1 00:00:04,201 --> 00:00:07,102 Hey, check it out. I got an "F" on my report card. 2 00:00:07,171 --> 00:00:11,665 - An "F"? What'd you fail? - English. 3 00:00:12,776 --> 00:00:15,438 Isn't that what we speak? 4 00:00:17,347 --> 00:00:19,577 Hey, I got a "B" in Spanish. 5 00:00:21,351 --> 00:00:25,185 When did I start taking Spanish? 6 00:00:25,255 --> 00:00:28,486 Whoa, Donna, that's a cigarette! 7 00:00:28,559 --> 00:00:31,187 Even worse, it's a menthol. 8 00:00:31,261 --> 00:00:33,627 You're gonna get suspended, little lady. 9 00:00:33,697 --> 00:00:39,101 - When did you start smoking? - What? You just saw me light it. 10 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:43,230 Yes. Ha, ha, ha. Come on, Donna. You know smoking causes cancer. 11 00:00:43,307 --> 00:00:46,470 I know, but it makes me look cool, so it's an even trade. 12 00:00:46,543 --> 00:00:48,477 Hold this. 13 00:00:51,982 --> 00:00:55,213 - Ah, geez, Forman, hold it like a man, would ya? - Shut up! 14 00:00:59,856 --> 00:01:03,223 Wow, Donna. Firstyou fail English. Nowyou're smoking. 15 00:01:03,293 --> 00:01:05,625 Can I ask you, what areyou doing? 16 00:01:05,696 --> 00:01:07,789 Smoking. Failing. 17 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:12,835 Hey, Forman. Smoking on school property? 18 00:01:12,903 --> 00:01:17,431 - No, that's not his. That's mine. - No, it's, uh— it's mine. 19 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:20,866 Yeah. 20 00:01:26,883 --> 00:01:29,408 Mmm. Menthol. 21 00:01:30,787 --> 00:01:32,755 - Eric, quit it. - Yeah, okay. 22 00:01:32,823 --> 00:01:34,984 Let's go, Forman. 23 00:01:39,463 --> 00:01:41,454 Dios mio. 24 00:01:42,766 --> 00:01:44,961 No es bueno. 25 00:01:49,006 --> 00:01:51,065 & Hangin'out& 26 00:01:52,175 --> 00:01:54,109 & Down the street& 27 00:01:55,912 --> 00:01:57,846 & The same old thing& 28 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,684 & We did last week& 29 00:02:02,953 --> 00:02:06,753 & Not a thing to do & 30 00:02:06,823 --> 00:02:10,156 & But talk to you& 31 00:02:10,227 --> 00:02:12,593 & We're all all right & 32 00:02:12,663 --> 00:02:14,654 & We're all all right && 33 00:02:14,731 --> 00:02:17,495 Hello, Wisconsin! 34 00:02:23,206 --> 00:02:25,606 Eric Forman's fi rst suspension. 35 00:02:26,677 --> 00:02:29,077 I'm so proud! 36 00:02:29,146 --> 00:02:31,205 No, wait, back up. Why'd he get suspended? 37 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:35,445 - Because he's stupid. - They can do that? 38 00:02:38,989 --> 00:02:42,288 No, he told them it was his cigarette. And that's stupid. 39 00:02:42,359 --> 00:02:45,590 Please, Donna, stop. Don't fall all overyourselfthanking me. 40 00:02:45,662 --> 00:02:47,493 I didn't need your help. 41 00:02:47,564 --> 00:02:51,193 Yeah, Forman, I think shewants to get into trouble. 42 00:02:51,268 --> 00:02:54,032 It's Donna's little cryfor help. 43 00:02:54,104 --> 00:02:57,096 "Help me, help me!" 44 00:02:57,174 --> 00:03:00,143 We hear you, Donna. And we loveyou. 45 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:02,906 - Get bent. You guys are jerks. - Wait. Why am I a jerk? 46 00:03:02,979 --> 00:03:05,277 I don't even know what's going on! 47 00:03:06,783 --> 00:03:09,684 This is great. Why did I even take the fall? 48 00:03:09,753 --> 00:03:13,553 I mean, Donna doesn't care and, you know, Red's gonna kill me. 49 00:03:13,623 --> 00:03:16,490 Relax, Forman. He's not gonna— 50 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:20,087 Oh, wait, did you say kill you? 51 00:03:20,163 --> 00:03:23,223 Yeah, you're right. 