1 00:00:06,568 --> 00:00:09,731 && 2 00:00:13,108 --> 00:00:17,442 Who's the birthdayboy? 3 00:00:20,248 --> 00:00:25,151 Who's the birthday boy? 4 00:00:26,688 --> 00:00:30,021 The, um, good-lookin' guy toyour left? 5 00:00:30,091 --> 00:00:32,116 That's right. 6 00:00:32,194 --> 00:00:35,322 & Happy, happy, happy Happy birthday, Red & 7 00:00:37,566 --> 00:00:41,935 Would the special birthday boy like a special birthday present? 8 00:00:44,873 --> 00:00:49,003 Oh! It's already unwrapped. 9 00:00:49,077 --> 00:00:54,037 And, uh... just my size too. 10 00:01:03,091 --> 00:01:05,082 Oh, my. 11 00:01:06,661 --> 00:01:09,858 Well, happy birthday to me. 12 00:01:13,101 --> 00:01:15,729 & Hangin'out& 13 00:01:17,072 --> 00:01:19,370 & Down the street& 14 00:01:20,809 --> 00:01:22,743 & The same old thing& 15 00:01:24,646 --> 00:01:26,580 & We did last week& 16 00:01:27,849 --> 00:01:31,649 & Not a thing to do & 17 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:35,053 & But talk toyou& 18 00:01:35,123 --> 00:01:37,489 & We're all all right& 19 00:01:37,559 --> 00:01:39,550 & We're all all right&& 20 00:01:39,628 --> 00:01:42,392 Hello, Wisconsin! 21 00:01:48,169 --> 00:01:50,160 - Yeah? 22 00:01:51,506 --> 00:01:53,497 - Hey, man. - Hey, what's up? 23 00:01:53,575 --> 00:01:56,408 Well, it's Red's birthday, and I gotta get him a present... 24 00:01:56,478 --> 00:02:00,244 so... where do your parents keep their booze? 25 00:02:00,315 --> 00:02:02,249 Pretty much everywhere. 26 00:02:03,985 --> 00:02:07,011 Cool. 27 00:02:07,088 --> 00:02:10,683 Okay. Red Forman— you know him, you love him. 28 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:14,320 What do you think— blueberry brandy or peach schnapps? 29 00:02:14,396 --> 00:02:16,796 Hmm, definitely the schnapps. 30 00:02:16,865 --> 00:02:19,891 My thoughts exactly. 31 00:02:19,968 --> 00:02:22,732 Ah, this one's for me. 32 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:27,369 Oh, I seeyour father left me another message. 33 00:02:27,442 --> 00:02:29,433 God, he's an ass! 34 00:02:30,512 --> 00:02:32,571 Hello. Mom, I have company. 35 00:02:32,647 --> 00:02:35,548 I didn't seeyou there, Steven. Isn't Bob an ass? 36 00:02:38,286 --> 00:02:42,746 Okay, um, my parents are freaks, and I'm sorryyou had to see that. 37 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:47,651 Oh, yeah? 38 00:02:49,864 --> 00:02:53,857 - Donna, I don't want you reading this. - Dad, Hyde's here. 39 00:02:53,935 --> 00:02:59,066 Well, you can read it 'causeyou'll appreciate it, but notyou. 40 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:02,200 - This sucks. - You want to talk about it? 41 00:03:02,277 --> 00:03:06,680 No. You know, theywanna date other people? 42 00:03:06,748 --> 00:03:09,478 - Your mom's dating? - Mm-hmm. 43 00:03:09,551 --> 00:03:11,985 So where am I? Do I have a shot? 44 00:03:14,289 --> 00:03:18,089 Could you please date my mom? That would make my life so much better, Hyde. 45 00:03:18,159 --> 00:03:21,390 Hey, call me Dad. 46 00:03:21,463 --> 00:03:23,556 But you know what the worst part is? 47 00:03:23,631 --> 00:03:27,362 Watching your parents split up and knowing there's not a damn thing you can do about it. 48 00:03:27,435 --> 00:03:29,767 Exactly. And you know what else? 49 00:03:29,838 --> 00:03:32,864 My mom moved out of their bedroom into the guest room. 50 00:03:32,941 --> 00:03:35,273 Yeah, it sucked when my dad split. 51 00:03:35,343 --> 00:03:40,371 But I can honestly say that my parents' divorce made me the man I am today. 52 00:03:40,448 --> 00:03:45,078 Oh, man. Am I gonna go crazy and think the government's out to get me too? 53 00:03:48,156 --> 00:03:50,090 The government is out to getyou. 