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- Oh, my God.

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Did you hear that?
It sounds like a—

3
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a bloody hook scraping
against the back door.

4
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What's— What's wrong?
You're like a million miles away.

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I don't—
I don't know.

6
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It's just that my parents
are fighting like all the time.

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It just makes me so mad.

8
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Like I want to
kick their asses, but I can't.

9
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But I want
to do something.

10
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Okay.

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Take me, Donna.

12
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- What?

13
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Go ahead. Take me.
Punish your parents by using me for sex.

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Doyour business and be done with it.
Go ahead. Don't be shy.

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I can take it.

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But, God,
do be gentle.

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You didn't actually
think that was gonna work, did you?

18
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No, but I'm a virgin,
and it's driving me crazy.

19
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But that's notyour fault—
No, wait. Yes, it is.

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How doyou do that?

21
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- Do what?
- You always make me feel better.

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Uh, well—
Thank you.

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I loveyou, Eric.

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I love cake.

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& Hangin'out&

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& Down the street&

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& The same old thing&

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& We did last week&

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& Not a thing to do &

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& But talk toyou&

31
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& We're all all right&

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& We're all all right &&

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Hello, Wisconsin!

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Morning, Bob.

35
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Morning, Red.

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Probably wondering
why I'm in your car, huh?

37
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Nope.J ust get out
and have a nice day.

38
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Midgie and I got into a fight,
Red, and I walked out.

39
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I guess that'll
teach her, right?

40
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Well, you're the one
sleeping in the car, Bob.

41
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Right. Well, that's
'cause when I stormed out...

42
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I sorta forgot some stuff.

43
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You know, keys,
wallet, blow-dryer.

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All I need now is a place to stay.
Maybe with some friends.

45
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Well, uh...

46
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we don't, uh, have
a blow-dryer, Bob.

47
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Laurie's got
a blow-dryer. I know.

48
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'Cause she's got that
Farrah Fawcett hairdo.

49
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That's not natural.

50
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You know, I wouldn't
even need my own room...

51
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just a little
corner to sleep in.

52
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Bob, I really—

53
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I mean, would ya—

54
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Aw, cripes.

55
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- Okay.
- Aw, thanks, Red.

56
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You're my best friend.

57
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No, I'm not.

58
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Do you thinkwhen girls
have sleepovers...

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sometimes they— they
play games and giggle...

60
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and then, every once in a while,
they start to make out...

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all together
in a big naked heap?

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- I sure hope so.
- Me too.

63
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A-A-A-hem!

64
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May I have
your attention, please?

65
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I would like to introduce to you all,
the new Michael Kelso!

66
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Yeah.

67
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So, huh?
What doyou think?

68
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Yeah. Jackie says it makes me look like
Marlon Brando in The Wild Ones.

69
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Yeah, I'm so Brando.

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Yeah, if Brando
had a buddy named Potsie.

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What areyou
even saying?

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I think you know
what I'm saying. Aaaaay!

73
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Jackie, did you
dress me up like the Fonz?

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No, Michael. I did not
dress you up like the Fonz.

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- Although, I like the Fonz. I think he's kind of—
- Fez?

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- Fonz. Yes or no?
- Well, you know me, Kelso.

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I just want you
to be happy.

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Thank you, Fez.

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- Now, if I could just have a moment of your time.
- Sure.

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Good, yes.

81
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Okay, a gang oftoughs
has taken over Arnold's.

82
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Help us, Fonzie.
You're our only hope.

83
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I can't believeyou guys.

84
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Here I am, as Brando as can be,
and you guys can't even see that.

85
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Well, you can both just—

86
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"Sit on it"?

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Aaaaay.

88
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Michael!

89
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Why is Bob in my bathtub?

90
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You told me
you sent him home.

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- That's what you said. "He went home."

92
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He did go home.

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And then Midge
kicked him out.

94
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- But he went home.
- Well, now he's back.

95
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Red, he's in my bathtub.

96
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I can't have him
in my bathtub.

97
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His Afro gel is gonna
leave a ring.

98
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This isn't easy
on me either, Kitty.

99
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He tried to talk to me
about his feelings.

100
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He almost started to cry.

101
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I reallywanted to punch him!

