1 00:00:09,465 --> 00:00:12,923 So, um, Laurie's almost all packed. 2 00:00:13,002 --> 00:00:16,062 I can't believe my little girl is moving out. 3 00:00:16,138 --> 00:00:18,368 Which reminds me— 4 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,840 When are you leaving? 5 00:00:28,817 --> 00:00:32,412 Never, 'cause I love it here! 6 00:00:34,323 --> 00:00:36,416 Right. 7 00:00:36,492 --> 00:00:38,983 Kitty, doyou really think this is a good idea? 8 00:00:39,061 --> 00:00:41,894 I mean, it might be a little soon for her to be on her own. 9 00:00:41,964 --> 00:00:45,195 Red, she is gonna be fine. She's gonna split rent with a girlfriend. 10 00:00:45,267 --> 00:00:48,395 - She doesn't even have a job! - Well, she is gonna get a job. 11 00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:50,700 Oh, that reminds me— Uh, can I have her room? 12 00:00:50,773 --> 00:00:53,503 No, I already gave it to Steven. 13 00:00:54,510 --> 00:00:57,206 But I'm your son... 14 00:00:57,279 --> 00:00:59,645 Daddy. 15 00:01:04,853 --> 00:01:10,052 - Oh, man, would you look at this place? It's kinda girlie. - It's a girl's room, Hyde. 16 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:13,788 Oh, so all those guys, theywere just passing through? 17 00:01:17,132 --> 00:01:19,430 Well, that's over. 18 00:01:19,501 --> 00:01:23,437 Welcome to Hydeville, baby. 19 00:01:23,505 --> 00:01:26,941 You know, if I cared about this dump at all, that would totally creep me out. 20 00:01:27,009 --> 00:01:29,705 Come on, Laurie. You're gonna miss your room. 21 00:01:29,778 --> 00:01:34,340 It's not likeyou have no feelings... ever... about anything. 22 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,951 Yes! I'm so psyched! 23 00:01:41,023 --> 00:01:45,084 Oh, did you finally figure out how a thermos works? 24 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,857 No, I'm psyched about your new place, you know? 25 00:01:48,931 --> 00:01:53,595 'Cause wheneverwe fool around here I'm always afraid that Jackie's gonna catch us. 26 00:01:53,669 --> 00:01:56,502 I don't wanna hurt her, 'cause I love her. 27 00:01:59,541 --> 00:02:01,941 You know? So this is great. It solves everything. 28 00:02:02,010 --> 00:02:04,103 Kelso, you are not allowed... 29 00:02:04,179 --> 00:02:08,479 - anywhere near my new place ever! - Laurie— 30 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:11,951 You know what? You freaks, you got about two minutes to deal with this little drama here. 31 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:14,750 Then get the hell out of my room! 32 00:02:14,823 --> 00:02:18,782 Whoa. I see what's going on here. You're breaking up with me. 33 00:02:18,861 --> 00:02:23,730 No, for me to break up with you, there would have to be something between us to break. 34 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:27,598 Oh! Uh— 35 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:36,909 - I cannot believe thatyou are being such a— - Bitch? 36 00:02:36,979 --> 00:02:38,970 Duh! 37 00:02:40,449 --> 00:02:43,612 Look, Kelso, it was fun and sweaty and all... 38 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:48,486 butyou're just the guy I fooled around with when there was nothing good on TV. 39 00:02:48,557 --> 00:02:50,491 Sorry. 40 00:02:50,559 --> 00:02:54,620 Well, maybe there won't be anything good on TV atyour new place! 