1 00:00:04,225 --> 00:00:08,059 Hey, Dad, can I go to Vanstock with the guys this weekend? 2 00:00:08,128 --> 00:00:10,596 What the hell's a Vanstock? 3 00:00:10,664 --> 00:00:15,658 Well, it's like Woodstock but with a greater emphasis on vans. 4 00:00:17,738 --> 00:00:20,263 Sounds stupid. 5 00:00:20,341 --> 00:00:22,332 Have a good time. 6 00:00:24,645 --> 00:00:28,945 Oh, then, Daddy, since Eric is going out oftown, can I have his car? 7 00:00:29,016 --> 00:00:30,984 Why? Where areyou going? 8 00:00:31,051 --> 00:00:33,679 Excuse me. I was talking to Daddy. 9 00:00:35,155 --> 00:00:37,316 I know. Where areyou going? 10 00:00:38,692 --> 00:00:40,751 - Frat party. - Frat party? No. 11 00:00:42,129 --> 00:00:45,792 - But, Daddy— - Look, honey, it's up to Eric. 12 00:00:45,866 --> 00:00:47,857 Really? 13 00:00:49,536 --> 00:00:53,370 Well, I mean, I guess— No! 14 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,204 Well, that's settled then. Red, what are you gonna do today? 15 00:00:56,277 --> 00:00:59,769 Ah, read the want ads, look for a job. 16 00:00:59,847 --> 00:01:02,782 Then, just to break up the day, I thought I'd go down to Rexall... 17 00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:05,341 look for some Gold Bond for my athlete's foot. 18 00:01:05,419 --> 00:01:07,410 Any more questions? 19 00:01:07,488 --> 00:01:11,481 Well, oh, boy, Red, we've got the big hospital banquet to look forward to. 20 00:01:11,558 --> 00:01:15,654 Oh, right. Well, then, screw the Gold Bond. 21 00:01:15,729 --> 00:01:18,630 I gotta get my hair done. 22 00:01:18,699 --> 00:01:21,691 Honey, I don't think it's gonna be that bad. 23 00:01:21,769 --> 00:01:26,536 And ifit is, I can always giveyou a shot of Demerol. 24 00:01:26,607 --> 00:01:28,598 You have Demerol? 25 00:01:30,511 --> 00:01:32,672 I mean, what's-what's Demerol? 26 00:01:36,817 --> 00:01:38,751 & Hangin'out& 27 00:01:39,987 --> 00:01:42,615 & Down the street& 28 00:01:43,724 --> 00:01:46,318 & The same old thing& 29 00:01:47,561 --> 00:01:49,756 & We did last week& 30 00:01:50,764 --> 00:01:54,564 & Not a thing to do & 31 00:01:54,635 --> 00:01:57,968 & But talk toyou& 32 00:01:58,038 --> 00:02:00,404 & We're all all right& 33 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:02,465 & We're all all right && 34 00:02:02,543 --> 00:02:05,637 Hello, Wisconsin! 35 00:02:11,485 --> 00:02:13,749 So, Donna and I are all set for Vanstock. 36 00:02:13,821 --> 00:02:16,312 Whoa! No, Donna can't come with us. 37 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:20,759 - Why not? - Well, it's kinda complicated. 38 00:02:20,828 --> 00:02:23,422 - Hey, Kelso. 39 00:02:23,497 --> 00:02:25,761 So what time are we leaving forVanstock? 40 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:27,027 - No. - Yeah. 41 00:02:27,101 --> 00:02:28,295 - No! - Yeah! 42 00:02:28,369 --> 00:02:30,929 - No! 43 00:02:31,004 --> 00:02:36,271 I guess you should have given meyour car, Eric. Now I'll be with you and Kelso all weekend. 44 00:02:38,345 --> 00:02:42,145 - How could you ask Laurie? - Jackie didn't want to go. 45 00:02:42,216 --> 00:02:44,707 What choice did I have? 46 00:02:44,785 --> 00:02:47,777 - Oh, man! - See? Nowyou see my problem. 47 00:02:47,855 --> 00:02:52,121 Since Laurie's going, I'm gonna have to make out with her. 48 00:02:52,192 --> 00:02:55,161 And if Donna goes, she's gonna see me making out with Laurie and then tell Jackie. 49 00:02:55,229 --> 00:02:58,164 Therefore, Donna can't go. 50 00:03:00,033 --> 00:03:04,527 Or... you could just not make out with my sister. 