102
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Bob can't stay here, Red.

103
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I know that makes me a bad person.
I don't care.

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I'm bad. So let's just
get him out ofhere.

105
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Well, then, go talk
to Midge and fix it up.

106
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No. You let the stray in,
you find him a home.

107
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It's not that simple, Kitty.

108
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Doyou want me to go to
my unhappy place, Red?

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I'll talk to Midge
first thing in the morning.

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Thank you, Red.
You're a wonderful husband.

111
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Now, when you're done with the paper,
you get upstairs and scrub my tub.

112
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Okay, you're done.

113
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I won't do it.

114
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Well, I won't either.

115
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Well, I don't know what
the hell we're gonna do.

116
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Ahh, Kelso, it was brave
of you to come back.

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We gaveyou quite a ribbing.

118
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Except for this time,
I brought a hot, fresh pizza.

119
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But it's only for my friends
who don't make fun of me.

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Mmm! Pizza!

121
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Kelso, man, I got
a thousand insults...

122
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and no pizza's gonna make—

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Is that sausage?

124
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You brilliant bastard!

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Guys, let me ask you something.
Donna told me she loves me.

126
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And then I told her I love cake.

127
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That's not bad, is it?

128
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I'm still—
I'm still cool, right?

129
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Okay, I don't know what happened.
I just panicked, and it popped out.

130
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I mean, I don't rememberwanting
to ever talk about cake. It—

131
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I wasn't really that hungry.

132
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Cake is good. But you cannot
have sex with cake.

133
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Of course, you cannot have sex
with Donna either, so—

134
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Yeah, man, you should've just lied
and told her thatyou loved her.

135
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"I loveyou, baby." See, and I don't loveyou.
Isn't that great?

136
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He does love her, you dope.

137
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Right?

138
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Okay, well, if I admit it, areyou guys
gonna make fun of me?

139
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Oh, Eric,
love is not a joke.

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This is a joke—
Knock, knock.

141
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Who's there?

142
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Look, if you really
do love her...

143
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there's only one thing
to do, man.

144
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You gotta dump her
and live free!

145
00:09:03,227 --> 00:09:05,422
Don't listen to him, man.
He's stupid.

146
00:09:05,496 --> 00:09:09,125
Here's what you gotta do.
She said it, so nowyou got to say it.

147
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,634
Then she'll say it back,
and everything will be okay.

148
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Oh, and get her pizza.
'Cause right now...

149
00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:16,606
I kinda love Kelso.

150
00:09:16,674 --> 00:09:19,472
Yeah.
I can do that.

151
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I'll just say it, and I'll
be back on top again.

152
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All right.
So, now, uh...

153
00:09:25,984 --> 00:09:28,680
where was I when Fonzie
here moved to town?

154
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Hey, give that back-a-mundo!

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&&

156
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Eric. Eric,
areyou okay?

157
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What? Yeah.

158
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You look like you have
a stomachache or something.

159
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No, there's nothing wrong
with my stomach.

160
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It's just that—

161
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I... Ioveyou—

162
00:10:15,466 --> 00:10:17,525
man.

163
00:10:29,847 --> 00:10:32,907
And then he punched me
in the arm and said, "man."

164
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Oh, my God.
What a horrible disaster.

165
00:10:37,788 --> 00:10:39,722
Well, go on.

166
00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:43,860
I guess I like totally
screwed things up...

167
00:10:43,928 --> 00:10:47,329
'cause ever since I said "I loveyou,"
he's been acting so weird.

168
00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:50,765
Okay, wait a second.
I'm a little confused.

169
00:10:50,835 --> 00:10:53,463
Why did you say
"I loveyou?"

170
00:10:54,472 --> 00:10:57,066
Because I... love him?

171
00:10:58,175 --> 00:11:00,109
Oh, Donna.

172
00:11:00,177 --> 00:11:02,202
That's got nothing
to do with it.

173
00:11:03,447 --> 00:11:05,779
You are way tooyoung
to be saying "I loveyou."

174
00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:09,547
Shut up, Jackie. You say it to Kelso
all the time, and you'reyounger than me.

175
00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,952
Not in loveyears.

