1 00:00:01,188 --> 00:00:06,148 && 2 00:00:06,227 --> 00:00:08,422 Oh, Rerun's not smart. 3 00:00:08,496 --> 00:00:13,399 What's Happening? I'll tell you what's happening. Hilarity. 4 00:00:13,467 --> 00:00:17,164 Yeah, no kidding. "Hey, hey, hey!" 5 00:00:17,238 --> 00:00:19,570 That's just funny, man! 6 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,507 Hey, hey, can you guys keep it down a bit, please? 7 00:00:22,577 --> 00:00:25,512 Hyde, there's lipstick on your chin. 8 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:30,040 Hyde, whyyou putting lipstick on your chin? It's for your lips. 9 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,608 Hey, maybe he's got a girl back there. 10 00:00:32,687 --> 00:00:34,712 So, Hyde, who's the lucky lady? 11 00:00:34,789 --> 00:00:37,155 I never kiss and tell. 12 00:00:37,224 --> 00:00:39,158 It's Kat Peterson. 13 00:00:41,228 --> 00:00:44,425 Yeah, right. You're in your bedroom with the most popular girl in school. 14 00:00:44,498 --> 00:00:49,401 Yeah, what happened to Farrah Fawcett? Did her car break down? 15 00:00:49,470 --> 00:00:52,871 Look, just keep it down, all right? You're killing the mood. 16 00:00:52,940 --> 00:00:56,205 Hyde, there's no mood because there's no one back there. 17 00:00:58,312 --> 00:01:02,043 Hey, Michael. Okay, so we're all set for our big dinner party! 18 00:01:02,116 --> 00:01:05,244 Oh, yea. The big dinner party. 19 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:07,412 So here. 20 00:01:07,488 --> 00:01:09,979 "You and a guest are cordially invited for an evening... 21 00:01:10,057 --> 00:01:13,857 of cocktails, dinner and TV." 22 00:01:13,928 --> 00:01:17,364 The attire is semiformal casual. 23 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:23,000 Ah, fiinallyl can wearmytuxedo T-shirt. 24 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,635 Uh, sorry, Fez. I forgot to invite you and Hyde. 25 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:32,543 But it's never too late. 26 00:01:32,613 --> 00:01:34,547 Okay, bye! 27 00:01:35,883 --> 00:01:38,374 Don't worry, Fez. I'm sure you and Hyde can come. 28 00:01:38,452 --> 00:01:41,353 No, Michael, they can't. 29 00:01:41,422 --> 00:01:44,050 Okay, I get it. They can't come. 30 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:46,286 Come with me. 31 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,352 - No! 32 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:51,955 Okay, I'll giveyou a hundred bucks if you don't make me go to this party. 33 00:01:52,033 --> 00:01:54,763 - Show me the hundred. - Damn! 34 00:01:54,835 --> 00:01:56,996 Well, the party's tomorrow night... 35 00:01:57,071 --> 00:02:00,905 so I better go home and start putting on cologne now. 36 00:02:03,477 --> 00:02:05,672 So, that was fun. 37 00:02:05,746 --> 00:02:08,738 Nah, Disneyland's fun. That was nasty. 38 00:02:14,188 --> 00:02:16,452 Oh, my God, Hyde. 39 00:02:16,524 --> 00:02:18,992 Kat Peterson. Nice. 40 00:02:19,060 --> 00:02:23,121 Yep, she's slummin' it. I'm lovin' it. 41 00:02:27,501 --> 00:02:29,435 & Hangin'out& 42 00:02:30,705 --> 00:02:32,639 & Down the street& 43 00:02:34,442 --> 00:02:36,376 & The same old thing& 44 00:02:38,279 --> 00:02:40,213 & We did last week& 45 00:02:41,482 --> 00:02:45,282 & Not a thing to do & 46 00:02:45,352 --> 00:02:48,685 & But talk toyou& 47 00:02:48,756 --> 00:02:51,122 & We're all all right& 48 00:02:51,192 --> 00:02:53,183 & We're all all right&& 49 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:56,024 Hello, Wisconsin! 50 00:03:03,170 --> 00:03:06,401 Red, honey, would you go to Bob and Midge's and get my casserole dish? 51 00:03:06,474 --> 00:03:09,068 I'm making Tuna Surprise tonight. 52 00:03:09,143 --> 00:03:13,580 Well, now that I know, you've ruined the surprise. 53 00:03:17,051 --> 00:03:21,249 It's for Scrabble night. Bob and Midge loveTuna Surprise. 54 00:03:21,322 --> 00:03:24,416 Yeah, but I don't love Bob and Midge. 55 00:03:24,492 --> 00:03:27,689 I have to invite them over. They keep inviting us. 56 00:03:27,762 --> 00:03:29,753 That's because you keep inviting them. 57 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:33,027 Somebody's gotta break the chain or it'll go on forever. 