1 00:00:05,759 --> 00:00:07,693 Hey, look at this. 2 00:00:07,761 --> 00:00:10,093 - It's the first day of deer season. - Rabbit season! 3 00:00:10,163 --> 00:00:11,289 - Duck season! - Rabbit season! - Duck season! 4 00:00:11,365 --> 00:00:13,731 - Rabbit season! - Duck season! 5 00:00:19,039 --> 00:00:21,337 Oh, Red, you haven't been hunting in ages... 6 00:00:21,408 --> 00:00:23,399 not since the accident. 7 00:00:26,813 --> 00:00:28,804 What accident? 8 00:00:28,882 --> 00:00:31,783 The really terrible accident that's none of your business. 9 00:00:33,053 --> 00:00:35,283 Oh, yeah, that one. 10 00:00:35,355 --> 00:00:37,755 You know, why don't you go? It might be fun. 11 00:00:37,824 --> 00:00:41,920 Get out of the house, get some fresh air, maybe get out of your lousy damn mood. 12 00:00:41,995 --> 00:00:43,929 Sorry. 13 00:00:46,233 --> 00:00:49,828 I'd love to go, Kitty, but we just can't afford it. 14 00:00:49,903 --> 00:00:52,235 Oh, yes, we can. I will packyou some food... 15 00:00:52,305 --> 00:00:55,934 and a nice box ofbullets, and you're on your way. 16 00:00:58,845 --> 00:01:02,941 - Dad, you could use the Pinciottis' cabin. - Bob has a cabin? 17 00:01:03,016 --> 00:01:05,678 Well, isn't that just the cat's ass? 18 00:01:08,054 --> 00:01:10,318 Oh, boohoo. The world's unfair. 19 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:12,881 Now, just ask Bob if you can borrow his cabin. 20 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:14,984 Okay. 21 00:01:15,061 --> 00:01:17,120 We'll go— just us guys. 22 00:01:19,099 --> 00:01:21,761 Uh, Mom? 23 00:01:21,835 --> 00:01:24,702 Well, you should go. You don't spend nearly enough time with your father. 24 00:01:24,771 --> 00:01:27,365 That's because he doesn't like me. 25 00:01:29,443 --> 00:01:34,210 Yes, he does likeyou. And that's no excuse. 26 00:01:34,281 --> 00:01:38,308 Well, I don't have a gun. My mom took it when she left. 27 00:01:41,421 --> 00:01:43,981 Well, you can share. You know, there is something about a gun... 28 00:01:44,057 --> 00:01:47,151 that just... makes you wanna share. 29 00:01:48,161 --> 00:01:50,095 Okay, fine, Mom. I'll go with Dad. 30 00:01:50,163 --> 00:01:53,360 But if I don't come back, you'll know who did it. 31 00:01:57,170 --> 00:01:59,866 You know, he's never reallywarmed up toyou. 32 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:02,568 Going on 17 years now. 33 00:02:02,642 --> 00:02:05,304 Okay. We're goin' huntin'-- 34 00:02:05,378 --> 00:02:08,176 Well, yea! 35 00:02:09,349 --> 00:02:11,010 with Bob. 36 00:02:11,084 --> 00:02:13,678 Oh. 37 00:02:13,753 --> 00:02:17,450 Well, you know, maybeyou'll cheer up afteryou shoot something. 38 00:02:17,524 --> 00:02:19,685 I always do! 39 00:02:22,362 --> 00:02:24,626 & Hangin'out& 40 00:02:25,699 --> 00:02:27,633 & Down the street& 41 00:02:29,436 --> 00:02:31,370 & The same old thing& 42 00:02:33,273 --> 00:02:35,207 & We did last week& 43 00:02:36,476 --> 00:02:40,276 & Not a thing to do & 44 00:02:40,347 --> 00:02:43,680 & But talk toyou& 45 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:46,116 & We're all all right& 46 00:02:46,186 --> 00:02:48,177 & We're all all right && 47 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:51,019 Hello, Wisconsin! 48 00:02:56,396 --> 00:02:59,058 Hey, Red, don't freak out... 49 00:02:59,132 --> 00:03:03,660 but if I see a deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna shoot him. 50 00:03:03,737 --> 00:03:06,501 Kelso, you fire that gun in this car... 51 00:03:06,573 --> 00:03:10,236 and I will pull over and kickyour ass for an hour. 52 00:03:11,878 --> 00:03:14,369 Do it, Red. Do it! 53 00:03:17,317 --> 00:03:19,547 Come on, Forman. Would you get that gun away from him? 54 00:03:19,619 --> 00:03:21,985 - No, I wanna hold it. - Give it up, Kelso. 