54 00:03:51,726 --> 00:03:54,217 Okay, now, I want your father to enjoy this birthday... 55 00:03:54,295 --> 00:03:58,595 so we're all gonna try our best to make it good. 56 00:03:58,666 --> 00:04:02,329 Except for Laurie, who's going to stumble in smelling like cigarettes and beer. 57 00:04:03,905 --> 00:04:05,839 Hey, at least I'm here. 58 00:04:05,907 --> 00:04:09,707 You better be here with a present. I gaveyou $20 yesterday. 59 00:04:09,778 --> 00:04:11,541 God! Relax. 60 00:04:11,613 --> 00:04:13,638 - Oh, you can it, Laurie. - Yeah, can it, Laurie. 61 00:04:13,715 --> 00:04:16,183 - Can it, Eric. - Yeah, can it, Eric. 62 00:04:16,251 --> 00:04:17,843 - I told you to can it. - Yeah, Laurie, can it. 63 00:04:17,919 --> 00:04:20,080 - Why don't you both can it? - Can it! 64 00:04:20,155 --> 00:04:24,148 - Oh, look! It's the birthday boy! - Oh, Daddy! 65 00:04:24,225 --> 00:04:27,661 Come on in, birthday boy. Open your presents. 66 00:04:29,731 --> 00:04:33,223 I wonderwhat's in the big one. 67 00:04:33,301 --> 00:04:36,236 Is it a... Corvette? 68 00:04:44,512 --> 00:04:48,778 No, it's, uh, two-by-fours. 69 00:04:51,152 --> 00:04:53,848 For the roof. 70 00:04:53,922 --> 00:04:56,186 Oh, yeah. 71 00:04:56,257 --> 00:04:59,624 Thanks for reminding me. 72 00:04:59,694 --> 00:05:04,688 Hereyou go, Red. This'll help you forget. Happy birthday, man. 73 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,833 Daddy, this is for you. 74 00:05:08,903 --> 00:05:11,463 Well, let's see here. 75 00:05:14,108 --> 00:05:16,838 Well, seven dollars. 76 00:05:18,413 --> 00:05:21,576 Isn't that something? Thanks, sweetie. 77 00:05:24,652 --> 00:05:29,146 If I don't have $13 on my dresser bytonight, then so help me God— 78 00:05:29,224 --> 00:05:32,523 - The card cost 50 cents. - Fine. $12.50, and I want a receipt. 79 00:05:32,594 --> 00:05:34,528 Whatever. 80 00:05:34,596 --> 00:05:39,556 Okay, boys. Thank you for the wood and the booze. 81 00:05:41,903 --> 00:05:45,100 Okay, now, now, one more present. 82 00:05:46,975 --> 00:05:48,966 Ooh! 83 00:05:50,345 --> 00:05:53,337 - Underwear. - Oh, damn it. 84 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:58,114 Well, happy birthday. 85 00:05:58,186 --> 00:06:02,179 So, is the happy-birthday fun overyet? 86 00:06:02,257 --> 00:06:06,057 No. 87 00:06:06,127 --> 00:06:08,960 Bob and Midge want to take us out to dinner tonight. 88 00:06:09,030 --> 00:06:13,899 Bob and Midge? Kitty, it's my birthday! 89 00:06:13,968 --> 00:06:18,564 I know, but they likeyou, and theywantyou to have fun on your birthday, like I do. 90 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:22,371 If they really liked me, they'd leave me alone. 91 00:06:27,749 --> 00:06:31,810 Man, last night we could hear the Pinciottis fighting all theway across the driveway. 92 00:06:31,886 --> 00:06:33,820 It was horrible. 93 00:06:33,888 --> 00:06:36,584 It was all, "You're the devil, Midge!" 94 00:06:36,658 --> 00:06:40,651 And— "Oh, Bob, shut up!" 95 00:06:43,464 --> 00:06:47,025 "Oh, Bob, shut up!" 96 00:06:47,101 --> 00:06:49,035 That's classic. 97 00:06:49,103 --> 00:06:53,233 Man, if you get any dumber, you're gonna need a helmet. 98 00:06:54,943 --> 00:06:57,070 What a bummer for Donna, huh? 99 00:06:57,145 --> 00:07:00,410 - I can't believe they're sleeping in separate bedrooms. - Yeah, I know. 100 00:07:00,481 --> 00:07:03,143 Wait, I don't know. What areyou talking about? 101 00:07:03,217 --> 00:07:07,051 Well, Hyde knows something about Donna that Eric does not know. 102 00:07:07,121 --> 00:07:11,490 This is an interesting development. Let's watch. 