176
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:17,686
All right, look. Eric doesn't know
how to handle that kind ofthing.

177
00:11:17,762 --> 00:11:19,889
- You probably just scared him off.

178
00:11:19,964 --> 00:11:22,592
All you can do right now
is play it cool for a while...

179
00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:26,000
turn down the emotional heat
and, Donna, God willing...

180
00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:28,664
he'll forget
you threwyourselfat him.

181
00:11:30,975 --> 00:11:33,341
I know it sounds impossible...

182
00:11:33,411 --> 00:11:35,538
butwhatyou just said
actually makes sense.

183
00:11:35,613 --> 00:11:38,673
Look, the sooneryou realize
I'm a genius, the better offwe'll both be.

184
00:11:45,089 --> 00:11:47,023
Oh, hi, Red.

185
00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:51,255
Sorry I can't open the door, but I don't want
Bob sneaking back in the house again.

186
00:11:51,329 --> 00:11:55,095
Oh! That's okay. I just came by
to see how you're doing.

187
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:57,498
Oh, I'm working through
some things.

188
00:11:57,568 --> 00:12:00,059
I've gotten past denial, and I'm well
on myway to acceptance—

189
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,799
Yeah, yeah. Couldn't agree
with you more. Anyway—

190
00:12:02,873 --> 00:12:05,137
Take Bob back.

191
00:12:05,209 --> 00:12:10,237
- Red, I can't do that right now.
- Midge, I've talked to Bob, and he's really sorry.

192
00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,748
- Now, be a sport, and take him back.
- I can't.

193
00:12:12,817 --> 00:12:13,977
- Take him back, Midge!
- No!

194
00:12:14,051 --> 00:12:15,780
- Take him!
- No!

195
00:12:19,056 --> 00:12:21,684
This isn't over, Pinciotti!

196
00:12:25,229 --> 00:12:27,220
Donna, check it out.

197
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,596
Hey, Kelso! Fudgsicle!

198
00:12:34,705 --> 00:12:38,903
- Where'd it go?
- Uh, perhaps it went under the couch.

199
00:12:38,976 --> 00:12:42,036
- Jackie, let's get out ofhere. This is kind oflame.
- Yeah, sure.

200
00:12:42,113 --> 00:12:44,047
Wait. Donna.

201
00:12:44,115 --> 00:12:46,015
So, will I seeyou later?

202
00:12:48,285 --> 00:12:50,651
No, you're never
gonna see me again.

203
00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:54,223
Ha.

204
00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,725
She's a little pistol, huh?

205
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,990
What did you do?

206
00:13:01,065 --> 00:13:02,930
Nothing!
I did what you said.

207
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,934
I told her I loved her.

208
00:13:05,002 --> 00:13:06,902
You're lying.

209
00:13:06,971 --> 00:13:09,906
No, it's true.
Except—

210
00:13:09,974 --> 00:13:14,377
Except, then I
might've, you know—

211
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:17,141
popped her one on the shoulder
and called her "man."

212
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,385
You idiot.

213
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,249
Hey, this isn't my fault.
It's your fault.

214
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,187
You said if I told her I loved her,
she'd say it back.

215
00:13:26,257 --> 00:13:28,282
But she didn't, man.
She just stared at me.

216
00:13:28,359 --> 00:13:31,021
Well, did you give her
a chance to answer?

217
00:13:31,095 --> 00:13:34,258
How long did you wait before
you completely muffed out?

218
00:13:35,332 --> 00:13:39,268
Forever, man.
Like five minutes.

219
00:13:40,337 --> 00:13:42,601
You're lying!

220
00:13:42,673 --> 00:13:44,607
No, it's true.
It was like—

221
00:13:46,177 --> 00:13:48,236
Well, maybe just
a couple of seconds. But I—

222
00:13:48,312 --> 00:13:52,146
Time ceased to exist, okay? I was just
hanging out there, really far out there.

223
00:13:52,216 --> 00:13:54,480
Just... hangin'.

224
00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:00,222
Eric contributes in class
but does not follow directions.

225
00:14:04,061 --> 00:14:07,553
Damn. Where the heck
is that Fudgsicle?

226
00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:12,935
Hey, is that my Fudgsicle?