55 00:03:22,055 --> 00:03:25,752 I have a right to bear arms, all right? That's in the Constitution! 56 00:03:25,825 --> 00:03:28,919 Kelso, not everything in the Constitution makes sense. 57 00:03:28,995 --> 00:03:31,190 - Whoa, Fez, shut up. - What did you say? 58 00:03:31,264 --> 00:03:33,596 Uh, nothing. 59 00:03:35,201 --> 00:03:37,362 - Foreigners. - I hearya. 60 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:43,299 So, so, so. What to do? 61 00:03:48,281 --> 00:03:50,841 I should have gone hunting. 62 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:53,283 No, no, no. We can have fun. 63 00:03:53,353 --> 00:03:56,789 We can have ourvery own fun. We could— 64 00:03:56,856 --> 00:04:00,485 - I'm not baking anything. - Oh! 65 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,688 Okay. Who wants Jell-O? 66 00:04:05,532 --> 00:04:09,866 - Jell-O's baking. - No, no, no. Jell-O's boiling. 67 00:04:11,404 --> 00:04:13,429 Gotcha. 68 00:04:16,643 --> 00:04:18,577 Hey, Red. 69 00:04:18,645 --> 00:04:20,772 So, tell me about that hunting accident. 70 00:04:20,847 --> 00:04:24,180 Sounds like a funny story. 71 00:04:26,386 --> 00:04:29,412 Thinkwe'll see any bears? I'd love to kill a bear. 72 00:04:29,489 --> 00:04:31,480 You can't shoot a bear. It's deer season. 73 00:04:31,558 --> 00:04:34,425 You shoot a bear, you get fined, you go to jail. 74 00:04:34,494 --> 00:04:36,928 No. I'll just say it was self-defense. 75 00:04:36,997 --> 00:04:40,660 Who's the jury gonna believe, me or a dead bear? 76 00:04:40,734 --> 00:04:43,464 Dead bear. 77 00:04:43,536 --> 00:04:47,063 - I killed a bear once. - Your ass. 78 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:49,665 I did. I did. 79 00:04:49,743 --> 00:04:52,439 I was gettin' a drink from a stream, see... 80 00:04:52,512 --> 00:04:54,446 when suddenly I heard somethin'. 81 00:04:54,514 --> 00:04:59,542 Grabbed my shotgun. Boom. Right between the eyes. 82 00:04:59,619 --> 00:05:02,611 Survival. 83 00:05:02,689 --> 00:05:04,953 So what'd you do then? You, uh— You bring it home? 84 00:05:05,025 --> 00:05:06,959 Get it stuffed? 85 00:05:07,027 --> 00:05:10,224 Nope. Left it there. Went home. 86 00:05:10,296 --> 00:05:13,959 How come you didn't bring it home, get it stuffed? 87 00:05:14,034 --> 00:05:16,229 On account it was so huge. 88 00:05:16,302 --> 00:05:19,169 Oh. 89 00:05:19,239 --> 00:05:20,900 So it's a standoff. 90 00:05:20,974 --> 00:05:24,341 I won't shave my legs. Bob won't shave his back. 91 00:05:30,183 --> 00:05:33,084 Okay, ew! 92 00:05:33,153 --> 00:05:36,680 You know, Red doesn't have a hairy back, and thank God for that. 93 00:05:36,756 --> 00:05:39,316 - No offense. - Good news for you, Donna. 94 00:05:39,392 --> 00:05:41,622 That means Eric probably won't have one either. 95 00:05:42,729 --> 00:05:45,289 He can't even grow a mustache. 96 00:05:45,365 --> 00:05:51,031 Oh, please. Eric's body is bald as can be. 97 00:05:51,104 --> 00:05:55,837 You know, I don't even think he hit puberty until about 15. 98 00:05:57,277 --> 00:05:59,711 Really? 99 00:05:59,779 --> 00:06:02,907 Oh, he probablywon't like that I said that. 100 00:06:05,752 --> 00:06:09,244 I think Eric's the sweetest kid. 101 00:06:09,322 --> 00:06:11,256 So, Donna, haveyou and Eric— 102 00:06:11,324 --> 00:06:13,383 Mother, please! 