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Okay, herewe go.

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Right hand, blue.

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Fez, you can't play
Twister byyourself.

4
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That's whereyou're
wrong, myfiriend.

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Right leg, green.

6
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Oh, that's gonna be tough.

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Hey, Fez, man,
the circus called.

8
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They said they'll pay you 50 bucks
a week if you can kiss your own ass.

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Take a message.

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I have the greatest
news in the world.

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How the hell
are you doing that?

12
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I'm double—jointed.

13
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Super. My parents are renewing
theirwedding vows.

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Wait. So double-dating degenerates
and skeezy bar hags just lost its appeal?

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You'd be amazed how fast skeezy
bar hags lose their appeal.

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But, then, like two beers later,
it all comes roaring back.

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No, finally the insanity is over.

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I'm really happy about this, Eric,
and you should be too.

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My parents have been driving me nuts,
and I've probably been a little moody lately.

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No. God, you haven't been moody.

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Oh, this is great. Jackie's
gonna get wedding fever.

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Man, all I'm gonna hear is "Michael, at our
wedding, don't shove cake in my face"...

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and "You better know how to dance"...

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and "There will not be a trampoline."

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A wedding without a trampoline.

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That's crazy talk.

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Yeah, it'd be like a funeral
without a dunk tank.

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Yeah, you know, she even knows
what kind of china pattern she wants—

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pink and purple with unicorns.

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Who wants to see a unicorn
when they're eatin' pie?

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Left leg, yellow.

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- Would someone please help me get my pants off?
- No!

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& Hangin'out&

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& Down the street&

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& The same old thing&

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& We did last week&

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& Not a thing to do &

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& But talk to you&

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& We're all all right&

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& We're all all right &&

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Hello, Wisconsin!

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Quit it.

43
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Are you sure you have to help your
parents with their wedding vows?

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Yes. Quit it.

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I got a vow.

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I vow to kiss you so hard...

47
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your pretty little red head pops off.

48
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No, I could make that happen.

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Quit it.

50
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Donna, I'm sorry.

51
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Pinning me only makes it sexier.

52
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Hey, kids.

53
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Hey, Donna! Get off of me!

54
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Hello.

55
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Huh. So, uh, what's up?

56
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Well, your mom and I
have been talking.

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We have a few ideas
about the vows.

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First of all, a wedding is
a nice way to spend the day.

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First of all, a wedding is
a nice way to spend the day.

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Write that down.

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"Spending the daywith your mom
is nice." That's my first vow.

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- I don't think that's a vow.
- Yes, it is.

63
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Okay, uh, Mom, why doyou
want to get remarried?

64
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Well, when your dad
and I were in the attic...

65
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we figured out I still fit
in mywedding dress.

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That's good too.

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"Midge, you're as thin today
as the day I married you."

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That's a nice vow.

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Write.

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So both the ceremony and reception
will be completely green and gold.

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In honor of the Packers.

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That's classy, Bob.

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And, Red, sinceyou and I have a special
bond, I'd likeyou to be my best man.

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- Really?
- Yep.

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Well, uh, I don't know, Bob.

76
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Oh, I think
that is just lovely.

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Fine. Uh, I'd love
to beyour best man.

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And, Kitty, sinceyou
and Midge are so close...

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she'd like to ask you
a special favor.

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Oh, Bob, I would be
honored to be Midge's—

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She'd likeyou to bring chairs.

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chair bringer.

83
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Oh, Steven, how'd you like to be
ourwedding photographer?

84
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- Nope. I like to party at parties.
- I'll giveyou 10 bucks.

85
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Twenty, plus a meatball sub.

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- Deal.
- Deal.

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Well, I gotta go pick up
my green and gold tux.

88
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It's a special order. Guy looked
at me like I was an idiot.

89
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Yeah, that was the look.

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- Well, can you beat that?

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Midge and I are much better
friends than you and Bob.

