1 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:06,374 && 2 00:00:14,990 --> 00:00:17,584 Eric! Eric! 3 00:00:17,659 --> 00:00:20,059 Donna, this is a tricky maneuver, okay? 4 00:00:20,128 --> 00:00:22,756 I need quiet. 5 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:28,603 Oh, my God! It's the cops! 6 00:00:28,670 --> 00:00:33,004 Eric, we're completely naked! 7 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:35,566 I know. Don't panic. 8 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:37,874 - I, uh— I have a plan. - Okay. 9 00:00:41,883 --> 00:00:43,817 Go away! 10 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:50,024 That's the plan? That's not a good plan! 11 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:53,289 Yeah. No, that's the plan. I mean, we're totally naked. 12 00:00:53,362 --> 00:00:56,195 I think he'll probably just go away. 13 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:03,162 Crap. Haveyou seen my pants? 14 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:09,978 - Whereyou going? - Out. 15 00:01:10,045 --> 00:01:12,980 - Where? - A place. 16 00:01:13,048 --> 00:01:15,278 Who with? 17 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:17,841 Doctors and stockbrokers. 18 00:01:26,361 --> 00:01:29,353 Oh, holy hell. 19 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,326 & Hangin'out& 20 00:01:36,438 --> 00:01:38,372 & Down the street& 21 00:01:40,175 --> 00:01:42,109 & The same old thing& 22 00:01:44,012 --> 00:01:45,946 & We did last week& 23 00:01:47,215 --> 00:01:51,015 & Not a thing to do & 24 00:01:51,086 --> 00:01:54,419 & But talk to you& 25 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,855 & We're all all right & 26 00:01:56,925 --> 00:01:58,916 & We're all all right && 27 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:01,758 Hello, Wisconsin! 28 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:10,694 And-And-And the heater is broken I n the Vista Cruiser. 29 00:02:10,772 --> 00:02:15,038 That's why it was so hot. So, you know, naturally... 30 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:17,044 we removed one or two articles of clothing... 31 00:02:17,112 --> 00:02:20,377 which, you know, in retrospect was probably not that good an idea. 32 00:02:20,449 --> 00:02:24,476 Eric, how stupid do you think I am? 33 00:02:24,553 --> 00:02:26,817 You're right. 34 00:02:26,888 --> 00:02:29,880 Should've cracked a window. Good thinking. 35 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:34,327 Eric, we know what you were doing in the car. 36 00:02:34,396 --> 00:02:36,830 No. 37 00:02:36,898 --> 00:02:40,561 - We don't know. - Trust me, we know. 38 00:02:40,635 --> 00:02:44,036 No, no. We don't know. 39 00:02:44,106 --> 00:02:46,506 I know! I know! 40 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:51,042 Of course you know. You majored in it. 41 00:02:52,514 --> 00:02:55,005 - What were you thinking? - Mr. Forman? 42 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:59,076 Uh, it was my idea too. 43 00:02:59,154 --> 00:03:03,420 So, um, please stop yelling at Eric because— 44 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:06,393 What? 45 00:03:06,461 --> 00:03:09,453 Just play dead and coveryour face. 46 00:03:10,932 --> 00:03:14,333 No, Eric, it's okay. 47 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:18,634 What we did was a choice that we made— 48 00:03:18,707 --> 00:03:22,336 a choice we made as adults. 49 00:03:24,479 --> 00:03:27,812 Oh, really? 50 00:03:27,883 --> 00:03:30,044 - You're an adult? - Don't answer. It's a trap. 51 00:03:33,488 --> 00:03:35,422 Yes, we're adults. 52 00:03:36,725 --> 00:03:39,193 Okay, Donna. Then as an adult... 53 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:45,097 I expectyou to go next door and tell Bob and Midge just exactlywhat happened tonight. 