103 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:16,224 - The answer's no. - Hey, hey! 104 00:06:16,296 --> 00:06:18,287 Everybody, just shut up. 105 00:06:18,364 --> 00:06:21,424 Well, I, for one, am not so naive as to think that you and Eric— 106 00:06:24,704 --> 00:06:26,763 Okay, well, I guess we're upsetting her... 107 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:30,970 so what should we do now? 108 00:06:31,044 --> 00:06:34,104 Well, if Donna wasn't so uptight, we could talk about— 109 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:37,308 I'm gonna go home. You want me to go home? 'Cause I will. 110 00:06:37,383 --> 00:06:42,013 Donna, please don't go home. It's very nice thatyou're spending time with your mother. 111 00:06:42,088 --> 00:06:44,454 God knows Laurie won't. 112 00:06:44,524 --> 00:06:48,153 You guys, let's play poker! I bet I'm good at it. 113 00:06:49,696 --> 00:06:51,630 You never played poker before? 114 00:06:51,698 --> 00:06:53,689 Uh-uh. But I have lots of money. 115 00:06:53,767 --> 00:06:57,328 Oh, well, honey, have a seat. I'll get the cards. 116 00:07:06,146 --> 00:07:08,341 Oh, my God. 117 00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:19,590 - Oh! 118 00:07:19,659 --> 00:07:23,857 Damn! Damn, damn it all, damn! 119 00:07:23,930 --> 00:07:26,228 Kelso, what the hell areyou doing? 120 00:07:26,299 --> 00:07:28,563 Well, I would be proudly standing over my kill right now... 121 00:07:28,635 --> 00:07:30,569 ifsomeone hadn't taken my gun away. 122 00:07:30,637 --> 00:07:32,571 Kelso, you can't fire the gun in a camp! 123 00:07:32,639 --> 00:07:35,073 The deerwalked right through here. 124 00:07:35,141 --> 00:07:37,109 He was mine! I was gonna hunt him! 125 00:07:37,177 --> 00:07:39,111 You know, Kelso... 126 00:07:39,179 --> 00:07:43,206 not every hunting accident is an accident. 127 00:07:43,283 --> 00:07:45,342 I think you better sit this one out, pal. 128 00:07:45,418 --> 00:07:47,079 Fine! 129 00:07:50,723 --> 00:07:54,284 You know, I saw a deer blind on the way in. Anybodywanna go check it out? 130 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,420 - I'll go. - Nah, not me. 131 00:07:57,497 --> 00:08:02,059 I just came to hang out. When I crave meat, I buy bologna. 132 00:08:02,135 --> 00:08:04,933 - So where's Fez? - Kelso probably shot him. 133 00:08:05,004 --> 00:08:08,440 No, I saw him walking into the woods right afterwe got here. 134 00:08:08,508 --> 00:08:13,241 Said he was going huntin'. He had a-a whistle and a stick. 135 00:08:14,714 --> 00:08:16,875 Ah, that crazy foreign bastard. 136 00:08:18,618 --> 00:08:20,609 Let's eat. 137 00:08:24,924 --> 00:08:28,883 Wow. Those were some delicious birds. 138 00:08:28,962 --> 00:08:30,987 Key chain? 139 00:08:31,064 --> 00:08:33,259 Nah, I'm good. 140 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:37,497 Soyou caught those birds with just a whistle and a stick? 141 00:08:37,570 --> 00:08:40,403 Very impressive, Fez. 142 00:08:40,473 --> 00:08:42,407 Yeah, you know, that's a good way to hunt. 143 00:08:42,475 --> 00:08:47,435 'Cause even if you don't get anything, you still have all the fun of a whistle and a stick. 144 00:08:47,513 --> 00:08:52,746 I'll take the key chain, give it to Midge. A little memento. 145 00:08:52,819 --> 00:08:56,812 I feel good about that, Bob. 146 00:08:56,890 --> 00:08:59,757 Midge is nice. 147 00:08:59,826 --> 00:09:03,262 Yep. We all like Midge. 148 00:09:03,329 --> 00:09:07,629 Yeah, Midge has nicejugs. 