1 00:00:03,789 --> 00:00:08,021 So, let's get to the lovin', huh? 2 00:00:08,093 --> 00:00:10,288 So, how about a little mood music, huh? 3 00:00:10,362 --> 00:00:12,296 Zeppelin or Foghat? 4 00:00:14,133 --> 00:00:17,967 - Whatever. - Laurie, areyou okay? 5 00:00:18,037 --> 00:00:22,167 I'm sorry. I guess I'm just not into it today. 6 00:00:22,241 --> 00:00:24,175 Actually, I feel like talking. 7 00:00:24,243 --> 00:00:28,236 Oh. Okay, yeah, I'll try anything once. 8 00:00:29,348 --> 00:00:31,475 Well, it's just— 9 00:00:31,550 --> 00:00:34,144 Lately I feel like all my friends are away at school... 10 00:00:34,220 --> 00:00:37,383 and I'm the only one here, and I just feel like this huge failure. 11 00:00:37,456 --> 00:00:41,950 Laurie, don't be silly. Failures are ugly, and you're hot. 12 00:00:43,796 --> 00:00:45,787 - That's true. - Yeah. 13 00:00:45,865 --> 00:00:47,799 - Thanks, Kelso. - Yeah. 14 00:00:49,335 --> 00:00:52,463 I guess it all started in junior high. 15 00:00:52,538 --> 00:00:55,029 That's when a girl really defines who she is. 16 00:00:55,107 --> 00:00:57,041 You know what I mean? 17 00:01:01,947 --> 00:01:04,006 So, we're talking some more? 18 00:01:04,083 --> 00:01:06,916 I reallywanna talk. 19 00:01:06,986 --> 00:01:10,012 Okay. 20 00:01:10,089 --> 00:01:13,456 I'll put my shirt back on so we can talk some more. 21 00:01:13,525 --> 00:01:16,551 - Great. - Yeah, super. 22 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:25,932 Look at this ad, Red. They're opening a Price Mart right in our own town— 23 00:01:26,005 --> 00:01:27,939 14.95 for a toaster. 24 00:01:28,007 --> 00:01:31,568 - Can you believe it? - No, I can't. 25 00:01:31,644 --> 00:01:35,375 I bought that very same toaster in your store for twice that. 26 00:01:36,715 --> 00:01:38,546 Yeah, that's my point. 27 00:01:40,619 --> 00:01:43,110 Thatyou screwed me? 28 00:01:43,188 --> 00:01:45,918 Red, 14.95 is below my cost. 29 00:01:45,991 --> 00:01:47,925 This Price Mart could put me out ofbusiness. 30 00:01:47,993 --> 00:01:51,053 Hey, they're hiring. 31 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:54,793 Red, you can't. These giant corporations come into town. 32 00:01:54,867 --> 00:01:59,133 They destroy little businesses like mine. They're evil. 33 00:01:59,204 --> 00:02:02,367 Yeah, I guess that's true. 34 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:09,714 & Hangin'out& 35 00:02:10,983 --> 00:02:12,917 & Down the street& 36 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,654 & The same old thing& 37 00:02:18,557 --> 00:02:20,491 & We did last week& 38 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:25,560 & Not a thing to do & 39 00:02:25,631 --> 00:02:28,964 & But talk toyou& 40 00:02:29,034 --> 00:02:31,400 & We're all all right& 41 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:33,461 & We're all all right && 42 00:02:33,539 --> 00:02:36,303 Hello, Wisconsin! 43 00:02:44,984 --> 00:02:48,351 Where is the food? 44 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:53,653 Eric, you should give your refrigerator to people who have food. 45 00:02:53,726 --> 00:02:58,254 Look at this. Hamburger Helper. Tuna Helper. 46 00:02:58,330 --> 00:03:01,128 A can ofbeets? 47 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:04,397 Oh, gross. I will not eat a darn beet. 48 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:06,404 You know what, Forman? 49 00:03:06,472 --> 00:03:09,441 Your dad better get a job and soon 'cause I'm starving here. 50 00:03:09,508 --> 00:03:11,942 I'll tell him you said that. 51 00:03:12,011 --> 00:03:16,971 Michael, it's not polite to remind poor people that they're po— 52 00:03:17,049 --> 00:03:19,040 Less fortunate. 53 00:03:19,118 --> 00:03:21,712 We're not less fortunate. We're just on a budget. 54 00:03:21,787 --> 00:03:24,813 Well, it is a hell of a tiny budget. 55 00:03:27,326 --> 00:03:30,784 Oh, that's not funny. That's sad. 56 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,734 Hey, Kelso, eat that. 57 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,736 All right, green Jell-O. 58 00:03:38,804 --> 00:03:42,103 Hey, Jackie, try some. I heard green stuff makes you horny. 59 00:03:42,174 --> 00:03:46,042 Michael, that onlyworks with green M&M's. Duh. 60 00:03:47,279 --> 00:03:51,477 Nuh-uh. It's everything green. Right, Donna? 