1 00:00:09,591 --> 00:00:12,424 So— 2 00:00:12,494 --> 00:00:15,088 this is what it's like to not be a virgin. 3 00:00:15,163 --> 00:00:18,860 Yeah. So— 4 00:00:18,934 --> 00:00:22,870 - How areyou? - Good. How areyou? 5 00:00:22,938 --> 00:00:25,406 - Good. Good. - Good. 6 00:00:26,541 --> 00:00:28,532 It was good. 7 00:00:31,179 --> 00:00:33,113 Right? 8 00:00:35,417 --> 00:00:37,908 I can honestly say, the best I've ever had. 9 00:00:40,255 --> 00:00:44,021 - Was I good? - Wereyou good? 10 00:00:44,092 --> 00:00:46,583 Donna, you know how my mom's all over my back... 11 00:00:46,661 --> 00:00:48,652 to write thank-you notes and I never do? 12 00:00:48,730 --> 00:00:51,221 Well— trust me. You're gettin' a thank-you note. 13 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:59,066 Okay. We'd better get back downstairs before people start wondering where we are. 14 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:04,134 Right. Oh, and we're gonna need a cover story, so— 15 00:01:04,212 --> 00:01:07,113 - Yeah, let's just tell 'em all we had sex. - No. 16 00:01:07,182 --> 00:01:09,673 Yeah, I know. I'm kidding. Uh... 17 00:01:09,751 --> 00:01:12,345 we'll saywe went out for ice, because... 18 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,786 we needed to cool down from having sex! 19 00:01:17,659 --> 00:01:19,593 Maybe I should do the talking. 20 00:01:19,661 --> 00:01:23,324 Yeah. Well, you know, try to work it in somewhere that we had sex... 21 00:01:23,398 --> 00:01:26,060 in conversation, if it comes up, gracefully! 22 00:01:27,135 --> 00:01:28,830 & Hangin'out& 23 00:01:30,105 --> 00:01:32,039 & Down the street& 24 00:01:33,842 --> 00:01:35,776 & The same old thing& 25 00:01:37,679 --> 00:01:39,613 & We did last week& 26 00:01:40,882 --> 00:01:44,682 & Not a thing to do & 27 00:01:44,753 --> 00:01:48,086 & But talk toyou& 28 00:01:48,156 --> 00:01:50,522 & We're all all right& 29 00:01:50,592 --> 00:01:52,583 & We're all all right && 30 00:01:52,661 --> 00:01:55,425 Hello, Wisconsin! 31 00:01:59,734 --> 00:02:03,602 See, Fez, you take al l the partially consumed drinks... 32 00:02:03,672 --> 00:02:07,164 and mix them together to combine one giant überdrink. 33 00:02:09,911 --> 00:02:14,314 In this case— Tom Wallbanger Bloody Sunrise on the Beach. 34 00:02:17,586 --> 00:02:19,520 Kelso, haveyou been avoiding me? 35 00:02:19,588 --> 00:02:21,920 You kiddin' me? I'm right here, aren't I? 36 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:24,720 It's just that, ever since I threatened to tell Jackie... 37 00:02:24,793 --> 00:02:27,057 about the two of us, you've seemed distant. 38 00:02:27,128 --> 00:02:29,062 Laurie, that's just crazy. All right? 39 00:02:29,130 --> 00:02:31,360 You blackmailin' me— It's just brought us closer together. 40 00:02:36,204 --> 00:02:38,138 Hey there, kids. Where'veyou two been? 41 00:02:38,206 --> 00:02:42,700 God, Dad. Can't we be gone for a minute withoutyou making all sorts of accusations? 42 00:02:42,777 --> 00:02:44,768 I mean, God, it was just a minute! 43 00:02:44,846 --> 00:02:47,178 To be fair, Donna... 44 00:02:47,248 --> 00:02:49,239 it was a little more than a minute. 45 00:02:55,256 --> 00:02:58,089 Donna, one of your drunken uncles is touching me. 46 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:01,461 Oh, my God. 47 00:03:05,066 --> 00:03:07,057 Oh, my God! 48 00:03:07,135 --> 00:03:10,127 We need to talk... right now! 49 00:03:15,944 --> 00:03:18,276 What? 50 00:03:29,457 --> 00:03:32,722 Yea! My first paycheck from Price Mart. 51 00:03:32,794 --> 00:03:35,024 The dark times are over, Kitty. 52 00:03:35,096 --> 00:03:39,556 Oh, honey, those weren't dark times. It was... 53 00:03:39,634 --> 00:03:41,761 an economic segue. 