149 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:09,759 What? 150 00:09:09,836 --> 00:09:12,134 What? 151 00:09:12,205 --> 00:09:14,901 No, you said something. 152 00:09:14,974 --> 00:09:16,965 No, I didn't. 153 00:09:18,978 --> 00:09:21,003 Sowhat's up with your hair, huh? 154 00:09:23,349 --> 00:09:27,342 Man, I am at one with nature right now. 155 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:29,581 Thanks for the pheasant, Fez. 156 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:32,056 Pheasant, Fez. Pheasant, Fez. 157 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:36,084 Yes. Beautiful, black pheasants. 158 00:09:36,162 --> 00:09:38,596 Black pheasants. 159 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:42,192 Wait. Pheasants aren't black. 160 00:09:42,268 --> 00:09:47,296 Black is beautiful. I wish Jackie was black. 161 00:09:47,373 --> 00:09:50,934 What did you feed us, Fez? 162 00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:54,070 Theywere pheasants. Theywent... 163 00:09:54,147 --> 00:09:59,380 "Caw-caw. Caw-caw." 164 00:09:59,452 --> 00:10:01,920 You fed us a crow? 165 00:10:01,988 --> 00:10:04,980 You're not supposed to eat a crow, man. 166 00:10:05,058 --> 00:10:09,392 You just brought some bad juju on us all. 167 00:10:09,462 --> 00:10:13,626 We ate somebody's soul, man. 168 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,930 Ay, no. 169 00:10:16,002 --> 00:10:19,199 I have eaten someone's delicious soul. 170 00:10:23,109 --> 00:10:25,942 Hey, good news, guys! I found my gun! 171 00:10:32,018 --> 00:10:34,452 What? It's probably not loaded. 172 00:10:43,062 --> 00:10:45,053 Oh, wow, Mom. You're not good. 173 00:10:45,131 --> 00:10:49,033 Well, you're not even playing, so keep it toyourself, Miss Smarty. 174 00:10:49,102 --> 00:10:50,763 Okay, I'll play. 175 00:10:50,837 --> 00:10:52,964 You wanna play cards with your mother? 176 00:10:53,039 --> 00:10:56,998 - Sure. - Well, I am gonna call the MilwaukeeJournal. 177 00:10:58,611 --> 00:11:00,909 Kitty, how many kings are in a pack? 178 00:11:04,984 --> 00:11:07,612 - Four. - I bet a dollar. 179 00:11:07,687 --> 00:11:10,884 Well, um... 180 00:11:10,957 --> 00:11:15,860 I see that there are four queens in a deck too. 181 00:11:19,399 --> 00:11:22,197 Oh, Mom, that is so pathetic. 182 00:11:22,268 --> 00:11:23,758 Fine. I fold. 183 00:11:23,836 --> 00:11:25,929 I'm in. 184 00:11:26,005 --> 00:11:29,941 - Okay, uh, doyou want any cards? - Can I have two fives, please? 185 00:11:33,746 --> 00:11:36,306 And I'll have one card. 186 00:11:39,252 --> 00:11:41,243 Aw, it's a five. 187 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,413 Jackie, did you want this? 188 00:11:45,858 --> 00:11:49,919 You gave her a five? I thought we were friends. 189 00:11:49,996 --> 00:11:52,521 Okay, you know what? Everybody, just show your cards. 190 00:11:52,598 --> 00:11:56,090 - Okay, did I win? Did I win? Did I win? - Not even close. 191 00:11:56,169 --> 00:11:58,364 Oh. Well, I don't care. 192 00:11:58,438 --> 00:12:01,532 I don't work, so money doesn't really mean anything to me. 193 00:12:01,607 --> 00:12:04,474 Oh, how nice for you. 194 00:12:14,654 --> 00:12:19,785 Hey, Dad, I don't know about you, but I'm kind offrozen to the blind. 195 00:12:19,859 --> 00:12:22,020 Right in the pants area. 196 00:12:22,095 --> 00:12:24,029 Shh! 197 00:12:24,097 --> 00:12:27,464 Geez, you have done nothing but complain since we got here. 198 00:12:29,168 --> 00:12:32,763 You know, I was hoping that this trip would be better than the last... 199 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,569 whereyou cried about every stupid thing. 