52 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,234 Hyde, this isn't funny. On Red's list of screwups... 53 00:03:25,302 --> 00:03:29,534 getting suspended from school is right up there with backing over my mom. 54 00:03:31,108 --> 00:03:33,633 Hey, man, having a chick is about sacrifice. 55 00:03:33,710 --> 00:03:37,202 LikeJackie— she wants to decorate myvan with some ofher girlie stuff, right? 56 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:41,876 So I tell her she can have one stuffed animal... in the glove box. 57 00:03:41,952 --> 00:03:44,853 See? Sacrifice. 58 00:03:44,921 --> 00:03:47,617 Kelso, 'member howyou used to putyourwhole fist in your mouth? 59 00:03:47,691 --> 00:03:50,592 - Yeah. - Do it now. 60 00:03:51,762 --> 00:03:54,663 Damn, why is everybody so crabby today? 61 00:03:57,334 --> 00:04:01,168 - What's in the suitcase? - Stuffed animals for the van, remember? 62 00:04:02,539 --> 00:04:05,474 Look, Michael, I know we agreed on just one... 63 00:04:05,542 --> 00:04:08,238 but then I got to thinking, and, well, I want them all. 64 00:04:09,513 --> 00:04:12,004 - But— - But what, Michael? 65 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:15,074 But— 66 00:04:16,453 --> 00:04:18,614 Okay. 67 00:04:18,688 --> 00:04:21,714 Whoa, ease up on her, Kelso. 68 00:04:21,792 --> 00:04:24,090 You know, sacrifice is hard. 69 00:04:27,431 --> 00:04:31,697 So, my host parents set me up on a blind date. And she has a friend for you, Hyde. 70 00:04:34,037 --> 00:04:37,029 Finally. Somebody to love. 71 00:04:37,107 --> 00:04:39,541 And it gets better. 72 00:04:39,609 --> 00:04:41,839 They're not even blind. 73 00:04:47,117 --> 00:04:49,813 Get it? Blind. 74 00:04:49,886 --> 00:04:51,820 Screw you. That's funny. 75 00:04:58,628 --> 00:05:01,791 - Oh. - Oh, hi, honey. Your mom and I are going out tonight. 76 00:05:01,865 --> 00:05:06,029 - It's happy hour at Swingles. - What's Swingles? 77 00:05:06,102 --> 00:05:09,594 - It's a singles bar. - No, it's a swingers bar. 78 00:05:09,673 --> 00:05:12,141 Yeah, it's both. 79 00:05:12,209 --> 00:05:15,178 And you're neither. 80 00:05:15,245 --> 00:05:17,941 Don't get involved, Donna. This is grown-up stuff. 81 00:05:18,014 --> 00:05:21,381 Well, beforeyou go, there's my report card. 82 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:24,477 - An "F"? 83 00:05:24,554 --> 00:05:27,751 Donna, we're very disappointed. And we're gonna have a long talk about this. 84 00:05:27,824 --> 00:05:30,725 Yes, we are. Right after happy hour. 85 00:05:32,229 --> 00:05:35,027 Provided we don't meet anyone. 86 00:05:35,098 --> 00:05:39,660 All right, I've learned my lesson and I'll be sure to try harder. 87 00:05:39,736 --> 00:05:43,536 - There's our girl. - Ooh, wish us luck. 88 00:05:51,848 --> 00:05:53,782 Welcome home, smoker. 89 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:57,419 Oh, no. 90 00:05:57,487 --> 00:06:01,423 The school just called. You're lucky I answered the phone and not Dad. 91 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,186 You didn't tell? 92 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:06,229 Eric, of course I didn't tell. 93 00:06:07,464 --> 00:06:11,423 Well, ifit isn't Mr. Smoker. 94 00:06:13,603 --> 00:06:16,663 Oh, wait. Yes, I did. 95 00:06:19,075 --> 00:06:22,272 - I'm nervous. - Don't be nervous. You'll get sweaty. 96 00:06:22,345 --> 00:06:25,473 Oh, no, too late. 97 00:06:25,549 --> 00:06:28,382 I can't help it. This is my first official American date. 98 00:06:28,451 --> 00:06:31,943 That's why I'm here, Fez— to help you out, man. 99 00:06:32,022 --> 00:06:34,320 Unless they're "uggos." And then I'm gone. 100 00:06:34,391 --> 00:06:36,791 There they are. 101 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:39,795 And they're not even uggos. 