58 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:37,059 Red, they're the only friends we have sinceyou made Phyllis cry. 59 00:03:38,439 --> 00:03:41,340 I didn't say anything about Phyllis's weight... 60 00:03:41,408 --> 00:03:45,071 that the whole room didn't already know. 61 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,411 Donna, I'm gonna have dinner parties all the time... 62 00:03:55,489 --> 00:03:59,721 when I'm Mrs. Michael Kelso, Esquire. 63 00:04:00,828 --> 00:04:03,160 - Just think about it. - Do I have to? 64 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:05,721 Oh, shh. 65 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,360 & So they sprinkled moondust in your hair & 66 00:04:08,435 --> 00:04:11,836 & And golden starlight in your eyes ofblue && 67 00:04:11,906 --> 00:04:15,273 - They're brown. - I know! 68 00:04:19,113 --> 00:04:23,379 Oh, Kelso, you little so-and-so. 69 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:25,941 I'd nary a notion of your songbird ways... 70 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:28,818 having thoughtyou merely a captain ofindustry... 71 00:04:28,889 --> 00:04:30,823 and a king among men. 72 00:04:30,891 --> 00:04:32,825 Myword. 73 00:04:32,893 --> 00:04:37,387 Ceaseyour fawning and let us discuss the fox hunt. 74 00:04:37,464 --> 00:04:40,092 But first, I crave a French pastry. Where's the help? 75 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:48,272 Apologies, good sire. 76 00:04:48,342 --> 00:04:50,833 I was in the stables brushing the horses... 77 00:04:50,911 --> 00:04:53,903 secretly entertaining notions of a sensual tryst... 78 00:04:53,981 --> 00:04:55,915 with the lady. 79 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:04,119 Top drawer! Top... drawer. 80 00:05:10,898 --> 00:05:14,595 Ah! Top drawer. 81 00:05:15,903 --> 00:05:18,667 Hello. 82 00:05:18,739 --> 00:05:21,299 Oh. Oh, hey, Bob. 83 00:05:33,821 --> 00:05:35,982 Oh, hi, Red. 84 00:05:45,532 --> 00:05:49,024 && 85 00:05:53,574 --> 00:05:55,565 && 86 00:05:55,643 --> 00:05:59,135 && 87 00:06:00,481 --> 00:06:03,041 Stop it! 88 00:06:03,117 --> 00:06:06,109 - You know what might make this party a little more fun? 89 00:06:06,186 --> 00:06:09,155 - Sweet death. 90 00:06:13,827 --> 00:06:16,091 Hyde? 91 00:06:16,163 --> 00:06:18,097 Fez? 92 00:06:18,165 --> 00:06:20,099 Michael! 93 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:23,136 Oh, good. It's Hyde, Fez and Michael. 94 00:06:24,438 --> 00:06:28,841 - Hello, fellas. What's to eat? - Ahh. 95 00:06:28,909 --> 00:06:31,810 Are these melon balls for anyone? 96 00:06:31,879 --> 00:06:33,813 Why are they here? 97 00:06:33,881 --> 00:06:36,372 I invited them because you're always discussing manners... 98 00:06:36,450 --> 00:06:38,384 and I wanted to be mannerly. 99 00:06:38,452 --> 00:06:41,250 - He's mannerly. - Hey, Chuck. 100 00:06:41,322 --> 00:06:44,086 Oh, no. Chuck's here. 101 00:06:44,158 --> 00:06:46,092 Why, Michael? 102 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,254 Whywould you invite all these people? Whywould you do this? 103 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:53,266 Well, I was thinking that if a party of 10 people was fun... 104 00:06:53,334 --> 00:06:57,634 - that a party of30 people would be twice as much fun. 105 00:06:57,705 --> 00:07:00,697 Michael, I didn't want twice as much fun. 106 00:07:00,774 --> 00:07:02,935 I wanted a small, classy party. 107 00:07:03,010 --> 00:07:06,946 Just 'cause there's a couple more people doesn't mean it can't still be classy. 108 00:07:07,014 --> 00:07:10,245 Hey, everybody! I'm takin' off my pants! 109 00:07:15,923 --> 00:07:17,914 No hair? 110 00:07:19,626 --> 00:07:22,823 None. Well, a little. 111 00:07:22,896 --> 00:07:25,797 Well, what are we talking about here, Red? 112 00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:30,860 Is it like Ed Asner bald or Charlie Brown bald? 113 00:07:30,938 --> 00:07:33,839 Geez, Kitty, I don't know. I barely looked. 114 00:07:33,907 --> 00:07:36,307 Okay, I need a visual aid. 115 00:07:36,377 --> 00:07:40,336 It was so uncomfortable. I mean, a toupee is a pretty big lie. 116 00:07:40,414 --> 00:07:43,247 Okay. Here. 117 00:07:43,317 --> 00:07:46,912 Show me on WoolyWilly. 