200 00:12:37,944 --> 00:12:41,209 I was six. 201 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,680 And you made me touch a dead rabbit. 202 00:12:48,521 --> 00:12:52,924 I just thought that if you touched it, you might not be afraid of it. 203 00:12:52,992 --> 00:12:56,018 Well, thank you, Dr. Spock. 204 00:12:56,095 --> 00:13:00,657 Making noise is not the way to bag a deer. 205 00:13:02,969 --> 00:13:05,233 I had nightmares for a month. 206 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:11,508 Big, dead rabbit nightmares. 207 00:13:11,577 --> 00:13:13,602 Oh, man! 208 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:16,773 We got one! He is huge! 209 00:13:16,849 --> 00:13:19,044 Where? I don't see it. 210 00:13:19,118 --> 00:13:21,678 He's about a quarter klick south of the clearing. 211 00:13:21,754 --> 00:13:24,450 What is a klick? 212 00:13:24,524 --> 00:13:28,051 And which way is south? Oh, no, wait. Okay, I see him. Yeah. 213 00:13:28,127 --> 00:13:30,960 - Oh, you're right, Dad. He is huge. - You're not kiddin'. 214 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:33,897 I'd say he's a 10-pointer. 215 00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:39,936 What? 216 00:13:40,006 --> 00:13:42,998 I was just thinking. You take the shot. 217 00:13:43,075 --> 00:13:46,943 N-No way! You always talk about getting a buck. You do it. 218 00:13:47,013 --> 00:13:49,641 No, damn it! Now don't argue with me. Now take the shot! 219 00:13:51,384 --> 00:13:53,784 Come on. 220 00:13:53,853 --> 00:13:56,583 Hurry up! Oh! 221 00:13:56,656 --> 00:14:00,023 And don't shoot him in the face. 222 00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:16,135 Holy cow, look at him go. 223 00:14:20,246 --> 00:14:22,305 Man, you really stink. 224 00:14:22,381 --> 00:14:25,077 I told you to take the shot. 225 00:14:25,150 --> 00:14:28,017 Well, I just thought it would be nice for you to get a deer. 226 00:14:28,087 --> 00:14:29,850 I mean, God knows I'd love to get one. 227 00:14:29,922 --> 00:14:32,823 Then you should have taken the shot! 228 00:14:32,891 --> 00:14:36,622 What the hell is wrong with you? Why areyou always so damn nervous? 229 00:14:36,695 --> 00:14:41,758 Oh, hmm. I don't know. Maybe it's because you've been yelling at me for 17 years. 230 00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:44,029 Oh, I have not. 231 00:14:44,103 --> 00:14:46,401 Oh, God, he was right there! 232 00:14:46,472 --> 00:14:49,908 I-I could've hit him with a rock! 233 00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:54,036 Yep, that's a damn shame. Soyou ready to head back? 234 00:14:55,247 --> 00:14:57,477 No, I sure as hell am not ready to head back. 235 00:14:57,549 --> 00:14:59,517 You wanna go back, you go back. 236 00:15:04,757 --> 00:15:08,090 So, hey, Dad, how about a war story? 237 00:15:09,828 --> 00:15:13,457 Yeah, okay. 238 00:15:13,532 --> 00:15:19,095 I ever tell you about the time I didn't miss that North Korean? 239 00:15:25,311 --> 00:15:29,247 Full house— jacks over tens. 240 00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:32,079 Mom wins again. 241 00:15:32,151 --> 00:15:36,315 Well, this is fun. Isn't this fun? 242 00:15:36,388 --> 00:15:38,822 It was fun till Laurie started dealing. 243 00:15:38,891 --> 00:15:41,223 Hey, what's that supposed to mean? 244 00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:44,729 Oh, my gosh! I think Mrs. Pinciotti's saying that Laurie's cheating. 