your friends
stabyou in the back, don't it?

257
00:17:37,312 --> 00:17:40,179
How would I know?
I have no friends! Let's go, pal!

258
00:17:44,152 --> 00:17:46,484
Stop it!

259
00:17:46,554 --> 00:17:49,887
Can'tyou see what is happening?

260
00:17:51,392 --> 00:17:54,122
Those permanent records
are tearing us apart.

261
00:18:00,768 --> 00:18:02,668
Batman's right.

262
00:18:02,737 --> 00:18:05,228
Lookwhat we've become.

263
00:18:05,306 --> 00:18:07,968
We're like animals.

264
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:12,206
Those files are evil, man.

265
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,248
We've gotta destroy them.

266
00:18:14,315 --> 00:18:17,045
But how, Jackie? How?

267
00:18:18,686 --> 00:18:22,315
Oh, my God. Now my Sugar Babies
really are gone.

268
00:18:33,735 --> 00:18:38,502
Kitty, I'm really sorry
about what I said.

269
00:18:40,408 --> 00:18:43,605
You mean "oh, no" and "crap"?

270
00:18:46,848 --> 00:18:49,043
Right. That's it.

271
00:18:49,117 --> 00:18:52,917
I'm sorry. I— It's just—

272
00:18:52,987 --> 00:18:55,353
It was a big shock, you know?

273
00:18:55,423 --> 00:19:00,417
It was a really big shock for me, too,
and I said "oh, good" and "yea."

274
00:19:03,631 --> 00:19:06,464
No, I feel like that too.

275
00:19:06,534 --> 00:19:10,664
It's just that I— Well, I—

276
00:19:10,738 --> 00:19:13,764
I needed a minute for it to sink in.

277
00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:17,607
But once it sunk in,
I realized I was really happy.

278
00:19:20,548 --> 00:19:23,745
- You really mean that?
- Of course I do.

279
00:19:23,818 --> 00:19:28,278
- It's gonna be great. I can't wait to be a father.

280
00:19:28,356 --> 00:19:32,588
Hey, Red! Great news! I found a way
to drink beer faster. Come on!

281
00:19:35,196 --> 00:19:38,495
Go home, Frank. I'm busy.

282
00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:40,796
Okay. Yeah.

283
00:19:42,937 --> 00:19:44,905
Oh, wow.

284
00:19:44,972 --> 00:19:47,236
I think you're maturing.

285
00:19:48,776 --> 00:19:52,177
Well, you know, the truth is...

286
00:19:52,246 --> 00:19:55,409
Frank's getting
on my nerves a little bit.

287
00:19:55,483 --> 00:19:58,418
I mean, he's kind of—
He's an ass.

288
00:19:58,486 --> 00:20:01,580
- Yeah.
- And he's dumb.

289
00:20:03,324 --> 00:20:05,258
He's a—

290
00:20:05,326 --> 00:20:08,489
- dumb-ass.

291
00:20:14,635 --> 00:20:16,830
Hey, come here.

292
00:20:31,486 --> 00:20:34,649
- And then you gave birth to a beautiful daughter.
- Uh-huh.

293
00:20:34,722 --> 00:20:37,316
- And then Eric.
- Who is just wonderful.

294
00:20:37,391 --> 00:20:40,451
And I've grown up a lot since then.

295
00:20:42,063 --> 00:20:44,258
Oh, you're dead, kid!

296
00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:57,670
Michael, I'm cold.
And this is stupid.

297
00:20:57,745 --> 00:20:59,804
We should just burn the files.

298
00:20:59,881 --> 00:21:02,145
Jackie, they've already been in a fire.

299
00:21:02,216 --> 00:21:05,151
They can't be destroyed that way.

300
00:21:05,219 --> 00:21:07,813
Seeyou in hell,
permanent records.

301
00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:14,491
Now we have to swearwe'll never
speak of this, ever again.

302
00:21:14,562 --> 00:21:17,759
Except the part
about Kelso buying us beer.

303
00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:20,900
Yeah, naturally.

304
00:21:20,968 --> 00:21:24,096
But otherwise, it's like
this night never happened, okay?

305
00:21:24,172 --> 00:21:26,231
- Okay.
- Yeah.

306
00:21:29,143 --> 00:21:31,907
- Beulah.

307
00:21:31,979 --> 00:21:34,675
Oh, I can't believeyou!

308
00:21:57,205 --> 00:22:00,333
Hmm. Stolen Sugar Babies.