103 00:07:11,559 --> 00:07:14,050 Midge is sleeping in the guest bedroom, man. 104 00:07:14,128 --> 00:07:16,756 How did you know that? Did Donna tell you that? 105 00:07:16,831 --> 00:07:18,992 Look, Forman, it's not a big deal. 106 00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:22,594 I guess she's just telling me stuff that she's not telling you. 107 00:07:24,706 --> 00:07:27,698 See, this is why communication is so important. 108 00:07:27,775 --> 00:07:31,506 - Michael and I always— - Excuse me. We were talking about Donna and me. 109 00:07:31,579 --> 00:07:33,911 Oh, hush. No one cares. 110 00:07:33,982 --> 00:07:37,850 Now, Michael never keeps secrets from me. Doyou, sweetie? 111 00:07:37,919 --> 00:07:39,853 Huh? 112 00:07:39,921 --> 00:07:42,151 Uh, no, no. Never. 113 00:07:42,223 --> 00:07:44,919 Michael, you hesitated. Why'd you hesitate? 114 00:07:44,993 --> 00:07:48,087 No, I didn't hesitate. Did I, Hyde? 115 00:07:48,162 --> 00:07:51,654 - Yup. - Fez? 116 00:07:51,733 --> 00:07:54,896 Yes, if you really loved her, you would not have hesitated. 117 00:07:56,638 --> 00:07:59,766 - Conversation, Michael! The van, now! - No! No! 118 00:07:59,841 --> 00:08:03,607 I didn't hesitate! You guys are dead! 119 00:08:06,314 --> 00:08:08,805 Well, so what doyou think, birthday boy? 120 00:08:08,883 --> 00:08:11,613 'Cause I think it's gonna be fine. 121 00:08:11,686 --> 00:08:14,883 Well, you know, good food, old friends. 122 00:08:14,956 --> 00:08:17,322 This might not be too bad, Kitty. 123 00:08:17,392 --> 00:08:20,225 Hey, hey! The gang's all here. 124 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:26,760 - This is my date, Carol. - And this is my date, Ted. 125 00:08:28,302 --> 00:08:30,532 You brought... dates? 126 00:08:30,605 --> 00:08:33,233 We sure did. 127 00:08:37,045 --> 00:08:39,513 Happy birthday! 128 00:08:46,487 --> 00:08:49,081 Yeah, Carol here is just terrific. 129 00:08:49,156 --> 00:08:52,523 - She loves horses. - I love horses. 130 00:08:54,762 --> 00:08:57,754 And Ted's a marriage counselor. 131 00:08:59,433 --> 00:09:04,234 Well, you have just done a lovelyjob with these two. 132 00:09:04,305 --> 00:09:07,069 Hey, thanks! Hoo-ha! 133 00:09:08,475 --> 00:09:10,636 Right. 134 00:09:10,711 --> 00:09:15,011 So, you two are gonna saveyour marriage by dating strangers. 135 00:09:15,082 --> 00:09:17,016 Great. 136 00:09:17,084 --> 00:09:20,076 When you say it like that, Red, it sounds stupid. 137 00:09:20,154 --> 00:09:24,648 Okay, Midge. Say it so it doesn't sound stupid. 138 00:09:24,725 --> 00:09:26,659 Okay, here. 139 00:09:26,727 --> 00:09:30,823 Maybe this cheese toast will makeyour birthday happy. 140 00:09:30,898 --> 00:09:33,890 No, Kitty, I think I've lost my appetite. 141 00:09:36,303 --> 00:09:39,898 God, that is a great-lookin' T-bone. 142 00:09:39,974 --> 00:09:43,375 - Is there butter on this? - Hoo-ha! 143 00:09:45,079 --> 00:09:47,013 Right. 144 00:09:47,081 --> 00:09:49,379 Now, I'm gonna eat this steak... 145 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:51,941 but first I'm gonna make a birthdaywish. 146 00:09:52,019 --> 00:09:54,180 Here it is. 147 00:09:54,255 --> 00:09:58,385 I wish everyone would shut up. 148 00:10:11,672 --> 00:10:15,164 - Something wrong? - No. 149 00:10:15,242 --> 00:10:17,574 So, is there anything on your mind? 150 00:10:17,645 --> 00:10:20,205 - Anything you might wanna talk to— - No. 151 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:24,373 Don't take no for an answer. She talked to Hyde. 152 00:10:24,451 --> 00:10:27,943 Get her to talk toyou. Oh, my God. That can't be her tongue, can it? 153 00:10:28,022 --> 00:10:31,458 How is she doing that? So... soft. 154 00:10:31,525 --> 00:10:34,050 So— Wait! Focus! Talk. 155 00:10:35,262 --> 00:10:38,527 So, uh, nothing on your mind? 156 00:10:38,599 --> 00:10:41,261 Noth— 157 00:10:41,335 --> 00:10:44,771 That's a pretty little shirt. 