54 00:03:46,535 --> 00:03:49,231 Okay. I'll tell them. 55 00:03:49,304 --> 00:03:51,966 Good. And I'm gonna check to see thatyou did. 56 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:55,976 Oh, come on! Whywould you do that? 57 00:03:56,044 --> 00:03:59,741 Donna, I won't keep something like this from your parents. 58 00:03:59,815 --> 00:04:01,908 They thinkwe're friends. 59 00:04:09,558 --> 00:04:13,085 - Hey, cool, man. A C.B. radio. - Yeah. 60 00:04:13,161 --> 00:04:16,028 So I narrowed down my potential C.B. handles to two choices— 61 00:04:16,097 --> 00:04:19,157 either Stud Kickass or Flex Buffchest. 62 00:04:21,069 --> 00:04:25,062 Gee, Kelso, what about Beef Dingleberry? 63 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:28,439 Oh, great. Now I got three choices. 64 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:34,608 Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9. This is Hot to Trot. 65 00:04:34,683 --> 00:04:39,586 - Foxy Lady. - And Nice and Easy. 66 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,054 Oh, my God. They sound nice. 67 00:04:44,292 --> 00:04:46,226 And easy. 68 00:04:46,294 --> 00:04:49,263 Quick! Come on. We need— We need handles so we can talk to 'em. 69 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,993 Okay, uh, uh— Oh! Oh! 70 00:04:52,067 --> 00:04:55,366 - We'll be the Mod Squad. - That's perfect. I'm Link. 71 00:04:55,437 --> 00:04:59,533 - I'm Link. - Why doyou get to be Link? 72 00:04:59,608 --> 00:05:03,066 The magic 'fro, baby. 73 00:05:03,144 --> 00:05:06,773 Okay. Well, I got dibs on Pete. 74 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,873 Okay, then, what is my macho cop handle? 75 00:05:10,585 --> 00:05:13,383 Julie. 76 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:19,959 Breaker 1 -9, breaker 1 -9. This is Pete. 77 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:24,431 - I'm Link. - And Julie. 78 00:05:24,499 --> 00:05:27,730 It is so nice to talk toyou, my lovelies. 79 00:05:27,802 --> 00:05:33,069 Hey, Julie, coolaccent. Yousoundsexy. 80 00:05:33,141 --> 00:05:36,042 Accent? What the hell is she talking about? 81 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,621 - Somethin' on your mind? - Yeah. 82 00:05:55,697 --> 00:05:58,257 There's something important I wanna tell you guys. 83 00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:00,301 Eric and I have been going out for a while now... 84 00:06:00,368 --> 00:06:03,098 and we did something you two should know about. 85 00:06:09,110 --> 00:06:11,044 Yes? 86 00:06:11,112 --> 00:06:14,343 Well, see, Eric and I, uh... 87 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:18,409 we, um— we... 88 00:06:18,486 --> 00:06:20,681 rode the Formans' motorcycle. 89 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,690 There, I said it. 90 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:27,216 Weight is just off my shoulders. 91 00:06:27,295 --> 00:06:30,059 Donna, that was wrong. 92 00:06:30,131 --> 00:06:32,531 But not as wrong as it could've been, 'cause it could've been— 93 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,761 Sex! 94 00:06:34,836 --> 00:06:36,770 That's what I thought too! 95 00:06:36,838 --> 00:06:39,272 What? 96 00:06:39,341 --> 00:06:41,809 No! That's crazy. That's-That's silly. 97 00:06:41,876 --> 00:06:44,845 You guys are silly gooses. 98 00:06:44,913 --> 00:06:47,404 You make me laugh, 'causeyou're silly. 99 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:56,082 So the cops caughtyou doing it? 100 00:06:59,194 --> 00:07:02,425 Oh, my God. That is such a turn-on! 101 00:07:04,432 --> 00:07:08,095 That is not a turn-on. 102 00:07:08,169 --> 00:07:10,262 You're a little pervert. 103 00:07:11,439 --> 00:07:13,839 Jackie, I have a big problem. 104 00:07:13,908 --> 00:07:16,809 How am I gonna tell my parents? 