61 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:55,077 Actually, Kelso, you know what really makes you horny? 62 00:03:55,154 --> 00:03:57,850 Beets. 63 00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:02,920 Yeah, right. 64 00:04:02,995 --> 00:04:05,657 No, it's true. I saw it on 60 Minutes, man. 65 00:04:05,731 --> 00:04:08,632 Beet farmers with like 1 0, 1 5 kids. 66 00:04:10,269 --> 00:04:15,036 Man, how's come everything that's good for you, always tastes so bad? 67 00:04:15,107 --> 00:04:17,769 I'm trying it. 68 00:04:17,843 --> 00:04:20,835 Michael, honey, don't eat our beets. 69 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:28,286 You know, Michael, Mrs. Forman's right. You're horny enough as it is. 70 00:04:28,353 --> 00:04:30,685 Sometimes I wish you had two girlfriends. 71 00:04:32,825 --> 00:04:36,124 Oh, my God. Areyou serious? 72 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:40,564 - What? - Nothing. 73 00:04:42,801 --> 00:04:44,996 I get it, Bob. 74 00:04:46,071 --> 00:04:48,539 Kitty, I'm getting a job at Price Mart! 75 00:04:56,882 --> 00:04:59,578 - And I guess I've just been too concerned... 76 00:04:59,651 --> 00:05:02,848 with the needs of others, and I haven't thought enough about myself. 77 00:05:04,857 --> 00:05:09,419 - Kelso? - Yeah. Yeah. Listening. 78 00:05:09,495 --> 00:05:11,554 So, what doyou think? 79 00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:17,125 Well, uh, I... agree? 80 00:05:17,202 --> 00:05:21,070 - Really? - Yeah! 81 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:24,507 I mean— I mean, everything you said makes so much sense. 82 00:05:26,578 --> 00:05:29,342 So, who wants sex? I know I do. 83 00:05:31,049 --> 00:05:35,577 Kelso, I'm feeling really close toyou... 84 00:05:35,654 --> 00:05:39,488 and I think I want a relationship. 85 00:05:39,558 --> 00:05:44,018 Yes, that's what I want, a sexual relationship. 86 00:05:44,096 --> 00:05:47,930 No, no, I mean, I want more from you than just sex. 87 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,401 Don't be silly, Laurie. Sex is enough for anywoman. 88 00:05:51,470 --> 00:05:55,429 Kelso, I want an emotional relationship. 89 00:05:55,507 --> 00:06:00,604 Exactly! We both want a sexually, emotional relationship. 90 00:06:02,848 --> 00:06:05,817 This Price Mart looks like a heck ofan outfit, Kitty. 91 00:06:05,884 --> 00:06:08,182 Yeah, maybe I should go down there and get a job too. 92 00:06:08,253 --> 00:06:12,417 Eric, when your father's in a good mood, what do I say? 93 00:06:12,491 --> 00:06:14,254 - No talking? - Thank you. 94 00:06:14,326 --> 00:06:18,353 Eric, I told you. Your job is to study hard... 95 00:06:18,430 --> 00:06:22,332 get good grades, get a scholarship, go to college and move away. 96 00:06:22,401 --> 00:06:24,528 End of discussion. 97 00:06:25,837 --> 00:06:28,499 Then how come Hyde gets to have a job? 98 00:06:28,574 --> 00:06:31,634 Because, Forman, you have potential. 99 00:06:32,911 --> 00:06:34,845 Whereas I'll be a success if I stay out ofjail. 100 00:06:34,913 --> 00:06:37,473 Exactly. 101 00:06:37,549 --> 00:06:40,677 Oh, no, Steven, that is not true. 102 00:06:40,752 --> 00:06:43,312 It's just it's a little different because— 103 00:06:43,388 --> 00:06:46,084 he doesn't have any parents. 104 00:06:48,427 --> 00:06:51,396 Oh, my God! I don't have any parents? 105 00:06:51,463 --> 00:06:54,626 Okay, okay, wish me luck. 106 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:58,158 - Okay, good luck, honey. Knock 'em dead. - Good luck. 107 00:06:58,237 --> 00:07:01,138 Man, what's his problem? I just— I just wanna help out. 108 00:07:01,206 --> 00:07:04,403 Well, I am sorry, Eric, but I agree with your father— 109 00:07:04,476 --> 00:07:07,343 School is your job. 110 00:07:07,412 --> 00:07:11,644 Oh, and also to be my precious little baby boy. 111 00:07:16,555 --> 00:07:19,149 Mom, we talkedabout this. 112 00:07:19,224 --> 00:07:22,682 I'm not a boy anymore. I'm a man. 113 00:07:24,062 --> 00:07:26,189 Shut up, Hyde! I am a man! 114 00:07:27,733 --> 00:07:29,860 Fine. 115 00:07:29,935 --> 00:07:32,961 My precious little baby man. 116 00:07:36,842 --> 00:07:39,640 Oh, man... 117 00:07:39,711 --> 00:07:42,908 you are so luckyyour mom's a runaway alcoholic. 