245 00:15:44,797 --> 00:15:46,890 - No, she's not. - Wait. 246 00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,899 Yes, I am. 247 00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,730 My daughter does not cheat. 248 00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:54,466 - Come on, Donna. We're storming out ofhere. - Okay, see ya. 249 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:56,474 Hold on. I'll storm with you. 250 00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:59,306 Thank you for a lovely afternoon, Mrs. Forman. 251 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:07,015 Laurie, wereyou cheating? 252 00:16:07,086 --> 00:16:09,020 You can't prove anything. 253 00:16:09,088 --> 00:16:12,717 - Oh, for God's sake. - Okay. 254 00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:16,784 Well, if you weren't such a crappy cardplayer, then I wouldn't have had to cheat. 255 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:20,662 And you were gonna lose all your mad money, and Midge bugs me. 256 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:24,326 You were cheating so I would win? 257 00:16:24,403 --> 00:16:28,271 - Duh. I wanted you to have a little fun. - Well— 258 00:16:30,776 --> 00:16:33,176 Gosh, that's sweet. 259 00:16:34,913 --> 00:16:36,904 Yeah. 260 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:40,277 I loveyou, Mommy. 261 00:16:46,225 --> 00:16:48,489 I just know I wouldn't have missed him. 262 00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:53,553 Not when he was that close. No way. 263 00:16:55,801 --> 00:17:00,500 - Here. Dad, you see the can by that clearing? - Yeah. 264 00:17:03,642 --> 00:17:07,043 I don't believe it. How'd you do that? 265 00:17:07,112 --> 00:17:10,047 Dad, I know how to shoot. 266 00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:12,549 Don't you remember my Taxi Driver phase? 267 00:17:15,854 --> 00:17:18,186 Look, I-I didn't want to kill him. 268 00:17:18,257 --> 00:17:20,191 I-I missed on purpose. 269 00:17:21,627 --> 00:17:25,495 Well, I can respect that more than you being a crappy shot. 270 00:17:25,564 --> 00:17:27,555 - What? - Why didn'tyou say so? 271 00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:29,567 Why doyou think? 272 00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:33,403 You really think I've been yelling atyou for 17 years? 273 00:17:33,472 --> 00:17:36,999 No. 274 00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:40,636 You were probably okaywith me as an infant. I just can't remember. 275 00:17:42,047 --> 00:17:44,015 Boy, it was right around 13... 276 00:17:44,082 --> 00:17:47,518 when you started gettin' a little lippy. 277 00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:49,781 And twitchy. 278 00:17:49,855 --> 00:17:53,256 Well, you know, lippy and twitchy tend to walk hand-in-hand, so— 279 00:17:53,325 --> 00:17:55,316 See, now, that's lippy. 280 00:17:58,063 --> 00:18:00,429 You got somethin' you wanna say to me, you just say it. 281 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:07,061 - Dad— - No, I'm-I'm serious here. 282 00:18:07,139 --> 00:18:10,040 Just for a second, pretend that I'm notyour dad. 283 00:18:10,108 --> 00:18:12,838 I want you to tell me what you really think of me. 284 00:18:18,317 --> 00:18:20,911 How about let's do this when you don't have a gun? 285 00:18:23,622 --> 00:18:28,082 How about you do what the guy with the gun tells you to do? 286 