1 00:00:04,277 --> 00:00:08,107 Well, boys, there she is— our brand-new water heater. 2 00:00:08,177 --> 00:00:10,540 - Ain't she a beauty? - Yep. 3 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:12,974 This is the best water heater ever. 4 00:00:13,043 --> 00:00:15,634 God bless us, everyone. 5 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:20,567 You know whyTinyTim walked with a crutch? 6 00:00:20,643 --> 00:00:26,099 - 'Cause he had a smart-mouth? - That's right. 7 00:00:28,476 --> 00:00:32,875 So, guys, tomorrow is the anniversary of Donna's and my first kiss. 8 00:00:32,943 --> 00:00:36,807 And just for that, I'm gonna give her something really special. 9 00:00:36,876 --> 00:00:40,138 You've been trying to give her that for a year, and so far— 10 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:46,302 Not that. Something nice. 11 00:00:46,377 --> 00:00:49,672 Forman, man, trust me, okay? Just pick her some flowers. 12 00:00:49,743 --> 00:00:52,709 The fact thatyou even remembered will guaranteeyou some action. 13 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:56,840 And who doesn't love the action, huh? 14 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:01,699 Check out this necklace. 15 00:01:02,977 --> 00:01:06,465 - Wow, man. Is that real gold? - No. 16 00:01:06,543 --> 00:01:11,737 - Real diamonds? - No. But it costs 60 bucks. 17 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:15,334 - Nice. - Yeah. 18 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:17,399 So, if you'll all please avertyour eyes... 19 00:01:17,476 --> 00:01:19,908 I have to, uh, get my secret stash of cash. 20 00:01:19,977 --> 00:01:22,068 What, you mean your Candy Land stash? 21 00:01:22,143 --> 00:01:25,007 My Ca— 22 00:01:25,077 --> 00:01:28,509 I don't keep my money in the... Candy Land box. 23 00:01:28,576 --> 00:01:33,066 - You moved your money from the Candy Land box? - Oh, shut up and turn around. 24 00:01:39,110 --> 00:01:42,008 Oh, my God! You guys, someone stole all my money! 25 00:01:42,077 --> 00:01:44,565 From Candy Land? 26 00:01:47,876 --> 00:01:51,603 How could such a sad thing happen in such a happy place? 27 00:01:55,509 --> 00:01:57,441 & Hangin'out& 28 00:01:58,676 --> 00:02:01,369 & Down the street& 29 00:02:02,409 --> 00:02:05,171 & The same old thing& 30 00:02:06,244 --> 00:02:08,176 & We did last week& 31 00:02:09,443 --> 00:02:13,240 & Not a thing to do & 32 00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:16,639 & But talk toyou& 33 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:19,074 & We're all all right& 34 00:02:19,143 --> 00:02:21,132 & We're all all right && 35 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:24,301 Hello, Wisconsin! 36 00:02:30,643 --> 00:02:34,167 And sti I I champion, Muhammad Ali. 37 00:02:34,244 --> 00:02:36,233 - All right, Fez. You lose. 38 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:38,571 Give me five bucks. 39 00:02:39,676 --> 00:02:41,608 Hey, what's going on? 40 00:02:41,676 --> 00:02:43,972 I just lost five bucks on the Muhammad Ali fight. 41 00:02:44,043 --> 00:02:47,873 Fez, that's a rerun. That fight happened a week ago. 42 00:02:54,743 --> 00:02:57,607 - So what areyou guys doing? - We're playing Candy Land. 43 00:02:58,977 --> 00:03:02,465 And I'm stuck in the Marshmallow Mountain again. 44 00:03:03,643 --> 00:03:05,609 - Where's Eric? - I don't know. 45 00:03:05,676 --> 00:03:07,938 He's searching the house. He can't find his money stash. 46 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:10,771 It's not in the Candy Land box? 47 00:03:11,776 --> 00:03:13,708 Oh, my God. You guys... 48 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:17,072 guess who's gonna be in the Miss Dairy Princess Pageant. 49 00:03:17,143 --> 00:03:19,472 Oh, I know. A cow? 50 00:03:25,077 --> 00:03:28,043 No. Me! 51 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:30,803 - A beauty pageant? - Yeah. I mean, look, Donna. 