41 00:02:56,231 --> 00:02:58,597 Aw, damn! There's always somethin' good on TV! 42 00:02:59,601 --> 00:03:01,535 & Hangin'out& 43 00:03:03,472 --> 00:03:06,100 & Down the street& 44 00:03:07,209 --> 00:03:09,803 & The same old thing& 45 00:03:11,046 --> 00:03:13,241 & We did last week& 46 00:03:14,249 --> 00:03:18,049 & Not a thing to do & 47 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,453 & But talk toyou& 48 00:03:21,523 --> 00:03:23,889 & We're all all right& 49 00:03:23,959 --> 00:03:25,950 & We're all all right && 50 00:03:26,028 --> 00:03:29,122 Hello, Wisconsin! 51 00:03:37,773 --> 00:03:41,265 Hey, Kelso, look who's here. I t's J ackie. 52 00:03:42,311 --> 00:03:45,280 Hi, Jackie. 53 00:03:45,347 --> 00:03:48,805 God, Laurie, I can't believe you're moving. I know we didn't spend much time together... 54 00:03:48,884 --> 00:03:54,550 but I think some of my good taste was rubbing off on you, and I'm so happy for that. 55 00:03:54,623 --> 00:03:59,822 Thanks, Jackie. I'm gonna miss you too. 56 00:03:59,895 --> 00:04:02,125 Oh, hey, Kelso, I almost forgot. 57 00:04:02,197 --> 00:04:05,291 I found a T-shirt ofyours when I was cleaning out my room. 58 00:04:06,969 --> 00:04:10,530 Say, how'd that get there? 59 00:04:13,041 --> 00:04:17,774 That's funny. Huh! N-No, this isn't even mine. 60 00:04:17,846 --> 00:04:19,837 Yeah, I know. This must be Eric's shirt. 61 00:04:22,718 --> 00:04:25,983 Your Mom sewed your name in it, Michael. 62 00:04:26,054 --> 00:04:30,889 Man, Eric's gonna be pissed, huh? 63 00:04:35,697 --> 00:04:41,533 Jackie, I— See, I borrowed Eric's shirt, 'cause mine wasn't working right... 64 00:04:41,603 --> 00:04:44,834 and then my mom must've sewn my name in it. 65 00:04:48,343 --> 00:04:51,005 - Hmm, I don't know, Michael. - What, doyou think I'm lying? 66 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:55,539 Jackie, if I were lying, I'd come upwith a lot better lie than that. 67 00:04:55,617 --> 00:04:57,881 Yeah, you'd think so. 68 00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:04,450 So, Laurie's definitely moving out? 69 00:05:04,526 --> 00:05:06,994 And it's definitely over with her and Kelso? 70 00:05:07,062 --> 00:05:09,860 Well, she is moving all the way across town. 71 00:05:09,932 --> 00:05:12,093 I mean, she is slutty, but... 72 00:05:15,203 --> 00:05:17,694 - I mean, she hates to commute, so— - Good. 73 00:05:17,773 --> 00:05:21,869 Good, because Kelso's a rat bastard, and I'm not covering for him. 74 00:05:21,944 --> 00:05:24,970 Look, Donna— relax. It's over. 75 00:05:25,047 --> 00:05:28,278 So now you can get back to pleasing your man. 76 00:05:33,155 --> 00:05:35,680 Eric, please leave. I have to talk to Donna alone. 77 00:05:35,757 --> 00:05:39,557 Well, okay, 'cause, I mean, it's not like this is my home or any— 78 00:05:39,628 --> 00:05:42,062 Eric! 79 00:05:45,801 --> 00:05:47,792 Hmm. 80 00:05:50,772 --> 00:05:53,570 Jackie, you have something you want to ask me? 81 00:05:53,642 --> 00:05:56,577 See, I'm kind ofworried about Michael and Laurie. 82 00:05:56,645 --> 00:06:00,046 I mean, she found his T-shirt in her room, and he said it wasn't his... 83 00:06:00,115 --> 00:06:02,640 even though it had his name in it. 84 00:06:02,718 --> 00:06:05,812 At that time I believed him, but now I can't rememberwhy. 85 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:09,550 But ifthere is something going on, I think I want to know. 86 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:13,823 But I don'twant to know. God, I don't even know if I want to know. You know? 87 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:16,193 I'm supposed to say— 88 00:06:16,264 --> 00:06:18,698 Donna, you're supposed to say that there's nothing going on... 89 00:06:18,767 --> 00:06:22,396 that Michael loves me, and we're together, and that's all that matters. 