92
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Well, men's friendships—

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All of my life I have wanted
to be a bridesmaid.

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None of my friends have ever
asked me to be a bridesmaid.

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That's 'causeyou're too pretty.

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Oh, can it.
That's not gonna work.

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I am gonna be a bridesmaid.

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Hey, wanna be the best man?

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I'm sorry, man.
I must've lostyour film.

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Areyou sure
it was this hut?

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Hey, man. All right,
check this out, okay?

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A friend of mine is having
a wedding this weekend...

103
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and I told him that
I'd be the photographer.

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Oh, cool, man.
I remember mywedding.

105
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It was magical, man.
Chicks and booze everywhere.

106
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And I'd be willing to miss all that chicky,
boozyfun to take pictures, you know?

107
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But, Leo, man, I got a problem.

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I can't see through the viewfinder,
because I have a glass eye.

109
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How come your eye
doesn't look like glass, man?

110
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Well, that's 'cause it's
special space-age glass.

111
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Whoa! Your eye was in space?

112
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That's awesome, man!

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Okay.

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So here's the deal, all right?

115
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Job pays 10 bucks
and half a meatball sub...

116
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so I'm missin' out
on a pretty sweet deal here.

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Damn you, glass eye!

118
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Well, hey, I could use
the 10 bucks, man.

119
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And a halfa meatball sub.

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If only I had a camera.

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Whoa!

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Hey, it's all comin' together, man!

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Why do we have to get all dressed up
for this stupid rehearsal dinner?

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Because my mom said so.

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And we don't argue
with Mommy.

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Okay, soJackie hasn't made me
read a single bride's magazine.

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I'm tellin' you, man.
Ever since I set her house on fire...

128
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she's been actin' reallyweird.

129
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Hey, you know, when I'm tryin' to get in good
with Donna, you know what works for me?

130
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I don't set her house on fire! Yeah.

131
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Oh, sure.
Hindsight's 20/20.

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Here, loser.
Mom wants you to put this on.

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Hey, Laurie.

134
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Where haveyou been,
you idiot?

135
00:09:03,327 --> 00:09:05,955
Oh, well, Jackie was—

136
00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:08,624
I told you never
to say that name to me.

137
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We have a relationship.

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- See, that's true, so—
- Shut up.

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Jackie, hear me now.

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I am not helping with
any of the wedding stuff.

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Good.

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Oh, nice try, Jackie, but the reverse
psychology's not gonna work on me.

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My mind's too powerful.

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Whatever.

145
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Okay.

146
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No, wait.
Jackie, that's confusing!

147
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I'm not chasing afteryou!

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Oh, Kitty, would you like
to meet the bridesmaids?

149
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Oh, Bob, would I like
to be a bridesmaid?

150
00:10:01,952 --> 00:10:04,614
No, would you like to meet
the bridesmaids?

151
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:07,179
Oh, whatever. Fine.

152
00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:11,921
Uh, Kitty, this is
Barbara, Honor and Holly.

153
00:10:11,995 --> 00:10:15,761
- Hi.
- Holly's the maid of honor.

154
00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:19,599
Which is ironic that Honor
is not the maid of honor.

155
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- I am so gonna getyou.
- Shut up.

156
00:10:23,574 --> 00:10:25,667
For God's sake,
don't do this now.

157
00:10:25,743 --> 00:10:27,574
- You shut up!
- You shut up!

158
00:10:27,644 --> 00:10:32,138
I didn't fly in
from Istanbul for this.

159
00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:37,483
Well, um— Well, that
is just a lovely dress.

160
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Where do the batteries go?

161
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Drink up!

162
00:10:45,629 --> 00:10:48,427
Okay, Red, you're the best man.
You make the toast.

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I would, but I'm not from Istanbul.

164
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Oh, fine.

165
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Excuse me.

166
00:10:58,776 --> 00:11:00,767
Hello?

