1 00:00:05,450 --> 00:00:08,214 Oh, man! Where the hell is Eric? 2 00:00:08,286 --> 00:00:11,380 - I gotta get outta here beforeJackie finds me. - What'd you do now? 3 00:00:11,456 --> 00:00:15,552 Oh, she's mad 'cause I didn't say "Loveyou" after lunch. 4 00:00:15,627 --> 00:00:18,255 I say it all day long. After gym, "Loveyou, Jackie." 5 00:00:18,330 --> 00:00:20,321 After algebra, "Loveyou, Jackie." 6 00:00:20,398 --> 00:00:23,231 After I say "Loveyou, Jackie," I say "Love you, Jackie." 7 00:00:23,301 --> 00:00:25,929 It sickens me. 8 00:00:26,004 --> 00:00:29,997 Hey, man, check it out. Foggywindows. 9 00:00:31,443 --> 00:00:36,107 Bummer. Someone must've left their hot lunch in the car. 10 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:40,883 No, you idiot. Someone's in there makin' out, man. 11 00:00:43,154 --> 00:00:47,113 - Patty. - Hyde! Hey, howya doin'? 12 00:00:47,192 --> 00:00:49,251 Super. 13 00:00:51,530 --> 00:00:54,260 Okay, well, yeah. Seeyou. 14 00:00:56,167 --> 00:01:00,035 - Hey, didn'tyou go out with that girl? - I don't think so. 15 00:01:00,105 --> 00:01:03,404 Yeah, that's the girl that dogged you on that blind date. 16 00:01:03,475 --> 00:01:08,174 Kelso, who cares? Hey, let's see what loser she ended up with. 17 00:01:08,246 --> 00:01:10,180 Yeah. 18 00:01:13,985 --> 00:01:17,148 Hello. 19 00:01:17,222 --> 00:01:19,588 Burn! 20 00:01:19,658 --> 00:01:22,889 Hey, man, that's a burn. 21 00:01:26,765 --> 00:01:28,699 & Hangin'out& 22 00:01:29,968 --> 00:01:31,902 & Down the street& 23 00:01:33,705 --> 00:01:35,639 & The same old thing& 24 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:39,476 & We did last week& 25 00:01:40,745 --> 00:01:44,545 & Not a thing to do & 26 00:01:44,616 --> 00:01:47,949 & But talk toyou& 27 00:01:48,019 --> 00:01:50,385 & We're all all right& 28 00:01:50,455 --> 00:01:52,446 & We're all all right && 29 00:01:52,524 --> 00:01:55,288 Hello, Wisconsin! 30 00:02:03,101 --> 00:02:06,036 Eric, honey, I was thinking maybe tomorrow night... 31 00:02:06,104 --> 00:02:09,096 we could go shopping, just the two of us. 32 00:02:10,775 --> 00:02:12,299 Why? 33 00:02:13,778 --> 00:02:17,874 Well, because we need to get you some new shoes and underwear. 34 00:02:17,949 --> 00:02:21,715 Kitty, we bought him shoes lastyear. 35 00:02:21,786 --> 00:02:25,085 Yeah, and I can shop for my own underwear. 36 00:02:25,156 --> 00:02:28,125 Oh, no, you cannot. 37 00:02:28,193 --> 00:02:32,857 The last timeyou went, you bought them too snug, and I want grandchildren. 38 00:02:35,066 --> 00:02:38,433 Yeah, well, I have to— Bye. 39 00:02:41,473 --> 00:02:44,442 You know, he used to love going shopping with me. 40 00:02:44,509 --> 00:02:47,945 - Look, Kitty, he's 16. - Seventeen. 41 00:02:48,013 --> 00:02:51,881 Whatever. The point is that when a boy hits that age... 42 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:54,714 they don't want to spend time with their mother. 43 00:02:54,786 --> 00:02:57,721 And ifthey do, they're weird. 44 00:02:57,789 --> 00:02:59,882 It's not a big deal. 45 00:02:59,958 --> 00:03:02,825 Well, it is a big deal to me, Red Forman! 46 00:03:02,894 --> 00:03:05,294 It is a big deal! 47 00:03:09,701 --> 00:03:11,794 Okay. 48 00:03:11,870 --> 00:03:17,206 Well, I just— I justwish sometimes hewould want to spend timewith me. 49 00:03:17,275 --> 00:03:21,336 Well, force him. It doesn't matterwhat hewants. 50 00:03:21,413 --> 00:03:25,315 As long as we're paying his way, we own him. 51 00:03:27,952 --> 00:03:31,479 - Fez has a girlfriend? Our little Fez? - Mm-hmm. 52 00:03:31,556 --> 00:03:34,024 You're kidding? 53 00:03:34,092 --> 00:03:36,390 I mean, good. 54 00:03:36,461 --> 00:03:39,521 God, he was so in love with me, it was getting embarrassing. 55 00:03:40,799 --> 00:03:42,892 Right. 56 00:03:42,967 --> 00:03:47,336 So, anyways, you guys, how doyou know when you need new underwear? 57 00:03:50,442 --> 00:03:53,809 Uh, if you're asking, you need new underwear. 58 00:03:56,281 --> 00:03:58,306 Oh, good. People are here. 59 00:03:58,383 --> 00:04:01,819 I want you to meet my girlfiriend, Patty. 60 00:04:03,755 --> 00:04:07,350 This is Eric. Eric, this is my girlfiriend. 61 00:04:09,294 --> 00:04:13,663 This is Donna. Donna, this is my girlfiriend. 