118 00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:52,882 - Okay? - Uh-huh. Okay. Uh-huh. 119 00:07:59,867 --> 00:08:01,858 Really? 120 00:08:06,273 --> 00:08:07,797 && 121 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:11,470 Hey! Hey! Would it kill you to use a coaster? 122 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,277 Bunch ofwild hooligans here. 123 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:19,251 Oh, sorry, Red. 124 00:08:21,455 --> 00:08:23,787 Well, you know... 125 00:08:23,857 --> 00:08:26,052 it was gonna leave a ring. 126 00:08:26,126 --> 00:08:29,584 That's so true, Kitty. 127 00:08:29,663 --> 00:08:32,598 Eric, look, this is notyour house. 128 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:35,931 You're not gonna get in trouble for any of this, so loosen up. 129 00:08:36,003 --> 00:08:37,971 Yeah, I guess I could do that. 130 00:08:44,344 --> 00:08:46,369 Oh, my God. 131 00:08:46,447 --> 00:08:49,780 It's like I'm seeing colors I've never seen before. 132 00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:51,943 Let's get something from the bar. 133 00:08:52,019 --> 00:08:53,680 You guys want— 134 00:08:53,754 --> 00:08:56,086 Hey, Kat. Want a beer? 135 00:08:56,156 --> 00:08:59,557 No... thanks. 136 00:09:04,998 --> 00:09:07,796 She just blew me off, man. Do you believe that? 137 00:09:07,868 --> 00:09:09,859 Yes, I do. 138 00:09:12,139 --> 00:09:15,905 I really, really do. 139 00:09:19,780 --> 00:09:22,408 Michael, are they drinking out of my parents' crystal? 140 00:09:22,483 --> 00:09:24,246 Yeah, Jackie. 141 00:09:24,318 --> 00:09:27,947 Theywere trying to drink straight from the bottle, and I said, "No, no! 142 00:09:28,021 --> 00:09:32,185 Use the crystal, 'cause it's classy." 143 00:09:34,962 --> 00:09:38,022 Michael, I'm gonna go upstairs and feel sorry for myself... 144 00:09:38,098 --> 00:09:41,431 and you—you are gonna fix this. 145 00:09:42,970 --> 00:09:46,770 Fi— Fix it? Jackie, you're having the party oftheyear here. 146 00:09:50,444 --> 00:09:54,141 Damn! I do not get women! 147 00:09:54,214 --> 00:09:57,479 Yes, neither does Hyde. Right, Hyde? 148 00:10:08,591 --> 00:10:10,525 You okay? 149 00:10:10,593 --> 00:10:13,084 Donna, please, I really don't wanna talk about Michael. 150 00:10:15,465 --> 00:10:18,923 Okay, so what is your honest opinion about Michael? 151 00:10:20,437 --> 00:10:22,701 Um, by honest, you mean— 152 00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:25,798 Donna! Please learn to listen. 153 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:29,311 - Okay. Okay, fine. Honestly? - Mm-hmm. 154 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:34,146 You have certain expectations of Kelso that may not be entirely realistic. 155 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,708 You want him to be sophisticated and smart... 156 00:10:36,786 --> 00:10:39,949 but actually he's unsophisticated and unsmart. 157 00:10:42,358 --> 00:10:46,624 Hey, you know, you guys are really bringing down the make-out room. 158 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:27,165 Well, I'm gonna have to pass. I've got nothing. 159 00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:34,500 Would you look at her, Fez? 160 00:11:34,577 --> 00:11:37,478 Acting like she's all hot stuff. 161 00:11:37,547 --> 00:11:40,539 So she's incredibly good-looking, and everyone likes her. 162 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,812 I'm real impressed. 163 00:11:42,886 --> 00:11:45,480 Yeah, I know how it is. 164 00:11:45,555 --> 00:11:47,546 You think you know somebody... 165 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:51,321 but then it turns out he lied about making out with Kat Peterson. 166 00:11:51,394 --> 00:11:54,386 Hyde, Fez. What, is this a funeral? Come on! 167 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,433 Why aren't you guys gettin' down? 168 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:00,867 I'm afraid Hyde is way too lovesick to get down. 169 00:12:02,405 --> 00:12:05,033 Lovesick? I don't love her, man. 170 00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:10,068 I just thinkwe should be having sex is all 'cause she'd enjoy it. 171 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:14,242 Hyde, I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. 