51 00:03:04,605 --> 00:03:06,596 Be serious, Eric. 52 00:03:08,509 --> 00:03:14,311 Okay, look. Donna's coming, and ifthat blows yourweekend, then, too bad. 53 00:03:14,381 --> 00:03:18,545 Fine! But, you know what? You're makin' cheatin' a lot harder than it has to be. 54 00:03:20,521 --> 00:03:22,853 && 55 00:03:25,559 --> 00:03:30,326 Kitty and I used to watch the soaps all the time. 56 00:03:30,397 --> 00:03:32,558 So now it's likeyou're Kitty. 57 00:03:38,872 --> 00:03:41,466 Don't you have a TV at home? 58 00:03:41,542 --> 00:03:44,102 It's too big. 59 00:03:44,178 --> 00:03:48,444 I have to turn my head to see who's talking. 60 00:03:48,515 --> 00:03:51,951 It hurts my neck. 61 00:03:52,019 --> 00:03:56,149 Ooh, shh, shh! It's starting. Okay, that's Heather. 62 00:03:56,223 --> 00:03:59,818 She's carrying Jeff's baby, onlyJeffis in intensive care. 63 00:03:59,893 --> 00:04:03,624 He's got a bullet in his brain. 64 00:04:03,697 --> 00:04:06,063 Isn't he the lucky bastard. 65 00:04:16,176 --> 00:04:19,771 Donna, check it out. I've been working on this all morning, and I'm pretty proud. 66 00:04:19,847 --> 00:04:22,907 I zipped our two sleeping bags together to make one. 67 00:04:22,983 --> 00:04:27,716 Look, uh, throwyour stuffin the back. I'm gonna go get some snacks for the road. 68 00:04:27,788 --> 00:04:30,018 Okay. 69 00:04:34,928 --> 00:04:36,953 Oh, hi, Donna. 70 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:39,990 So, that's the carpet. 71 00:04:41,835 --> 00:04:45,168 I was just showing Laurie the carpet. 72 00:04:45,239 --> 00:04:48,265 - I need help with my stuff. - I'm gonna give her some help with her stuff. 73 00:04:50,444 --> 00:04:53,470 Well, I hopeyou like tuna fish sandwiches, 'cause that's all we got. 74 00:04:55,782 --> 00:05:01,618 I just saw Kelso and your sister making out in the van. 75 00:05:01,688 --> 00:05:03,815 Oh, no. That's, uh— 76 00:05:03,891 --> 00:05:09,557 - Did you know about this? - Did I— Uh, no, no. I didn't know about this. 77 00:05:09,630 --> 00:05:15,068 Hey, Hyde. Donna just saw Kelso and Laurie making out. 78 00:05:15,135 --> 00:05:17,968 So? 79 00:05:18,038 --> 00:05:23,305 Aren'tyou shocked? I'm shocked, for one, to have learned about this. 80 00:05:26,146 --> 00:05:29,547 Hey, guys. I decided to go. 81 00:05:29,616 --> 00:05:32,244 I thought it'd be fun to surprise Michael. 82 00:05:35,188 --> 00:05:37,554 That would be fun. 83 00:05:37,624 --> 00:05:42,857 Um, Jackie, beforeyou surprise Kelso, there's something going on thatyou should know. 84 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:45,330 What? 85 00:05:49,703 --> 00:05:53,139 You know, Vanstock is gonna be really boring, and it's gonna be muddy. 86 00:05:53,206 --> 00:05:55,504 And, you know, there's a good chance there'll be some Canadians there. 87 00:05:55,576 --> 00:05:59,410 Eww! 88 00:05:59,479 --> 00:06:04,246 No, no, Jackie, you should go. You can't let the Canadians win. 89 00:06:06,119 --> 00:06:08,451 Fez, put my stuffin the back. 90 00:06:10,824 --> 00:06:16,160 - Hey, Jackie, you know what would be the perfect surprise for Kelso? 91 00:06:16,229 --> 00:06:18,823 We'll pull the curtains, and you hide in the backwith us. 92 00:06:18,899 --> 00:06:22,699 And at some point, you jump up front and yell, "Surprise!" 93 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:29,104 Oh, my God. That is perfect! 