227
00:14:13,003 --> 00:14:14,994
No, this one's mine.

228
00:14:20,544 --> 00:14:22,774
Damn it.
Where's my Fudgsicle?

229
00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:28,111
Just tell me! How am I
supposed to fix this?

230
00:14:28,185 --> 00:14:30,653
Well, first of all...

231
00:14:30,721 --> 00:14:34,555
you need to learn how to handle little
woman troubles without getting all freaked out.

232
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,594
- It's pretty unmanly, man.

233
00:14:39,063 --> 00:14:41,623
Laurie.

234
00:14:47,972 --> 00:14:50,236
Aaaaay!

235
00:14:57,114 --> 00:14:59,708
That's it!
I hate this stupid thing!

236
00:15:01,418 --> 00:15:04,615
- Laurie laughing at me.
- But, Kelso, I thought we were supposed to...

237
00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:06,622
handle ourwoman
troubles "like a man."

238
00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:08,988
- You shut up.
- Okay.

239
00:15:09,059 --> 00:15:11,425
You just shut up!

240
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:14,430
And ifanybody else here
laughs at me, I swear...

241
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:17,092
I'm gonna kick
so much ass!

242
00:15:19,703 --> 00:15:21,864
And that's my Fudgsicle.

243
00:15:29,213 --> 00:15:32,376
I'm telling you, man. That jacket's
the best thing that ever happened to us.

244
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,881
I can't do it now, Kitty.
He's sleeping.

245
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:43,387
Bob!

246
00:15:45,229 --> 00:15:47,197
Oh, Bob,
you're awake.

247
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:54,969
Hi. Listen,
it was, um—

248
00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:58,236
It was no go with Midge.
She doesn't want to seeyou.

249
00:15:58,309 --> 00:16:01,005
Boy, that's a shame, Red.

250
00:16:01,078 --> 00:16:04,775
- Guess it's you and me, buddy.
- Well, that's a problem.

251
00:16:04,848 --> 00:16:06,782
I likeyou, Bob.

252
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:09,944
You don't borrow my things.
You keepyour lawn mowed.

253
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:12,545
But the fact of the matter is,
you're a little bit—

254
00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:16,422
You're kind of a—

255
00:16:16,493 --> 00:16:19,291
You're an ass.

256
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:26,133
Yeah?

257
00:16:26,203 --> 00:16:29,832
It's notyour fault. But we gotta
stop pussyfooting around here...

258
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:32,967
- and somehow getyou back in that house.
- How?

259
00:16:36,981 --> 00:16:39,677
Oh, it's you.

260
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,378
- I'm not taking him back, Red.
- No, no, no, no, no.

261
00:16:42,453 --> 00:16:45,183
I'm just gonna trim a few
of these branches for you.

262
00:16:46,824 --> 00:16:48,883
Oh, okay.

263
00:17:14,918 --> 00:17:16,852
Help! Midge!

264
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:20,356
I'm trapped under this
very heavy branch!

265
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,483
- Help!
- Oh, my God!

266
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,494
Red, areyou hurt?

267
00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:28,030
- Go, Bob! Go!

268
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:32,094
- I'm in!
- Oh!

269
00:17:37,107 --> 00:17:41,043
Red, that was not nice.

270
00:17:41,111 --> 00:17:43,773
I'm not sorry, Midge.

271
00:17:57,227 --> 00:17:59,457
Great shot.

272
00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,464
And I love you.

273
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,494
Well, the basket doesn't really
count because I traveled.

274
00:18:05,569 --> 00:18:07,560
You could never travel...

275
00:18:07,638 --> 00:18:09,572
because I loveyou.

276
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,666
Eric, you're acting like
a huge dork.

277
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:17,509
- A huge dorkwho loves you.
- God!

278
00:18:17,581 --> 00:18:19,515
God. Stop it, Eric.

279
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,450
Look, the only reason
I said it is because I felt it.

280
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,453
And not just so
you'd say it back.

281
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:27,547
If I knewyou were gonna get
into such a twist about it...

282
00:18:27,624 --> 00:18:32,254
- I wouldn't have said it at all.
- I'm not in a twist. It's just—

283
00:18:32,329 --> 00:18:34,854
- "Cake." Okay, that was pretty stupid.
- Yes.