62 00:04:13,732 --> 00:04:16,166 - So you guys are just friends? - No, Donna— 63 00:04:16,234 --> 00:04:18,293 Fez, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 64 00:04:18,369 --> 00:04:20,303 - How's it going, Patty? - Good. 65 00:04:20,371 --> 00:04:25,035 I have to be honest with you people. Patty and I were just outside making out. 66 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:28,307 Because Patty's my girlfiriend. 67 00:04:29,681 --> 00:04:33,208 Hi. I'm Jackie. I'm sure Fez has told you all about me. 68 00:04:33,284 --> 00:04:35,844 Um, no, no. Your name never came up. 69 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:40,152 What? Well, whatever. 70 00:04:41,793 --> 00:04:44,762 Okay, isn't this pleasant, huh? 71 00:04:44,829 --> 00:04:47,195 Um, Patty, have a seat. 72 00:04:49,267 --> 00:04:52,759 Fez, she's lovely. I'm impressed. 73 00:04:52,837 --> 00:04:56,500 Um, Jackie, I'm a little busy right now, okay? Thank you. 74 00:05:01,813 --> 00:05:05,010 So, Hyde, uh, what's with Fez and that girl? 75 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:07,916 - Did you really go out with her? - Yeah, no biggie. 76 00:05:07,986 --> 00:05:10,819 She sucked anyway. He can have her. 77 00:05:10,889 --> 00:05:13,084 So Fez has a girlfriend? 78 00:05:13,158 --> 00:05:15,092 Still, I mean, what's that about? 79 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,094 Fez snagging a girl away from you? 80 00:05:17,162 --> 00:05:19,528 I... never thought I'd see the day. 81 00:05:19,597 --> 00:05:24,364 - So what's she like? - It's just so TwilightZone. I mean, to see Fez— 82 00:05:24,435 --> 00:05:29,896 Eric, your mother asked you a question about the foreign kid. 83 00:05:35,613 --> 00:05:39,709 - What? Oh... what? - No. N-Never mind. 84 00:05:39,784 --> 00:05:45,222 Okay, that's it. Eric, you're gonna spend some time with your mother. 85 00:05:45,290 --> 00:05:48,020 What'd I do? 86 00:05:48,092 --> 00:05:50,492 Red, don't make it sound like a punishment. 87 00:05:50,562 --> 00:05:53,895 - Well, it is. - Red! 88 00:05:53,965 --> 00:05:58,698 You can look at it anywayyou want, but it's gonna happen, damn it. 89 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:01,637 Wait, wait. Is this because I didn't want to go shopping with Mom? 90 00:06:01,706 --> 00:06:06,507 You don'twant to go shopping with your mom? 91 00:06:06,578 --> 00:06:09,513 Boy, I tell you— If I had a mom... 92 00:06:09,581 --> 00:06:12,516 I would go shopping with her every single day... 93 00:06:12,584 --> 00:06:15,951 because no one loves you likeyour mom. 94 00:06:17,255 --> 00:06:19,246 That's true. 95 00:06:20,859 --> 00:06:23,589 Eric, honey, we don't have to go shopping. 96 00:06:23,661 --> 00:06:26,824 We could go see a movie. It'll be like a little date. 97 00:06:26,898 --> 00:06:32,063 No, no, shopping's great. You know, I— I need new underwear, so— 98 00:06:32,136 --> 00:06:34,366 I think a date is a great idea. 99 00:06:34,439 --> 00:06:38,034 Hey, you guys should go see Annie Hall. I think you'd just love it, Mrs. Forman. 100 00:06:38,109 --> 00:06:42,045 - See? Steven's helping out. - Thank you, Steven. 101 00:06:42,113 --> 00:06:44,707 Now, Annie Hall. I would like to see that movie. 102 00:06:44,782 --> 00:06:46,943 - Eric's just dying to see that movie. - But I don't— 103 00:06:47,018 --> 00:06:50,181 Just dyin'! 104 00:06:54,993 --> 00:07:00,556 Um, I guess Fez really got me with all of the poems he left in my locker. 105 00:07:00,632 --> 00:07:03,260 Oh, that is so romantic. 106 00:07:03,334 --> 00:07:04,961 Doesn't Kelso writeyou poems? 107 00:07:05,036 --> 00:07:08,267 No, no. But he's not foreign. 108 00:07:08,339 --> 00:07:12,799 Hey, can we talk about something interesting? Like... Donny Osmond? 109 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:20,474 Hey, you guys! The Eagles are on Don Kirshner's Rock Concert tonight. 110 00:07:20,551 --> 00:07:24,078 Oh, man, I'm gonna miss the Eagles because I gotta— I gotta— 111 00:07:28,993 --> 00:07:31,086 I'm busy. 112 00:07:31,162 --> 00:07:33,858 Do we have a date tonight? 113 00:07:33,932 --> 00:07:36,730 No. I wish. 114 00:07:36,801 --> 00:07:38,962 I'm going to a movie. 