94 00:06:29,176 --> 00:06:31,508 Now hop in the van before Kelso sees you. Hurry up. 95 00:06:34,648 --> 00:06:37,208 Oh, this may be the best road trip ever. 96 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,054 && 97 00:06:42,122 --> 00:06:44,886 So, you wanna shift? 98 00:06:44,958 --> 00:06:48,587 - It's an automatic. - I know. 99 00:06:48,662 --> 00:06:51,096 - Surprise! 100 00:06:56,536 --> 00:07:01,200 Brad, how could you sleep with mywife? You're my brother. 101 00:07:01,274 --> 00:07:04,766 I'm notyour brother, and I'm not Brad. 102 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:08,576 Holy cow! 103 00:07:08,649 --> 00:07:10,844 I didn't see that comin'. 104 00:07:10,917 --> 00:07:12,942 Wait'll Rachel finds out. 105 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:15,818 But Rachel's about to dump Brad forJeff. 106 00:07:15,889 --> 00:07:19,052 No, Jeff's in a coma. 107 00:07:19,126 --> 00:07:24,792 Oh, come on, Midge. She can't love a guy in a coma? What the hell kind of love is that? 108 00:07:24,865 --> 00:07:30,531 Look at this. Jackie brings four different types of mascara just to please Kelso. 109 00:07:30,604 --> 00:07:34,199 And what does Kelso bring? Anotherwoman. 110 00:07:34,274 --> 00:07:39,177 Fez, you should really stop going through other people's stuff. It's kinda creepy. 111 00:07:41,581 --> 00:07:44,379 So, how long doyou think this whole thing has been going on? 112 00:07:44,451 --> 00:07:48,387 Whoo! I— You know, I don't know. That's anyone's guess. Right, Fez? 113 00:07:48,455 --> 00:07:51,253 - What? - Kelso and Laurie! See? Ha! 114 00:07:51,324 --> 00:07:55,090 Fez doesn't even know. I don't know. I gue— You know, it's just— It's, like— 115 00:07:55,162 --> 00:07:59,326 God, this is so wrong, you know? 116 00:07:59,399 --> 00:08:01,492 So, what are we gonna do? 117 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:07,006 I guess just let this all blow over. Then Jackie and Kelso can get married... 118 00:08:07,074 --> 00:08:10,737 have kids and be really unhappy. 119 00:08:10,811 --> 00:08:14,474 So, let's not let this ruin ourVanstock experience, okay? 120 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:22,655 Look at this— bubble gum Lip Smacker. What a waste. 121 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:33,321 So, you kids havin' fun? Nothin' like a road trip to get to know each other. 122 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,834 Yeah, right. 123 00:08:35,902 --> 00:08:39,429 Like Jackie and Laurie. They don't really know each other... 124 00:08:39,506 --> 00:08:43,840 and yet, they have so much in common. 125 00:08:43,910 --> 00:08:45,901 Like what? 126 00:08:45,979 --> 00:08:50,075 Oh, well, you both have really neat hair. 127 00:08:51,351 --> 00:08:54,149 He's right. I loveyour hair. What doyou use? 128 00:08:54,221 --> 00:08:56,212 Hot rollers. 129 00:08:56,289 --> 00:09:00,316 So do I! I hate styling wands. 130 00:09:00,393 --> 00:09:03,624 - So do I! 131 00:09:03,697 --> 00:09:09,533 See? You two keep talking. There may be plenty of other things thatyou have in common. 132 00:09:09,603 --> 00:09:11,594 No! 133 00:09:11,671 --> 00:09:15,266 No talking. It makes the driver nervous. 134 00:09:15,342 --> 00:09:18,334 So, just, everybody, not talk! 135 00:09:19,346 --> 00:09:23,510 Okay. Let's just sing songs. 136 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:25,778 Who knows the words to Three's Company? 137 00:09:25,852 --> 00:09:29,083 - I do! - I do! - No singing! 