90 00:06:22,471 --> 00:06:25,497 - That sounds good. - God, you're so naive! 91 00:06:25,574 --> 00:06:27,940 Isn't there, like, someone else you could talk to about this? 92 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:32,913 Yeah, well, I used to have this pen pal in Nicaragua... 93 00:06:32,981 --> 00:06:35,245 but she just stopped writing after this hurricane thingy. 94 00:06:41,289 --> 00:06:43,621 Your new room is very pretty— 95 00:06:46,428 --> 00:06:49,056 like a flower or a girl. 96 00:06:50,565 --> 00:06:53,693 You know, people might see this room and think you are a gay. 97 00:06:58,140 --> 00:07:00,301 I don't think so, Fez. 98 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:04,402 Oh, Hyde, you would be surprised how easily people can make that mistake. 99 00:07:11,186 --> 00:07:15,452 - Hey, Hyde, thanks for your help with Jackie, man. - Sure thing, man. 100 00:07:16,758 --> 00:07:20,421 Okay, Hyde, doyou know what sarcasm is? 101 00:07:22,764 --> 00:07:24,755 No. 102 00:07:27,436 --> 00:07:31,702 - Hyde, man, you almost got me caught. - I almost got you caught? 103 00:07:31,773 --> 00:07:35,300 "My mom sewed my name in Eric's shirt"? 104 00:07:36,712 --> 00:07:38,942 You are so lame, man. 105 00:07:39,014 --> 00:07:42,450 Well, you know, halfthe time you act likeyou want me to get caught. 106 00:07:42,517 --> 00:07:45,782 Kelso, you're my friend. I don't want you to get caught. 107 00:07:45,854 --> 00:07:49,449 'Cause if you get caught, then my fun is over. Okay? 108 00:07:49,524 --> 00:07:53,358 So I'm just trying to prolong your suffering. 109 00:07:53,428 --> 00:07:59,128 Well, okay. That's a little better. 110 00:07:59,201 --> 00:08:01,761 - All right. Friends for life, baby. - Yeah. 111 00:08:08,643 --> 00:08:14,172 - Well, Steven's getting all settled in. - He better not change anything. 112 00:08:14,249 --> 00:08:17,343 I don't want him messing with my little girl's room. 113 00:08:18,453 --> 00:08:23,413 You know how he is— messy, dirty, foul. 114 00:08:23,492 --> 00:08:26,620 - What if she has to move back home? - Oh, Red, she is gonna be fine. 115 00:08:26,695 --> 00:08:30,529 Oh, I know, Kitty. You think that she's all grown up... 116 00:08:30,599 --> 00:08:32,692 But there's still a lot that she doesn't know. 117 00:08:32,768 --> 00:08:37,205 I mean, what ifher place doesn't have a dead bolt or a smoke detector? 118 00:08:37,272 --> 00:08:41,333 Red, you don't have to baby her. She's 20. 119 00:08:41,409 --> 00:08:46,005 You're never too old to burn to death in a fire. 120 00:08:54,222 --> 00:08:58,283 Ah, would you look at this? She even found a place in a nice neighborhood. 121 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,351 Ain't she somethin'? 122 00:09:03,231 --> 00:09:05,563 Well, I hope she hasn't had breakfastyet... 123 00:09:05,634 --> 00:09:07,625 or a fire. 124 00:09:11,173 --> 00:09:13,300 Can I help you? 125 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:16,037 Ehh, no. We've got the wrong apartment, I guess. 126 00:09:16,111 --> 00:09:18,545 - Sorry. - Not a problem. 127 00:09:18,613 --> 00:09:20,877 Now wait. Is... Laurie there? 128 00:09:20,949 --> 00:09:24,885 Oh, yeah. Uh, hold on a sec. Honey? 129 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:34,826 Oh. Hi, Daddy. 130 00:09:55,083 --> 00:09:58,109 - Damn it all to hell! - Honey, what's wrong? 131 00:09:58,186 --> 00:10:00,916 What's wrong? Everything is wrong. Damn kids today. 