54 00:03:43,638 --> 00:03:46,129 Well, it's over. We should celebrate. 55 00:03:46,207 --> 00:03:48,368 Come on, Kitty. Let's getyou pregnant. 56 00:03:48,443 --> 00:03:50,604 Red! 57 00:03:50,679 --> 00:03:55,309 I'm kidding! You know I can barely stand the kids we have. 58 00:03:57,919 --> 00:04:00,251 You know what we should do? 59 00:04:00,321 --> 00:04:02,812 Treat ourselves to something nice. 60 00:04:04,693 --> 00:04:08,185 I know! We can turn on the heat. 61 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:16,029 All right. Tell me everything. 62 00:04:16,104 --> 00:04:18,595 No. 63 00:04:18,673 --> 00:04:21,164 Come on, Donna. We're supposed to be friends. 64 00:04:21,242 --> 00:04:23,301 - Aren't we friends? - Well, yeah. 65 00:04:23,378 --> 00:04:25,312 Okay then. 66 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:27,541 So, what'd it look like? 67 00:04:30,251 --> 00:04:32,185 Jackie! 68 00:04:32,253 --> 00:04:34,244 Okay. We'll come back to that one. 69 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:37,524 So, how was it? 70 00:04:37,592 --> 00:04:40,618 Jackie, I don't reallywant to talk about it. 71 00:04:41,696 --> 00:04:44,164 Oh. That bad, huh? 72 00:04:44,232 --> 00:04:46,223 No. No. 73 00:04:46,301 --> 00:04:48,963 No, it was great. 74 00:04:49,037 --> 00:04:51,699 It just wasn't what I expected. 75 00:04:51,773 --> 00:04:53,934 I don't thinkwe did it right. 76 00:04:57,479 --> 00:04:59,470 So, Eric's not good? 77 00:04:59,547 --> 00:05:02,539 It was more like— like neither of us was good. 78 00:05:02,617 --> 00:05:07,281 Donna, it's not up to the woman to be good. 79 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:14,225 I don't know, Jackie. I mean, I love Eric, but when the moment came... 80 00:05:14,295 --> 00:05:19,130 it was just, like, awkward and weird and— 81 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,930 I don't know. I just felt so far away, you know? 82 00:05:22,003 --> 00:05:24,995 No. But go on! 83 00:05:26,241 --> 00:05:28,732 I mean, during it, I just remember thinking... 84 00:05:28,810 --> 00:05:31,904 you know, "This is it?" and "This is what everyone"-- 85 00:05:31,980 --> 00:05:34,380 Everyone what? 86 00:05:34,449 --> 00:05:36,917 That's as far as I got. 87 00:05:38,086 --> 00:05:40,714 Oh. See, that's the problem. 88 00:05:40,789 --> 00:05:43,519 That's not the problem. 89 00:05:43,591 --> 00:05:46,492 Oh, trust me. That's a problem. 90 00:05:46,561 --> 00:05:49,462 Okay. You know what, Jackie? Everything's fine. 91 00:05:49,531 --> 00:05:52,830 - Just don't tell anyone about this, okay? - Okay. 92 00:05:55,003 --> 00:05:56,937 Okay? 93 00:05:57,005 --> 00:05:59,565 Okay! 94 00:05:59,641 --> 00:06:01,609 Eric and Donna had sex? 95 00:06:01,676 --> 00:06:05,510 Yeah. Yeah, and Eric wasn't good at it. 96 00:06:08,683 --> 00:06:12,676 Wow. Really? 97 00:06:12,754 --> 00:06:15,552 That's great! 98 00:06:18,526 --> 00:06:21,188 I would've gotten awaywith it too... 99 00:06:21,262 --> 00:06:24,197 ifit wasn't for those darn kids. 100 00:06:25,567 --> 00:06:28,502 Oh, I love the Scooby-Doo. 101 00:06:30,038 --> 00:06:32,563 Forman, what the hell areyou grinning about? 102 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,574 What? 103 00:06:36,945 --> 00:06:39,209 A guy can't grin? 104 00:06:40,281 --> 00:06:43,444 I think that maybe... 105 00:06:43,518 --> 00:06:46,646 Forman and Donna finally made the beast with two backs. 106 00:06:50,225 --> 00:06:52,216 The backosaurus? 