172 00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:21,721 But seriously, Hyde... 173 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:25,989 this is a party, so loosen up, like me. 174 00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:28,053 Oopsy-daisy. 175 00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:32,957 Man, I wish Jackie would loosen up. 176 00:12:33,036 --> 00:12:35,834 She's throwing a great party down here, and she's missing it. 177 00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:38,396 Kelso, you don't get it, huh? 178 00:12:38,474 --> 00:12:41,170 This party meant the world toJackie... 179 00:12:41,244 --> 00:12:43,610 and you crapped on it. 180 00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:49,343 - All right. Ease up on Kelso, huh? - Thanks, Hyde. 181 00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:51,751 I mean, soyou did something horrible... 182 00:12:51,821 --> 00:12:54,551 but it's Jackie, so who cares? 183 00:12:54,624 --> 00:12:57,092 No, wait. What areyou saying? 184 00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:00,254 I'm saying you burned her, man, royally. 185 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,355 Nice job. 186 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:07,258 But, no, man, I didn't want to burn her. 187 00:13:07,337 --> 00:13:10,773 I invited all these people to make it fun, so her partywould be good. 188 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:14,276 She didn't want a good party. She wanted her party. 189 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:20,005 You know what? You're right, Fez. 190 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:22,313 All right, this party's over. Everybody out! 191 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,479 No, Kelso. What are you saying, man? Think! 192 00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:28,623 You know what, guys? 193 00:13:28,691 --> 00:13:32,525 For the first time in my life, I think I am thinking. 194 00:13:34,831 --> 00:13:38,824 You know, I'm in danger of ruining the greatest thing that has ever happened to me... 195 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,563 and I am not gonna let that happen. 196 00:13:41,638 --> 00:13:45,438 - Kelso— - Do not interrupt me. This is important! 197 00:13:45,508 --> 00:13:48,909 From now on, I'm gonna putJackie's needs first... 198 00:13:48,978 --> 00:13:51,606 and she is gonna be so proud of me. 199 00:13:53,783 --> 00:13:55,774 Whoa! Do— 200 00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:59,916 Whoa, man! This is a rager! 201 00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:02,890 Give meyour brandies. Whoa! 202 00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:07,854 Whoa! Give me— Whoa! 203 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,955 God, how dareyou say that about me and Michael? 204 00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:12,024 You wanted my honest opinion. 205 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,468 Your honest opinion that we're great together. 206 00:14:15,538 --> 00:14:17,870 Look, you are wrong about Michael. 207 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,671 He knows he made a mistake, and he's gonna make it up to me. You wait and see. 208 00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:29,210 Uh, Jackie? Where's the fire extinguisher? 209 00:14:37,226 --> 00:14:41,162 S-I-T. 210 00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:43,221 That's sit. 211 00:14:44,934 --> 00:14:48,426 Oh, my. Yes, it is again. 212 00:14:49,739 --> 00:14:52,833 Yeah, Midge has got quite a lead. 213 00:14:52,909 --> 00:14:57,471 - Your turn, Red. - Okay. Fine. 214 00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:01,540 "Cueball." 215 00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:11,154 I— I'm sorry, Bob. 216 00:15:11,227 --> 00:15:13,889 Sorry? 