105 00:07:16,878 --> 00:07:18,812 Okay. 106 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:24,750 If you need to use the bathroom you should go now, 'cause I have a lot to say. 107 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:26,650 No, I'm fine, thanks. 108 00:07:26,721 --> 00:07:29,451 Okay. Your first mistake... 109 00:07:29,524 --> 00:07:32,584 was wearing pants for car sex. 110 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:37,063 When you do it in the car, skirts areyour best friend. 111 00:07:37,132 --> 00:07:40,898 Zip, zip, bim, bam. You're done, you're dressed, you're back at the mall. 112 00:07:44,372 --> 00:07:49,435 Jackie, I'm screwed. Ifl tell my parents, only one of two things could happen. 113 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:53,311 They'll either be furious, or they'll ask me how it was. 114 00:08:10,231 --> 00:08:14,930 Okay, now, have some peas. 115 00:08:15,003 --> 00:08:18,632 I'd rather have sex with Donna. 116 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,575 Mmm! 117 00:08:23,645 --> 00:08:25,579 Tapioca! 118 00:08:25,647 --> 00:08:29,708 Mmm! Sex with Donna! 119 00:08:34,189 --> 00:08:37,022 Well, you— you are just so cute. 120 00:08:37,092 --> 00:08:40,391 Say "Ma-ma." 121 00:08:43,031 --> 00:08:46,728 Sex with Don-na. 122 00:08:46,801 --> 00:08:49,429 - No, baby, no. - Yes! 123 00:08:49,504 --> 00:08:50,630 - No! - Yes! 124 00:08:50,705 --> 00:08:52,866 - No! - No— Yes! 125 00:08:55,944 --> 00:08:59,641 No! No! No! 126 00:08:59,714 --> 00:09:01,648 Kitty. 127 00:09:02,951 --> 00:09:05,419 Slut! 128 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,080 What? 129 00:09:12,026 --> 00:09:14,688 - Nothing. - Are you okay? 130 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:16,627 I'm fine. 131 00:09:16,698 --> 00:09:20,225 Kitty, when it's 3:00 on a Saturday afternoon... 132 00:09:20,301 --> 00:09:23,464 and you're still in bed, I know something's wrong. 133 00:09:23,538 --> 00:09:26,098 Oh, Red, I'm fine. 134 00:09:27,675 --> 00:09:31,133 Why should I care that my-my sweet, baby boy... 135 00:09:31,212 --> 00:09:36,809 was defiled by some jiggly, red-haired tramp? 136 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:39,919 Kitty. 137 00:09:39,988 --> 00:09:44,516 What I can't figure out is how she tricked him into it. 138 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,394 Look, it's not like we didn't know this was coming. 139 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:53,423 You're always showing Eric anatomical diagrams and charts and slides. 140 00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:56,493 You've been prepping him since hewas six. 141 00:09:58,273 --> 00:10:01,003 Areyou blaming me? 142 00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:05,138 No, no. Heck no. 143 00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:09,172 It's my fault. Men are dirty. It's— 144 00:10:12,453 --> 00:10:16,389 - Well, good. - Kitty, I just want you to get out ofbed. 145 00:10:16,457 --> 00:10:18,391 You know, none of us have had lunch... 146 00:10:18,459 --> 00:10:22,088 and, uh, we're kind ofhungry. 147 00:10:23,565 --> 00:10:26,261 Well, it's a house full of grown men... 148 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,030 and I would think that one of you fully grown men... 149 00:10:29,103 --> 00:10:31,196 would know how to make a damn sandwich! 150 00:10:33,141 --> 00:10:36,008 - Well, maybe I should go— - I sure as hell would! 151 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,776 And when Bob and Midge look at me with their big, dumb eyes... 152 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:47,844 I just— I can't find the words. 153 00:10:47,922 --> 00:10:51,050 Okay, Donna, I've given this a lot ofthought... 