52 00:03:30,876 --> 00:03:33,307 It's not enough that we know I'm prettier than everyone else. 53 00:03:33,376 --> 00:03:36,274 I want the world to know! 54 00:03:36,343 --> 00:03:40,833 And what betterway to do it than go on stage and parade around like a piece of meat? 55 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:45,240 I know! I know! And get this. 56 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:49,106 Michael is gonna be my pageant boy. 57 00:03:55,876 --> 00:03:57,808 Pageant boy. 58 00:03:57,876 --> 00:04:00,740 Jackie, I am not a pageant boy. 59 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:03,275 I'm a beauty coach. 60 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:06,605 Yeah, that's a lot better, Kelso. 61 00:04:06,676 --> 00:04:08,835 So, Donna, do you wanna go see my gown? 62 00:04:08,910 --> 00:04:12,398 Let's go. 63 00:04:12,476 --> 00:04:14,408 Oh— Oh, I will help. 64 00:04:14,476 --> 00:04:17,499 I have a way with women's hair. 65 00:04:21,977 --> 00:04:23,966 Let's go, girls. 66 00:04:25,343 --> 00:04:28,434 Man, a beauty coach? What's going on with you? 67 00:04:28,509 --> 00:04:31,236 When Jackie wins this pageant, I am gonna be the guy... 68 00:04:31,309 --> 00:04:33,935 with the hottest chick of all of the hot chicks. 69 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,676 Yeah, Kelso, th-that's genius. 70 00:04:38,743 --> 00:04:42,176 Yeah. Just picture it. 71 00:04:42,243 --> 00:04:46,040 - And this year's Miss Dairy Princess is... 72 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:48,905 Kelso's girlfiriend! 73 00:04:48,977 --> 00:04:52,909 - Yes! 74 00:04:52,977 --> 00:04:56,704 Thank you. Thank you, Bob Eubanks. 75 00:04:56,776 --> 00:05:00,401 Mr. Kelso, now that you've been crowned, what's gonna be your first order ofbusiness? 76 00:05:00,476 --> 00:05:02,738 Well, as Mr. Dairy Princess... 77 00:05:02,810 --> 00:05:06,970 I would like to give milk products to all of those in need. 78 00:05:07,043 --> 00:05:11,304 And then, someday, I would like to rule an entire Hot Chick Dairy Kingdom! 79 00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:20,599 Settle down, girls. There's plenty of me to go around here. 80 00:05:27,409 --> 00:05:30,307 Well— Okay, I gotta go win this thing. 81 00:05:35,476 --> 00:05:38,670 - All right. Where's my money? - What money? 82 00:05:38,743 --> 00:05:41,231 The moneyyou stole from my... 83 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:46,035 special place. 84 00:05:48,110 --> 00:05:53,337 You mean, the pathetic bundle of ones you keep in your little Candy Land game? 85 00:05:53,409 --> 00:05:55,466 So, you admit you knew where it was. 86 00:05:56,743 --> 00:05:59,231 Okay, Eric, first of all, you were a mistake. 87 00:05:59,309 --> 00:06:01,275 Ask Mom and Dad. 88 00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:09,371 And second, if I did steal it, I'd tell you toyour face, and then I'd steal it more. 89 00:06:09,443 --> 00:06:14,432 Yeah, that does sound likeyou. Damn! Who took my money? 90 00:06:14,509 --> 00:06:17,907 Isn't it obvious who took it? I mean, think about it. 91 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:22,466 No morals, lack of character, bad reputation. 92 00:06:22,543 --> 00:06:25,236 Soyou did take it. 93 00:06:25,309 --> 00:06:27,502 No, you idiot. Hyde. 94 00:06:27,576 --> 00:06:29,508 He's staying down in the basement. 95 00:06:29,576 --> 00:06:32,667 He's poor. He steals stuff. 96 00:06:32,743 --> 00:06:35,766 No. No, Hyde wouldn't do that to me. 97 00:06:35,843 --> 00:06:38,775 I'm sureyou're right, Eric. He's a real good friend. 98 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:45,073 So, Kelso tells me Hyde tried to steal Donna lastyear. Is that true? 99 00:06:45,142 --> 00:06:47,131 No. 100 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:52,406 I mean, well, he tried, but he didn't succeed. 101 00:06:53,576 --> 00:06:56,042 Hmm. That's not much better, is it, Eric? 102 00:07:00,409 --> 00:07:02,841 Was I really a mistake? 103 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:05,569 They sued the condom company. 104 00:07:11,643 --> 00:07:15,200 So? So what doyou think? 105 00:07:15,276 --> 00:07:19,208 Jackie, if you want to win, that dress needs to be a lot shorter. 106 00:07:21,176 --> 00:07:23,165 Give to Fez. 107 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:27,369 Okay, Jackie, let's get to work. 108 00:07:27,443 --> 00:07:29,932 But Michael, we've already done a lot. 109 00:07:30,010 --> 00:07:33,033 I mean, I decided on this dress, and Fez is going to do my hair. 110 00:07:33,109 --> 00:07:35,132 All right. But I'm gonna tell you something, Jackie. 