132 00:10:00,989 --> 00:10:06,393 Theywouldn't know responsibility ifit walked up and bit 'em in the ass! 133 00:10:06,461 --> 00:10:10,522 Get a job? Hah! It's just party all night... 134 00:10:10,599 --> 00:10:15,559 dance all day and sex everywhere in between. 135 00:10:16,672 --> 00:10:18,663 Sickening! 136 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:22,369 - Laurie's living with a boy. - Yes. 137 00:10:24,079 --> 00:10:28,175 Just—Just one boy, right? 138 00:10:29,384 --> 00:10:31,579 Yeah, I think so. 139 00:10:31,653 --> 00:10:34,679 Well, now, see? It could've been worse. 140 00:10:39,094 --> 00:10:43,121 Laurie's busted. This is— and I don't think I'm exaggerating here— 141 00:10:43,198 --> 00:10:47,225 the greatest day in the history oftime. 142 00:10:48,337 --> 00:10:50,965 Except maybe the day cheese was invented. 143 00:10:52,007 --> 00:10:53,998 I love the cheese. 144 00:10:55,477 --> 00:10:57,468 Wow, man. 145 00:10:57,546 --> 00:11:00,982 She's gone one day, and she's already got a new guy. 146 00:11:01,049 --> 00:11:03,244 Kelso, you heartbreaker, you. 147 00:11:04,252 --> 00:11:06,720 I'm having a horrible day. 148 00:11:06,788 --> 00:11:09,882 I mean, Laurie's gone and Jackie's all suspicious of me. 149 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:12,620 And I'm gettin' no lovin'. None. 150 00:11:12,694 --> 00:11:15,663 I can't be me without lovin'. 151 00:11:15,731 --> 00:11:17,665 Kelso— 152 00:11:17,733 --> 00:11:21,396 if you want to keepJackie, man— and, trust me, you don't— 153 00:11:21,470 --> 00:11:23,631 you gotta act innocent, okay? 154 00:11:23,705 --> 00:11:27,801 Let's practice. So, did you fool around with Laurie? 155 00:11:27,876 --> 00:11:29,867 You know I did! 156 00:11:30,912 --> 00:11:33,574 Dumb-ass! No, man! Complete denial. 157 00:11:33,648 --> 00:11:36,549 Watergate. Learn. 158 00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:39,816 Did you fool around with Laurie? 159 00:11:39,888 --> 00:11:44,518 Yeah. Wait, no. I mean, no. Wait, I mean, yeah. 160 00:11:44,593 --> 00:11:47,562 Now, see, this isn't gonna work! 161 00:11:47,629 --> 00:11:49,790 It was just so perfect. 162 00:11:49,865 --> 00:11:54,302 If I could go back in time, I'd just relive that moment over and over again. 163 00:11:55,303 --> 00:11:57,328 "Hi, Daddy." 164 00:11:57,406 --> 00:12:00,068 "Hi, Daddy." 165 00:12:00,142 --> 00:12:02,076 "Hi, Daddy." 166 00:12:05,647 --> 00:12:08,980 Just tell Jackie the truth. Then if she leaves you for another man... 167 00:12:09,051 --> 00:12:12,817 whoever he might be, no hard feelings. 168 00:12:13,955 --> 00:12:16,116 You do not need Jackie— 169 00:12:16,191 --> 00:12:19,888 sweet, luscious Jackie. 170 00:12:19,961 --> 00:12:23,055 You are an evil, little, foreign man. 171 00:12:23,131 --> 00:12:25,190 Don't ever change. 172 00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:28,395 Look, Kelso, all right? I'll help you out with Jackie, man. 173 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:32,167 I'll talkyou through thewhole thing, step by step. 174 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:36,506 Thanks, man. You know, I guess itwas wrong, what I did with Laurie. 175 00:12:36,578 --> 00:12:40,639 But I was just amusing myself, you know? And that's the key to life, right? 176 00:12:40,715 --> 00:12:43,149 Never stop amusing yourself. 177 00:12:45,821 --> 00:12:48,756 Unless it starts to chafe. 178 00:12:48,824 --> 00:12:52,055 Then you should take a week off. 179 00:12:52,127 --> 00:12:54,118 It's almost Tuesday, right? 