154 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:54,458 and I think I should be the one to tell your parents we had sex. 155 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:58,898 Oh, my God. Eric, that is so great. Thank you. 156 00:11:00,802 --> 00:11:03,066 What? No. No! What? No! 157 00:11:03,137 --> 00:11:07,005 It was— It was a bluff. I was bluffing to seem nice. 158 00:11:07,075 --> 00:11:09,635 Oh, crap, this is a nightmare. 159 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:13,579 - Fine. I'll do it myself. - What— No, wait. Look. 160 00:11:13,648 --> 00:11:15,912 We told my parents together... 161 00:11:15,984 --> 00:11:20,444 so, hey, let's tell your parents together. 162 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,521 Thank you. So, doyou wanna go get it overwith? 163 00:11:24,592 --> 00:11:26,924 Yeah. Let's go tell your parents. 164 00:11:26,995 --> 00:11:29,896 - Okay. - Okay. 165 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:37,561 Donna, I wanna go with you, but my legs have gone numb. 166 00:11:44,077 --> 00:11:47,911 Breaker 1 -9, breaker 1 -9. This is Pete, Link and Julie. 167 00:11:47,981 --> 00:11:52,179 We're lookin' for a 20 on Hot to Trot, Foxy Lady and Nice and Easy. 168 00:11:52,251 --> 00:11:56,085 - Over. - Hey, guys! 169 00:11:58,224 --> 00:12:01,682 Hello, Hot to Trot. 170 00:12:03,429 --> 00:12:06,296 This is Julie. 171 00:12:06,366 --> 00:12:10,462 I was just wondering, areyou fat? 172 00:12:12,872 --> 00:12:16,603 - Whoa, Fez! - No, actually, that's not a bad question. 173 00:12:17,910 --> 00:12:20,811 Well, why don't you guys come see foryourselves? 174 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,871 We can meet tonight. 175 00:12:24,117 --> 00:12:26,585 Oh, tonight? 176 00:12:28,388 --> 00:12:31,789 No, tonight we have to watch Love Boat, so I don't think— 177 00:12:35,194 --> 00:12:37,424 As soon as I heard you were down, Mrs. Forman... 178 00:12:37,497 --> 00:12:40,933 I had to come and seeyou... 179 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,094 because I know the blues. 180 00:12:44,170 --> 00:12:46,866 But, you know, the good news is Donna's on the pill... 181 00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:50,500 so they can do it, like... 182 00:12:50,576 --> 00:12:54,273 a zillion times a day, and nothing bad can happen. 183 00:12:56,549 --> 00:13:01,612 Yep. They could just do it and do it and do it and do it and do it. 184 00:13:01,687 --> 00:13:03,621 Jackie. 185 00:13:03,689 --> 00:13:07,523 Good. You're here. Get out. 186 00:13:07,593 --> 00:13:09,823 But I'm trying to help. 187 00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:13,024 Oh, you wanna help? Go make me a sandwich. 188 00:13:20,706 --> 00:13:22,867 So, Kitty... 189 00:13:22,942 --> 00:13:24,967 think maybe, uh, it's time to get up? 190 00:13:25,044 --> 00:13:27,535 - No. - Okay. 191 00:13:27,613 --> 00:13:31,014 You know what? Kitty, you gotta shape up. 192 00:13:31,084 --> 00:13:33,814 I can't believe that you're all surprised... 193 00:13:33,886 --> 00:13:38,448 that your 17-year-old is doing what 17-year-olds do. 194 00:13:38,524 --> 00:13:40,685 Big deal! 195 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,354 Now get the hell outta bed and buck up! 196 00:13:46,065 --> 00:13:48,056 - Oh, geez, honey. I'm sorry. - Get out! 197 00:13:57,543 --> 00:13:59,477 So, what do you kids need to tell us? 198 00:13:59,545 --> 00:14:03,003 I tried to guess, but my mind's a total blank. 199 00:14:04,317 --> 00:14:06,979 Actually, Mrs. Pinciotti, Mr. Pinciotti... 200 00:14:07,053 --> 00:14:09,487 it's something I need to tell you. 201 00:14:15,728 --> 00:14:17,719 Sorry. I almost threw up. 202 00:14:19,899 --> 00:14:21,890 I'm fine now. 203 00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:29,069 You both know how much I respectyour daughter, how much I loveyour daughter. 204 00:14:29,142 --> 00:14:32,077 And, uh... 205 00:14:32,145 --> 00:14:34,978 funny thing about love— ha-ha, funny— 206 00:14:37,617 --> 00:14:39,551 is, uh, sometimes... 