167
00:11:00,844 --> 00:11:04,575
Listen up, you bastards!

168
00:11:04,648 --> 00:11:08,914
I'm sorryabout the, uh—
the "bastards'thing.

169
00:11:08,986 --> 00:11:12,752
Anyway, ahem, I'd like
to make a special toast...

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00:11:12,823 --> 00:11:15,587
to two very special people—
Bob and Midge.

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00:11:15,659 --> 00:11:18,253
Aw!

172
00:11:18,328 --> 00:11:21,263
Bob and Midge.

173
00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:23,595
Bobby and Midgie.

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- Here's to Bob and Midge.
- Yea!

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00:11:28,705 --> 00:11:31,640
- Mmm.

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00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,938
Aw!

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00:11:34,011 --> 00:11:36,912
- Red, that was a lovely toast.
- Well, thanks.

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00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:39,346
Kitty, I have another
big favor to ask.

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00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:40,974
Uh-huh.

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At the ceremony,
I'm wearing something old...

181
00:11:43,587 --> 00:11:45,521
something new,
something borrowed...

182
00:11:45,589 --> 00:11:48,057
and I wondered if you had
something blue I could borrow.

183
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:52,221
No, but I have something sharp
and rusty I'd love to giveyou.

184
00:11:55,866 --> 00:11:59,427
Um, Dad, can I talk
toyou for a second?

185
00:11:59,503 --> 00:12:03,963
I've been trying to workwhat
we talked about intoyourvows...

186
00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:06,339
but I'm having a little trouble.

187
00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:09,436
You put in that thing
aboutyour mom staying thin?

188
00:12:12,082 --> 00:12:14,744
- Yeah.
- Sowhat's the problem?

189
00:12:16,019 --> 00:12:18,453
Well, Dad, it just
doesn't seem very—

190
00:12:18,522 --> 00:12:21,423
Hey, there's nothin' in there
about me bein' thin, is there?

191
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,085
'Cause I can't get
enough of these wienies.

192
00:12:26,096 --> 00:12:28,121
I can't believe this.

193
00:12:28,198 --> 00:12:31,656
Hey, good-lookin'.
Have a cocktail wienie?

194
00:12:31,735 --> 00:12:34,602
Leave me alone.

195
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:38,630
What? That's not a metaphor.
Look. Cocktail wienies.

196
00:12:44,381 --> 00:12:46,508
My God!
Can you believe it?

197
00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:48,813
I know. It's unbelievable.

198
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:54,957
These are wedding vows, Eric. Vows.
They're supposed to mean something.

199
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:58,153
Well, yeah, that's what I said,
and I was told to shut up.

200
00:12:58,228 --> 00:13:00,628
- Shut up. What is this?
- Scotch and soda.

201
00:13:01,899 --> 00:13:03,833
Ugh! That's not scotch.

202
00:13:03,901 --> 00:13:05,835
You're right.
It's a ShirleyTemple.

203
00:13:05,903 --> 00:13:10,340
I just didn't want to say that 'cause it sounded
like something Kristy McNichol would drink.

204
00:13:10,407 --> 00:13:13,342
God! Their marriage almost ended...

205
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,344
they put me through hell...

206
00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:18,711
and now that they're getting back together,
it's like it doesn't even mean anything.

207
00:13:18,782 --> 00:13:23,515
How am I supposed to write about love when
they are the worst example in the entire world?

208
00:13:23,587 --> 00:13:27,387
No, no. Okay, look. They
may not be the best example...

209
00:13:27,457 --> 00:13:29,925
but they do love each other.

210
00:13:29,993 --> 00:13:32,086
They just can't express it.

211
00:13:32,162 --> 00:13:36,258
Or really any thoughts more
complex than "I'm hungry."

212
00:13:38,702 --> 00:13:42,001
But the important thing is
that they really do love each other.

213
00:13:43,507 --> 00:13:45,441
Yeah, I guess they do.