102 00:06:39,863 --> 00:06:44,163 No, they're hot. And the blonde's blonde and hot. 103 00:06:44,234 --> 00:06:48,136 Yes. And since I set us up on this date, she is mine, right? 104 00:06:48,204 --> 00:06:50,468 Well, I can see whyyou'd think that. 105 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,532 But, actually, since I came along to help you out... 106 00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:56,511 American custom dictates that I get the blonde. 107 00:06:56,580 --> 00:07:00,983 Once again, the local custom bones the foreign guy. 108 00:07:01,051 --> 00:07:03,679 America, man. Love it or leave it. 109 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:15,054 This— This is Chamomile the Camel. He can sit in the backseat. 110 00:07:15,131 --> 00:07:18,794 But Llama Cass here, she has to sit up in the front with us. 111 00:07:21,838 --> 00:07:26,935 Jackie, it's just, I thought all you wanted is to put in one little animal. 112 00:07:27,010 --> 00:07:31,470 Well, I know, Michael. But this waytherewill be even more things to remind you of me. 113 00:07:31,548 --> 00:07:34,073 Don't you like thinking about me? 114 00:07:34,150 --> 00:07:36,414 No, of course I do. 115 00:07:36,486 --> 00:07:38,477 The thing is— 116 00:07:38,555 --> 00:07:41,820 How can I saythis without hurting yourfeelings? 117 00:07:41,891 --> 00:07:43,984 Oh, okay. 118 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:46,961 I don'twantyour stupid things in my cool van. 119 00:07:48,832 --> 00:07:50,891 - What? No! 120 00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:53,959 I didn't say you were stupid. Just everything you like! 121 00:07:57,707 --> 00:07:59,902 Congratulations, Eric. You got suspended. 122 00:07:59,976 --> 00:08:02,444 Areyou getting dumber? 123 00:08:04,881 --> 00:08:07,315 Gee, I don't think so. 124 00:08:07,384 --> 00:08:10,114 Look, Dad, I don't smoke. 125 00:08:12,489 --> 00:08:15,754 Daddy, if Eric's a smoker and he lies about smoking... 126 00:08:15,825 --> 00:08:18,385 doesn't that make him a smoking liar? 127 00:08:20,897 --> 00:08:23,695 Okay, you know what? That's enough. Eric, have some more pot roast. 128 00:08:23,767 --> 00:08:27,396 Here's some mashed potatoes, and here's a photo of a cancerous lung. 129 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:29,461 Whoa! 130 00:08:30,473 --> 00:08:32,407 Mom, gross! 131 00:08:32,475 --> 00:08:35,535 - Look, I don't smoke! - Okay, well, eitherway... 132 00:08:35,612 --> 00:08:39,013 that is what's gonna happen toyour lungs if you keep on smoking. 133 00:08:39,082 --> 00:08:43,883 Well, the way he's screwing up his life, death will be a sweet release. 134 00:08:51,795 --> 00:08:54,730 So I got that to look forward to. 135 00:08:54,798 --> 00:08:59,531 You got suspended, pal. How doyou think your college interviews are gonna go? 136 00:09:02,038 --> 00:09:05,667 Well, looks like we have a model student here. 137 00:09:05,742 --> 00:09:10,236 Excellent grades, secretary-treasurer of the A.V. club. 138 00:09:10,313 --> 00:09:13,305 Uh-oh. What's this? 139 00:09:13,383 --> 00:09:15,408 You were suspended? 140 00:09:19,856 --> 00:09:23,019 Well, we can't have a loser likeyou at our school. 141 00:09:23,093 --> 00:09:28,030 I'm sorry to say, you're not Princeton material, dumb-ass! 142 00:09:29,566 --> 00:09:32,034 Oh, if only— 143 00:09:32,102 --> 00:09:36,334 I'd listened... to my mother. 144 00:09:42,045 --> 00:09:44,036 Sorry. 