217 00:15:13,963 --> 00:15:16,056 Why apologize to me? 218 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,123 I like billiards. 219 00:15:19,902 --> 00:15:21,893 Billiards are fun. 220 00:15:23,906 --> 00:15:26,397 - Okay, soyou all know. - I don't know anything. 221 00:15:26,476 --> 00:15:28,137 I wear a toupee! 222 00:15:28,211 --> 00:15:32,045 Bob, if you tell them, they'll know! 223 00:15:33,649 --> 00:15:35,947 I wear a rug. So what? 224 00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:45,026 You know... 225 00:15:46,596 --> 00:15:49,087 I wish I had a toupee. 226 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:54,592 You know, because the way my hair is sometimes. 227 00:15:56,272 --> 00:16:01,107 Look, Bob, being bald isn't something that a man has to hide from. 228 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,304 A toupee is just silly. 229 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:07,440 I keep telling him ifhe'd grow as much hair on his head as he does on his back... 230 00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:09,542 he'd have a full head ofhair. 231 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:15,179 I know it's silly. I guess I'm vain. 232 00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:19,319 Every morning I wake upwishing I had the courage towalk around looking likeyou. 233 00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:27,997 But I don't, Red. 234 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,437 I don't. I guess that makes me a bad person. 235 00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:34,908 - Look, Bob, I didn't mean— - No. You know what? You're right, Red. 236 00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:37,275 You're right. 237 00:16:37,346 --> 00:16:40,838 Maybe it's time I stopped living the lie. 238 00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:05,503 Sinuses. 239 00:17:11,547 --> 00:17:14,209 All right, all right. I was wrong, Bob. 240 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,275 You need the toupee. Put it back on. 241 00:17:24,427 --> 00:17:27,828 & Hey, hey, Donna & 242 00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:30,297 & I wanna sing toyou& 243 00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:33,267 & Hey, hey, hey, Donna & 244 00:17:34,337 --> 00:17:37,431 & No one else will ever do & 245 00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:40,566 & I've waited so long & 246 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,806 & For school to be through & 247 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,041 & Donna & 248 00:17:46,115 --> 00:17:48,481 & Donna, I love you & 249 00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:51,213 & Hey, hey, Donna && 250 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,278 Eric, get down offthere right now. 251 00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:56,621 - What's the problem, Donna? - Yeah, what's the problem? 252 00:17:56,692 --> 00:18:00,753 Timmy, go get your pants on, or I'll beat the crap out of you! 253 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:04,027 Eric, rememberwhen I told you to loosen up? 254 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,931 Oh, yeah, baby. 255 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:10,098 Well, tighten up, baby. When the house is on fire, the party's over. 256 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,868 Hey, this was your idea. 257 00:18:12,942 --> 00:18:15,934 Eric, I told you to loosen up, not act like a dink. 258 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:20,711 Well, I'm new at this, so sue me. 259 00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:24,150 & Sue-oo-oo me & 260 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:27,383 - & Sue me, Donna && - Eric! 261 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,297 Hello, Steven. 262 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:39,698 Oh, I see how this is gonna be. 263 00:18:39,769 --> 00:18:43,967 So, when you're with your little clique, you're too good for me. 264 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,974 Right. 