207 00:14:39,619 --> 00:14:43,146 we express it in a— in a physical way. 208 00:14:47,727 --> 00:14:52,357 You better not say what I think you're gonna say... 209 00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:55,195 'cause I'll be mad. 210 00:14:55,268 --> 00:14:59,398 And funny thing about mad— ha-ha— 211 00:15:02,175 --> 00:15:05,804 is sometimes I express it in a physical way. 212 00:15:10,716 --> 00:15:15,153 I loveyour daughter, and I totally respect her. 213 00:15:15,221 --> 00:15:19,658 And I never stopped respecting her... 214 00:15:19,725 --> 00:15:22,455 even when the cops came. 215 00:15:31,204 --> 00:15:34,002 Well, I'm sorry, Eric, but I still gotta twist your neck shut. 216 00:15:34,073 --> 00:15:36,871 Dad, you know, you shouldn't be threatening Eric. 217 00:15:36,943 --> 00:15:39,878 You should be, uh, thanking him. 218 00:15:39,946 --> 00:15:41,709 - What? - What? 219 00:15:41,781 --> 00:15:43,646 Wow! 220 00:15:47,386 --> 00:15:51,789 He's treated me like a queen since the daywe started dating. 221 00:15:54,227 --> 00:15:57,594 Eric and I have sex. 222 00:15:57,663 --> 00:16:01,292 There. You know. 223 00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:04,768 At least I have a nice boyfriend and not some juvenile delinquent. 224 00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:07,499 Like that Fonzie. 225 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:14,839 Well, that— that's nice. 226 00:16:16,849 --> 00:16:20,307 And at least Eric had the guts to come over here and tell you man to man. 227 00:16:20,386 --> 00:16:25,688 Well, I'm happy for you. 228 00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:27,851 And thank you for being honest. 229 00:16:27,927 --> 00:16:30,054 That took a lot of courage. Didn't it, Bob? 230 00:16:31,964 --> 00:16:34,159 I'm goin' to bed. 231 00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:41,233 So, how was it? 232 00:16:41,307 --> 00:16:43,366 Oh, God. 233 00:16:55,721 --> 00:16:59,487 Boy, oh, boy. I tell ya, Eric. You take the cake. 234 00:17:00,993 --> 00:17:03,518 Oh, man, there's cake? 235 00:17:03,596 --> 00:17:06,622 There's no cake. 236 00:17:06,699 --> 00:17:08,860 We're all starving to death, and it's all your fault. 237 00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,698 You broke your mother's heart. 238 00:17:11,771 --> 00:17:15,332 She's up there crying about howyou're all grown up... 239 00:17:15,408 --> 00:17:17,342 and you don't need her anymore. 240 00:17:18,644 --> 00:17:21,670 But that— that's not true. 241 00:17:21,747 --> 00:17:23,681 Oh, I know that. 242 00:17:23,749 --> 00:17:26,616 You're a helpless idiot. 243 00:17:26,686 --> 00:17:28,779 Huh. 244 00:17:28,854 --> 00:17:32,517 Okay. Uh, I could pretend I need help with my homework. 245 00:17:32,591 --> 00:17:35,583 Oh, no. No one gives a crap about that. 246 00:17:37,763 --> 00:17:41,722 - Okay. Oh! I could pretend to be sick. - No, that— 247 00:17:41,801 --> 00:17:44,167 Wait a minute. That might work. 248 00:17:44,236 --> 00:17:46,670 She mothered the heck out of you when you broke your leg that time. 249 00:17:46,739 --> 00:17:48,798 Right. I could say I have a fever. 250 00:17:48,874 --> 00:17:50,899 Or, betteryet, we could go out to the garage... 251 00:17:50,976 --> 00:17:54,139 I hit you in the elbow with a baseball bat. 252 00:17:58,451 --> 00:18:00,646 I'm gonna stick with the fever. 253 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,985 You wanna go through life doing everything half-assed, that's your decision, Son. 254 00:18:06,559 --> 00:18:10,791 - Okay. They said they'd wait out front. 255 00:18:10,863 --> 00:18:13,957 Here we go. Cold beer and hot babes. 256 00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:16,661 Orvice versa. 257 00:18:16,736 --> 00:18:21,799 Hey, guys, did we get a "yes" or a "no" on the fat question? 