145 00:09:47,283 --> 00:09:50,218 What a lesson I have learned. Can I go? 146 00:09:50,286 --> 00:09:55,417 Sure. Right afteryou smoke this entire pack of cigarettes. 147 00:09:56,993 --> 00:09:58,927 Yea, Daddy! 148 00:09:58,995 --> 00:10:02,453 Ooh, tear off the filters. 149 00:10:02,532 --> 00:10:05,262 Dad, you can't be serious. 150 00:10:05,335 --> 00:10:08,463 Have I ever not been serious? 151 00:10:08,538 --> 00:10:10,972 Dad, I'm telling you the truth, okay? 152 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:15,170 You have to take myword for it. I don't smoke. 153 00:10:16,846 --> 00:10:18,780 Yourword, huh? 154 00:10:18,848 --> 00:10:21,510 It's all a man has. 155 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:25,084 Well, now, that's nice. 156 00:10:26,156 --> 00:10:28,590 What a load of crap. Light up! 157 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,666 Hey, I heard Eric got suspended. 158 00:10:40,736 --> 00:10:43,227 Yeah, and we're all real proud. 159 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,874 I'll tell you what, Red. 160 00:10:46,942 --> 00:10:50,002 I think Donna's been having trouble because Eric's a bad influence. 161 00:10:51,814 --> 00:10:53,941 Could be. 162 00:10:54,016 --> 00:10:59,420 But did you ever think the wayyou and Midge act like idiots, that might be screwing her up? 163 00:11:02,157 --> 00:11:04,318 Nope. I'm pretty sure it's Eric. 164 00:11:05,694 --> 00:11:08,060 Well, that's kind ofstupid, Bob. 165 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:12,760 - Well, I guess the truth hurts. - So does a swift kick in the ass. 166 00:11:12,835 --> 00:11:15,269 All right, I'm going. 167 00:11:15,337 --> 00:11:18,704 But a swift kick in the ass is not the solution to everything, Forman. 168 00:11:18,774 --> 00:11:21,402 I gotta disagree, Bob. 169 00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:29,183 - Gee, Dad, thanks— - Keep sweeping, smoker. 170 00:11:29,251 --> 00:11:31,242 Will do. 171 00:11:34,123 --> 00:11:36,921 - Jackie, get in the van! - No! 172 00:11:36,992 --> 00:11:38,584 - Jackie, get in the van! - No! 173 00:11:38,661 --> 00:11:40,253 - Get in the van. - No. 174 00:11:40,329 --> 00:11:41,921 - Jackie! - No. 175 00:11:41,997 --> 00:11:44,761 Jackie, get in the van! 176 00:11:56,979 --> 00:11:58,913 - Hey. - Hi. 177 00:11:58,981 --> 00:12:01,711 So, what doyou want to do? You want to watch some TV... 178 00:12:01,784 --> 00:12:04,412 or eat some ice cream or... 179 00:12:04,486 --> 00:12:08,013 I don't know, apologize to me? 180 00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:11,184 - I'm sorry. - Well, you should be. 181 00:12:12,428 --> 00:12:16,023 Okay, I'm sorry. I was expecting more of a fight. 182 00:12:16,098 --> 00:12:19,158 Did you get in a lot oftrouble for the cigarette? 183 00:12:19,234 --> 00:12:21,293 Surprisingly, yes. 184 00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:26,808 - Turns out, Red has a temper. So, yeah. Who knew? - Really? 185 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:30,174 And, uh, your dad doesn't like me anymore. 186 00:12:30,245 --> 00:12:33,703 Well, that's okay, 'cause I do. 187 00:12:39,121 --> 00:12:41,055 What's he doing here? 188 00:12:41,123 --> 00:12:43,114 Who? 189 00:12:46,528 --> 00:12:51,591 Maybe you should get off me so I could, like, run away? 190 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,794 - You better get out ofhere. - Okay, fine. I'll get out ofhere. 