180 00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:00,833 Eric, I'm asking you— 181 00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:03,268 Have I been a bad father? 182 00:13:03,338 --> 00:13:07,434 Maybe I've been too hard on her. 183 00:13:07,509 --> 00:13:09,670 I mean, for God's sakes... 184 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:12,840 I think I'm a fair man. 185 00:13:13,849 --> 00:13:16,613 Right? 186 00:13:16,685 --> 00:13:18,846 Eric, I'm talking toyou. 187 00:13:20,155 --> 00:13:22,316 Does this need more mayonnaise? 188 00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:24,722 - Get outta here! - Thank you. 189 00:13:27,062 --> 00:13:30,691 Boy, Kitty, we got a pair to beat a full house, that's for sure. 190 00:13:30,765 --> 00:13:32,756 Well, Red, relax. You're overreacting. 191 00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:35,359 I'm overreacting? 192 00:13:35,437 --> 00:13:40,340 Well, I'll tell you what, Kitty. People are gonna talk. Her livin' with that guy? 193 00:13:40,408 --> 00:13:45,641 Red, it doesn't matter if people talk. Laurie is still a part of this family... 194 00:13:45,714 --> 00:13:48,205 which is why I invited her to dinner tonight. 195 00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:50,513 Oh, no, no, no, Kitty. I'm not ready for that. 196 00:13:50,585 --> 00:13:53,349 Oh, that's sweet— 197 00:13:53,421 --> 00:13:57,221 - the wayyou say that likeyou have a choice. 198 00:13:57,292 --> 00:13:59,419 Look, Kitty— 199 00:13:59,494 --> 00:14:01,428 She's coming. 200 00:14:07,269 --> 00:14:10,466 Well, I'm glad we're all eating dinner together as a family. 201 00:14:10,539 --> 00:14:12,530 - Yeah, it's nice. - Mm-hmm. 202 00:14:12,607 --> 00:14:16,566 Especially since Laurie could make it from all the way across town... where she lives... 203 00:14:16,645 --> 00:14:18,977 with some guy... 204 00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:21,038 in sin. 205 00:14:22,184 --> 00:14:25,483 - Areyou ever gonna hit puberty? - Oh. Ow. 206 00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:27,852 But you know... 207 00:14:27,923 --> 00:14:32,826 what's really sad is thatyou got no respect foryourself... 208 00:14:32,894 --> 00:14:35,590 - or this family. - Daddy! 209 00:14:35,664 --> 00:14:39,031 Well, he's not wrong. 210 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:41,500 - But— But Daddy— - Red! 211 00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:46,473 Well, Kitty, who's gonna buy the cow when they get the milk for free? 212 00:14:53,081 --> 00:14:58,519 You know— Dad, it's not like she's hooking or some other less-bad example. 213 00:14:58,587 --> 00:15:03,081 I mean, she's just living with a guy, and it is the '70s now, right? 214 00:15:03,158 --> 00:15:07,151 - What areyou babbling about? - Well, maybe— 215 00:15:10,098 --> 00:15:12,589 maybe I just think you're being a little hard on her. 216 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,658 Well, that's nice, Eric. 217 00:15:14,736 --> 00:15:19,935 But right now I am too angry to pretend to give a crap about what you think! 218 00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:24,445 These are great potatoes, Mrs. Forman. Mm! 219 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,007 Thanks, Eric. 220 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,074 Yeah, sure. 221 00:15:30,151 --> 00:15:35,145 Okay, why don't you boys takeyour plates in and watch some McMillan and Wifie? 