107 00:06:53,561 --> 00:06:55,256 So? 108 00:06:55,330 --> 00:06:59,824 Well, Hyde, I'm not sayin' yes and I'm not sayin' no, but... 109 00:06:59,901 --> 00:07:01,835 I'm especially not sayin' no. 110 00:07:03,938 --> 00:07:05,872 Thank God. Man, I'm tellin' ya. 111 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:09,671 I couldn't deal with one more week of that "will they, won't they" crap. 112 00:07:17,151 --> 00:07:19,085 - Hey. - Hey. 113 00:07:19,153 --> 00:07:21,144 What's goin' on? 114 00:07:22,223 --> 00:07:24,555 Donna made Forman a man. 115 00:07:24,626 --> 00:07:28,790 Okay. Yeah, she did. 116 00:07:28,863 --> 00:07:30,854 Really? 117 00:07:30,932 --> 00:07:34,163 So, how was it? 118 00:07:34,235 --> 00:07:38,729 Well, boys... 119 00:07:41,209 --> 00:07:43,541 I tell ya, it was as if... 120 00:07:43,611 --> 00:07:46,102 in that one magic moment... 121 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:49,343 the two people Donna and Eric ceased to exist... 122 00:07:49,417 --> 00:07:52,909 and were replaced instead by one perfect being— 123 00:07:56,257 --> 00:07:58,748 Donneric Formciotti. 124 00:08:03,031 --> 00:08:05,022 So— Eric... 125 00:08:05,099 --> 00:08:08,125 you're saying it was good? 126 00:08:10,638 --> 00:08:12,572 Kelso, was... 127 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:15,074 Michelangelo's Creation ofiAdam good? 128 00:08:18,479 --> 00:08:20,970 Yes, Kelso, it was good! 129 00:08:22,216 --> 00:08:25,208 So— Well, my first time... 130 00:08:25,286 --> 00:08:28,778 Jackie called me the "Apollo Rocket of Love." 131 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:33,260 What kind of rocket were you? 132 00:08:33,328 --> 00:08:35,296 Where are you goin' with this, Kelso? 133 00:08:35,363 --> 00:08:37,297 Nowhere... 134 00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:45,033 'ceptJackie said you were totally lame in the sack! 135 00:08:47,275 --> 00:08:49,300 - Jackie said? - Yeah. 136 00:08:49,377 --> 00:08:52,869 Donna told Jackie. Jackie told me. 137 00:08:54,549 --> 00:08:58,542 Oh, butyou can't tell Jackie I told you, 'cause she'd get pissed. 138 00:08:58,619 --> 00:09:00,780 It's okay, Eric. 139 00:09:00,855 --> 00:09:03,187 Maybe sex isn'tyour thing. 140 00:09:14,135 --> 00:09:17,298 All right. Almost there. 141 00:09:17,372 --> 00:09:19,863 Oh, I can't wait to see what we got! 142 00:09:19,941 --> 00:09:22,102 - Oh, you're gonna love it. 143 00:09:22,176 --> 00:09:24,201 - Areya ready? - Uh-huh. 144 00:09:24,278 --> 00:09:27,145 Ta-da! 145 00:09:29,817 --> 00:09:31,978 A motorcycle? 146 00:09:32,053 --> 00:09:35,887 - Don't you love it? - Of course I do, Red. What woman wouldn't? 147 00:09:37,425 --> 00:09:41,919 - Oh, you hate it. - Of course I do, Red! What woman wouldn't? 148 00:09:43,998 --> 00:09:45,989 Red, I thought— I thought... 149 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:48,558 we would get something we both would enjoy... 150 00:09:48,636 --> 00:09:51,127 like a— a necklace. 151 00:09:53,007 --> 00:09:56,272 But this is much better than a necklace! 152 00:09:56,344 --> 00:09:58,278 How? 153 00:09:58,346 --> 00:10:02,009 Well, it's... not a stupid necklace! 154 00:10:05,686 --> 00:10:08,519 But it's shiny! 155 00:10:15,696 --> 00:10:17,857 - Hey. - Hey. 156 00:10:22,837 --> 00:10:27,069 So... what's new? 157 00:10:27,141 --> 00:10:31,407 Well, turns out I'm really lame in the sack. What's new with you? 158 00:10:34,282 --> 00:10:37,615 - What? - Oh, it's all the news. 159 00:10:37,685 --> 00:10:40,449 Jackie told Kelso, and Kelso told all of us. 160 00:10:40,521 --> 00:10:42,785 So, sorry I'm "lame in the sack." 161 00:10:42,857 --> 00:10:45,655 I never said that. I said it felt awkward and weird. 162 00:10:45,726 --> 00:10:47,660 Oh. 163 00:10:50,098 --> 00:10:53,261 What a relief. 