258 00:18:34,253 --> 00:18:37,416 Oh, goody. They're not fat. They're just old. 259 00:18:39,024 --> 00:18:41,458 Ifyourvoice is hot, then you should be hot. 260 00:18:41,527 --> 00:18:43,825 Those are the rules! 261 00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:46,421 Damn old ladies with hot voices. 262 00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:49,127 - Let's go. - No, no, no. I'm staying. 263 00:18:49,201 --> 00:18:51,396 - You two are shallow. - I'm not shallow, Fez. 264 00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:55,429 I just judge chicks on their looks. 265 00:18:55,508 --> 00:18:57,942 Suityourself. But sometimes, the old ones... 266 00:18:58,010 --> 00:19:00,478 are super grateful. 267 00:19:01,714 --> 00:19:03,648 Yeah. Okay, Fez. 268 00:19:03,716 --> 00:19:07,083 But if you wind up in some car feeling up June Cleaver, don't come crying to me. 269 00:19:07,153 --> 00:19:09,087 Yeah! 270 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:21,163 Hello, my lovelies. I am Julie. 271 00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:24,031 Which one of you is Hot toTrot? 272 00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:25,832 - Julie? - Yes? 273 00:19:25,905 --> 00:19:29,966 - Hey! You made it. I'm Hot to Trot. - I'm Foxy Lady. 274 00:19:30,042 --> 00:19:32,408 And I'm Nice and Easy. 275 00:19:32,478 --> 00:19:36,608 You're not fat... or old at all. 276 00:19:36,682 --> 00:19:39,674 Of course not. We're gymnasts. 277 00:19:42,555 --> 00:19:44,489 Dear Penthouse— 278 00:19:53,766 --> 00:19:57,634 I'm really sick... Mommy. 279 00:19:59,038 --> 00:20:01,302 And I don't have anyone to take care of me. 280 00:20:06,545 --> 00:20:08,479 Well, you do feel a little warm. 281 00:20:08,547 --> 00:20:09,912 Right, 'cause I'm sick. 282 00:20:09,982 --> 00:20:14,146 Oryou stuck a hot towel on your head, Eric. 283 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:16,154 Fine, I'm not sick. 284 00:20:16,222 --> 00:20:19,123 I just— I didn't want you to be mad anymore, Mom. 285 00:20:19,191 --> 00:20:21,159 Oh, honey, I'm not mad. 286 00:20:21,227 --> 00:20:26,324 I'm just horribly, horribly depressed. 287 00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:30,325 Look, Mom... 288 00:20:30,402 --> 00:20:33,064 I'm not all grown up, and I do still need you for stuff. 289 00:20:33,138 --> 00:20:35,834 - Oh, you do not. - Sure, I do. 290 00:20:35,908 --> 00:20:38,308 Really? Forwhat? List it. 291 00:20:38,377 --> 00:20:40,572 I need you to love me. 292 00:20:45,885 --> 00:20:48,285 I need you to— 293 00:20:48,354 --> 00:20:52,222 I really need you to get out ofbed because Dad's been making my life extra miserable. 294 00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,418 Well, okay. That one I buy. 295 00:20:56,962 --> 00:20:59,692 - So, are we okay now? - Oh, honey. 296 00:20:59,765 --> 00:21:01,699 No. 297 00:21:03,168 --> 00:21:05,693 Well, I'm sorry. I just— I don't like you growing up... 298 00:21:05,771 --> 00:21:08,331 and I don't like it and I'm not gonna. 299 00:21:08,407 --> 00:21:10,272 But I-I guess... 300 00:21:10,342 --> 00:21:14,472 it's just something I'm gonna have to get used to. 301 00:21:14,547 --> 00:21:18,540 You know what, Mom? I'm always gonna need you... 302 00:21:18,617 --> 00:21:21,484 because chances are... 303 00:21:21,554 --> 00:21:24,990 Dad's gonna be riding my ass for the rest of my life. 304 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:32,259 Yeah. You really do rub him the wrong way, honey. 305 00:21:37,736 --> 00:21:39,499 How you doin'? 306 00:21:39,572 --> 00:21:41,506 That's a— That's a really nice robe. 307 00:21:41,574 --> 00:21:43,735 Uh, is that real velour? 308 00:21:49,782 --> 00:21:54,742 Hey, those gas prices are, like, aah! Right? 309 00:21:56,021 --> 00:21:58,751 It's a shame about Elvis. 310 00:21:58,824 --> 00:22:01,122 Too soon. 311 00:22:01,193 --> 00:22:03,684 So... young.