138 00:09:29,156 --> 00:09:32,421 - & Come and knock on our door & & Come and knock on our door & 139 00:09:32,492 --> 00:09:35,620 - &We've been waitin' for you & - &We've been waitin' for you & 140 00:09:35,695 --> 00:09:38,687 &Where the kisses are hers and hers and his & 141 00:09:38,765 --> 00:09:42,269 &Three's company too && 142 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:50,506 - Wow, man, Vanstock. It's exactly how I pictured it. 143 00:09:50,577 --> 00:09:55,480 Has anyone seen my top? I lost my top. 144 00:09:58,485 --> 00:10:01,249 Actually, it's even better than I pictured it. 145 00:10:01,321 --> 00:10:05,417 Do not take the blue acid! 146 00:10:05,492 --> 00:10:08,427 If you have taken the blue acid... 147 00:10:08,495 --> 00:10:13,831 please report to the Red Cross tent! 148 00:10:17,837 --> 00:10:21,000 Look at this debauchery. 149 00:10:21,074 --> 00:10:25,704 This is the smelly underside of a once-great nation. 150 00:10:25,779 --> 00:10:28,009 Ooh, yum, candy apples! 151 00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:33,850 Hey, man, what doyou saywe help that chick find her top? 152 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:38,516 Nah, I gotta stay here with the old balls and chains. 153 00:10:39,893 --> 00:10:42,054 You know, Kelso... 154 00:10:42,128 --> 00:10:44,926 did you ever think about being honest with them? 155 00:10:44,998 --> 00:10:47,296 Maybe theywon't be mad. 156 00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:50,234 Maybe they'll like the idea ofsharing you. 157 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:58,100 Man, that'd be great, huh? You think they'd go for that? 158 00:10:58,178 --> 00:11:00,510 'Cause that's been, li— 159 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:06,450 Oh, ho-ho, no! You're trying to set me up, Hyde. 160 00:11:06,519 --> 00:11:08,749 You'll never know if you don't try, man. 161 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:14,317 Areyou serious? Be serious, 'cause this is serious. 162 00:11:14,394 --> 00:11:18,592 This has been a dream of mine since I was a kid and saw The Parent Trap. 163 00:11:18,665 --> 00:11:22,897 - Thereyou go. - Okay, we're heading off to the restroom. 164 00:11:22,969 --> 00:11:25,437 Okay. 165 00:11:25,505 --> 00:11:28,770 Oh, man, they're going to the restroom? You know what girls do in the restroom, right? 166 00:11:28,842 --> 00:11:32,972 Oh, I like to pretend like they don't do that. 167 00:11:35,448 --> 00:11:38,576 - Not that, man. They talk. - So? 168 00:11:38,651 --> 00:11:42,212 - To each other! - Oh, my God. 169 00:11:42,288 --> 00:11:44,279 Girls, wait up! 170 00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:48,988 What a maroon. 171 00:11:49,062 --> 00:11:52,520 Red, this is Dr. Browning and Dr. Cloke. 172 00:11:52,599 --> 00:11:55,966 Soyou're Kitty's husband, eh? She's a little spitfire. 173 00:11:56,035 --> 00:11:59,095 We couldn't run the ward without her. 174 00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:03,074 Ohh! Ha! Well, you could, but everyone would die. 175 00:12:07,013 --> 00:12:09,982 Uh, so, Red, uh, what doyou do? 176 00:12:10,049 --> 00:12:12,244 About what? 177 00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:17,753 Um, uh, Red used to be in management at the auto parts plant. 178 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,418 Oh, that's great. Uh, what doyou do now? 179 00:12:21,628 --> 00:12:24,290 About what? 180 00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:27,663 Oh, my gosh, Red. Look, they have an open bar! 181 00:12:42,015 --> 00:12:46,076 No, he's not his brother. He's not even Brad! 182 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:51,652 - But he looks just like him. - That's the point. 