164 00:10:53,334 --> 00:10:56,599 - You could've told me! - How am I supposed to tell you something like that? 165 00:10:56,671 --> 00:10:59,367 I don't know. How about, "Hey, Eric, you're awkward and weird"? 166 00:11:00,975 --> 00:11:03,842 You know what? That's the problem. We did this really huge thing... 167 00:11:03,911 --> 00:11:06,175 and I feel like I can't even talk toyou about it. 168 00:11:06,247 --> 00:11:08,579 Well, God knows you can talk toJackie. 169 00:11:10,418 --> 00:11:13,910 - I knew this was gonna happen. - What? 170 00:11:13,988 --> 00:11:18,152 I knew that once we did this, everything would change, and damned ifit didn't. 171 00:11:19,794 --> 00:11:22,194 Well— 172 00:11:22,263 --> 00:11:25,426 if that's thewayyou feel about it, maybe we should never do it again. 173 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,162 - Great. - Oh, great! 174 00:11:30,304 --> 00:11:32,295 Oh, great. 175 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:42,102 Look, Kitty. Look how good I look on it. 176 00:11:43,582 --> 00:11:46,574 Hey, we could get matching jackets. 177 00:11:46,652 --> 00:11:49,485 You know how you love things that match. 178 00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:53,491 Red, what were you thinking? 179 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:56,221 Oh, come on, Kitty. 180 00:11:56,295 --> 00:11:58,957 You know the last thing I bought for myself? 181 00:11:59,031 --> 00:12:01,499 A hose. 182 00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:03,467 I'm sorry, but we can't afford it. 183 00:12:03,535 --> 00:12:08,029 - What doyou mean? I'm working again. - We have to get out of debt... 184 00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:10,939 and we have to pay for Eric's college, and we got— 185 00:12:11,009 --> 00:12:13,102 we got Laurie's wedding and— 186 00:12:13,178 --> 00:12:17,672 and you know whoever she ends up with is not gonna be any Rockefeller. 187 00:12:19,151 --> 00:12:21,483 Ah, I suppose you're right. 188 00:12:22,855 --> 00:12:25,415 Well, at least let's take one ride on it... 189 00:12:25,491 --> 00:12:29,154 before we bring it back. 190 00:12:29,228 --> 00:12:31,219 Okay. Fine. 191 00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:37,658 Oh, that feels nice. 192 00:12:39,738 --> 00:12:41,899 Oh, that feels very nice. 193 00:12:46,178 --> 00:12:49,238 - Michael, how could you? 194 00:12:49,314 --> 00:12:52,306 - What'd I do? - Michael, I didn't tell you about Eric's... 195 00:12:52,384 --> 00:12:56,582 sad dilemma soyou can make fun ofhim. 196 00:12:56,655 --> 00:12:58,646 I told you soyou could help him. 197 00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:02,717 Well, Jackie, I can't help him and burn him at the same time. 198 00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:08,163 Uh, I mean, come on, Jackie. It's funny! 199 00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,827 I mean, he must've been really bad. 200 00:13:10,903 --> 00:13:12,734 Yeah, well, so wereyou. 201 00:13:15,007 --> 00:13:17,999 All right. Jackie, I don't think you know what you're sayin', okay? 202 00:13:18,076 --> 00:13:20,340 'Causeyou called meyour "Apollo Rocket of Love." 203 00:13:20,412 --> 00:13:23,745 - Right. But I said it like... 204 00:13:23,815 --> 00:13:27,808 "Oh, Michael, you're a regular 'Apollo Rocket of Love."' 205 00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:35,457 Okay. I don't hear a difference. 206 00:13:38,063 --> 00:13:40,088 && 207 00:13:40,165 --> 00:13:42,998 Eric, if it makes you feel any better... 208 00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:45,696 Michael was really bad his first time too. 209 00:13:47,773 --> 00:13:50,139 Oh. That's supposed to make me feel better? 