222 00:15:35,223 --> 00:15:39,922 You know, just once today I'd like to finish a meal without getting chased out of the room. 223 00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:49,696 Well, Laurie, you better stop your lying and face up to this one. 224 00:15:49,771 --> 00:15:53,263 - Just look at what you're doing toyour father. - Mom, I'm an adult, okay? 225 00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:56,037 No, no, no. An adult would have told the truth... 226 00:15:56,111 --> 00:16:00,047 and not lied about moving in with a girlfriend, which I knew wasn't true. 227 00:16:00,115 --> 00:16:04,779 Well, Mom, if you already knew, then why didn'tyou tell Dad? 228 00:16:04,853 --> 00:16:07,686 Then we wouldn't be in this mess! 229 00:16:07,756 --> 00:16:11,988 Oh, good God. Rosemary had a better baby than me. 230 00:16:17,299 --> 00:16:21,030 You've been acting kinda weird ever since Laurie gaveyou that T-shirt, Michael. 231 00:16:22,971 --> 00:16:25,667 First off, act innocent. 232 00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:31,345 I don't know what you're talking about, Jackie. 233 00:16:31,413 --> 00:16:33,574 Of course, she'll explain herself. 234 00:16:33,648 --> 00:16:36,116 It's likeyou're hiding something. 235 00:16:36,184 --> 00:16:39,813 But you just stick toyour original story. 236 00:16:39,888 --> 00:16:42,914 I'm sticking to my original story! 237 00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:46,958 Now, she'll be skeptical. 238 00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:49,121 Uh-huh? 239 00:16:49,197 --> 00:16:51,757 So go on the offensive. 240 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:54,700 You know, Jackie, you're just being paranoid. 241 00:16:54,769 --> 00:17:00,264 And that hurts, becauseyou don't trust me and other stuff. 242 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:06,571 And then she'll be so embarrassed, she'll cave and apologize toyou. 243 00:17:06,648 --> 00:17:09,674 Fine. I believeyou, Michael. 244 00:17:09,751 --> 00:17:14,085 But know this: If you're not telling the truth, I will find out. 245 00:17:14,155 --> 00:17:17,454 'Cause I'm smart and you... aren't. 246 00:17:20,762 --> 00:17:23,458 Then all you have to do is forgive her. 247 00:17:28,336 --> 00:17:31,328 Okay, Jackie. I forgiveyou. 248 00:17:40,915 --> 00:17:43,850 Red, I think you're being a little hard on Laurie. 249 00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:49,049 I don't care what anyone thinks. What she is doing is wrong. 250 00:17:49,124 --> 00:17:52,184 Now that I think back on it, I don't know if I ever knew that girl. 251 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,251 Livin' with a guy. 252 00:17:54,329 --> 00:17:56,524 Oh, is that a foreign car? 253 00:17:56,598 --> 00:17:58,589 Aw, geez! 254 00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:05,867 Red, you have goneyourwhole life thinking she is just a little girl. 255 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:09,774 But she is an adult now, and she is not a perfect one. 256 00:18:09,844 --> 00:18:14,076 Boy, is she not a perfect one. But you know what? 257 00:18:14,149 --> 00:18:18,950 You have to loveyour children even when they do things you don't like or, betteryet, hate. 258 00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:22,922 You think you do a good job. You think thatyou teach your children... 259 00:18:22,991 --> 00:18:25,687 the difference between right and wrong, and this is what you get. 260 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:31,062 - Well, the hell with it. - Okay, I guess we don't love her anymore. 