158 00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:48,540 Holy God, she's sucking my tongue. 159 00:10:48,609 --> 00:10:51,100 She's sucking my tongue. Oh, my God. 160 00:10:51,178 --> 00:10:54,341 Even her spit is sweet. It's like liquid Jolly Rancher. 161 00:10:54,415 --> 00:10:57,509 There's something wrong with me. No, there's not. I'm 17. Wait! 162 00:10:57,584 --> 00:11:00,314 So nothing... 163 00:11:00,387 --> 00:11:02,651 uh, to confide... 164 00:11:02,723 --> 00:11:06,352 in me, Eric, your boyfriend? 165 00:11:08,162 --> 00:11:10,255 Well, okay, here's something. 166 00:11:10,331 --> 00:11:12,265 I love making out with you. 167 00:11:14,168 --> 00:11:16,659 There. So we talked. 168 00:11:16,737 --> 00:11:19,228 Yeah, that was nice. 169 00:11:21,308 --> 00:11:24,539 Horses are beautiful, and they're very smart. 170 00:11:24,611 --> 00:11:27,011 They can count, you know. 171 00:11:29,116 --> 00:11:33,485 Oh, honey, honey. You just— You just gotta shut up. 172 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:36,717 Speaking of, has anyone read Equus? 173 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,384 I gave a copy to Midge, but, no offense, sweetie... 174 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:41,655 it may be a little too deep for her. 175 00:11:41,729 --> 00:11:45,529 Wait a minute. What do you mean, "no offense"? 176 00:11:45,599 --> 00:11:48,067 Well, I mean don't be offended. 177 00:11:48,135 --> 00:11:51,571 Oh! 178 00:11:51,638 --> 00:11:55,699 Listen, you insult mywife one more time, you're gonna be wearing your steak as a hat. 179 00:11:55,776 --> 00:11:58,267 Hey, I'm sorry. 180 00:11:58,345 --> 00:12:01,178 Oh, Bob, that was so sweet... 181 00:12:01,248 --> 00:12:05,309 like in high school when you used to hit people just for looking at me. 182 00:12:05,386 --> 00:12:08,378 - Remember? - Of course I remember. 183 00:12:08,455 --> 00:12:11,583 I still have the scar from Joe Abbruzzi's dental plate. 184 00:12:11,658 --> 00:12:14,491 Mmm. You big bear. 185 00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:16,552 Roar! 186 00:12:21,435 --> 00:12:25,132 I, uh, left mywallet in the car, Midge. 187 00:12:26,407 --> 00:12:29,843 Oh, I left my... sex with Bob in the car. 188 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,901 Bye! 189 00:12:34,081 --> 00:12:36,072 Check, please. 190 00:12:38,052 --> 00:12:42,421 Ah. Thereyou go. That's for you. 191 00:12:42,489 --> 00:12:44,480 Come on, Kitty. 192 00:12:46,427 --> 00:12:50,625 Donna wouldn't even talk to me. She just kept sticking her tongue down my throat. 193 00:12:50,697 --> 00:12:54,189 Oh, boohoo, Forman. 194 00:12:54,268 --> 00:12:59,001 You get to fool around with a totally hot chick and never have to talk about her feelings? 195 00:12:59,073 --> 00:13:03,908 - You poor French-kissing bastard. - Yeah, Hyde's right. 196 00:13:03,977 --> 00:13:06,138 One time I asked Jackie what was wrong... 197 00:13:06,213 --> 00:13:09,808 and she didn't shut up for, like, three straight days. 198 00:13:09,883 --> 00:13:14,252 You know, Kelso, sometimes you do not know what you have until it is gone. 199 00:13:14,321 --> 00:13:16,812 And then someone else has it, and it is notyou... 200 00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:19,859 and then that someone else is really happy. 