210 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,837 - Doesn't it? - Yeah, a little. Thanks, Jackie. 211 00:13:56,848 --> 00:14:01,342 Forman, I've been thinking about your problem with Donna. 212 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:04,412 After hours of serious consideration... 213 00:14:06,258 --> 00:14:08,249 it still makes me laugh. 214 00:14:10,429 --> 00:14:13,921 Hey! You leave Eric alone! All right? 215 00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:18,868 He's our friend, and he needs our help in this, his most desperate hour. 216 00:14:18,937 --> 00:14:20,928 I'm with ya, buddy. Semper Fi! 217 00:14:22,674 --> 00:14:25,006 Gee, Kelso, why the sudden change of heart? 218 00:14:25,077 --> 00:14:28,240 Oh, maybe it's because the "Apollo Rocket of Love"... 219 00:14:28,313 --> 00:14:30,713 blew up all over the launch pad? 220 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,615 Whoa! A mystery— 221 00:14:33,685 --> 00:14:37,348 one suitable for Scooby-Doo and his gang of cartoon teenagers. 222 00:14:39,358 --> 00:14:43,021 You know, guys, sometimes I wish we were cartoon teenagers. 223 00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:47,495 Zoinks. That'd be super, Fez. 224 00:14:47,566 --> 00:14:52,060 Look, man. If God had meant forvirgins to lose it to othervirgins... 225 00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:55,197 he wouldn't have given us middle-aged hookers, man! 226 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,873 Amen, brother. 227 00:14:58,944 --> 00:15:01,276 Because if there's one thing men like us know... 228 00:15:01,346 --> 00:15:03,837 it's how to have sex. 229 00:15:03,915 --> 00:15:06,748 Oh, I cannot live with this lie. 230 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,979 Everyone prepare to be shocked. 231 00:15:09,054 --> 00:15:12,217 I, Fez, am still a virgin. 232 00:15:13,525 --> 00:15:15,789 Gosh, my... world no longer makes sense. 233 00:15:15,861 --> 00:15:19,160 Fine, Hyde. But now that the middle-aged hooker ship has sailed... 234 00:15:19,231 --> 00:15:21,222 what am I supposed to do? 235 00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:25,292 Well, I know I got a lot betterwhen I started makin' it with your sister. 236 00:15:25,370 --> 00:15:28,703 I got it! You should make it with my sister! 237 00:15:28,774 --> 00:15:31,436 Kelso, man, I've seen your sister. 238 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,842 She's a virgin, and she's gonna be... 239 00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:36,904 for a long time. 240 00:15:36,982 --> 00:15:40,315 - All right. What areyou sayin'? - Well, I think he's saying... 241 00:15:40,385 --> 00:15:42,444 "Moo." 242 00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:44,853 Okay. Maybe you did not hear me. 243 00:15:44,923 --> 00:15:48,256 Fez, the man you all revere... 244 00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:51,159 has still not had sex. 245 00:15:53,331 --> 00:15:55,265 Yeah, heard you the first time. 246 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:59,827 Forman, you've gotta figure out what you're doin' wrong, man, and fast. 247 00:15:59,905 --> 00:16:02,897 You know what women call guys who are lame in the sack? 248 00:16:02,974 --> 00:16:04,965 "Just friends." 249 00:16:06,545 --> 00:16:09,036 Yeah, butyou can't let the pressure get toyou. 250 00:16:09,114 --> 00:16:12,447 I mean, don't think about how embarrassing it'd be if you tried and you couldn't... 251 00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:15,509 how she'd stare atyou with those cruel, black eyes... 252 00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:18,818 as ifto say, "You're not really a man, Michael. 