191 00:12:53,869 --> 00:12:56,429 - Actually, I think he was talking to me. - Come on. 192 00:12:56,505 --> 00:13:00,441 Okay. Boy, this is awkward, with the Donna, and theyelling, and the— 193 00:13:05,647 --> 00:13:08,946 So then my pastor said, "It's okay to get a "B" every once in a while. 194 00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:14,216 Nobody's perfect. Exceptyou know who." 195 00:13:14,289 --> 00:13:19,317 You know, it's just so refreshing to meet someone... 196 00:13:19,394 --> 00:13:22,659 whose beliefs are the complete opposite of mine. 197 00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:26,223 Yeah, well, I'm Episcopalian, and my best friend is Presbyterian... 198 00:13:26,301 --> 00:13:28,667 but we're still best friends. 199 00:13:28,737 --> 00:13:31,638 It's hard work, but it's worth it. 200 00:13:33,575 --> 00:13:38,035 - I betyou make really good punch, huh? - Oh, my gosh, the best! 201 00:13:38,113 --> 00:13:41,514 Yeah, I mean, these teachers think they deserve our respect, but they don't. 202 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:45,246 I mean, who are they to teach us about history and math? 203 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,915 Mmm. I, too, am filled with rebellious sexual tension. 204 00:13:48,991 --> 00:13:50,925 Yeah. 205 00:13:50,993 --> 00:13:54,861 I mean, it's like Malcolm X said— "By any means necessary." Right? 206 00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:58,832 - You like Malcolm X? - Hey, who doesn't like Malcolm X, huh? 207 00:13:58,901 --> 00:14:00,493 You've heard of Malcolm X in Panama? 208 00:14:00,569 --> 00:14:03,561 - Oh, no, I'm not from Panama. I'm from— - Hey, Fez, come here. 209 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:09,708 American custom be damned. I want you to have the blonde. 210 00:14:09,778 --> 00:14:12,008 Oh, my God. 211 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:16,744 Blondes are notorious whores. Thank you, Hyde. 212 00:14:16,819 --> 00:14:19,344 Not a problem. 213 00:14:21,023 --> 00:14:23,253 Hi. 214 00:14:23,325 --> 00:14:25,259 Bye. 215 00:14:29,698 --> 00:14:33,361 - Come on,Jackie. Just get in the van. - No. 216 00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:35,665 - Jackie, just get in the van. - No. 217 00:14:35,737 --> 00:14:37,671 - Jackie— - No! 218 00:14:37,739 --> 00:14:39,570 - Get in the— - No! 219 00:14:39,641 --> 00:14:41,575 - Jackie— - No. 220 00:14:41,643 --> 00:14:43,907 - Jackie, get in the van! - No. 221 00:14:43,979 --> 00:14:47,915 - All right, fine. I'm just gonna leave now. - Bye. 222 00:14:47,983 --> 00:14:50,645 Damn it, Jackie, get in the van! 223 00:14:50,719 --> 00:14:52,710 Nope. 224 00:14:54,022 --> 00:14:56,957 I heard G-11. 225 00:14:57,025 --> 00:15:00,017 So, naturally, I yelled out "Bingo!" 226 00:15:00,095 --> 00:15:03,064 Boy, was the pastor cheesed at me. 227 00:15:03,131 --> 00:15:05,565 Great story. 228 00:15:05,634 --> 00:15:07,568 So, you are a blonde? 229 00:15:07,636 --> 00:15:11,072 Yeah. Natural! 230 00:15:12,741 --> 00:15:15,403 I can't believeyou like all the same bands that I like. 231 00:15:15,477 --> 00:15:18,742 Yeah, I just like music that's passionate and rebellious... 232 00:15:18,814 --> 00:15:21,044 and really pisses off my dad. 233 00:15:21,116 --> 00:15:24,210 Oh, Patty, don't say "piss." Oh! 234 00:15:26,288 --> 00:15:29,689 Hey, you know what'd really piss off your dad? 235 00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:32,488 You and me grab a 12-pack and stay out all night. 236 00:15:32,561 --> 00:15:34,859 I can't. I have a big test tomorrow. 237 00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,864 That's funny. 