201 00:13:21,562 --> 00:13:23,996 - What areyou talking about? - You don't know what he's talking about? 202 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,032 That's it. Get the helmet. 203 00:13:27,101 --> 00:13:29,035 Kelso, put this on. 204 00:13:29,103 --> 00:13:32,971 Shut up. I'm not putting the helmet on. And what areyou talking about? 205 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:36,669 I'll tell you what I'm talking about if you put the helmet on. 206 00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:40,436 Fine. 207 00:13:45,986 --> 00:13:48,614 If you don't take care ofJackie, you are going to lose her. 208 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:52,955 That's just stupid. 209 00:13:53,026 --> 00:13:57,360 Look, Hyde, all I know is you're talking to my girlfriend, and I don't like it. 210 00:13:57,431 --> 00:14:01,367 Hey, man, I was friends with Donna before you ever became her little boyfriend. 211 00:14:01,435 --> 00:14:05,599 - Hyde, you're pissing me off. - Why don't you think, Forman? 212 00:14:05,672 --> 00:14:08,664 You get to make out with one of the hottest chicks in Wisconsin... 213 00:14:08,742 --> 00:14:11,540 while I'm being all sympathetic and relating my crappy life to her... 214 00:14:11,612 --> 00:14:13,603 and I'm pissing you off? 215 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:18,208 You're supposed to be the friend, and I'm supposed to be the make-out guy. 216 00:14:18,285 --> 00:14:20,879 Now that I think about it, you're pissing me off! 217 00:14:27,161 --> 00:14:29,994 What the hell kind of a world are we living in? 218 00:14:30,063 --> 00:14:31,997 Hey! Let's date other people. 219 00:14:32,065 --> 00:14:36,058 Hey! Let's date other people, but ditch 'em and do it in a car! 220 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,127 That's enlightened? 221 00:14:38,205 --> 00:14:42,665 In my daywe called them degenerates, and we stoned them... 222 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:44,734 with big rocks. 223 00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:48,347 Oh, you did not. 224 00:14:48,415 --> 00:14:50,406 Well, we should've. 225 00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:53,910 Well, you know... 226 00:14:53,987 --> 00:14:58,583 your birthday's not over for another two hours. 227 00:14:58,659 --> 00:15:01,184 Ah, Kitty. 228 00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:04,890 We have no ceiling on our bedroom. 229 00:15:04,965 --> 00:15:07,456 What if a plane flew over? 230 00:15:09,136 --> 00:15:12,128 Okay. Well, the kids are out. 231 00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:15,903 There's a big, comfy couch in the living room. 232 00:15:20,814 --> 00:15:23,578 You know what I love about you? 233 00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:25,641 What? 234 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,348 Lots of stuff. 235 00:15:29,423 --> 00:15:31,653 Come on. 236 00:15:31,725 --> 00:15:35,161 I'll, uh... raceyou! 237 00:15:37,531 --> 00:15:40,432 Hey, Red, Mrs. Forman. How was your night? 238 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,968 What the hell areyou doing in my living room? 239 00:15:43,036 --> 00:15:46,631 Watching Star Trek, in color. 240 00:15:46,707 --> 00:15:50,108 See that guy? He's one side black and one side white. 241 00:15:50,177 --> 00:15:54,273 And the other guy is one side white and one side black. 242 00:15:54,348 --> 00:15:57,112 In color. 243 00:15:57,184 --> 00:16:01,587 This house is always littered with kids. 244 00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:05,250 It's like we're Mormons. 