118 00:07:45,317 --> 00:07:47,547 I must say, Red. I am very impressed with your experience. 119 00:07:47,619 --> 00:07:50,884 - Well, thank you, Mr. Herbison. - Oh, call me Ted, Red. 120 00:07:50,956 --> 00:07:53,447 Hey, "Ted, Red." That's funny. 121 00:07:53,525 --> 00:07:56,653 Yeah, it is. Uh, I didn't catch it there at first... 122 00:07:56,728 --> 00:07:59,697 but then, whoop, that's funny. 123 00:07:59,765 --> 00:08:02,563 I seeyou're applying for our supervisor position. 124 00:08:02,634 --> 00:08:04,761 What would you say if I offered you a job right now? 125 00:08:04,836 --> 00:08:08,738 I'd say, "Let's break out the Champale." 126 00:08:08,807 --> 00:08:11,935 Great, 'cause we're hiring cashiers. You get your own smock. 127 00:08:12,010 --> 00:08:15,969 But I'm not a cashier, Ted. I'm management. 128 00:08:17,616 --> 00:08:21,177 Okay, then we'll letyou know. 129 00:08:23,722 --> 00:08:27,681 So, uh, "Red, Ted," that's pretty funny though. 130 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,627 On second thought, it's not that funny. 131 00:08:45,744 --> 00:08:49,236 - Red, come and eatyour dinner. - Shh! Not hungry. 132 00:08:49,314 --> 00:08:51,248 Hey, what's going on? 133 00:08:51,316 --> 00:08:53,876 - Shh. Red's waiting for a phone call. - Oh. 134 00:08:58,290 --> 00:09:00,315 - Shh! 135 00:09:01,326 --> 00:09:03,260 Sorry. 136 00:09:04,496 --> 00:09:07,693 You know, that phone hasn't rung all damn day. 137 00:09:07,766 --> 00:09:10,394 - Maybe it's broken. - No, it's not broken. 138 00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:13,029 - No, it's not broken. 139 00:09:13,105 --> 00:09:16,233 Oh, damn! They could've called right then... 140 00:09:16,308 --> 00:09:18,435 got a busy signal, moved on to the next guy on the list. 141 00:09:18,510 --> 00:09:21,843 Oh, man, I just screwed myself out of a job! 142 00:09:23,949 --> 00:09:26,747 Wait, Red, wait. Let it ring. You don't wanna seem desperate. 143 00:09:26,818 --> 00:09:29,651 - Right. 144 00:09:29,721 --> 00:09:34,090 Eric, ifthis is one of your dumb-ass friends, you'd better start runnin'. 145 00:09:34,159 --> 00:09:37,060 Please don't be Kelso. Please don't be Kelso. 146 00:09:37,129 --> 00:09:40,189 Hello. 147 00:09:40,265 --> 00:09:42,460 It's Price Mart. 148 00:09:42,534 --> 00:09:45,765 God! 149 00:09:45,837 --> 00:09:48,601 Yes. 150 00:09:48,673 --> 00:09:51,437 This is the Forman residence. 151 00:09:51,510 --> 00:09:53,444 Oh, you have good news. 152 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:57,977 Yeah, ha. 153 00:09:58,049 --> 00:10:01,576 Uh-huh. 154 00:10:01,653 --> 00:10:04,486 Okay, then. Thanks for calling. 155 00:10:04,556 --> 00:10:06,524 So, what's the good news? 156 00:10:06,591 --> 00:10:10,755 Well, the good news is... 157 00:10:10,829 --> 00:10:13,229 Eric got a job at Price Mart. 158 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:23,799 Run, honey, run. 159 00:10:35,086 --> 00:10:37,486 Man, Red went ballistic on me. 160 00:10:37,555 --> 00:10:40,149 I mean, I wanna keep the job, but... 161 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:43,660 I really don't wanna wear my ass for a hat. 162 00:10:46,264 --> 00:10:49,665 'Cause, you know, he said he could do that, and I believe him. 163 00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:54,563 Come on, Forman. Fight the power, man. 164 00:10:54,639 --> 00:10:57,199 That way I can haveyour room after Red kills you. 165 00:11:00,578 --> 00:11:03,308 Although I'm not sure an ass-hat is fatal. 166 00:11:04,849 --> 00:11:07,477 You know what would be a good job for me? 167 00:11:07,552 --> 00:11:09,486 Gigolo. 168 00:11:11,656 --> 00:11:14,853 "The loving is over, now pay me." 169 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:22,356 So, Laurie's been talking a lot lately, right? 170 00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:25,493 She's saying she wants a relationship, you know. 171 00:11:25,570 --> 00:11:28,300 And I kept waiting for the dirty part. 172 00:11:29,807 --> 00:11:32,332 But the dirty part never came. 173 00:11:35,146 --> 00:11:38,673 Kelso, I have a real problem here, okay? I'd like to talk about that. 174 00:11:39,684 --> 00:11:41,709 Right. 