115 00:07:40,471 --> 00:07:43,167 With my mom. 116 00:07:43,241 --> 00:07:46,870 He's got a special night out with Mommy. 117 00:07:46,945 --> 00:07:49,311 Hey, maybeyou'll get lucky. 118 00:07:55,453 --> 00:07:58,616 And your mom will pay for the movie! 119 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:02,148 God, you people are sick. 120 00:08:02,226 --> 00:08:06,060 Patty, you know, we should really go to the mall together, so I can introduceyou to— 121 00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:09,622 - Areyou ready, darling? - Excuse me, Fez. I was talking. 122 00:08:09,701 --> 00:08:13,102 Oh, I know, Jackie. You are always talking. 123 00:08:13,171 --> 00:08:15,696 - Burn! 124 00:08:20,511 --> 00:08:23,844 Sorry. I just appreciate a good burn. 125 00:08:23,915 --> 00:08:27,112 So, where are you guys going? 126 00:08:27,185 --> 00:08:29,346 Um, we are going to the Red Lobster... 127 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:31,650 for a romantic dinner of red lobster. 128 00:08:31,723 --> 00:08:34,487 I'll seeyou guys later. 129 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:37,722 - Okay, I don't like her. 130 00:08:37,795 --> 00:08:42,425 I don't see whywe have to be nice to herjust because she's dating someone in our group. 131 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:45,264 Bites the big one, doesn't it? 132 00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:49,738 Well, I gotta go to work. 133 00:08:49,807 --> 00:08:52,833 God, am I right, Donna? Don't you hate her? 134 00:08:52,910 --> 00:08:55,845 Not really, Jackie. I kind oflike her. 135 00:08:58,516 --> 00:09:00,916 Hey, what was that for? 136 00:09:00,985 --> 00:09:04,386 That's for not writing me poems, Michael. 137 00:09:07,158 --> 00:09:09,319 L-Loveyou, Jackie. 138 00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:19,692 - Leo, did you takeyour turn yet, man? - No, man. 139 00:09:19,771 --> 00:09:24,834 I-I can't decide between college or a career. 140 00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:27,343 Well, we can't start until you decide. 141 00:09:27,412 --> 00:09:29,903 So choose, man, or I'll start working. 142 00:09:29,981 --> 00:09:34,918 Hey, don't rush me, man. This decision is gonna affect the rest of my life. 143 00:09:36,554 --> 00:09:39,990 Go to college. 144 00:09:40,058 --> 00:09:41,992 Okay. 145 00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:45,996 Hey, but what ifthose frat guys make fun of my hair... 146 00:09:46,064 --> 00:09:49,727 and beat me up like— like fascists and stuff? 147 00:09:49,801 --> 00:09:53,168 Well, then just start a career. 148 00:09:53,237 --> 00:09:57,298 I can't let those frat guys get awaywith it, man. 149 00:09:57,375 --> 00:10:00,469 Leo, man, it's just a game. 150 00:10:00,545 --> 00:10:04,242 Yeah, life is hard. 151 00:10:15,393 --> 00:10:19,056 Well, now see? I didn't know thatyou liked green peppers. 152 00:10:19,130 --> 00:10:21,894 When did that happen? 153 00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:23,900 August 5, 1972. 154 00:10:25,603 --> 00:10:29,767 I mean— I mean, doyou like green peppers? 155 00:10:29,841 --> 00:10:32,935 Why, yes, I do. Very much. 156 00:10:35,213 --> 00:10:38,205 - So, how's Donna? - What? We haven't done anything yet. What? 157 00:10:38,282 --> 00:10:43,584 Relax. I am not here to grill you about your life, Eric. 158 00:10:43,654 --> 00:10:47,090 But, you know, young adults do have a responsibility— 159 00:10:47,158 --> 00:10:49,922 Mom, please! 160 00:11:01,005 --> 00:11:03,872 Honey, you may not realize it right now... 161 00:11:03,941 --> 00:11:08,002 but I'm actually doing you a giant favor by making you spend time with me. 162 00:11:08,079 --> 00:11:11,981 Well... thank you. 163 00:11:12,049 --> 00:11:13,983 No, no, no. I mean it. 164 00:11:14,051 --> 00:11:17,509 Boys who reject their mothers grow up to have huge problems. 165 00:11:17,588 --> 00:11:19,852 You will hateyourself... 166 00:11:19,924 --> 00:11:23,382 and every relationshipyou have with a woman will just be a mess. 167 00:11:23,461 --> 00:11:27,124 So, if you don't spend time with me now, you may never have sex. 168 00:11:32,170 --> 00:11:37,335 I'm teasing... a little. 