245 00:16:05,325 --> 00:16:08,226 Okay, come on. Follow me, sailor. 246 00:16:09,563 --> 00:16:11,554 Red needs to control his anger. 247 00:16:11,632 --> 00:16:13,623 I heard that. 248 00:16:18,105 --> 00:16:21,040 Oh, I know! Let's go to the basement. 249 00:16:21,108 --> 00:16:23,338 Oh, Kitty. 250 00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:26,345 I just want this day to be over. 251 00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:28,881 No. 252 00:16:28,949 --> 00:16:31,509 This day is not over. 253 00:16:31,585 --> 00:16:34,076 I wanted you to have a nice birthday. 254 00:16:34,154 --> 00:16:36,645 Sometimes birthdays are not just about you. 255 00:16:36,723 --> 00:16:40,716 They are about the people around you who want you to have a nice birthday. 256 00:16:40,794 --> 00:16:42,728 So, it's about me. 257 00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:46,288 Now, get downstairs and get those pants off, mister! 258 00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:48,357 Okay, move it! 259 00:16:52,673 --> 00:16:55,665 Donna. I'm glad you're here. 260 00:16:55,742 --> 00:16:58,233 I've been thinking about this a lot... 261 00:16:58,312 --> 00:17:01,145 and, uh... I'm not mad anymore. 262 00:17:01,214 --> 00:17:03,148 Okay. 263 00:17:04,518 --> 00:17:06,452 Mad about what? 264 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,889 Oh, well, uh, Hyde told me thatyou two talked aboutyour home situation. 265 00:17:10,957 --> 00:17:13,255 - You guys talked about me? - Yeah. 266 00:17:13,327 --> 00:17:16,387 Well, see, but Kelso was wearing a helmet... 267 00:17:16,463 --> 00:17:19,057 so he only heard, like, half of it. 268 00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:21,726 And, uh, I'm not really sure about Fez's grasp of English. 269 00:17:21,802 --> 00:17:24,566 I mean, he nods a lot, but— 270 00:17:24,638 --> 00:17:27,072 I can't believeyou guys talked about me! 271 00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:32,339 Well... to be honest, it was a lot of Hyde... 272 00:17:32,412 --> 00:17:35,813 with the, uh, "Donna and the parents and the separate bedrooms." 273 00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:40,114 I'm, like, "Whoa. Hold up there, Hyde. I don't think she'd likeyou talking about"-- 274 00:17:40,187 --> 00:17:43,554 - God! - No! I— 275 00:17:43,623 --> 00:17:46,057 Just hear me out, 'cause... 276 00:17:46,126 --> 00:17:49,823 I don't know why you talked to Hyde, but... 277 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,830 I forgive you. 278 00:17:55,836 --> 00:17:57,770 You forgive me? 279 00:17:57,838 --> 00:18:03,071 No, what I'm saying— You don't have to do that anymore because I'm here for you. 280 00:18:03,143 --> 00:18:05,976 Okay, thanks loads, Eric... 281 00:18:06,046 --> 00:18:08,606 butyou can't help me with this. 282 00:18:08,682 --> 00:18:11,276 Your family is a family. 283 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:14,787 To be fair, you didn't even give me a chance. You never came to me with this. 284 00:18:14,855 --> 00:18:17,915 All right, fine. You want to be a part of this whole thing? 285 00:18:17,991 --> 00:18:22,018 You do? Fine. My parents, they're on a frickin' date right now. 286 00:18:22,095 --> 00:18:24,757 Well, you know, that's nice. 287 00:18:26,566 --> 00:18:28,397 With other people. 288 00:18:28,468 --> 00:18:31,028 The more, the merrier. Takes some of the pressure off. 289 00:18:31,104 --> 00:18:33,538 No— They're each dating the other people. 290 00:18:33,607 --> 00:18:35,541 But they're married. 