183 00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:56,491 You know, I don't understand whyyou watch if you're not gonna pay attention. 184 00:12:56,563 --> 00:13:00,966 I'm sorry about Red. He's just— He's been a tiny bit cranky since he lost his job. 185 00:13:01,034 --> 00:13:04,765 - Kitty, it's fine. - I know, everything's fine. 186 00:13:04,838 --> 00:13:08,740 He just, um, he-he sits around, and he mopes all day. 187 00:13:08,808 --> 00:13:12,335 He-He once told me that ifhe ever started watching soaps, I should shoot him. 188 00:13:12,412 --> 00:13:17,076 And I gotta tell ya, I am gosh-darn tempted. 189 00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:20,642 Well, you know, when mywife is upset, I do something extra special for her... 190 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,881 like surprise her with some candy. 191 00:13:22,956 --> 00:13:26,153 - Does Red have a sweet tooth? - Um, no. 192 00:13:26,226 --> 00:13:28,717 No, more of a beer tooth. 193 00:13:28,795 --> 00:13:31,491 Oh, for God's sakes! 194 00:13:31,564 --> 00:13:35,933 You're a nurse, and you can't love a guy in a coma? 195 00:13:36,002 --> 00:13:38,937 What the hell kind of a hospital is this? 196 00:13:41,574 --> 00:13:43,565 Wow, look at the stars. 197 00:13:43,643 --> 00:13:45,770 Yeah. 198 00:13:45,845 --> 00:13:48,336 Your sister's kind of a slut. 199 00:13:53,653 --> 00:13:55,644 I noticed that. 200 00:13:58,224 --> 00:14:01,785 How is it that she turned out so awful, and you turned out so nice? 201 00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:04,887 Oh, well... 202 00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:07,956 you see— 203 00:14:09,702 --> 00:14:11,795 Okay, Donna, there's something you should know. 204 00:14:11,871 --> 00:14:14,032 Oh, my God, you're pregnant. 205 00:14:16,009 --> 00:14:21,845 It's nice to laugh, isn't it? 206 00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:26,716 'Cause I kinda knew about Kelso and Laurie all along and didn't tell you. 207 00:14:28,288 --> 00:14:30,415 Excuse me? 208 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:35,621 Which was wrong. But now I'm being honest, which is right. Right? 209 00:14:35,695 --> 00:14:37,993 - Get out of this bag. - No, wait, Donna, just please listen— 210 00:14:38,064 --> 00:14:40,089 Fine, I'll get out. 211 00:14:42,635 --> 00:14:46,537 Oh, this is the worst Vanstock ever. 212 00:14:46,606 --> 00:14:50,440 [Man ] Andnow, another episode ofiPoint Place. 213 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:54,002 && 214 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,548 My God, Kitty. 215 00:14:56,616 --> 00:14:59,244 What have I become? 216 00:15:03,856 --> 00:15:06,256 I don't know. 217 00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:09,489 You're not the man I married. 218 00:15:09,562 --> 00:15:11,860 And I'm not Kitty. 219 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,992 What are you saying? 220 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:20,062 I am Kitty... 221 00:15:20,139 --> 00:15:23,802 but I am leaving you for Dr. Cloke. 222 00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:26,003 Or should I say... 223 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:29,808 Eric's real father. 