169 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:42,104 Uh-huh. Hey! 170 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:45,377 Look how far Florence is from... Venice. 171 00:11:45,449 --> 00:11:49,078 Eric, honey, I just— 172 00:11:49,153 --> 00:11:53,749 I just wanted to spend a little time alone with you outside of the house. 173 00:11:53,824 --> 00:11:56,292 That's all. 174 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,989 Mom, it's fine. In fact, you know what? This is great. 175 00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:02,032 Hmm. 176 00:12:03,768 --> 00:12:08,205 Hey, Forman's out on a date with his mom! 177 00:12:08,272 --> 00:12:11,435 Forman and his mom! Forman and his mom! 178 00:12:18,247 --> 00:12:21,512 My goodness, that Woody Allen is neurotic. 179 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:25,815 Well, if I lived in NewYork, I'd be in therapytoo. The streets are filthy. 180 00:12:25,888 --> 00:12:29,551 Whoa! Diane Keaton is not wearing a bra. 181 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,287 Okay, don't letyour mom seeyou look. 182 00:12:32,361 --> 00:12:35,797 But I have to look. I'm looking. 183 00:12:35,864 --> 00:12:38,389 I'm looking, and I don't care! 184 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,560 Oh, please! 185 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:45,403 He expects her to make love while he's wearing those black socks? 186 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:50,241 Note to self: Throw away all black socks. 187 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:54,408 Mah-jongg? What the hell is mah-jongg? 188 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:58,146 Mah-jongg? What the hell is mah-jongg? 189 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,917 Okay. "An aspirin the size of a brick." 190 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,427 Now that is funny. 191 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:11,125 Finally, a scene without sex. 192 00:13:11,199 --> 00:13:14,691 Oh, great. Drugs. Thank you, Woody Allen. 193 00:13:16,204 --> 00:13:19,731 Huh. I guess cocaine is expensive. 194 00:13:19,808 --> 00:13:23,039 "I'm finally getting the feeling back in myjaw"? 195 00:13:23,111 --> 00:13:26,046 I don't get that. I mean, hewas just in bed with her and— 196 00:13:26,114 --> 00:13:28,378 Oh, okay. I see. 197 00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:30,884 Oh, God, I hope my mom doesn't get that. 198 00:13:30,953 --> 00:13:34,252 Oh, I wonder if Eric gets that. 199 00:13:34,323 --> 00:13:37,292 Well, I am not gonna explain it to him. 200 00:13:43,999 --> 00:13:47,366 So now Patty's seein' Fez, and I just don't get it. 201 00:13:47,436 --> 00:13:52,339 'Cause she could've had me. I'm a real catch, man. 202 00:13:54,576 --> 00:13:58,808 All right! I had twins, man! 203 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,748 Oh, look. They're so beautiful. 204 00:14:02,818 --> 00:14:05,252 Congratulations. 205 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,254 Thanks, man. 206 00:14:07,322 --> 00:14:11,383 Hey, I don't want to be competitive or anything, man, but... 207 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:14,896 I've got two kids, and you don't have any. 208 00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:17,864 You're just a lonely plumber, dude. 209 00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:22,995 It wouldn't be so bad, but it's Fez. 210 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,232 I taught him everything he knows. 211 00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:27,332 It's all backwards, man. 212 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:30,537 I guess you just can't dwell on things, man. 213 00:14:30,612 --> 00:14:33,547 Yeah, maybe I should just be happy for Fez. 214 00:14:33,615 --> 00:14:37,813 I mean, this is the first time in his whole life that he's ever had a girl, you know? 215 00:14:37,886 --> 00:14:41,845 Well, you know, a while back I picked up a card, you know... 216 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:44,153 and I had a car accident... 