265 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,637 But they're gone now, so... hi. 266 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,272 You know, for a rich girl, you're kinda skanky. 267 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,112 Come on. Let me show you the garage. 268 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,551 That proves nothing! 269 00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,124 Son of a bitch. 270 00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:21,237 No, listen, Jackie. Wait. I oweyou an apology. 271 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:25,770 I— Uh— I just wanted to help tonight, and I guess I blew it. 272 00:19:25,848 --> 00:19:27,782 I'm sorry. 273 00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:31,411 Yeah, latelyyou've been sorry a lot, Michael. 274 00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:34,945 Yeah, but this time I mean it. 275 00:19:35,024 --> 00:19:38,482 Actually, he does. 276 00:19:38,561 --> 00:19:41,792 He felt very bad and said tenderwords about you... 277 00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:44,992 and then he setyour house on fire. 278 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:51,103 See, he loves you, but he's just— he's just stupid. 279 00:19:52,742 --> 00:19:54,835 Thank you, Fez. 280 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,639 Sure. 281 00:19:58,047 --> 00:20:02,416 Jackie, I do loveyou, and I'll do whatever it takes to makeyou happywith me. 282 00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:06,387 Yeah, well, I'm beginning to think thatyou're never gonna make me happy. 283 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,514 What areyou saying? 284 00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:12,027 I'm saying I have a lot ofthinking to do. 285 00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:24,763 Whew. Dodged a bullet there, huh, Fez? 286 00:20:26,909 --> 00:20:31,608 && 287 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:45,317 Nothing good came out of this night. 288 00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:48,727 Although I did find out brandy's flammable. 289 00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:51,028 Yeah, that's worth knowing. 290 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,591 Oh, and gasoline, for future reference. 291 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,603 I just don't get chicks, man. 292 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,765 God, Donna, men are stupid. How can they not know what we want? 293 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,934 Theywantyou to give them what theywant. 294 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,671 They know what we want. Theywon't give it to us. 295 00:21:02,745 --> 00:21:04,406 You can't know 'cause theywon't tell you. 296 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,640 You know? 297 00:21:05,714 --> 00:21:08,410 It's so simple. 298 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:11,510 Yeah, it's confusing, huh? 299 00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:13,714 Oh, my God. The most horrifying moment? 300 00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:15,950 Eric sang to me. 301 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:19,791 Hey, I sang to Donna. 302 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,797 Yeah, she kinda melted. 303 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,799 I mean, she called me a dink... 304 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,598 but I don't think she meant it. 305 00:21:28,671 --> 00:21:32,368 Eric was such a dink tonight, and I mean it. 306 00:21:32,441 --> 00:21:34,432 Totally. 307 00:21:47,189 --> 00:21:49,783 I told you! Get out, crasher! 308 00:21:49,859 --> 00:21:52,419 I can't find my pants! My mom's gonna kill me! 309 00:21:52,495 --> 00:21:55,692 Maybeyou should have thought of that beforeyou took 'em off! 310 00:21:55,764 --> 00:21:58,392 Now get out! 311 00:22:00,669 --> 00:22:04,332 So I hear you and Kelso are kinda on the rocks. What doyou saywe go and— 312 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,397 Ow!