111 00:07:35,209 --> 00:07:38,232 I've seen pictures of his people, and they aren't pretty. 112 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:45,699 Bite me, pageant boy. 113 00:07:47,109 --> 00:07:49,337 Coach! 114 00:07:49,409 --> 00:07:51,500 All right. Fine. 115 00:07:51,576 --> 00:07:54,167 I guess we can use the help. 116 00:07:54,243 --> 00:07:58,266 Fez, you can handleJackie's body, and I'll take care ofher mind. 117 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:05,569 So, Jackie, does the winner get a scholarship or something? 118 00:08:05,643 --> 00:08:11,200 Who cares? College is for ugly girls that can't get modeling contracts. 119 00:08:11,276 --> 00:08:15,003 No, college is forwomen who don't want to marry the first idiot they meet... 120 00:08:15,076 --> 00:08:17,099 and squeeze out his bastard, moron children. 121 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:23,107 Hey, Mom, when you were cleaning up downstairs... 122 00:08:23,176 --> 00:08:26,108 you didn't happen to come across 60 bucks, did you? 123 00:08:26,176 --> 00:08:30,268 Oh, Eric, did you lose your Candy Land cash? 124 00:08:32,142 --> 00:08:34,301 Does everyone know where I keep my money? 125 00:08:34,376 --> 00:08:38,240 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. It was a good hiding place. 126 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:41,968 Oh, maybe you put it in Chutes and Ladders. 127 00:08:44,409 --> 00:08:48,034 No. I checked. 128 00:08:48,109 --> 00:08:51,803 I mean, I don't know who could've taken it. At first, I thought it was Laurie, but— 129 00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:55,467 Oh, honey, no. Laurie wouldn't steal from you. She steals from me. 130 00:08:56,543 --> 00:08:59,168 Right. 131 00:08:59,243 --> 00:09:01,709 So that only leaves one person. 132 00:09:01,776 --> 00:09:05,367 I mean, he does live in the basement. 133 00:09:05,443 --> 00:09:09,899 Oh, okay, now, if you are talking about Steven, I'm gonna get mad. 134 00:09:09,976 --> 00:09:13,999 He is a good apple, and he is your friend, and you can trust him. 135 00:09:15,643 --> 00:09:18,074 Can I? I mean, no, Mom. 136 00:09:18,142 --> 00:09:20,574 I hate thinking this. It's just— 137 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,836 It all adds up. I mean, if not Hyde, then who? 138 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:25,535 Well, it could be— 139 00:09:28,543 --> 00:09:32,532 Okay, you know what? I do not want to talk about this anymore. 140 00:09:34,276 --> 00:09:37,834 Okay. Oh. 141 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,899 Here comes a dumb question. 142 00:09:39,976 --> 00:09:43,908 Uh, I wasn't a mistake, was I? 143 00:09:43,976 --> 00:09:47,602 Oh, for— for— 144 00:09:49,509 --> 00:09:53,134 Okay, who wants some cocoa? 145 00:09:59,543 --> 00:10:01,906 Okay, Jackie, in 30 seconds or less... 146 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,670 what doyou hope to accomplish as Miss Dairy Princess? 147 00:10:04,743 --> 00:10:06,231 - Go! - Um— 148 00:10:06,309 --> 00:10:11,139 - Um— Um— 149 00:10:11,209 --> 00:10:14,733 Burn! You just lost, lady! 150 00:10:18,343 --> 00:10:20,934 - Michael, I was thinking. - Oh, really? 151 00:10:21,009 --> 00:10:24,271 Well, in 1974, Miss Alabama started thinking. 152 00:10:24,343 --> 00:10:26,275 Doyou know where she is now? 153 00:10:26,343 --> 00:10:28,434 Alabama. 154 00:10:29,942 --> 00:10:32,908 Ew! 155 00:10:32,976 --> 00:10:35,499 God, Michael, I don'twant to accomplish anything. 156 00:10:35,576 --> 00:10:38,041 I justwant the title, so I can lord it over people. 157 00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:40,939 That's all I want too, Jackie. 158 00:10:42,543 --> 00:10:45,475 Okay, so the next category is talent. 159 00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:49,839 - I can sing. - Oh, no, you can't. 160 00:10:55,643 --> 00:10:58,302 So, boy, am I disappointed. 161 00:10:58,376 --> 00:11:01,399 I went to get my money, but someone stole it. 162 00:11:01,476 --> 00:11:05,101 So, forget the fake gold necklace from Sears. 