217 00:14:44,226 --> 00:14:47,491 and, uh, I was dwelling on that, man. 218 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,996 I'm sorry. What wereyou talking about? 219 00:14:54,903 --> 00:14:57,371 Maybe I should get back to work. 220 00:14:57,439 --> 00:15:01,068 If you get back to work, you're fired, man. 221 00:15:03,311 --> 00:15:06,109 Hey, I got twins again, man! 222 00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:13,587 Just admit it, Donna. Patty is totallywrong for Fez. 223 00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:17,352 Wow, Jackie. I've never seen you quite this transparent before. 224 00:15:17,426 --> 00:15:19,792 What areyou talking about? 225 00:15:19,861 --> 00:15:22,523 "She's so awful, Donna. 226 00:15:22,597 --> 00:15:25,395 "Let's hate her forever, Donna. 227 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:29,403 Let's shave her head and run her out oftown, Donna." 228 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:33,532 Focus, Donna. We're ragging on Patty, remember? 229 00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:38,511 Jackie, did you ever think that maybe you hate Patty because you like Fez? 230 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:43,779 Oh, you are in dangerous territory, Pinciotti. 231 00:15:43,852 --> 00:15:48,221 No, I mean, it's true. You hate seeing Fez drool over someone other than you. 232 00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:51,953 - You're crazy. I don't like Fez. - I think you do. 233 00:15:52,027 --> 00:15:53,961 Oh, shut up. 234 00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:58,228 Jackie, you're blushing. 235 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,962 Ow! 236 00:16:01,036 --> 00:16:05,496 I'll admit that, uh, Fez would be okay for a quick fling... 237 00:16:05,574 --> 00:16:09,772 if I was off on a vacation with my parents, like in Michigan or Cuba. 238 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,881 Where no onewould ever find out. Ever, ever, ever. 239 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:18,511 & Fez and Jackie sitting in a tree & 240 00:16:18,587 --> 00:16:21,681 Mr. And Mrs. Fez— 241 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,421 Fez. 242 00:16:25,494 --> 00:16:28,361 Donna, please, please shut up. 243 00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:32,230 Jackie, you are so totally hot for him. I can see it in your eyes. 244 00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:36,737 Oh, my God. 245 00:16:36,805 --> 00:16:40,104 Oh, my God! I like Fez! 246 00:16:41,309 --> 00:16:45,678 No! 247 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:52,011 No! 248 00:16:52,087 --> 00:16:55,420 && 249 00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:03,996 Well, boy, wasn't that fun, seeing all those sex scenes with your mother? 250 00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:08,703 - Oh, it was super sexy. 251 00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:12,501 I'm so glad we could enjoy that together. Really, I am. 252 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:16,169 So I guess women in New York don't wear bras. 253 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:19,873 I— It's disgusting. 254 00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:23,008 And we should move there immediately. 255 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:28,283 Well, I don't know about you, but I've seen enough nipples for one day. 256 00:17:28,356 --> 00:17:31,223 - Mom! - What? 257 00:17:31,293 --> 00:17:35,354 I don't everwant to hear you say "nipples," okay? 258 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:38,866 Why not? Men have nipples. 259 00:17:40,168 --> 00:17:43,604 - Your father has nipples. - No, he does not! 260 00:17:43,672 --> 00:17:48,200 Okay. 261 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,473 So, what was your favorite part of the movie? 262 00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:56,374 I don't want to tell you. 263 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,045 Oh, come on. 264 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:03,853 Okay, um, Diane Keaton's nipples. 