238 00:15:36,932 --> 00:15:39,230 Let's go. 239 00:15:39,301 --> 00:15:41,861 No, really, I've gotta go study. 240 00:15:41,937 --> 00:15:45,395 Study? You don't study. You've got a tattoo. 241 00:15:45,474 --> 00:15:48,102 Look, Hyde, rebellion is cool and all... 242 00:15:48,176 --> 00:15:51,942 but I wanna get into a good college, so I can fight the system from the inside. 243 00:15:52,014 --> 00:15:54,244 It was nice meeting you, though. Mary? 244 00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:56,910 No, go ahead without me. 245 00:15:56,985 --> 00:15:59,681 So, Fez, um, my parents aren't home. 246 00:15:59,755 --> 00:16:02,781 Wanna come back to my house? I have a hot tub. 247 00:16:07,996 --> 00:16:10,624 That would be super. 248 00:16:19,908 --> 00:16:22,103 Donna, is it me, or... 249 00:16:22,177 --> 00:16:25,772 does your dad hating me make me even more sexy? 250 00:16:25,847 --> 00:16:28,577 Sure. 251 00:16:29,685 --> 00:16:33,781 Yeah, I think he senses my bad boyness. 252 00:16:33,855 --> 00:16:37,689 - Yeah, Eric, you're a parent's worst nightmare. - Yes. 253 00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:40,353 Yes, I am. 254 00:16:49,738 --> 00:16:51,763 Mom, what areyou doing? 255 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,967 Nothing. 256 00:16:54,042 --> 00:16:58,172 And you, you just do as I say, not as I do. 257 00:16:59,681 --> 00:17:02,980 Oh, hey, Mom, cool. Give me a drag. 258 00:17:03,051 --> 00:17:08,011 Okay, see? Now, Laurie is doing as I do. That is wrong. 259 00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:11,184 What's going on out here? 260 00:17:11,259 --> 00:17:13,727 Eric, areyou smoking again? 261 00:17:15,764 --> 00:17:19,200 - I think he is, Daddy. - No, he is not. 262 00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:21,258 I don't smoke! 263 00:17:21,336 --> 00:17:26,933 I think this might be myfault. I think he's just imitating me, so he can look cool. 264 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:33,008 Mr. And Mrs. Forman, Eric got caught holding my cigarette at school. 265 00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:35,015 I'm the onewhowas smoking. 266 00:17:36,985 --> 00:17:39,715 Oh. 267 00:17:39,788 --> 00:17:43,224 Well, Donna, thank you for your honesty. 268 00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:46,055 What? How come you believe her? 269 00:17:46,128 --> 00:17:50,758 - I told you I don't smoke! - Okay, I'm gonna go home now, so, uh, good night. 270 00:17:54,169 --> 00:17:57,400 Eric's not in trouble now? 271 00:17:57,472 --> 00:18:00,066 Fine! 272 00:18:00,142 --> 00:18:04,340 Well, now, I think you have something to say to Eric. 273 00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:07,541 Oh, yeah. 274 00:18:07,616 --> 00:18:10,016 - Nice job on the driveway. - Red. 275 00:18:10,085 --> 00:18:12,212 Okay. Just— 276 00:18:15,857 --> 00:18:20,726 Okay, I'm gonna say I'm sorry, butyou know, you do lie a lot. 277 00:18:20,796 --> 00:18:22,821 What have I lied about? 278 00:18:22,898 --> 00:18:26,561 You lied about the beer keg, the dent in the Vista Cruiser. 279 00:18:26,635 --> 00:18:29,263 You lied when you said you weren't taking the car out oftown. 280 00:18:29,337 --> 00:18:31,931 - You knew about that? - I do now. 281 00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:34,567 - Oh! - Ha! 282 00:18:34,643 --> 00:18:39,137 - We're even. - Oh, Dad, you've gotta be kidding me. 283 00:18:39,214 --> 00:18:41,580 Okay. 284 00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:44,346 I'm sorry I madeyou smoke all those cigarettes. 