261 00:18:31,132 --> 00:18:35,068 Let's take all pictures of Laurie out ofhere and pretend she's not ours. 262 00:18:35,136 --> 00:18:39,971 And if we see her on the street, let's ignore her. No! Let's throw things at her. 263 00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:42,635 Well, nowyou're just being stupid. 264 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:46,544 And you're... not being a good father. 265 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,711 Well... 266 00:18:56,591 --> 00:18:58,821 okay. 267 00:18:58,893 --> 00:19:01,691 Maybe I have been, uh... 268 00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:03,822 kind of a— 269 00:19:03,898 --> 00:19:05,889 A dumb-ass. 270 00:19:07,735 --> 00:19:10,966 - I was gonna say "unreasonable." - Fine, fine. 271 00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:13,940 You're an unreasonable dumb-ass. 272 00:19:17,245 --> 00:19:20,874 - Are you done now? - I think I am. 273 00:19:30,191 --> 00:19:33,456 - The Bradys were such a nice family. 274 00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:37,731 I bet Mr. Brady never grew to hate Marcia. 275 00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:42,368 But then again, Marcia wasn't so whore-y. 276 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,869 No, she reallywasn't. 277 00:19:51,246 --> 00:19:54,579 What? No. Come on. This is our thing. You love this. 278 00:19:54,649 --> 00:19:58,016 I'm mean toyou. You're mean to me. So, come on. Hit me. 279 00:19:58,086 --> 00:20:00,577 Sorry. 280 00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:03,021 I can't. Not today. 281 00:20:03,091 --> 00:20:05,958 - Eric, you were just leaving. 282 00:20:06,027 --> 00:20:09,554 - Dad, I think maybeyou should take it a little easy on— - Eric. 283 00:20:09,631 --> 00:20:12,395 - You're on your own. 284 00:20:16,938 --> 00:20:19,668 Laurie, I've been, uh, thinking— 285 00:20:19,741 --> 00:20:22,710 about the, uh— the thing that happened... 286 00:20:24,145 --> 00:20:27,273 at the placeyou live. 287 00:20:27,348 --> 00:20:32,081 And, uh, I want you to know that I understand thatyou're not my little girl anymore. 288 00:20:32,153 --> 00:20:36,112 - But I like being your little girl. - But you're not. 289 00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:38,181 You're my daughter. 290 00:20:38,259 --> 00:20:41,160 And you're a grown-up... 291 00:20:41,229 --> 00:20:45,791 who's going to do awful and stupid things. 292 00:20:49,304 --> 00:20:52,000 But I'll still loveyou. 293 00:20:52,073 --> 00:20:55,975 I loveyou too. And I'm sorry. 294 00:20:58,112 --> 00:21:02,310 - So, Daddy, can I move back in? - Oh, yeah. 295 00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:05,716 - Okay, good! 296 00:21:05,787 --> 00:21:08,415 Yeah. Great to haveyou back. 297 00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:12,716 So. 298 00:21:13,895 --> 00:21:15,920 Your man-friend kicked you out, didn't he? 299 00:21:16,998 --> 00:21:18,989 No! 300 00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:22,561 He moved back in with his wife. 301 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:31,209 Well, I just— I— I need a little, yellow pill. 302 00:21:39,587 --> 00:21:42,283 - Hyde! 303 00:21:44,659 --> 00:21:50,097 Hyde! Come on, Hyde. Get out! It's myroom! 304 00:21:50,164 --> 00:21:54,726 No! I'll never leave. You're in the basement. I'm the favorite now! 305 00:21:54,802 --> 00:21:57,168 - Hyde, I'm serious! 306 00:21:57,238 --> 00:22:00,833 No! I've barricaded the door. You'll never get in. 307 00:22:04,012 --> 00:22:06,378 Aw, geez. Tough break.