163 00:11:05,176 --> 00:11:07,301 Now I gotta get Donna a crappy gift. 164 00:11:09,309 --> 00:11:11,968 Hey, what would you guys rather see Jackie do? 165 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:14,940 Walk a tightrope or ride a mechanical bull? 166 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:23,136 Well, eitherway, she'll fall on her ass, so... I like 'em both. 167 00:11:25,076 --> 00:11:30,804 So, Eric, which rat bastard doyou think has stoleyour money? 168 00:11:32,376 --> 00:11:34,933 Well, I mean, it's anyone's guess. 169 00:11:35,009 --> 00:11:38,772 For all I know— I mean, it could be someone in this very room. 170 00:11:38,842 --> 00:11:42,570 Oh-ho-ho-ho. How exciting. 171 00:11:42,643 --> 00:11:45,938 A mystery. Is Fez a suspect? 172 00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:50,635 Yeah, probably not, Fez. 173 00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:54,575 Why not? I can be evil. 174 00:11:54,643 --> 00:11:58,166 I hate you! See? 175 00:12:01,443 --> 00:12:04,432 Oh, Eric, I don't hate you. I love you. I'm sorry. 176 00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:08,569 That's okay, Fez. 177 00:12:08,643 --> 00:12:11,507 And, uh, I'm also pretty sure Kelso here didn't take it. 178 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:16,440 How long doyou guys think Jackie could hold her breath? 179 00:12:18,509 --> 00:12:20,702 Gee, Inspector. 180 00:12:20,775 --> 00:12:25,504 So ifit isn't Kelso and it isn't Fez... 181 00:12:25,576 --> 00:12:29,633 I wonderwhoyou could suspect, dill hole. 182 00:12:31,742 --> 00:12:34,470 Uh-oh. 183 00:12:34,543 --> 00:12:36,906 Hyde, I didn't say you took it. 184 00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:44,307 Hey, doyou guys know what a funnyword is? Pickle weasel. 185 00:12:49,476 --> 00:12:51,704 Forman, then say I didn't take it. 186 00:12:53,443 --> 00:12:56,500 You are both bringing me down. 187 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,769 Hyde, why don't you just say you didn't take it? 188 00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:06,304 I shouldn't have to say I didn't. 189 00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:13,937 Look, just tell meyou didn't, and I'll totally trustyou. 190 00:13:15,476 --> 00:13:18,670 You know what's a funnyword? Pickleweasel. 191 00:13:20,209 --> 00:13:23,971 How about I tell you this: Go to hell, Forman! 192 00:13:25,509 --> 00:13:29,635 Oh, my God! Jackie should clog dance! We can't lose! 193 00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:41,065 - Beauty pageant, here we come! 194 00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:54,266 Aw, you ran out of gas, you idiot. 195 00:13:54,342 --> 00:13:56,274 You forgot to get gas? 196 00:13:56,342 --> 00:13:59,865 God, Jackie. Someone had to hem your outfit for the clog dance. 197 00:13:59,942 --> 00:14:03,431 Michael, I told you. I'm not doing a clog dance! 198 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,566 God, your stupid van has ruined my life! 199 00:14:05,643 --> 00:14:08,575 Your life? What about my life? 200 00:14:08,642 --> 00:14:10,575 What aboutyour life? 201 00:14:11,742 --> 00:14:13,731 Jackie, we are a team. 202 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:18,333 And part ofbeing a team is thatyou have to do exactlywhat I tell you! 203 00:14:18,409 --> 00:14:22,932 You know, Jackie, there is no "U" in "teamwork!" 204 00:14:30,775 --> 00:14:33,866 - Oh, Jackie, you're upset. 205 00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:36,272 Come, sit on my lap. 206 00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:44,668 Yeah. 207 00:14:44,742 --> 00:14:47,708 Ta-da! Happy Anniversary! 208 00:14:47,775 --> 00:14:50,003 Oh, my God! 209 00:14:50,076 --> 00:14:53,167 Wow, they're— they're beautiful! 210 00:14:53,242 --> 00:14:56,696 I gotyou something too. Here. Open it. 211 00:14:56,775 --> 00:14:59,071 Oh, my God! 212 00:14:59,142 --> 00:15:01,108 It's a watch. 213 00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:03,835 And it's all digital and stuff! 214 00:15:05,309 --> 00:15:08,070 Oh, gee, look at that. You had it engraved. 