214
00:13:45,509 --> 00:13:47,773
They do.
You know they do.

215
00:13:47,844 --> 00:13:51,405
And that's why they need you
to saywhat they can't say.

216
00:13:51,481 --> 00:13:54,382
Because, despite your bimbo-like
good looks, you're very smart.

217
00:13:57,521 --> 00:14:00,354
Look, write the vows
that you would write.

218
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:04,485
And, Donna, I know—
I know it'll be great.

219
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,830
Okay. Thanks.

220
00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:29,848
Oh, hey, Fez. Uh, if anybody asks,
this is a glass eye.

221
00:14:31,386 --> 00:14:33,354
What?

222
00:14:33,422 --> 00:14:36,550
Hey, Leo, man. You all set?

223
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,650
Totally, man. I got everything.

224
00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:41,491
Great. Where's the camera?

225
00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:44,361
I got everything but the camera.

226
00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:47,596
Or the film.
Or the flashcubes.

227
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:50,638
I got nothin', man.

228
00:14:50,705 --> 00:14:54,106
Leo, man, the Fotohut
is loaded with that stuff.

229
00:14:54,176 --> 00:14:57,543
I know. It's ironic, isn't it?

230
00:14:57,612 --> 00:14:59,739
And yet not surprising.

231
00:15:04,519 --> 00:15:06,453
Hey, I'm Leo.

232
00:15:06,521 --> 00:15:09,649
And I'm also a Leo.

233
00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:12,158
Think about it.

234
00:15:12,227 --> 00:15:17,290
Yeah. Wow. I'm Holly,
and I think that's deep.

235
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:24,668
Boy, this wedding's gonna be pretty
lame without a trampoline, huh?

236
00:15:24,739 --> 00:15:27,731
Whatever.

237
00:15:27,809 --> 00:15:31,905
All right, Jackie. If you're mad at me,
well, then useyour mad voice.

238
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:35,416
And if you're not, then, lady, you'd
better start chewin' my ear offlike usual.

239
00:15:35,484 --> 00:15:37,645
Look, Michael, I'm not mad, okay?

240
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:40,483
Could you be any more annoying?

241
00:15:40,555 --> 00:15:43,183
Yes!

242
00:15:47,762 --> 00:15:49,696
Oh, Kitty, it's a disaster.

243
00:15:49,764 --> 00:15:52,130
The ceremony's starting,
and I can't find Holly.

244
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,498
Well, I'm sure
she's here somewhere.

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I bet if we listen real hard,
we can hear her dress.

246
00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:02,903
All right, sweetie.
I'll help you look.

247
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Holly!

248
00:16:05,847 --> 00:16:09,305
Uh-oh.

249
00:16:10,952 --> 00:16:15,048
Uh-oh. Haveyou everseen
a girl do this befiore?

250
00:16:15,123 --> 00:16:17,853
[Leo ]
Uh, once inAmsterdam.

251
00:16:17,926 --> 00:16:21,384
I love photography, man.

252
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:27,168
Oh, my. Midge?

253
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,964
Sweetie, now I just, um—

254
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,838
I just— I don't have
a good feeling about this.

255
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:38,277
- What am I gonna do?
- You don't worry about that. You go back inside.

256
00:16:38,346 --> 00:16:41,008
- Oh, thank you, Kitty.
- You're welcome.

257
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,334
I win.

258
00:17:06,074 --> 00:17:09,043
Jackie, this is for you.

259
00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:19,453
Oh, my God!

260
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Pink and purple with a unicorn.
You remembered!

261
00:17:22,390 --> 00:17:24,324
Of course I remembered.

262
00:17:24,392 --> 00:17:27,828
I remember everything you tell me,
even when you think I don't.

263
00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:31,923
Really? What's my favorite season?

264
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,093
- Fall.
- Why?

265
00:17:34,169 --> 00:17:37,605
Uh, the outfits flatter
your chestnut eyes.