224 00:15:31,985 --> 00:15:33,976 But why? 225 00:15:34,053 --> 00:15:37,511 He has a job. 226 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:43,358 What do you have, Red Forman? What... do... you... have? 227 00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:48,624 I've got nothing. 228 00:15:54,807 --> 00:16:00,006 Dear God, will I everwork again? 229 00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:15,553 Okay, I'm back. 230 00:16:19,732 --> 00:16:22,360 So, penny for your thoughts. 231 00:16:23,636 --> 00:16:27,697 Well, one thing I'm thinkin'... 232 00:16:27,774 --> 00:16:30,265 I gotta stop watching the soaps. 233 00:16:31,544 --> 00:16:35,446 Well, I think that is a good idea. Huh! 234 00:16:35,515 --> 00:16:40,282 So, listen, um, I broughtyou home a special, little treat. 235 00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:45,614 Ohh! 236 00:16:50,163 --> 00:16:52,154 Ahh! 237 00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:57,700 Hey, that's a nice beer. 238 00:16:57,770 --> 00:16:59,761 Yes, it is. 239 00:17:01,174 --> 00:17:04,143 What's the occasion? 240 00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:08,874 It's, um, to celebrateyour new job. 241 00:17:08,948 --> 00:17:11,815 But, Kitty, I didn't get a job. 242 00:17:11,884 --> 00:17:14,819 Notyet, but I knowyou will. 243 00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:19,481 Thanks, sweetie. 244 00:17:25,164 --> 00:17:27,155 Ahh. 245 00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,394 I tell you one thing— 246 00:17:29,469 --> 00:17:33,200 I bet I get a job beforeJeff gets out of that coma. 247 00:17:43,449 --> 00:17:46,475 Hey. How's it going? 248 00:17:46,552 --> 00:17:50,579 Well, uh, I found the top. Just lost the girl. 249 00:17:50,656 --> 00:17:53,022 Bummer. 250 00:17:53,092 --> 00:17:55,026 Yeah. So what areyou doing up? 251 00:17:55,094 --> 00:17:58,996 Punishing Eric. He knew all about Kelso and Laurie. Didn't even tell me. 252 00:17:59,065 --> 00:18:01,625 What a bastard. 253 00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:03,896 Oh, likeyou didn't know. 254 00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:07,667 Of course, I knew. Everybody knew. You're the only one who didn't know. 255 00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:10,766 Shut up, Hyde. I'm mad at him. 256 00:18:12,612 --> 00:18:17,106 Look, you don't rat on your friends, and that's just the way it is. 257 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:20,311 Now, I'm laying traps left and right to try and get Kelso caught... 258 00:18:20,386 --> 00:18:23,287 but I'm not gonna tell on him, 'cause then I'd be a rat. 259 00:18:25,491 --> 00:18:29,052 - And that's what Forman would have been ifhe had told you. - He still should have told me. 260 00:18:29,128 --> 00:18:32,620 Give him a break, Donna. I mean, the guy kisses your ass. 261 00:18:32,698 --> 00:18:36,293 He does everything for you, and you're not even sleeping with him. 262 00:18:36,369 --> 00:18:39,065 Yeah, I guess that's true. 263 00:18:40,306 --> 00:18:43,366 - You're lucky he even talks toyou. - Uh! 264 00:18:43,442 --> 00:18:48,277 In fact, I would have dumped you months ago. But, you know, I'm old-fashioned, so— 265 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:54,484 - Okay, Hyde, thanks for the heart-to-heart. - Ah, get bent. 266 00:18:56,088 --> 00:18:58,215 All right. 267 00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:03,422 Well, I'm off to find the jugs that fit this top— 268 00:19:03,496 --> 00:19:05,487 like Cinderella. 