215 00:15:08,142 --> 00:15:11,006 What, you don't like it? 216 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,338 No, no. I love it. It's just— 217 00:15:13,409 --> 00:15:15,704 Man, you spent a lot of money on this. 218 00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:18,571 Yeah. Which means you better start putting out. 219 00:15:22,142 --> 00:15:26,404 Okay, it's kind ofhard to be a tease if you're not playing along. 220 00:15:28,176 --> 00:15:30,506 Donna, I was gonna getyou something really great, but— 221 00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:33,564 Yeah, I heard about the crime spree in Candy Land. 222 00:15:35,376 --> 00:15:37,467 Yeah. Oh! 223 00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:39,599 You wanna see a picture ofwhat I was gonna getyou? 224 00:15:39,675 --> 00:15:41,664 Sure. 225 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,433 You were gonna get me that? 226 00:15:47,443 --> 00:15:50,772 My God, that's so pretty. 227 00:15:50,842 --> 00:15:54,535 What doyou think? By Christmas, maybe, if you saveyour money? 228 00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:57,370 - Donna— - Well, Eric, after seeing this— 229 00:15:57,443 --> 00:16:00,375 I mean, I hate these crappy flowers. 230 00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:03,500 I know! I didn't want to giveyou crappy flowers! 231 00:16:03,575 --> 00:16:06,598 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 232 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,664 I love the flowers. 233 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:20,508 But, you know, maybe if I return that watch, I can get this for myself. 234 00:16:20,575 --> 00:16:22,507 - Give me the watch back. Give me it. - No way. 235 00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:26,133 - No. Come and get it. - Give me it. 236 00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:30,664 - I don't know, Fez. Maybe Michael was right. 237 00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:33,470 Maybe I don't have what it takes to win the pageant by myself. 238 00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:36,304 That is nonsense. 239 00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:39,308 You are pretty and nice and talented and sweet. 240 00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:42,603 And everything good in the whole world is you. 241 00:16:44,476 --> 00:16:48,272 I know. I know. That's what I told Michael. 242 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:52,297 - But then he said— - Who cares what Michael said? 243 00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:55,671 He was using you for your beauty so he could become popular. 244 00:16:55,742 --> 00:16:58,174 He makes me sick. 245 00:17:00,242 --> 00:17:04,867 God. I never thought of it that way. 246 00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:11,802 Okay, Jackie, I've had some time to think... 247 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:16,274 and, uh, I'm still disappointed in you. 248 00:17:16,342 --> 00:17:19,399 - But I'm willing to talk about thewhole thing— - Okay, stop. Michael, stop. 249 00:17:19,475 --> 00:17:24,033 I've been talking to Fez, and I have only one thing to saytoyou. 250 00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:28,564 - I loveyou! - What? 251 00:17:28,642 --> 00:17:30,574 Michael, you must have really believed in me... 252 00:17:30,642 --> 00:17:32,938 to think you could ride my coattails to the top. 253 00:17:33,009 --> 00:17:35,634 Oh, baby. 254 00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:38,368 Come here. 255 00:17:38,442 --> 00:17:41,499 Get off me, both of you. 256 00:17:41,575 --> 00:17:43,564 You make me sick. 257 00:17:50,309 --> 00:17:52,774 Hey, what areyou doin', Red? 258 00:17:52,842 --> 00:17:56,831 I borrowed Eric's Candy Land money to pay for the water heater. 259 00:17:59,742 --> 00:18:01,674 You, uh— You took Eric's money? 260 00:18:01,742 --> 00:18:05,140 Shh! He doesn't know a thing about it. 261 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,697 It's back now. He'll be none the wiser. 262 00:18:10,608 --> 00:18:13,802 Hey-hey! How ya doin'? 