00:18:30,028 --> 00:18:32,656 Okay. 287 00:18:32,731 --> 00:18:36,360 I think you're angry because life didn't turn out exactly the wayyou wanted it to... 288 00:18:36,435 --> 00:18:40,496 and, uh, maybeyou think if you yell at me... 289 00:18:40,572 --> 00:18:43,268 I won't let life push me around too. 290 00:18:45,711 --> 00:18:48,942 You came up with that answer awful fast. 291 00:18:54,486 --> 00:18:57,046 Well— 292 00:18:57,122 --> 00:19:00,216 Hell, Eric, maybeyou'll be okay. 293 00:19:02,995 --> 00:19:06,761 Oh, my God. Dad, he's back. 294 00:19:08,634 --> 00:19:11,626 Oh, look at him. He's magnificent. 295 00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:16,464 He's the king of the forest... 296 00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:20,034 just like Bambi's dad. 297 00:19:26,051 --> 00:19:29,111 - He's beautiful. 298 00:19:29,187 --> 00:19:31,678 Yeah, and I bet he tastes beautiful too. 299 00:19:35,127 --> 00:19:40,190 Oh, uh, just for the record, Eric, I'm the king of the forest. 300 00:19:52,678 --> 00:19:55,511 Way to go, Dad. You finally gotyour buck. 301 00:19:55,581 --> 00:19:57,981 I wish it was mine! 302 00:19:58,050 --> 00:20:02,282 But somebody took my gun away 'cause he sensed what a great hunter I am. 303 00:20:02,354 --> 00:20:04,288 Kelso, if we letyou keepyour gun... 304 00:20:04,356 --> 00:20:08,417 Fez would be the one strapped to that hood right now. 305 00:20:12,798 --> 00:20:14,925 Hey, Red. 306 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,730 So, uh, about that accident, huh? 307 00:20:17,803 --> 00:20:21,330 Oh, yeah. Well, it was a long time ago. 308 00:20:21,406 --> 00:20:23,340 I was out huntin' with Frank. 309 00:20:23,408 --> 00:20:25,535 He was a good friend of mine. A good guy. 310 00:20:25,611 --> 00:20:29,103 Kind of a dumb-ass like, uh, Kelso here. 311 00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:34,774 So, anyway, Frank had shot this deer, and he was real happy. 312 00:20:34,853 --> 00:20:40,553 And he'd had a few beers, so he was dancin' around, and it was all real fun. 313 00:20:40,626 --> 00:20:44,153 And then he leans over to kiss the deer... 314 00:20:44,229 --> 00:20:48,893 only the deer's not dead yet, and it kicks him right in the neck. 315 00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:50,958 And it killed him. 316 00:20:55,507 --> 00:20:58,203 That deer is staring at my soul. 317 00:21:00,078 --> 00:21:02,478 Put some sunglasses on it. 318 00:21:03,849 --> 00:21:06,579 Well, this is just delicious. 319 00:21:09,421 --> 00:21:11,821 - Sorry about the buckshot. - I don't mind. 320 00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:15,917 I mean, there's usually some mystery gristle in meat, and at leastwe know what it is. 321 00:21:17,529 --> 00:21:19,827 I like it better when you fish, Daddy. 322 00:21:19,898 --> 00:21:23,664 It was jerking around, so Eric shot it with the shotgun. 323 00:21:23,735 --> 00:21:26,101 Well, I had to. 324 00:21:26,171 --> 00:21:29,971 It was... screaming. 325 00:21:37,983 --> 00:21:40,349 I killed a raccoon once. 326 00:21:42,287 --> 00:21:44,721 Hit him with my uncle's car. 327 00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:49,251 Itwas so bad. 328 00:21:49,327 --> 00:21:53,320 All right, settle down, killer. 329 00:21:53,398 --> 00:21:57,334 Yeah, sounds likewe're all a bunch ofreal killers. 330 00:22:02,641 --> 00:22:04,939 Oh, good God, crack a window. 331 00:22:05,010 --> 00:22:06,944 That is unpleasant. 332 00:22:07,012 --> 00:22:09,503 Son of a bitch!