253 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,881 You're not a man at all!" 254 00:16:23,428 --> 00:16:25,419 Okay. 255 00:16:25,497 --> 00:16:28,330 Well, this has been... really helpful, guys. 256 00:16:30,535 --> 00:16:32,526 All right. You called my bluff. 257 00:16:32,604 --> 00:16:35,437 I am not really a virgin. 258 00:16:36,508 --> 00:16:38,499 Yes, I am. 259 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,217 All right. Fun's fun. 260 00:16:50,288 --> 00:16:52,347 - Time to take it back. - No. 261 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:57,693 - No? - No, I like it. I want to keep it. 262 00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:02,165 But you said yourself thatwe gotta save money for the kids. 263 00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:04,395 Oh, screw the damn kids. 264 00:17:06,004 --> 00:17:09,667 Oh, Red. I have worked double shifts all year. I deserve this. 265 00:17:09,741 --> 00:17:12,608 I want my hog. 266 00:17:12,677 --> 00:17:16,443 You know, Laurie might not even get married. 267 00:17:17,616 --> 00:17:19,641 Maybe Eric'll get a scholarship to college. 268 00:17:19,718 --> 00:17:23,245 Oh, hell, he might be too stupid to even get in college! 269 00:17:23,321 --> 00:17:25,482 Well, Red, we can only hope. 270 00:17:27,225 --> 00:17:29,216 Okay. So just out of curiosity— no reason— 271 00:17:29,294 --> 00:17:31,228 what was your first time like? 272 00:17:31,296 --> 00:17:35,790 Oh, my first time was with a guy named— 273 00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:38,233 your father. 274 00:17:38,303 --> 00:17:41,466 My first time was with this guy named Darren. 275 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:44,532 It was really special. 276 00:17:44,609 --> 00:17:47,942 Oh, no, wait. It wasn't Darren. It was... 277 00:17:48,013 --> 00:17:50,345 Robert? 278 00:17:50,415 --> 00:17:52,610 I think, Robert. 279 00:17:52,684 --> 00:17:57,678 Well, um, Red and I waited until afterwe were married— 280 00:17:57,756 --> 00:18:02,420 like, five seconds afterwe were married. 281 00:18:02,494 --> 00:18:06,328 We said, "To heckwith the receiving line" and hit the nearest closet. 282 00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:13,197 Oh, I remember running my hands through his long blond hair... 283 00:18:13,271 --> 00:18:17,435 and listening to his beautiful British accent. 284 00:18:17,509 --> 00:18:21,969 You see, because back then your fatherwas blond and British. 285 00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:26,673 No. No, no, no. Not Robert. 286 00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:28,742 There was this guy. 287 00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,811 What was his name? 288 00:18:30,889 --> 00:18:33,050 Orwas it his brother? 289 00:18:36,127 --> 00:18:38,118 It'll come to me. 290 00:18:38,196 --> 00:18:41,688 Good God! That dress must've had a hundred buttons down the back... 291 00:18:41,766 --> 00:18:44,257 but Red got it off in no time. 292 00:18:44,336 --> 00:18:47,828 You wouldn't know it to look at him, but Red's got very nimble fingers. 293 00:18:47,906 --> 00:18:49,897 Nimble! 294 00:18:51,476 --> 00:18:54,138 I just remember it was very disappointing... 295 00:18:54,212 --> 00:18:56,203 and I never saw that guy again. 296 00:18:56,281 --> 00:18:58,272 I mean, your father. 297 00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:01,342 I mean, your father was the first. 