291 00:18:35,609 --> 00:18:37,941 Oh, God! 292 00:18:39,212 --> 00:18:41,942 - See? - I mean— I don't know. 293 00:18:42,015 --> 00:18:45,917 Hey, Donna, Eric, glad you're here. Great news. 294 00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:48,250 Your father and I had sex. 295 00:18:48,321 --> 00:18:50,653 Oh, my God. 296 00:18:51,858 --> 00:18:54,349 - In the car. - Oh, my God. 297 00:18:54,428 --> 00:18:58,262 Well, that's super! Right? Isn't that super, Donna? 298 00:18:58,331 --> 00:19:01,129 So, areyou guys, like, back together? 299 00:19:01,201 --> 00:19:04,261 - Oh, no. - Yeah, why ruin a good thing? 300 00:19:12,245 --> 00:19:14,213 Okay. 301 00:19:14,281 --> 00:19:17,114 So, what's your take on that? 302 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,211 I got nothing. 303 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:28,219 What am I gonna do? 304 00:19:29,529 --> 00:19:31,463 I don't know. 305 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:37,061 So... hey! 306 00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:40,470 Who's your stupid boyfriend? 307 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:43,100 Uh, you are. 308 00:19:43,176 --> 00:19:46,168 At least I'm trying to get smarter, right? 309 00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:51,542 Thank you. 310 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,389 Say it. 311 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,789 I do not keep secrets from you. 312 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:03,387 - Again. - I do not keep secrets from you. 313 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,795 - Again. - I do not keep secrets— 314 00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:08,699 Ay, shut up! 315 00:20:08,768 --> 00:20:10,827 I am going insane. 316 00:20:10,904 --> 00:20:15,603 Kelso, if you want to possess a woman, this is what you need to do. 317 00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:19,044 I, as a mortal... 318 00:20:19,112 --> 00:20:22,604 I'm not worthy of your love. 319 00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:25,913 You are a goddess, and I worshipyou. 320 00:20:25,986 --> 00:20:28,887 And I dedicate every moment of mywaking life... 321 00:20:28,955 --> 00:20:30,980 toyourjoy. 322 00:20:34,461 --> 00:20:36,395 Okay, what he said. 323 00:20:38,265 --> 00:20:40,256 Oh, Michael! 324 00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:55,643 Well. 325 00:20:55,715 --> 00:21:00,049 I don't know any Mormons that do that. 326 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:03,112 - Not without a permit anyway. 327 00:21:05,492 --> 00:21:07,483 You know, Kitty... 328 00:21:07,561 --> 00:21:10,052 this ended up being a pretty good birthday after all. 329 00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:12,724 Oh, yea! 330 00:21:12,799 --> 00:21:15,199 - Happy birthday. - Thanks. 331 00:21:15,268 --> 00:21:17,429 - Mmm. 332 00:21:17,504 --> 00:21:20,337 What is this? 333 00:21:20,407 --> 00:21:22,398 Ah, corn chips. 334 00:21:23,843 --> 00:21:25,834 Birthday boy. 335 00:21:28,415 --> 00:21:30,349 Mmm. 336 00:21:35,021 --> 00:21:37,888 Something's not right here, man. 337 00:21:37,958 --> 00:21:41,951 I'm getting a reallyweird vibe like before a tornado... 338 00:21:43,363 --> 00:21:45,593 or Dracula. 339 00:21:45,665 --> 00:21:49,260 Something... bad has happened here. 340 00:21:49,336 --> 00:21:51,270 Something horrible. 341 00:21:51,338 --> 00:21:55,536 Michael! Michael, I'm frightened. 342 00:21:55,609 --> 00:22:00,376 Well, whatever it was, it made the couch nice and warm. 343 00:22:02,649 --> 00:22:05,015 Someone's been eating my chips.