265 00:18:14,236 --> 00:18:16,363 Okay, pay me. 266 00:18:16,438 --> 00:18:20,272 Leo, I gotta help the customer, man. I think he's gonna drive away. 267 00:18:20,342 --> 00:18:24,108 - Oh, let him go. I don't need his stinkin' photo money. 268 00:18:25,513 --> 00:18:27,504 I'm a doctor. 269 00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:32,681 Okay, man, you know what? That's it. This game is over. 270 00:18:32,754 --> 00:18:36,884 This is not life. This is life. 271 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:41,122 Yeah, but this life is so much better than this life, man. 272 00:18:43,465 --> 00:18:46,525 In the— In the game, I got kids, man. 273 00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:49,627 In real life, my kids split on me. 274 00:18:49,704 --> 00:18:52,605 - Really, man? - Yeah. 275 00:18:54,776 --> 00:18:57,370 My parents split on me. 276 00:18:57,445 --> 00:19:00,346 Oh, wow. Now we found each other. 277 00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:03,248 Hey, doyou want to be my father? 278 00:19:10,492 --> 00:19:12,483 Sure. 279 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,961 Okay, go ahead. Spin, Dad. 280 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,227 I got a 10! 281 00:19:28,009 --> 00:19:31,467 Well, maybe mah-jongg is a type offood. 282 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:34,071 You could be right. It's probably Chinese noodles. 283 00:19:34,149 --> 00:19:36,344 Yes. 284 00:19:36,418 --> 00:19:39,546 Hey, you wanna go see Close Encounters sometime? 285 00:19:39,621 --> 00:19:41,953 Yeah, I'd love to. 286 00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:44,617 Very cool. Good night, Mom. 287 00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:56,696 Oh, what'd he do? 288 00:19:56,771 --> 00:19:58,864 I swear I'll kick his ass. 289 00:20:02,944 --> 00:20:08,041 No, he was just— He was absolutelywonderful. 290 00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:11,517 Oh. 291 00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,520 Okay. 292 00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:17,857 - Okay. 293 00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:29,468 Is something wrong? 294 00:20:29,537 --> 00:20:31,095 No. Why? 295 00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:35,233 I don't know. It's justyou— You seem very removed. 296 00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:40,076 - No, I'm fine. - Are you sure? 297 00:20:40,148 --> 00:20:42,082 Uh-huh. 298 00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:48,422 I— You know, maybe it's me, but you do. You seem very removed. 299 00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:54,527 Eric, have you seen my geometry book? 300 00:20:54,596 --> 00:20:57,588 'Cause while the two of you are doing that, I'm gonna do some homework. 301 00:20:57,665 --> 00:21:00,259 See? This is what I call being removed. 302 00:21:05,106 --> 00:21:09,202 Donna, when we're making out, you're not thinking about, like... 303 00:21:09,277 --> 00:21:11,905 geometry and stuff, areyou? 304 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:16,076 Never. Unless I have a test the next day. 305 00:21:18,086 --> 00:21:21,988 I think you're just the sweetest thing in the world to go out with your mom. 306 00:21:24,059 --> 00:21:25,993 Thank you. 307 00:21:28,129 --> 00:21:31,496 - So, did Mommy buy you new underpants? - Okay. 308 00:21:31,566 --> 00:21:33,864 - Did Mommy buy you new underpants? - Get off me. 309 00:21:33,935 --> 00:21:36,699 Oh, let me see the underpants. Let me see the underpants. 310 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,804 - B-3. - Hit. 311 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:44,402 Damn! You sank my battleship. 312 00:21:44,479 --> 00:21:46,811 You know, a well-maintained fleet... 313 00:21:46,881 --> 00:21:49,406 is the backbone of any military structure. 314 00:21:49,484 --> 00:21:51,679 And with your floating arsenal depleted... 315 00:21:51,753 --> 00:21:55,689 your troops are likely to suffer some serious collateral damage. 316 00:21:56,825 --> 00:21:58,087 Huh. 317 00:21:58,159 --> 00:22:01,526 Wow. Hey, you know what, man? 318 00:22:01,596 --> 00:22:04,895 I think I might've been in the navy.