284
00:18:34,932 --> 00:18:38,459
Thank you. So, I mean,
why'd you say it?

285
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,265
I don't know.
I just—

286
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:46,335
Now, once it
is out there...

287
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:49,504
if we broke up,
I mean...

288
00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:51,673
what would I
tell myselfthen?

289
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:55,416
I guess you could tell yourself
you still have cake.

290
00:18:55,486 --> 00:18:57,852
We both know how much
it means toyou.

291
00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:05,586
That's nice.
There's a sweet girl.

292
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:10,526
Okay, look,
I have an idea.

293
00:19:10,601 --> 00:19:13,627
Why don't we just
pretend it... never happened?

294
00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:15,899
- I like that.
- Yeah.

295
00:19:15,973 --> 00:19:18,533
Okay.
Never happened.

296
00:19:18,609 --> 00:19:20,167
- Okay.
- Okay.

297
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:23,873
Then you did travel,
so... my ball.

298
00:19:25,482 --> 00:19:27,416
Yes!

299
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,856
Hi, you two.

300
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:37,052
Thoughtyou might want to know
Midgie and I worked things out.

301
00:19:37,127 --> 00:19:39,118
- Well, that's just great, Bob.

302
00:19:39,196 --> 00:19:41,289
Yeah.
We're separating.

303
00:19:41,365 --> 00:19:44,266
You can't staywith us.

304
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,968
No, I'll be staying at home.
We're gonna live together.

305
00:19:48,038 --> 00:19:50,438
We're just gonna
see other people.

306
00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:53,374
Okay, Bob, I want you
to think about this.

307
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:57,812
You're living in the same house,
butyou're dating other people.

308
00:19:57,881 --> 00:20:01,180
I'm not saying for sure
there'll be problems...

309
00:20:02,219 --> 00:20:04,312
but I want you to
think about it.

310
00:20:05,322 --> 00:20:07,517
Think hard, Bob.

311
00:20:10,994 --> 00:20:13,485
I think
it's gonna be sexy.

312
00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:19,998
Oh, Hyde...

313
00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:22,038
what a fabulous
look for you.

314
00:20:22,105 --> 00:20:24,403
Seriously, you look like
Marlon Brando or something.

315
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:29,038
Oh, my God.

316
00:20:29,112 --> 00:20:31,444
Hyde, when did you
get so hot?

317
00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:33,506
What?

318
00:20:33,584 --> 00:20:36,781
I've always been hot.
The jacket just brings it out.

319
00:20:36,854 --> 00:20:38,845
That's— No.
Give it to me.

320
00:20:38,922 --> 00:20:41,789
Give me back myjacket.

321
00:20:41,859 --> 00:20:45,317
What are you doing?
Get off of me, you load!

322
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,765
So they're really
gonna separate?

323
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,131
Yeah. But they're still
gonna live together.

324
00:20:53,604 --> 00:20:55,572
Oh, wow.

325
00:20:55,639 --> 00:20:57,573
Are— Are you okay?

326
00:20:57,641 --> 00:21:01,668
Yeah, but I mean, that's just, like,
the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

327
00:21:01,745 --> 00:21:03,838
I mean, how's that
supposed to work?

328
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:07,008
I imagine it'll be like when
Gilligan and the Skipper had a fight...

329
00:21:07,084 --> 00:21:10,019
and drew a chalk line down the center
of their hut— Thatworked out great.

330
00:21:10,087 --> 00:21:12,419
- Yeah, that solved all their problems.
- Yeah.

331
00:21:16,393 --> 00:21:18,327
I loveyou.

332
00:21:18,395 --> 00:21:20,386
I loveyou too.

333
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:26,594
- All right, then.
- All right.

334
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,324
You going to clean
the bathtub?

335
00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:55,558
Yes, I am.

336
00:21:55,632 --> 00:21:58,157
No, it's just too horrible.
I can't letyou do that, Kitty.

337
00:21:58,235 --> 00:22:01,830
- Thank you, honey.
- You're welcome, Kitty.

338
00:22:05,809 --> 00:22:08,073
Eric! Got a little
job for you!