175 00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:45,278 You know, dating two girls wasn't supposed to be like this. 176 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:48,450 No, it was supposed to be like— 177 00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:02,333 So, doyou wanna talk? 178 00:12:02,406 --> 00:12:04,670 No way. I just wanna fool around. 179 00:12:04,742 --> 00:12:06,676 Yeah. 180 00:12:06,744 --> 00:12:10,202 Oh, talking is stupid. 181 00:12:10,281 --> 00:12:13,876 You know, I'll just wait quietly until you and Laurie are done. 182 00:12:13,951 --> 00:12:16,715 Have fun. 183 00:12:16,787 --> 00:12:18,982 Well, thanks, babe. 184 00:12:19,056 --> 00:12:22,253 You know, feel free to jump in. 185 00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:26,956 Hey, Kelso, you mind if I join in your sexy circle too? 186 00:12:27,031 --> 00:12:30,364 - Why not? - All Eric everwants to do is talk. 187 00:12:30,434 --> 00:12:33,164 I told you he was a loser. 188 00:12:33,237 --> 00:12:35,967 I know. I mean, how am I supposed to talkwhen I don't have a thought... 189 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,304 in my pretty little red head? 190 00:12:40,678 --> 00:12:45,047 See, Michael? Donna is just as empty-headed as we are. 191 00:12:45,116 --> 00:12:49,644 Oh, Donna, you make a great addition to our sexy circle. 192 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,211 All right, ladies, there's just one rule here. 193 00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:54,314 There are no bras allowed. 194 00:12:54,392 --> 00:12:56,656 Yea! 195 00:13:02,099 --> 00:13:04,226 See, that's pretty sweet, huh? 196 00:13:09,974 --> 00:13:13,637 - What doyou think? 197 00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:16,009 I think it makes your ass look big. 198 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:25,886 You know, I just don't know why my dad doesn't want me to work. 199 00:13:25,956 --> 00:13:27,890 I mean, yeah, I'm a real bad boy, Donna. 200 00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:31,917 My big teenage rebellion is to get a job. 201 00:13:34,265 --> 00:13:37,723 Ooh, you never know what I'm gonna do next. 202 00:13:37,802 --> 00:13:40,202 Oh, my God, look out. 203 00:13:40,271 --> 00:13:42,239 He's got insurance. 204 00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:47,544 You know, I think it'll be great when you get a job. 205 00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:49,670 Maybe on dates we won't just sit in the car. 206 00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:53,683 Maybe we can actually drive somewhere and maybe, I don't know, eat. 207 00:13:55,086 --> 00:13:58,249 Or maybe I can get my own popcorn at the movies. 208 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:01,224 You're a dreamer. 209 00:14:05,329 --> 00:14:08,662 Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna keep the job. 210 00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:11,861 Wow, you're like a Rebel Without a Cause. " 211 00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:14,302 But with a cause. 212 00:14:14,371 --> 00:14:17,204 - And a smock. - Right. 213 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,543 You gotta hide me. 214 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,545 Kelso, areyou down there? 215 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:26,674 - Crap! I'm not here. 216 00:14:28,219 --> 00:14:30,153 Have you seen Kelso? 217 00:14:30,221 --> 00:14:32,951 Well, yes, I have. He's hiding from you in the shower. 218 00:14:38,496 --> 00:14:40,691 Hi. 219 00:14:40,765 --> 00:14:43,928 Guess what? I just found my eighth grade diary. 220 00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:45,935 Come on, I'll read it toyou. 221 00:14:46,003 --> 00:14:48,665 Great! Hey, Forman. 222 00:14:53,744 --> 00:14:55,678 Good news, Red. 223 00:14:55,746 --> 00:14:59,113 I just took Cosmo's "Ten Ways to Please Your Man in Bed" test... 224 00:14:59,183 --> 00:15:03,279 and I got nine out of 10. 225 00:15:03,354 --> 00:15:08,087 But I didn't get number three, because I'm a nurse, and number three is icky. 226 00:15:15,699 --> 00:15:17,633 I can't believe that Eric. 227 00:15:17,701 --> 00:15:20,636 Oh, I thinkworking is important to Eric's self-esteem... 