266
00:17:37,672 --> 00:17:39,799
And?

267
00:17:39,874 --> 00:17:43,776
Slimming lines and dark colors.

268
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,177
Oh, my God! Michael!

269
00:17:46,248 --> 00:17:48,842
When you started acting
like an immature jerk...

270
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:50,885
I started having doubts about us.

271
00:17:50,952 --> 00:17:54,945
But now this purple and pink unicorn
candy dish proves you're a grown-up.

272
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&&

273
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I'm a bridesmaid.

274
00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:30,248
First of all, Midge and I would like
to thank everyone for coming.

275
00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:32,418
It really means a lot to us.

276
00:18:32,494 --> 00:18:35,156
Thevows we're exchanging were
written by our daughter, Donna...

277
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:38,222
whom we love very much.

278
00:18:39,668 --> 00:18:43,502
"Midgie, I consider it a privilege
to beyour husband."

279
00:18:43,571 --> 00:18:45,596
Donna, I actually feel that way.

280
00:18:47,475 --> 00:18:51,844
"Bob, I'm proud and very grateful
to beyourwife."

281
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:55,007
"We've known each other
since we were practicallykids. "

282
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,244
"So we know all the goodstuff.. "

283
00:18:57,319 --> 00:19:00,482
"And all the not-so-good
stuff. about each other."

284
00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:03,956
"I can't imagine fieeling about
anyone else the way I fieel about you."

285
00:19:04,025 --> 00:19:08,121
"Because I love you.
I always lovedyou.

286
00:19:08,196 --> 00:19:10,790
And I want to make you a promise."

287
00:19:10,865 --> 00:19:12,799
"No matter what happens."

288
00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:14,801
"Good or bad."

289
00:19:14,869 --> 00:19:16,962
"I will always love you."

290
00:19:19,507 --> 00:19:21,668
Oh!

291
00:19:36,024 --> 00:19:39,016
- Okay, Donna, wait.
- What?

292
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,824
Wel l, fi rst you drag me
away from the wedding...

293
00:19:41,896 --> 00:19:44,262
and then you kiss me
all the way over here...

294
00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:47,028
and then you pull me upstairs
and shove me into my bedroom...

295
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,297
and putyour hands
all over my body.

296
00:19:49,371 --> 00:19:52,169
I just— I'm sorry.
I'm confused.

297
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,174
Huh.

298
00:19:54,242 --> 00:19:58,645
If only there were a way to make my
feelings clearwith some sort ofaction.

299
00:20:02,884 --> 00:20:06,376
Yeah. Huh. Okay,
that's, uh, extremely funny.

300
00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:11,357
But, uh, every time
this starts happening...

301
00:20:11,426 --> 00:20:14,691
it winds up not happening...

302
00:20:14,763 --> 00:20:19,700
and then you skip home,
tra-la-la-la-la.

303
00:20:23,271 --> 00:20:25,899
I know. I know.
And I'm sorry.

304
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,568
It's just, you know,
before now I wasn't ready.

305
00:20:28,643 --> 00:20:31,407
Yeah, and I understand that,
Donna. It's just that—

306
00:20:31,479 --> 00:20:33,913
Wait. Wait. Go back.

307
00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:38,544
I wasn't ready before now.

308
00:20:40,121 --> 00:20:44,717
Before now like...
right now?

309
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,552
Eric, when I had to write
those vows...

310
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:50,564
I had to think about love.

311
00:20:50,632 --> 00:20:54,568
When I thought about love,
I thought about you.

312
00:20:54,636 --> 00:20:58,072
I love you, Eric,
and I want to be with you.

313
00:20:59,307 --> 00:21:03,300
God, Donna, I... Ioveyou.

314
00:21:09,117 --> 00:21:13,349
Areyou sure sure?

315
00:21:14,589 --> 00:21:16,523
- Yes, yes.