285 00:18:44,419 --> 00:18:47,286 Okay. 286 00:18:47,355 --> 00:18:49,949 Yeah, that's okay. 287 00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:52,186 Actually, I kind ofliked 'em. 288 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,319 Watch it. 289 00:18:54,396 --> 00:18:57,229 No, no. I bet they'd go great with beer. 290 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,597 So does a swift kick in the ass. 291 00:19:07,609 --> 00:19:10,442 - Jackie, get in the van! - No! 292 00:19:10,512 --> 00:19:13,948 - All right, fine! I give up. I give up! 293 00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:17,883 You can keep your stuffed animals in the van. 294 00:19:17,953 --> 00:19:20,478 Doyou really mean it? 295 00:19:20,555 --> 00:19:22,546 Yeah. But just one. 296 00:19:22,624 --> 00:19:23,886 - Five. - Two. 297 00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:25,426 - Four. - Three. 298 00:19:25,494 --> 00:19:27,428 - Four. - Deal. 299 00:19:27,496 --> 00:19:29,862 Five. 300 00:19:29,931 --> 00:19:31,922 All right, five! 301 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,367 - Six. - Fine! 302 00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:42,939 So, you have me in your tub. 303 00:19:43,011 --> 00:19:47,710 If you are trying to send a sexy message, then message received. 304 00:19:47,782 --> 00:19:52,014 Well, Fez, I know we made out in my parents' bedroom... 305 00:19:52,087 --> 00:19:54,521 and I know we Frenched in the pool house... 306 00:19:54,589 --> 00:19:57,990 and I know that may seem romantic to some people. 307 00:19:58,059 --> 00:20:00,857 Tell me something I don't know. 308 00:20:00,929 --> 00:20:03,454 I have a boyfriend. 309 00:20:06,468 --> 00:20:08,527 See? That I did not know. 310 00:20:08,603 --> 00:20:13,506 Fez, I really like you, but he's in college, and we're still faithful. 311 00:20:13,575 --> 00:20:15,941 I see. 312 00:20:16,011 --> 00:20:20,971 You know, there are manyways to remain faithful yet still have fun. 313 00:20:21,049 --> 00:20:23,074 - Really? - Oh, yes. 314 00:20:28,223 --> 00:20:31,750 That's much better. 315 00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:40,357 - Hey. - Hey. 316 00:20:42,871 --> 00:20:46,534 So, I told Bob and Midge that it was my cigarette. 317 00:20:46,608 --> 00:20:49,008 And how'd that go? 318 00:20:49,077 --> 00:20:52,410 Really good. They grounded me. 319 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,745 Cool. So what are you doing over here? 320 00:20:55,817 --> 00:20:57,978 Snuck out. 321 00:20:58,053 --> 00:21:01,386 Being grounded makes it so much naughtier. 322 00:21:03,592 --> 00:21:08,029 You know, Donna, I'm not gonna tell you what to do. 323 00:21:08,096 --> 00:21:12,032 But failing classes is not the onlyway to get attention from your parents. 324 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:15,763 I mean, for instance, a lot of girls, when they're having a bad time at home... 325 00:21:15,837 --> 00:21:18,965 just... go slutty. 326 00:21:23,211 --> 00:21:26,112 You know what, Eric? You're right. 327 00:21:26,181 --> 00:21:28,308 - Let's have sex right now. - Really? 328 00:21:28,383 --> 00:21:31,181 - No. - Stop doing that! 329 00:21:40,795 --> 00:21:42,729 - Michael, get in the van. - No. 330 00:21:42,797 --> 00:21:44,526 - Michael, get in the van! - No. 331 00:21:44,599 --> 00:21:46,328 - Get in the van! - No. 332 00:21:46,401 --> 00:21:48,335 - Michael. - No. 333 00:21:48,403 --> 00:21:51,895 - Get in the van. - No. 334 00:21:51,973 --> 00:21:53,964 Fine. 335 00:22:01,383 --> 00:22:04,819 Wait. Jackie. Jackie, it's myvan! 336 00:22:06,521 --> 00:22:08,113 Jackie!