228 00:15:20,704 --> 00:15:22,638 and I really don't think it's a big deal. 229 00:15:22,706 --> 00:15:25,470 But he only got a job, Kitty, because I don't have one. 230 00:15:25,543 --> 00:15:28,944 And no son of mine is going to work and screw up his chances... 231 00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:31,914 to go to a good college 'cause I can't carry the load. 232 00:15:31,982 --> 00:15:35,247 I should have taken that crummy cashier's job. 233 00:15:35,319 --> 00:15:38,482 Oh, now what kind oftalk is that? You deserve to be supervisor. 234 00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:42,458 In fact, the Red Forman I know would march right down there and fight for it. 235 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:45,051 I've been out ofwork for six months. 236 00:15:45,129 --> 00:15:47,927 I can't afford to fight right now, Kitty. 237 00:15:47,998 --> 00:15:50,193 I gotta take their crappy offer... 238 00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:53,725 and smile like a jackass while I do it. 239 00:15:54,972 --> 00:15:56,940 Red, I don't think your smile is gonna— 240 00:15:57,007 --> 00:15:58,941 Oh, I'm going for a walk. 241 00:15:59,009 --> 00:16:00,977 Well, wait a minute, honey. 242 00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:04,378 You know what? We cansplit a bottle ofiwine... 243 00:16:04,448 --> 00:16:08,043 and I'll-I'll give number three a shot. 244 00:16:15,492 --> 00:16:18,256 That was a close one. 245 00:16:27,972 --> 00:16:30,941 - Did you quit that job? - Dad, I wanna keep that job. 246 00:16:31,008 --> 00:16:33,568 Well, it's a tough world, Eric. 247 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,374 And people don't always get what theywant, especiallyyou. 248 00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,683 Dad, I'm pretty sure I'm not backing down on this one. 249 00:16:44,455 --> 00:16:46,389 You're not? 250 00:16:46,457 --> 00:16:48,550 Oh, no. 251 00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:52,828 Well, I guess you win then. 252 00:16:54,365 --> 00:16:57,357 Dad, you always tell me never to back down. "Don't back down." 253 00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,403 "Formans never back down." And nowyou're telling me to back down? 254 00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:03,929 Well, Dad, I can only conclude thatyou're insane. 255 00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:06,203 You think that's funny? 256 00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:10,304 Well, you know, maybe not in the traditional ha-ha sense, but, you know, it's kind of— 257 00:17:11,382 --> 00:17:13,316 Look, I've gotta go. 258 00:17:13,384 --> 00:17:15,852 You know, you're gonna look real funny when you're wearing— 259 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,184 - your ass for a hat. - Yeah. 260 00:17:20,257 --> 00:17:23,385 Even though I doubt that's physically possible. 261 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,451 Let's find out together. 262 00:17:28,399 --> 00:17:30,833 Okay, Laurie, I want you to know... 263 00:17:30,901 --> 00:17:35,235 that I really, really, really enjoy fooling around with you. 264 00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:38,070 Yeah, I get that a lot. 265 00:17:38,142 --> 00:17:40,770 And you should, 'causeyou're talented. 266 00:17:40,844 --> 00:17:44,439 See, but I don't want one of those relationships... 267 00:17:44,515 --> 00:17:46,449 because I already have one of those with Jackie. 268 00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:49,247 - Yeah, but that can't last. - No. 269 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,881 See, what I'm saying is is that we have to break this thing off. 270 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:57,859 Huh. 271 00:17:57,928 --> 00:18:02,888 That's a pretty big decision to make all on your own. 272 00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:06,300 Maybeyou and me and Jackie should all get together and discuss it. 273 00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:08,235 No, you wouldn't. 274 00:18:08,305 --> 00:18:12,833 Really? Look at me, Kelso. 275 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:15,674 Look into my— eyes. 276 00:18:32,062 --> 00:18:34,053 Laurie, will you go out with me? 277 00:18:34,131 --> 00:18:37,328 Oh, Kelso, I thought you'd never ask. 278 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,001 It's a smart move taking cashier. 