263 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:17,137 Look, Hyde, I just got back from hanging out with Donna. 264 00:18:17,209 --> 00:18:21,039 And you know what? Hyde, I don't even care what happened to my money... 265 00:18:21,109 --> 00:18:23,506 'cause money doesn't make the world go around. 266 00:18:23,575 --> 00:18:27,701 - You know what does? - Screw you. You called me a thief. 267 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,331 It's love. That's right. 268 00:18:35,842 --> 00:18:37,831 Love makes the world go round. 269 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:41,432 Well, that's great, because Red tookyour money. 270 00:18:43,176 --> 00:18:45,108 Right, Hyde. My dad took it. Yeah. 271 00:18:45,176 --> 00:18:48,369 Why don't you ask him, Forman? 272 00:18:50,076 --> 00:18:53,008 Uh, Dad, Hyde said you took my money. 273 00:18:53,076 --> 00:18:55,735 Oh, yeah. I was a little short on the water heater. 274 00:18:55,809 --> 00:18:58,673 Thanks for helping out. 275 00:18:58,742 --> 00:19:02,175 Good news, buddy. You're cleared. 276 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,731 - Why don't you get bent, man? - Wait a minute. 277 00:19:08,809 --> 00:19:10,900 You accused Steven of stealing your money? 278 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:16,635 Well— Yeah, but to be fair, Dad, that's before I found outyou stole it. 279 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:19,140 Which brings up why you didn't ask me. 280 00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:21,232 And, also, you know, you could've told me. 281 00:19:23,642 --> 00:19:27,404 - Well, you could've. - Okay. 282 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:34,705 I'm sorry that I took some money out of your little box... 283 00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:41,363 when I feed you and clotheyou and put a roof over your head. 284 00:19:41,442 --> 00:19:43,874 Sor-ry! 285 00:19:47,176 --> 00:19:50,835 Now, how could you do that to Steven? 286 00:19:50,909 --> 00:19:53,670 He's your best friend. 287 00:19:53,742 --> 00:19:58,038 - Well, he made a move on Donna. - Oh, come on! 288 00:19:59,276 --> 00:20:02,106 Okay. 289 00:20:02,176 --> 00:20:04,573 Well, then, there's only one thing that we can do— 290 00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:09,007 nine rounds ofbare-knuckle boxing. 291 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:13,801 Come on. Help me move the couch. 292 00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:17,031 Wait, uh, Dad. I don't— 293 00:20:17,109 --> 00:20:19,404 No, no, no, no. I'll referee. 294 00:20:19,475 --> 00:20:22,999 Believe me, when it's over, you'll both feel great. 295 00:20:24,475 --> 00:20:28,532 - I know I will. - Red— 296 00:20:28,608 --> 00:20:33,563 Look, if you're not mad enough to bare-knuckle box, then you're not mad. 297 00:20:34,975 --> 00:20:38,998 Now, both of you need to just get the hell over it! 298 00:20:45,642 --> 00:20:49,665 Once again, Red's simple, earthywisdom saves the day. 299 00:20:51,076 --> 00:20:53,268 Yeah. Ain't he a peach? 300 00:20:56,575 --> 00:20:59,803 Look, Hyde, I just— 301 00:21:01,209 --> 00:21:03,538 God, I'm so sorry. 302 00:21:03,608 --> 00:21:06,097 You know what, man? 303 00:21:06,176 --> 00:21:09,664 You either forgive me forwhat happened with Donna or you don't... 304 00:21:09,742 --> 00:21:12,674 butyou can't keep throwing that in my face. 305 00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:17,503 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Um, it's over. 306 00:21:17,575 --> 00:21:19,905 I'm never gonna bring it up again. I promise. 307 00:21:21,775 --> 00:21:23,764 Yeah, all right. 308 00:21:25,442 --> 00:21:29,034 Whoa. Man, she gotyou this watch... 309 00:21:29,109 --> 00:21:31,802 and all you got her were those crappy flowers? 310 00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:36,032 - You loser! - You're a loser. 311 00:21:38,475 --> 00:21:41,464 && 312 00:21:47,442 --> 00:21:51,704 Yeah! Dance, baby, dance! 313 00:21:51,775 --> 00:21:54,468 && 314 00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,531 Go, Jackie! 315 00:22:00,675 --> 00:22:02,903 Looking good, baby!