298 00:19:01,419 --> 00:19:04,320 Don't tell your father, okay? 299 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:09,253 I wanna say Billy... 300 00:19:09,327 --> 00:19:11,989 but that's not right. 301 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,554 Anyway, I just remember that he wasn't very good. 302 00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:17,796 And it was just wonderful... 303 00:19:19,037 --> 00:19:21,972 eventually. 304 00:19:24,910 --> 00:19:27,743 Okay, Donna. Here's the deal. 305 00:19:27,812 --> 00:19:30,280 Doyou have any Rolaids? 306 00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:34,782 Okay. 307 00:19:34,853 --> 00:19:37,686 Uh, I've been thinking about what we said... 308 00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:40,088 about us not... doing it again... 309 00:19:40,158 --> 00:19:43,252 and, uh, I've decided that's just crazy talk. 310 00:19:43,328 --> 00:19:46,729 But, Eric, we did it, and now everything's a mess. 311 00:19:46,798 --> 00:19:49,460 See, Donna... 312 00:19:49,534 --> 00:19:52,526 everything you and I do is a mess... 313 00:19:52,604 --> 00:19:54,538 at first. 314 00:19:54,606 --> 00:19:56,767 I mean— face it. 315 00:19:56,841 --> 00:19:58,934 We're just a couple of goons here. 316 00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:03,606 The first time we kissed, the first time we went out— 317 00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:06,674 - The first time I letyou get to second. - Exactly. 318 00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:10,888 Wait. What did I do wrong then? 319 00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:13,789 God, it was like you were tuning a radio. 320 00:20:20,932 --> 00:20:23,264 Okay. 321 00:20:23,335 --> 00:20:26,327 - Okay, but do I still do that? - No. 322 00:20:26,404 --> 00:20:30,306 - And the kissing— Has that gotten better? - Yeah, a zillion times better. 323 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:34,539 And, Donna, you know why those things got better? 324 00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:38,912 Because we kind of care about each other, and we talk and... 325 00:20:38,984 --> 00:20:40,918 we make things work. 326 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,581 Yeah, but what if it doesn't work? 327 00:20:44,656 --> 00:20:48,490 Then, not only does it not work, but we don't have what we used to have. 328 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,256 Donna, we will. We love each other, right? 329 00:20:51,329 --> 00:20:55,322 So, trust me. It can only get better. 330 00:21:01,539 --> 00:21:04,269 Okay. So, I guess what you're saying is we need practice. 331 00:21:04,342 --> 00:21:07,402 And lots of it! Yes! 332 00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:23,558 - So? - Yeah, it was a little better. 333 00:21:25,263 --> 00:21:27,197 A little better? 334 00:21:28,933 --> 00:21:30,867 I am the king! 335 00:21:37,776 --> 00:21:41,075 Hey, Mom, any more fried chicken? 336 00:21:41,146 --> 00:21:44,138 Well, my goodness, you're a hungry little bee. 337 00:21:45,884 --> 00:21:49,149 Yeah, Forman. Whatcha been doin'? 338 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,552 Exercisin'? 339 00:21:53,124 --> 00:21:55,285 In a manner ofspeaking. 340 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,851 Hey. I'm too smart... 341 00:21:57,929 --> 00:22:00,261 for you two idiots to try innuendo with me. 342 00:22:00,331 --> 00:22:02,265 Got it? 343 00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:05,097 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 344 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:07,730 You gonna eat that, big boy?