279 00:18:46,076 --> 00:18:50,172 I knowyou were gunning for supervisor, but, hey, there's no shame in backing down. 280 00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:58,385 Well, that is a mighty nice smock. 281 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:04,288 You know, you think thatyour kids don't listen toyou... 282 00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:06,295 but they do. 283 00:19:06,363 --> 00:19:08,456 I'm not sure I follow. 284 00:19:08,532 --> 00:19:10,727 I changed my mind, Ted. 285 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,928 I'm here for the supervisor's job. 286 00:19:14,671 --> 00:19:17,469 You know what I mean, Ted? 287 00:19:21,612 --> 00:19:27,016 Okay, well, now, your father should be back from his interview any minute now. 288 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:29,018 Mom, how come we have to be here? 289 00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:33,921 I could be using this time to... not be here. 290 00:19:33,991 --> 00:19:38,553 No, this is a very difficult day for your father, and he needs to be with his family. 291 00:19:38,629 --> 00:19:41,257 - I'll be in the basement. - No, you sit. 292 00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:44,562 Oh, sure, when things get ugly, suddenly I'm family. 293 00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:49,271 Not to me, freak. 294 00:19:49,339 --> 00:19:52,365 You are so going to end up in porno. 295 00:20:01,051 --> 00:20:03,815 Hi, honey. 296 00:20:03,887 --> 00:20:06,117 Right to the bar. Not a good sign. 297 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,588 What areyou all looking at? 298 00:20:10,661 --> 00:20:15,189 Don't you think that Price Mart's new supervisor deserves a drink? 299 00:20:15,265 --> 00:20:18,132 Yea! 300 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:22,238 Yeah, I got it. 301 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:25,298 Hey, congratulations, Dad. 302 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:28,970 Thanks, Eric. Oh, and you're fired. 303 00:20:31,415 --> 00:20:33,349 What? You can't do that. 304 00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,942 Yes, I can. You're fired! 305 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:39,682 Hey, you know what? I'm not fired. 306 00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:46,626 Okay, if it's so important to you, you're not fired. 307 00:20:46,697 --> 00:20:51,634 But ifyour grades start to slip, you are fired! 308 00:20:51,702 --> 00:20:53,567 I love saying that. 309 00:20:53,637 --> 00:20:57,664 God help the poor bastards who work for you, huh? 310 00:20:57,741 --> 00:21:00,141 Wait. Uh, I work for you. 311 00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:02,576 I know. 312 00:21:05,883 --> 00:21:08,875 So, Dad, you and me going to work together. 313 00:21:08,952 --> 00:21:11,443 What a nightmare, huh? 314 00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:14,980 Oh, would you look at that? They spelled your name wrong. 315 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:20,294 Just doesn't get old, does it? 316 00:21:21,431 --> 00:21:23,592 Well, ifit isn't Benedict and Arnold. 317 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:27,125 Bob, I needed that job. And if you can't get that... 318 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,399 well, I'm sorry, you're a dumb-ass. 319 00:21:29,473 --> 00:21:31,839 Look, they misspelled "Price Mart." 320 00:21:31,909 --> 00:21:34,241 - You wanna keep that finger? - Uh-huh. 321 00:21:38,815 --> 00:21:42,546 You've gotta stop goofing around, Kelso. Am I right, Jackie? 322 00:21:42,619 --> 00:21:44,951 Laurie is so right, Michael. 323 00:21:45,022 --> 00:21:46,990 We are very disappointed in you. 324 00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:49,048 Even Eric got a job. 325 00:21:50,127 --> 00:21:53,153 Yeah, even my stupid brother got a job. 326 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:56,859 Yeah, her brother's stupid, and he got a job. 327 00:21:56,934 --> 00:21:58,868 Sexy circle? 328 00:21:58,936 --> 00:22:00,904 Ow!