269 00:19:07,266 --> 00:19:09,257 Excuse me, miss? 270 00:19:11,804 --> 00:19:14,034 - Yeah, who is it? - It's me. 271 00:19:14,106 --> 00:19:17,735 Hey, Jackie, Laurie... 272 00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:19,971 Fez. 273 00:19:20,046 --> 00:19:23,345 Good evening, Michael. 274 00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:28,183 Well, aren't we all cozy? So, where am I gonna sleep? 275 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,688 Uh, gee, Kelso, I don't think there's any room. 276 00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:35,455 - But it's myvan. - I can sleep with you anytime. 277 00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:38,361 - Tonight I'm really enjoying girl talk with Laurie. 278 00:19:38,431 --> 00:19:40,922 Then why does he get to stay? 279 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:45,403 Well, I'm not a girl, but I do enjoythe girl talk. 280 00:19:45,471 --> 00:19:47,462 Get out ofthevan, Fez! 281 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:52,341 No, be nice to Fez. Go away, Michael. Shut the door. 282 00:20:02,989 --> 00:20:05,321 && 283 00:20:05,391 --> 00:20:07,382 Hey, move over. 284 00:20:09,362 --> 00:20:12,695 - Ohh. - You're not mad at me anymore? 285 00:20:12,765 --> 00:20:14,756 Nope. 286 00:20:16,802 --> 00:20:18,793 So, what are you thinking? 287 00:20:18,871 --> 00:20:23,899 That Kelso's an idiot, and if I say anything to Jackie, it'll hurt her. 288 00:20:23,976 --> 00:20:26,444 Yes, exactly. 289 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,048 And you know what else? 290 00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,644 You're, like, a really great boyfriend. 291 00:20:38,591 --> 00:20:40,582 All right! 292 00:20:43,930 --> 00:20:47,457 Whoa! All right! Thank God I found you guys. I'm freezing. 293 00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:50,991 - Scoot over. - What? Kelso! No! 294 00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:54,597 Wow, this is a roomy bag, huh? 295 00:20:54,674 --> 00:20:59,737 - Sorry if I'm a little wet. - What the hell is that smell? 296 00:20:59,812 --> 00:21:04,078 Oh, I found these two dogs, and we started wrestlin'. 297 00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:07,677 Theywere so cool. All right, good night. 298 00:21:07,753 --> 00:21:10,415 - No, Kelso, get out! Get out! - Kelso! 299 00:21:10,489 --> 00:21:13,686 - You smell like a dog! - You smell. Get out. 300 00:21:13,759 --> 00:21:15,920 Well, where am I supposed to sleep? 301 00:21:15,995 --> 00:21:18,623 - No one cares! - Who cares? 302 00:21:18,698 --> 00:21:20,689 Fine! 303 00:21:24,737 --> 00:21:26,728 Okay, this is nice. 304 00:21:37,817 --> 00:21:41,981 Will Redget a job? WillJackie everfiindout about Kelso and Laurie? 305 00:21:42,054 --> 00:21:47,082 Will we everfiind out where Fez is firom? Will Hyde ever fiind his topless Cinderella? 306 00:21:47,159 --> 00:21:49,650 And whatever happened to Midge's daughter, Tina? 307 00:21:49,729 --> 00:21:53,187 Will Eric and Donna ever consummate their illicit teenage love? 308 00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:57,326 And what about Chuck and Bob? Oh, wait, they aren't on this show. 309 00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,394 See, I told you we weren't on this show. 310 00:21:59,472 --> 00:22:01,406 - Oh, shut up, Bob. - Yeah. 311 00:22:01,474 --> 00:22:05,103 Confiused? You won't be after the next episode ofi... 312 00:22:05,177 --> 00:22:07,702 That '70s Show.